#tw kill mention

[cursedchildofchaos]

I'm on episode 10 and...well, Dan asked MC out me thinks? Kind of?

I accidentally clicked that my boyfriend wouldn't like it (I may have picked that option anyhow), but here is a chat fic based on the aftermath of me saying "Maybe" to Jake being MC's bf

#duskwood #duskwood jake #duskwood fanfiction #duskwood jake x mc #mc x jake #duskwood spoliers #duskwood spoilers #tw spoilers #tw spoliers #tw shipping #tw kill mention

[incorrect-nightmares]

six: i’ve killed people.

mono: same!

#little nightmares #mono #six #incorrect quotes #tw kill mention #ALL JOKES

[aeterna-auroral-avenger]

The way I gasped when this line was said in The Gray Man (2022) about Ryan Gosling’s character.

#my thoughts #the gray man #netflix #barbie #barbie movie #ken #sierra six #i’m just ken #Kenergy #tbh though Sierra six and Ken are like complete and total opposites #which makes it funnier #tw bullet #tw killing #tw kill mention

[just-your-dnd-things]

It's not pride month anymore, so I can kill you guys and its not a hate crime.

>The DM /s while everyone in the group is LGBTQ+

#tw kill #tw kill mention #blackhearted #bh #dungeons and dragons #black hearted #just your dnd things #out of context #out of context dnd #out of context quotes #out of context memes #dnd #dnd memes #my dnd #my dnd group #dungeons and dragons memes

[just-here-for-the-art-shit]

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I never thought I could be both angry and laughing hysterically at the same time omfg

She wrote an entire book whining about people calling her transphobic for being transphobic, and making herself the protagonist of all of this. I'm dying.

LITERALLY-

"Wah, people are calling me transphobic because I'm transphobic, wah, I'm going to write a story where I'm the protagonist and I get killed so people feel bad for me wah."

#tw jk rowling #tw kill mention #terfs #transphobes #omfg this is hilarious and anger inducing at the same time

[suvarnarekha]

whenever i read such instances of modern history, it anguishes me to the bone.

#history #India #Bharat #tw colonizers mentioned #tw kill mention #funny how even after consecutive years of such trauma we managed to surpass you in 75 years

[catboybenvolio]

i don't agree w light yagami, but if i was in his position, i'd do the same shit. i wouldn't kill L tho, i'm not that fucking dumb

#light yagami #lightyagami #death note #deathnote #l lawliet #death note l #death note light #tw murder #tw kill mention #tw cursing

[miraculart]

Contemplations over Cookie Dough and Christmas Time in the Cabin

———

Christmas Writing Prompt themed one-shot.

Kazuto and Asuna share a tranquil moment in their new home. A well-earned, much needed reward.

———

“Don’t. You. Dare.” Asuna whipped around to face Kazuto, drawing her blade from its sheath. The look in her eyes was deadly, fires burning hotter than any dungeon he had seen decorated her irises. “That’s it,” he thought to himself, “there is nothing more terrifying than the woman who stands before me.” He had said it many a time before, yet every time he did, that fear became admiration, and that admiration reminded him of just how grateful he was to stand by her side. He would not want to fight her in earnest. Luck be with the poor sap caught on the wrong end of her blade.

He shuddered at the thought, throwing his hands up in defeat. “Alright. I won’t come any closer.” He sighed, slowly dropping his hands to his sides before darting under her arm.

Thinking he escaped the zone of danger, he shot out his arm, vying for the prize so close at hand. He was met with a resounding “thwack!” His fingers smarted obnoxiously, his poor, innocent digits were crushed under the pressure of Asuna’s lightning fast reflexes. The burning pain staggered up his tendons, causing him to drop to his knees on the floor, clutching his hand to his heart. Okay, so he was being dramatic. Why shouldn’t he try to gain some sympathy points?

Asuna sneered at him, “I told you. Don’t. Touch.” Kazuto rolled over to face her, cradling his injured fingers to his chest. He looked up at her with his best impression of a sopping wet kitten in a cardboard box. Outside in the rain. Alone. He let his hair dangle around his midnight eyes as he attempted to appeal to her softer, more nurturing nature- “Oh, don’t you start with that.” She rolled her eyes, scoffing at his childish display. She was grateful though. He was finally starting to act like himself again. They had been through so much, the two of them. And yet, here they were, facing their biggest challenge yet: Preparing to host a Christmas party.

