#BEAST motherfuckin BEAST

[bbqhooligan]

love that its canon Kazuma can lust after his god, subjugate people, hurt anyone, kill people and not blight his master. dudes compertmentalizing game is unmatched. you post "normalize killing and torturing" on tumblr dot com and kazuma just gets a chill out of nowhere as he has the masters doctorate on exactly that. bro normalized sinning

#mypost #kazuma #noragami #im so interested in his insanity its a tad like me but much more Goals than anything rlse #''i can do anything ensure the safety of my god and itll be right btw'' <- thought process of a man you HAVE TO avoid at all cost #he literally left yato in the mud the second he was safosfied enemy was dead. NOT EVEN A PEACE OUT #he got touched by gods greatest secret. got torn in half. and killed the worst man alive all in a minute #BEAST motherfuckin BEAST #nora whining she GOT him she g o t him and hes sexily bleeding like ''lmao what of it'' #LOVE how stressed out and uncomposed she looks in their battle she was fighting for her life out there #Kazuma is just like:👞👔👖👓 #one thing abt him is he WILL be wearing a suit and tie. lookin like hes at a meeting. yeah. meeting of murder and death #jesus god hes my man. batshit man my beloved

[terrminallycapricious]

the pain of bein stuck under my service dog doin her job when i wanna get up and do things. 

#yeah maybe i am alittle prone to not doin well today #maybe i am havin a panic attack #i need to cook lemme cook #stop bein so adorable and helpful ya motherfuckin sweet lil beast #ic

[yemme]

UNKNOWN, the series...

When I tell you every fucking piece of artifact in that bedroom came to life to enjoy the event of Yuan and Qian fuckin'.... When I tell you the sweater/shirt were happy they were being stretched the fuck out relieved from the anxiety of not knowing if they're about to get laid in this moment. The room door was screamin' cause it wasn't a fake check up knock at the door but bodies pressed against it. I swear I heard the doorknob fucking gasp cause Yuan forget to lock it... Li Li come look what your brothers are doing. This Ninja Yuan said I waited all my life for this day... The thirst so real he undressed himself... YEETED Qian motherfuckin' glasses across the room and gave it a concussion. Undressed Qian like he was the baby cause tonight he's gettin' it in. He had the lamp howlin' cause it's all on display, no more darkness... everything is in the light tonight. Had the quintessential BL checker sheets praising them for finally being used right for the first time... no more bullshit fever or fever dream wetness... the correct moisture that's taken years is properly being supplied. Do you hear me. Even the fucking curtains were smiling like Casper The Friendly Ghost that they couldn't even move. All of them up in that room like Beauty and the Beast characters... Meanwhile the age height beam downstairs vexed as fuck it couldn't partake in this visionary beauty just the confession... but it's a team player cause it's holding that second story up for this long overdue escapade... Woooiiii.... Chris Chiu and Kurt Huang take a bow.

#unknown the series #unknown #qian x yuan #unknown bl #unknown 2024 #yuan x qian #taiwanese bl #bl drama #wei qian #wei zhi yuan #yuanqian #MethodToMyMadnessYemme

[theyscreamjade]

Hi Jade! I’ve had this idea stuck in my head for a while now - could you do some head cannons about the main trio being incubus’s (a creature who basically resembles a male and feeds off having sex while the victim is asleep) and meeting the reader and feeding off them but slowly falling in love with the reader? Thanks!

Sweet Dreams and Deep Fantasies

「Sorry about the wait, Ya buddy here just got through finals and shit, I’m beyond exhausted. I’m also in the process of moving too, so whew. I’ve got a lot going on…BUT I’M GONNA DO THIS!! I hope ya love it, anon!~ෆ」 ⊰ 18+! (Anyone who’s underaged will be blocked!)ও

↬ Disclaimer: Cursing, Somnophilia, Sexual Themes & Acts, Sex Demons. 

↬ word count ᱺ 2.1k ෆ

⧽ Let’s start with the nicest of the bunch, unlike the others on this list. Izuku doesn’t really strike you unless you really need it. 

⧽ Between work/school, you were running on desperate times there. 

⧽ Your toys weren’t cutting it, and you were too scared to try Tinder or sex websites because you don’t want to end up as a missing person or a dead body in a ditch. 

⧽ But the stress of life was getting to you. Rent due, Car due, Gas and Water due and you’re doing long ass hours only to have your shit gone before you could even try to enjoy.

⧽ You’ve done the relationships, all ending badly and you didn’t want to ignite the flames of the ex back into your life. 

⧽ So, after an upsetting masturbating session, your little helper was placed back in the third drawer of your side table. 

⧽ With an upsetting sigh, you closed your eyes and started to drift off to dreamland. 

⧽ You appeared to be in a…rather revealing position when you did. Your legs were over your head, tied together. 

⧽ Your eyes were confused, unsure of how in the hell you ended up like this! You wanted to have a simple dream! Hell, that candy one was satisfying for the night!

⧽ That’s when you felt a warm sensation on you. 

⧽ Your body shuttered at the feeling and you tried to move your legs to see who the hell was licking the palace without consent! 

⧽ The tongue slithered up and down on your slit, slipping inside you. Your toes curled, pleasure rushing through your body with the intensifying sensation driving you wild. 

⧽ Your mouth opened wide, your hips grinding against the sensation. 

⧽ “Desperation, Lust, Desire…” A voice said, sitting up and lowering his legs. 

⧽ His large, green tail curled while your body laid limb, the urge for more was radiating off your body. 

⧽ Your eyes wandered to the being above you, his large freckled body laced with a few scars, his bold green skin. 

⧽ His large hands gripped your thighs, pushing them back further so he could have more access. You started to move a bit because LIKE ANY SANE PERSON, WHO OR WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS DANMN THIS IS, AND WHY IS IT EATING YOU OUT LIKE A DAMN PRO?!

⧽ “Calm your nerves…and relax, you’re making this hard.” The voice ordered, sending chills down your spine. That’s when their tongue slipped in deeper and your back arched. 

⧽ Was it bad that you sat there and just took it? Maybe. 

⧽ Was it good when you came like a fuckin hose that had thousands of kinks in it? 

⧽ Hell MOTHERFUCKIN Yeah! 

⧽ You awoke that morning with a confused look, unsure of how you made such..a mess in your poor bed. 

⧽ That was only the beginning. 

⧽ The next night, it happened again. The green beast appeared and you finally saw his face. 

⧽ Large dark green eyes and freckles on his cheeks, it’s all you could focus on. 

⧽ Even when he was inside you, sucking the sexual energy out of you. 

⧽ Each deep thrust he gave you simply overwhelmed your needy, simply desperate body. 

⧽ He was something you desired, you craved. You needed. 

⧽ After a week of this, you simply ask for his name while you two were fucking from the side. You turned your head to look at him while he held your leg high in the air. 

⧽ “I-I-Izuku..” he whispers in your ear, before biting it and thrusting faster. 

