#too fucking funny HAHAHAHAHAHA
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forever cursed to write insane long tag spam on reblogs of other people’s posts until i realize that i should make a separate post for the idea and putting the post into drafts and then never getting around to transfering the idea to post form
#soro rambles#help me my drafts are literally stuffed with shizaya rambles#cuz like when i first got tumblr i was like#hm. i should at least write a reaction on everything i reblog so that my blog isn’t JUST other people’s content#because i was thinking of my blog as something i should be marketing on#(HAHAHAHAHAHA. you naive motherfucker)#and then i started writing funny tags on my incorrect lov posts as well and people were like omg op your tags are better than your posts#so ive gotten into the habit of writing something in the tags for literally everything#even if it’s just like a LMAOOO or THIS IS SO CUTE or smth#and a lot of the time it’s like ‘oh this art makes me think of this idea’#and then i start rambling about that idea for the next 30 tags#like. uh. whoops.#SEE I DID IT WITH THIS POST TOO FUCK#like there’s no difference between writing it in the post and the tags???#ill write it the same way with the exception of a few breaks#but i just cant bring myself to put stuff in the actual post unless i literally run out of tag space#what is wrong with me lmFAOOO
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i forgot that there’s pandemonium/pandaemonium in gbf too ngl
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#⋯ ꒰ა gbf ໒꒱ *·˚#gbf & ffxiv <3 pandaemonium <33#lyria going: woa i can't believe we won! me too (kinda. not really. idk) buddy. me too#WHAT THE FUCK#uh danchou are you okay#i'm giggling like a lovesick middleschooler i hate it here#ty sandalphon for catching me and holding my hand ?!?!??!?! hahahaghbdhja#you are so pretty (i am so smitten)#wow his eyes look great w the background here#bet his eyes wld also look great in the sunset/sunrise HAHAHAHAHAHA ignore me please :)#'YOUR FINGERS ARE DELICATE' WILL YOU NEVER LET IT GOOOOOO (yeah i won't. fun teasing him)#oh you won't let go...... >___< <3 <3 <3#i forgot lowkey what happened before the fight so why are these guys so dramatic !! it is almost funny. sorry#also lucifer....... :(#HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT IS LUCIO#SHALEM#PARADISE LOST !!!! lucio you are the loml#AND SHALEM#what the fuck just happened#this is my commentary btw (BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE!) uh enjoy ig#if anyone even reads ^^ LMAO#sahar btw was the first guy i liked a lot#i rmbr seeing him when i first started out and woa. got attached already#he reminds me of like. Apollo vibes (so i really like him)#funny now that i go by apollo too but yes!!#CHAOS ?????? stranger of paradise reference#'a new trial looms on the horizon' yeah. literally. ty for the new fight#lvl 250 bubs 100 ap wow ......... like 6 players only right. or smth. gosh. idk when i'll finally do the fight bcs. MAN.
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WAHWOSHHHAHUAIAHAJS THE TWEELS!!!! THEY’RE SO 🙏😩😩😩😩😩😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 JADEEEEEEE AAIAYAHHAHSIIDJSDHDHSJSSS OHHMMYGNGGGODODODFJFJDJ
godddddd this is genuinely one of my favorite scenes so seeing this in manga form is making me go 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
THANK GOD YUU AND GRIM WENT FOR THE OTHER TABLE CAUSE THE GAME LOWKEY PORTRAYED IT AS ALL OF THEM BEING UNDER THE SAME DESK AHHAHHAHAHA
GOD. GOOD GOD. GOOD FUCKING LLLLLLLORD
THAT’S HIM THAT’S MY WIFE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THE MOMENT THE ICON THE LEGEND IN HIS ELEMENT AS WE SPEAK UWUEUEEUUEUEUEUUUEUUEUEUEUEUUEUUEUUEUEUEUEUUEUEUE THE WAY I SQUEALED I LOVE YOU WHEN I SAW THIS PANEL
oh.
oh.
oh.
haha. hah. hahaha. hahahahahaha.
oh laugh at me like that azul, make me feel pathetic and stupid for you please. 😳 oh. oh…
THIS ONE IS CRAZYYYYYY
DUDE THE OCTA TRIO BEING ALL LIKE “you need to be disciplined you should be punished” LIKE. AUAAHHHSISIAOOAAHSHSJSJJDJJSJJS THAT PANEL IS SO HOT????
BUT ALSO IM WHEEZING AT EVERYONE RUNNING AND THEN AZUL USING MAGIC ON THEM LMFAOOOO THEY LOOK SO SAD
IT’S JUST FUNNY ALSO CAUSE IN GAME THEY FIGHT THEM BUT HERE THEY FLED
i love them sm never change tweels
THIS PANEL IS EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGG TO ME
FLOYD’S BLEP AND AZUL SQUEEZING FLOYD’S CHEEKS AS HE GETS INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF AT HIM IS SENDING ME TO HEAVEN
I LOVEEEEE THE WAY THEY PORTRAYED AZUL LOSING IT IN THE MANGA 😭😭😭😭😭 HE WENT CRAZY HE GRABBED FLOYD
This too is everything to me 😭 i love them, i love octavinelle, god i love this update sm
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst manga#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#ace trappola#deuce spade#jack howl
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Beach Balls.
Barou Shouei x FemReader x Nagi Seishiro
What would it take to convince Barou Shouei to end up on a beach? It’s messy, sand gets everywhere, it’s unhygienic. Who knew it would be so simple —You, a bikini and Nagi Seishiro, the hassle man who didn’t seem to get the hint that you were the kings queen. He’d share this once but only to get his point across.
Kinda an extra spin off from this story: Pudding <linked
Warnings: 18+ MDNI • all aged up 23+• Smut • f/m only • Nagi watches/joins in • Establish relationship with Barou • public sex • beach/summer theme • Nagi and Barou bickering • reader oblivious to Nagi’s interest • size kink • praise / degradation kink • lazy 3some • Barou Doms • prone bone position • fluff with Barou at the end • funny plot twist ending as usual for my bllk fics lol THAT AINT SUNLOTION BRUH •
Hope it’s worth it guys! Took me so long to get this done! It was wayy longer than I planned but it’s so 🌶️ skip to the end of you don’t have patience cause it’s funny nagi is a lil shit💀
Fuck it was hot.
This temperature was ridiculous.
Everything was sticky and it made you lethargic.
Life was hard at the moment, seriously.
“Quit sighin’ will ya? You’re pissing me off.”
The side eye you gave Barou was bombastic, unfazed as always, immune to your death glares he strode by in nothing but tiny ass man shorts that gripped his ass tighter with each stride.
Huge body rippling, sweat beads lightly down him dipping through the lines of his ridiculous muscles that your tongue knew so well.
You groaned again and Barou threw a glare over his shoulder.
“You deaf? Fuck off somewhere else.”
“I was appreciating you so hard it made me groan actually, you dildo!”
“Dildo?!”
“Yeah,”
“Keep up the snark and I’ll buy you a box of them when I leave your ass,”
“Single life doesn’t suit me, thanks for the offer though my best dildo ♡”
“Fucking brat.”
You snickered as Barou left the living room and you watched his tight shorts hug his ass as he walked away. Your phone pinged, which you ignored because reaching for it on the glass table across from your sprawled out form on the sofa was simply too hard. The air con was on, blowing by occasionally and it kept the house cool, but moving soon took away the pleasure of coolness to break into a sweat.
Another couple pings echoed in the living room until your curiosity outweighed your pain of having to move.
Isagi:
Bachira and I are heading to the beach, who’s coming?
Bachira:
Let’s go! ;) I have a ball! :D
Reo:
Busy, have a good time tho.
Nagi:
Seems like a bother, it’s too hot I don’t wanna move. :x
Barou:
No. Get rid of my number peasants.
You:
Sure! Can we volley ball? Where shall I meet you guys? ♡
Nagi:
Kay, I’ll come.
Bachira:
Hahahahahaha cute Nagi! Yeeeees we can! I’ll be on ur team 😍
Reo:
🤢 Nagi.
Isagi:
💀 meet at our usual cafe? Say 12pm? I haven’t played volleyball but I’ll give it a go!
You:
I’ll show you boys how to handle balls in different ways, don’t worry. Best to be taught by a pro after all. 😜
Nagi:
s’ that a promise? :x
Reo:
I thought better of you Nagi. Girl, keep that shit between you and king asshole.
You:
Sure @Nagi! I’ll teach you, aren’t you going to watch videos tho? How you usually learn? @Reo Hahahaha, he really is an asshole ♡
You locked your phone whilst you swung your feet from the sofa and checked the time, thirty minutes before you needed to leave.
Barou wasn’t within your line of sight as you changed into a hot pink bikini that complimented your skin tone, sliding on some denim shorts that were truthfully a little on a short side and grabbing a white tank top.
Packing a small bag of drinks, lotion and towels, spare pair of flip flops to avoid Barou screaming about sand in the house, you said bye to said man but had no response.
Foolishly assuming that Barou had seen the group chat, knowing where you were going and what you were doing.
The man was in the garden working out, despite the radio active freaking heat —he was still as strict and dedicated rain or shine. His headphones in and the group chat turned to silent because such kings shouldn’t be associated with such peasants.
Isagi had set up your section impressively, making it as private as possible by hiring a location with a barrier around, you presumed to keep any media away or any on lookers who might recognise the boys.
Apparently if you weren’t with them they’d be less bothered, but dragging you into their media frenzies were less preferable, Barou would have their heads after all.
The section of the beach was fairly quiet despite the blaring heat, you pushed your hair back as you walked from the water, ends of your hair twisting around your hand as you drained the salt water from it. Eyes looking off to the side as you scanned the beach absentmindedly.
Failing to notice the boys watching, Bachira elbowed Isagi who was watching with just as much interest as Nagi.
“See Isagi? She’s pretty~!” His sing song voice, the teasing tone matched his current posture; legs crossed and his hands placed on the sand in the gap between them as he rocked his body slightly.
Grey eyes peering over his phone, interest finally swayed by the dribblers words, he greedily drank you in and his lazy mind quickly forming ideas that didn’t seem so bothersome. Nagi watched your hands running through your hair before twisting it to the side, tits bouncing lightly in that skimpy pink bikini. He swore he could see each drop of water slide down your body, disappearing into your cleavage and bikini bottoms —both places he’d happily bury his face into.
Seishiro swallowed thickly suddenly ripping from his daze only to notice they weren’t the only males on the beach staring at you. The odd girl slapping their boyfriends arms and one even pushing his face into the sand.
Nagi I didn’t even hear you until you prodded his forehead,
“Hey, earth to Sei!”
“Uh - hi.”
You blinked, head tilting as you looked him over sat under the shade of the umbrella.
“You okay Sei?”
You crouched down to him, he swallowed thickly again when your fingers brushed his hair from his eyes and forehead, pressing the back of your hand to it.
And he froze, training his eyes on your face and to not look down at your tits pressed together so close to his own face, barely covered in that bikini… if that strap came undone, god that’s all it would take for him to get an eyeful. Hell it was tempting -it would be easy, he’s so much taller than you all he’d need to do is stand next to you and pull on it without you even knowing.
“Hmm, you’re not really hot but your cheeks are a little red. Make sure you keep drinking ‘kay?”
He nodded completely dazed and doe eyed in his own lazy way, looking up at you like a child not really hearing a word you say because his eyes were hyper focused on those pretty plump lips moving.
“You haven’t taken your t-shirt off, did you put cream on?”
Nagi shook his head whilst shrugging and turned his eyes back to his phone that had laid forgotten in his limp hands on his lap.
You sat on the towel laid out for you, laying on your back you sighed in contentment and closed your eyes to enjoy the sun that beamed down to dry the water from your cooled skin.
It was pleasant, listening to Nagi’s fingers tapping on his screen, the occasional noise from his game and his little noises to signal his progression.
Until a shadow loomed over you, the heat from the sun disappearing instantly causing you to frown.
You don’t recall seeing a cloud in the sky today, or anywhere nearby when you were in the water not ten minutes ago.
“Woman-“
You opened an eye to see none other than Barou stood over you blocking the mighty sun with his ridiculous body, looming over you as a shadow with red eyes glowing.
“If you’re gonna say anything about chocolate melting in the sun-“
“Fuck you playing at?”
“It’s the scene from white chicks?”
You sat up onto your elbows and looked at him in question as his gaze only got harsher on your attempt of humour to deflect his doom and gloom presence. His attitude and stare caused annoyance to bite at your skin, his tone carrying accusation like you’d done something wrong.
