#unfair science fair

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

Queen of Mars. ''Now I'm the Queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth'' ''It only took a magic portal to Mars to give me some self-worth''

Ant Queen. ''Oh, it's great. Finally, someone understands my ideas. Only, they keep bringing me crumbs and grasshopper legs. I could really go for a salad.''

#pnf #phineas and ferb #candace #candace flynn #polls #polls on tumblr #tournament polls #Candace Competition Round 1 #Unfair Science Fair #Gi-Ants #Queen of Mars #Ant Queen #0x0v0x1 #Candace Competition

[pnfoutofcontext]

#Phineas and Ferb #Unfair Science Fair #Baljeet Tjinder #season 1

[104-days-of-gifs]

Another 104 Days of Phineas and Ferb GIFs: Day 29

#phineas and ferb #pnf #unfair science fair #unfair science fair redux #candace #candace flynn #mars #mars rover #kick #angry #disney channel #disney tva #disney tv animation #gif #my gif #104 days of phineas and ferb gifs

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

There are too many episodes to seed. Please help me out (5)

#pnf episodes #pnf episodes tournament #phineas and ferb #dwampyverse #poll #poll tournament #tournament poll #poll bracket #dwampyverse tournament #preliminary polls #the doonkelberry imperative #the lemonade stand #traffic cam caper #tri-stone area #undercover carl #unfair science fair #we call it maze #a hard day's knight #ain't no kiddie ride #a phineas and ferb family christmas #ask a foolish question #atlantis

[forgottenpnffacts]

Jeremy holds a senior/position of authority at the Mr. Slushy franchise (with firing and distribution of labor duties, but not hiring power).

#phineas and ferb #pnf #jeremy johnson #Unfair Science Fair #The Bully Code #Phineas and Ferb Save Summer

[quantumboogaloo]

One of my favorite Doofenshmirtz moments ever is his poem:

The movies are gray The TV is black The horses are running Please bring me some food

Because, as an autistic person, this is exactly how poetry felt to me, especially as a kid. When I had to write poetry for school, my work was equally disjointed and weird. Because if a poem doesn't have a story, what's the point? (I now understand poetry as an art form a bit better now, but as a kid it was extremely validating to see one of my favorite characters also suck at poetry).

I mean, I almost made that my senior quote! (my actual senior quote was the glorious "If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice")

#pnf #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #doofs poem #unfair science fair #autism #quantumboogaloo thoughts

[hitchell-mope]

She’s right across from him. And she’s using binoculars. Go figure.

#phineas and ferb #canderemy #candace flynn #jeremy johnson #unfair science fair

[raining-anonymously]

watched unfair science fair redux. did some doodles.

#heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #candace flynn #pnf #drawing anonymously #would have put candace in her queen of mars crown but i could not draw that thing 😭 #unfair science fair redux #dwampyverse #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #dr. doofenshmirtz #doctor doofenshmirtz #why he has so many tags…. #doof #doofenshmirtz #agent p #pnf candace #p&f #phineas & ferb

[rhaenin-time]

So back when the TV writing industry was slightly more permeable without connections and TV itself was more episodic, a common way to get your foot in the door was with "spec scripts." Where you'd write your own episode of a show.

You (well, your agent) would never submit a spec script of the show to the show you want to work on to the actual show you want to work on though. Rather, it was only meant to demonstrate that you understood how to write a self-contained story that remained faithful to the overarching story. Consistent in tone and theme and characterization. That not only were you a writer, but a writer able to tell a story someone else asks for, alongside other writers.

So yes, you'd basically submit fan fiction. And your goal was to make it read like a genuine lost script, rather than like... "fan fiction."

Anyways, Julie Plec once wrote a Buffy spec script. And it's EXACTLY what you think.

I mean it, a hellish mix of cringey and boring. All the incompetence and self-indulgence we associate with bad fan fic, but with none of the fun. None of the soul. If you ever feel embarrassed about writing what you consider a particularly cringey fan fic, just remember that Julie Plec not only did worse, but that she wrote it for a professional reason, looked at it, and decided, "Oh yes. This will get me all the jobs." And proceeded to SUBMIT it.

#julie plec #the cw #fan fiction #buffy the vampire slayer #the vampire diaries #julie plec is proof that tv writing runs on nepotism #anti julie plec #fic writing #fanfiction #Season 6 “Freaky Friday on Crack” (Plec's words) and oh no everyone woke up in each other's bodies but Dawn's science fair is today! #Xander wakes up in Spike's body and not only does he thirst for blood but he must also learn that Spike has a HUGE DICK and it's SO UNFAIR!

[miss-biophys]

The time available for her to submit grants and write papers decreased sharply in the year and a half after she first became a mother. And her lower productivity continued after she had two more sons, but there often wasn’t a way to explain that on her grant applications.