⧽ And that’s where it began. 

⧽ Izuku began your little helper after long days and terrible dates. He’d make your little dreams better. He fucks your little brains out and leaves completely satisfied. 

⧽ He’s a sweet, kind, and caring demon too. He loves altering your dreams to accommodate your desires. 

⧽ He’s honestly one the nicest demons out of the entire bunch until things start to sour between you two. 

⧽ It’s kind of hard to only have someone appear in your dreams…and when work gets tough, you’re not able to drift to sleep fully. 

⧽ So the next time you do finally rest, he’s not there. Your green Prince wasn’t there anymore. 

⧽ But don’t worry, your job receives an exchange worker who transfers from another country…

⧽ And he’s suspiciously named Izuku too~

⧽ Remember being a kid and your parents would tell you that you should be careful of what you wish for? 

⧽ See, we don’t always think about shit that we say? You obviously didn’t when you supposedly summoned a damn demon on yourself. 

⧽ If you had been to a slumber party and played Bloody Mary or with the Ouija Board then you’d know how. 

⧽ It wasn’t like your life sucked really. 

⧽ You had the perfect job, car, life, and even significant other. Everything was peachy….except when it came to the sex. 

⧽ That…massively lacked. Baby boy didn’t know how to…ya know, get you there. 

⧽ So, often you faked it which is honestly kinda disrespecting because you’re over here with blue balls and another sad night where he’s knocked out and you’re accepting sleep while reading about other characters on A03 who’s getting better dick than you. 

⧽ The second you’re asleep though, you’re opening your eyes inside your bedroom…but alone? 

⧽ Your beloved was gone but something else was there. 

⧽ Before you could even get out of bed, a tail was pulling you back into it. “I didn’t say you could leave, now did I?” The voice said. 

⧽ It was raspy, deep….and made your panties wet instantly. It was demanding and practically had your toes curling. 

⧽ Your head turned to see what it was, before you…a demon with mostly orange to red skin, blonde hair, and bold red eyes. 

⧽ You couldn’t even figure out what the hell it was before your clothes started scattering all over the place. 

⧽ He was rough, deep, and practically had your hands ripping the sheets. 

⧽ “Right there! Right there!!” You cried out, your fingers tugging the sheets right off the bed. 

⧽ You lost count of how many times you’ve come, cause you kinda forgot after one. 

⧽ All you knew was when your eyes opened again, you were inside your bedroom and your lover was looking towards you confused and partially enticed. 

⧽ “Were you dreaming of me? You sounded like a naughty little porn star last night~” They teased, making you blink in confusion. 

⧽ The audacity of this man to fuck you IN YOUR BED IN YOUR HEAD TO MAKE YOU FEEL THAT DAMN GOOD THAT YOU MOAN OUTSIDE OF YOUR DAMN DREAM?!

⧽ You couldn’t even dare to admit to what happened in your dream? It’s a one-time thing, right? 

⧽ Haha, nope. The next day, he came back. 

⧽ Again. Again. And Again. 

⧽ It’s so bad that your lover starts to envy your own dreams and questions what’s sex like with them and your supposed wild-ass dreams. 

⧽ Your little red demon always left you shaking in his arms or on your bed.

⧽ He loved having you cry, pant, whine and simply disrespect your lover who was in the same bed as you two. 

⧽ There was one session in which he made you so damn weak, your legs gave up the second you tried to stand up the next day. 

⧽ Like all good things, shit hits the fan one day. You come home from work to find your lover with..another inside your bed. As expected, you’re enraged and kick them out. 

⧽ You turned your phone off and head out to the club to clear your head with a few girlfriends.

⧽ While twerking your relationship away and drinking your sadness, a hand grabbed your hips and whispered in your ear. 

⧽ “I’ve been watching you all fuckin night….think you can do that with me, baby?” He asked. That voice sent chills down your spine. 

⧽ With a smirk on your face, you took your little spiky-haired boy towards the door. 

⧽ That bed your ex-love disrespected earlier was promptly broken by that damn blonde. 

⧽ Whoever said College was fuckin easy was a goddamn lie? 

⧽ Whoever lied and said that it was easy, should choke on a dick and die? 

⧽ You’re struggling, dragging, brunt out and still trying to function. 

⧽ Clubs, Classes, Part-Time Work, and Rent were making you want to blast your damn brains out. 

⧽ Mid-Terms were on the horizon and thousands were dropping from their classes already. No one didn’t want to do this shot anymore? 

⧽ The true warriors were still fighting and pushing themselves toward the finish line. 

⧽ Your eyes were peered into a boom inside an empty library, it was reaching midnight while the exhaustion of your job from earlier that day. 

⧽ Your body demanded rest. 

⧽ Your stomach was demanding food.  

⧽ Hell, Your body was just deflating at this point.

⧽ Your head plopped onto the book, soft snores escaped your mouth while you drifted into deep and much-needed rest. 

⧽ Your dreams were always practically darkness. A time when it was simply black because your mind was too damn tired to give your exhausted ass something to dream about.

⧽ However, this time. You wake up inside a hot tub. 

⧽ Before you can even question how you’re inside a hot tub and also naked, something pressed against your body. 

⧽ The vibration made your body jump and wiggle a bit, who has the infamous magic wand in there, and who’s holding it? 

⧽ Your hand reached underneath the water to retrieve it, but another hand lifted your head. 

⧽ “Close your eyes and relax…you’re not allowed to touch.” The voice ordered. It was a cold, stern, and simply sexy ass voice. 

⧽ Who are you to disobey rules? Especially since you hadn’t had this much sexual pleasure in a while? 

⧽ Your breathing hitched, and your toes curled before your body was lifted. 

⧽ That’s when you felt the Arctic cold which caused your nipples to stick out. 

⧽ That was before he slipped inside WITH EASE. The intense combo of hot and cold was overstimulating your body. 

⧽ You were already needy as hell, but shit! You’re sucking..whatever this thing in with each thrust he gave you. Your hips even started moving on their own, rocking back and forth. 

⧽ Your eyes opened for a second, looking to see such an odd figure. 

⧽ Large red hands hugged and held your body. The left was on your hip and the right was loosely holding your face. 

⧽ You couldn’t even focus on what it was…when your body was jolted awake. 

⧽ Your eyes opened and you sat back, seeing a worried elderly woman. “Are you okay? You were moaning over here in your sleep…” she asked as she looked at you. 

⧽ Your heart dropped to your feet as worry washed over you. SHE HEARD YOU RIDING ON….WHATEVER THAT WAS?! You didn’t even respond to the woman, you pack your items and head to your car. 

⧽ You head home, get in your bed, and tried to justify what happened as a lack of sleep and simply being horny for some reason. 

⧽ ONLY TO WAKE UP INTO THE DREAM WITH SAID DEMON GOING HARDER THAN HE WAS BEFORE YOU WERE WOKEN UP. 

⧽ And that’s how it started. 