“Nothing?”
“You didn’t think to ask or tell me you were leaving? Didn’t I tell you stay away from the louse?”
“I don’t have to ask you anything Barou, I thought you seen the chat and heard me say bye. Will you stop calling him a louse? He has a fucking name.”
“Yeah, Nagi. Naaaa-gi. Say it.”
Red eyes slid to said man, that was speaking in his lazy voice that made Barou’s teeth grind. Nagi was merely looking back at Barou with his usual bored gaze but the closer Barou looked the more he seen the fucking taunt glistening in those usual apathetic eyes.
“You’re dead hassle man.”
It took you a mere second to stand and press your finger into Barou’s chest, stepping forward into his space and getting up in his face. You didn’t expect him to step backwards and he didn’t, if you weren’t so annoyed you’d see his eyes soften, ever so slightly, when they met your own.
“No. He isn’t, unless you want a fucking scene here Barou sort it out, I have no idea what the hell is going on with you two but I’m done with it.”
You, Nagi and Barou were too absorbed in the moment to see blue and yellow eyes peering over the beach barrier set up around your spot, they were stood on the other side like spying teens with their fingers gripping the top.
“She’s -“
Isagi nodded as if he knew what Bachira was gonna say, really he didn’t, but he assumed it was to do with your feisty side that you hid so well. Really it wasn’t surprising —dealing with Barou wasn’t easy. It made sense that he liked someone who held their own.
“Thing is, Barou likes it.”
“Huh? What’cha mean Isagi?”
“Look at his cheeks!”
Bachira turned his eyes back and saw the tinge that prickled across the kings cheeks, barely noticeable until Isagi had pointed it out.
“Isagi the monster says we should leave now,”
“Yeah… she’ll handle it, right?”
You sighed as if relieving the annoyance and lowered your hand, finger tips brushing against Barou’s wrist as he glared off to the side.
“Stay?” You lowered your voice so only he’d hear and you watched his frown deepen signalling he heard you, “-please? You know I’m happier when you’re around B.”
“Buttering me up ain’t gonna do shit-“
“Fine, go sulk.”
You waved over your shoulder and sat back on your towel, part of you was surprised he was even here —he didn’t like the sand because it was messy and got everywhere. But here he stood with his shoes in his hand and his toes buried in the pretty white grains.
“Tch,” Barou sneered, eyes rolling he reached back and grabbed his t-shirt by the back of his neck, pulling it off in one motion and folding it neatly in your beach bag.
His red eyes turned towards the water, rolling his neck and shoulder, that’s when you noticed Barou had his hair down, half up into a bun. And he looked freaking goooooood.
Nagi watched as love hearts formed in your eyes, pupils changing shape as you looked on dreamily at the man causing him to pout, his little famous x shape forming as he felt suddenly forgotten about.
“Stupid king,” he mumbled, annoyed with the fact he finally had your attention getting you both alone for it only to be swiftly interrupted. He swore Barou had some kind of sixth sense when it came to you.
“Comin?”
Barou looked over his shoulder at you, annoyance was still biting at him but he found it hard to keep it up with you —after all you weren’t the reason he was wound up. Not like he would admit in a thousand years that Nagi Seishiro was getting under his skin.
Your name being called to your left took your attention from Barou, not noticing Nagi had stood to his full height and removed his shirt. Rubbing the back of his neck to express he was feeling somewhat awkward as he held a bottle of sun lotion out.
You weren’t looking at that though, your mouth fell slack at the condition Nagi was in —shocked at what he hid under those baggy clothes. You knew his height matched Barou and sometimes when Nagi actually straightened you could have sworn he was slightly taller than the king himself. He always looked so lean, so slender and it was a shock to see he was built like a freaking god under those clothes.
Barou was big, the man was packing in every sense so you were hardly starved but this was surprising and you must have been gawking because you felt your jaw clack as you closed it. Nagi’s voice bringing you back to clarity as guilt surged through you —it made you worried about looking back at Barou stood behind you, hoping to the gods he didn’t see your jaw slacken.
“Can you put this on my back f’me? It’s such a hassle,”
Barou’s eye twitched behind you, throbbing vein at his temple and his fists clenched.
“Uh- sure Nagi, can you sit down?”
“Like fuck yo-“
The smirk that twitched on Nagi’s mouth was aimed at Barou and he got the message, seeing nothing but red as your hands worked the lotion into Nagi’s back and shoulders. Sat on your knees cushioned by the sand, red eyes had to turn away, the boiling of his stomach acid churned him inside out.
He couldn’t show his jealousy, his ego far out weighing it in refusal on letting Nagi win this bullshit -it was not happening.
If that’s how he wanted to play, Barou would play harder. But instead of making him jealous over you touching him, Barou was going to get across that he was the only one who could touch you.
“All done Sei~!”
“Oi-“ you hummed at turned your attention to Barou who nodded his head, silently asking you to come near him, “-hand it over.”
He held his hand out for the lotion and you passed it to him as he told you to lay down on the towel again, straddling the backs of your thighs as he seated himself above you.
Nagi’s head tilted as he watched the position, Barou ignoring his existence as he squirted cream onto your back, undoing your bikini straps so his large hands could work into your skin.
“Ngh- B that feels s’ good.”
“Yeah?”
Your airy moans were a fucking godsend, Seishiro watched intently as he stared from his position watching you turn into putty under Barou’s hands.
“You got somewhere else to be, hassle man?”
“Not really.”
Barou sneered, shifting his knees for his highs to spread further, from Nagi’s angle it looked like a mere shift of comfort. To you though it was Barou pressing his growing semi into your ass, spreading his legs to push his hips forward letting you know that your little feisty attitude wasn’t brushed under the rug.
Your breath hitched in your throat, hands forming into fists as you tensed under him.
“Whats up?” Barou’s voice carried amusement, that mocking tone was obvious to you but seemingly harmless to someone who had no idea he was pushing his hardening dick into the swell of your ass.
Oh fuck him.
Seriously.
Literally.
No- Sei was still beside you, you stole a glance only to see the white haired man had moved himself to squat next to Barou. His eyes watching your skin and drinking in whatever he could. Sei’s cock twitched, that hum of arousal shot through his body.
“I wanna go-“
“Fuck off louse, go find something else better to do,”
“Nah, I wanna do this.”
Sei pressed his finger into your shoulder, running it up to your neck only for Barou to slap his hand away.
“Don’t you get it? She’s not yours-“
“Can’t you just share?”
What?
For the second time in ten minutes your breath hitched in your throat, lifting yourself onto your elbows completely forgetting Barou had undone your bikini straps.
The realisation hitting you like a fucking train.
This was why they were fighting all the time? Because Nagi wanted to share you?
Nagi Seishiro liked you?
“What the hell is going on?”
“Uh- y/n.”
You ignored Nagi’s attempt to speak, eyes widening, pink dusting across his cheeks as it crawled up his neck, his index finger pointing out which you didn’t follow due to being flustered by the sudden possibility that Nagi was interfering like this because he liked you.
“Is this why you boys are constantly fighting? Holy, what the-“
“Your uh-, I can see them.”
“What?” You blinked and Nagi blinked back at you, pointing you followed his finger to your exposed breasts, Barou all but slammed you down into the towel, your muffled umph as you almost got a mouthful of sand.
“Looks like I gotta show ya-“
Barou’s voice darkened in a way that actually worried you, his ego clearly soaring over his common sense and his patience long gone.
Barou shifted his hands, moving to your ass and grabbing it, spreading your cheeks for his thumbs to dip along the lines of your bikini bottoms pressing down on the lips of your pussy.
“B-Barou no, we-“
“Shut it, you’re pissin’ me off, always sticking up for him and shithead isn’t getting the hint, it’ll be two birds with one stone.”
An airy moan left you as one of his thumbs moved under the thin material and pressed against your hole, clenching around nothing in response at him pressing it into you.
Your head dipped, forehead leaning into your clenched hands in front of you as your elbows held up your weight when his thumb slid in.
Your eyes side glanced to Nagi who was watching Barou’s hands, his concentration on par with how he watched his soccer videos. Pink dusted his cheeks enough to compare with your own.
Barou slid his thumb in to the knuckle, twisting his hand to run his index finger to your clit, pushing the slick that was starting to drool from his thumb buried in your pussy.
“Tilt your hips up,” you did as he asked and moaned out at the pressure he applied to your clit, running hot circles around it making you buck backwards the best you could, Barou’s weight still holding your legs down as he rested on the backs of your thighs.
“What a little whore, you’re a fucking mess already, not supposed to be enjoyin’ this.”
“Ba- ngh - you need to stop,”
“Nah keep going crappy king.”
“Shut it louse, think you are giving me orders huh?“
Your body running hot was enough to ignore the bickering, rotating your hips so Barou’s index finger moved with it was enough to draw their eyes and attention back to you. The airy little moan leaving your lips as your ass jiggled with movement.
“Shit, pretty thing you look good.”
“Then listen to it hassle man, cause that’s as close as you’re ever gonna get.”
Barou shifted his hands and you whine from the feel of him leaving you, only to freeze when he lifted himself slightly from your hips, his shorts rustling behind you and his cock slapping against his stomach as he released it.
Reaching down he gripped the base, lowering it to slap on your ass a few times, his spare hand landed by your shoulder as he tilted over you pressing the head of his dick between the dip in your ass, sliding it down to your hole.
“Fuck -Barou we can’t-“
“Says who huh?”
“The fucking law, what if someone sees us? You guys are fucking famous it’s-“
“Quit whinin’ just have to keep it down won’t you?”
You cursed under your breath, hitching then in your throat as he started to push into you and it hurt. The angle was tight, Barou was massive —both girth and length gifting him to go with that ridiculous, unearthly body he had.
Your legs pressed together, his weight on the back of your thighs holding you down as he leaned into you, you didn’t know how well you’d take him like this —he was too big for the prone bone position.
“Fuck you’re tight-“
“You’re-I can’t take you like this-“ you whined under him, pussy throbbing to have him fill you so well like he always done, but struggling to take his cock as you were.
“Tch,” Barou shifted, leaning into his hand by your shoulder, lifting his hips slightly from you allowing you to shift your own position and slapping your ass cheek watching it jiggle, “-get that fat fuckin’ ass up, yeah like that -push up with your just hips, off your elbows head down.”
You moved whilst he instructed, your cheek pressing into the towel covering the sand and hips managing to push up a little from it.
Barou’s hand gripped your ass cheek and spread it watching the head of his dick ease into your hole, feeling that pop as the thick head pushed through the right ring.
“Yeahhh, s’fucking it. You gonna swallow this dick?”
You almost forgot Nagi was even there, moaning in response as Barou slowly started to sink into you, bullying that thick dick through your tight hole.
It was a struggle taking him like this, tears pricking at your eyes, teeth clenching and drool starting to spill from your mouth onto the towel.
You felt impossibly full, he was already rubbing against your g-spot that heat building in your pussy making you clench around him, hips wiggling against him to try encourage something.
“Pretty thing, you gonna answer?”
As if suddenly snapping back to reality and Nagi reminding you he was there, you shifted —or went to, Barou reacted to take your attention from Nagi and forcefully snapped his hips forward, driving the rest of his cock until his balls pressed against your thighs .
And you screamed.
Nagi’s hand shot out, shoving three fingers knuckle deep into your mouth to muffle your noise.
“You gotta be quiet pretty, thought you didn’t want anyone knowing?“
Your gummy walls distracted Barou to the point his mouth fell open slightly, dick flexing in you as his eyes unfocused into a daze, absentmindedly staring at Nagi’s fingers in your mouth, effectively gagging you —those little muffled noises, watching you struggle in this position to take him, how fucking tight you felt around his cock.
Fuck.
Fuuuuckkkk. He wasn’t gonna last two minutes unless he calmed himself down. His heart was thumping in his ribs, arousal shooting through his body and rushing to his cock, that pleasurable wave rushing through his lower stomach. He moved his hands to place just above his knees still bent at your sides as he sat on the back of your thighs.
His hips tilted forward enough to get himself balls deep into you, enough to push the fat and muscle of your ass up when his hips met yours.
You whimpered when he moved, testing your tolerance and seeing how uncomfortable you really were.
As much as he liked to push you actually hurting you in any way, emotionally or physically, was off the cards for Shouei. Sharing you like this was only to make a point, to show you and hassle man that he wasn’t just king on the pitch —he had a queen off it and she was his alone.
