#tumblr probably kills these but here they are go nuts

[swjfoscreenshots]

first round of screenshots ! just started playing again so will likely post a bunch on here while i'm playing and then again when survivor comes out!

#tumblr probably kills these but here they are go nuts #star wars jedi fallen order #cal kestis #swjfo #bd 1 #bogano #zeffo

[robbyykeene]

Cobra Kai universe tumblr dash simulator

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important context: my dad sucks

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guys if this post gets 300 notes i'll make sure to thank Bofa in my sekai tai winners speech

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who????

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Bofa DEEZ NUTS hahahahaha GOTCHA

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I'm breaking up with you.

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trapped in the torture chamber again (forced to do karate with my dad)

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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore

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my sister in christ you literally stabbed me

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‼️‼️‼️ ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS ‼️‼️‼️

Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans. Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post. Read more

Based on your likes!

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#guys i am TRUSTING you to not let the robby poll flop......PLEASE vote for the funny answer i am begging #don't let this flop i spent soooo much time on it #and yes i incorporated some of my own memes into the post #dash simulator #cobra kai #cobra kai meme #cobra kai dash simulator #robby keene #miguel diaz #johnny lawrence #john kreese #daniel larusso #sam larusso #tory nichols #hawk cobra kai #terry silver #demetri alexopoulos #anthony larusso

[helvonasche]

i quit?

Update: Privated all my fics, deleted everything from AO3. If you want a copy of anything, let me know, but I'm gonna be real picky about who I give copies of anything to.

Now that I've got your attention: I'm quitting fanfic, not writing.

Not deleting my blog or AO3, either, and I'll still be here.

Most of my stories will be staying right where they currently are. I've deleted any posts that are too personal, and this includes a couple fics. If you notice something is missing or a link has broken, please let me know so I can fix it. I still have copies of everything.

So don't be a cuck and ruin this for everyone else. I want to leave this up because I've had my heart broken by writers deleting everything, but I also understand that impulse.

If not writing fics then what? Books.

The reason I started writing fics in the first place was to practice writing and hopefully get better. But at some point I do have to walk away. I'm still gonna be on Tumblr though. And if you wanna ask about book stuff.. do it?

Emotions and reasons below the cut, but that's it. I'm done posting fics, but still vaguely here.

Ugh. Feelings. Fine.

Basically, I've spent most of a year trying to finish the fics I had left and I can't do it. I've sat at the computer for hours, made and remade plans, tried everything I could find for writer's block, drove my friends fucking nuts, had panic attacks... fuck, dude, I've talked to a fucking therapist about it.. and I barely finished Of The Abyss.

I also just had a fucking shitty year. It nearly killed me, not being melodramatic or using hyperbole. I thought I'd lost everything on three separate occasions in only 8 months. It's changed my perspective on a lot of things, but mostly on how I spend my time.

As terrifying as it is to walk away from the vague comfort that is posting fics on Tumblr, the reason I write has also changed.

But the reason I struggled with quitting fics and have tried to keep posting is because I love this stupid place. Don't get me wrong, the bots and staff suck and some people too, but there's so much good here and I will miss that more than.. fuck. There really aren't words for this. Um.. I'm devastated and crying while writing this? It fucking sucks.

I've made friends here. Real ones. Not going to tag, but you know who you are. You have my address. You know my real name. You've probably spoken on the phone to me. And a very very few have met me. Even the people I don't talk to for any number of reasons (mostly because I can be a shitty friend), you're all wonderful and gave me hope that life isn't as awful as it seemed.

You saved me.

Thank you for giving a creep a chance.

And before anyone can ask or point out that I've been struggling with writing... I have been writing. Just not fanfic.

There's more I want to say, but I'm calling it. Going to stop crying and eat something, then write a book.

<3 hel.

#last update for a while #hopefully not too long

[horuslupercal]

Everything Is Slightly Worse: what happened to Lion? Is he more or less insufferable? Also where can I find the Vulkan fic I need to read it right now immediately please

oh my god I accidentally closed tumblr while answering this and lost my draft kill me

anyway, the Vulkan fic is here -- Burning on Reentry! (it's so sad I apologize beforehand. it possessed me while I was writing it and I woke up three days later covered in blood) Generally all of this stuff will be available through #eisw on here or through the "EISW" sidebar option on the browser view of this blog

Lion is SOOOO insufferable and fascinating to me. He's largely the result of me grabbing the Order by the nuts, especially their order mythos and ESPECIALLY the whole "chaos tainted beasts" thing, and going ham. also Lion also being Autism.Primarch

Lion is found a little earlier and named "Lion" for the ideals of what the Great Beasts used to be. After all, they were wise and powerful guardians and lorekeepers and messagers, once, before they were corrupted. the lions were guardians of knowledge and the proper ways!

