#very on brand of us

[intern-seraph]

having "signing and displaying a contract" as an important wedding ritual is almost comically jewish

#seraph speaks #very on brand of us

[queerpumpkinnn]

it’s like the grimm book of fairy tales or smth, yk how like in the original story cinderella’s sisters got their eyes pecked out by birds? it’s basically the original version of the fairy tales <3

honestly that's a vibe and you should not feel shame for that <3

#love how we're talking about nasty dbf!marauder shit on the other ask while also having book club on here #very on brand of us #ivy my love <3

[angiestown]

time for everyone to have opinions on sprinkles

#nonpareils are best because they look good on everything and have a good crunch #vermicelli tastes good but looks bad on a lot of things #quins are either awful or amazing depending on the brand (usually though I find the circles taste bad but the shaped ones taste good #idk if there's a different recipe used for shapes or something) #mix sanding sugar into your icing instead of food colouring and you will get very yummy crunchy coloured icing

[francy-sketches]

POV they caught you chasing cats in the red keep

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #myrcella baratheon #tommen baratheon #my art #last art of the year n it’s them <3 very on brand #just thot the description of myrc in ble was cute n I wanted 2 draw it 💙 #pretty as a doll in blue satin so true 💙 #that stag’s supposed to be embroidered in pearls cut I couldn’t figure out how to draw it. use your imagination #black pearls ofc #tried 2 post this n it got sent to the void if you see two of it that’s why. hopefully not tho

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Equineswap AU part 1: Bro we are horses. It’s okay to cry around me, we are best friends. Bro we are kissing.

[girl side of the swap]

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #equineswap au #that first teen wwx is so clearly a warm up i almost want to ‘accidently’ let the pasture gates open and let him roam #I really love how YLLZ pony came out though! All of them were made with love and thats what counts #I feel very strongly about teen wangji in dressage braids #its a neat and proper look! Almost overly formal and constricted! He lets it go free as Big Horse Wangji as *Symbolism* #and yes they have cutie marks in this AU. WWX’s used to be a lotus flower #designated chilling in the lake pony #lwj brands himself later on. in memorium for when wwx got his cutie mark branded as well #HGJ pony really *should be an alicorn but I was defeated by the wings #part two (the otherside of the swap) tomorrow! #This is my 3 month anniversary and follower milestone thank you #’OP why’ its my blog and I get to make the equine AU

[adriancatrin]

a lil katara

#my art #katara #atla #no reference and no preliminary sketch hence the slight wonkiness lol but i like it! #i fucked up one of the hands real bad and glued a blue sticky note over top for the water haha #i was just doodling on paper made for charcoal and oh boy do markers not blend well on it #lemme tell ya. tryna get water tribe skin tone right w/o the ability to blend a few colors sucked lol #ended up using a dif brand of marker for her skin and its texture was comparatively very odd #oh well i like it #avatar the last airbender #water tribe

[theloveinc]

Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.

No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.

But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.

And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.

He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.

Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.

Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.

#bakugo #bakugou x reader #I wrote something similar to this before but I didn’t actually write the #toddy s*cking #but I also can’t really remember what I said #and also this isn’t very descriptive #so 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #anyway it just makes me laugh to think of this big honking beast of a man to be staring at u all dumbfounded/concentrated #when ur nursing his kid #I wish there were emojis to describe the face I’m imagining 😐😲😠 combined #but he’s just so… intriqued #even if he knew that’s how it worked it’s like #that’s my wife……… my baby mama…… #😳 #esp cuz he’s always hunting he’s upset he can’t do more to help feed babba except keep u company #he’s so used to doing more #stick him with loin cloth duty LMDAOOOO KIDDING #anyway ugh have a brand new phone charger that keeps doing the unpluggy thing #might need to get that fixed #also my cat just took a fat sh*t and I can smell it #LOL I’m so tired #hope this was … tolerable!!! #caitie post #tw:lactation #fem reader #kids tw

[gremliinsart]

Your bubble propoganda came in the form of putting him in a letter with cute decor, glitter, stickers, stamps, and cursive, and slipping him under my door.

