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shhhhimwatchingthis · 20 days
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just started the X-Files after years of Pop Culture osmosis, parody, references and memes
But holy shit did none of you prepare me for the pathetic wet cat rizz of Fox Mulder. Puppy dog eyes every other scene. He loses every stand off with every other government agent, military op, co-worker he bumps into. Sassy little quips in between getting his ass kicked and the puppy dog eyes. he's deeply traumatized. he has no social life. he never knows whats going on. he's one of the smartest people in any room he's in and knows more than most what's going on.
This guy is just sopping wet vibes, desperate need to believe, and love for Scully. Character of all time.
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bumblesteak · 6 months
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New clothes, same deep sea spellcaster
Lamari 🐙
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time-woods · 6 months
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I DID IT OK I MADE HIM A PROPER EXOSKELETON
its like his true exoskeleton or smthing the suit is a false one blahblahblah
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I'm taking a little break from hug-starion to work on a much more complicated piece. Its gonna have colour 😱
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barbarian-angel · 2 months
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The biggest fuckery the universe pulled was making me so goddamn attractive and also aroace. I’m sorry everyone that I’m soo fucking beautiful and pleasant to be around but please I am begging you. Don’t fall for me! It’s a trap! I will not reciprocate like you want!
On my knees in the most non-sexual way
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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Bitches be like " can't wait for Bruce to die lmao" and then have 10 consecutive panic attacks when Bruce gets sick for longer than a week (Jason Todd, Jason Todd is bitches)
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merakiui · 3 months
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there are no words to express how crazy i am going right now (part two).
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poplopovich · 2 months
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Go off Kim!
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yo-yo-yoshiko · 8 months
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Anytime characters swap bodies I always think about which of our silly little guys gets a break from their usual trash bod/brain.
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ritsuka...
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whenigetboredijust · 2 months
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Do yall ever wonder if Vaggie grew out her hair like that bc she missed the weight and feeling of her wings touching her back? You know, after they got ripped off?
Cos I do :’(
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randomitemdrop · 11 months
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Item: liquor decanter shaped like a gun; only for use by the coolest and toughest badasses, obviously, preventing anybody that's not a cool brave macho alpha from getting into your booze, because no mewling little wimp could handle such a badass tough-guy drink like Gun Juice.
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catmask · 1 year
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something about a protagonist being from the horror genre in general just makes them sexier i literally couldnt tell you what it is
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joejoeba · 9 months
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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 4 months
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Grouchy teenager middle aged man
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cod-dump · 6 months
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Flash, after seeing the 141 is visiting: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL MOOSE THIS IS SO COOL!
Graves: Flash no- and he's gone
*Meanwhile in Moose's office*
Flash, busting down the door: Moose you'll never believe this! The Ghost is here! Isn't that so cool?!
Moose, shaking violently under his desk: NO
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