#toss a coin to your witcher

[cat-cosplay]

🎶 Toss a coin to your Hisser...🎶

#jaskier #the witcher #toss a coin to your witcher #snake #tw snakes #cw snakes #snek #silly #april fools #april fool's day

[yaskie]

Source: TWITTER Toss a coin to your witcher weapon And Joey Batey is so happy! Our bard is happy!

#the witcher netflix #the witcher #joey batey #jaskier #geralt of rivia #toss a coin to your witcher #bard #geraskier

[finleycannotdraw]

cutesy little sketch while I put off working on homework and an angsty painting

anyway I just think they deserve to be soft

#the witcher #finley cannot draw #geraskier #the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #jaskier the witcher #jaskier pankratz #julian alfred pankratz #geralt x jaskier #LISTEN. THE SONGS ARE ABOUT GERALT ANYWAY. #THEYRE ALLOWED TO BE SOFT #geralt: *covered in dubious monster contaminants* #jaskier: MOVE IM GAY #toss a coin to your witcher #the witcher fanart

[queerstudiesnatural]

Toss A Coin To Your Witcher on tenor viola da gamba and lute 🎶

#rain posts #rain.music #viola da gamba #lute #bard #bardcore #lutenist #gambist #early music #musicians on tumblr #the witcher #jaskier #toss a coin to your witcher

[kingthunder]

Analysis of Jaskier's songs from s1—

—and how they reflect the narrative events and Jaskier's character arc through the show. I'm trying to keep this as canon as possible and not look at it through shipping goggles, but there is textual stuff about Jaskier's relationship with and love for Geralt that's impossible to ignore.

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher: Jaskier’s first big break, the famous and famously annoying Toss a Coin. He wrote this when he was around eighteen and it definitely feels immature. He’s cracking bad jokes like “elf on a shelf” (god I hate that one, it grates me every time) and substituting “bleat” for “beat.” He’s taking enormous creative liberties with facts. And he’s being a little thoughtless; in his enthusiasm to hero-wash Geralt, he’s throwing elves under the bus, calling them devils and pests while he’s talking about Geralt as a friend to “humanity.” (more about this when we get into some of his later songs and his time as the Sandpiper)

This is an upbeat, catchy (and kind of shallow) song that I mentally classify as one of his “narrative” songs. It tells a story. It feels optimistic, much like Jaskier himself at this point in his life. After all, this is the kid who saw a big scary witcher brooding in a corner and decided that nothing could go wrong by following him around. He’s got a head full of heroics and heartbreak and nothing is going to dissuade him, not even being nearly killed. This song is a perfect time capsule of the beginning of Jaskier’s career and also the beginning of his long-running relationship with Geralt.

The Fishmonger’s Daughter: Jaskier plays this at Calanthe’s court when she orders him to play “a jig.” It seems like a pretty typical bawdy tavern song, the kind where you try to drum up audience participation. Most of the court seems to know it and sing along with it. No idea if Jaskier wrote this himself. He probably didn’t. It seems like one of those songs that everyone just knows.

Her Sweet Kiss: This song makes me feel deranged. This is definitely a Jaskier original. We see him writing and noodling with it at the beginning of The Mountain (tm) and asking other people if his lyrics are scanning well. He’s been traveling with Geralt on and off for about twenty years now, so he’s forty years old or close to it. He’s seen some shit, and part of the shit he’s seen has been Geralt and Yennefer’s relationship. He is not a fan. He is so deeply not a fan that he’s writing a whole song about it. But also? He’s putting himself in the song too, and he’s putting his heart on his sleeve, the same way that he tries to do when he talks to Geralt about going to the coast. The lyrics of this song are about three people—a man (Geralt), a woman (Yennefer), and the singer (Jaskier). It’s about how the woman is bad for the man, and how much the singer loves the man.

Whether you see Jaskier’s feelings for Geralt as romantic or not, these are the facts:

He doesn’t like Yennefer or think that she’s good for Geralt, and says so, repeatedly, both in casual conversation and in his music. In the song, he writes, “She’s always bad news, it’s always lose-lose” and that, “She’ll destroy with her sweet kiss.” 