⧽ You went from studying at the library to forcing yourself to stay home, because your big ass demon didn’t give a fuck. Fall asleep and your ass was his. 

⧽ Crash in class, boom. You’re moaning inside the classroom. 

⧽ Crash during your break? You sound like a porn star inside the break room with your uncomfortable co-workers. 

⧽ Your bed was your safety and practicality a sanctuary. No one could hear how loud you were and what he was using on you. 

⧽ Sho, which was the name of said, Incubus. You found out while on a sex swing, handcuffed. You cried out shit, and he corrected you with Sho…before proceeding to make you scream his name. 

⧽ He always created a room that included his usual elements, Hot and Cold.

⧽ Little did you know, he was helping you get exactly what you needed to focus. 

⧽ He worked his magic on you until after the midterms. Once you turn your test in, could you simply rest without a single issue? 

⧽ Poof, he’s gone. Your dreams are simply dead and you’re left pretty upset. 

⧽ Things go back to normal, leaving you sad. You walked into the library, holding your books and things while listening to music.

⧽ You walked towards your usual study area, which was reserved for you because no one really deserved it. 

⧽ You opened the door and walked inside, only to freeze at the sight of a man with..red and white hair. He looked at you confused while you blinked. 

⧽ “Oh! Sorry! I didn’t mean to! I-I can come back!” You stammer, embarrassed, and start to turn around. 

⧽ “No, no….Why don’t you come in and join me?..” the voice said, standing up and walking towards you. “Just close your eyes and relax~” he whispered, pulling you close. 

⧽ It's funny how dreams can become a reality.

#my hero academy fanfiction #opaque posts! #bnha imagines #i hope you like this #my hero academia #bnha fanfiction #izuku x reader #bakugou x reader #shoto todoroki x reader #incubus #sex demon #18+only #my hero x reader #my hero headcanons

[officialtrashbin]

Ok ok ok ok ok wrap-up thoughts on the season now that the finale is out:

First of all, DEATHBIT DEATHBIT DEATHBIT

2) ok the subplot with Rogue and Magneto actually grew on me. Like, she’s rejected him ultimately but they still mattered to each other and they still do, it’s just not romantic from her side anymore. I can’t blame magneto for not getting over her rejection I’d never be able to take the psychic damage of losing Rogue

also yeah the age gap was a little weird but I’m living for the drama and the potential for their platonic friendship. I want to make a comment about how their stint is an example of unidentified trauma becoming trauma bonding but then I have to like…write it.

3) I actually think Roberto and Jubilee were super cute and have elected to give their storylines a pass. Like they’re just kids coming into adulthood and have found comfort in each other, that’s good enough for me for now. (Though I’d like to see more of comic-accurate Sunspot being adapted but I digress. It’s only been 1 season.)

Also I think Sunspot awkwardly hanging around the Xmen slowly coming to terms with his speedran adoption is the funniest basis for an arc and have no further comments. Might write a fic later on his Struggles.

4) KURT JOINING THE MOTHERFUCKIN SQUAD BABYYYY and literally just everything about him. Being so supportive of Rogue and holding her and encouraging Gambit and just 😭😭😭😭

5) PHOENIX JEAN PHOENIX JEAN I LOVED JEAN

6) cyclops was one of my least favs in the original, this show put so much respect back on his name. I actually adore him now—plus the scenes with him doting on his grown ass man child is hysterical. Need more of it. I need this guy telling people this Hulk Hogan of a unit is his lil boy.

If Nathan isn’t seen later at a baseball game with Scott in a Summer 01 jersey and the cyborg arm badly painted over I’m committing crimes.

7) I think Storm needed way more screen time. I know there were scenes with her written out due to budget issues (and also them skipping her goodbye to Gambit made me annoyed) but like. The fact that her centric arc was put across two episodes shared with other episodes was irritating.

7.5) In this same vein I missed Bishop, I got so attached!!!! but here’s to hoping he’s kicking ass again in s2!

8) the rate in which I fell in love with these characters all over again is insane. Like harder than the original show in a fraction of the time.

9) Rogue did nothing wrong. 😭

10) Magneto definitely wasn’t right, but it’s interesting to witness how they justified his view point with Genosha and Bastion, and the ripple effect it had on people who didn’t even agree with him in the first place.

11) Cherik lmfao they were SO gay. I’m all for affectionate besties and dudes being shown as having close platonic bonds but this was Very Affectionate Besties with Seductive Grin Bedroom Eyes Charles Every Two Sentences.

12) honestly want a version of this show though where Charles stayed gone. I actually like him! I just think not having him around to help guide everyone made things so much spicier. Magneto was StrugglingTM for Real

13) Gambit’s death was so good, but I definitely figured he’d be coming back somehow because there was no way they were offing him thinking Rogue didn’t choose him.

14) speaking of, I was mostly joking in my shitposts about Death Gambit cause I had my money on a possible Sentinel Gambit with Bastion’s introduction, but the moment they went to Egypt I started clawing up all my old shit posts.

15) ROGUE DID NOTHING WRONG (lots of wrong but you know what? I love her. She can commit wrongs again.)

16) Beast was so good but I also low key wish he had a bit more screen time. His bitterness after Genosha was short-lived, I wish it had been explored more, like Charles talking it out of him or something and reminding him about their goals or…something.

17) Bastion was awesome no notes, hope he comes back as a horseman for the flex

18) hot Magneto no notes

19) hot Apocalypse no notes

20) crop top Gambit no notes

21) “His name was Gambit! Remember it!” Rogue was so beast in this season, it was cathartic watching her beat the shit out of Bastion. Her and Sunspot honestly make for a cool combat duo and I want to see them interact more.

22) DEATH GAMBIT AAAAAAHHHHHG

23) ey yo hold up does this mean Leech and the Morlochs and the perished Genosha mutants are permanently dead??? 💀

24) Logan and Morph were definitely something this season and I adored it, I adored Morph especially. Like Morph really said I Love You even if it was as Jean, I take what I can get

26) Magneto ripping Wolverine’s skeleton out like homie wouldn’t try to kill him with a wooden chair if given the opportunity. If anything now Logan has 0 weaknesses and a personal vendetta he can act upon. Rest in pieces Erik.

27) A goddess, a gravely injured Canadian, and a metaphor for gender identity walk into a bar and all 3 say “ouch” (bad joke. You’re welcome. Don’t worry guys, Storm is there so their arc will be wrapped up in about 12 minutes. Sorry can you tell I’m still mildly salty about her lack of screen time)

28) Rogue launching Cap’s shield is 11/10. Do it again do it again (woulda been top tier humor if the end credits showed him still looking for it frantically as the asteroid got closer)

Mostly that’s all I got. I have various other thoughts including how fucking HYPE seeing my fav duo Cloak and Dagger made me, but these were the key personal takeaways.

