#to tie it in to jesus?

[potatoes-tomatoes]

this a bit late but I saw ur tags on that sp easter episode gifset "not my ass pulling a stan at the tender age of six" - I'm so curious what ur easter questioning origins were 👀

i was (…am?) a lil insane growing up, like ok, I have memories of telling everyone in my kindergarten class that santa wasn’t real and wouldn’t care if they cried, bc they HAD to know the truth like, how could santa deliver those gifts in one night? why does he only give gifts to kids in america/ with enough wealth? You can still love the specials, and the holiday, the characters of the santa mythos, but believing a lie told by adults just didn’t sit right with me. also bc my parents told me he wasn’t real lol. (listen. my mom grew up very very poor. My grandma told my tias and tio that Santa wasn’t real, and only existed for the gringos with money jfkfkfjf) so. yeah my religiously zealous ass is the preface for even more religiously zealous stuff

so I grew up as a conservative christian girl that read the bible like a storybook every night, but I also have memories of questioning everything, it drove everyone crazy. I would hound my pastors after service with new questions someone my age wouldn’t usually have? I knew they thought it was kinda annoying if not mildly cute but I needed answers for every goddamn thing. Easter traditions bein one of them 😅 Now, I was raised very traditionally, as in, we examined good friday and went to a long Easter service and then, that’s it. Eggs, Rabbits were worldly, and had nothing to do with Christ, and tbh the most my fam enjoyed was the after church carne asada and the trip to walmart the coming monday to get discounted candy to munch on thru summer lolol. But I asked my classmates and teachers at school like at what point did easter become abt eggs? so if you’re not christian then, what exactly are you celebrating? You’re just doing elaborate stuff to eat candy. what’s the true purpose of the bunny? where did this originate? and everyone was like, just paint ur damn plastic egg for class Cel, you’re 6. 😂😅

Well that’s done and over with and I’m completely sane now. Also I did not paint and properly prep my first easter egg and participate in an egg hunt until last year with some friends and it was cute lol.

#cel speaks #when i say i was crazy i mean that at 9 i almost tried learning hebrew bc i could not stand knowing that there was knowledge in the bible #that was untranslatable and therefore inaccessible to english readers #i was like. I would Simply Not Know things? I cannot find the source of it myself?? NO!! #but also I was nine and got fixated on sonic and barbie and shit so that faded very quickly lol #I get why at first I seem like an ennea 5 or a 6 lol the panic that comes not fully mastering one’s craft is a key #5w6/6w5 bit i’ll admit #cel answers #sorry for the long rant tldr: the origin of this? there is no origin. I was (am) just like this hfkfh I Be Questioning Shit #but also i would play devils advocate (if h could call it that?) and tell my pastors like #‘​well if we put up trees #and wrap presents for christmas #yet somehow turn a fucking candy cane into a christian symbol #can we not do the same for the eggs??’ #and my pastors were like no christmas is different #and i never rly got a straight answer for that tbh…. #i was very much an all or nothing gal like. so the church acknowledged the ‘pagan’ origins of trees but we can reclaim them and make it #christian or just a simple american Thing #but my church drew the line at putting candy crosses or verses inside the eggs alongside candy #to tie it in to jesus?

[hezuart]

Something I was curious about is that you say Hazbin and Helluva don’t follow religious or biblical accuracy, but you seem to forget that it’s not supposed too. It’s Viv’s own spin on biblical things so of course it won’t be biblically accurate.

I’m not trying to be mean or degrade you in anyway I just don’t get why you think it needs to be accurate to religion.)

Because Viv's spin on the religion and its figures is like this

#the entire show's plot is based around religion #Hell- angels- devils- sinning- god #and yet viv says its also ....not based on religion? what? #Adam.. the first human? His design and his entire character plot... absolutely wacky. he talks like a 14 yr old incel and he loves guitar.. #7 layers of hell but humans can only be stuck to the top pride layer? That's missing the point of the rings in the first place #Lucifer king of hell is just a wacky goof who wants to entertain people who is super into rubber duckies? i dont even know what to say #charlie wants to try and get Angel redeemed and into heaven #without acknowledging Heaven's homophobia and sexism that could prevent him from doing so #regardless of changed behavior #if viv wants to establish heaven is corrupted theres plenty of material to use... #but imagine if i said jesus christ was a bi saxophone player who wore a suit and tie and was super into collecting teddy bears #a lot of people would find it offensive #but truly its just so detached from the original material and i cant take it seriously #helluva boss critical