He started up again, attempting a feint to get to the mixing bowl behind her. She parried, “If you eat any more cookie dough we won’t have enough cookies to decorate for everyone. Help me roll them out or go decorate something.” She gestured unenthusiastically to the remainder of the space, filled with big storage boxes filled with shiny and sparkly additions to their new home.

They’d finally done it this year. They found a little lake place like the one they bought in Aincrad all those years ago. The reality of that wasn’t lost on either of them, having lived so many lives over with one another, this reality, however tangible it may seem to others, was often a point of concern for the pair. They would wake up from nightmares consoling one another, reminding each other that this is the world they are truly living in, the lives they truly lead. Not to say that the experiences they’ve had up to this point haven’t been real, but that this reality isn’t a virtual existence.

As Kazuto busied himself setting up the dining area, rather haphazardly at that, Asuna couldn’t help the smile that crept on to her face. Finally, the memories they’re making aren’t under a death threat. A gun, a sword, a magic psychopath, or a super computer world domination scheme. These memories are pure, untainted by blood stains and death, by betrayal and battle fields. This peace was earned. This slice of heaven, straight out of a bad Christmas romcom was theirs. Finally and truly.

She continued rolling out cookie dough and pressing shapes into the slabs. Carefully moving each little snowflake and gingerbread man to the oven trays for baking. She hummed as she worked, dancing around the kitchen, in her element, hair tied up in a barely contained bun. And then she hit something solid in front of her.

She looked up from her work to find Kazuto, grinning silly over her, dangling a mangled piece of mistletoe from some forgotten holiday box of years past. He looked positively proud of himself, standing before her in his Christmas pajamas, hair tousled from their previous altercation, with his dried up, shriveled up, saddest-excuse-for-a-plant mistletoe that he found. The sight was akin to a young cat, presenting its owner with the toy mouse it had “hunted” and “killed.” God she loved him.

She couldn’t help the giggle that escaped her lips as she cupped his face. His arm moved around her waist, holding her in an all-too-familiar embrace. She kissed him gently, forcing herself to move out of his grasp. There was still much work to be done after all! He groaned as she pulled away, tapping him lightly on the nose.

“We have guests in two hours, play time can wait until later.” She spun back to her work in the kitchen, a deep blush settled on her cheeks. No matter how many years, how many lifetimes they have been together, he still made her blush like a teenager. Not that she would admit that.

#sword art online #kirigaya kazuto #asuna yuuki #oneshot #sao #they need a break okay #I would give anything for a season that’s just them living a mundane life #slice of life #I’d take it #I forgot how writing works #tw gun mention #tw kill mention #I forgot how nice it feels to just write #alright enough tags already

[harestigm]

Some of us want to impulsively bake to cope

Others want to kill

I think I’ll side with baking

#tw killing #tw kill mention

[official-eternal-makkari]

MAKKARI MAKKARI MAKKARI

Crystal, hello! Please tell me the reason you're screaming my name is out of excitement and not due to the fact that you have killed someone

#tw kill mention #makkari answers

[sydneyofalltrades]

i wanna go killlllllllllll something

#vent #tw vent #tw kill mention

[cursedchildofchaos]

* dancing aggressively towards you with the intent to kill *

#barbie girl #m3gan #yes i did edit this together lol #tw creepy doll #tw kill mention #tw morbid humor #i bet this has already been done but i ahev't found it #haven't

[rie-092]

DEAREST ADVISOR.

❥. yandere! emperor x advisor! reader

• liam luwelton was one of the most famous emperor on the history of lobelia empire. while he was praised for being a good and powerful ruler. he was also famous for being a womanizer who hook up with so many girls yet, he didn't even chosen any of them to be his empress.

• don't blame him, he likes having fun. but he hates when he got attached or tied to something that will hinder him. he was only doing this for his own entertainment after all. no one stayed on his side for so long anyways, well maybe except to the captain of his imperial knights, warren, his childhood friend.

• that was the main reason why he became surprised when warren's younger sister, you, became his advisor. the most amusing part was warren is the one who recommended you. hmm, it seemed like your brother doesn't even care about the fact that liam's mother, the previous empress, fired all the female servants after knowing her son's tendencies to, uhm... seduce them.

