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alpinelittlecow · 2 months

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Pens and paper 🩷

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miryel89 · 1 year

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Our life becomes colorful as we learn new emotions ♥

#dirkgently #dirkgentlyholisticdetectiveagency #dirkgently fanart #dghda art #dirk gently #todd brotzman #todd x dirk #brotzly #netflix #myart #digital #elijahwood #samuelbarnett #corqi #life goal #procreate

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benjiedrawings · 2 years

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It’ll always be you, won’t it? Time and time and time again [ID: Digital drawing in a cartoony art stylle of Todd and Dirk. They’re despicted in full body and hold hands while looking at each other. Todd, to the left, holds an air gun up and smiles fondly at Dirk, his eyes are blue and he is white with short brown hair. He wears a striped hoodie in light blue and white, dark blue jeans with ripped knees and black sneakers, and he has black earrings and black nail polish on. Dirk has his eyes closed and smiles at Todd while holding a magnifying glass, he is white with short slightly red brown hair and he has yellow nailpolish on. He wears a yellow leather jacket over a button up with a pink tie with a cookie cat print, brown jeans with a black belt and brown dress shoes. A light yellow square is behind them and there is red string looping around the whole illustration, each end tied to their pinkie fingers.]

#i've been planning this one for like 2 years can't even believe i finally did it #brotzly #akai ito #todd brotzman #dirk gently #todd x dirk #todd brotzman x dirk gently #dirk gently x todd brotzman #dirk x todd #gentlyman #dghda #dirk gently's holistic detective agency #soulmates #soulmates!brotzly

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littlestoneinspace · 1 month

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Holistic burger🍔

Acrylic painting 🎨

Bonus: wip collage

#dghda #dghda fanart #dirk gently holistic detective agency #Dirk gently #todd brotzman #brotzly #dirk x todd #acrylic painting #Acrylic #ukrainian art #samuel barnett #elijah wood #Painting #traditional art

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alexjcrowley · 1 year

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Hi, it's me, the author of the fucked everything au post, this one

I wanted to add some things, feel free to make your additions

-Sherlock is a firm believer in the Doctor, but he think Crowley is the Doctor, just disguised. He tried to nonchilantly pull his "red wig" from his head. (He has never run into the Doctor for some reason)

-Morpheus and Crowley talk shit about Lucifer when they're drunk.

-Watson and Wilson have a bet on whose partner will break the most law in a week. They're always very close wins.

-Dirk Gently and Aziraphale have become great friends, they take tea together every Thursday and they talk about all sort of stuff. Aziraphale finds Dirk captivating in his weirdness, he thinks he is a very interesting human.

-Scooby Doo is afraid of Dog (Adam's dog)

-Gregory House thinks paralibulites is made up, he steals a couple of Todd's pills to analyse them and see if they're like allucinogens but they're not. He forms an alliance with Sherlock to find out what the fuck is there in those pills.

-James Bond can imitate Benoit perfectly but Benoit can't imitate James, he can't get rid of the accent. Q finds James's impressions very amusing.

-Aziraphale and Philip talks about sweet recipes, they also exchange culinary creations, but, while Philip actually makes them, Aziraphale miracles them because he is shit at cooking. Philip always tells him that he is such a great baker and he feels like a beginner compared to him, Aziraphale smiles patting his arm and saying practice makes perfect. When Philip starts asking for details on how to make the perfect sponge cake or a mousse that won't melt, Aziraphale just miracles someone calling him because oh boy he doesn't know the first thing Philip is talking about.

-Both Sherlock and House tried to get Shaggy to sell them marijuana, unsuccessfully.

-Crowley loves to hear House going on and on about how God doesn't exist. It's hilarious for him. He has to physically stop himself from laughing. He pretends to agree with him.

-Dirk is the only one not fazed about Scooby Doo being a talking dog. When Crowley and Aziraphale are weirded out. They're trying to remember if it's one of their old miracles.

-Ascots were invented by Crowley, because they're simply an insult to style, and also he knew Aziraphale would have loved them. He is proud to see Benoit and Fred wearing them, they release a small but effective amount of evil into the world.

