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bananaman-mp3 · 23 days

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yo im aware that theres some absolutely wild nonsense going in the top/bottom narusasu discourse side of tumblr so im here to make my contribution considering the funniest case scenario i can think of:

theyre both bottoms. i dont have like. solid canonical proof of that (because no one does its all subjective) but... if i hd to make a serious case id say that theyre both kinda needy for the other.

on one hand youve got the obvious "i chased and pined for you till the end of the world" naruto.

on the other youve got "i can never be truly completely alone and detached from this world until i kill you" sasuke. in this case its kind of the opposite in a more "i dont show it but you make me care so much so deeply" rather than "i need you so bad"

but thats kinda stereotypical right. whatever. sasuke is very heroine coded i mean have you seen the fanservice-y way they draw him sometimes. tits out. again this is stereotypical but i find it compelling

naruto is good at swallowing things. remember the frog and the raven? yeah me too. i remember. i wonder if can fit thing things inside his a-

anyway canon evidence is not even the reason i made this post i did it because of the way i think they accidentally became bottoms.

i think after vote2 and all that pining was over and they seriously started contemplating their relationship as potentially romantic and sexual they both individually considered if it would be awkward to have sex as theyre both men.

im thinking sasuke was wholy okay with the idea of bottoming from the start because he thinks to himself that naruto is probably too much of a pussy to agree to do it, so hed be fine w it.

meanwhile naruto has several emotional crises of masculinity after considering that sasuke may want to be the top and instead of concluding that they can just switch, like a normal person, he overcomes gender stereotype stigma all by himself thinking that it doenst make him any less of a man and that he would really like it because its sasuke. he wouldn't disliked being topped if the top in question is sasuke.

this is all ends in them finally starting a relationship and hilariously waiting for the other to make a move for about an awkward minute. and then

"hey-"

"so-"

"are you gonna-"

"you want to-"

and vaguely gesturing about the other coming to do the topping, followed by a split second horrifying realization that they both assumed they were going to be the bottom to make the other feel more comfortable and having a crisis over it.

#sasunaru #narusasu #what the hell do i even tag this as #okay i know #naruto yaoi #uke naruto #uke sasuke #bottom naruto #bottom sasuke #sns #that should do it

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deadvampire32 · 2 years

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Sun and Moon ((gods)) 🍅🍥☀️🌕

#sasunarumonth22 #SN month 2022 #snsmonth22 #Sasunaru #Sasunaru Sun and moon #Moon God Sasuke #sun god Naruto #art #fanart #yaoi #sasuke x naruto #shonen ai #bottom naruto #otp #uke naruto #Sun and Moon #🍅🍥

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harpylady · 11 months

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so hyped for this new volume ^_^

#cant wait till tuesday ^_^#kushina 9 tails cloak?#exciting #shes so awesome and minato of course #my art #naruto #i wonder if ill be able to get my hands on it in the uk

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solannn · 2 months

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ᥫ᭡ 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

⤷ angst & fluff prompt & special 200 subs (for any of your fav characters)

SOFT ANGST ;

1. "please look at me"

2. "Is s/he really just a friend ?"

3. "I’m just disappointed."

4. "Don’t gave me Space, that’s the last thing i want with you."

5. "i know you still love me."

6. "I can’t think straight with you."

7. "Why are you so stubborn?"

8. "Don’t do this here."

9. "You never had a problem with It before.."

10. "Am i too late ?"

11. "You won’t understand."

12. "Do you ever mean the things you say ?"

13 "can i hug you, for the last time ?"

14. "I’m trying.. i really am."

15. "I’m scared."

16. "Can you kiss me ? One last time ? That’s all i ask."

17. "You deserve more."

18. "I swear i’ll do things different this time."

19. "They’re beautiful, i hope they makes you happy"

20. "I know i shouldn’t be here."

FLUFF ;

1. "You’re hair is so fluffy/soft"

2. "It’s too cold ! Come back !"