#x men 97 #xmen 97 #x men 97 spoilers

[snakezteeth]

ITS MOTHERFUCKIN WET BEAST WEDNESDAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

#wet beast wednesday #cougar therian #cougar kin #alterhuman #nonhuman #otherkin

[parker-d-bloodrose]

So, I was just doing a sesh of Dwarf Fortress while I was doing my laundry & fucking incredible shit just happened. So I’m mining out my first cavern to sorta expand and explore it because it has so many fucking water tiles. Everybody has to haul shit, even the kids. Especially the kids. Builds character.  Now, one thing to know about the fortress is that I specifically dug my shaft to the first cavern separate from my fortress in order to fight Forgotten Beasts on the surface where my dwarves can surround them more easily. This, unfortunately means that my haulers *do* have to go above ground to carry shit back into the fortress and honestly I’m thinking about setting up a minecart system to reduce time. Anyway that’s irrelevant. Back to the story at hand.  I have some dwarves hauling shit out of my cavern and some snatchers show up. No big deal tbh, I have 40 highly trained dwarves, one squad of which is full of Weapon Masters. We’re talking, these guys have been basically my first squad of militiadwarves since the founding of my fort. And my fort is at this point, about ten years old. So I assign them to kill the snatchers. The snatchers are chasing two of my children, who are slow and nearby. They manage to bag both kids and then stop moving. I think for a moment my game is paused, because they spend a few seconds not moving and I haven’t experienced any particular lag yet. But no it’s not paused, these goblins are just over encumbered. Now, I don’t know which squad of my militiadwarves are training right now, so I don’t know who is armed and who isn’t. BUT I do know one thing. In the time it took for my militiadwarves to show up, the goblins had only moved one tile. Would you like to know why? It’s because MY FUCKING KIDS ARE HAULING MOTHERFUCKIN’ ROCKS BABY. They are specifically carrying shale. So, with the weight of the children + the weight of the shale the children were hauling, the goblins were just overencumbered and murdered quite handily by my militia. So, long story short kiddos, haul rocks because it builds character and it might just save your ass from kidnapping goblins one day.

#Dwarf Fortress #goblins are a menace #It's too bad I don't care enough to build an actual army to wipe the entire population of goblins out #Maybe I should #Tired of them trying to snatch my kids all the time

[lesbeauien]

Man, that ep had everything: In character “what animal are you” personality quizzes, Dorian-Orym romance, hot weresomethings, Fearne trippin’ balls, Travis rolling like a motherfuckin’ beast whether he’s on the Bells’ side or not, the Wildmom, PVP, insanely cool combat mechanics that rewarded roleplay, Orym finally getting a magic sword, and a bunch of full grown adults drunk on post-fight adrenaline getting ass-out tits-out balls-out naked and running off into the moonlight <3

#cr3 #cr spoilers #critcal role #critical role spoilers #c3e41

[headfullofpresley]

You and me, kid (Chapter 4)

Oh, to be young and in love.

Pairing: Elvis Presley x reader (can be Austin!Elvis as well)

Word count: 5030

Warning(s): smut (very short), angst, TOM THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ COLONEL PARKER!!!, tom parker being a creepy asshole, emotional abuse/compulsion, inaccurent timelines etc of Elvis’ LV shows, Jerry feeling.. things, violence and gore, both reader and Elvis are really going thru in it in this one, Elvis is compelled and a lil meanie.

Author’s note: here, have this absolute shit show of a chapter! :) It’s a wild ride, guys. 

Click HERE for part 3!

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‘‘Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I look at you and I’m ready for war.’’

You were bend over the countertop, nails clawing at the mirror in front of you as Elvis was thrusting into you from behind at an ungodly speed. Every single one of your senses were being tickled and the sound of skin connecting with his every thrust was prominent in your ears. You and Elvis were completely sucked into your own world and he was forgetting about the amount of people on the other side of the door, only focused on getting you to the place he didn’t take you to this afternoon. You were so close to reach to that little piece of heaven you could almost taste it, until the bubble you two had wrapped around yourselves splattered into pieces by a loud knock on the door. At first, Elvis ignored it and continued to thrust into you as his fingers were digging into your hips, but the first knock was followed by more, growing more frantic. Elvis’ eyes met yours through the mirror as his thrusts slowly came to a halt before he slipped out of you, making you whine softly at the loss of him feeling you up. You watched him as he pulled up his pants, shoving the hem of his blouse in them as he walked over to the door and swinging it open after he made sure you made yourself decent.

‘‘The Colonel is here,’’ Jerry breathed out and as you raised yourself on your toes to look over the men’s shoulders, you saw a man with a fedora hat resting crookedly atop of his head and a cane in his right hand standing in the middle of the room. A half smoked thick brown cigar was hanging from the corner of his mouth and he was wearing a smile on his face as he watched your guests leave the suite one by one. You recognized him to be Elvis’ manager since you had seen him around the hotel and heard some stories about the infamous man here and there, but that was the end of your knowledge on The Colonel since Elvis never told you much about him in person. You didn’t know what it was, but something about his presence made you uncomfortable. You looked at Elvis who sighed deeply and pulled up his zipper, stepping out of the bathroom to greet the man who had just crashed your party. You quickly grabbed a hand towel, running it under the tap before wiping off the blood from your face. The Colonel seemed to have noticed you and tilted his head as he walked closer to the open bathroom door. ‘‘There’s no need for that, little girl,’’ he spoke up, sending chills down your spine by the use of the pet name, and not in a good way. Your hands came to a halt as you slowly turned your head to look the man in the eyes, clenching your fingertips around the towel in your hands. ‘‘I am well aware of what my boy has turned you into,’’ he laughed, taking the cigar out from between his lips and letting it dangle between his knuckles instead, reaching his arm out to the suite. A sign for you to come out of the bathroom. You looked at Jerry and Elvis for a second before you dropped the towel on the countertop and walked out of the bathroom, the energy radiating off of the man almost unbearable as you passed by him.  Elvis immediately slipped his arm around your waist and kept you tightly pressed into his side as The Colonel kept his eyes on you like he was a beast ready to devour you whole. You felt nervous and extremely exposed, muscles tensing up as he took a few steps closer to you. ‘‘So, this is the newest addition to your.. entourage,’’ he spoke up, giving Jerry a look before he looked back at you and Elvis, a devious grin on his face. His eyes lingered on you for longer than they needed to before he looked around the room, poking one of the balloons with his cane. You looked anywhere but at his face and your eyes seemed to found its focus on the cigar in his hand, watching the ashes fall to the floor without him even noticing it, nor did he care about it. The Colonel looked at the garland hanging in front of the window, sticking his cane through one of the letters before he ripped it down from the ceiling and the sound made you startle, Elvis holding onto you tighter.