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-00252-5

I also have a hard time explaining in my grant applications my PhD period. Even though it took 6 years to finish my PhD, I actually was much faster than average. I was on full maternity leaves not working at all for 2 years (!!) and the rest I worked part time. I managed to get my PhD in total of 3 years and 2 months of full time work equivalent.

I am glad people start noticing this and Nature writes about this issue. Let’s not punish researchers for having kids!

#academia #career #Nature publishing #Nature journal #women in science #stem #postdoc #PhD #university #research #maternity #parenting #maternity leave #get back to work #unfair #not fair #equity #funding #grant #scientist mum

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

Stormtrooper. ''Ever since I was young, You know, I hated dissension. Among my peer group, It caused a whole lot of tension.''

Encased in gelatin. ''I got two words for you, Mom. Gel-a-tin. I am sick of it! Sick of it! Totally sick of it!''

#pnf #phineas and ferb #candace #candace flynn #polls #polls on tumblr #tournament polls #Candace Competition Round 1 #Phineas and Ferb Star Wars #Unfair Science Fair #Stormtrooper #Encased in gelatin #0x18v0x19 #Candace Competition

[pnfoutofcontext]

#Phineas and Ferb #gif #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #season 1 #Unfair Science Fair

[mintiestcrystal]

i find it so unfair that i cant do all the science. like what do you MEAN I can't study bio and chem and biochem and atrophysics and physics and geology and climate science. what do you MEAN i have a limited lifespan and need to get out of school at some point to get a job. i want to collect the science fields like pokemon, this isn't fair

#minty's crystals #science #biology #chemistry #physics #astrophysics #astronomy #stem #I'm literally such a nerd but i want to learn EVERYTHING i want to be the MASTER OF SCIENCE #also i wanna be famous for it #something something nobel prize something something cover of time magazine #academia #chaotic academia

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Talking Zebra vs. Wendy (Slushydawg girl)

#pnf #pnf characters #pnf characters tournament #phineas and ferb #dwampyverse #poll #poll tournament #poll bracket #tournament poll #dwampyverse tournament #talking zebra #the ballad of badbeard #wendy #slushydawg girl #unfair science fair #apparently she is not named in the episode but she is named in the credits

[forgottenpnffacts]

Major Monogram wears a wig.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #major monogram #francis monogram #Unfair Science Fair

[female-malice]

Did you know that estrogen weakens the muscles and makes them exactly like a cis woman's? Did you know trans men on T are put in women's leagues still, when the T causes muscles to grow?

As a trans man, educate yourself.

Did you know that estrogen weakens the muscles and makes them exactly like a cis woman's?

When you say "estrogen weakens muscles and makes them exactly like a cis woman" you are regurgitating extreme misogyny. Women are not weakened men. We are not made out of Adam's rib.

When males take estrogen, that does not weaken male muscle mass. Trans-identified males take other medications to suppress testosterone. That has nothing to do with estrogen. Estrogen does not suppress muscle growth at all.

You are thinking like a misogynist. You think estrogen=women and women=weak so estrogen weakens muscles. That's anti-scientific. You understand that right? That's just bigotry. Stop thinking like a misogynist. Stop thinking testosterone=good and estrogen=bad. Take some time to learn about how natural female hormones strengthen and fortify the female body. Educate yourself.

Did you know trans men on T are put in women's leagues still, when the T causes muscles to grow?

There are zero female athletes on testosterone competing in professional women's sports. Testosterone is a banned substance. Gaining an unfair advantage through testosterone doping results in a lifetime ban from professional competition.

Athletes who use cough medicine and heart medication to manipulate their stamina and recovery do not receive lifetime bans. They receive temporary bans because the effects of their doping are temporary.

Testosterone is a lifetime ban because the long-term effects of testosterone are permanent. These decisions by WADA are backed up by thousands and thousands of studies. The science is indisputable. Athletes who engage in testosterone doping permanently exclude themselves from sports. And artificially suppressing testosterone in male athletes does not negate the effects of male puberty.

Women's sports competition is for female athletes regardless of how they identify. Men's sports competition is for male athletes regardless of how they identify. Open sports competition is for everybody regardless of how they identify. Everyone is included as long as they're not doping.

Testosterone suppression might temporarily cause a male athlete to lose their competitive edge against other male athletes. However, it is not female athlete's responsibility to include male athletes who lose their competitive edge. A female athlete is not a male athlete that takes testosterone suppressing medication. A female athlete is a female athlete. Taking medications and cross-sex hormones does not turn males into females. And it does not turn females into males.

Tinkering with your body and hormones is a voluntary activity. When you make a choice, you live with the consequences.

Many people interested in body building use banned substances to change their body. They do this knowing it will bar them from competing in sports. They're okay with this. They don't go around protesting. They don't go around clamoring for inclusion in sports. They make their choice to exclude themselves from fair sports competition and they're fine with it.

Your body modifications are your own choice. Your body modifications are your own responsibility. When those modifications ban you from competitive sports or dull your competitive edge, that's your consequence to deal with.