#unless I fail

[theemporium]

that’s how life is🤠

#cece chats #two more days #and then I’m done #pls #unless I fail #but we aren’t manifesting that!!

[chaurey]

Okay I’ve seen enough and I’m taking the no social media challenge

#see you guys in like 4 weeks #unless I fail

[tmascfaggot]

yes of course i love punishment in kink however i am so so so tightly wound and so obedience focused and so afraid of failure that i will NEVER and i do mean never break a rule or do anything that warrants punishment ever. not if i can help it

#there is soemthing to be said for being given a task i'm doomed to fail somehow tho #but otherwise if you tell me to do something i'll do it. i'll do it #unless it's a limit I'll Do It and i'll do it good and well and properly and i won't disappoint you i won't #okay there's ALSO something to be said for a dom breaking me until i disobey. that also works #signal broadcast 📺

[aq2003]

you know that term "male character being written by a woman" that describes an emotionally complex well-written dude that fans immediately fall in love with because they are crafted w/ so much care and would probably make an ideal partner or whatever? yeah this is exactly the energy of brennan lee mulligan portraying his discontented girlboss npcs in dimension 20

#'female character being written by a man' is a red flag unless it's about caramelinda rocks or liz herrera or esther sinclair or #sklonda gukgak or sandra lynn faeth or hallariel seacaster or elody of greenleigh or cinderella. Hope this helps. #d20 #neverafter #fantasy high #tuc #acoc #dimension 20 #btw sandra lynn and hallariel would not make ideal partners and they are in fact cringe and fail but they ARE hot and i could fix them.

[redkelpfish]

Jason Todd is a damn good example of how superheroes can’t be parents. I’m not saying heroes should be forbidden from having children, but the moment you do, you choose one or the other. You either cease to be a hero or you must fundamentally fail your child.

Because that’s the basis of being a parent—choosing your child. Day in and day out, no matter what. There is no bigger picture, no greater good. Between a bus full of people and your kid, your kid has to count on you to be the one person in the world who would let the bus fall. A hero can’t do that. A hero shouldn’t do that.

Jason Todd so desperately wanted Bruce, his father, the one person he needed to let the bus fall. But Bruce had chosen “hero” two decades ago, and there was no room for Jason Todd, son. So Jason Todd, Robin died a martyr with no one left to carry the cause. An unfortunate casualty. He came back as the only thing left, the only version of Jason Todd that a clown didn’t beat to death in warehouse in Ethiopia. Jason Todd, son. And there was no father. He kept reaching and reaching and there should have been something to meet him. But Bruce Wayne was a hero. And Jason Todd was a son.

#sorry I’m tired and weirdly emotional about children of superheroes #because that’s the thing #you shouldn’t let the bus drop #morally you shouldn’t #it’s hard to look at a hero doing the right thing and go ‘you chose wrong’ #because that wasn’t the choice they fucked up on #it was a thousand choices before this moment #it was one choice in the middle #i love the robins #i love superheroes with children #but fundamentally someone has been failed in that situation #and unless you’ve been in the running for the flash mantel at least once #it’s probably your kid #dc #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #dc comics #superheroes #clark kent #i think we all know why he’s tagged #justice league

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender #when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute #sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now #Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually #you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter #I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated #before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means #you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt. #you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you #unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman #and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged #sergle.txt #I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok #that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing #and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman #so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman #if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online #that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.

[chodzacaparodia]

When I saw this quote from yearbook online, I thought, "Hey, this could fit a character from Blue Lock!" But when I wanted to make this meme, I realized that it fits many characters from Blue Lock…

Let's face it

#but honestly I don't think it would fit every character #not everyone is focused on making others fail #unless “others” is isagi #then yeah #practically anyone could choose such a quote #“It's not enough that I should succeed - Isagi should fail” - said Isagi's rivals #blue lock memes #bllk memes #anime memes #blue lock #bllk #blue lock incorrect quotes #isagi yoichi #baro shoei #rin itoshi #michael kaiser #shidou ryusei

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

More silly MXTX polls to mull over for the week:

#poll #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #EDIT: JINGLES MISERABLY: I thought this was set for a week...not a day....Sigh...... #Thought about doing this just for mdzs but there are too many characters for a proper poll and im not strong enough to do a tournement. #So now its just the main duos (+anyone else who manages to be a strong contender. Freedom of expression and all) #I think its fun to put characters in scenarios! I also think its more interesting to raise the stakes. #You may imagine any situation what gets all 6 into the same room for a Mario Partio Kartio event. #The question is who is the most cringe and fail. For the humour of the situation! #and yes - as always (unless it gets rancid again) I will have a comic for the results at the end of the week <3 #This poll is a shout out to people like me who are bad at video games and suffer whenever mario kart comes out at parties. #I mean it with my whole ass that I should not be given a controller. #No I'm not trying to hide my abilities or be humble. Dont do it. #Yes I have played a *lot* of mario kart for the wii. No I'm not good.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

i hc that house is bi but just never brings it up cause he thinks its that obvious, when he denies attraction to men he thinks hes doing it ironically like “wink wink imagine??” 

but of course everyone just believes him cause its house hes always sarcastic and weird about men so in convo with a patient he drops how he’s bi and the whole team + wilson all go “????”

 only cuddy is like “uh yeah guys, he jokes about it constantly-”

#house md #bisexual #this isnt coherent but it WILL be when i WRITE A FIC!!! #in that same light wilson is gay to me #dont have that many failed relationships unless youre trying to prove something #hilson #greg house #dr greg house #hate crimes md #queer #lisa cuddy #james wilson #eric foreman #robert chase #allison cameron

[alexjcrowley]

Btw I can't believe all the Hamilton edits with Hamilton the musical, especially to Wait for it but when they're done with Carlos

Like girl be fr if someone is his Burr that's not Carlos that's Nico fucking Rosberg, he owned that role

Carlos and Lewis have had beef for a month because Vasseur gave Lewis Carlos's job, you want bitter soul crushing rivalry that's been destroying another guy's life step by step, that's been booked by Britney since day one

#lewis hamilton #carlos sainz #nico rosberg #f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #edit #hamilton the musical #brocedes #BE FR I woulf be mad too if someone stole my job that's normal #you want the yearning the fury the jealous heart that's nico for you #Carlos doesn't have all that hate specifically for Lewis like it's normal now they got beef because of the 2025 seat #but he would have had beef with whoever took that seat last minute you know #yes recovered Hamilton fan getting ptsd from these edits speaking wait for it it's not the song for the sainz-lewis beef #no shade to whoever did these edits because they look really good #just I have seen like five of them with Carlos and Lewis to Wait for it #WHERE ARE THE BROCEDES EDITS TO WAIT FOR IT #WHERE ARE THE WORLD WAS WIDE ENOUGH EDITS WITH BROCEDES #your obedient servant is NOT carlos and lewis song it's lewis and nico #No Carlos hasn't looked back on where he failed and every place he checked the only common thread has been Lewis's disrespect #THAT'S NICO #Unless there is some serious Lewis Carlos lore I am missing I am sorry no #I write for a magazine where a colleague 'steals' an article I wanted to write I get pissed off but I don't break into dramatic songs #on how the guy has been ruining my life forever #RESPECT. NICO'S. ANGER.

[delawaredetroit]

This should have been an automatic fail.

Heroes can't just attack another hero in the field. Regardless of licenses and rule specifics, it would ruin their society's perception that the heroes are there to protect the public if heroes attacked other heroes.

Beyond that, even heroes that don't collaborate with other heroes aren't an island. They have staff and sidekicks in order to have a running agency (excluding underground heroes). Physically attacking a colleague the moment they say something he doesn't like is a red flag. Treating other people like this would be poisonous to any professional hero career and would be abusive to his subordinates, and therefore Bakugou really deserved to fail on this alone.

#bnha reread #bnha 61 #bnha #bakugou katsuki #bakugou critical #hmm...i think i've figured out part of a logical reason why aizawa doesn't deal with bakugou properly #and a lot of it comes down to aizawa never had an agency and hasn't considered how terrible bakugou would be with subordinates #bakugou passing makes no sense especially in light of sero failing for helping someone #unless it's just more of aizawa's biases in the way (ie oboro sacrificed himself too - which is bad - so sero fails)

[resident-gay-bitch]

going crazy about sirius black wearing glasses

#more writers need to write about sirius black needing glasses #myself included #just picture him #he’s so pretty #inspired by mavisdeborn on tik tok actually :) #I love their videos so much they never fail to make me giggle and kick my feet. unless they’re depressing. then they make me cry #sirius black #Padfoot #sirius #SOB #sirius Orion black #sirius with glasses #marauders #jay talks

[nonokoko13]

This is how dead fish looks like

#sxf chapter 93 #sxf spoilers #spy x family spoilers #anya forger #loid forger #like father like daughter #memes #very much reaction meme material right here #this was also my look when it came to understand math don't worry Anya #you're not alone #for a moment I thought she had failed an important subject like history or literature #unless you want to be mathematician or engineer or something like that it's fine Anya I promise #as long as you get add subtract multiply and divide right everything else you won't probably use it after graduating then forget it all #after a week or something