‘‘There was no need for that, now was there?’’ Elvis spoke up, glaring at his manager with darkened eyes, annoyance swimming in them. ‘‘Is there a reason for your visit?’’ he asked him before he could comment on Elvis’ remark. The tension in the room was thickening by the second and you were starting to feel uncomfortable, keeping close to Elvis’ side. You didn’t understand why Elvis wasn’t doing more, why he wasn’t giving this man a piece of his mind or slap him around a little. If your guessing was right, you didn’t think his manager was a vampire because he didn’t make you crave to sink your teeth into him like Serena and Olivia had. Or maybe it was because he seemed like a power grabbing very much so unattractive asshole, looking like a sly fox as he paced around the room slowly. You just knew Elvis could take him on, so why in the world wasn’t he? The Colonel stopped in front of you and Elvis, putting his cane down in between his legs as he leaned his hands on the handle of it, the smoke of his cigar circling up uncomfortably right into your face. ‘‘Oh, no particular reason, I caught word of a party going on in my boys’ suite, so I wanted to see what all the fuzz was about. And ofcourse…’’ he smiled as his eyes moved back to yours and you made the mistake to look back at him, pushing yourself further against Elvis. ‘‘I was curious about the little girl. Curious about why you chose this one,’’ he mumbled the last part, inspecting every detail of your face as if he was checking if you were right for a beauty pageant or not. ‘‘But now that I’m here, let’s discuss business,’’ he said, raising his voice again cheerfully as he looked back at Elvis, slapping a hand on his shoulder. The vampire at your side didn’t budge, but he did nod and looked at you with apologetic eyes. You frowned as you slightly shook your head, silently asking him not to go along with anything the disgusting creature that was in front of you had planned. ‘‘It won’t take long,’’ Elvis whispered, leaning down to peck your lips. You ignored The Colonel laughing as you grabbed onto Elvis’ shirt, hugging him. ‘‘I wouldn’t be so sure of that,’’ he said jokingly, but no one in the room but him was laughing. You sighed and slowly let go of the man next to you, giving Elvis one more kiss on his cheek before you walked over to Jerry and followed him out of the room, agreeing to his suggestion to have a few drinks at the bar in the hotel.

‘‘What’s up with the Colonel? He’s a creep,’’ you asked as you gave the bartender a quick thankful nod, taking a sip of the cocktail you had ordered. That fat penguin’s little visit had sobered you straight back up, so you figured another drink or two wouldn’t hurt. Jerry laughed softly, nodding his head in agreement as he took a sip from his bottled beer. ‘‘It’s a long story, Y/N, but all you need to know is that it will be best for you if you stay as far away from the man as you can,’’ he said, his day light ring tapping against the bottle as he looked at you. You straightened your shoulders a little, tapping your manicured nail on the wood of the bar he was leaning his elbows on. ‘‘Jerry, I thought we were becoming friends here!’’ you exclaimed in feigned disbelief, gasping at him and he laughed softly, taking another sip of his drink. You chuckled softly, letting the sweetness of your cocktail roll around on your tongue for a second before you swallowed and looked back at Jerry. You put your glass down and leaned your elbows on the bar as well, mimicking Jerry’s position. ‘‘Please tell me,’’ you then said, your voice sounding serious as you looked at him. ‘‘This is Elvis we’re talking about. If you guys want to keep me around, I think I have a right to know,’’ you reasoned with him and he sighed deeply as he ran his hands over his face before leaning his chin in the palm of his hand, looking over his shoulder. When he saw only humans were present, he turned back to you. ‘‘Unfortunately, Tom Parker isn’t human,’’ he said, keeping his voice low in case someone would hear them talking. Jerry knew that Parker had enough minions running around the hotel to keep an eye on things and if they would hear you and him talking about the man, they would report back to him before you and him could even make it out of the bar. ‘‘He’s a vampire, one of the first ones to ever exist. I think they’re called ‘’The Originals’’ or the ‘’First Ones’’ or some ominous shit like that,’’ he told you and you had to grasp onto the bar to not fall right off your seat. The Colonel… a vampire? You bit back a laugh, trying real hard to let Jerry continue his story. He saw the slight quiver of your lips though and chuckled, taking another sip of his beer. ‘‘You can laugh. I did too,’’ he said honestly, licking his lower lip before he turned back to you. ‘‘From what I’ve heard, he was turned through a witches’ spell which granted him immortality back somewhere in Europe where he grew up. He was always an outsider, looked down upon everywhere he went. I guess the witch took pity upon him and turned him into the beast he is today ─ using people to get what he wants, no matter what it takes. The man might look like a toad, Y/N, but he’s evil. Rotten to the bone,’’ Jerry told you and your anger toward Parker and your worries for Elvis only grew more and more. You knew Jerry was partly telling you this because he thought you had a right to know, but mostly because he was hoping you’d take it as a warning. Your love for Elvis was bigger than your own fear, though. You’d rather die at the hands of that filthy man than let the man you love be used. ‘‘Is that what he’s doing to Elvis?’’ you asked even though you already knew the answer, goosebumps crawling over your skin as Jerry nodded his head, letting out a soft emotionless scoff. ‘‘Yeah.. he’s been using E for as long as I can remember, like a monkey in a circus, dancing with just a snap of his fingers. He has him compelled,’’ he told you and you frowned, your mind going at a rapid speed to process everything Jerry was telling you and the little knowledge you actually had on vampires and their abilities. ‘‘Vampires can compel other vampires?’’

‘‘No, us normal vampires can’t. But because he is one of the first ones to exist, he can.. for some fucked up reason. He has Elvis dancing to his every tune with the compulsion and it’s something that can’t be reversed, unless..’’ he said, giving you a knowing look and you put two and two together, widening your eyes in hope. ‘‘Unless he dies. Then let’s just kill him already! He’s walking with a cane, for crying out loud. He won’t be much of an opponent to us,’’ you said, slamming your hand on the bar softly as you spoke. Jerry shushed you, looking around and smiling at an elderly couple that was sitting at one of the tables, looking back at you as they went back to their own conversation. ‘‘I know why you think that, Y/N, but it’s all for show. Believe me, I’ve looked into it and not only is it damn near impossible to kill an Original, he’s stronger than he looks. He walks in the sun without a ring, that should say enough,’’ he whispered as quietly as he could, but as he could already see the determination in your eyes, he was getting a little panicked. Even though you were strong, you’d never be able to stand up against The Colonel. The man would have your heart served on a silver platter before you could even blink.

‘‘Has he compelled you too?’’ You asked, squinting your eyes a little at the vampire next to you suspiciously. If he was compelled, he could just be telling you all of this to freak you out so you’d run away from all of them ─ maybe he was one Parker’s minions. But as Jerry shook his head and dug his hand into the pocket of his pants, holding up a small vial with what looked like lavendel in it, you raised a questionable eyebrow. ‘‘It’s vervain, a potent herb, one of the weaknesses a mundane vampire like us has to suffer from,’’ he rolled his eyes with a soft chuckle, handing you the vial to look at it. ‘‘It burns us when we touch it and even more so when ingesting it, but that’s what I’ve been doing. Burns like a goddamn bitch, but it prevents compulsion,’’ he told you and you just stared at the little herb in the glass vial laying in the palm of your hand. You were about to suggest giving it to Elvis, force feeding it to him if you had to, but like he could read your mind Jerry informed you that he had already tried doing so and failed terribly. Elvis was completely brainwashed by the old fuck and every time Parker’s name was brought up in a conversation, he’d lose his temper. Deep down inside, Elvis knew something was wrong and he loaded The Colonel himself too whenever he was in his presence, but he couldn’t fight off the compulsion, no matter how hard he tried to. The Colonel had him right where he wanted, pulling the strings just a little tighter every time Elvis looked like he was going off script.

