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skirlts · 11 months

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★ . . . meme bios / bio p doentes igual eu pt3

1. te chamei aq pra casa mas nao vai tirando essas roupas nao seu seboso a gente vai ver compilado de cute moments do loona olha que linda a choerry

2. cortando meu cabelo p nao corta meu pescoco

3. cuspa em gatos chute idosas bata em recem nascidos mas nao fale do aespa sua desgracada

4. prendendo a respiracao ate meu pai falar que me ama pela primeira vez eita morrikk

5. vem falar da gowon p vc ver o que eu faco sua ratazana de esquina resto de aborto de castor desdentado

6. Ola eu sou jesus cristo usando esse, meu.filho para enviar esse alerta . Que eu estou voltando ! se vc me negar 3 vezes na terra eu negarei vc no ceu. Se n tem vergonha de mi. Mim de um pix de 90 conto , mando a conta na dm so pedir. Gloriaamem

7. se for sensivel favor nao ler meus tweets sou uma pessoa tenebrosa taco hate em todos xingo a todos falo mal ate de idosos pedintes NAO sou uma boa pessoa FUJA

8. neymar do pix se eu te vejo na rua voce corra tenho assuntos inacabados com voce seu canalha

9. estou em processo de cura espiritual favor nao me contradizer ou os demonios que estao em mim vao se soltar nao vai ter agua benta que pare eles

10. reza a lenda q se voce der discarga 3 vezes e falar "karina karina karina" eu apareco atras de voce e te levo pro inferno pra parar d falar o nome da minha mulher talarico do krl

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rafatello · 3 months

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Context: Twitter complaining about Hazbin hotel designs for being too tumblr sexy man - My brain what would 72ler exaggerated version of tumblr sexy man look like?

So…. current design of your oc/au vs TumblrSexymanfication this is just a joke don't take it personally I know there are characters outside the stereotypical sexy man tumblr design c:

#shitpost #the lorax #the onceler #the lorax fandom #onceler fandom #72ler #tumblr sexymen #twitter shitpost #the legs JAJAJAJA

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amememightywarrior · 2 years

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crystal tower G'raha: *to reflection in mirror* you are a hot catboy. that irresistible adventurer you raced for dirt will find you cute.

exarch G'raha: *to reflection in crystal* you are old. so old. who would want you. just go out with a bang.

EW G'raha: *to WoL* WALKIES???

#ffxiv #ffxiv 5.3 spoilers #6.1 spoilers #g'raha tia #walkies for catboys #how can you say no to that face #he's the cat that runs to the door meowing to welcome you #twitter shitpost

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twitchyglitchy · 2 years

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This kid gets it.

#twitchshitpost #twitter shitpost #twitter posts that are actually good #neurodivergent #oh no.. this is exactly what autism and adhd is like..

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yaoiconnoisseur · 10 months

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so the united states is going through a really bad heatwave rn

#oh my GOD 😂😂😭😭#oklahoma department of wildlife #twitter #shitpost #twitter shitpost

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tower-of-hana · 4 months

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Despite the animosity between twitter and tumblr, you have to admit that users on both sites have mastered the art of letting off shots to keep the property values low just in completely opposite ways.

#shitpost #tumblr shitpost #tumblr #twitter #twitter shitpost #people in neighboring towns are cowering in their houses

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breedthepriest · 2 years

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#literally these two come to mind #nu: carnival #nu carnival #eiden #olivine #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival olivine #yaoi game #twitter shitpost #twitter #twitter memes #minors dni

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interjace · 1 year

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el-ffej · 1 year

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#FAIL #twitter shitpost #the last days of twitter #twitter #elon musk #the thing

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sleepy-bebby · 3 months

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#memes #meme #cute #funny #tweets #funny tweets #Twitter #mike wazowski #shitpost #laugh rule #Making a hidden shrine for Mike Wazowski and hiding it in a public library for people to find #library #library meme #library memes #shitposting #genius

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smash-chu · 2 months

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make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-