#trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them

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What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:

Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?

Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.

What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:

Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!

Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #greenwood the great #silvans #talking to trees #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #oropher

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Young Aragorn: *bemoaning his crush on Arwen, that he hasn’t told anyone about yet, to the trees surrounding imlardis*

Legolas, in Mirkwood, hearing of Aragorn’s crush via the tree grapevine and bolting towards Imlardis at Mach 10: *bursting through the trees* YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON WHO!?!

#lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #mirkwood #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #aragorn #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them #silvans talk to trees #you never know if a silvan overhears you when you talk in a forest #how legolas learned of Aragorn’s crush on Arwen

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Oropher: *talking about how he can’t wait to see Cloudryad again after millenia of seperation now that doriath has been destroyed once*

Cloudryad, through her tree telepathy: go back and get the twin peredhels

Oropher:… what?

Cloudryad: GO BACK AND GET ELURED AND ELURIN, DORIATH HAS BEEN RAIDED FOR A SECOND TIME AND THEY’VE BEEN ABANDONED IN THE SNOW. GO. GET. YOUR. NEPHEWS!

Oropher: ok ok!

#oropher #cloudryad #oropher and cloudryad are the go enemies to lovers #but god is oropher a simp for her #still scary af though #cloudryad’s the only that can get him to do smth he doesn’t want to #elured and elurin #elured and elurin are adopted into the silvans #elured #elurin #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr elves #silmarillion #the hobbit #silvans #silvans can talk to trees #trees are gossips and the silvans regularly have bitch sessions with them