You suddenly jumped out of your seat, taking one more sip from your cocktail before you shoved the napkin with the glass on it away from you. ‘‘Where are you going?’’ Jerry asked, slight panic hinted in his voice. You closed your hand, squeezing the vial in your palm as you grinned at your new friend in front of you. ‘‘I’m going to save the man I love,’’ you said without even thinking about your choice of words, flashing Jerry a smile before you turned around.

‘‘You love him?’’ Jerry questioned, which made you stop in your tracks. Your heart skipped a beat as you slightly turned back around as you stood in the door opening, eyes meeting those of Jerry who was still sitting in his seat. ‘‘I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t,’’ you told him with a small smile, not aware of the slight pull between you and the other man. As you turned around and walked to the elevator in the lobby, Jerry let out a deep sigh. He did feel it, but there was nothing else he could do other than ignore it and shove his feelings deep down inside of him.

 You sucked in a deep breath as the elevator doors slid open on the upper floor and as you looked up from making sure the small vial was hidden in your panties under your dress, you looked right into a pair of eyes you’d rather not be looking into at all. ‘‘Ah, miss Y/L/N, there you are,’’ The Colonel said cheerfully, smiling at you as he held the elevator doors open by reaching cane in the small space. You wanted nothing more than to stick that cane so far up his ass it would crack his skull. He snapped you right out of the fantasy playing in front of your own eyes by speaking up again and you were immediately moving, stepping out of the elevator. ‘‘I take it Jerry has told you about me and how we run.. things around here,’’ he said and you crossed your arms, trying not to show that he was making you uncomfortable and a little nervous with those hungry eyes. ‘‘He probably exaggerated things greatly as he usually does,’’ he laughed, more to himself as he looked at the fat golden watch around his wrist. You rolled your eyes, excusing yourself to go into the suite but he prevented you from doing so by lifting that damn cane up and in front of the door. ‘‘Don’t get too attached, little girl. Eternity is a long time and I don’t intend to let my boy go for a long time,’’ he smirked wickedly and you clenched your jaw as you looked at him, grabbing onto his cane and pushing it back to his feet. ‘‘We’ll see how that works out for you. Now if you’ll excuse me,’’ you spat at him, grabbing onto the door knob, but his laugh stopped you from turning it. ‘‘I can see why he likes you.. You have a certain.. fire inside of you,’’ he said with a grin as he walked back over to the elevator, pressing the button. ‘‘He’s expecting you, miss Y/L/N. He has some marvelous news to tell you,’’ he said as he stepped in the elevator, dipping his fedora hat before he disappeared behind the closing doors.

You rushed into the room, closing the door behind you with a loud slam as you looked at Elvis who stood in front of the big windows, drink in hand. ‘‘Hey baby,’’ he smiled and you jogged over to him after kicking off your heels, wrapping your arms around his waist to hug him tightly. He laughed softly as he wrapped an arm around your shoulder, looking down at you with an amused frown on his face. ‘‘What’s that for?’’ he chuckled and you sighed as you looked up at him, shaking your head. ‘‘Nothing.. Just.. hold me for a while,’’ you whispered, pressing your cheek against his chest as you moved to stand properly in front of him, inhaling his scent. He leaned down a little, gently pressing his chin on top of your head as he looked out at the flickering lights of the city that laid beneath you two. ‘‘I’m sorry about your party,’’ he whispered and you slowly raised your head, looking behind his frame to look at the slight mess the room was still in from the party. Right now, you had bigger worries clouding your mind. You shrugged and looked up at him, pressing a kiss on his chin. ‘‘Don’t worry about it,’’ you assured him, clearing your throat a little. ‘‘Your manager told me you had.. news?’’ you questioned, not even wanting to ask him about it, because you just knew it must be something bad. Something that would drive you away from the man you were holding ─ that was exactly what The Colonel was planning ever since he got news of you having been turned.

‘‘Oh, yes!’’ he exclaimed, excitement twinkling in his eyes as he slowly let go of you and downed his drink, abandoning the empty glass on the bedside table. ‘‘Instead of me doing one show downstairs, I’ll be doing two in one night. A dinner show and one at midnight,’’ he spoke excitedly, moving his hands to emphasize his words and joy. You on the other hand weren’t so happy and you knew that he wouldn’t either, if he wasn’t compelled.

‘‘Two shows in one night? Elvis, that’s.. crazy. When will you have free time? Or time to see me?’’ you asked, not wanting to make this about you, but the thought of him barely being able to spend time with you was making your heart tighten in your chest. ‘‘Don’t worry your pretty little head about that, baby. I will spend every second of my free time with you,’’ he smiled as he stepped closer to you, taking your hands in his to bring them to his lips and kiss your knuckles. ‘‘The Colonel said it’ll be good for me to focus on my work more and feed a little less. I’m not that good with blood, you know,’’ he said, chuckling softly. You frowned as your jaw almost dropped to the floor. Not good with blood? This was coming from the man that was teaching you how to feed, that was in complete control over the way he fed from someone. Elvis didn’t have a problem with blood, but leave it up to Tom Parker to make him believe he did. ‘‘Not good with blood? Babe, what are you talking about? If you are planning to go along with this idiotic plan of doing two shows a night, you need to feed like you always do,’’ you told him and he just smiled at you, shrugging his shoulders a little. Since human food wouldn’t give him the same energy and he barely needed sleep anymore, vampires needed blood to keep up their energy and strength. They needed it every day, or they wouldn’t be able to function properly. ‘‘The Colonel said-’’

‘‘Yeah, The Colonel said,’’ you spat at him, your tongue laced with venom upon saying the name. Pulling your hands out of his grip, you ran your fingers through your hair and shook your head a little in disbelief. You had no idea what exactly his manager was up to, but when you heard Elvis scoffing, you knew it couldn’t be anything good. ‘‘What’s that supposed to mean?’’ he questioned you suspiciously and you put your hands on your waist, letting out a soft emotionless laugh. He really had his claws dug in deep, didn’t he?

