#two goat

[onewhale]

| log of real madrid | 2023.9.2 v.s getafe in nuevo bernabeu

#luka modric #toni kroos #real madrid #football #fanart #midfielder #love them so much #two goat #santiago bernabeu #13

[hayden-christensen]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

@pscentral event 23: arcs ↳ the character arc of ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER from STAR WARS (layout insp)

#pscentral #swedit #starwarsedit #star wars #anakin skywalker #anakinskywalkeredit #darth vader #darthvaderedit #userlumi #starwarsblr #*mine #*2024 #*gifs #pscentral events #[layout] #this set is so long see when you have a character arc as goated as anakin/vader :) #ngl it was Hard to summarise it down also the whiplash between the last two panels lmao asdfkljah #2k

[tubbytarchia]

How was I possibly supposed to resist after Doc tweeted all THAT

#You are not immune to goat hugs. Puny little man or big weredog guy. Doc won't give a crap #rendoc #rendog #renthedog #docm77 #hermitblr #hermitshipping #and how can I possibly resist drawing not one but TWO cryptid monster men? I cant #my werewolf ren design might be the biggest dude in my traffic roster excluding Gem but Doc will still pick him up like the dog he is #tubby art

[redbean-nom]

omega: i just found our way out >:) sami, jax, eva: :0 bayrn: bbbbbabababa buh :DDD

#star wars #tbb #the bad batch #tbb s3 #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb sami #tbb jax #tbb eva #tbb bayrn #redbean art #really hope that kid is a grogu level prodigy bc idk how else theyre going to keep him intact during the escape #also very funny that from what we've seen the goat baby is literally the only one of them who actually has used the force #like jax definitely cant or else he would have during his escape #neither can omega (or at least not actively) #the other two are unknown #and then there's baby bayrn who can force throw a vase across the market when angry #this is literally their default emotions though lol

[jennyfromthebes]

life advice from the mountain goats:

- lie to the cops

- watch for the signs and learn how to read

- let all the lights blaze, keep your heart light, play really loud music all hours of the night

- do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive, do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away

- life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar

- steal what you need

- bring back some blurry pictures to remember all your darker moments by

- read all about it on the wikipedia page

- don't hurt anybody on your way up to the light, and stay alive, just stay alive

- make it through this year

#txt #transmissions from lyric #the mountain goats #tmg #a version of this one has been sitting in my discord notes for like two months #yes these are all actual lines from songs and im sure theres more but. thats what ive got

[chalkrub]

whipped up a ref for svanhildr's summer outfit just in time for art fight :^)

#my art #furry #anthro #goat #illustration #oc #svanhildr #this looks not so good on tumblr with the dimensions i used but it's something guys #and it's also continuing the unintentional trend of drawing my ocs looking right at a bug on their hand #i'm bouncing off the walls for art fight to start lmfao. only two days now

[mel-kusanagi]

compliments to the chef 👨‍🍳💕

#episode seven of opla you will always be iconic #they didn't even need to have them in a romantic dinner for two but they did #oda said the old man yaoi is real and he's a goat for that #monkey d garp #red leg zeff #zarp #garp x zeff #one piece #opla #my art

[treasureplcnet]

inverness here they come!!!!

#ignoring canon. does everyone know that esther forces her way back into his life even in a world where they don't have to meet #and then they just ditch london and live an oddly quiet life until the end of the war in scotland. they told me that. #more than anything in the world i am always thinking of the incredible force that these two are and how determined they are to survive #please see: esther genuinely trying to shoot him (makes me laugh everytime i see it) and the way karl blends himself into every scenario #not above lying not above running away just trying to get by. 'i treat others the way they treat me'. distrustful by default #and finally the only reason these two stop kicking and clawing is the budding family they accidentally form #AND THEN THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF EP4 HAPPENS. #ep8 gives me a semblance of peace. theyre in inverness to ME. #i do also rly adore their twin rbf. at any given moment they look as though theyre chatting shit (they are) #AND the gun thing is so funny. the gun fails and instead of giving up esther just tries to shoot him again LLOOOLLLL #no thoughts towards the consequences and with no experience with guns as well. she's literally goated #jacob fortune lloyd's interview on this and his thoughts on their relationship also makes me a tiny bit sick so . #anyways. WATCH BODIES #karl weissman #esther jankovsky #bodies netflix #my art #bodies 2023

[woetoy]

Do you have any goat ocs?? Goats are my faves and I was wondering if you've drawn one yet :0 your art style is killer cute!

plenny goats and sheeps! here are Marilyn, Esme, Sera, Lidia <3

#woetoyart #marilyn #esme #sera #lidia #I think mari and lidia are Goat goats and the other two are sheeps #these critters overlap a lot anywho

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

WTF is wrong with these RepubliKKKlan assholes!