3. "No. I’m not letting you go. It’s too ealry to get out of bed"

4. "C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working"

5. "What ? Does that feel good ?"

6. "I think i’m inlove with you and i’m terrifiee."

7. "You know i’m here for you ?"

8. "You’re so cute when you’re half asleep"

9. "Your lips are so soft, i could them all day"

10. "You’re warm.."

11. "I think i might be falling in love with you."

12. "I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to suffer by yourself again, i promise."

13. "No— it’s alright, come here"

14. "If i could, i would kiss away all your scars."

15. "Shh, just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay ? None of it was really."

16. "No you can’t get up, you’re my prisoner !"

17. "I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arms and i didn’t want to wake you up."

18. "Just pretend to be my date."

19. "Look, i know we don’t know each others that well, but i’m still worried about you. No one deserve to be alone."

20. "I know i’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just another ten, please."

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alukaforyou · 7 months

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im rotating through my million wips, everyone imagine modern day prince mads au thanks!

#i started this one yearssss ago when i was watching #the last empress (황후의 품격) its a korea au if the royal family existed in modern times #like uk or japan or w.e #it was actually good kinda melodramatic and the ending was a bit crazy but still good the aes was ON point #we dont have the monarchy for show in current times cuz we were under jp occupation #until the end of ww2 and by then kr set up a democracy w a president and all and they were like jk to the royals #but anyways lets all imagine modern!prince!mads hehe #naruto #uchiha madara #mads #madarapicmonday #alulu art

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naksushadows · 4 months

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sasusaku coded

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acediee · 1 year

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Happy birthday Deidara! 💥🎆

#deidara #akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden #my art #illust #artists on tumblr #illustration #OMG I DID IT HOO YEEAAAAAAA I PAINTED IT IN TIME #LITERALLY WAS RUSHING THIS RIGHT BEFORE?? DURING MY OWN BDAY OUTING??? IM SO POOPED #i like how the colours look? but i feel his face could be nicer #HONESTLY KINDA FOOLISH OF ME to pick this lighting and angle considering im not entirely satisfied witj how i paint his face in general?#BUT UK WHAT?? IT'LL SUFFICE.

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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:-P

#i just think mokuton is fun. this was born of an airport scribbles from an exhausted mind #and drawn through avoidance of thinking abt the interview i have at 3.40am tonight bc the uk is 7hrs ahead #uchiha madara #senju hashirama #naruto #the cosmic horror of hashirama #tw body horror

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gaymageclub · 2 years

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view part one

#uk politics #queen elizabeth #politics #the queen #united kingdom #twitter #funny tweets #time for crab #memes #naruto #henry kissinger #pics #humor #mine

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vesta-carpathian · 2 months

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Worst delivery service ever. I made an order from Uniqlo on April 4, the original delivery date was April 5-6, then changed to April 8-9, but on April 9 the parcel status changed to “on the way.” After contacting the support service (April 11), I was informed that the parcel was sent to the wrong sorting center, but it would definitely be redirected to me and delivered within 24-48 hours. On April 16, the package was still undelivered and the status changed to “returned to sender.” On the same day, I wrote to Uniqlo support and they confirmed that my package was indeed being returned to their warehouse. Due to the fact that Uniqlo does not have such a function as resending an order, I was offered to make a refund and order again and, as an apology, they sent me a code for express delivery. Well, I made another order, but this time with express delivery (which was supposed to arrive on April 18-19). Yesterday in the Yodel application the delivery date was April 19, but today it changed to “delivered to depot”; At the same time, Uniqlo’s delivery date also changed to April 22-23.

I wrote to Yodel support again - you will laugh. They sent my package to the wrong depot again

So #Yodel, is there any chance that I will receive my package?