(sidenote: atheist autistic kids with bionicle 🤝 christian autistic kids with angels 🤝 lion el'jonson with the beasts)

anyway, Lion, Autism.Primarch and a little less wild and a little more soaking up every bit of the Order's lore as he can, starts noticing that everyone in the world are HYPOCRITES. the Order HAS a chivalric code and they're certainly not flouting it in any way that actually detracts from their primary role (hunting Beasts) or removes their credibility (probably because they're still hunting Beasts) but it chafes at him very badly because no one follows the damn rules in this house! AND THE BEASTS WERE CORRUPTED BECAUSE THEY ALLOWED TAINT INTO THEIR HEARTS AND DIDN'T HOLD TO THEIR IDEALS. GUYS GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT STOP LAUGHING!!

yeah after he takes over the Order, all those old rules are enforced. it's not popular but wtf do you do when the new Grandmaster is like ten feet tall and you named him for the ideals of the lion? the rules are enforced for the Dark Angels, too, and he might not have control over the other legions but he can try and bully them into it. there is no way to fix his insufferability, Horus tried by introducing him to Konrad (also a stick in the mud but considerably wittier) and now they've formed the No Fun League and the Night Lords CAN be held to their own Order Code now :D

#warhammer #it's me #eisw #lion el'jonson #ask

[deerteatime]

☆HAVE A SEAT AT THE DEER TEA TIME☆

Welcome to my blog!! Before you continue any further lemme get something out of the way: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. I love my nonbinary, intersex, and otherwise genderweird peers in the queer community. Yes, all of them. If you're one of the assholes who can't respect that I will block you.

i don't have a DNI. if you're being shitty i'll block you. if you don't like my stuff, i encourage you to block me.

Hi hello hi!! I'm Tea. i used to be way more active on other platforms (namely discord) but now i'm mostly on tumblr (gotta love that college grind killing my online social life slkfgjhsdjkf)

I use she/he/they pronouns!

I have antlers and big fangs irl i promise ο(=•ω＜=)ρ⌒☆

unapolagetically edgy and cringe. this is my house and i get to post about whatever i want. also this is tumblr what did you expect lol

major but anyone can follow! minors strongly encouraged to block gore/body horror tags and #nsfwish. I love asks although it'll probably take me 1 to 2 buisness weeks to answer. I'm always down for some music recs, send me stuff you like!

here's a little sampling of some things you'll find on my blog:

☆ posts i think are funny or interesting (this is most of my blog lmao) ☆ art I like ☆ alternative fashion/culture/art/music (mostly scene/emo things) ☆ creepypasta/slenderverse/scp foundation/anything in the general realm of extremely online horror ☆ youtuber stuff (mostly markcu but sometimes there'll be project iris/altrverse stuff too) ☆ JTHM (block this if you're blocking the rest of the gore/horror tags) ☆ fucked up spooky deer and also regular silly deer ☆ miscelanious other smaller interests that wax and wane

additionally.....

This blog contains (tagged) flashing and eyestrain. nonstandard tags to block are decor, glitter gif/glittergif, and scemoposting on main.

This blog contains (mostly tagged) dark art/horror art/blood and gore/general edginess. nonstandard tags to block are swag tag and [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

all warnings are formatted as cw [thing], as in cw gore. if there's anything else you need tagged, shoot me an ask, send me a dm, drop a comment here, or contact me through messenger pigeon and I'll tag it in the future. ok that's it!! have fun!!! go nuts!!!!! take a blinkie as you leave ↷

all image sources are in the #decor tag or generated myself from blinkies.cafe!

old pinned if you want it

#intro post #about #pinned #ok now for the most common org tags on my blog -> #tea's posts #tea's updates #tea's art!! :D #tea's deerposting #mutual mayhem #swag tag #scemoposting on main #cool fanart!! #decor

[jlawbenn]

Dear Tumblr, today is Christmas Eve Eve which means I’m staying at my brother and sister in law’s house with my two youngest until Boxing Day. My eldest is coming here soon by train. My infamous trouble loving 6 year old Collingwood supporter is coming here Christmas Arvo. As a person of Jewish faith and not Christian, I am still committed to the traditions and the happiness of my Christian brother and his catholic wife and their three children, and my own. So what am I doing? Last night my nieces and nephew hung me out to dry and I had to decorate the Christmas tree on my own. Today I’m cooking up a storm. Currently resembling Demi Lovato from that one Camp Rock scene, I have emerged from a cloud of flour and caster sugar and chocolate and everything else after making the fudge and cupcakes that the kids so desperately need or they will die. Apparently. My feet are killing me, I didn’t sleep well due to back pain and I still have two major deserts - cakes, essentially - to make. I’ll have to rush off to pick up 8 year old (for two more days!!!) from the train station and I honestly don’t know how to find time between feeding the youngest and whatnot. Oh yeah and did I mention it’s also my eldest’s birthday on the 25th/Christmas Day? Yeah Laura if you want to bake another cake go ahead, now I have to bake THREE cakes ‘cause I completely forgot, and all three Woolworths in the area don’t have the cake she likes, neither do Coles, she wanted Nutella but mama (me) is allergic to nuts and so is my nephew so that’s ruled out, oh my god and I still have a bunch of presents to wrap before she arrives, oh and two of my middle children the ‘Carlton girls’ are also coming to see me on Christmas Day so I have to wrap their presents and I spoke to Liv’s dad and even though like all my children she basically owns an entire Carlton shop in her house, I’ve made her a framed print of a picture of her and her favourite player (this changes every week, atm it’s Blake Acres) and I know Charlie is really into dance so I brought her navy blue ballet flats that she’ll probably never even wear and she was named after Charlie Curnow so I got her a Carlton gift too, same thing as Olivia gets but her and Charlie, oh yeah and I also got Liv a Carlton backpack, and Charlie was asking for a Jordan de goey badge and ugh I’m so happy my kids don’t have tumblr because I’d be in trouble now

[astraltrickster]

Thing is, there are valid criticisms to be had of this site. A lot of them. Inconsistent moderation standards even after manual review (could really stand to do at least a LITTLE more training here guys), UI "upgrades" being done under...VERY flawed theory of what counts as intuitive (hey upper management, did you know? That computers and phones are different devices controlled in different ways? And as such it's actually EASIER to have slight differences between their functionality to take advantage of the differences in how input works?), and so on. But two that I keep seeing that I...want to agree with but can't really do so are:

1) "Do something about the bots! Wait why am I banned/shadowbanned when I didn't do anything?"