[amaranthdahlia]

so that ichinii school rivals au

#woh posting latest art for the first rime here #in the middle of drawing this i thought #man i think them being school *teacher* rivals wouldve rlly cool. but the teachers dont have the #badass uniforms like the students so nvm #this was fun to draw tho #also u could tell 2nd pic was a last minute idea akfsf #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #ichinii #kudoichi #shigaraki yoichi #yoichi shigaraki #mha kudou #2nd ofa user #2nd one for all user #also yes yoichi doesnt know how to do his tie too #oh man ignore the grammatical errors on here jesus christ😭 #duo holders #dahlia.art

[essektheylyss]

The fact that this might suggest petrification is an enchantment that could be counteracted by this situation is so deeply, morbidly funny when you consider poor Ryn coming back to consciousness on an entirely different continent, two weeks later, missing a fucking limb

#critical role #cr spoilers #like JESUS hope you're near civilization or know how to tie a tourniquet

[frnkiebby]

ggooodddddd~🎃

#another instance in which i’m thoroughly ignoring that stupid wide tie #god his fucking face #and rumpled white button up #the SLEEVES ROLLED UP #i won’t even pretend i don’t have a thing for his fucking arms and hands #jesus FUCKING christ #topping it off with sweaty frank as well #i don’t even think i care that he probably reeks. #sweaty frank is dangerous to look at #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[spencerscrookedtie]

Spencer Reid wearing hair ties on his wrists compilation

So I did a whole lot of spelunking to find every episode in season 5 (aka jesus hair Spencer time) where Spencer wears a hair tie on his wrist.

Also I know some of them might be hard to see, but I tried my best to get a good view of the hair ties

5x1 Nameless

5x2 Haunted

5x4 Hopeless

5x5 Cradle to grave

5x6 The eyes have it

5x7 The performer

5x8 Outfoxed

5x9 100

5x10 The slave of duty

5x12 The uncanny valley

5x14 Parasite

5x17 Solitary man

5x20 …A thousand words

Hope you liked this little compilation, in my headcannon Spencer ties his hair up when is off work :)

#spencer reid #criminal minds #mgg #spencer reid jesus hair #spencer reid hair tie #dr spencer reid

[20thcenturyfoxx]

I AM CRASHING THIS FUCKING PLANE

#I AM TAKING HIM AND ME DOWN. WE ARE BOTH DYING. #Jerma #Jerma985 #Austin Show #Jerma pilot #Jerma posting #J #DO I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM ? #i think I have a crush on him #FUCK #everytime I look at him I I get so shaky like jesus fuck I am gay ? #I AM GAY ? #holy shit #BITCH YHE TIE #THE FUCKING TIE.

[starryskyspectacle]

Phoenix Wright is such a funny character he can be wearing an all pink get up and be the most pathetic man on earth, he could be wearing a blue suit and be the most cynical and sarcastic quick-witted bitch alive, or he could be wearing a bright cyan beanie and simultaneously be the most wise and tired looking man to have ever walked the earth

#phoenix wright #ace attorney #i love him #hes so funny #feenie #beanix #the jesus sandals tie it together #man of many faces #he is my everything #he is so everything

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Something something Cain and Abel and their tale. How Cain being the eldest and a farmer, while Abel was a shepherd and the youngest. How god favorited Abel’s sacrifice.. How Cain killed his brother because of anger and jealousy and how he was looked down by god. Cain was exiled and the he started a new life. But he couldn’t be a farmer anymore.

Something something Abraham was told to sacrifice his son Isaac. But in some version Abraham sacrifices a ram or lamb instead. Isn’t it weird how animal sacrifice use lamb a lot in stories? How lamb are seen as pure and gentle and trusting. How did Cain and Abraham feel? How did Abe and Isaac feel? Imagine if you were Isaac, going on a hike with your father, building a fire and alter. His father tired to kill him. The only reason you’re alive is because either god said no, or because you’re dad was to scared. Would Isaac still love his father after that? Does he forget it and move on? Does he ever fear his father? Or his father’s love?

Did Abe feel betrayed when his brother killed him? Or did he know? Did Abe’s blood actually curse the soil? Would Abe forever hunt his brother? Did Abe ever wonder what if the roles were reversed?

#saw a TikTok about Cain and Abel with a miski song and I had thoughts™️ #Jesus fandom im thinking about you’re boys…. #religion #cain and abel #abraham and isaac #my thoughts #I was trying to tie into both stories but I kind of lost the plot. :/

[httpiastri]

Hi🤭👋

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGed83E5g/

You see It?! YOU HEAR IT?

