#uhhhh uhm

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 06/09/2023

Sex - Steve Harvey

Season 4 Episode 1 No Album Release (Read More) Sex - Steve Harvey

Ripped by Nozobot

Yknow, I wonder sometimes about the impression people get of the SiIvaGunner channel from reading this blog. I've noticed that some posts have gained minor traction outside of SiIva's core audience on here, such as Four Ardain ~ Roaming the Route~, due to it just being a damn solid arrangement.

In a way, this blog is cherry picking the channel's greatest moments and personal favorites, that gives off a skewed impression of what the channel can truly offer. And though I've dabbled in some unserious rips in the past, today we're going all-in: Sex - Steve Harvey is perhaps the most deranged, most incomprehensible, and most hysterical thing the channel has yet to upload.

In the first four Seasons of the channel, channel creator Chaze the Chat would sometimes release Vlog-like videos wherin he'd declare his intentions and direction for the channel going forward. And though things certainly ended up different due to the sheer scope of the King for Another Day tournament, Chaze's vision for Season 4 Episode 1 was still clearly established at the beginning of 2019: bring back the surprise, chaos and insanity of Season 1 in full force. Seasons 2 and 3 had of course not shied away from unhinged content - a certain purple eggplant was effectively chaos incarnate - but it still felt as if it was being deprioritized over maintaining quality and gradually progressing the lore. With the sudden positive reception to Season 3's King for a Day tournament, it was as if a message had been sent to the SiIva team: The lore can wait, so long as the team is passionate about whatever they make instead.

As the premiere of King for Another Day drew closer, "Not Funny Didn't Laugh Day" was the climax to all of this build-up: A day that was, effectively, chaos incarnate.

Sex - Steve Harvey, in a way, shows just how far any of us are to understanding just what the hell the SiIva team are capable and willing to do. Its arguable that the randomness and surprise that defined Season 1 doesn't quite exist anymore, because we as the audience have "solved" the joke - we KNOW that random takeovers will occur, we know that melodyswaps will happen, we know rips can now occasionally have mashups. But rips made during Not Funny Didn't Laugh Day - and especially Sex - Steve Harvey - felt like taking the next step beyond what Season 1 was doing, and in turn is complete jibberish in YouTube video form. There are dozens of people in the comments still trying to discern what the video means - its original joke is of course parodying Steve Harveys overreactions to lewd answers on Family Feud, but it goes through so many bizarre, nonsensical phases, most of which have no actual connection to one another. Really, the only consistent throughline is the audio quality being consistently compressed into oblivion.

And, yknow, its very possible that I am overthinking this rip, and that it really is just a collection of nonsense. But I swear it should not be able to be as funny as it is if that were the case. Sex - Steve Harvey haunts me like an apparition, I keep coming back to it just to find new things in its concoction of chaos that I might've missed. And "Not Funny Didn't Laugh Day" was FULL of rips similar to this - the entire event is a golden throwback to absurdist comedy's recent history, with platforms like Vine and the edgier period of YouTube developing so many strange ways to gather laughs out of people.

I'm eternally grateful that SiIva will keep finding ways to surprise me, even with dumb bullshit like this.

#todays siivagunner #season 4 episode 1 #siivagunner #siiva #tentative rip name #Nozobot #ytp #ytpmv #vine #steve harvey #family feud #irony #uhhhh uhm #what the hell do i even tag this as seriously #im sorry for all diehard steve harvey fans who find this #Youtube

[trashsketch]

Oh the whole world it is sleeping, but my world is you

#hxh #killugon #killua #gon #my art #hooo boy gay feelings. i literally named this csp file 'confession' #also this wip has been sitting in my folders since uhhhh jan 2021 oop #also fun fact uhm i just found out after finishing this that the glowing blue algae saps oxygen from the sea :') so it's bad actually #but wow what a...fun way to imply their relationshipsdgdjfgjkdfkjg

[madame-mongoose]

Okay but imagine you place your hand on his thigh. Just a light touch, more out of curiosity than anything. Your hand exploring with feather-light touches, feeling the cool, solid metal beneath your palm. Then, you hear his processors whirr, cooling fans kicking up as he registers the intimacy of your touch. His thighs slowly warm under your fingertips and he tugs nervously at his collar. You have him wrapped around your finger, hm? Well, not quite yet, but at this rate I'm sure it'll get there soon.

okay first of all fuck you

#this ask fucking.'uh #uh uh uhhhh #uh #uhm #this killed me #i debated posting this uh #im soooo fuckongn'd #IM SORRY #ITS NOT INNAPORPRIATE I SWEA I DINDT MEAN IT TO LOOK LIKES HTAT #JUST. IGNORE THIS #OKAU #PROMISE??? #ghhhhhh thinking about it #fuuuuck ///// #muffled screaming #my art #monnie answers #SUGGESTIVE #i think i. read thi adk wrogn #its uh #saucier than i expected

[mortalheartache]

how I look at my friends after they ask what I post on my Tumblr:

