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Robyn: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Ash: You were flirting with Lyndell.
Robyn: So what? She’s my girlfriend.
Ash: You asked her if she was single.
Robyn:
Ash: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.
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silly-goofy-mood · 2 years
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Hope: I came up with a new drinking game. Every time I'm sad, I take a drink.
Deb: Hope, that's just called alcoholism.
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How to make Asriel angry in 10.38 seconds
Haruki: Hey, sensei! Are you meditating?
Asriel:
Asriel: ...I was.
Haruki: Oh. Sorry. Are you upset?
Asriel: No, my child. I never get angry because I have inner peace.
Haruki: We'll see about that 😈
Strategy One: Bamboozle
Bunny: Hey, did you buy tickets to Sawcon?
Asriel: What is Sawcon?
Bunny: Sawcon DEEZ NU--
Asriel: Oh! I remember now. Is it for people with ligma?
Bunny: No... what's ligma?
Asriel:
Bunny: NO WAIT--
Asriel: Ligma BAL--
Strategy 2: Insult
Mizuki: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Asriel:
Asriel: That's funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the house, they got a fine for littering.
Rei from the afterlife: Haha! It's true.
Mizuki: 😦
Strategy 3: Be Sincere
Haruki: Hey... we've been kind of jerks lately, so I made you an apology video.
Asriel: Wow, that's very mature of you! Thank you.
Haruki on the video: Hi, sensei: I'm sorry for--
The video:
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Asriel:
Haruki: 😈
Asriel: FU--
Source: How to make anyone angry in 10.38 seconds
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lilliejareau · 8 months
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*during a disagreement*
Spencer: who left and made you the boss??
Emily:
Emily: Hotch, motherfucker.
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zdxst · 2 years
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Zatik: ' ever thought of being a chef? '
Sköll: ' nah, I've been thinking of enlisting. '
Zatik: ' aww thats' too bad, 'cause I would've let you toss my salad every night. '
Sköll:
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escapismqueen · 1 year
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Multi-fandom Masterlist 💕
The Rookie + The summer I turned pretty (so far)
The Rookie
Headcanons
Everyone finding out about Chenford (Headcanon form)
Chenford through pregnancy
Imagines/fics
Everyone finding out about Chenford
Chenford pre relationship + almost kiss and heated argument
A call in the night- A Chenford fic/imagine- Tim gets a call in the middle of the night from Lucy. What could it possibly be about?
Chenford fic- Lucky guy- Tim and Lucy make an arrest, but things aren't so smooth sailing when the suspect hits on Lucy.
Chenford fic- It's me and you.- Tim is starting to worry about Lucy possibly going UC full time.
A Chenford fic- Sick day- Tim wakes up feeling under the weather, but insists he can still go to work. Lucy has other ideas.
A Chenford pre-relationship fic- How do you know? Lucy is having a rough day, so with the help of Tim, Angela and Nyla take her out for a drink. But what happens when Lucy drunkenly confesses something to not only Angela, but Tim as well?
A Chenford fic-Clumsy- Lucy and Tim decide that they're going to spend their day with their favourite fur baby, and go on a hike together
A Chenford fic- No boundaries- Tim and Lucy get invited to a cookout with his Metro co workers. But things go awry when a certain colleague ignores boundaries completely and makes a pass at Lucy.
A Chenford pre-relationship fic- Why didn't you like her ?- After Tim has his spinal surgery, Lucy comes and sits at his bedside. She can't help but feel like something's just happened with Tim, but leaves it for the time being. A few weeks later when Tim is back at work, she finds out what Ashley did... Part 2
A Chenford fic- 'I got mad after one of your Tim tests' Tim couldn't shake the feeling that there was something deeper at play, and it isn't long before he's questioning Lucy to tell him the truth.
A Chenford speculation fic- 5x19- 'I don't know' A speculation fic for 5x19.
You don't have to be sorry- A found family fic. Lucy falls ill but Tim and Tamara are unable to look after her.
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unnamed-chaos · 1 year
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We just finished watching the rottmnt movie w/ a friend so I decided to draw a couple (2) doodles with incorrect quotes
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hellebore-petall · 2 years
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Gosh it's been a while since I've made content for my UC Incorrect Quotes blog. At some point this week I'll have to sit down and churn out a whole bunch to full my queue.
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Jackson, at the end of the wedding: Would you like to dance?
Lucy: Sorry, Jackson, but I'm saving my last dance.
Jackson: Really? Can't imagine why
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Jackson, overhearing Tim: Did he- did he really just say that? 'Chen, save me a-' HE DID!
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kori-dearest · 2 years
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oh diarmad my greatest delusion
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Lottie: Why are Remeny and Beryl sitting with their backs to each other?
Kix: They had a fight.
Lottie: Then why are they holding hands?
Kix: They get sad when they fight.
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capricornsicle · 4 years
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“Now that I got into a great college with enough funding to attend it, I’m going to stay home and babysit teenagers instead,” said no graduating senior ever what was season 6 smoking
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silly-goofy-mood · 2 years
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Wren: You're pretty annoying.
Omen: Thank you!
Wren: No, that wasn't-
Omen: All I heard was "you're pretty".
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Bunny during Despair Girls: (groans) I hope Mizuki survives Enoshima... So I can wipe that smirk off her face myself!
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braddock-the-bear · 6 years
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High Priestess Luca and the Westwood family: I supported and protected Mirabella.
Elizabeth: You fucked up a perfectly good queen is what you did. Look at her. She's got anxiety.
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