In the song, Jaskier calls Geralt “my love” and says, “I’m weak, my love, and I am wanting.”

He asks Geralt to go to the coast with him, so they can “work out what pleases” them. He wants them to stay together and not go their separate ways like they often do.

Immediately after this plea, Geralt goes straight to Yennefer and (just in case anyone was doubting that Her Sweet Kiss was about the three of them) Geralt and Yennefer fuck while an instrumental version of Her Sweet Kiss plays over the sex. I still can’t believe the showrunners did that. That was A Damn Choice. (deranged, I am deranged about everything about this)

The kicker is that the song wasn’t even finished when Geralt flipped his lid and shouted Jaskier off The Mountain (tm) and out of his life. Which means that Jaskier, alone and heartbroken (his own words from s2), finished this song and published it afterwards, even knowing that the entire situation had gone tits up and that he might not even see Geralt or Yennefer again. Maybe it gave him some catharsis to sing it, who knows.

This isn’t a shallow catchy tune like Toss a Coin or even Fishmonger’s Daughter. It’s deeply personal and a tonal shift from his previous music.

(and it makes me deranged)

Stay tuned for my season 2 thoughts!

#witcher #jaskier #jaskier meta #julian alfred pankratz #toss a coin to your witcher #the fishmonger's daughter #her sweet kiss #come for the music stay for the author losing their shit over every single choice the showrunners made about her sweet kiss #song analysis series #geralt #yennefer #witcher meta #jaskier's songs

[moonlightpirate]

#not mine #found it funny #thought you guys may enjoy #jaskier the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #toss a coin to your witcher

[makeshift-prime-art]

It’s time for my annual Jaskier redraw!

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#my art #illustration #jaskier fanart #the witcher jaskier #the witcher fanart #the witcher #the witcher netflix #witcher netflix #toss a coin to your witcher #witcher fanart #redraw #redrawing old art

[th3archivist]

If The Amazing Devil has ten thousand fans, i am one of them.

If The Amazing Devil has a hundred fans, i am one of them.

If The Amazing Devil has ten fans, i am one of them.

If The Amazing Devil has one fan, that fan is me.

If The Amazing Devil has no fans, i have succumbed to the Witcher brainrot and passed.

#the amazing devil #gods i love them #joey batey #his vOICE #it’s heavenly #these mfs better play at my funeral istg #madeleine hyland #the vocals #i die #it is actually insulting that they don’t have more listens #appreciate them dammit #love run #the horror and the wild #ruin #and all of joeys witcher songs #toss a coin to your witcher #her sweet kiss #the golden one #extraordinary things #burn butcher burn #the song of the seven #gods the last minute of that one #i ascend to the heavens when i hear it #UGH

[mochalottie]

Masterlist

(Because even though no one asked for one...I wanted to do it to keep my brain entertained)

Avatar (Cameron Movies)

Oel Ngati Kameie (37k+ words) Series about Spider being adopted into the Sully. Post Way of Water.

To protect (2k words) Oneshot about Spider being injured on the SeaDragon.

Baby Mine (6.5k words) 5 times Spider called someone Mom or Dad and one time someone called him Son.

Eywa Provides (23k words) Multi chapter, complete - Feral Na'vi Spider living alone in the forest who is, surprise surprise, adopted by the Sullys.

Our Hearts Beat in the Womb of the World (115k words) Multi chapter, complete - Spider is adopted by Tonowari and Ronal. That's it. That's the fic.

For the Nights and Days of Life (387k words) Multi chapter, complete - All humans leave Pandora after the final battle leaving Spider behind. Oh, and he’s blessed by Eywa. That’s it. That’s the fic.

You Brought light, and new life (78k words) Multi chapter, complete - The comfort fic/sequel that everyone (surprisingly) wanted and I definitely needed.

What am I supposed to do, dance with it? (8k) Oneshot - Spider turns into a tiger. That's it. That's the fic.

Let the Wind Carry Us to the Clouds Multi chapter, ongoing - Aka the ikran racing!au I've snatched up and twisted into my own version, which features some Nocorro but centrics around our boy Spider!