This was just a method that boosted his ego, just a way to do something outta spite.
He might feel guilt ping at him later but right now he was stopping himself from cumming and stuffing you with cum fifteen seconds after bullying his cock into you.
This was new —his ego and adrenaline mixing, seeing you get gagged by Nagi whilst full of your lovers cock in public?
Fuck, it mixed into some foreign feeling that was making him fucking feral. He never wanted to let loose on you like this, fighting the urge to pin you to the towel and fuck you until you were both raw. That racing heart elevated his breathing, starting to pant through his nose as he watched the side of your face.
You were so pretty, so fucking beautiful… so perfect for him.
Nagi felt your moaning vibrate against his fingers, as Barou started to move dragging himself from you slowly only to harshly punch his cock back in that tight squeeze. It made Nagi’s cock uncomfortably hard in his swim trunks, he could see you physically struggling in this position. He felt his dick leaking at the slit, throbbing and flexing at your attempt to take Barou like this.
Nagi wasn’t anything to shy away from, his length being his winner, but even he’d admit Barou Shouei was packing a cock. Not like it was a surprise seeing it again today, Barou strode around blue lock’s baths enough back in the day, but seeing it in action like this kinda made it look more daunting. But the white haired genius didn’t feel sorry for you, he just wished he could see more of your drooling hole swallowing it up.
Nagi pressed his finger tips to your tongue and your lips closed around his fingers, tongue rising to slide between his digits as his eyes watched yours glass over into some dazed, fucked dumb expression.
Barou’s hips hitting you with a slower pace but it was rough and consistent, punching his cock into you so deeply and hitting that sweet spot almost instantly.
Nagi watched your fingers dig into the towel, sinking into the sand under it and he fell to his knees, the sand was scratchy against his skin but it was easily forgotten when he pulled the top of his trunks, his long cock slapping his stomach.
He exhaled heavily at the relief, spare hand wrapping around his length as his lazy gaze turned half hooded, glassy on the scene of Barou’s thick cock disappearing into the dip between your ass cheeks and thighs. He could see your slick coating Barou’s dick, he’d rather have better view of your pussy —seeing it stretched out and drooling but this would do for now.
The skin slapping, the squelching made it easy to time his fist to fuck his cock into his hand.
Barou’s gaze from you didn’t falter, completely fixated on your face that he could see, drool starting to spill down the side of his mouth as he kept his slow, hard pace, his hips cushioned by your ass every time they met.
Nagi’s fingers moved around your tongue, spreading them to let you suck on them. Rolling his palm over the head of his dick smearing pre that leaked from the slit and his hips bucked up into his hand.
“Damn woman, you’re sucking my dick in, let it go. Can’t fuck you faster if you keep squeezing like that.”
That deep voice of your lover brought you some clarity, his order filtering through the daze his dick put you in.
You arched back more for him, arms stretched out in front of you like a cat, ass moving up into the air and you felt the restriction instantly free up.
“Risking breaking your back to get fucked good?” His hand slapped across your ass so harshly you jolted, hissing as the sting spread across your cheek.
Barou leaned over you, his hands sliding around to cup your neck and under your jaw locking his fingers together at the front bring you back up with him. Nagi’s fingers falling from your mouth, spit covered he used it to rub over his cock, now fisting his dick with both.
“S-Shit,” Nagi’s mouth fell open slightly, smacking his jaw as he watched your body arch beautifully. Back curving and ass back against Barou, he was using your neck as leverage to fuck you. His hands felt good, using two was better as he could overstimulate himself but rolling his palm across his head, “-lemme use her hand, I don’t wanna do it m’self.”
Nagi’s lazy drawl did nothing to waiver Barou, or his attention.
Instead your hands flew to Barou’s waist behind you for support to balance yourself and he pressed his lips to your temple, peppering kisses down the side to your ear, biting on the lobe before sucking, his thumbs rubbing circles on the base of your neck, fingers still locked on your throat. His hot breath fanning across his wet trail of kisses, his deep moan and rough voice right in your ear as goosebumps spread over your skin.
“Oi louse, touch her clit. Get her to cum.”
Nagi pouted, side eying Barou as he felt torn on his choices.. doing as Barou says only to watch you cum over his dick or finally get a feel and taste of you?
Was it worth it, would his ego-
“N-Nagi please,”
Yeah, it’s totally worth it. Nagi would just his own cards, use this to his advantage.
“Huh?”
Your eyes met his finally, a side look only but enough to make his dick throb in his hand. Your pretty glassy eyes, pink tinged across your cheeks and drool lining from one corner to your chin, loose strands of hair sticking to your forehead, lightly choked by your lover behind you, tits bouncing with each thrust from Barou as you panted in air.
His head tilted as if to act oblivious to your needs, playing his poker face at his usual master level.
“You need something pretty?”
You nodded and he let out an airy moan as he slowed his hand, finger tips grazing over his tip.
He knew his pre cum was smeared over his fingers as he reached forward to press against your clit clumsily, using it to aid the small circles he started to rub, feeling it stretched out from Barou bullying himself into you.
“Ah -here? Does it feel good?”
You released a breathy fuck yessss, hips jolting with each punch of Barou’s hips.
“M’close Bar-Nag-ngh. Oh fucck-“
Nagi’s posture changed, his slouched position straightened those grey, slated brown eyes darkening as his ego took advantage of the situation. Shifting to be in front of you, his long, thick thighs resting either side of Barou’s, one hand fisting his dick and the other rolling across your clit, he wanted you to watch him to see him.
And you did, eyes focusing on his long dick being stroked just under you, those little pink tinged cheeks of his and that darkening look in his eyes. Strands of white hair sticking to his face as beads of sweat started to dribble down his chest.
It was enough to tip you over, the surge suddenly hitting you off guard.
“I’m cumming - I’m cumming!”
“Yeah-“ Nagi didn’t let up, his finger picking up a pace over your hardened clit helping on sending you over the edge, “-I’ll help you cum, pretty, kings not enough huh?”
“You fucking- fuck-“ Barou’s attempt to sneer was cut off as your hips pushed back into his, your pussy clenching down on his dick swallowing him and you went so tight he couldn’t pull back.
“You’re dead,” the breathy gruffness carried threat, but those glazed red eyes showed Barou was enjoying it far more than he was willing to let off.
“I done what you asked, king. You wanted me to help her cum on you right? Don’t you know her well enough?”
Nagi could have sworn he seen red flash across his eyes, Barou’s gaze darkening more than he’d seen on the pitch.
“Thanks for warming her up, she’s drooling over my dick now. Time I show you how she likes to be fucked, how a king fucks.”
Barou released your neck, your body weight falling forward and your hands pressing into Nagi’s chest to catch yourself, your lips a mere breath from his, eyes meeting he fell back onto his elbows when Barou pushed your shoulders down.
It made you lower on Nagi, tits pressing up against his cock and your face into his six pack.
“Ass up, woman-“
Barou gripped the back of your neck pushing you down and forcing you to stay fixed, your ass arched back still in prone bone and Nagi was literally held under you, Barou using your body weight and his strength to keep him there.
It was fucking mean, cruel even, how he left you moaning and whining, drooling onto Nagi’s chest as Barou started to fuck you and it was nasty.
Your ass rippling with each time his hips met it, your tits bouncing against Nagi’s dick making his hips roll up in time with it. His head tilting back, white hair falling with him as his glassy eyes went half hooded, it felt good -too fucking good. He was leaking pre everywhere, cock flexing under the weight of your tits.
Barou used fucking you as a way to tit fuck Nagi and the lazy genius wasn’t sure how long he was gonna last.
“Ngh, you’re so deep Barou- gonna cum again-!”
“Yeah? Give it up then whore, s’feel you try push me out.”
Barou’s pace was brutal, you felt slick and cum running down your inner thighs still press together and legs between his. Keeping you in this prone bone position was keeping you stuffed in a way you felt full of dick.
He was fucking you so deep your eyes started to cross before rolling back into your skull, your nails raked down Nagi’s sides, teeth biting into his stomach to muffle the moan that was crawling up your throat.
His dick hit that soft spot one more time, building that burning heat and you released clear fluid. Your body convulsing under him as another orgasm tore through you.
“You’re fucking filthy. Messy cunts slobberin’ you cummin’? Say my fucking name-“
“Barou! Barou -fuck s’good, m’cummin don’t stop -m’cummin! Yes yes yes!” Your slurring only aided his bullying, thick, long cock flexing in you as he groaned listening to you babbling and clenching around him.
His hand moved from the back of your neck to pull you up by your hair, your tongue lolled out, drool spilled down your chin and Nagi drank the image in. Tits smushed up against his dick on his stomach, sweat beading down your collar bone and shimmering on your skin. You looked fucking stupid, dumb even, cock drunk of getting fucked like this in public.
And it was all happening on Nagi’s stomach.
“S-Shit pretty m’gonna cum- you look so fucking good-“
“Take a good look hassle man, s’how she gets fucked. I don’t need your shitty help, asking you was taking pity. She needs to be soaked before I can fuck her like this.”
Barou became white noise as Nagi focused on you, eyes switching between your fucked out expression and his dick disappearing between your tits as Barou kept a harsh pace.
His hips started to buck the best he could given the weight above him, causing tight friction over his cock, the end of it burning with arousal as he watched himself being brought over the edge.
“Ngh- make me cum pretty, please? I wanna cum now.”
Whatever Nagi said worked in bringing you back from dazing, you managed to tilt your head slightly and gather spit in your mouth, slowly releases it to dribble onto the head of his dick between being thrusted forward.
“Shit, s-shit pretty yeah -gonna m’cummin”
“Tch, looks like I’m doin’ all the fucking work.”
“Shut it, king- you’re boring me.”
Nagi suddenly let himself fall back to the sand, hands rising to press your tits tighter together and he started to rut his hips up into you. That sudden burst of energy to carry him over the edge, he kept thrusting even when he came, shooting hot white ropes out thickly covering his stomach and chest, his messy thrusting even making it hit his chin.
He was whiney when he came, but it still carried that lazy drawl. He glanced down as his hips started to stutter, head of his dick covered in cum and still drooling out the slit.
“Feel good Sei?”
He nodded dumbly, eyes fixed on his dick in your tits and listening to your honey voice finally gracing his ears with his name.
“You did so good, Sei, you taste so good.”
That caught his attention, half hooded grey eyes turned up to you, watching your tongue lapping up his cum that had landed on your chin and lips, you stuck it out showing the white melting on your tongue.
“You’re so pretty- s’not fair.”
You laughed lightly at his childish pout, swallowing whatever you could collect on your tongue left from him and he tasted fucking good.
“I like you-“
Only Nagi Seishiro could blurt out something like that without changing his lazy tone, without sounding like there was anything behind it and it being believed. Sei had this way of just saying things without any weight but the way his face would light up, his eyes would brighten that’s how you knew he meant something.
And he was looking at you like that.
The words were enough to stutter Barou behind you, he sneered at Nagi’s open admission pissed off he finally had the balls to fucking say it.
Barou knew longer than you did that the lazy genius was into you, how you’d not picked it up was beyond the egotistical striker. It wasn’t the first time someone took interest in you, it wouldn’t be the last, but Barou was sure he was the only one who actually got under his skin.
It actually made him paranoid. Barou knew he wasn’t easy to be around, normally he didn’t give a shit about it either —people adapting to him, end of, but you were different. The those words from Snuffy still haunted him; how he’d said how much would he love himself if he was no longer view as a genius.
It was hard to not let it drift into how you’d see him if you found someone more… tolerable.
That’s why he stormed here after reading the group chat —he seen Nagi change his mind because of you and you’d be wearing barely anything. It would be over his dead body before he allowed you to be left anywhere alone with Nagi.
The thought of the fucking sand everywhere made his skin crawl, knowing he’d be finding it around the house for days after this.
But his ego far outweighed his ocd in this case.
Sex with you to start used to be clean and fairly organised, because he couldn’t take the mess —now he didn’t think twice about it, he let himself get lost in it with you.
But this was filthy sex, sharing you like this, everyone sweating you’d cum so much it was dribbling down your legs and covering his thighs.
But it was fucking hot, it sent him feral but his drop from his high happened when Nagi just admitted he liked you.
Barou shifted, disliking the feeling of being left out like this —by you. He hadn’t faced you this whole time, letting Nagi see everything.
Barou never came until he was facing you, he couldn’t, seeing your dumb expression and that love for him always helped him over the edge.