‘‘The Colonel is using you, Elvis. He’s been compelling you for God knows how long and he’s using you as a money grabbing machine!’’ you yelled at him, your emotions getting the best of you. Elvis clenched his jaw as he stood nailed to the ground, nails digging into the palms of his hands. ‘‘You don’t know what you’re talking about,’’ he told you, sprawling out his fingers as he turned around to walk to the liquor tray on the other side of the room. You followed him hot on his heels. ‘‘I know exactly what I’m talking about. You’re the one who’s blind here, because he makes you believe everything he says is right. He’s robbing you from your free will and I know that deep down inside, you know it too,’’ you were still yelling as he was pouring himself another drink. You were so tangled up in your emotions that you didn’t notice his fingers clenching around the crystal glass, until it was softly cracking underneath his force, though before it could break he threw it across the room, the liquor splashing against the TV’s. ‘‘You think you know shit?!’’ he yelled in your face as he grabbed onto your shoulders roughly, eyes darkening dangerously. ‘‘You think just because I turned you you’re special? Don’t get too cocky now, darlin’. You mean absolutely nothing to me,’’ he growled and you swallowed as you stared at him, your hands trying to move behind your back to lift up your dress and find the vial that was still somewhere hidden in your underwear. ‘‘You don’t mean that,’’ you grunted in pain as he dug his fingers a little deeper in your skin, his fingernails drawing blood. ‘‘I mean every. single. word. You were just another useless human being that lacked a will to live and got herself twisted in a world she had no business in. The only thing you were good for was your blood, nothing more, nothing less,’’ he spat in your face. Even though you were positive he had been compelled to act this way and to say these hurtful things to you, they still caused tears to burn in your eyes. ‘‘The Colonel is killing you,’’

‘‘Honey, I’m already dead,’’ he grinned wickedly, letting go of your right shoulder only to lift his hand and dug it right into your chest, ripping right through your flesh. As his fingers wrapped themselves around your heart, you couldn’t do anything else than gasp in horror, blood spluttering out from between your lips. You looked at him with pleading eyes and through the pain, you managed to find enough strength left in you to grasp the vial out of your underwear. You broke the glass in your hand and shoved the vervain in his mouth, grabbing onto his cheeks to make him chew down on it. His hand released your heart as he pulled it out of from between your flesh, stumbling backwards as he coughed in pain. His bloody hand clawed at his throat and you ignored the foreign feeling of your wound healing up, watching as the vervain you forced him to swallow was burning holes in his throat. Though within only a few seconds, his skin healed itself up again but he was still coughing and clawing, falling to his knees. It wouldn’t get rid of the compulsion he was already under, but it would protect him for the next time. You had no idea how long the vervain would hold effect.

‘‘Get out,’’ he groaned, spitting out some blood on the floor as he was breathing heavy, dark eyes looking up to meet yours. ‘‘Get the fuck out!’’ he screamed and you could’ve sworn you heard the glasses shaking on the liquor tray because of his outburst. ‘‘Elvis,’’ you cried, walking closer to him instead of leaving like he demanded you to. You got through your knees and grabbed his face in your hands. ‘‘I’m not leaving. Never,’’ you said, not caring about the desperation in your voice as you caressed the veins that were slightly creeping under his eyes. ‘‘You and me, always and forever. No matter what, you hear me?!’’ you cried in his face and you could feel his muscles loosening up underneath your touch. He looked at you, his dark eyes slowly shifting back to its ocean blue color as a tear rolled down his cheek. In front of you wasn’t the man you knew, it wasn’t the man that seemed oh so confident in his immortality and the powerful being you always viewed him as. He was broken, falling apart at the seams and despite his harsh words, you were still in it for the hundred procent. You were not giving up on him, not even with an Original vampire breathing down your neck.

‘‘You and me, kid,’’ he whispered, his voice cracking as he leaned weakly into your touch, falling forward into your chest. You wrapped your arms around him and pulled him even closer, ignoring the mess around you and the fact that he almost just literally killed you. It wasn’t his doing, it couldn’t have been. This was all the fault of one man and just like clock work, the sound of someone clapping their hands startled you to look over your shoulder.

With his cane tucked underneath his arm and a burning cigar hanging from his lips, the Devil itself was applauding like he had just seen the best opera show of his life. A wicked grin was tugging at his mouth and you could feel anger bubbling in the pit of your stomach, slowly boiling in your veins. ‘‘Oh, to be young and in love,’’ he hummed, taking the cigar out of his mouth as he looked at Elvis in your arms. ‘‘You really think a little bit of vervain will save him, miss Y/L/N?’’ he chuckled as he took his cane back in his hand, digging the end of it at the broken glass of the vial that you had shattered earlier. ‘‘I can see that he loves you... that he does. But you are not the hero in Elvis Presley’s life, sweet heart. That role is taken by me,’’ he grinned as he tilted his head at you tauntingly, making you clench your jaw so hard you thought it might break. With anger almost consuming you whole, you let go of Elvis and sped toward The Colonel. Before you could put your hands on him, he stuck his cane out toward you and with you still getting used to your speed, you couldn’t stop in time. You walked right into it, the wood piercing straight through your skin, only a few inches away from your heart. Your feet come to a halt as your hands flew to the cane, blood splatting in The Colonel’s face. Elvis gasped as he stumbled back to his feet, rushing over to you to catch you in his arms as Parker let go of the other end of the cane. 

‘‘My boy,’’ the manager sighed, landing a firm hand on his shoulder. ‘‘I liked it better when you were less distracted. Keep your eyes on the prize, always,’’ he told him and Elvis shook his head, holding onto you for dear life. His hand moved to the cane to rip it out of you, but The Colonel grabbed his face roughly before he could, making him look him in the eye. ‘‘Get rid of the girl and get some rest. Big day tomorrow,’’ he grinned, pupils dilating before letting go of his face, softly slapping his face in encouragement. Leaving his precious cane behind, The Colonel turned around and left the room. He would do anything to keep his boy right where he wanted him to be ─ no matter what it took.

#elvis presley x reader #austin!elvis x reader #elvis presley smut #austin!elvis smut #elvis presley angst #austin!elvis angst #elvis presley imagine #austin!elvis imagine #elvis presley #austin butler #elvis 2022 #elvis presley fanfiction #vampire!elvis #vampire fics #tamwrites

[darklydeliciousdesires]

OMG besties... the horny dreams I am getting right now. During my Saturday nap, I dreamed of having a threesome with EZ and this pretty girl who was rude to me (told her she could either shut up or let my boyfriend and I take her home and fuck the bad attitude out of her... she chose the latter) and last night I have Angel motherfuckin’ Reyes on me like a sex starved beast. Unfortunately, I only remember little flashes, but those flashes have me grinning, because he had me utterly (to use a @jvalentinesworld-cokes-hyna-ism) dickmatized! I’m barely able to wait for my period to finish so I can fuck my husband through the mattress as a result :D 

My morning overshare, y’all. 

Courtesy of him. 

@roamwithahungryheart​ SERIOUS CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. CRIMES. xD

#angel reyes #oh sir you broke my damned back #CRIMES #CRIMINAL

[paleobird]

♬

This guy plays football But I once won the whole super bowl by myself! This guy is a weightlifter But I can bench an entire continental shelf!

That dude is a scientist But I already cured all diseases last week! And if that's not enough lemme ask When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?

Oh yeah, I will rock your world Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! I shall now expose my chest Don't act like you're not impressed!