He said he likes to be in control

Can you feed us a smut w dom Lando x younger sis of one of the drivers

Dom Lando🫠

i usually save requests in my inbox until i write them but i just had to share this

making me go feral honestly 🫠🫠🫠 what the frick? lando?? phrasing it like that???? oh my godddddd

#i dont usually go for the like hard dom stuff but like #jesus christ if i had a lando..... he could be as dom as he wanted #dom lando x younger sis of someone is also making me go feral #i also would love me some possessive lando idk about yall #'you're mine and only mine' 'you cant even look at him' 'be as loud as you want baby; let them know who you belong to' #aaaa #and okay on the topic of him saying he needs to be control #it would be so hot to like tie him up or use a blindfold on him..... #him not being able to touch you because his hands are tied to the bedframe.. just whining when you've got your hands all over his body #annoyed because 'this isn't how its supposed to be...' #and then when you release him he just needs to show you whos actually in charge #okay sorry i shouldnt be writing this rn 🫠 too tired #just having a lot of lando thoughts #thank you for this ask anon 🫡🫡🫡 the tiktok vid will forever live rent free in my head #asks! #anon!

[wetwaluigi]

eggy 6????

#zeti #deadly six #zavok #zazz #zomom #zeena #zik #zor #jesus fucking christ #sonic the hedgehog #this may have been unwise with q tips and tie dye as medium

[divinekangaroo]

rewatching S6 in bits and pieces for current fic and ahhhhhhhhhh but the whole Jack, Diana, Mosley and Lizzie final dinner is so *viscerally* fucking satisfying on every sensory and intellectual and emotional level of consumption.

#every single movement facial expression breath flick of an eye the choice of 'mosley' not 'mr mosley' #the way mosley says 'lizzie' for the first time #jack's buildup and his mad fucking innuendo just before diana and oswald show #particularly how every drink is taken and by whom and when #lizzie constantly holding herself back the entire time from Saying Something all these flinches and half-breaths #insane #INSANE #as much as the end of S3 is roaringly wrenchingly furiously emotionally good #this dinner is something else #this whole episode is pretty much something else though fffffffffffff #jack's patronising constant reference to tommy as if he's a much younger man/boy when you look at these two guys and jack looks younger?? #by design i am sure #in the scene with the tie before the dinner.the way tommy's face says one thing while facing away from lizzie #then he puts on that mask as he turns to face her and you can SEE HIM DO THAT jesus #it would a writing exercise and a half to actually try to capture that scene in writing and work out what needs to be said/described #to carry the same effect because @coffeeatnight23 -> this scene is totally Tommy ripping his own heart out then eating it with relish :) #it *is* the saddest thing but also a fucking *reclamation* of something that tommy hasn't had since his suicide attempt. there's lots of #small reclamations of self that happen in post-Ruby S6 i seem to recall. despite flicks old trauma/foggy memory wandering also this- #-sort of structural shift/acceptance he is who he is and that is how he has agency (not solely money?) #anyway it's not triumph but there is *something* that i haven't found the word for yet #acceptance is one word but there's something more vicarious and dark in it that acceptance doesn't connote

[shslluckygays]

ridiculous komaegi textposts part 4 :3 (ft. kuzuryuu)

#oh my god i have 2 more of these batches #jesus christmas... #komaegi #makoto naegi #nagito komaeda #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #danganronpa #danganronpa thh #danganronpa sdr2 #mah-queue-tie

[shiftythrifting]

Some conspiracy theory type books that treat things like Atlantis as fact. A questionable looking fish cover, and a tie I laughed at for a sold minute. I dubbed him potato Jesus.

#submission #shiftythrifting #thrifting #deseret industries #tie #Jesus #religion #potato jesus #books #cookbooks #food #bees #insects #conspiracy theories #ties

[bbqhooligan]

love that its canon Kazuma can lust after his god, subjugate people, hurt anyone, kill people and not blight his master. dudes compertmentalizing game is unmatched. you post "normalize killing and torturing" on tumblr dot com and kazuma just gets a chill out of nowhere as he has the masters doctorate on exactly that. bro normalized sinning

#mypost #kazuma #noragami #im so interested in his insanity its a tad like me but much more Goals than anything rlse #''i can do anything ensure the safety of my god and itll be right btw'' <- thought process of a man you HAVE TO avoid at all cost #he literally left yato in the mud the second he was safosfied enemy was dead. NOT EVEN A PEACE OUT #he got touched by gods greatest secret. got torn in half. and killed the worst man alive all in a minute #BEAST motherfuckin BEAST #nora whining she GOT him she g o t him and hes sexily bleeding like ''lmao what of it'' #LOVE how stressed out and uncomposed she looks in their battle she was fighting for her life out there #Kazuma is just like:👞👔👖👓 #one thing abt him is he WILL be wearing a suit and tie. lookin like hes at a meeting. yeah. meeting of murder and death #jesus god hes my man. batshit man my beloved

[momentomori24]

YEEESSS WE DID IT VOX NATION RISE UP!!

#hazbin hotel #HELL YEAH WE ACTUALLY WON #ngl this was kinda stressing me out with how they continued to tie and flucuate randomly #sorry luci but it's vox we're talking here like c'mon #also jesus 89k people participated in this insane trainwreck that's kinda cool XD