I put those together because they're two sides of the same coin. They're trying to do something about the bots. Constantly. Some 99% of unjustified bans are a result of that. They have filters against the bots - and because a lot of the bots appear to be manually signed up to evade said filters, some still get through, AND the behavior filters used to identify them...sometimes identify real people. It's like how you REALLY don't want your immune system to be too strong and aggressive, because that's how you end up with an autoimmune disease and it can do anything from make you constantly sick and sore to just fucking kill you. It sucks! But it's not something they're just ignoring. Could they improve it without banning more real humans? Yeah probably...with a lot more human and monetary resources than they have.

2) "Reverse the porn ban!"

I want them to. I REALLY want them to. I wish this were possible as much as you do. But guys. Come the fuck on. The GOP is trying to straight up ban porn from the internet, as both part of their usual micromanaging of human existence and ESPECIALLY as their ongoing attempt to eradicate the queers; by declaring queer existence "pornographic" and by banning "pornography" from the entire internet...you get the picture. Don't pretend you're not familiar with the strategy; I've seen half of you reblog posts about Florida's bullshit. Most of you know about SESTA/FOSTA, and those of you who don't- go Google those, right now.

Okay, sure, as it stands, they could PROBABLY get compliant with the laws that CURRENTLY exist with the resources at hand...but imagine how bad it would look, and how bad it would SUCK for us as end users, for them to fully revert it back to "go nuts, show nuts, whatever"...

Only to have to revoke our hole rights AGAIN in two months when another bill ostensibly for ~protecting the children on the interwebs~ but ultimately just out there for the sake of sanitizing for advertisers and repressing consensual adult sexual expression gets rammed through??

As much as I want it to, I can't...actually see it happening until the course internet law is on completely reverses. It's too fucking dangerous. Write your representatives and make some phone calls instead of just begging here, in fact even if you don't care about posting hole on tumblr do it anyway because the more resistance we get to those kinds of laws, and the sooner we get it, the better.

#tumblr culture #tumblr wank #internet culture #serious tag

[icedragonlizard]

Bringing more spotlight to Franmarx

I generally believe that these two make an absolutely delightful duo!

I did talk about my headcanons on how these two interact with each other in an earlier tumblr post, as well as another earlier tumblr post, but I think this has a LOT of potential for a ship. So much that I believe more people deserve to know the potential that these two could have with each other. I think they'd be a match made in hell!

So basically, you've got two extremely unhinged lunatics here. Marx is obvious, he's a shitfaced prankster that likes to cause chaos for kicks and giggles. Then you've got Francisca, who literally has a 'trophy' collection of people she has killed and encased in ice cubes, and has a chilling giggly laughter that sounds like a banshee.

I headcanon that all three mage sisters like to cause chaos, but Francisca is by far the most twisted, psychotic and freakish of them.

Marx would sure love a partner that's also very nuts like he is!

I would imagine that Francisca would enable Marx and his antics a lot more than almost anyone else in the Kirby cast would.

While I of course headcanon Magolor being prankster buddies with Marx like most people in the fandom tend to do, I also headcanon that Magolor has clear standards and he'd hold Marx accountable if he were to go too far in overstepping someone's boundaries. This also applies to Daroach and the animal friends, whom I also headcanon having a knack for mischief and being friends with Marx as well, but similar to Magolor, they also have standards and wouldn't just let all of Marx's shenanigans slide, they'd also stop him if he crosses a line.

Francisca however? In my headcanons, she enables Marx a lot more than the rest of his friends do. She's the closest one to his level in terms of willingness to go crazy in trouble. That's not necessarily to say she would enable him in every single situation, but she's far more unlikely to hold him accountable than the rest are. Flamberge and Zan Partizanne like some good mischief and chaos themselves, but they're both generally kinder and not quite as unbridled in twistedness as Francisca is. Compared to her, they nearly seem tame.

These two could be very, very unhinged together. It'd be delightfully devious! Imagine all the hijinks these two would be willing to cause.

They've both got ridiculous laughters, too. If they laughed together at the same time, you know that some insane tomfoolery will come.

I think even Magolor, despite being buddies with Marx, would be scared to join in on some of the hijinks that this duo would be causing. To get an idea on how I interpret it, Magolor tries to make Marx better, but Francisca would make him worse, and vice versa. LOL.

And like I mentioned in my previous tumblr posts, I headcanon that Marx hypes up Francisca's frozen corpse collection. Most of the other dream friends feel uncomfortable of her decision to keep that trophy collection, but Marx is an outlier as he is delighted by it. He'd perhaps even want to start a collection like that on his own. Francisca could probably train him on that. And I bet it could all be quite possible, since Marx is one of the dream friends that can be given elements in Star Allies, with blizzard being one of those elements.

That's basically the gist of my thoughts on the potential of this ship. I think it could be amazing, and like I said earlier, I believe that more people deserve to acknowledge this potential ship pairing.

I also wouldn't mind the idea of shipping Marx with one of the other two mage sisters, too, whether it be Zanmarx or Flammarx/Marxberge (not sure what you'd call that one), but I personally would ship him with Francisca out of the three mages since she's the most unhinged out of the three, which he'd love.

I want to give a shout-out to @kirby-rarepair-tourney as this ship did exist in the ongoing Kirby rarepair tournament, but got eliminated as soon as the second round. If they ever decide to start another entire Kirby rarepair tournament in the future after the current one, then I think this ship absolutely deserves to show up again. And maybe hopefully it could perform better next time! I'd be all over for it.

