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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Trent Crimm/Jamie Tartt Characters: Jamie Tartt, Trent Crimm Additional Tags: Sex Worker Jamie Tartt, Romance Novel Author Trent Crimm, Anal Sex, Dildos, smut scene research, POV Jamie Tartt, Bottom Trent Crimm, Stand Alone Series: Part 2 of Jamie’s adventures in sex work and intimacy Summary:

In which Jamie happily helps his client with some romance novel research.

#THE first trent/jamie fic on ao3 #jamie tartt #trent crimm #trent/jamie #trent crimm/jamie tartt #sex worker jamie #romance author trent crimm #sex researcher trent crimm

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Master List of Master Lists

Whumptober 2023

Team Roster: I will find this post again someday! It has everyone’s positions. (I remembered that I had screenshots of my notes app as part of making it!)

Second Season Team Photo

New Coach Info

Jamie vs James at Wembley Scene Breakdown

Season One Age Breakdown

RoyJamie Bingo 2024

#i remembered something about my missing link #it had screenshots from my notes app #afc richmond #afc richmond players #afc richmond himbos

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

#trauma discourse #childhood trauma #childhood amnesia #the body keeps the score

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

#boss makes a dollar i make a dime #that’s why she’s printing kirk x spock zines on company time #was the best ending to this possible #know your history #kirkspock #kirk x spock #spirk

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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

#game changer #dropout tv #sam reich

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#game changer #mike trapp #sam reich #dropout #this man!!!

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BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN, LOU WILSON, SIOBHAN THOMPSON, and SAM REICH in GAME CHANGER: ESCAPE THE GREEN ROOM

#when lou revealed that what he shouted at the outside camera operator #was a quote from fucking NUREMBERG!!! #game changer #escape the greenroom

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the long way down job is such an important turning point in eliot & parker’s relationship bc they’d both been viewing the things they have in common as fairly negative: they’ve both been told that they’re cold and ruthless and dangerous and they know those things are true. so when they’ve recognised themselves in each other, it’s been a sense of "the thing that’s wrong with me is a lot like the thing that’s wrong with you". and there’s comfort in that, in a way. but now eliot gets parker to see that maybe those aren’t all negative traits, they’re just… traits. neutral. it doesn’t make them bad or good, it makes them who they are. and now when they see themselves reflected in each other, it’s not a reminder that they’re wrong and bad - it’s kinship, it’s familiarity, it’s belonging.

#the episode i make my most fucked up friends watch #cause i know they will GET it #and that’s how you get them hooked #parker leverage #eliot spencer #leverage #long way down job

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

#bucky barnes #steve rogers #winter soldier #captain america #marvel #reblogger’s tags now: #also the score is good + directly related to the scene and the characters in it #the impact noises are well synced to the action #bucky is at once both animalistic and robotic which makes hime uncanny in addition to frightening #they're moving so fast and there's close shots but you can still see what the fuck they're doing #movies are so good i wish they still made them

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Bikini Kill & Joan Jett performing together (July 1994) | Photo by Ebet Roberts

#music music music

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#oh no #it me #leverage

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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uncle roy doodle page

#roy kent #phoebe kent #phoebe o'sullivan

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RJK who’s in the middle most often when they cuddle? I think Roy and Jamie spend about equal time in the middle but Keeley only likes it once in a while when she’s had a really hard day.

Great question! I think Roy spends the most time in the middle during cuddling, but Jamie spends the most time in the middle during sex lol.

There are two types of Roy-in-the-middle cuddling also. One where he's there so that he can hold both of them and feel all like a Big Man and stuff, and like a protector and and all that sort of stuff. And then there's Roy-in-the-middle where it's both of them holding him, filling in a sandwich as opposed to little spoon style, and he gets to be smothered in their attention, surrounded by them and unreachable to everything the fuck else.

#perfection #the truth #jamie tartt #keeley jones #roy kent #rkj #royjamiekeeley #roy x jamie x keeley #roy/jamie/keeley

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#5 pairs of suit pants for law school and formal functions #2 pairs of full length jeans #2 pairs of appropriate shorts #1 pair of very very short shorts #5 leggings #2 gym shorts #10 business dresses #10 day dresses #3 party dresses #3 skirts

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I love your Jamie Tartt meta so much and seeing your take on things is so interesting! People have been reblogging with tags about Jamie at Manchester City. What's your take on that?

I can't sleep and I'm back on my bullshit about S1 Jamie and his return to Man City and the Man City of it all and writing fic so you can definitely have more meta.

Because for me, I completely get the opinion that being benched for half of one game by Ted in Man City's eyes isn't much fodder for getting rid of Jamie. But we also don't see, apart from that last game in the season, Man City actually wanting Jamie there.

Full Disclosure - Now I am not a Pep fan, I'm actually a Pep enemy and will always wax lyrical about how he's not as good as he thinks he is. So that is the grain of salt to be taken here.

Back to Jamie - He's a top scorer. He's a dynamic versatile forward. Nothing that Cartrick or Ted taught him was worthwhile so he would have returned to city in the same shape that he left really just with game minutes under his belt. Yet ... he doesn't make the team. He only gets a few minutes, a few touches of the ball. When he does touch the ball he creates and he scores ... so why isn't he playing regularly?

Say it with me now ✨disciplinary issues✨

Because Jamie returning to Man City under a cloud isn't only bad for Jamie's reputation ... it's embarrassing for City as well. You've got this talent that you've fostered through the academy, spent money on, grown yourselves and he's got an attitude, needs the edges sanding down, doesn't really fit into your scheme so you send him off. Either he'll come back and be City ready or he'll come back with a nice little price tag for the summer. But neither happens and so your little academy pet project is now a "problem". He comes back still rough around the edges but now with a reputation for not caring about his teammates, fighting on the pitch and not going to training. No one is going to want to risk him until he proves he can fall in line but City can't risk playing him if he's not going to fall in line with their scheme and be a good fit which he likely won't be because if he would then he would have done it by now. They are at an impasse.

He's nearly 24, the longer he goes without breaking through the more people are going to look and go "what's wrong with him?" so your next option is to try over summer and send him out on loan in Europe or to a lower league. But you call up a League 1 team and go "hey wanna loan this guy who got in the teens goals in the prem last year?" What will they say? ... "What's wrong with him?"

Teams do not want a loan player that will stir the pot. The last thing you want is what happened at Richmond where a player who is only there for a few months fucks with the dynamics.

For an example of this there is Djed Spence. A Tottenham player who was returned for "not fitting the ideals of the club" by Leeds United. He was immediately put up for sale. No sale came through. He was eventually loaned to Genoa and is probably going to be sold there. Player sent away to a lower ranking club to mature and get game time he wouldn't at his home club. Returned for disciplinary issues. Rejected but barely anyone is interested.

We then get to the LCA of it all, because in my opinion if Jamie was getting good minutes in preseason, a chance of starting for City regularly then that's the dream and yeah his dad would have been shit but Jamie wouldn't throw away the dream. If he genuinely thought I am one of the starting eleven then Jamie wouldn't have wanted to do anything to risk that. But if preseason is rolling around and no one is interested in signing him, loaning him and he's sat on the bench for 75mins of most matches then ... getting away from it all looks a lot more tempting.

#goodnight sweet prince #sleep well sweet prince #thank you for all the delicious angsty meta sweet prince #okay i took the bit past the logical conclusion #but the fandom is blessed to have you! #jamie tartt #meta