So he shifted you, pulling his dick out for the first time and leaning back on his legs, ordering you to get up and turn around, legs too wobbly to stand you managed to turn your back to Nagi.
Barou rolled his eyes, muttering how weak you were as he grabbed your hips and lifted you up to him, keeping back on his legs he had you higher than him now.
“Arms around my neck-“
He softened now he could see you, now he had you back, his natural gruffness always there but it was different in a way only you knew. His arm wrapped around your waist to keep you steady, other hand lining his dick back up with your swollen hole.
You hissed when he lowered you, burying your face into his hair and tightening your arms. His lips pressed to your collar bone as he eased you down, a deep sigh leaving him as your cunt swallowed him again.
“Need you lookin’ at me to cum, I’m nearly there.”
You nodded against him and he let you adjust, your hips wiggled and he shifted his hands, gripping your ass with them he lifted you.
“Look at me-“
Shakily you pulled back, hands gripping his shoulders and leaning back slightly to watch him looking up at you as he started to lift you up and down his cock. Veins popping on his arms and wrists, biceps bulging from using you as a weight.
Fuck he was huge, damn it all he said was so handsome, his cheeks were dusted pink from the heat and effort he was putting his body through. Covered in sweat and strands of loose hair sticking to his face, his hair looked hot like that —half up into a man bun the rest down.
“Feels good yeah? Taking this dick so well today, been a good girl for me huh?”
You nodded dumbly as he started building you to another orgasm you didn’t think you’d be able to have, but this soft praise and pace of his dick was different.
It made your heart swell for him, nerves buzzing and your lips tingling to press against his.
Christ, had he even kissed you today? You needed-
“Use your words, wanna - fuck- hear how dumb you fucking sound over this.”
“Feels g-good B-Barou,”
“S’Pussy is made for me, god dam’it you feel so fucking good-“
“Y’dick i-is f’m-me, y-yeah?”
“You sound dumb being fucked like this,”
He chuckled at your small pout, not answering your question like you had for him. His lips twitching into a small smirk, those red eyes filling with something only you knew. His thumbs rubbing circles around your skin and his hands squeezing your ass.
“Yeah, dicks made for you, gonna cum again? Feels like it,”
You nodded saying if he keeps talking like that you’re going to, so Barou did, lips brushing against yours he gave you soft praises mixed with degrading in his own unique way until you came around him again. It felt more numb compared to the previous but it rocked your body slowly… it felt right with how you felt for him at the moment.
“Gonna fill you up, you gonna take it?”
“Yeah inside- wan’it all Barou-“
He leaned forward into you, muffling against your skin, you just caught what he said and guilt surges through your veins on it all coming together, it made sense now. The arguing, his ridiculous sulking and lack of ability to leave you alone when Nagi was around. You should have seen it sooner and you felt like an idiot for not noticing, how could you though? Nagi did things in the same monotone manner, it wasn’t exactly easy to tell what the man really thought..
Say it, woman.
Muffled and breathy, but you heard him.
It didn’t take a genius to work out what he wanted nor why he was needing to hear it. Nagi was making him doubt, it was simple as that. You’d known Barou too long, he really was that over confident dude with an ego but there was also someone else buried under it.
Someone not so confident in areas he had no control over, someone who was simply a normal guy when off the pitch and behind closed doors.
Your hands moved from his shoulders to cup his face, pulling him back from you, pressing your forehead against his you started to roll your hips in time with him. Eyes meeting those beautiful red ones as you looked down at him.
“I love you, Barou Shouei.”
It was whispered but he heard it, arms wrapping around your waist he brought you down on his dick in short punches, barely leaving your pussy.
His moaning was music to your ears, hips stuttering and jolting as he came in you, shooting cum and filling you so much it started leaking past his dick to aid his sloppy thrusting.
His body shook, nails biting into your skin as he held onto you like a life line. Your lips pressed to his tongue running over his bottom lip as he moaned out, unable to respond as his orgasm hit him hard.
He slurred out words you couldn’t make out, between heavy pants as he finally exhaled his grip on you slacking as you both sat there panting, eyes locked and glassy.
Nagi was still on his back behind you both, arms spread either side and his legs stretched out either side of Barou.
A beached starfish, pouting at two lovers.
He turned his eyes from you both to look up to the blue sky, suddenly feeling so empty about the situation. He didn’t like it, he didn’t know what it was but he didn’t like it. It felt like losing, it reminded him of his parents just leaving him at home by himself when he was a teenager.
The only thing storming around his mind that was causing it -Barou really did like you huh?
He didn’t understand the depth of feelings all that much, he’d never really got himself involved because it was a hassle to use his spare time on things he didn’t wanna do.
He’s seen Barou riled up, it was hardly uncommon but he’d not really paid attention to how different he actually was around you —still a stupid king like he was in Blue Lock but it was softer, more lenient.
“No fair.” He mumbled, sighing heavily and closing his eyes to bask in that afterglow of orgasm, “m’tired.”
Barou had already tied up your bikini and stood you up with him, straightening out your clothes and keeping you stood on wobbly legs.
“Water, now, you’re disgusting.”
“I can’t walk,”
“I gotta do everything around here, such a weak ass.”
“I’d say I’m pretty tough putting up with that shit you just pulled.”
Red eyes rolled and he hauled you over his shoulder before turning to walk towards the sea with you moaning how he could have carried you better, it didn’t do you any favours when the man dropped you in the water.
“Shut up whining, don’t get yourself into shit if you’re not gonna deal with the consequences. Hurry up and wash off, I wanna get off this shitty beach and get back, it’s disgusting.”
Back at the little set up where Nagi started to doze off, on the other side of the barrier Isagi sat against it, knees bent up and elbows resting on them.
Dick rock hard in his swimming trunks and unable to stand because of it, he frowned at the sand, moving his toes between the grains in a way to try distract himself. Bachira was some distance away collecting shells for his sand castle.
Isagi had come over to try see if you guys wanted a round of volley ball but once again he got caught in the rough sex of you and Barou, only Nagi got to join in on the chaos.
“I need new friends,”
Isagi sighed out, looking up to the sky and resting his head against the barrier behind him.
“I’m not a pervert,” he pouted, as if trying to convince himself that these situations seemed to find him, only this time he didn’t have the distraction of pudding to take his mind off it.
Chigiri turning up was a god send, Bachira bounding over with the pretty red head following behind. Isagi trying to fight the heat crawling up his neck.
“Isagi, idiot, you’re supposed to be on the other side.”
“It’s cooler here,”
“Cooler than under the umbrellas?” Bachira tilted his head, yellow eyes scanning over Isagi suspiciously. Isagi’s eyes closing, jaw clenching hoping he’d didn’t look too damn close and see his hard on.
Chigiri wasted no time in walking around the corner into the set up, seeing Nagi still sprawled out on the sand under the umbrella, sorting to doze off.
“Nagi, you got sunscreen on your chest you’re supposed to rub it in. You’re that lazy?”
Isagi sputtered, coughing on his own spit behind the barrier.
“Huh?” Nagi’s eyes tiredly opened lifting his head down to look at the cum still on his chest sighing heavily he let his head fall back, “-ah, what a pain.”
“Oh? Barou’s here?” Chigiri turned to look at you kicking water up at the giant grump only for him to swipe your feet from under you causing you to fall back again in the water and he laughed.
Lips moving in some kind of insult most likely.
Red hair falling as he tilted his head watching you both, a weird chill running through his body watching Barou somewhat amused.
“I didn’t even know he could laugh, it’s kinda creepy.”
“Creepy king,” Nagi mumbled, hand reaching out to grab his phone, tilting it landscape and reopening his game “-I died, such a hassle.”
“Lovesick king more like,” Chigiri turned his attention to Nagi, eyes falling on the white splattered across his stomach and chest “-if you don’t rub that in you’re gonna tan like that.”
Nagi’s eyes looked down past his phone, to his chest, to Chigiri then to your beach bag.
Barou left his shirt in your bag didn’t he?
Sitting up Nagi reached for it, Chigiri not paying much attention as he started rubbing lotion into himself.
Grabbing Barou’s shirt he used that to clean the cum off his chest, actually folding it back up and placing it back in your bag.
Crawling back to his towel he lifted his phone, frowning with a pout.
“Stupid king,”
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BLCD Review: Zanzou Slow Motion
Title: Zanzou Slow Motion (残像スローモーション)
Author/Artist: Janome
Shop: CD + Manga
Release Date: 2021/05/28
Cast:
Furukawa Makoto x Nakazawa Masatomo
Eguchi Takuya
Satou Gen
Tadokoro Hinata
Yasuaki Takumi
Matsuoka Yoshitsugu
Ichikawa Aoi
Yanagi Kouhei
Karino Sho
Synopsis:
What happens when two rival directors who hate each other's guts are forced to share one roof? And what if one of them has a secret he's been harboring for years? Throw in a shared love of movies, BL manga, and an accidental kiss, and you've got the next heart-pumping love story in Midorigaoka High and the sequel to Twilight Out of Focus 1. Jin Kikuchihara, third-year director, main actor, and president of the film club, and second-year director Giichi Ichikawa see eye-to-eye on very little. Jin is flashy, flirty, and focused on keeping everyone happy, while Giichi expects the best from himself and others, and will compromise nothing to see his vision through. Constantly at each other's necks, the two can hardly stand to be in the same club. But what will happen when family trouble forces them to live in the same room? Will their shared interests bring them closer as friends, push them further apart as rivals, or something else entirely?
Review Proper
I love Tasogare Outfocus, but this is actually my favorite Janome.
The second installment curse strikes again!
UGHHHHHHH THIS WAS SO WHOLESOME. Don't get me wrong, Tasogare Outfocus is written pretty decently, but I really don't like how Janome just glossed over Hisashi's SA and grooming like that. It reminds me a lot of Etude vol. 1. I can still get over Etude vol. 1 'cause it's not that uncommon to see in sports and Ichi-san's deal with Futami was given some closure in 2, but given how short Tasogare Outfocus was, Hisashi felt like he just lmao byed his teacher. 😔Doesn't help that it kinda doesn't matter anymore in overlap even though it hasn't been long since it ended. Is my son Hisashi really okay now? 🥹
I'm old, so DK BL doesn't appeal to me that much anymore. It's also hard to find good DK rivalries nowadays that aren't just about fucking or delinquents. Zanzou Slow Motion, however, just checked all the right boxes for the category: simple, no drama, and no loose ends. That coupled with Janome's element of touch?
And can we talk about this monologue?
Ugh.
I will say Jin's suspenders, Ichikawa's snatched waist, and the ABO shout-out greatly influenced my decision too. Y'all should get suspended in high school, not wear suspenders!
Onto the technicalities...
I don't think I've heard these two co-star before (or I just don't remember), so I was a bit skeptical especially 'cause last I heard Makonyan in a DK was in, well... Given as BLCD!Ritsu. And where else did we hear Yuuma star in a DK too? Yuuma as Anime!Ritsu. We just had Given Anime!Ritsu in Tasogare Outfocus being somewhat friends with Ichikawa and now we have BLCD!Ritsu (thanks to ecargmura for catching this!) trying to romance him. They used very different tones for Ritsu, but the vibe was the same overall. THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. Makonyan and Nakamo also played tops in the last works I heard of them (Makonyan as Takaba in Kurui Naku and Nakamo as Yakumo in Nu:carnival), so I was concerned about a lot of things. Thankfully, however, instead of Makonyan going for his Ritsu tone or his lighter Kimitte Yatsu for a more youthful vibe, he went all shounen in here lmaooo.
His bwakame was so funny it reminded me of this:
I love roasting Makonyan more than any other seiyuu out of fondness, but I'm really proud of how far he's gone. He's gotten so much better in his delivery, and it's obvious in his budding anime career, too.
But...
I didn't expect there would be improvements in his bedding techniques too...
What the fuck was that? HAHAHAHAHAHA. WAIT. No, y'all don't understand. I have most of this man's r-18 otome CDs and BLCDs, and I have never heard him this... this hot before???? Jin is such a smooth flirt, so I had some expectations on the delivery, but FURUKAWA MAKOTO HISSES. HE HISSES!!! SIR IS THIS APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR FOR A HIGH SCHOOL BOY??? THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW THEM DO THE DO FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE??? WHERE WAS THE NEED?!
PUTS THE GODDAMN FU IN FURUKAWA MAKOTO ALRIGHT!
First it was Ono Yuuki, now it's Makonyan. Is Nakamo's ass really that good that his tops go all in???