#yodel delivery #delivery UK #courier UK #yodel UK #worst delivery service #sanemi x reader #naruto #levi x reader

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startixsblog · 1 year

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#admiration #yaoi ship #anime #naruto shippuden #naruto #sasukeuchiha #shikamaru #sasuke x shikamaru #shikamaru uke #ninja #smart guy #sasushika #i can feel your heartbeat #love him

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cocteautwinslyrics · 7 months

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critical support for leader of scottish labour

#naruto #...#in the top ten moments in uk politics since 2020 anas sarwar as sasuke comes at least 5th even if there's a lot of competition

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solannn · 4 months

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Not me waiting for request for anime or series/film

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georgina-layla · 2 years

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ITACHI - tattoo flash available to buy for September 2022 - Newcastle upon tyne

#itachi uchiha #itachi #naruto #naruto anime #anime art #ANIME AESTHETIC #anime fanart #tattoo #tattoo artist #tattoo apprentice #fineliner drawing #fine art #flash tattoo #tattoo flash #uk tattoo #manga art #manga panel

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woman-child91 · 2 years

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I’ve never once thought of Gaara as the Uke in his ship with Naruto. And I’ve watched (OG) Naruto and Naruto Shippuden four times!!! So I’m going to explain the reasons why I, personally think that it’s GaaNaru and NEVER EVER NaruGaa.

The first time these two met, Naruto, pretty much acted like a schoolgirl when she sees her crush. For Pete’s sake! Even my younger cousin who has never seen Naruto (she tried it twice and didn’t like it) said so. I showed her the scene where they first met and there’s one in Shippuden that is actually closer to how they met in the manga than, the (OG) Naruto version. But, it happens during a "filler" episode that almost all of you probably skipped. Well, newsflash people!!! Some filler episodes are a mix between canon and filler stuff. Meaning? The episode has both canon and filler stuff mixed in together. Anyways, during their first meeting… Naruto blushes!!! Naruto freaking blushes!!! Because, he thinks that Gaara is either cool or handsome. Because, we all know that he loves red hair. While, Gaara is uninterested in him at first glance and just starts walking away from him.

Okay, has ANYONE ever bothered to read between the lines of when these two actually met? Like, at the very beginning Gaara didn’t care at all about Naruto? But, Naruto was actually angry and upset about him ignoring him. Well, a douchebag in Stranger Things actually summarized something that just backs up my reasonings on why it’s GaaNaru and NOT NaruGaa. He said and I quote, "If you want a girl to like you, you should ignore her and act like you don’t care. This will drive them crazy". Like, again, Naruto fits the female role that’s mentioned here and Gaara fits the male role.

When they’re already friends and everything. That time when Naruto saves Gaara and Granny Chiyo revives him. Well, when the two boys are saying their goodbyes and all… Naruto, once again, is acting like a schoolgirl around her crush! He’s blushing and acting all nervous around Gaara. He can’t even make eye contact!

And still when they’re saying their goodbyes. Who makes the first move? Gaara!!! Naruto is too timid and flustered to even think about making any move. But, the redhead is not! He uses his sand to pull Naruto’s hand towards him and HE shakes the blond’s hand. Throughout Gaara’s entire 16 years of life at this point had he EVER had any physical contacted with another person? Not counting with his pretty, pretty Uncle Yashamaru? No! He hadn’t! He also never wanted to engage in any physical contact with anyone, after he turned evil. BUT, HE WANTED TO TOUCH NARUTO! HE FELT THE NEED TO TOUCH HIM! Not to be touched by him! He didn’t want Naruto to hold his hand! HE was the one who wanted to hold Naruto’s hand!

