mortalheartache

[mortalheartache]

I already want his girlfriend dead (she isn’t me.)

watching Awake rn

Hey can the opening scene of this movie NOT have gore bro

as i type this. oh no. OH

[mortalheartache]

watching Awake rn

Hey can the opening scene of this movie NOT have gore bro

as i type this. oh no. OH

#OH! #thirza exists irl #awake 2007

[mortalheartache]

I want anakin to tell everyone we meet that we’re ’trying to have a baby’ so they all know he’s creampie-ing me every night, day, whenever he can.

#at family dinner just like ‘oh we are TRYING. we are trying sO HARD guys.’ #anakin skywalker #thirza x anakin

[mortalheartache]

#this makes me giggle #anakin skywalker #thirza x anakin

[mortalheartache]

the it girl’s spring cleaning

phone reset

delete old contacts and messages

go through social media following

delete unused apps

go through photos

set a new wallpaper

add widgets for reminders, weather, battery, etc.

delete old songs and add new ones

environmental reset

clean your bedroom (vacuum, dust, put clothes away, etc.)

sort through and donate old clothes

organize your makeup, skincare, etc.

wash or change your bedsheets

rearrange your bedroom

open your windows and curtains to let fresh air in

get outdoors

clean your home with fresh scented products (lemon, lavender, etc.)

physical reset

try a new workout routine

get some new outfits

do a face mask

exfoliate and shave

oil your hair or do a hair mask

try a new hair color, cut, or style

do your nails or get your nails done

get some fresh makeup and try a new makeup routine

do a lip mask and scrub

mental reset

start journaling or try some new prompts

do a refreshing meditation

try a new yoga practice or workout

read instead of scrolling

put a time limit on your phone usage

reset your sleep schedule

#save for later #thirza exists irl

[mortalheartache]

Imagine having one (1) bad dream and deciding to nuke the fucking galaxy because you’ve had premonitions like twice before. Statistically that’s nuts but realistically that’s entirely reasonable for Anakin “LIAR!!” Skywalker

#i’m so tired but anakin <3 #thirza shitposts #anakin skywalker #star wars shitpost #revenge of the sith

[mortalheartache]

Anakin was right. I would also do all that for Natalie Portman

#thirza shitposts #natalie portman #padme amidala #anidala #anakin skywalker #star wars shitpost #star wars prequels #revenge of the sith

[mortalheartache]

Nagelneuer Benzer.

Arme aus dem Fenster.

Baller mit der MK.

4-8, der Typ, der auf'm Spielplatz gedealt hat.

-Apored, 2016

Why are you sending me german hip hop lyrics from a youtuber with a bomb prank scandal Bunnie

#thirza responds

[mortalheartache]

By the way I received this ask while listening to a Mulaney album (beautiful irony) and read “unfunny” in the exact voice he does in the bit about Mick Jagger where he says “NOT FUNNAY!”

Unfunny

I will never crack a joke again my heart is in shambles i’m on my kitchen floor sobbing how could you say this to me i’m going to be utterly serious forever now how could you

#thirza exists irl

[mortalheartache]

Unfunny

I will never crack a joke again my heart is in shambles i’m on my kitchen floor sobbing how could you say this to me i’m going to be utterly serious forever now how could you

#i’m a whore AND unfunny oh good heavens #thirza responds #i’m gonna make out with this anon they can’t stop me

[mortalheartache]

Anakin Skywalker was born to be a girl dad but the only time he got close to holding his daughter was when he made her watch the destruction of her home planet

#hey man can you not post this when i’m on my period #this makes me so sad #NOOOOO #anakin skywalker #leia organa

[mortalheartache]

Guess what? You are a whore lmao

I know :3

#thirza responds #whore confirmed

[mortalheartache]

Yeah first ep of Higher Ground they zip tie his wrists to stop him from fighting 😭

i need you

We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day

[mortalheartache]

suddenly when i have a million things to do i want to write this is cruel

#thirza exists irl

[mortalheartache]

my honest reaction

i need you

We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day

[mortalheartache]

IT DOES. GET YOUR ASS UP HERE

i need you

We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day

[mortalheartache]

You haven’t flown up to my town and dicked me down so it isn’t enough 😔

i need you

We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day

#PLEASE #thirza x anya