This is my second favorite ship for the series, with my first favorite being Taransusie, although I'm sure that one is going to win the ongoing rarepair tournament and actually seems to be popular enough to have no need to be in a future tournament should that exist. This ship, however? I think this ship could use more awareness!

#franmarx #kirby #marx #marx kirby #francisca kirby #the mage sisters #kirby super star #kirby super star ultra #milky way wishes #kirby star allies #heroes in another dimension

[catb-fics]

Fanfiction Year in Review - 2022

I saw this that @icouldntfindquiet did and wanted to do one too! I put it under the cut as it got quite long. Here goes…

1) List of fics completed this year in the order they were finished:

I’ve only completed imagines as all my multi-part stories are still on-going, but I think these were all done this year (no idea of order):

Daddy, Wet (omg these titles I’m such a slut someone kill me now 😂) In Good Hands, Good Touch, Hungry, Heat, Tease, Incredible, Expectations, Pick Him Up From Heathrow, Skin to Skin and a fair few mini-fic/headcanon type things.

Not finished but multi-part stories I’ve worked on this year are Red, The Devil Next Door, Forbidden, I’m With the Band, Ice Cold, No Nut November and Never Have I Ever.

This has actually shocked me as I didn’t think I’d written that much this year but I’ve written about 70 things 😮

2) Number of words written:

This is hard as I’ve written so many different things but as each update/imagine is usually between 2-4k I’m gonna have a guess at around 200,000 words.

3) Your most popular fic:

It’s hard to say but I feel like Red gets the most love ❤️

4) Your personal fav:

I still love Ice Cold even though I neglected it completely this year 😭 Red would probably come a close second.

5) Your fav scene:

This year it would prob be the gig and then the elevator scene in Red (not just for the eventual and inevitable sex either I just liked how that whole thing came together with the tension between Van and Y/N and how she tries so hard to deny her true feelings).

6) A fic or scene that challenged you:

Probably Lyla waking up after her injuries in Ice Cold, I wanted to show a softer side to Van when he takes care of her. I liked how it came out though.

I’m really struggling with the angsty bits in Red too!

7) A line of writing you're proud of:

It’s hard to say as I can’t recall all the specific things I’ve written. I guess I liked these bits in Ice Cold though (and they’re more than a line!)

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8) A comment that touched you:

I’m not sure, every single comment or vote or read means the world to me, it really does. I have a silly tag for some lovely asks I’ve had that never fails to make me feel all warm and fluffy inside ha ha! 🥰

9) Something that inspired your writing:

This beautiful man lmao…

Seriously though I get my inspo from everywhere, anons/mutuals sometimes give me amazing ideas, just random scenarios I dream up, I must admit a fair bit of my inspo for Forbidden comes from NSFW tumblr posts! 🙈

10) Your proudest accomplishment (that one scene; finally finishing that one fic; posting your first fic; etc:

I think I’m just proud for still writing fics now as it was only ever supposed to be a little lockdown hobby. I keep going through phases where I think I’m done with it, but then I keep coming back!

11) Do you have any writing goals for the next year?

I hope to continue with writing next year as when I’m in the mood to write it’s so much fun! I know most of my stories are just silly and trashy but it’s just nice to escape into a little fictional world sometimes. I definitely want to finish Red and I’d like to get back into writing Ice Cold if I can. I’m not going to set myself any more goals as life is so busy I don’t have as much time to write nowadays.

Anyway thank you to anyone who’s read my stuff this year, I really appreciate it - it means so much to me ❤️

#vanfic

[silenthillmutual]

i know im like two hours late but uhhhh what are your favorite interactions/conversations from patho 1 and/or 2 off the top of your head

i actually have a folder of my favorite interactions saved but tumblr hates me so i can't upload them at the moment >:/ anyway. off the top of my head:

Daniil saying "you are all borderline feral here" after an old man tells him a bizarre story.

Girl: Do you have any nuts? Daniil: That's not funny.

Victor: What news do you bring? Daniil: Bad as usual.

the conversation with the mask where Daniil says he's going to turn the theatre into "A mental ward, just as it used to be."

Artemy saying something like "Got too hard of a bone structure? Watch it, I'll break them in no time" to Grief

Clara deciding that the reason that Grief isn't afraid of her is because he's too stupid to be

Clara saying "I know how to eat you open your mouth and go 'nom'."

Teensy: *describes Clara killing a man* Healer: Attagirl!

Daniil trying to lie to Block and doing a horrendous job and Block believing him anyway.

Artemy's toenails? why not fingernails? joke that the Worm responds to by being like "please stop"

Daniil telling Artemy to stop growling at him because he doesn't like it and Artemy is just like "you'll learn to love it"

Artemy calling that one messenger who comes to talk him to Aglaya a bootlicker

Tot: That's startling! What's wrong with you? Healer: Good question, kiddo!

any of Artemy's responses in p2 to a kid's description of him as being fat, with bulging eyes and a weird limp and a stupid expression bc the responses are like "My expression's not stupid, kid, it's bewildered" or "Thanks, now I know what I look like."

the ending conversation where Mark is implying that Daniil's route is next and Artemy is just like "yeah good luck with that smartass."

there's probably a lot more but <3 i love this game's bitchy moments especially

#icarus.txt #path of logic

[throwawayfiction]

What If Aro......