• that was the main reason why he was excited to finally meet you. the famous sister of his friend. he wanted to know how long will it take for you to became smitten and obsessed with him? ahh, just thinking about it makes liam so excited.

• but you were fucking different that he expected. who in the hell is in the right mind to greet the emperor for the first time while wearing a damn pyjamas? what the fuck? as far as he knew, you were the damn daughter of a duke. so, what in the hell was wrong with your fashion sense?

• well, keeping your fuvked up fashion aside. you were indeed good at your job. even though you can be pretty hard headed sometimes, you were able to carry yourself with so much confidence and boy, oh boy. he likes it so much.

• maybe, that time when he basically threaten you to wear an appropriate dress to attend a certain banquet with him. was the time when he realized that he fucked up. yeah, his motto that 'no string attached' crumbled down as he saw your annoyed face when the maids' dressed you up with the most elegant dress that he gifted for you. and the fact that you got drunk that night and mumbled some cute nonsense didn't helped either. fuck. the main reason why he got you drunk anyways is to fuck you. but damn, he can't bring himself to do it since you looked so cute while clinging to him for support!

• as a yandere, liam was overbearing and posessive. gosh, this guy is unhinged and practically crazy. he's an emperor for the petesake! he killed his siblings to ascend to the throne. so don't expect that he's a nice guy!

• those times that he escaped the palace just to go outside and hook up with girls? yup, he stopped doing that for you. expect that while working, his eyes were focused on your every move. you talk to other guy other than him and warren? expect that he will be fired the next day. and why is that? well, it's your fault.

• he was now fine with you working in your pyjamas, you're so cute wearing that after all! but, in exchange he will increase your workload 10x because he knew that you always goes home after finishing your work, he just wants to spend the whole day with you!

• don't even think of quiting, darling. because liam will not let you to do so. unfortunately, he was able to wrap his pretty fingers around you with you being unaware of it. ahh, he just loves how clueless you are when liam fired all the male servants on his palace and replaced it with the female ones to make sure they you won't be able to flirt with them while working.

• all in all, liam is head over heels for you. he wants you for himself to the point that he spread the rumour about you being the next empress of the prestigious lobelia empire. just to shackle you by his side.

• but of course, your usual playful older brother doesn't like it at all. so be ready, because just like a prince on the fantasy stories that the two of you read before. he will do anything to save you, his precious little sister even if it means he needs to burn down the whole empire and kill liam for you. i mean, when you were a kid, you mentioned that you wanted to be a ruler. so just sit back and let your big brother, warren do the work <3.

“ our love comes first, everything is secondary.”

#yandere #yandere x reader #platonic yandere x reader #tw.yandere #tw.dark content #yandere x y/n #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #platonic yandere #imagines #tw. curse #tw. violence #tw. dark content #tw. manipulation #tw. isolation #tw. obsession #tw. mention of killing.

[kiiraes]

never atlk to me about how u think mp100s art style is bad . il killyou

#tw kill mention #🍬.tootsie roll

[lilybug-02]

Chara gets friends in my head cannon so I don't cry at night. There is now a whole ghost society so everyone gets ghost therapy ❤️

#i love chara but sometimes seeing them as a lonely ghost kills me on the inside :( So I like to think they found a happy ending #one way or another...and they don't just float till the end of time :') Ghost Kids need enrichment. #chara #chara undertale #undertale #art #my art #sketches #death mention tw #depression tw

[sskk-manifesto]

Btw friendly reminder that the anime cut the scene where after jumping off the sinking ship Mitchell and Hawthorne encountered James L. - the Guild's top-level's secretary that the pm killed at the end of season 1 -... Only to find out it was actually his corpse standing tall, eviscerated and filled with lemon bombs, complete with graphic depiction of his face splitting open and lemon bombs rolling off it

#Not posting the pages because it's pretty graphic but still thought it was worth mentioning #Because I feel like we all really forgot about it?? #But it was a pretty cool moment!! #It's also pretty important for Mitchell and Hawthorne's relationship since it frames Hawthorne protecting her first– #and Mitchell looking visibly impressed because of it #margaret mitchell #nathaniel hawthorne #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s2 #bsdrewatch2023 #tw gore #tw body horror #I found that scene so disturbing when I read the manga for the first time! No wonder the anime decided to fully skip it #Even though they had already shown the pm killing James T. in the last scene of season 1...