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Robyn: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Ash: You were flirting with Lyndell.

Robyn: So what? She’s my girlfriend.

Ash: You asked her if she was single.

Robyn:

Ash: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

#submission #unprepared casters #lovejoy's four #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #robyn lovejoy #ash traveler #lyndell sterling

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Lottie: Why are Remeny and Beryl sitting with their backs to each other?

Kix: They had a fight.

Lottie: Then why are they holding hands?

Kix: They get sad when they fight.

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the Glacerian Trail #remeny gratz #kix #lottie leremy #beryl hatebad

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Thavius: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

#submission #unprepared casters #dragons in dungeons #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #thavius sunbloom

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Annie: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

#submission #unprepared casters #gonna raise hell #annie wintersummer

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Omen: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this knife I found.

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #lives of the party #omen haxolpenny

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hi! Are you still taking submissions for quotes?

I am! If you've sent any submissions I haven't seen, I apologize, I only get notifications for them on desktop and I use mobile 99% of the time. I'll try to get on desktop at some point within the next couple days to check.

One of these days I plan on going through the incorrect quote tag and making up a bunch more, but my job has me pretty busy so I don't have a good estimate on when that will be, but I have been meaning to post more again soon! In the meantime, submissions are a great way to give this blog a push to get it up and running again!

#asks #silly-goofy-mood

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Bombyx: The early bird gets the worm but the late bird gets a slightly worse worm. There are worms everywhere. Who cares. Sleep late. Do not let the worms decide your lifestyle.

#i know bombyx does live their life around worms but this quote still fit too good to not #unprepared casters #incorrect quotes #uc incorrect quotes #gonna raise hell #bombyx mori

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Beryl: Is something burning?

Remeny: Just my love for you.

Beryl: Remeny, the toaster is on fire.

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the Glacerian Trail #beryl hatebad #remeny gratz

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Kix: Beryl, think about this! I’m your hottest friend- no, Remeny. I’m your nicest friend- no, Lottie. I’m… I’m your friend!

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the Glacerian Trail #kix #beryl hatebad #remeny gratz #lottie leremy

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Foq: I'll just be me, I guess.

Rian: Please, do ANYTHING but that.

#unprepared casters #incorrect quotes #uc incorrect quotes #off the rails #on the rocks #foq eweard #elanthielrian wright

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Aster: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be! 

#submission #unprepared casters #orb is life #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aster [redacted]

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Chet: I have a joke for you.

Atelut: Okay…

Chet, giggling: Albion Rail has the people’s best interests in mind.

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #off the rails #atelut #chet sapphire

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Wren Forrester please come to the front desk? Wren, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Omen and Sougle Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Omen and Sougle, simultaneously: We got lost :( Wren: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #lives of the party #wren forrester #omen haxolpenny #sougle wackamole

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Mister: If Deb and I were drowning, who would you save? Skeventy: You two can’t swim? Mister: It’s a hypothetical question, Skeventy! Who would you save? Skeventy: My time and effort.

#submission #unprepared casters #dragons in dungeons #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wizards off the coast #sir mister person #dereb'soloth #SK-73

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Atelut: Rian, keep an eye on Foq today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Rian: Sure, I’d love to see Foq get punched. Atelut: Try again. Rian, sighing: I will stop Foq from getting punched.

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #off the rails #atelut #elanthielrian wright #foq eward

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Aster: Hey Quinn, can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Quinn: … Quinn: Where’s Ace?

#submission #unprepared casters #orb is life #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ace #aster [redacted] #quinn [redacted]

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Beryl: This is such a bad idea. Remeny: Then why are you coming along? Beryl: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#submission #unprepared casters #uc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the Glacerian Trail #beryl hatebad #remeny gratz