So I have had this brain worm vomit for some time. I decided to share with my fellow brain vomit/twihard fans here on tumblr. What if Aro had a female S/O that was super humble? -I feel like Aro had some sort of interest in Bella. My stupid brain likes to think that she was classically attractive- possibly from when he was a mortal and he couldn’t help but find her special. -besides the fact that Bella had a special gift, I still think Aro would try to flirt with her and kiss her hand and convince her to come to the Volturi. -In this scenario, Aro finds his Bella. (pls delete his wife) -She’s a simple woman, she enjoys simple things. She’s not very tall, average body type. Long flowing hair-pale skin even in her mortal form- kinda like the beauty standards in Italy during the renaissance. Who knows when Aro ends up in Italy with the rest of his clan. But I like to imagine he’s been there for a long ass time. Definitely during the time where lots of women looked like this. -Maybe this S/O was in to horses. Aro of course wanted to give you everything you ever wanted. Money was no object. Heck there were old stables located on the grounds of the castle. They haven’t been used in a long time. Since ya know, vampires don’t need a trusty animal to get them from place to place. -Aro was fine with you riding, even though it was risky. He insisted that you stay close in the nearby paddock in case something happened and you fell. You had to, I mean, HAD TO wear a helmet. If he caught you without a helmet he would throw a fit, and we know how eccentric this man is and he would be over the top on this situation. -Aro didn’t want to be too controlling, so he would let you ride out in the woods on occasion if there were a few guards able to go with you to keep a watchful eye. -Probably the thing that drove him nuts the most was the fact you insisted doing your own barn chores. You were supposed to be queen one day, you should act like it. You’re betrothed to a powerful man. And you’re collecting stall material and hay on your clothes and getting dirt under your fingers. You’re breaking your fingernails putting together special meals for your horse and cleaning up after him. Your pale skin is becoming kissed by the sun in the warmer months- darling, what if you get sun damage? Don’t humans have sensitive skin!? -But you needed this time to yourself, you needed time out of the castle walls. -You found out not too long ago that you were to be betrothed to this man, you barely knew him. But a twist of fate allowed you to meet him and it was very soon confirmed by Marcus that you two had a connection -You felt the connection almost instantly. You knew you wanted to talk to this man, you knew you wanted to know his name and stay with him. I mean, you connect with horses, you have lots of practice reading 1200lb beasts- a person wasn’t going to give you any problems when it comes to finding people to connect with. -things came crashing in from there, you learned about vampires and this whole ring of vampires you’re now involved with. -in order to stay a mortal, Aro insisted that you stay within the castle and have little to no contact with other humans- incase something slips of their existence. -it was one day that Aro was touching your skin and reading your thoughts- you were having a bad day, feeling trapped in the castle, thinking about your life back in Forks when Aro saw it- your love for horses. -Your memories of a fast canter through the woods was so enchanting to him -He wanted you to continue on to those things because he heard the thoughts of you returning home and it absolutely broke him inside. -this may or may not have been a desperate attempt to distract you and make you love him more. (I mean, please do that to me. I wear a size 7 diamond ring and diamond jewelry and new car pls) -Anyways, please give me this man, I would kill for someone like Aro being so attentive and kind. I feel like he would absolutely do anything for you if you had his heart....but like I mentioned before, I can see him being over the top too much and like our human hearts would need a break from him being so overbearing at times. I know I will cry if things get too intense. I would have for him to see me cry, that shit would make him feel worse.

[starstabberzirc]

Short answer: really not sure yet, I'm still brainstorming bosses and puzzles. The simpler demo will probably be five to ten levels, each with a different background pulled from Wikimedia Commons and titled things like "the Burlap Level" or "Stage 3: Brocade Wallpaper Planet".

Long answer: for the full version of the game there's a very vague plot: Zirc is working a menial job on a planet that is seized by the Repugnante Armada, and when a donut he was saving is stolen he vows revenge and spends the rest of the game first taking down a variety of Repugnante facilities (some military, others related to catering to their upcoming Victory Feast) then finally invading Planet Slimeozoid to get his donut back and/or kill the Generalissimo. The number of levels will be directly connected to how many puzzles/bosses I can cram in (and/or how many funny level themes I come up with.)

Even longer answer: if Tumblr had a spreadsheet option I'd go into more detail but here's a list of what I've got so far with links to any existing posts exploring the levels or things within them:

Janet (Jeans Planet) and the Soup Factory

Capital Planet Capstone

The Astro-Burbs

The Cola Refineries of Gas Giant Yex

Space Chicago and its Atomic Relish Reactors

The Spice Mines of Kernel-XI

The Mixed Nut Forests of Planet Bosco (the Sciurophidius one)

The Wildberry Seas of Beach Planet Bingo

The Spudsteroid Belt

The Drywall Planet

The Bonus Realms of Zone P-618

The Buffalo Ranch of Bumblefrick Seven

The Jagweed Plains of Planet Quimbambus

One where you alter shipping schedules so the air-freshener tankers from gas giants made of perfume instead of ones made of stink

Quisto Mines

The Vaults of Snib where you loot tombs looking for the Cursëd Blade

The Whale Graveyards of the Pfluegar Star-Sea

Planet Slimeozoid, aka Slimeotron Prime

The Quadruple Feast-Moons of Frabjus, Pomskizillius, Razztwazzle, and Quince

And that's not counting the dance party challenges, the Office Job mini "game", &c.

#game design

[themagnusbane]

All of 'Dem Things

It finally hit me that I should probably create a pinned post so my crackpot of a blog is slightly more navigable. So here you go.

Name is Noria. Pronouns are she/her. I use queer as an umbrella term because it best captures my experience as a biromantic graysexual who's attracted to women, non-binary folx, pretty boys, and G-Dragon (who is technically a pretty boy. But my man is his own category. It is what it is).