#‘fandom stuff mostly’ ‘what fandom? uhhhh. it changes’ #‘what about fandoms? small writing stuff and photos.’ ‘what genre? uhm. uhh it varies :3’ #thirza shitposts #anakin skywalker #anakin smut #anakin x reader

[weezeryuri]

volume 2 color edition cover redraw because objectifying scott pilgrim is morally correct

#spvtw #spvstw #scott pilgrim #scott’s cringe art moments #uhhhh uhm uhh uhh uhhhhh

[pup-pee]

anyways, love her

#i rlly RLLY like the silly eating drawing can u tell? #anwyays kon uses all pronouns ty goodbye #poor kon i dont post him as muhc bc every drawing i have of them looks uhm uhhhh bad :'3 #i like how u can look @ these ss & know exactly where i took them its so obvious fkjsdhks #EVEN THE SMALL 1S #U CAN SEE THE STAIRS BHIND HIM #(event hough thats not technically kon just shhhhh) #i waas going 2 put the '2nd' pt of him getting WHAMMED down but i didnt know where 2 fit it on this thing #every piercing is a new pronoun #((hc)) #<- thats true hc thats true btw #no1; me; give her more neopronouns *adds lip piercing ontop of everthing else* #ok now im just rambling 2 myself #hit like & subscribe 4 more!!!! #blehhh!!!!!! #i couldve done bart 4 this i realize #mayb i will /shrug #t4t couple i throw them in a blender 2gether #kon el #superboy #conner kent #dc #could this b considered a edit? its more of a collage

[iftheresaholetheresagoal]

Mikey scares me... 😰

(NOT MY ART)

#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt fanart #tmnt 2018 #tmnt raphael #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #uhhh #uh oh #uhhhhh #uhm #uhhhh #uh #so uh #oh wow #wow #strong

[solosikoasgf]

random (nsfw) things about roman,

(that nobody asked for. i typically am very awkward about nsfw things but using it as apart of later character development for most ardently - also honestly, how a person enjoys giving pleasure/being pleasured can say a lot about who they are, so. take from that what you want. mostly bullet points, fairly short, but.)

very intentional. is okay with being spontaneous when the moment strikes, but roman is a planner. he's methodical. he likes watching and analyzing. and if he wants to give pleasure, he's starting foreplay from the second he wakes up - not overtly sensual, but little things. good morning texts, sending lunch when he can't be by, a facetime call. texts about how beautiful you are, how he appreciates you, how he loves you. it's about the buildup of having him on your mind all through the day, the anticipation of seeing him later.

it's dinner, it's candles. even when he's not trying to be a full fledged romancer, it's at minimum a calm environment. dinner already made or ordered, making sure you take a bath while he cleans up or makes the bed. having your favorite wine or drink that you like to help relax. eating on the couch with him laying out, you on top of him, watching shows or listening to music or just talking.

very physical. tight hugs. forehead kisses. holding you close. making sure you're completely relaxed.

has an affinity for using his words to heighten the mood - not that 'good girl'/'whose is it' shit, but being descriptive and painfully intentional about every detail that he wants to do - or what he sees when he closes his eyes. very much a praise k!nk.

"i can't stop thinking about it...how soft your skin is under mine. cool to the touch. how your breath catches when i put my hand under your thigh to put your legs up on my shoulders. running my fingertips up your leg, squeezing your thighs. how your hands pull on my hair tight when i'm using my tongue to pleasure you."

"i know you love it when i put all this weight on you....when i get you on your stomach and your ass is all i can see. when i lay on top of you and slide my dick in between your thighs and rock back and forth....moving myself up a little more til the tip is rubbing against your pussy. you're always dripping, waiting for me."

really more of a giver than a receiver which can be strange considering he's used to praise and adulations from all because of his status - but there's something fulfilling in seeing a lover bend to his will, in putting them in such a vulnerable position where he holds control - because if roman likes anything, it's to be in control.

likes missionary because he wants eye contact at all times - loving to watch his lover's eyes change while he gives them every part of himself. a light choke when her eyes close because he needs to see every part of her soul while dicking her down.

soft words of encouragement + affirmations. "you deserve this baby. it's all yours. every part of me belongs to you."

"i love it when you let me take care of you like this."

"let it go....just let it go. i got you."

"you're so pretty when i have you like this. say it. tell me you're pretty."

face buried in your neck while he murmurs, rough hands keeping your legs and hips spread.

delayed gratification. again leaning into that intentional part - he wants to see you squirm, whine, beg. he's a tease.

as much as it's an intimate moment for him, there are times where it's lighthearted. when he pulls back and just stares and smiles and cracks a joke. it's as much about physical intimacy as it is just enjoying his partner for who they are. there's a vulnerability in it.

#*ssgf #roman reigns imagine #roman reigns fanfic #roman reigns fic #roman reigns fanfiction #roman reigns x reader #uhm. well. #i feel very uhhhh whats the word. nobody look at me!

