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in the tags

say what you think prev's url means

#i believe it means prev is an extremely intelligent and beautiful atheist

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agent on the phone with jim parsons in 2007: great news! that pilot you were in got picked up by cbs! you’re gonna be the lead in a sitcom!  2007 jim parsons: that’s so great!!!!!!!!!  2019 jim parsons, haggard, holding a gun: don’t you fucking move, jim 2007 jim parsons: [to his agent] hold, please. [to jim] who… are you??? 2019 jim parsons: can’t you see, jimmy? i’m you. you from the future 2007 jim parsons: that’s crazy, that’s impossible 2019 jim parsons: maybe to you, but i’ve learned enough quantum physics from being on that soul-sucking show for 12 goddamn years to know how to build a time machine 2007 jim parsons: 12… years??  2019 jim parsons: that’s right jimmy. 12 fucking years!!!!!! 2007 jim parsons: do i at least make a lot of money???  2019 jim parsons: oh, you’re the highest paid actor on television, baby 2007 jim parsons: well isn’t that a good thing, at least??? 2019 jim parsons: sure, if you don’t mind everyone yelling “bazinga” at you as you walk down the street 2007 jim parsons: ….b…bazinga???  2019 jim parsons: look at him, so naive, so innocent, just a kid….  2007 jim parsons: fine i won’t take the job. i’ll just spend the rest of my career in the background of low budget gay indie dramas. is that what you want?? 2019 jim parsons: good kid.  2007 jim parsons: now please … put the gun down 2019 jim parsons: oh this? this isn’t a gun, it’s an electron ray from the planet klingon audience: *laughs uproariously*  2007 jim parsons: where did that laughter come from??? you didn’t even say anything funny….. 2019 jim parsons: oh you can hear them too??? thank god i’m not alone. they follow me everywhere…… haunting me……  2007 jim parsons, to his agent over the phone: actually, i don’t think i can take the job. scheduling conflict agent: oh that’s a shame it tested great with audiences it could’ve been a great vehicle for the rest of your career 2019 jim parsons: *scoffs* rest of your career….  agent: well, if you say so 2007 jim parsons: bye [flips cellphone to end call]  2019 jim parsons: (he begins to fade in opacity and float into the air. before he disappears completely, he whispers) thank you………… 

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Canada’s Department of National Defence (DND) will host trial sessions for Israeli arms technology used to kill Palestinians and maintain apartheid and occupation during a three-week “sandbox” event in Alberta next month.

From May 27 to June 21, DND is giving a select group of military suppliers the chance to test products that are designed to counter aerial drones, with direct assistance from Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) staff and experts. Among those selected is a company called “Twenty20 Insight Inc.,” which is testing the “Smash Hopper counter-drone weapon station.”

The “Smash Hopper” is a remote control weapon system developed and manufactured by Israeli arms company “Smart Shooter,” whose technology is deployed by the Israeli military in fortifications that are used to suppress Palestinian dissent in the occupied West Bank, as well as in military hardware currently being used in Israel’s assault on Gaza.

As reported by AP News in November 2022, Smart Shooter developed remote control turrets deployed by Israel that fire tear gas, stun grenades and sponge-tipped bullets at Palestinian protesters in the occupied West Bank.

Omar Shakir, the Israel and Palestine Director at Human Rights Watch, told AP: “This system will only [...] further grave Israeli human rights abuse and further the Israeli army’s abuses and the Israeli government’s crimes against humanity of apartheid and persecution against millions of Palestinians.” [...]

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Tagging: @newsfromstolenland, @abpoli, @vague-humanoid

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The whole thing is heartbreaking of course and I understand why and how Anakin lost the fight, but it is at least on SOME level REALLY FUNNY TO ME that Anakin gets his ass handed to him by Obi-Wan on Mustafar. 

Like. The Chosen One. Full Darksider, Full Rage Mode, peak of his power and youth and physical prowess. He’s all-in, he’s outright sold his soul to Satan and killed a bunch of people AND now even Padme told him to get bent. He’s got every reason in the world to put 1000% Force Rage Power into this fight. And yet. He loses. Against a dude who doesn’t even wanna be there, who is soul-crushingly sad about everything, and who spends most of the fight not even actively trying to kill him because he really doesn’t want to. Like, the last thing Obi-Wan says to him before lopping off his limbs is basically a plea to NOT MAKE HIM DO IT. I know Obi-Wan is amazing (do I even need to say this) so it’s not like I’m SHOCKED that he could kick someone’s ass, but the whole thing is still hilarious to me even if it also makes me so very sad. 

All that, and Anakin still loses the fight. Way to go, Anakin. Way to go. Now everyone’s still dead and Obi-Wan is even sadder and you lost like 65% of your body and got yourself set on fucking fire. What a week of excellent choice-making this has been for you, buddy. Nothing but home runs.  

It gets better when you realize that their final fight, in which Obi-Wan literally dies, isn’t even a slam dunk for Vader. Obes basically LETS him kill him, and then to top it off he up and disappears, leaving Vader standing there awkwardly all ??????? I love it. I LOVE IT. There’s Anakin out there, being the Supreme Force God and trying to figure out how to cheat death for like 20 years and Obi-Wan physically disappears into the Force itself right in front of his face, and Vader likely has zero fucking clue what just happened. I laugh every time I think about this because there is absolutely a nonzero chance that Vader didn’t even think Obi-Wan had died just then. For all he knows the guy could have just teleported somewhere. (Honestly? It’s Vader and so by that point it’s entirely possible that he becomes concerned that he hallucinated the whole encounter on account of his chronic and worsening Kenobi Madness.) I love that Obi-Wan is my forever fave and yet the part of the series where he DIES is practically a HIGH POINT for me, because WHAT A WAY TO GO; BRAVO. 

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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This is monumental. May it be the start of a new movement

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old moon spirit sokka and lee drawing request

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"I think he’s hot"

#i do not know this character but i just needed to confirm he is a firefighter not a cop so smash

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#one. i think i can live the rest of my life if i have a million dollars and with only one there's a really good chance it won't be my skull #i think skull would definitely be the worst bone to lose

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🇵🇸💚 In North Gaza, a citizen begins to clear up the streets: “We will rebuild our neighbourhood and make it even better than it was before, God willing”

🔸 Source: Eye.On.Palestine (post), hasan_almoghani0 (footage) & translating_falasteen (translation)

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

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Id like to propose we invent a paper document u can have where it states that youve had a prescription for so many years, that u can just have it. Walk into any pharmacy. 200 miles from home. Nobody has ever heard of you. Show paper. Get prescription. For free. A prescription diploma. You put in so many years on this prescription, you graduate from having to ask for it. Life could be so perfect.