-I saw a post on Tumblr, I don't remember by who, that said if Benoit Blanc is with Hugh Grant it means at some point he had to choose between him and Colin Firth, you know, like in Bridget Jones Diary. This is now canon for me. Philip won Benoit Blanc's heart over Colin Firth and Philip hates talking about Colin, the idea that he could lose Benoit over him is just terrible to remember. Also Colin isn't really called Colin his name is Harry Bright. You were fools if you thought I'd leave Mamma Mia out of this.

-Dirk has heard Matthew the raven talk and Scooby Doo talk and now he is convinced he can talk to animals, that's a skill the universe granted him.

-Benoit Blanc and Aziraphale talk about fashion, obviously.

-If Q and Newton Pulsifer ever met all the computers in the world would explode.

-Also here's a small fic I read some time ago that I really love (and it's a House/Good Omens crossover) on how House and Wilson are alive and well in this au

-Dirk actually somewhat counts amongst the supernatural individuals so Crowley and Aziraphale and Dream and Hob started inviting him and Todd to their dinners. The point is Dirk and Todd haven't understood Ineffable Husbands and Dremling are supernatural individuals yet and they just think they're very eccentric folks.

-Dirk stole Crowley's Bentley once because The UniverseTM and Crowley has been trying to kill him ever since, but the Universe won't let Dirk die. This does not interfer with the Supernatural Dinners Aziraphale insists on hosting and the angel made him promise he won't try to kill Dirk at their house.

-He tries not show, but Sherlock is feeling the competitions with all of these other private detectives showing up. Especially Dirk, because he has no idea how they guy does since he looks like an idiot but he is always on top of the cases.

-Aziraphale unsuccessfully tries to buy the old medicine book Wilson gifted house for Christmas.

-Lestrade tried to stop the Scooby Doo Gang from interfering with a police case but ended up talking about cars with Fred and just...forgot he was supposed to stop these guys. He opted for closing an eye. It wasn't even his division, anyway.

-Q and Mycroft have been trying for years to obtain information on Hob Gadling, Aziraphale, Crowley and Morpheus at MI6 because, like, they're weird. They all come from families in which people always had roughly the same name for some reasons, their documents seem legit but there's something wrong about them. Also why is Crowley financing a witch hunting agency. Like yes he looks weird but not let's hunt witches in 2022 weird.

Dirk: "Your name is Sherlock? I have a friend named Sherlock!"

Sherlock: "It's not a very common name."

Dirk: "His name is Sherlock Hobbs."

Sherlock: "...Interesting."

Todd: "So you're like...you're Sherlock...and Watson."

Watson: "There are our names, yes."

Todd: "But, like, just like... Sherlock and Watson?"

Watson: "Yes. Again, these are our names."

-Benoit and Philip are very proud of Fred, they're only worried about his well being always travelling and having to deal with bad guys (especially Philip, he's scared for his son🥺), but luckily Q installed a tracking device in the Mystery Machine

-Sherlock is secretly fond of Steve McQueen the rat and will go to House's house (my God what did I write) just to pet it. House allows it.

-Sometimes Sherlock and House play together, violion and piano. They found out they have more in common than they'd like to admit and that they enjoy eachothers company, even if they'll never say it out loud.

-(btw I think it was @thesaltofcarthage to headcanon that House is Sherlock's biological father and yes it's far fetched but also I am not opposed to this at all, I like it a lot, I vibe with it so I leave this here and give her the due credits).

-The Them ask Morpheus if he is a new Horseman of the Apocalypse. Morpheus simply smiles at them and then tells Adam "My sister likes you" before going his way.

-Aziraphale dislikes Mycroft a lot because may I remind you Mark Gatiss played one of the two Nazis in the church who played Aziraphale for a fool with the book deal. The rest you know yada yada yada Crowley comes to the rescue.

-House often dreams of Fiddler's Green since he is played by Stephen Fry and he and Hugh Laurie are very close friends.

