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There comes a season when one sees the number of posts in their queue and must increase the number of posts it spits out per day, lest the situation become silly

In related news I've been procrastinating on Tumblr a lot lately and I'm sipping my second big glass of Sambuca on a Tuesday night

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

#junji ito #hayao miyazaki #every time i see a version of this post i must reblog it

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2023 -> 2024

#fish #art

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chu-chu i need you to listen to me very carefully. chu-chu this is really important okay. i need you to break into the kiryuu mansion, and sneak into nanami's room. now i want you to place this egg here into nanami's bed. now just place it right below her hips. make sure it doesn't break okay? chu-chu are you listening to me? this is gonna be really funny.

#revolutionary girl utena #anthy is the character of all time #cannot emphasize enough that this is literally the plot of an episode #once again i wonder what my followers who haven't seen utena think is going on in utena based on the shit i reblog

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#persona 5 #fanart #cuties

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play Kingdom Hearts

#kingdom hearts #you nort a boy

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My favorite thing about dungeon meshi fans is that they share just enough to make it incomprehensible. Does Falin being resurrected with a blood sacrifice have any moral or ethical implications? Fuck if I know. How and why does she become a chimera? Fuck if I know, I only recently found out that the chimeraification happens AFTER the resurrection, so I guess that girl is having A Week.

Where the fuck did Chilchuck and Senshi come from? No idea, Laios just hired them I'm assuming? When how and why does the cat girl show up? No idea. Why do there seem to be like 70 characters when 99% of the screenshots are just the same four dudes? I dunno.

Game of Thrones and Supernatural fans forced me to know more about that show than I ever wanted so in a way I appreciate the Dungeon Meshi fandom for being completely incomprehensible. God speed you crazy bastards.

#dungeon meshi #so true #i feel like tumblr spoiled me the perfect amount to get into the manga #i knew vaguely about a handful of plot points but had no context whatsoever for them #and i knew there was gorgeous art and an f/f ship that looked right up my alley #so i got the joy of plot twists i didn't expect and occasional moments of “oh! you! i recognize you from my dash!” #good job my beloved mutuals

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More explorations through the parsed dialogue files. The nymph in Sharess's Caress (the one whose Fist client turns into a mind flayer) offers you a "moment of ecstasy" in return for saving her life - and apparently there are some character-specific dialog options for all of the origin characters (minus Lae'zel and plus Minsc) regarding their deepest desires. And I'm kinda having a lot of feelings about it.

Naoise Nallinto: The all-being. Here, there is no suffering. Here, you want for nothing. Here, you are anything. You have one word. Tell me: what will you be?

DARK_URGE: Sane. Naoise Nallinto: You are sane. Time dances on in sequence, the winding path of time evens, and becomes straight. With a quiet head, you can once again hear the song of the birds and the wind in the grass. You pluck a flower, and it does not bleed.

SHADOWHEART: Whole. Naoise Nallinto: You are whole. Within and without, free from expectation and the crushing burden of solitude.You are the entirety of you. Every path outward leads to adventures yet unknown. Every path inward leads to dreams eternally fulfilled.

ASTARION: Safe. Naoise Nallinto: You are safe. The winds of fate blow you to the warmest of hearths in the most cordial of inns. Your seething passions lead only to pleasure. The touch of the sun comforts your flesh, but never burns it.

KARLACH: Alive. Naoise Nallinto: You are alive. Your senses vibrate with sensation - smell, taste, touch, sound, sight. All alert to the beauty of now. The sound of your heart - your heart - beats a steady rhythm: Hello, hello, hello.

GALE: Wise. Naoise Nallinto: You are wise. The erudition of the ages flows through you and from you, illuminating the scholars who seek your counsel. You know yourself, for such is the beginning of all wisdom. When souls would drink the waters of learning, you are their font.

WYLL: Free. Naoise Nallinto: Then be free. You are an eagle, the most divine of messengers, soaring above the peak of Mount Sundabar. No man or woman, no devil or demon, no goddess or god dares confine you within one border or one creed.

MINSC: Minsc. Naoise Nallinto: Er - you are Minsc. You are the most Minsc. Wherever you go, there is only Minsc. Every step, every breath, every thought shall be - the Minsc-est. (DEVNOTE: Confused but making it work.)

#bg3 #oh my god #so many emotions #and then #so much misnc

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Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside

#stardew valley #fanart

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You mean to tell me he breasted boobly down the courtroom stairs??

#ace attorney #fanart #narumitsu #i fucking love this

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

#death note

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should i post this

#mushrooms #art #comic #i'm fucking cackling

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It's basic character design principles. They're both dead but only one left a corpse you can recognize from the silhouette

#sonic the hedgehog

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fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

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(this is comic #11) [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [all posts] [from the start]

a story about the japanese language teacher from persona 5 being paid to do nothing. (under a readmore because Long)

you can tell she's growing closer with an MMO gamer girl because she's started being assigned joke nicknames based on her quirks. "professor" 😭

ah, but not that close.

anyway this one really took on a life of its own so there's a lot of stuff left on the cutting room floor... hmm. there's even some setups that didn't get their punchlines (lol). her misery is too powerful...ms "the rest is simply not funny" over here

#persona 3 #persona 5 #failteacher yuri #fanart #fan comic #godddd i love these

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#it's time

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All three of the Little Men are in there

#frogs #art #i will take any quest they offer me