Gaara is ALWAYS written as being submissive to Naruto in fanfics. But, after watching the fandom for 4 times and paying meticulous attention to every single detail… I can honestly say that this is not real! I mean, Gaara is head over heels in love with Naruto. Yes! Even Gaara’s English VA said so. Gaara is infatuated with Naruto. That’s also true. He may even be whipped. BUT, he is not submissive to him!!! He’s not afraid to put his foot down and argue with Naruto when he disagrees with him. He doesn’t simply go along with everything Naruto says. He’s not afraid to speak his mind. ★ When he told Naruto that he was going to have to fight Sasuke. ★ When he first saw Naruto in the battlefield during the 4th Great Ninja War and was visibly angry. He told Naruto that he had better have a good excuse as to why he was there. But, if he didn’t? Then, he would drag Naruto back to the turtle island, himself, if he had to. ★ (Filler but, STILL a valid point for my post) During Killer B’s Infinite Tsukuyomi Dream he actually got jealous and possessive one time. He showed us a bit of his old self when Naruto and him were in the middle of a mission. Because, Sasuke showed up out of nowhere and Naruto was going to chase after him. Gaara was NOT happy with this and he didn’t simply acted as the submissive, meek and obedient Gaara you all read about in the NaruGaa fics. He actually talked in a loud, commanding and jealous/angry tone. He told Naruto, "Naruto! Don’t forget our mission." He was able to STOP Naruto from chasing after Sasuke. Excuse me but, if anyone was submissive, meek and obedient in here? It was, Naruto! He actually obeyed Gaara and stayed with him. ★ There’s a movie (which all you filler haters have probably skipped since, it’s not a canon episode) where Gaara stops Naruto from chasing after Kakashi. Because, Shikamaru or Jiraiya (I can’t remember) told Gaara to stop Naruto from going after Kakashi. Because, Kakashi made his own choice on leaving the village (no! Not a Kakashi version of Sasuke’s rescue arc. Kakashi actually left the village to protect it and try to save it from an enemy all on his own.). So Gaara argues with Naruto to the point where NEITHER is willing to submit. So they actually end up getting in a fight.

(Again, another filler episode. But, it’s definitely a valid point. Specially since it backs up my strict "No Seme!Naruto" policy) There’s a scene where, Naruto, yet again lets us know that he might have a crush on Gaara and wouldn’t mind bending over for him. ;) There’s an episode where Deidara is trying to capture the 9 Tails. At one point, Naruto’s chakra is nearly completely gone and he’s got no strength left. He’s just about to get taken by Deidara. When, Gaara appears out of nowhere and saves him. Naruto gets hearts in his eyes, he’s blushing, (for the THIRD time!!! Which actually reminds me a bit about all the times I saw, Minato, blush. And guess what? They were always caused by Kushina! So yeah, I’m just saying. Naruto’s crush on Gaara is canon!) and he actually says, "You are so cool, Gaara!" Please! Open your eyes! This scene is just like Videl’s Close Call in Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2!!! And once again, Naruto is comparable with the girlfriend and Gaara with the boyfriend.

#I had already written this on a post about a month ago. But #but the stupid tumblr app deleted the entire thing that took me an entire hour to write!!!#so I hope it doesn’t happen again.#gaara x naruto #top gaara #seme gaara #bottom naruto uzumaki #uke naruto uzumaki #gaanaru

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hopelessbluekiss · 1 year

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Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Naruto, Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi, Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka, Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama/Namikaze Minato, Jiraiya/Tsunade (Naruto) Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama, Namikaze Minato, Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigaki Kisame, Jiraiya (Naruto), Tsunade (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Mikoto, Morino Ibiki, Mitarashi Anko, Karin (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Kimimaro (Naruto) Additional Tags: NaruSasu - Freeform, Uke Uchiha Sasuke, Seme Uzumaki Naruto, seme kyuubi, uke minato, Seme Iruka, Uke Hatake Kakashi, Yaoi, Demons, Alternate Universe, Seme!Naruto, Uke!Sasuke, seme!kyuubi, Top Uzumaki Naruto, Bottom Uchiha Sasuke Series: Part 1 of A Cautionary Tale Summary:

Sasuke should have known what he was getting into when he tried summoning his own Guardian Angel. They're really demons, you know. Thank God, Naruto will be there to show him the ropes... or eat him. Whatever comes first. Yaoi. NaruSasu

#narusasu #seme naruto #uke Sasuke #bottom Sasuke #top naruto #nauto fanfic #hopeless blue kiss

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