-I like to think Shaggy actually is an failed attempt at an Antichrist that didn't work out and yes he is...someway Lucifer's son. And kind of Adam's brother. But he doesn't know. Also Scooby Doo is an infernal hound like of course. And Shaggy wished for Scooby Doo to be his best friend and like food and be as scared as him of horror stuff so there you have it.

-Aziraphale knows Wilson. He knew John Keating, great professor, and he went to visit him at Welton Academy once. He remember Wilson when he was young, talentex actor, shame he went for medicine in the end, he could really have a future in the arts. Wilson tells himself his mind is playing tricks on him, the weird man he saw with Mr Keating once must be dead at this time.

Last thing I wanna add I didn't expect this whole everything-I've-ever-watched-au to resonate with people and I am happy you like it, I have fun writing but it's even better to share it with someone, please keep adding ideas and crossovers to this. All the comments and reblogs I had under my last posts were brilliant and all together we make a big brain of mind-blowing ideas.

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fanficfanattic · 3 months

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Tagged by @jamietarttsnorthernattitude to answer some questions. Including one improved from the original!

Last Song: Jolene by Dolly Parton featuring Måneskin

Currently watching: The complete collection of Stefon skits. I tried to see if there was a mash-up vid of him saying “accuraaate” to send as a response to Ash. And could not find one. But I’m revisiting the semester that Stefon kept me alive.

Three ships/dynamics: Roy/Keeley/Jamie, Dirk/Todd, and Jamie Tartt/Pain & Suffering > Being Hugged.

Fav color: Listen, I understand this is cheating, but my actual favorite color is rainbow. I wear a lot of jewel-toned colors. And my most common nail polish is silver or violet. But I choose rainbow whenever possible.

Currently consuming: chicken cordon bleu melt + salt & vinegar chips

First ship/ Past Beloved Character: My past beloved character choices have all unfortunately been semi-evil blond(e)s. Callisto. Spike. Malfoy.

Relationship status: single

Last movie: Jennifer’s Body upon recommendation of @izzyspussy (Before that was It 1 & 2 also by rec by Jack)

Currently working on: Finishing B2B I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

#jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #roy x keeley x jamie #roykeeleyjamie #roy/keeley/jamie #dirk/todd #dirk gently #todd brotzman #brotzly #jamie tartt/pain & suffering #rainbow is a color

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clockworkcheetah-artblog · 1 year

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todd and a tot(odile)

first artpost for the new blog 💙

#dghda #todd brotzman #dirk gently's holistic detective agency #pokemon #totodile #dghda x pkmn au #dghda fanart #dghda art #digital art #seeing as most art i do is either dghda or pkmn it felt fitting haha #.

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fletcherthejester · 10 months

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✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿ Some of my Favorite A03 DGHDA Fanfics ✿°•∘ɷ∘•°✿:

[ Most of these will be ToddxDirk fics so if you don't want that then this probably isn't the post to search in ] 🔎 I'm also planning to update this list as I find more.

WARNING : SOME ARE 18+ . Please click away if you do not wish to come across that type of content. You can also read the archive warnings to see which are okay for you.

{ Fics }

-> Where The Heart Is (Clockworkcheetah) : https://archiveofourown.org/works/44158297

-> Partial (Clockworkcheetah) : https://archiveofourown.org/works/46370482

-> Handle With Care (Clockworkcheetah) : https://archiveofourown.org/works/45049042?view_adult=true

-> Call It A Hunch (Filthylilbugger) : https://archiveofourown.org/works/48474577

#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently #dghda #dghda fanfics #dirk x todd #dirk gently x todd brotzman #brotzly

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noonewilleverknowistealkneecaps · 2 years

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And once again i share my brainrot over Fem! Todd Brotzman and Dirk Gently! Please enjoy these designs of mine

#ok its dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dghda #dirk gently #todd brotzman #dirk x todd #brotzly #my fav lesbeans ever now #todd got his resting bitch face 24/7 #fanart #sketches #genderbend

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irisbleufic · 1 year

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I’m leaving for Seattle tomorrow to do some poetry signings and readings at AWP this weekend, and I admit half the reason I’m excited is that DGHDA was set there. I’ll get to see some of the geography I used when I was writing fic for that show a few years ago. I’ve never been to the Pacific Northwest before!