Every Family has Someone Who Falls Multi chapter, ongoing - the time loop au where Spider is thoroughly put through the wringer.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

When You Can't Look on the Brightside, I'll Sit with You in the Dark (63k words) Multi chapter - a Zukka Alice in Wonderland AU where Sokka is Alice and Ozai is the Red King.

If Music is the Food of Love, Play On (4k words) Oneshot - Zuko essentially pining after Sokka in a Modern AU

Final Fantasy XV

Stronger than the Tides (13k words) Oneshot - Mermaid AU for Reverse Big Bang 2023

Blessed be the Boys Time Can't Capture (6k words) Oneshot - heads of families in Eos are vessels for the Greek Gods.

FFXV Song ficlets Series of Oneshots based on songs by Lauv. Includes multiple ships and AUs.

New Dawn (74k words) Multi chapter, complete - Ignis x Male!OC

Star Wars Prequels

Rock You Like a Hurricane Multi chapter, second part abandoned -The Obikin Band AU with Obi-Wan on drums, Anakin with vocals, Rex on Bass and Ahsoka on Guitar

The Mandalorian

Chakaar (22k words) Oneshot - Din Djarin x Male!OC Where a curious thief gets too involved with a grumpy Mandalorian and gains a family in return.

Inheritance Cycle

The World Ahead Multi chapter, incomplete - The Eragon/LOTR crossover that no one seemed to need, but two people very much wanted.

The Witcher

Destiny Changed Series of Oneshots - Jaskier is a Witcher and falls in love for Geralt the Nobleman. That's it, that's the series.

Voltron Legendary Defender

Space Family to the Rescue (1k words) Oneshot - Sick Keith is cared for by his Space Family.

Love is Endless (6k words) Oneshot - Keith pines for Lance in a Modern AU.

(Techni)Colour Vision (60k words) Multi chapter, complete - Klance through many film AUs.

#avatar way of water #avatar the last airbender #final fantasy xv #star wars prequels #the mandalorian #inheritance cycle #toss a coin to your witcher #voltron legendary defender #lottie writes fanfic #writers on tumblr #masterlist

[takapuolikuu]

#the witcher #witcher #witcher memes #geralt #roach #toss a coin to your witcher #look at my horse my horse is amazing

[cat-cosplay]

"Toss a 🐟 to your Witcher."

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #jaskier #toss a coin to your witcher #geralt #armor #leather

[itosevenito]

I went into a shop today and the music that was playing was "toss a coin to your witcher" I've never been so proud of a shop before

#the witcher #dandilion #toss a coin to your witcher #best song #jaskier

[harleycao]

This poll is aimed specifically at people who have read The Witcher book series and/or played the games and not those who have only watched the show.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #poll #witcher #henry cavill #andrzej sapkowski #jaskier #song #best song #toss a coin to your witcher #the ride of the witcher #the song of the white wolf #joey batey

[whitetyger123]

Jaskier song poll! (Hopefully) in order that they happen

#i would have added All Is Not As It Seems and A Little Sacrifice but i don't have 12 option polls yet! #Jaskier #The Witcher #joey batey #toss a coin to your witcher #the fishmonger's daughter #her sweet kiss #burn butcher burn #the golden one #whoreson's prison blues #extraordinary things #enchanted flowers #ride of the witcher

[fustianriddles]

Toss a coin to your very tired tailor! Managed to get Jaskier done just in time for the Texas Renaissance Festival.

Am I singing the breakup song of the century in a chapel? Yes.

#the witcher #jaskier #dandilion #toss a coin to your witcher #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #texas renaissance festival #ren faire #burn butcher burn

[underpreparedbard]

Do you like Jaskier songs?

Do you know all the words?

Wanna prove it?

Of course you do. Your wish is my command. Enjoy!

#jaskier #witcher jaskier #the witcher #witcher netflix #the witcher netflix #dandelion #Julian Alfred pankratz #viscount de lettenhove #toss a coin to your witcher #...and others #honestly I'm really bored and trying to avoid doing the dishes #hope this is actually fun