Currently watching: Between Us, GAP the Series, My School President, Old Fashion Cupcake

Present obsession: Love in the Air, KinnPorsche

All-time obsession: Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Modaozushi), One Piece, Sandman comic, Death (as a concept), RPGs, especially Mass Effect and Dragon Age (Yes. BioWare owns my ass. Corporate fucks!).

Show Reviews/Thoughts

Gap the series: Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6, Episode 7, Episode 8, Episode 9, Episode 10, Episode 11, Episode 12

Fanfic (in order of most recent):

Never Have I Ever (Love in the Air) one shot.

Prapai finally apologies for the twink he had draped over him in episode 12. All hail the gremlin king: Saifha!!

31 Days of Wei Wuxian (Mo dao zu shi) 1/31.

It's meant to be a collection of one shots and drabbles, based off the 2021 Mayhem November prompts. I will probably get back to this soon)

The Killing Machine (Shadowhunters) 3/12.

Two separate assassin groups, pair up to kill the fucker who's put a price on their heads and on the heads of those they love. Everybody's an assassin. Except for Luke. And everybody's fucking. My ass hasn't updated this in 4 years. I need to rewatch the show if I plan on continuing this. I probably should. I hate leaving this uncompleted).

Woven in my Soul (Shadowhunters) 1/10.

What if the devil employs the services of an angel, to locate his missing prince of hell? Alec's an angel (because of course he is). Magnus's the prince of hell (duh!). And their union is about to be cataclysmic. Or it would be. If I got my head out of my ass and actually continued writing this. Urgh. I really need to rewatch Shadowhunters this holiday, so I can finish up the two fics.

Spotter (Shadowhunters) one shot.

Jace drags Alec to the gym where he meets very buff, very foine Magnus Bane. Magnus is a babe and he knows it. Honestly this is one of my most closest to life fic experiences. Cuz I did become a gym nut for a short period of time, cuz of a crush and what can I say? No knowledge or experience is ever wasted!

31 Days of Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters) 31/31

A collection of ficlets and drabbles celebrating Magnus Bane in all his magnificent glory. And unlike my Wei Wuxian one, this one is actually complete. I really should finish Wei Wuxian's fic though. Urgh!

And So It Begins (Shadowhunters Universe - TDA) one shot

Domestic fluff that has Max Lightwood-Bane asking a ton of questions, nudging his parents into getting him a sibling. Honestly this is more Shadowhunters universe than the TV show, as neither Max nor Rafa made it to the show, but they are in the books.

It's Time to Lose Your Virginity Brother Dearest (Shadowhunters) 9/9

Magnus is a stripper. Alec's having a birthday. There's some plot in there somewhere. This was actually inspired by a prompt from a tumblr mutual who isn't on here anymore, and was a blast to write.

Happy Birthday, Beautiful (Shadowhunters World Inverted) one shot

Takes place in the world inverted shadowhunters universe. Magnus isn't interested in celebrating his birthday. Alec, his boyfriend, and party planner extraordinaire, disagrees. This was my first fic on AO3 after years of lurking. Still holds a special place in my heart, truth be told.

Ficlets and drabbles

#masterpost #shadowhunters #gap the series #love in the air #mo dao su zhi

[ff7central]

Mod Miri here! Today on the blog we have Upside (she/they), who can be found here on Tumblr and Archive of Our Own. 

General FF7 Questions

Who is your favourite character from the FFVII setting? What do you love about them?

I write most often with Sephiroth and Cloud, but my favorite character is Barret. I love Barret and I always have. He starts out rough and gruff, but you find out fast he is not at all. He fights because he feels he has to. Most of all I love that he is a great father. It's a huge point of contention that he leaves Marlene behind, but I think it gets glossed over that it kills him to not be with her. If he's with her, however, it means he isn't fighting to make sure she has a future worth living, but every moment away he is thinking about her and missing her terribly. I love him. I love that inner conflict and the guilt he faces and fights past. He's just so *chef's kiss*

Favourite party (three person team) idea when playing FFVII? They don’t have to actually work mechanically (or even be possible in the game), just that you like the idea of them together as a fighting party.

Cloud-Barret-Nanaki. I don't know why I played as these guys so much. I forced myself to try and even out the team XP, but I always came back to these guys.

Is there a headcannon or AU you want to see more of?

That's a question I'm more likely to ask everyone else. I'm always coming up with headcanons and AUs. They just pour out of me. I can't really think of one that's stuck with me for super long.

Do you have a favourite memory associated with FF7 (any part of compilation) or something particular you did while playing (such as what you named the characters, or how you arranged your materia) that you think is unique that you'd like to share?

Creator Questions

Who has been the most difficult character to write/draw? Who has been the easiest?

Aerith. I love her and her characterization, but she is a tough nut to crack for me. She is a far, far cry from a damsel needing rescue, but there's a lot of issues to unpack for her. A lot of secrets she never told and probably planned to. I struggle to reach the parts of her that probably did need help without taking away the chaos and the strength she 100% had.

What’s your ideal creating environment? Background noise/silence, indoors/outdoors, desk/couch, etc.?

I am a freak of nature. I write best in a silent room, laying down or sprawled over a couch. It doesn't have to be dark, but it does have to be inside.

What’s your creative process look like? Pantser/Emotive Writer/Gardener or Planner/Structured Writer/Architect? (Do you outline or just go with the flow?) If you’re an artist, do you do a lot of sketches, or just dive right in? Backgrounds first, or the main focal point? Multiple layers or all in one?

I'm a definite pantser. I go with the flow, but it only works so long as there is a flow. I'm trying desperately to at least make a general outline of fics now and I write those in pencil so I can't say I lost the drafts.