I grieve the timeline where you never drew Carnival Bubble. I would be absolutely DEVASTATED if he never made it in the au... IM SO SORRY IVE COME TO LOVE HIM SO MUCH... CAINE WOULD N O T BE THE FUCKING SAME IN HIS WRITING WITH OUT HIM.

Wehehe 💖💖 I gave you an offer you couldn't refuse >:3

It always makes me happy seeing people in the comments going "BUBBLE IS SO CUTE!!" Everytime I see a drawing of Carnival Bubble I kick my feet and giggle and point and go "Ahaha! I did that!" It always brightens my day UwU

I have partly to thank my sibling who encouraged me to DIY my own Carnival Bubble after I was in shambles to see my favorite little guy missing from the line up

Anyway enough rambling I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM I KNOW YOU GOT SOMETHING PLANNED I KNOWWWW 🫵

BUBBLE LOVERS REJOICE!! WE'RE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE!! YIPPIE!!

#Listen I'm of the opinion that if your au doesn't have Bubble then WHAT'S 👏 THE 👏 POINT 👏/j #...or am I #I'm glad you came to love them as much as I do because tbh they were a very self indulgent design #listen it's my brand at this point. I see something that could use more pink and hearts and I do it!! #I'm such a lovecore ass bitch what can I say? #and again I'm always a sucker for a main character with a little buddy who's their best friend 💖 #Caine deserves a little guy who follows him around and shows him funny cat videos on YouTube ok? #sits in his lap like a dog and talks about the history of cotton candy y'know?

[ettelenethelien]

For the most part, Maedhros' scars don't go very deep, not anymore. One could not notice them looking from a distance.

It's only when one moves in closer, or when the light hits his face at the right angle, that it catches upon a tracery of thin, silver scars, like veins upon stone.

They said his face had a statuesque quality once. It's only grown more so with all the effort to mar it.

Just that stone doesn't smile -- or shed tears.

#I do think he has one or two more visible ones but these ones hold very bad connotations for him so he keeps them covered #his circlet has a very welcome double function as a way to keep the place where there used to be a brand out of sight #// #my post #Maedhros #Silmarillion #Tolkien #silm

[posletsvet]

It's only just now clicked for me that all the despicable horrors Sukuna drags Yuuji through time and again, all the feats of grand, unseen violence he puts up just for Yuuji, all the heinous atrocities and pain he inflicts on Yuuji -- they actually carry an inkling of something strategical, coldly calculated. Don't get me wrong, doing all that Sukuna clearly enjoys himself, his rampage in Shibuya sizzling with euphoria of finally getting to move freely, unshackled, and in the end that is the very nature of a curse -- cause suffering for the sake of suffering and feast upon it. But Sukuna, perhaps rather oddly, doesn't strike me as someone who would hold petty grudges and act upon them spitefully. Especially in regard to someone like Yuuji, who Sukuna considers little different from the filth beneath his feet and doesn't hesitate to make it known. So why even bother hating something so insignificant, miniscule? Why spare an effort to make this particular life miserable when suffering is already inherent to human condition? And while I'm at it, here's one more question, perhaps more on point with what I'm trying to say: why retreat of your own free will to the state of entrapment and give up the reins of control so soon after they fell into your hands?

Back to the point I started this rambling with, it seems to me that in the chaos Sukuna causes there is calculation. I think he's trying to do to Yuuji what he did in the end to Megumi -- crash this boy's beating heart and drown his soul. Sukuna's actions appear pointed, aware of the effect they make, targeted directly at that very thing which would hurt Yuuji the most, thus pushing him to the breaking point. Countless casualties, pointless bloodshed and utter devastation -- all to crack Yuuji's resistance, to eliminate the ability to fight back in a boy who was careless enough to wear his heart out on his sleeve in a world that grinds the kind down and spits out their bones.