[hollypies]

New pfp yippee!!! Trying to do art again agh agh agh I got into a new game and jshsvsvbbgfffffffggcvvbvgffvv

Anyway here's Angel! Updated their dark worl design teehee ^^

#art #help how do i anatomy #utdr fanart #deltarune vessel #deltarune player #separated Strings au #utdr player #player deltarune #deltarune sona #deltarune soul #deltarune au #utdr au #utdr art #uhhhhhhhh hiiii. i didnt. die yet. #anyway im actually redisignin Calm Petals that Fall and her slugcat form #big fan of copy paste not cut paste. there is. two of them. but they can never know why it failed properly #btw this is . uhm . petals tried to turn herself into a slugcat because she wsnted to be free. #but the process basically just copied all her memories/personality. so theres her as a slugcat. and her in the iterator can. #petalslug knows tho. but due to her new anatomy she cannot speak to herself. stuck with the unspeakable horrors. rip petal #anyway uhhhh yeah new design for angel! love them #LIFEBLOOD BUTTERFLYS ILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[shangerez]

VOTE FOR MAKOTO/MIZUHOA FOR PRESIDENT/VP 2024 ‼️‼️‼️‼️

#makoto kagutsuchi #mizuhoa furio #master detective archives: rain code #master detective archives #raincode #rain code #rain code fanart #silly sketch b4 i work on other ppls dtiys and whatnot!! #guyssss you should totally vote from them bc bc bc uhm uhm theyre young eh!!! #and and and uhhhh they've done nothing wrong!! (lying) #i love spreadng propaganda bless 😻😻

[nyaskitten]

thinking about just how cool the fact that the writers for Dragons Rising have ENORMOUS long-term plans to explore things like Lloyd's power, old plot points and characters, and expand on the realms, vs how funny and heartbreaking and kms-ing it'd be if Netflix were to do a Netflix and just kick Dragons Rising down completely or smth

#i doubt they would bc its like #theyre prolly getting BIG bucks from lego tbh #like a LOT of money #unlike other shows like uhhhh #uhm #Dead End oruhh lets say Inside Job. which arent something that belong to a huge brand and r rather just #some person who pitched an idea to netflix #we're talking ab on e pf the BIGGEST toy brands ever #striking up a deal with netflix #btw ab netflix #i hope they can take more 'risks' and have openly gay charas bc they r on netflix nowwww #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's rambles

[wizard-eater]

snip snip idiot

#get uhhhh regenerated idiot #kinda body horror? #I'll add a reblog with the keys #uhm yea do that to eater and they'll be pissed #it's mentioned somewhere that Eater's magic focus is their lure #so fortunately it can be regenerated #eater draws #eater animates #asks #aris shenanigans #Ok now time to scream in the tags WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY INBOX I LAUGHED SO HARD #I WAS WONDERING IF SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT AND YOU DIDNT DISAPPOINT! #ITS WONDERFUL!!!! #uhh choppy animation because to be honest i dont know how to animate so im making it up as i go #eater fanart

[worstloki]

POV: Thor

#things loki has nightmares about are probably eldritch horrors and torture flashbacks etc. #things thor has nightmares about are probably uhhhh... uhm well...

[machinemuziks]

artstyle crisis! anyway thx for the notes on my recent posts hjghghjjsjs 🙏

#vocaloid #miku hatsune #hatsune miku #vocaloid miku #sadistic music factory #project diva #cosmo@bousoup #jalapeno #what am i doing #uhm #uhhhh

[lunityviruz]

Why is it that whenever we bring up problems in the LGBTQ community, specifically problems about:

Racism

Transmisogyny

Lesbaphobia

Islamophobia

Antisemitism

Y'all immediately write it off as "petty infighting"? Y'all immediately bring up trans issues as a way to weaponize whenever we try and have these discussions. And I'm not talking about it now, I'm talking about how y'all have been doing it for YEARS even before the anti-trans laws in 2023. When are y'all gonna learn that multiple issues can exist at once? Or that different people face different problems and are going to speak on them.

I'm really tired of queer people more specifically white transmascs or white queers trying to silence everyone who speaks out on LGBTQ issues that aren't just homophobia or transphobia. At the end the day we are all queer people but guess what? At the end of the day I am a black person who can still be called the n word by a white queer. A lesbian can still be called the d slur by a non lesbian. A trans woman can still be labeled a predator or a "man" by other trans people. And same with antisemitism and Islamophobia.

If you want this community to grow and thrive listen to ALL of us when we speak out on our issues not just some.

#rants n rambles #there is no way yall can convince me im wrong about this post 💀 #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtq community #lgbtq visibility #lgbtq vent #queer community #lesbian #bisexual #trans women #uhhh #uhm #gay #uhhhh #im running out of tags #transgender #transgirl #trans guy #transmasc #transfem #trans community

[sleepy-stitches]

[devil whispering in my ear] there is still time for a game of mahjong before i get so tired i cant think

#this is maybe not true. but i lost a ranked mahjsoul game earlier and i kind of need to do better #i should not play ranked rn though. too sleepy for that #sorry 2 everyone for getting so mahjongpilled. in my defence: uhm. uhhhh. ermmmmmm #no reason for all this however everyone i know should learn to play mahjong. and then play with me. 🥺 #tile tuesday #<- new mahjong tag. “why not mahjong monday” you understand nothing about this world #original post placeholder tag