I admittedly don't have a lot to say about Nakamo because that man always slays. I was afraid that Makonyan would overpower him during their Netflix and chill, but as soon as I had that thought, Nakamo pushed back like??? THEM SHAKIRA HIPS DON'T LIE!
HOW DO I LEGALLY MARRY GINGER RECORDS???
I didn't read the scan or the official English release 'cause I actually had the raws, so I can't vouch for the translation. As for faithfulness to the manga, however, I need to stress that there were a lot of rearranged events and cut dialogue. One notable instance was Ichikawa's message for Jin. It was placed after their kiss in the last chapter, so I believe that these changes are quite significant. It is still possible to read the manga while listening to the BLCD, but I suggest reading the manga once first so you're aware of which pages you need to jump to.
Chil-chil Awards 2022 was a scam 'cause this wasn't nominated for ANYTHING! This might actually just be my favorite BLCD of 2021... and Makonyan was my favorite actor in this series so far. OKITSU AND MAKONYAN REALLY SWITCHED IN THIS LOG HAHAHAHA. Makonyan and Nakamo at least won in my heart. 😌 Definitely listen to this if you're a Makonyan fan or if you're a fan of the series in general. It's also perfect if you're looking for something light and sweet but immersive at the same time. Chesk gives this a 9/10! Only the third 9 after Sonna ni and KD!
#blcd reviews#blcd 2021 reviews#zanzou slow motion#janome#ginger records#furukawa makoto#nakazawa masatomo#satou gen#tadokoro hinata#yasuaki takumi#matsuoka yoshitsugu#ichikawa aoi#yanagi kouhei#karino sho
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1. Fortnight - functioning alcoholic 🥲 YOUR QUIET TREASON. All my mornings are Monday stuck in an endless February. POSTIC GENIUS. Magical move on drug YIKES. I love you you tis ruining my life. I touched you for only a fortnight but I touched you. “My husband is cheating I want to kill him.” MOOD. I love you it’s ruining my life. I’m calling ya but you won’t pick up. Went to Florida?!?! 🫡🫡🫡 thank you post Malone for your service.
2. The tortured poets department: “I’ve seen this episode but still loved the show.” Aka I THINK IVE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE AND I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING. “Who’s gonna love you if not me.” Lol “We’re modern idiots!!!!” JUSTICE FOR CHARLIE PUTH!!!! “A tattooed golden retriever” made me laugh out loud. “I chose this cyclone with you.” Is so Jily plz. “You’re not Dillion Thomas and I’m not patting smith.” Okay Tay. NO FUCKING BODY: 👍🏼 “Sometimes I wonder if you’ll screw this up with me.” Spoiler ‼️ he did. “Everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be.” I didn’t thanks. “Because we’re crazy.” Okay mood. HE PUT THE RING IN HER RING FINGER?!?! “CLOSEST IVE COME TO MY HEART EXPLODING?!?!” PLEASE?!?! “You left your typewriter at my apartment straight from the tortured poets department.” Five stars!!
3. My boy only breaks his favorite toys: ‘I’m queen of sandcastles he destroys.’ Jumps out at me. “Cause I knew too much.” WHAT DO YIU KNOW TAYLOR. “Should have known it was a matter of time.” Taylor is the queen of ignoring red flags. 🚩 This is a fun beat though besties. “Once I fix me, he’s gonna miss me.” YEAH. TELL EM BESTIE. “Stole my tortured heart and left all these broken parts. Told me I’m better off.” Sorry Taylor you were better off babes.
4. Down bad: NICER BEAT OKAY. “Dawn bad crying at the gym.” Mood. “Fuck it if I can’t have him I might just die.” No why is this so FUNNY. Like this is Matty we’re talking about for sure. “Everything forms out teenage petulance.” I mean yeah cause you were still developing a prefrontal cortex when you met him. “So fuck you if I can’t have us.” HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS PART. Honestly I feel you Taylor, I’ve been dumb for a dumb boy before too. It’s okay.
5. So long London: EXCISE ME OPENING WITH A CHORAl. THESE KYRICS WHATLFHAKRHS FUCKKKKK. How much sad did you think I had??? Oh the tragedy?! So long London, you’ll find some one???? “You left me at the house by the heath.” “I stopped CPR”?!?! 😿😿 “YOU LET Me give all that you for free?!?!” SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING GRAMMY YOGURT BOY AND YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT IT. “too graves, one gun?!” Good for you baby girl. “I’ll find someone” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m gonna throw up. Fuck fuck fuck. Taylor 😿😿😿😿 “I DIED ON THE ALTER” ALDBSKAHDBSJSKS NOOOOO. I’m crying. My Shakespeare queen. You’ll find someone RIPS at my heart.
6. But daddy I love him: “bedroom eyes like a remedy.” Fuck how many matty songs are we getting. This reminds me so much of a faith hill song. No I will not elaborate right now. Very country narrative. This one will be fun to scream in concert just for the “I’m having his baby…no I’m not!!!” Very chaotic. 4/5 stars.
7. Fresh out of the slammer: daily disappearing just to see him smile?!?! Girlie pop you really do lie to yourself don’t you??? “He was with her in dreams” I mean it’s really joeover. This song is fun, I like it, very chaotic as well. 5/5 stars.
8. Florida!!!: Florence my queen you make this song beautiful, I need more listens to deconstruct it though:
9. Guilty as skin: girl just write self insert fanfic if you want to fuck someone this badly (can’t wait to write and read fics based off this one hahahaha) 5/5 stars 🌟
10. Who’s afraid of little old me?: shit I’m crying. Fuck fuck fuck. She truly hates most of the new fans huh. Lmaooo SHE SINGS THIS IN ALL HER REGISTERS OMGGGG. It’s all her past selves screaming at us!!! Aldhaksjdka she’s so fucking clever
11. I can fix him no really I can: AHAHA THE ENDING KF THE SONG ALDBSKAHDKAJDHAKDHW SHE REALLY SAID “OH SHIT DAMN I FUCKED UP DIDNT I” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12. Loml: Joe Alwyn you need witness protection
13. I can do it with a broken heart: oh god this was hurts me more than so long London because it hits home for every damn time I had to preform on stage and then go cry in the shower between shows 🥲
14. The smallest man who ever lived: 🚨🚨🚨 found at the scene of the crime: Joe Alwyn's Small Dick
15. The alchemy: AHHHHHHH!!! HOLY FUCK WE GOT A TRAVIS SONG ALDBSLAHDBSKSJDBWKEHDBAKWJD HE GOT A SONG FUCK YESSSSS
16. CLARA BOW: the outro. The OUTRO. THE FUCKING OUTRO. I’m dead. 😵
Overall: I love it. I love it. I love it SO DAMN MICH. you can tell how much time and effort she put into production and story telling. FUCK. I love this album as much as I loved Folklore the first time I heard it!!
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His line of thought was interrupted by the sound of an adult man wailing as he tried to pour more alcohol down his throat, only to miss entirely and have the thing get thrown straight to the floor.
"Satan– (hic) fucking damnit!" Blitz yelled, grabbing at his horns and pulling on them a bit. "This shit alwayss happenssss to me! FUCK!" He tried to get up from the stool, only to fall face first on the floor after missing the step. Striker only watched, with the face of someone seeing a small dog accidentally trip and fall while trying to walk for the very first time. The man was just kind of pathetic, but it was still pretty entertaining.
"Need some help down there, partner?" Striker teased, sipping his own drink. Couldn't get too intimate now, right?
Blitz stopped, moving his head slightly to meet Striker's gaze. Oh, fuck, he's being SO fucking embarassing right now. He's going to get a terrible grade at impressing the cool guy. Something both normal to fear and possible to achieve.
"Ohhhh, uhh, heyyyy Strikerrr-" He said, clumsily trying to get up by balancing himself on the stool, almost falling again in the process. "Haahh– you uhm, didn't see that, did youuu?"
"I saw every part of it. And it was very funny."
"Hahahahahaha yeah I beeet it was you snake." Blitz finally sat back down again, holding his face in his hands. "Satan's ass… that'sss so embarassin' on my endd."
"It really is." Striker said, handing him the water bottle with a small smile. "Now come on, drink up. Don't need you throwin' up all over somebody today, yeah?"
"Yeah… probably not." He took it in his hands, brushing his fingers against Striker's gloves for a second, and then quickly turning away. "Uh… thankss. N'such."
They both stay quiet for a bit while Blitzo drinks, still kind of regaining his senses from falling, and Striker notices how his eyebrows furrow again.
"...How come you're out drinkin' on a different ring all by yourself eh? Bird boy wasn't interested in accompanying ya?"
Blitzo's face contorts more, and his grip on the water bottle tightens a lot. Probably the wrong subject to bring up.
"Oh, he's never fuckin' interested if the topic isn't sex. Doesn't even matter."
"Right." He coughs awkwardly. "What about ya employees? Are they not around for a couple of shots?"
"I kinda ruined their date, so I don't think I even have employees at this point.
Hm. Another miss. This comforting shit is hard.
"...Well, don't you have anyone else you can talk to?-"
"Listen, if you're trying to make me feel bad here for not having any friends, it's working, and I'm REALLY not in the mood to deal with that." Blitzo snaps, turning away
"Well, I'm not. I guess I just-" Striker bites his tongue, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. The words don't come out right. He ends up sighing, "I dunno. I figured someone like you would have plenty. You're not half bad."
Blitzo widens his eyes, like he just heard the most outrageous thing ever. "Really-?" He then coughs, looking away again. "Uhhh. I mean, thanks. I guess.
Silence falls between the two again, but there seems to be a mutual understanding. Blitzo glances back and forth between his water and Striker, who by now is just tracing the glasses' rim with his finger boredly. His eyes watch the ripples in the glass, and for a second Blitzo swears he could see him looking back with those bright yellow eyes…
"...Yer starin."
"Hm-? Oh, sorry. I'm…uh, drunk." He lied. Badly. "ANYWAY I really should get going huh! Wow, this night has been way too long-" he gets off the stool, searching his pockets for any leftover money to pay for his drink, and maybe Striker's nicety if he's got anything aside from coins. "I really should get goin', but it was nice seein' you Striker-" He takes out a few crumpled up bills and leaves them on the counter, then he turns to Striker and puts the rest in his hand. "Consider this uh, payback for not killin' me back at the harvest moon festival. Real lost opportunity, honestly, you shoulda taken it heh-"
Blitzo didn't expect to have the money put back on his hand with a certain gentleness.
"No. I don't need your money, Blitz. And it wasn't a missed opportunity, because my offer never left the table." He gets off his seat, and puts a hand on Blitzo's shoulder, "You have potential, but it's up to you to see it. Once you end up valuing your services…" He gets closer, smiling mischievously, "Well, then you come back here and find me, yeah?"
Blitzo felt a shiver run up his spine, but it wasn't out of fear, no. It was good. Really good. "...Yeah, I'll uh, check you out, Striker…"
"You better." He lets go, fixes his hat, and walks away. "See around, Blitz. And remember to call."
Blitzo is confused for a second, only to notice a business card hidden between the bills on his hand. He's left in the bar dumbfounded for a moment, but eventually makes a move on to leave. He swears on every sin out there that it gets harder every day to reject Striker's proposal…stupid handsome bastard.
[End! Hope you like it :)]
Absolutely wonderful. I read it in both their voices and wish it was canon; thank you for reminding me of just how much I utterly love these two.
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Sick Boyfriend roasts Demon Lila Sky and Immortal Cherry Rose
Demon Lila Sky: So Sick Boyfriend, how does it feel to lose another baby, meaning you won’t be able to give birth to your future kid huh? 😈
Sick BF: Jeez, idk how does it feel to be still single? 😏
Demon Lila Sky: *scoffs*
Immortal Cherry Rose: Did he just?
Shirozu: *trying not to laugh*
Sick BF: You’re like 26 and you’re still single, damn I almost feel bad for you, like those clothes you wearing right now 😏
Demon Lila Sky: Hey!