What do you do when you get stuck on a project?

Walk away. Sometimes literally. I'll go for a walk and just think it over, try and walk a mile in the character's shoes. Sometimes (often) I walk away for far too long.

Do you do commissions, requests, or prompts? (If you have a page for it, drop a link.)

I take headcanon prompts almost all the time on tumblr. On occasion I will do full-fic requests in exchange for a charity donation (your choice).

Which of your works is the most memorable to you? I don’t necessarily mean favourite or best work, it could be the work that taught you the most through making it or that holds a special reason in its creation. Drop a link.

Test Notes from the ShinRa Handheld Portal Device is a fic I wrote, in several large chunks during Do Good Weirdly sessions in the Summer and Winter. This event is a huge challenge but a ton of fun. Authors and Artists from fandoms all over spend a set amount of time just creating non-stop. At the end, the creators donate to a charity of their choice. It is an amazing time to spend with some rad and creative people and I highly recommend joining us this winter for the next session

Without them I never would have written this crossover fic I'm insanely proud of: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32666962/chapters/81036598

It’s hard for me to go through everything you’ve done to pick stuff to mention. Is there a particular piece you’d like plugged, other than the one in the last question?

Nerd Chic is my most popular fic. It's an ASGZC slow burn where Cloud gets glasses: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3170231/chapters/6884306

I also particularly love You are What you Eat. It's cheesy, sappy soul mate fun and good for a rainy day: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22742071/chapters/54342010

Community/Fandom Questions

What aspects of fandom spark the most joy for you?

The people. There is negativity everywhere, but once you curate your followers and your friends there's nothing that can beat just seeing what the people you let around you create. Y'all are amazing.

Is there something you'd like to see more of in the community?

Commenting and Reblogging. I'm guilty of liking and moving on and forgetting, but art and fic die if it doesn't spread around. Reblog and Comment if you like it and want to see more. It means more to the creators. It really does.

Anything you’d like to say to the community?

Thanks for making this a space that has sparked so much joy. I've loved this game since I was a kid and I'm so happy to just sit and talk with others who do too.

Is there a work belonging to someone else that you’d like to plug?

I love Pedulum by Evil Robot Cat: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3170231/chapters/6884306

And also all of the Cat's artwork. It's good stuff

I would also recommend all of Illusioneery's work art and fic. There's a lot to pick from.

Thanks so much for joining me, Upside! You are a pleasure to have in our community. 

Interested in participating in a FF7Central interview, or nominating someone? Check out the form here.

#ff7c interview #upsideanddown

[what-if-i-just-did]

Open letter to my ex who doesn't even have Tumblr (to my knowledge).

Trigger warnings for: frequent attempted suicide by loved ones, feeling guilty for suicidality of loved ones, unrequited love resulting in toxic relationship, numbness, self-harm by cutting and the resulting scars, anorexia, bulimia, attempted suicide by paracetamol overdose and jumping in front of a train, making fun of serious situations, mental institutions, smoking, alcohol, failing school, hospitals, queer suffering, flashbacks, pedophilia, non-descript bad parents, probably more. Just, all the trigger warnings.

Thinking back to the days when you tried to kill yourself.

Feeling like a zombie, hollow, and yet on hyper alert at the same time, for days. Telling all my teachers that if my phone rang during a lesson, I would have to pick it up. You never called.

I still went to school. I woke up worried sick about you and I went about my day like everything was fine. Staying up all night so I'd be awake if you called with news. If someone else called with news.

I remember never crying. I remember sitting on a trash can in my garden and talking to you on the phone while you tried to leave the world and me behind. I remember leaving the phone for a few minutes to argue with my mom about being allowed to call with you- when I came back, you'd taken the pills.

I remember leaving my school books at home so I could pack clean clothes into my school bag. I didn't think you'd have them at the hospital, I didn't think anyone else would have thought to bring any. I was ready to ditch school at a second's notice, half-way through a lesson, if you said you needed me. You didn't let me see you.

I didn't have any friends. The only person at school who actually knew why I was on emergency standby was my biology teacher, who I still think is one of the coolest dudes on the planet. I chatted for hours with this one person online who I didn't know anything about, not even their name. We didn't actually talk, we just rp'd for hours when I should've been doing schoolwork.

I remember driving my parents nuts because I was willing to break every single one of their rules if it meant it might help you. I remember how they tried to be supportive while still trying to get me to take care of myself, and how I was willing to burn myself to the ground if it meant you would look at my dying flame and I would know you were alright.

I remember going through a mixed Hell of numbness, worry, guilt, grief. I remember the comedic tiktoks you made from your hospital bed, and thinking, "How can you joke about this? This huge, silent burden that I carry around for days at a time, and you're joking about it to strangers online instead of reassuring me that you're okay?"

I remember somewhere, silently realizing that you never actually cared about me the way I cared about you. You couldn't even tell me you were alive, you didn't even want me at your bedside. I remember denying that out loud, but within, I knew this was where our relationship was failing.

I remember feeling like a failure because I couldn't stop you from trying to leave. My being here wasn't enough to make you want to fight to stay, and my trying to convince you (begging, pleading, manipulating, distracting) only lasted until I left for a few minutes to argue with my mom.

I remember being so calm, when we were calling. It scared me. It's still the first reaction I have when I get calls like that. I remember asking you about how many pills you were taking, and saying "Okay." when you said, "A normal amount." I remember how you laughed and asked if I just believed that. I remember having to ask four times, worried now, to find out you lied to me, and I believed you because I trusted you. I remember asking about how much pills you were taking, how deep you were cutting, how many cigarettes you took with you. I remember how you accused me of only asking to relay that information, asking me who I was calling, yelling. Like I could ever have betrayed you like that, even if it meant saving your life. I was never a snitch. The only person I was calling with was you.