#dirk gently #dghda #fanfiction #dirk x todd #awp23

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iluvrockyroad · 2 years

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THIS is the best relationship dynamic (if you’re not Orthodox/Conservative).

#vladislav x viago #viago x vladislav #chiluc #leftist unity #tankie x ancom #authleft x libleft #brotzly #todd brotzman x dirk gently #dirk gently x todd brotzman #just a little meme #don’t take it seriously #jewish thoughts #relationship dynamics #some of them are both ethnically Jewish but yk I mean religiously

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alpinelittlecow · 2 months

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Pens and paper ❤️

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miryel89 · 1 year

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#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently #todd brotzman #brotzly #todd x dirk #dghda #dghda cast #dghda art #myart #elijahwood #samuelbarnett #procreate #fanart

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benjiedrawings · 1 year

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First restful sleep in months

ID: A digital illustration of Dirk and Todd sleeping and cuddling. They’re laid on a white bed with white pillows and blanket. Todd has a light blue with white stripes hoodie on, he is white and has short brown hair. His head and shoulders are against the pillows, and he hugs Dirk who is laid on his side resting his upper body on Todd’s chest. Dirk has short slightly red short hair and is white, both of them have content, soft smiles and their eyes are closed, they have sleeping bags. Dirk has a high vis orange coat laid with yellow and silver stripes on top of him. The background is a white brick wall and concrete floor.

#me pretending todd and dirk don't have black hair in s2: i acknowledge that the council has made a decision but given that it was a stupid a #ass decision i've elected to ignore it #brotzly #todd brotzman #dirk gently #dirk x todd #todd x dirk #todd brotzman fanart #dirk gently fanart #dghda fanart #brotzly fanart #gentlyman #gentlyman fanart #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency

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littlestoneinspace · 3 months

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My dearest person

For fic

#dirk gently's holistic detective agency #brotzly #todd brotzman #dirk gently #dirk x todd #dghda fanart #dghda fic #dghda #sketchbook #sketch

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fanficfanattic · 6 months

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The attack had been yesterday, and it was bad enough that he hadn’t gone back to work after. But that was the day before, and today he hadn’t finished catching up before they broke for lunch. It made Todd feel antsy, as though the unfinished work was a testament to how much they had to put up with by allowing Todd to work at the agency. Most days, he finally believed he himself was “enough”. Even though he was a little broken and had less practical office experience than almost anyone off the street would have.

But attack days tended to rip him from that security. An attack could hijack plans, stop cases mid-work, and cause an emotional feedback loop that everyone had to navigate through. It was worth it, to still be out in the world and working a job he was passionate about. Worth it to him, at least, but he knew he was getting the better end of the stick. The only way he knew how to make it up to them was by being diligent in his office work and by being the best boyfriend he knew how to be. He didn’t think he did that great of a job with either but he didn’t get to decide things for others. That was a rule they all followed.

Consent was key in their relationship. Which is why this post-lunch fight was so frustrating. Farah suggested an after lunch nap, Todd told her no fucking way, and now things were escalating. She wasn’t the boss of his life. And if he said no to a nap, she should accept that and not try to force the issue or go on a guilt trip.

Finally he snapped back with real heat. “You’re not my parents and I don’t need to be babied!” He realized his voice sounded a little vicious and almost stopped himself to apologize. But he’d no more than opened his mouth before Farah sent her own best shot.

“Maybe you do if you aren’t going to take care of yourself! You need Dirk and I to tell you what to do in bed, do you need us to tell you what to do getting into it too?!”

She immediately regretted it; he looked stricken. She watched him start to close off, panicked, and in second guessing herself, she slapped her hands over her mouth too forcefully. His eyes shot up to her face when he heard the sound, thinking she’d slapped herself. Both of their eyes were shiny with unshed tears, when Dirk stepped in.

#todd brotzman #farah black #dirk gently #dirk gently’s holistic detective agency #dghda #dirk/todd/farah #dirk x todd x farah #dirktoddfarah #d/s dynamic

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