Immortal Cherry Rose: Pfff-
Shirozu: *snickering*
Demon Lila Sky: *grabs Sick Boyfriend by the shirt collar* WHY YOU LITTLE-
Sick BF: *gags* BLEH! When was the last time you brushed your teeth, Lila Sky?! It smells like 10 year expired taco bell bean burritos after you stuffed them into a microwave! 🤢
Demon Lila Sky: *scoffs*
Shirozu: Pfffffffff-
Sick BF: And seriously, when was the last time you took a shower too? You smell like the hell outhouse! 😏
Demon Lila Sky: *offended gasps*
Shirozu: PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!🤣
Demon Lila Sky: HOW DARE YOU?!😡
Sick BF: Hey, Don't blame me for being honest, you been hanging on with too many guys that you can't even keep one yourself~😏
Shirozu: HAHAHAHAHAHA-MAMA-MAMA-AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!🤣
Immortal Cherry Rose: Heh Heh, now that's funny 😏
Sick BF: Oh, Don't think I forgot about you Cherry, the only reason why you couldn't keep your legs closed to other people is because you've been dumped so many times I've lost count😏
Immortal Cherry Rose: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU?! 😠
Shirozu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Mama, You're too funny, I-I can't breathe-AHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣
Immortal Cherry Rose: YOU LITTLE BRAT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT US?!😡
Sick BF: Awww did I hurt you guys feelings🥹, Cry about it 😏
Demon Lila Sky: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Shirozu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sick BF: Heh Heh, *to Shirozu* Sorry honey, did I almost made you pee on your self?
Shirozu: Hehehe No mama, it's fine you didn't. You so cool at roasting those two
Sick BF: I know I am😊
Demon Lila Sky: Grrrrrr normally, I would just kill the both of you right now but I want to save it for if someone comes to rescue you!
Sick BF: Aww you still mad I insulted you? 😏
Demon Lila Sky: UGH!
Immortal Cherry Rose: You know what, let's just put them back into the cell!
Demon Lila Sky: Fine.
Immortal Cherry Rose picked up Sick Boyfriend and Shirozu and send them back into the cell.
Meanwhile with Lila Sky:
Demon Lila Sky: Grrr I can't believe Sick Boyfriend had the audcity to insult me and Cherry Rose like that! Ugh! As if this day can't get any worse.....
Evil Guard: Uh Miss Lila Sky, we have a problem.....
Demon Lila Sky: *mind* I stand corrected....*sighs* What now.....
Evil Guard: W-Well the heroes are coming to r-rescue them and they found out where you two took them....
Demon Lila Sky: WHAT?!
Evil Guard: A-And they also took down Cursed Layla Miller
This angered Demon Lila Sky even more.
Demon Lila Sky: *pulls out Crystal ball and sees the others heading to their next destination* THOSE FUCKERS TOOK DOWN CURSED LAYLA MILLER?!
Evil Guard: Y-Yeah, M-Maybe they have a better chance of taking you two down?
Demon Lila Sky: Uhhhhh FUCK YOU!
Evil Guard: M-My apologises ma'am....
Demon Lila Sky: Grrrrr, you know what, they think they can take down one of my minions, fine, let's see if they can take down Demon Sick Girlfriend! Guard! Tell Demon Sick Girlfriend I have a mission for her!
Evil Guard: B-But ma'am, she scares me-
Demon Lila Sky: THAT'S AN ORDER!
Evil Guard: Yes ma'am! *flies to go to Demon Sick Girlfriend*
Demon Lila Sky: Hehehehe Let's see if they can take down an ex-pride demon~😈
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-THE CAS IN THE PREVIEW??????
-OH THEY WERE SICK
-the happy music.
-uhhhhhhh pie haha isn’t it funny
-yeah I miss Cas too. Anyway. Pie time
-THE FUCKING CLOWNS HAHAHA
-Singer and Kripke fuck off
-they left the woman alive but cut off her tongue? Classic SPN silencing women
-unserious ass show!!!
-the fact that this whole case is just set up to ensure Dean dies. So fucking stupid
-are we just on this earth to suffer
-I need to get drunker
-THE REBAR IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE BARN
-why are we bringing back this random woman
-REBARRRRR
-this is so contrived
-they really test Jackles to his limit rn and he’s past. It
-he does not look like he’s dying?
-YOU WERE JUST TALKING LAST EPISODE ABOUT HOW YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING WHAT IS THISSSSSS
-what theme does this convey. What does any of this mean
-whyyyyyyyy the fucking incest bait
-WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
-why is he monologuing go to a hospital!!!!!!
-it tries too hard to make you feel sad but none of this is earned
-NO AMERICANA YOU DID NOT DESERVE AMERICANA YOU STUPID EPISODE
-JARPAD????? HAHAHAHAHAHA
-no one at Dean’s funeral except Sam. Whatever
-I like Sam but Sam can not carry the last half of this episode. Or should I say Jarpad can not
-when do we get to see white wig jarpad
-“that kid of yours”……..
-the fucking look Bobby gives after “Cas helped” is so funny. Auntie telling you a boy stopped by earlier looking for you (I’m delusional)
-the car in fucking heaven
-stop with the Carry On dude
-Dean Jr akdjskdhs
-if they were being realistic they would have Dean Jr wearing one of those Southern ass monograms
-we skipped over blurry wife on accident
-WHITE WIG JARPAD YESSSSS
-Dean Jr with the anti possession tattoo
-why he look like old John Mulaney here
-don’t make me listen to the acoustic cover of Carry on My Wayward Son
-is this the fucking Glee cover or something. Why are we listening to it twice
-THE STUPID FUCKING BRIDGE
-no cello Americana. Be so for fucking real
-this is the evil version of the time they panned out from Dean and Cas staring at each other
-POST CREDITS SCENE??????
-I feel like I’m being attacked
-everyone on there and not Misha. Sick and twisted
-I think I said “what are we doing here” about 20 times.
0/10. A failure on all fronts. No other episode has made me question my life like this
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34, 80, 86
34. Worst possible time to get horny?
At work mainly because my current job is really demanding so I can't really do anything about it 🫠 However sometimes I will indulge in the horny thoughts to pass the time/purposefully keep myself worked up so I can fuck myself stupid when I get home. So it's not terrible but the only place I can think of rn that's not ideal.
80. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck yeah my celebrity/character fuck list is like a mile long. However my tastes are rather niche and thus too revealing, so I'll share one of my more basic/mainstream crushes is Pedro Pascal.
(there's two number 86s so I'll answer both)
86. Are you loud or quiet during sex/masturbation?
I'm loud as fuck it's not even funny. I just think the act of being vocal is hot. I wouldn't necessarily say my own sound turns me on but I just think expressing how well I'm getting fucked feels good and adds to the experience. Kinda like cheering at a concert or sporting event. However I'm able to control it when I'm masturbating since I've consistently had roommates so I've gotten good at staying quiet for that unless of course I'm alone or jerking off with/for someone else. But if I'm getting fucked, you're going to know how much I'm enjoying myself. I'm a slut so any kind of sexual touching will easily get a vocal reaction out of me.
86. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
Nah I talk a big game on here but I'm too anxious irl for hooking up with a stranger or someone I just met. I'm not super adventurous when it comes to finding my next bed partner(s).
Send Pervy Questions!
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We're Fucking That Fish Again: Let's Play Tears of the Kingdom
It's getting hot in here (by which I mean I cleared the Fire Temple and found the Zoras.)
Well, it's happened. I've caved. I'm doing the goddamn Fire Temple. I hope you're happy, big son.
…And now I've DOUBLE caved. I'm wearing fireproof pants instead of my cute puffy pink ones. Don't look below my waist. Avert your eyes from my leggy shame:
(I will never cave on my fancy hat and bare chest.)
I get the sense that I'm subverting some puzzles in the Fire Temples with my sheer determination to scale every wall and swim up through every ceiling, but it's my prerogative to work harder, not smarter, okay
At this point Yunobo's unshakeable belief that the thing-in-Zelda's-body is in peril and requires rescuing is extremely funny to me. My boy could see her holding up a bank and be like, "Oh no! We have to save Princess Zelda from that gun in her hand!"
Marbled Gohma is giving me a taste of my own carpet-bombing medicine and I DO NOT CARE FOR IT
Oh fuck when I try to load a bomb arrow it IMMEDIATELY blows up in my face
This boss is a trap set for me, specifically
UGH I had to beat it by WHACKING it with a MELEE weapon like an ANIMAL
Damn, ancestor Goron has a cool mask, too! Like a big ol' toothy fish. I really hope this ends with my ass getting Majora'd. Or a big Good Masks vs. Evil Masks showdown where I get to be a jumbo-sized Fierce Deity. Fly me to the moon, please and thank you
Zelda continues to be the busiest and least temporally deferential time traveler since Lucca Ashtear
I got a fist bump and a gay little thumb ring, which is great, but the latest magatama is on Yunobo's belt instead of in my mouth, and that continues to be bullshit
I'm sorry, this quest is about me convincing people NOT to do their job in their underpants? No one has ever been more poorly suited to a task.
Every time I see Link's natural hair I am briefly disoriented
CAN'T RELATE:
My post-temple wanderings have brought me to the first Zora I've seen all game! I threw some wet fruit at him and learned how to clean up sludge. I'm gonna Captain Planet my way through that shit from now on
EXCUSE ME WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
DID YOU LITERALLY BUILD A STATUE OF LINK RIDING SIDON AND TUGGING ON THE EQUIVALENT OF HIS HAIR
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit holy shit and the Zora showing it off to me is his fiancée???
Am I being invited to a very wet threeway
Link just spurted all over a statue of himself barebacking her betrothed and she's like, oh, you should go talk to him and then come find me, wink! What is happening
Lol I just found Sidon and apparently the dynamic at play here is more Yona attempting to drum up interest from Sidon by inviting Link into their sex life. I am scarcely exaggerating when I paraphrase Sidon's dialogue as, "Greetings, my beloved friend! My most cherished bosom companion! I have longed after you and rejoice in gazing upon you at last! …Oh, my fiancée? Yes, I suppose I am to be wed. Nice girl, we grew up together, drifted apart, you know how it goes. Anyway, is there literally anything I can do for you, light of my life?"
I am NOT KIDDING:
Bless the devs who chose to carry on Link's fine fish-fucking tradition, they are the horny heroes we need
I have a hit a wall of untranslatable slab so I am zipping off elsewhere
Let the record show that just as I will fall for every assassin disguised as a researcher underground, so will I pick up a suspicious bunch of bananas in a field where bananas can't grow and be shocked when they are an assassin's trap
#stealthnoodle plays loz: tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers#yes... ha ha ha... yes!#i am swiftly descending into sex jokes#in my defense i am absolutely being baited#(sorry not sorry for that fish pun)#dammit i just realized i forget to change back into my good pants
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Jake English, Erisolsprite
Act 6, page 5516
JAKE: SIIIIIGH.
ERISOLSPRITE: no.
JAKE: Oh! Hey there buddy i nearly forgot you were bobbing about over there what with my emotional dilemmas.
ERISOLSPRITE: oh plea2e, a2 iif that loud heavvy 2iigh wwa2nt 2o obvviiou2ly diirected at gettiin my take on your 2HIITTY, BORIING boyfriiend problem2.
JAKE: Heheheh. Was i really so transparent?
JAKE: Youre a good man mr erisol. A good man with a good heart. Im lucky to have you as a friend.
ERISOLSPRITE: no, you bloody iimbeciile.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii am not a good man, ii dont havve a good heart, and iim not your fuckiin friiend.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii thiink you may be the dumbe2t liivviin beiing ii havve evver encountered.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii dont evven knoww wwhy ii bothered floatiing dowwn thii2 liittle gra22y gulch twwo fliip you the daiily biird. ii mu2t be out of my already tortured pan twwo bother wwiith ANY of you ovveremotiional fuckbag2.
JAKE: I suppose its true. You can be a bit of a surly customer.
JAKE: I dont hold it against you though. You have always been a wonderful source of amusement and companionship in this desolate place.
ERISOLSPRITE: wwoww, iit2 cool ii amu2e you, that really giivve2 meaniing to my joke of an exii2tence, ii mean WWOWW, thank2.
JAKE: Sure thing.
JAKE: Im just not sure who else to talk to about my issues with dirk.
ERISOLSPRITE: ok, wwhy dont you giivve thii2 per2on a wwhiirl: NOT ME?
JAKE: Im so conflicted. Ive enjoyed our time together and all the adventures weve had over the last few months.
JAKE: But as a paramour he has been overbearing to say the least. I dont know if i have the gumption to withstand another round of needy overtures.
JAKE: What do you think sir sprite? Should i put the old kibash on the affair?
ERISOLSPRITE: ii hate howw you 2ay evverythiing. howw can he 2tand you.
JAKE: Although frankly that prospect alone sounds arduous.
JAKE: I wouldnt even know what to say to the poor fella.
JAKE: You are my mystical guide on this adventure! What perchance might you advise?