I remember how you barely ate. I remember how the scars looked, covering your arms, and the way you wore short sleeves outside like you were flaunting them, yelling at the world that you're fucked up. I remember starting to like your cigarettes more and more. I remember sharing the alcohol with you that I stole from my mom. I remember the way you sounded when you took 21 paracetamol, when you took 25, when you took 27, when you took 18. I remember hating myself for how I couldn't save you.

I remember visiting you in that fucking mental hospital. I remember going to buy beer and smoking the cigarettes they let you have there. I remember how I wasn't allowed to see your room. I remember how you looked happier there than you had at home. I remember wondering how much of it your little sister could understand.

You know I still smoke? I used to hate smokers. You know I can't ever see paracetamol without thinking of you? I have them in my bag 24/7 because of my headaches, too. Not that you ever knew about those.

I keep thinking about how those days, weeks, months, affected where I am now.

The person I used to text for hours? I've video called with them so many times now. I know their name, their emotions, their dog. I would die for them. I still don't think they know about those days.

My biology teacher isn't my teacher anymore. I still hug him every time I see him. I remember how he told me about all the friends he lost to suicide. I remember thinking it was part of my legacy, in a way, as a queer person. To lose people like that. I was terrified.

I have the sound of my phone off most of the time now. It still feels bad sometimes, like I should always be available. I don't need to be. I am not the only person my friends lean on for support.

I still react the exact same way to emergency suicidal situations as I did to yours. I guess you trained me, in that way. I'm the only one of my friends who could keep a level head when one of us was begging and pleading with us to let him jump in front of a train. We held on to him. I'm the only one who didn't cry.

I still know everything I researched back then. I know all of the non-religious cemeteries in our entire city. I know the exact medical procedure for paracetamol overdose. I know how deep is dangerous with cutting and I know how to disinfect wounds. I know how long you can go without food, without water. I know all about the teenage mental health care in this country.

I still never cry. I still look at that trashcan and remember looking up at the moon as I listened to you cry. I still wonder what it would have been like if you just let me visit you in the hospital. I still remember the lyrics to all the songs I wrote. I still barely take my actual school books to school. I still don't put my phone on airplane mode overnight like my dad says I should. I still have calls where I try to convince my friends not to kill themselves, where I distract them from their suicidality, where I walk them through cleaning up and disinfecting themselves after they self-harm. I'm still not a snitch. But if dumping a friend on their parents or the school with a warning label and no explanation is what it takes for them to be alive, then that's what I'll do. If you had ever chosen an actual effective way of suicide, you would've been dead about six times over. My friends now are smarter. I'm not making that mistake again. I still get flashbacks to then. I still remember you, like nostalgia but the bad kind.

You've blocked me on social media. You've forgotten how I was the only one you could actually lean on and you took me for granted. Or maybe you just never noticed. I know your life got so much worse once I wasn't in the picture anymore. I know your life is kind of in order now, if we consider that you're a minor sleeping and living with a guy who's six years older than you and your parents are alright with that. I know it's definetly been in worse states.

I just needed to tell you that I remember that one night, after we made love, after you gave me my first tattoo and we watched a movie on your laptop. You were asleep against me, lying on my chest in a kind of way, and I was awake all night, stroking your hair, doting it with little kisses, and counting myself lucky.

The morning after, you made pancakes, and we stole your parents beer and you thought it would be funny to cut yourself sneakily in front of me and I caught you. I puked in your toilet that night, because you were dishonoring our agreement by cutting yourself in front of me, so why should I bother to not puke? I felt so fucking guilty. You never found out.

But that night. That night was perfect. That night was my idea of Heaven. That night was safe; you were safe in my arms, I could feel your breaths and heartbeat. And I felt safe, in your stupid little shed, in our beautiful little bubble, I felt safe from all the monsters outside.

#tw self harm #tw suicide #tw disordered eating #it's 1am right now no I am not okay

[rosieartsie]

Happy STS! How do your characters fare in a survival setting? (lost in the woods/stuck on a deserted island/etc) Who is immediately suggesting cannibalism? Who's adamant that they’re all gonna make it? Who takes this as a chance to become a ‘wild person’ and wear mud facepaint and no clothes?

Oh my goodness I have so many of these to answer for you I'm so sorry lmao- thank you for always thinking of me even though I regularly disappear from Tumblr lol Let's see... I'll go with some of my ladies for this one.

Jane is definitely adamant everyone's gonna be fine. She's never really been in a survival situation, but how hard can it be? Especially with a group of people to work with, Jane's positive they're gonna be okay. She's resourceful and has the science know-how to probably figure out a lot of the survival basics through experimentation, but for sure she'd probably drive people nuts with her happy go lucky, it's all good, we can make it out here attitude.

Setsulin would suggest cannibalism as a joke, but it's not a joke, she's not joking, she will eat people to make it home alive. You'll think it's a joke by how she says it, how she smiles about it, but it's NOT A JOKE.

Honestly? Setsulin would probably also go full no clothes mud facepaint too lol, just really let herself be as wild as she is at heart. This would likely terrify everyone she's stuck with, but it also means if anything tries to attack them, you don't have to worry, Setsu will kill it with her teeth. If Setsu and Jane were together some how in this hypothetical stranded situation?

.... They'd be insufferable lmao

#thank you for the ask! #Setsulin #Jane #oc shit