#ksristi Noem puppy killer #Kristi Noem goat killer #flame thrower enthusiast #gives guns to two year old granddaughter #has affair with Corey lewandowski #wants to be Trump’s VP #Trump sycophant #republican assholes #traitor trump #maga morons #republican family values

[mossheadgf]

local goat gets invited to hang out with two cute girls, not knowing theyd be towering over her

gay panic ensues

#me art #i was so intimidated #brain scrambled like egg #illustration #furry #sfw furry #doggirl #catgirl #goatposting #goat furry #hey look im actually posting my art #two days in a row this is crazy

[brickcollector]

can't ever take me to karaoke I listen to the mountain goats

#brick collector #get me up there id just start I HAVE TWO BIG HANDS AND A HEART PUMPING BLOOD AND A 1967 COLT 45 WITH A BUSTED SAFETY CATCH #the mountain goats

[thedailygoat]

#goats #goat #daily goats #animals #white goats #two goats

[leclerrari]

charles managing his tyres so masterfully that he was able to extend his first stint to the point of matching lando’s strategy and going from p8 to p4 on a track where it’s extremely difficult to overtake making him driver of the day by far

#that’s my fucking goat ‼️ #also look at this gif that i made in two minutes djcbdj i’ll use it forever

[jannlitos]

One interesting fact for my sincaraz/janlitos enjoyers

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#they are soulmates fr #my two baby goats #sincaraz #janlitos #jannik sinner #carlos alcaraz #tennis

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

First Date: Chaggie

Chaggie Week of Firsts - Day 2

-On the hotel back patio-

Razzle: (dressed in an extra spiffy sequined suit with a little top hat and holding a sign saying "I just met you, and this is crazy. But I really like you, so date maybe?") Baaaap!

Dazzle: (also dressed to the nines in sequins with a flower wreath snapped around his neck and a silver platter of chocolates balancing on his head, his super long tongue trying to sneak up and steal a chocolate) Baaaaap!

Charlie: Okay, she'll be here any second now. I'm just going to ask Vaggie out on a date. Nothing too serious. Just... if she says no, then I've basically outed myself and told her I like her. Like like-like her. Then I have to deal with her possibly wanting to leave because she doesn't like girls and is uncomfortable to even be around me!

Razzle: (looking sad) Baaap?

Dazzle: (eyes catch something in the yard, and he excitedly elbows Razzle) Baap! Baap!

Razzle: Baap? (Sees where Dazzle is pointing and grins) Baap!!!

Charlie: (taking a deep breath and not noticing Razzla and Dazzle tiptoe away) Okay, okay, okay, holy shit... I can do this. I'm the Princess of Hell! I can do whatever I want! (Deflates a little) OooOooOOoh!!! Who am I kidding? I'm a wreck! (Sighs) At least I have you guys with me.

-Silence-

Charlie: (face falls) Razzle? Dazzle?

SPLISH!!! SPLASH!!! SQUISH!!!

Charlie: (turns around in horror as she sees the sign, flowers, and chocolate platter scattered across the patio) BOYS!!!!

Razzle & Dazzle: (splashing and rolling around in a mud puddle) Baaap! BaaAAaap!!!

Vaggie: (slightly nervous as she steps onto the patio) Hey, Charlie. You wanted to talk to me?

Charlie: Vaggie?! H-Hi!!! Uh, just a sec! (Turns to the demon goats as her horns grow) Razzle! Dazzle! Get out of the mud right now!!! I swear to my dad, that had better just be mud!!!!

Vaggie: Pfft! (Tries to hide her laugh as she looks at the mess on the patio. Her eye catches the sign and she blushes) Uh, Charlie?

Charlie: (horns disappear as she turns back sheepishly) Yes, Vaggie?!

Vaggie: (smiles warmly) Do you need help reining the boys in? Maybe some assistance getting them a bath?

Charlie: (glances out of the corner of her eye)

Razzle: (blows bubbles in the mud pit through his nose)

Dazzle: (rolling somersaults with bleats of joy)

Charlie: (defeated) Yes, please....

Vaggie: (gives Charlie a quick peck on the cheek) It's a date. (Turns to Razzle and Dazzle and squares her shoulders) Alright, you two tin can connisours! Get out of the mud before I have to dive in after ya! Don't think I won't!

Razzle & Dazzle: (stop what they're doing briefly, exchange glances, and blow raspberries)

Vaggie: Oh! That is it! (Launches herself off the patio)

Charlie: (hearts in her eyes as she touches the spot on her cheek that Vaggie kissed)

#chaggie #chaggiefirsts #charlie morningstar #vaggie #first date #razzle #dazzle #hazbin hotel #chaggie week of firsts #I'm thinking Michael rolling in the mud from Drakkengard 3 for the two goat boys #charlie is a bisexual biohazard #gay disaster #they love each other