ERISOLSPRITE: alriight you wwant 2ome redrom coun2el, wwell here you go.
ERISOLSPRITE: iim of the miind2et that wwhen you havve a rock 2oliid piiece of a22 tiied twwo the dock, you dont bloody wwell tug the knot loo2e and 2hovve the fucker off wwiith the heel a your boot.
ERISOLSPRITE: but then another part of me ju2t wwonder2 wwhat the FUCK ii ju2t 2aiid there? liike that wwa2 ju2t 2uch a wweiird 2ociiopathiic thought ii had, ii hone2tly had no iidea howw bad ii could po22iibly feel about my2elf untiil ii BECAME my2elf, iif THAT make2 2en2e.
ERISOLSPRITE: your bro ha2 feeliin2 twwo con2iider, he2 not 2ome 2liice of grub2teak. wwhy are you con2ultiing wwiith me, iim a dii2a2ter. no iim a dii2a2ter that 2hiit iit2 emotiional pant2 wwiith thiick liiquiid CATA2TROPHE, 2o dont evven come near me.
JAKE: Oh mr erisol. You are in rare form today.
ERISOLSPRITE: fuck you jake. iim not funny. ii havve no actual clue wwhy you thiink iim 2o funny, 2o PII22 OFF.
JAKE: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ERISOLSPRITE: ii 2hould havve exploded my2elf the moment he 2pawwned me.
ERISOLSPRITE: evvery day iim wwonderiin wwhy ii havvent blowwn my2elf up yet.
ERISOLSPRITE: one tiime ii thiink ii almo2t diid?
ERISOLSPRITE: then ii ju2t thought...
ERISOLSPRITE: MEH.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii thiink the truth ii2 deep dowwn ii mu2t lovve 2ufferiin.
ERISOLSPRITE: ju2t liike you and wwhat2 hii2 face and your TRAINWRECK of a mate2priit2hiip.
JAKE: STOP! STOP!!! MY SIDES.
JAKE: Your act is too rich. Thanks buddy this is cheering me up at least a little.
ERISOLSPRITE: 2hut up.
ERISOLSPRITE: oh and you knoww wwhat el2e ii2 fliippiin BULL2HIIT?
ERISOLSPRITE: thii2 hoax that youre iimplyiin there2 no one el2e twwo talk twwo about thii2.
ERISOLSPRITE: TALK TWWO A MEMBER OF YOUR OWWN FUCKIIN 2PECIIE2 FOR A CHANGE.
ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat about crocker. try ruiiniin her day wwiith your wwii2hy wwa2hy rubbii2h.
JAKE: Youre right. I really should catch up with Janey.
JAKE: Its been a while since we spoke. It does seem like more and more im the one to get in touch with her.
JAKE: I do hope she hasnt tired too badly of listening to my problems. The last thing i want is to give the impression that everything revolves around my various romantic hurdles.
ERISOLSPRITE: revvolvve around? iit2 a biit late for that jake.
ERISOLSPRITE: your flu2hed quadrant ii2 a black hole and wwe are all beiing dragged 2creamiin through iit2 evvent horiizon.
ERISOLSPRITE: ju2t talk twwo jane, and nevver fuckiin look at me agaiin for the re2t of your liife.
ERISOLSPRITE: iim leavviing. hey here2 one for the road.
JAKE: Ah! There she blows. Your favorite finger of all.
JAKE: You sure do love showing that one to people. Its actually become a vaguely comforting gesture.
ERISOLSPRITE: you knoww wwhat youvve done jake.
ERISOLSPRITE: you havve totally RUIINED the act of fliippiin people off.
ERISOLSPRITE: iit wwa2 the one joy ii had left. ii hope youre happy.
JAKE: Boy howdy!!!
#homestuck#jake english#erisolsprite#homestuck act 6#page 5516#homestuck act 6 act 5#homestuck act 6 act 5 act 1
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Hello! It's Winter. One Didier fic coming up! LOL.
He watched intently as his wife spoke passionately on her cell phone. It was almost time for bed, but she had answered a call while they were removing their decorative pillows from their bed.
Distracted by his wife’s wholesome laughter, Emmanuel could no longer concentrate on his book. He felt his face burn red when he noticed the way she playfully touched her diamond necklace - a gift from him. Once she bit her bottom lip and whispered, Oooh I love that idea. You're the best, he lost it.
“Get off!” Emmanuel whispered in a harsh tone. He wasn’t playing around anymore.
Only now, when she looked him in the face, did Brigitte realize her husband was serious. She quickly said goodbye to the person on the other end and hung up.
“What’s wrong?” she asked, throwing her cell phone across the bed.
“Who were you talking to? You were practically giddy.” Emmanuel huffed. “Please tell me it was one of the children!”
She closed her eyes, preparing herself for the shitstorm that was about to happen. “It was Didier. We were talking about our event.”
“Didier??!! What did he say that made you laugh so hard?”
Brigitte rolled her eyes, “I wasn’t laughing that hard. We were remembering something funny a small child said to us. Stop acting jealous!”
“JEALOUS? How do you expect me to react? Hearing my wife giggle on the phone with another man is not a comforting feeling. If I wasn’t in the room, would you have started touching yourself?” He asked, spitting as he spoke.
“Are you fucking insane!?!? What the hell is wrong with you!? I can’t believe you just asked me that!” Brigitte rushed to the door, but Emmanuel grabbed her.
“Where are going? This conversation isn’t done!” Emmanuel yelled.
“YES, IT IS! I can’t believe you think I am physically attracted to Didier. Or think I would touch…. AH! You need to think before you speak.” Brigitte scolded him. "I would never have phone sex with another man!"
He took a deep breath, regretting the words he had said to her. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said what I did. However, you should know, by now, how upset I get when you speak about Didier.” Emmanuel sulked. "He's a sore topic."
“I don’t understand why! I am happily married to YOU! I would never do anything to jeopardize our marriage.” Brigitte said, opening their bedroom door.
“Where are you going? Aren’t you coming to bed?” Emmanuel asked, realizing his words cut her deeply. He knew how hot their phone sex was, and he couldn't imagine sharing his wife - in that way - with another man. But it was stupid of him to allow that thought to enter his brain.
Brigitte took a deep breath. “You know when people say you shouldn’t joke around? Well, I was only kidding. That wasn’t Didier on the phone. I was speaking to our future son-in-law. I just wanted to tease you into thinking it was Didier so you could get all jealous and sexy. And then we could have wild, passionate sex… but unfortunately, you took it too far with your comment.” She admitted before walking out of the room. “I’ll be down the hall. Maybe I'll see you for breakfast."
Hellooo Winter! ❤️
Omg 😂 I knew something was coming 😂 hahahahahaha Brigitte wanting a bit of foreplay pretending to be Didier on the phone to make him jealous and have some nice passionate sex, and Emmanuel just ruining the all thing with his big mouth 😭 Hopefully he learned the lesson hahahaha even tho being an idiot and the promise of what could’ve been a great night, will probably serve as enough punishment 😂
Thank you so much, Winter! ❤️❤️❤️
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the past days have been so fucking ughyyg weird slightly eventful
monday i had to go to my lectures office in uni embarrassing 15 year old lou energy cos this fuck head was trying to get me in shit for our group project even though everyone was to blame and they did fuck all in it so me being me with my stupid mouth started getting in an argument (THEY STARTED THE ARGUMENT) bro should never of started that my lecturer was in this conversation too and of course i had to start calling them a fucking dick bitch whatever every word my dumb fuck brain could think of well done lou u stupid fuck so my lecturer had to bring me to their room to literally lecture me wtf ok told me about student etiquette im an embarrassment guys ik
then yesterday i was working apparently completely disregarded some youtube vlogger woman with like 1.5 million subs cos i was busy giving drinking to other customers so i was like soz ill be with u in a sec HAHAHAHAHAHA then my friend was telling me about it and then soemone tried to buy my jacket for £10 thats an insult tbh but okay i did get a singular free chip from a guy at work though so thats a plus also there was a few americans ordering at the bar too WHY ARE AMERICANS SO NICE?!?!?! i loved them it was so funny
anyway today is my uni showcase but im refusing to go because no so im in bed i am a literal child i act 12
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live slug reaction (aka naina watches the cm movie after midnight and provides long and dumb and unnecessary commentary) (there be spoilers inside. tread w caution and all that jazz)
THE BOOOKK i wonder if we'll get to see the pages eventually.
also remembered my au i based off it...... i gotta dig it up
the recap aka watch how hard can i cry abt krdcs story despite having it seen it like 50 times already
adachi cringefail compilation in reverse so true
HELP ME WHYARE THEY SITTING LIKE THATSHHDHD. they are just sitting . five feet apart cause theyre not gay
ROKKAKU. I LOVE YOU BUT WHY ..... who was he trying to call anyway .....
their fucking faces i cant do thsidjbfjsjd those shifty ass side glances im losing it theyre so NERVOUS IM YELLING
ADACHI MY BELOVED AUGH HE DIDNT EAT ...... and them both laughing AUGHHH theyre my everythingggGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE REALLY WAS JEALOUS OF THE CHICKEN NOODLES i thought ppl were kidding but no . oh my god
ALSO.! KUROSAWAS ROOM IN DETAIL FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! taking notes for No reasons
obsessed w how adachi so Obviously checks to see if their feet are touching and kurosawa, Aware of the powers, just does not see it
theyre so cute fucking hell.....
OHHH GIMME GIMME TIME LETS GOOOO
oh the camping trip ough. . .. would pay to be the fish just to watch this sappy ass shit irl
theyre both so dumb theyre literally made for each other i swear
Kurosawa. What Is Wrong With You. Stop Thinking Things Ur Scaring The Little Man
unrelated but omg the shots are sooo pretty i love the waterfall one....
NOT THE 'LOOKING AT THE PERSON WHILE SAYING "ITS BEAUTIFUL"' TROPE NOOOOO IM WEAK
hh.. h h n . h . . hands.. Hands
THEYRE SO CUTE (counter: 2)
OFFICE GANG IS BACKKK i missed them...... ms fujisaki my queen most of all
WHAT IS W THAT GAY ASS STARE ACROSS THE OFFICE U GUYS HELLO
ADACHIS ROOM !!!!!! sorry i like it a lot seeing it again is like seeing an old friend.......
"for us to be together forever" WHAT IF I THREW MYSELF OFF MY BED !!!!!!!!!!!!
"i wished for our happy days to last forever" AND WHAT IF I PARACHUTE JUMPED OFF A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!
also dear god knowing what happens next as they say this is . it Is.
ah . its them. tsugemina.... ha ha one part of the show i didnt rlly miss
my 'kurosawa actually cares a lot abt rokkaku when hes not busy being jealous of him' agenda REAL and CANON
THE BESTIES ok i did miss adachi and tsuges bestie-isms . they are so funny
MINATO? THEY WERE TALKING ABT DRINKS MY DUDE .......
the og soundtrack in the bg ......... Yeah
ADACHI LOOKING AT KUROSAWA LIKE THAT GUYS I CANT DO THIS I CANNOTTTT
THEYRE SO CUTE FUCK OFF (counter: 3)
comedic genius w that cut from adachi hoping for them to be together all to finding out abt the transfer
rokkaku... i am looking at him .....
ADACHI BEING GOOD AT HIS JOB SOOOO TRUE
noooo noooooooo noooOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE FLASHBACKS NOOOOOOOOOO MY POOR HEART
seeing all the times kurosawa sacrificed what he wants for adachis sake ....... girlie who allowed this im so
Ah. Kurosawas Face..... Bros I Cant Do This....
THE BRIDGE !!!!!!!!!! THE™ BRIDGE™!!!!!!!!!!!!