But the darker the weather, the better the man. Where every other human being would break, Yuuji stands unyielding. The more is taken away from him, the more reasons he has to keep fighting. When the only sacrifice he could ever accept was his own, he lost too much. So he ploughs on -- because that's the only way he can pay the unfathomably high cost of him being alive. And for all his experience and cunning wit, Sukuna's miscalculated with this one: he cannot destroy Yuuji's heart for it was never Yuuji's to keep. He gave it away a long time ago. It beats with other people's pulse.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk analysis #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #ryomen sukuna #itadori yuuji #god thinking about yuuji and the path that took him to where he is now makes me so incredibly sad #'you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting' #this quote will always remind me of him #because it's straight-up unbearable that jujutsu society reduced him from a person to an accumulation of his pain #and that same society convinced him that death is the only possible outcome for him because it's a cheap price to pay for #the eradication of the calamity known as sukuna #*checks the notes* #what was it? 'the system branded him guilty from the very beginning?' #except the only thing yuuji or if it comes to it any other sorcerer did to deserve such punishment #is really just turning out to be of use to the system

[lamaiemiei]

ultrakill girlies (and guys) i am going insane over frilly shit and using the world's most basic brush that's findable on default csp (i have nothing else to do while waiting for school to start again) (i did not see the time flying as i drew these jfc)

closeups below the cut!! (including ribbon vumo)

just like the last drawing, the brand is Loveran! also the names of the sets are written next to the drawings !(official site: x )

the numbers just represent what order i drew these in fyi

#this all started because i realized sketching with a tiny airbrush felt really nice #and it started with like. a small sketch. look at all this mess now. god. #me when good brush feel is good #“in the zone” or whatever they call it #i used Loveran as direct refs again cause 1) their sets are cute 2) didn't feel like searching another brand #i am normal about Gabriel. i am very normal about him. #also hey! i did end up drawing V1 wearing lingerie!! yay #will draw more once i find new brands and sets!!! #that's a promise!!! (not a threat this time) (i feel like being nice :))) #yeah i did remove one of them because i do not want papa tumblr being mean to me for drawing silly risqué stuff >:(( #suggestive #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #my art #fan art #god. it's 4 and a half am. what am i doing.

[chiyune]

4th period adaine drawing :]]]

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high: junior year #adaine abernant #see im completely justified in bringing a dip pen and literal bottle of ink to class! look what i can draw with it!!!!! #that being said this drawing marks the beginning of an intense hatred of pen-and-ink work on off-white paper #i messed up so many times and using whiteout to fix it resulted in these infuriating white spots on the very slightly beige paper i was #using so i had to bsaically deepfry the picture on my phone in order to hide those white spots #all this to say i need to buy a different brand of sketchbook nexgt time #my art #fantasy high

[abby-howard]

Part 2 of my 2023 hourlies; Part 1 here!

---CW family death (not sad)---

#hourly comics day #cw family death #family death (not sad) #hourly comic day 2023 #autobio comics #webcomics #between this and fingerquest it was an eventful day #i almost made comics about grandma flowers' particular brand of cruelty but they weren't conveying it just right #but as an example #she would adopt a cat/dog and feed it ice cream and whole chickens #then when it was too large to get up the stairs she would say "he's just not himself anymore U_U #and suddenly the animal would be gone (put to sleep) #she was skinny as a rail and had such weird ways of fatshaming every woman in my family #buying us clothes three sizes too big and saying i'm not sure it'll fit :/ it might be too small for you #and of course she was hideously racist #but had no real convictions beyond making everyone in the room with her uncomfortable #she was a very particular brand of evil southern woman that's a bit of a dying species #oh well #i will not miss her evil cackling while telling us stories of neighbors' cats she had shot

[subwheysandwitch]

Spoilers Critical role Ep. 72

Going from the jester bug story to Imogen whispering that she’s dating Laudna gave me such whiplash I had to try my hardest to not laugh loudly at work

#Do I care it was to an undead gambler pirate? #Nope. #I think that’s fucking hilarious and kinda on brand #It’s gonna be very funny when they tell the rest of the group #And the rest of them are like #you told the skeletons before you told us? #critical role #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #southern gothic #c3e72 #bells hells

