Blade: I brought you all here because Dracula is preparing for war against the human race and you are the best when it comes to hunting mystic monsters, especially vampires. Are there any questions?
Moon Knight: Yeah, what's the preteen doing here?
Spider-Man: Moony, I'm hurt. I'll let you know that I graduated high school last week.
Blade, grabs Moon Knight: I watched a vampire rech in disgust before crumbling to dust after biting Spider-Man and tasting his blood for a moment. If it comes down to it, we feed him to Dracula.
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Sometimes forgetting is a type of happiness
He said it himself. I hope that forgetting the past may be a reason for your happiness in the future. There is no need to remember. Just move forward with life and enjoy it for the first and last time.
Live your life, love life and love yourself. This must be your compensation for what you went through for 11,000 years of hell.
Live for yourself now kaname ♥️
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Kaname:You know what, Kiryuu?
Zero: What?? *doesn’t look at him*
Kaname: Let’s see… *lays his chin on his knuckles* Yuuki bit you. You bit Yuuki…
Zero: Get to the point, Kuran.
Kaname: *smirking* She bit me and I bit her as well… You bit me, but…
Zero: *wide-eyed* What kind of fucked up logic is that?!
Kaname: Be careful, or I’m gonna fuck you up.
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Back on my it would be HILARIOUS if Merlin dates someone for a loooooong time some centuries after Arthur's death and that someone is immortal and it drives Arthur INSANE because they are in good terms and are not afraid to show affection (basically Merlin being like : I'm 1557 years old for Gods sake. I can and will be affectionate with my besties)
What if Merlin has an inside joke/game with his friends group where they randomly say dramatic movie/serie/book quote to each other and Arthur does NOT know that they are joking
Merlin's vampire ex : I told you 🙄 you never listen to me
Merlin : You are right, I'm sorry
Arthur : *doesn't know why but has a bad feeling about this* *suspicious glare*
Merlin, *put a hand on his ex's shoulder and use all of his acting skill* from now on, what you say to me, what you do for me, I’ll remember all of it—I won’t forget a single thing.
Merlin : You’re really great. I like you.
Merlin : Or in other words, I fancy you, I love you, I want you, I can’t leave you, I whatever you.
The Knights who aren't on the joke either : 0.0
Merlin : I just really like you so much. I don’t want anyone but you—it can’t be anyone but you.
Meelin and his vampire ex : *look at each other dramatically*
Merlin and his vampire ex : *go back to talking like nothing happened* so as I was saying Janet is adopting a new cat and—
*Litteraly the next day*
Merlin, holding soup : You must know. Surely you must know it was all for you.
Arthur, in the background : *choking on his tea*
Merlin : You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once.
Merlin's 809 years old bestie : *tears in her eyes & muffling her sob* (laughing at Arthur's face)
Merlin : My affections and wishes have not changed. But one word from you will silence me for ever.
The Knights, Gwen & Arthur, looking at Merlin's vampire ex and being speechless at Merlin behaviour :
Merlin's vampire ex : *chilling*
Merlin : lf, however, your feelings have changed... ...I would have to tell you, you have bewitched me,body and soul, and I love..I love... I love you.
His friend : come on merlin you are not even trying to be original *sobbing* (laughing) *take the soup from Merlin's hand*
Arthur : EXCUSE ME!?!
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Since where more educated on the whole vampire/angel lore, to put it simply all the vampires/demons are the reincarnated/replicas of Shikamas angels whom he so dearly cherished and wants to bring them back to heaven with him? Also I’ve been waiting for the right moment to use this:
Vamps and demons discovering that they where fated to be cursed by darkness:
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Yuki: Well Zero can cook, take care of plants, loves animals, and is good with kids. It's part of his charm you know?
Sayori: Hey Kiryuu how does it feel?
Zero: ....
Sayori: To be called a male wife?
Zero: *starts blushing*
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