KUROSAWA STOP FAKING STOP IT IM SHAKING YOU STOP ITTTT
SONS OF BITCHES FUCKING HELL THIS ANGST AAAAJAJJHDHBD. .JDJJE. DYING
KUROSAWAAAAAAAA
ep 1 parallel..... eats it up. definitely giffing this later Yeah
OUGH THE DISTANCE THE SLIDING SHOT THING (???? IDK I DONT KNOW FILM THINGS) THE DISCONNECT BETWEEN THEIR WORDS AND EXPRESSION OUGH OUGHHHH
A. AAA .A A.A..A. THIS IS JUST BEGINNING OF EP12 AGAIN WHY
hey that reminds me of the evil fic idea i was gonna write after watching the movie :)
Also. just noticed i have been talking in caps too much. sorry but 1) its late my brain isnt working 2) i gotta yell man
NEW FRIENDS who is He ........ who are all of they i need to know for fic purposes
THE PEN FUCK OFF NOOOOO . HE LOOKS SO SAD I . . .... . .. .. .HUGS HIM
adachi my talented brilliant genius amazing son . thats it thats the point
adachi my son hey hello. i understand jps toxic work culture but please. dont do that
so many pretty shots of kurosawa but he looks so sad in them..... this is his burden
adachi, alone, walking past couples/ppl in pairs..... poetic cinema
O NAGASAKI APARTMENT i am Perceiving 👁️👄👁️
kurosawa running to get his phone...... someone fly this man to kyushu Right Now
ough kurosawa pov. . always promising w angst as always
HE WAS LYING........ MY GUYS U GOTTA COMMUNICATE
THE BGM IS SOO GOOD BTW HITS SO HARD i think this is a leitmotif but brains too wack rn to recognise which piece its from
FUCK. THE PEN FUCK EVERYTHING AAAAAA WHY DO THEY DO THIS S
Looking. At the Apartment. Tidbits and Things and Blue Theme (very good and perhaps meant to match kurosawas place) but also adachi why is it . like this
47k yen flight bro............ call me unromantic bc i would not unless Absolutely Necessary
aha. foreshadowing.
oh my god okay its happening . gif
adachi jesus okay no stop stoppp go sit down please im begging you
Ah.
yuta 'jumping to grave conclusions' rokkaku strikes again . in his defense he probably didnt know anything but man
AGH. G GHH J N .. J N J JJ KDJDJD . GOOD GOD
A. . OOF . OKAY i fucking forgot abt that dream oh goodness . adachi i am psychoanalysing ur brain now
not remembering phone numbers he just like me fr
WAIT SHIT FUCJ OH . OH
SAYING THIS AGAIN. THE FUCKING RELIEF ON HIS FAAACEEEEEE IM UNWELLLLL
they hugged there btw im declaring this canon rn
fucking Finalllyyyy they Talk
"i nearly lost it" imagining his perspective and. H. . . ... hsj.. kj. ikk.w..d..
"i thought id never see you again" Who ...... why ................ to hurt me ...????? personally??????????
smashing a rock over my head during adachis lines
JESUS. CHRIST. KUROSAWA .......
OH MY GOD OKAY ITS HAPPENING . GIF (REMIX)
HANDS. PASSING AWAY NOW THANK YOU.
guys . what the fuck (<- rendered speechless)
parallel 2 !!!!!!! lets go!!!!
AH I SEE NOW. THE CARESSING. WOW......
ok a complaint here. honestly there wasnt enough use of the magic to even feel like it was missing tbh ? like it got mentioned and plot device-d but we barely heard any actual thoughts so the lack of it felt exaggerated imo
ITS THE SCENE ITS THE EDJDJJ JJHDJE BACK HUG WAUGH
aaaaand we're back to the THEYRE SO CUTE'S (counter: 4)
unrelated but how did the carpet not stain
PULLING MY HAIR OUT. THEIR PROMISE. SCREAMING
omg the besties <3 ignoring the tsugemina tho lol
HEEEEEEE omg he looks adorable..... also wow damn that was a fast time skip for 8 whole months lmao
THE FRIENDSHIPS. ACTUALLY LOVE THEM SO MUCH....
ROKKAKU I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU HES SOOO SWEET
the student becomes the teacher.....
haha . foreshadowing :D
THEY ARE. SO FUCKING CUTE (counter: 5? i think? slowly losing count)
also complaint 2 a bit suddenly but arent the subs a bit off...... not that i know any jp but i feel like they arent exactly right at times
THE ICONIC PYJAMAS RETURN also omg kurosawa avoiding the topic ohhh i wanna squish his cheeks so bad
THE SWEET LIFE DAYDREAM OUTFITS RETURN....... also the fucking choir playing every time kurosawa goes into his. . Adachi Mode. so good
PICTURES TIMEEEE PARALLEL 3
kurosawa meets the in-law (food truck guy)
OH THE MAIL SCENE AAAWWWWWWWW STOPPPPPPPPPP
guys i cannot. the matching everything. chores list . fucks sake. this is a scene from a fic i swear
my 'kurosawa is Not a morning person' agenda. real and canon
kurosawa scrunkly of all fucking time like there is not a more scrunkly chara ive seen in my life i love him so much oh my god
hey have i mentioned how cute they are yet . no? ok here it is. They Are So Cute (counter: 6 or something)
KUROSAWA CARES ROKKAKU IM TELLING YOUUUUU
oh what does that say on urabes laptop
(unrelated. had to pause here bc i felt a tiny earthquake and that scared the fuck out of me oof,, anyways back to the brain rot)
rokkaku and fujisaku u both are So real
ah them again.... looking at the besties Only
Hehehehehehe Adachi Got Plans
closing my eyes sorry i dont care abt these two at all ,,......
oh my god tsuge cursed...... king shit
ADACHI UR BRAINNN MASSIVE HUGE MY GENIUS SON..... HES PLANNING FAR AHEAD ALREADY SOBBSS
"i want to have a life with you forever and for always" this. .this. the. Head in my Hands. how am i supposed to cope with this . Hello
AAGHHGGH HUG !!!!!!!!!!
i heard the legends of the resume. i did not know it was this intricate. kurosawa my guy what the fuck
taking notes tho. hm yes birthday same as manga kurosawa..... hmmmm yes mari Is his sisters name...... hmmm past jobs (?). hope someone translates the whole thing
boy abt to pitch himself as adachis boyfriend like a stationary product. u know what? unique. points for creativity
WAIT THE REASON FOR APPLY HELP ME DNDJEJDJD THIS MAN someone please please translate this oh my god
KUROSAWA LORE!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god mari got lore too yesssss good for her
why did they reduce kazuyas number of kids.... was it an actor casting thing
OH ADACHI FAMILY !!!!!! LOOKING INTENSELY
kurosawa.......... hes so determined....
AWWWWW IM SO HAPPY FOR THEMMM best family i care them 🥺🥺🥺🥺
"welcome to our family" SOBBING SO LOUD
omg the shogi scene....... that indirect asian family brand of acceptance....... love to see it
YEAHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE !!!!!!! (refusing to think abt the next part)
chuckles. uh oh.
HEY ITS THAT SCENE . i didnt know it happened here oh
mont blanc again hehe
kurosawa did we not learn. did we not learn from the nagasaki part. my man
PARK!!! PARK™!!!!!! PARK PARK ITS THE OUUHHHHGHHGFFD [passes out]
somehow every speech adachi has given this movie has felt like a goddam punch to the stomach . Pain
losing count of the parallels there are so many Sooo Many
THE BGMMMMMMM ITS THAT ONE SONG
WAIT SURPRISE HUG OH THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. FUCK THEYRE SO CUTE (counter: i dont know anymore)
preparing my hands to be thrown later
the contrast of their houses is soo interesting me like adachis parents house being small and traditional vs kurosawas parents house being bigger and modern
and smth smth yet adachis family being more accepting of them despite that ....... Looking
saw ppl being like 'why did they bring irl problems into silly gay show' and yes i understand but also 1) this happened in the manga 2) i feel like this is kind of necessary ? not just from a realism perspective but for the storytelling??? like the point is to show adachis growth using hurdles and to show how he gets over them so without a serious scene like this i dont think his chara development would hit as hard
YEAH LIKE THAT. JUST LIKE THAT. HOW BEING W KUROSAWA MADE HIM BRAVER TO TAKE ON CHALLENGES
oh. he said it. well guys it was a good run for my online presence im going to go lock myself in my bathroom for the rest of my life now adios
OK GOOD THEY BROUGHT UP HIS SELF IMAGE AND PERFECTIONISM ISSUES . ITS IMPORTANT TO ME
"but then i met adachi. he accepted me as i am" bro i cannot. ep 7 abt to kill me next time i watch it on god
THEY DONT REGRET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL HER
adachis chara dev actually my fav thing on my planet for reallllll its insane how far hes come its incredible to see. and honestly for all that i relate to him it really makes me feel hopeful tbh...
HES CHANGED!!!!!!!!!! just repeating lines atp bc i have nothing to add but i must emphasize. Very Important
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO mama kurosawa i hope u get over ur fears entirely and then u and adachi can bond for the rest of time
"i believe your lives are yours to live" Yeah. Yeahhhhh yeah
OH MY GOODDD OKAY ITS HAPPENING . GIF (THE THIRD) (GONE RIGHT)
the growth from magic-dependent adachi in ep11....... Cries
this scene i saw already and yet. yet. . . Oh............... Wow.........
Hands.
The Bgm. normal about this . very
HANDS.
WHY WOULD THEY MUTE IT EVIL FUCKERS LET HIM SAY I LOVE YOU I NEED TO HEAR IT FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH
HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEARS IN MY EYES KUROSAWA TAKING THE FALL THSISI ISSO .. ..... GUYS
THEYRE SO HAPPY I CANT I LOVE THEMMM
intro parallel .....................
DORKS. WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE (counter: ???? still not enough times)
OH FUCK OH JESUS OH MU GDIIDJDJD
YES IVE SEEN THIS ALREADY. SEVERAL TIMES. YES IM STILL LOSING IT IMMENSELY . THANKS FOR ASKING!
complaint 3: why is adachis fucking wedding suit not fitting him right. huh
AGH. AGH. AAUAUSHHSJJJVJJKKE [taking emotional damage] HHRAAAHHAGGGFGHH
THE MUSICCCCC THE MUSIIIICCCCCCC THIS ISNT ALLLOWWEDDDDD
. BESTIES IM . ... ... ... OH MY GOD.................. I DONT HAVE WORDS ANYMORE. THATS IT.. ......
THE BOOK NO STOPPPPP DONT DO THIS TO ME IM SO WEAK
(i want that drawing by the way. as a painting. framed on my wall. for art purpose)
where is this location btw i would like to know of anyone has an idea
HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWINGING HANDS
well. ... .. .. im super normal after this. i swear (biggest lie told)
SHINOOONNNNNNNNN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
if u guys havent read the lyrics to it yet please. please. they are insane.
its 3 am. no thoughts brain kurodachi. this was so worth the 7 months wait. i am filled with serotonin
i did not say anything coherent or deep at all but maybe ill make a discussion post later if i can get my thoughts in order
but first. when i get my hands on that hd rip i am going to make So many gifs u guys are gonna be sick of me i promise
anyways yeah um . .. ....... krdc will continue to be my personality for the rest of the year please look forward to it <3
ALSO . IF OTHER PPL HAVE ANY THOUGHTS THEY WANNA SHARE W ME PLS FEEL FREE id love to discuss (and/or scream in all AAAAAAs) the movie too :D
ok im going to sleep now good night
#cherry magic#cherry magic spoilers#my post#sorry. in my defense i warned u guys several times in advance#chuckles nervously. ha ha good thing for tumblrs read more function huh...............#ough ok i really need to sleep now but definitely rewatching soon. like in a couple hours after i wake up again probably#praying for hd rip by then perhaps
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Update: I fucking love airports. Once I got over all of the different fears I had, I fell in love. Now I'm addicted to plane travel.
Me and some buddies decided to go to Florida to see an old friend to celebrate Lugnut's birthday. We were all excited for the trip, but Lugnut and I were a little nervous as well. We have never seen each other truly drunk before. We've drank together, but never in such excess. He admitted to me that he was afraid that he'd sexually harass and offend me and make things weird. I told him not to worry because drunk Danielle would probably just find that as funny as sober Danielle would.
I'm an easy drunk because I just dance and laugh for like 2 hours and then pass out somewhere. I figured I'd be an amusing sight for them.
BUT THE TABLES WERE TURNED. I got absolutely fucking rocked (like sprained my knee and got kicked out of a club and went back to the AirBnB alone and slept on the living room floor drunk) and apparently when my buddies got back (when I got kicked out they called me an Uber and sent me on my way) I woke up and sexually harassed the fuck out of Lugnut. He said that, verbatim, I told him that "I want to grab your fucking dick right now."
Part of me is so ashamed that I said shit like that to him because had anything happened (he's too polite and even if he had wanted to sleep with me, which he doesn't, he wouldn't have just because I was so drunk) I would have regretted that so badly. But, also, HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF like that shit is hilarious.
It's also worth noting that apparently I wanted to hit on my buddy Jake as well but told him, "Nope. I'm gonna' shut up because you have a girlfriend and she seems nice." To me that is so fucking funny.
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