[hella1975]

born to write fanfiction forced to go to pilates

#WHAT IS HAPPENING. HOW DID I GET HERE #THIS IS NOT MY SCENE I SHOULD NOT BE HERE OR WHATEVER THE WOMBATS SAID #no hate to pilates itself im acc very pumped for it but the entire setting of a gym TERRIFIES me #but the uni is running a bunch of shit for women’s month and one of the events is this where they’ve booked the gym #and for 3 hours for free you can just go to different sessions #and me and my mate saw ‘free’ and didn’t look back like one thing I love about us is We Will Just Try Shit #and now im here in athleisure kit. no cargos in sight #I actually can’t remember the last time my outfit was so streamlined I feel naked rn #only plus is I’ve somehow got a decent fit like I had a real moment of secondary school PE class thinking I was gonna #be looking around feeling shitty and out of place for not having The Branded Shit but somehow I’ve acquired stuff #leggings from my old flatmate who IS a gym girlie meaning im twatting about in GYMSHARK LEGGINGS LIKE SOME SORT OF POSER #I feel like im going to dance classes again this is so. this entire thing feels on the edge of nostalgic and generally just WEIRD #I feel like the Cool Girls will be there I feel like they will know there is something Fundamentally Off about me and I’ll never know what #BUT OH WELL. DO IT SCARED #hella goes to uni

[sergle]

Hey! Can I ask you for some advice? I want to get my friend a gift, but she's the type who will not accept expensive gifts, she prefers to treat herself. But, she DOES love cosmetics like nail polish, and I thought, ohhh, I know who to ask about that. So, do you have any recommendations for good bang for your buck for the gal who has everything, nail polish-wise?

HMMMMM!!! That's hard if she's The Gal Who Has Everything, if you dip into a brand that you know she likes, then you can't be totally sure you're not buying her a polish she already has... you're going to have to break into her house and write down the names of all her nail polish No but like. As a nail polish girl, the first thing on the table is that this is a rare occasion where I don't think a gift card is a cop out at all! Like, if there's a specific brand she really goes after, then going that route would just allow her to pick up a future release of her choosing, or specific stuff she has an eye on. If she's a nail polish girlie but has a brand you DON'T think she's frequented a lot (mooncat, ilnp, starrily, holotaco are all ones with catalogues that I like a lot- mooncat is probably highest quality and ilnp has the most range and the best deals) then hitting some of the polishes from there will mean you aren't risking doubling her up on some product. As far as picking colors and finishes, that's the fun part, that'd be up to you. The last option, also, the foolproof one: get shades from a collection of polish that is a New Release! And pray that she's not buying it at the same time as you. lmao Bang for your buck: I think one of the more fun things I've gotten for myself was gold leaf/gold flake? that shit they put on ice cream to justify the price hike in expensive restaurants. It's very very cheap to pick some up, and it's fun to use for nail art! You can also get her Tools and Basics that are helpful, like unusual magnets if she uses magnetic polish, glass nail files, cuticle pushers, stamping plates, or maybe a cute nail mat. One of those silicone ones. If she does gel (or is inch rested in it but hasn't done it herself) there are some pretty affordable gel kits by beetles, w the curing lamps too, I actually got one for myself one time. (but I don't do gel nails anymore) (I don't like taking them off) (but if she's a long-wear nails person she might enjoy doing gels at home) and if you do this, then you so need to buy her some buffing powders. That's like the number one reason to try gel, is you get to use those cool as fuck powders that don't work on regular nail polish. The Twinkled T ones are great. Buffing powders are how you get those really smooth glass-like looks like this:

and a tub of that shit is like $12. But it doesn't work on regular polish! I think that's all I've got. hope that helps!!

#long post #VERY long post. damb #nailposting #sergle answers #also if you get her something expensive and you're worried about it you can just lie and tell her it was a sale! #it says on the first page of the bible that lying is cool #also re: gel nails. you can get any brand but some polish uses the keyword Gel in it for literally no reason #gel polish isn't gel polish if the bottle is see-through. bottles of gel always have completely opaque containers and you can't see #the liquid inside