[lunarharp]

when an obsessed orufrey person plays ace attorney for the first time in a while

#witch hat tag #orufrey #you know those times when the defendant is still in shambles at the end of a case because it was not a clear-cut thing #but you get to present one Special Sentimental piece of evidence that proves not all is lost #qifrey's breakdown would be like... he turns up calm and pleasant like dahlia kristoph gant etc but very quickly: #well first he's hiding his scar so you have to use the bracelet and also you find out about the seal on his hat using that. #eventually he is throwing water that comes out of nowhere like that coffee prosecutor guy. and his cape starts billowing #the more he breaks down his neck thingies start coming undone btw. To represent his descent into guilt and his LIES becoming undone. #course as the player i have already used my magatama and seen his 35894 psychelocks. but theyre those BLACK psychelocks #representing his repressed memories taken by the brimhats. also his glasses shatter out of nowhere when you keep presenting evidence #and tartah's testimony etc. and the player is like UHH this guy is A PUPPET MASTER but coco's heartfelt testimony commands the tone #and of course he's someone who has been twisted and damaged by trauma like adrian andrews. the mastermind is of course the brimhats #only me with my magatama knows that... only i can do it. It has to be me..... #just like how as the reader i can see everything about qifrey and i can hold him dear as much as i judge him #whereas if i were oru things would not be ok unless memories can be restored and mentally ill decisions can be illuminated #WELL ANYWAY !!!!! what i appreciate about ace attorney is its ability to mix silliness with seriousness #i cant usually make jokes about serious heavy heartbreaking stuff in witch hat because it is all very intense emotions for me #but i appreciate ace attorney's mix of sincerity and psychological pain and the inherent silliness to being a character in a situation #so.....Get Iguin on the stand. Now. BAILIFF.. TAKE OFF THE MASK #i would most love to be able to prove qifrey's eyesight is failing. hed be like I have no reason to pursue the brimhats (smiles pleasantly) #and it would be like You're lowering your gaze.. proof that the court lighting is too harsh for you..! #his glasses would crack at that moment btw. I used apollo's bracelet and saw the glyphs on the glass. #I know all about u. and i will save u

[fabaceous]

isnt it so interesting and so reflective of being a teenage girl how the yellowjackets collectively and sort of automatically/instinctively assign certain roles to certain members of the group, often roles that involve getting their hands dirty and doing things that are anywhere from gross to ethically questionable to truly morally reprehensible but necessary for their survival, because no one else can stomach it, and then they punish her for acting out the exact same role that they assigned her?

#im thinking of nat the hunter lottie the girlprophet and shauna the butcher here #roles that feel like they were created just to be hated and scorned #i mean i think it makes sense on a certain level that the group dynamic NEEDS clearly defined roles to function #especially in such a precarious situation #and someone has to play each role #but those three in particular seem to be set up to fail #they're damned if they do damned if they dont #i may elaborate on this eventually but i feel like i need to see the full extent of the wilderness play out first #but to my other point its ACTUALLY LITERALLY JUST EXACTLY THE TEENAGE GIRL EXPERIENCE #you get put in a box and if you try to get out of it then everyone hates you #but if you live up to the expectations everyone still hates you #ok after so many tags im arriving at my thesis statement #its about how the group is so prepared to punish people for the very things they know they benefit from #do you feel me? #ok. anyway ending this here unless i get a second wind and want to delve into specifics #yellowjackets

[birdricks]

#rick and morty #the morty one is a joke but also might end up being an actual copium take #also uou alresdy know mine. bitchhhh #im tryyyyyying my best to keep my expectations lol. failing #ooooooh s7 finale give us Anything #ummm my opinion on these. #i actually kidna dont want prime back. i think it wld detract from ricks arc unless they did it some special way #BIRDRICKKKKK. i dont thinkit will happen 💔💔💔 but if it cld at least get mentioned in passing i cld die happy for now #also not a huge believer of swap theory… ive seen like one or two moments where it works well but idk #i dont quite understand what the point of that wld be …..? but who knows maybe #diane… i wlddd like to see her but only in a flashback or smth. and give her some personality #i think theres been enough reminders of her recently …. like her ghost u know. lets get smth Real #altho a possibilty to undo the omega device wld be interesting. but unrealistic i feel #um. yeah. i actually just really want morty to get to Do smth this season #like u know i love rick lore. but we are in DESPERATE need of a morty arc #rnm spoilers