How hard did I just seal the deal? With my dragon slayer steel Do you feel all my sexy appeal And my story that's so very totally real!

Is this flirting? Technically, she's serenading--

#piltoversharpshooter

[carrionkid]

THE LADY WITH THE MONKEY???

🫣🫣

YEAH AT MY OLD STORE BACK WHEN I LIVED DOWN SOUTH WE HAD A WOMAN WHO WOULD COME IN EVERY FEW MONTHS WITH A BABY CARRIER STRAPPED TO HER CHEST AND THE FIRST TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A BABY BUT IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKIN MONKEY

IT WOULD CONSTANTLY GRAB MERCHANDISE AND TRY AND GRAB HER BOOBS OR HER WALLET OR HER HAIR AND SHE WAS ACTING LIKE IT WAS THE THE MOST NATURAL THING EVER AS I WAS TRYING TO RING HER UP LIKE

THE FUCKING BEAST WAS NAMED ARYA WINTERS TOO. LIKE GAME OF THRONES

#from hq #anonymous #left a message

[fullgrimdark]

song lyrics that are actually about father jezz ozed:

***What keeps mankind alive- Tom waits***

"You gentlemen who think you have a mission

To purge us of the seven deadly sins

Should first sort out the basic food position

Then start your preaching, that's where it begins

You lot who preach restraint and watch your waist as well

Should learn, for once, the way the world is run

However much you twist or whatever lies that you tell

Food is the first thing, morals follow on

So first make sure that those who are now starving

Get proper helpings when we all start carving

What keeps mankind alive?

What keeps mankind alive?

The fact that millions are daily tortured

Stifled, punished, silenced and oppressed

Mankind can keep alive thanks to its brilliance

In keeping its humanity repressed

And for once you must try not to shrink the facts

Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts"

***D.I.M - Enjoy***

"I won't slap the hand that feeds me

Nor will i make a ruckus

But when it comes to priorities

I just might be the toughest

Targets honed in on what i need

Thats just me being honest

Ill get there eventually

Regardless if they like it or not

[chorus]I'll be hanging around

And you can't really tell me anything

Cause I'm gonna do it myself D-I-M

Gonna do it myself

Im gonna do it myself

With a capital M

Gonna do it myself

Everyone has a lifes mission

It could blindside you at a moments notice

I don't have the budget

To make bad decisions

And I don't have the time

To forget about precision

We will all do what we must

At the end of the motherfuckin' day

Regardless of the motherfuckin' time

[chorus]"

***Crucifire - Desert Sessions***

F-f-f-feeling high and tight as a wire

Caught out in the light

Crucifire (fire)

Put me out (fire, fire, crucifire)

I say burn, or put me out (fire, fire, fire)

Holy smoking in my bed

As we conspire

I bet she's going to my head

Crucifire (fire)

Put me out (fire, fire, crucifire)

I say burn, or put me out (fire, fire, fire)

Explosions in my chest

Strange supplier

If you got something to confess

I'm your crucifire

Put me out (fire, fire, crucifire)

I say burn, or put me out (fire, fire, fire, crucifire)

I say burn, or put me out (crucifire, crucifire, crucifire)

I say burn, or put me out (crucifire, crucifire, crucifire)

***Ritual - ghost***

"Tonight, we're summoned for a divine cause

Remembrance, no, but for their future loss

This chapel of ritual

Smells of dead human sacrifices form the altar...

Beduins and Nomads

Carried through the times

Through pestilences and famines

These ancient scrolls of rhymes

Our fallen angel vexed

Was banished from the sky

Recite now, from the text

And pray for all to die

This chapel of ritual

Smells of dead human sacrifices from the altar bed..."

***I wanna be adored - stone roses***

"I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

I wanna be adored

I wanna be adored

Adored

I wanna be adored

You adore me

You adore me

You adore me

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna be adored"

***gods away on business- Tom waits***

I'd sell your heart to the junkman

Baby, for a buck, for a buck

If you're looking for someone to pull you uut of that ditch

You're out of luck, you're out of luck

Ship is sinking

The ship is sinking

The ship is sinking

There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room

The poor, the lame, the blind

Who are the ones that we kept in charge?

Killers, thieves, and lawyers

God's away, God's away

God's away on business

Business

God's away, God's away

God's away on business

Business

Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick

It's a job, it's a job

Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood

Join the mob, join the mob

[chorus]

Goddamn there's always such a big temptation

To be good, to be good

There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby

It's a deal, it's a deal

God's away, God's away, God's away

On business

Business

I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby

Let her ring, let her ring...

(all of the altered beast/alter me series but mostly:)

***Altered beast 4- king gizzard and the lizard wizard***

You don't feel a thing in your sinuous head

No love, no pain, and no fear of dread

Your apathetic dispassion has made you distort

And your savoir faire is to kill for sport

You'd wound a small creature and watch it wiggle

And lust to feel so bad, that you'd force a giggle

So crooked and curled is your point of view

There is no other creature more malicious than you

I'm completely satisfied

My other life I will not miss

An altered beast until I die

And I will not give up on this

Never!

True, I went to hell and back

But it was so I could be this

An altered beast until the end

And I will not give up on this

Never!

I don't feel heinous

I don't feel no pain

I don't feel nothing

I don't feel anything

I don't feel heinous

I don't feel no pain

I don't feel nothing

I don't feel anything

Altered Beast protect me

I don't feel heinous

I don't feel no pain

I don't feel nothing

I don't feel anything

You're ruthless, and savage, and sadistic, and vindictive

And you find human flesh is incredibly addictive

But the longer you live, and the longer you kill

There's a void that gets harder, and harder to fill

The void that you feel within would suggest

That a canyon has opened up inside of your chest

And whatever you do, there's no turning back

You've reached the end of the cul-de-sac

Emptiness inside of me

And hollowness all around me

I cut myself to see it bleed

And now I don't feel anything

Never!

Insincere and trivial

The world is void of all meaning

And God is so less visceral

And now I don't feel anything

Never!

#father jezz

[x-heesy]

𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝗖𝝝𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖 🕺🏼🏴‍☠️

𝝠 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗖𝗞 𝝠 𝗗𝝠𝗬 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗗𝝝𝗖𝗧𝝝𝗥 𝝠𝗪𝝠𝗬

𝗚𝝝𝝝𝗦𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦 / 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝝠𝗧𝗜𝝝𝗡𝝠𝗟 𝗕𝗘𝝠𝗧𝗦 /𝗜𝗡𝗧𝝝𝗠𝗬𝗦𝝝𝗨𝗟 / 𝗘𝝠𝗥𝗚𝝠𝗦𝗠 / 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗭𝗭 𝗜𝗭 𝝠 𝗚𝗜𝗙 𝝠𝗧𝗧𝝠𝗖𝗞 / 𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗚𝗦𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗦𝝝𝗖𝗞𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗛𝝝𝗟𝗘𝗦 / 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 / 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗬 𝝠𝗦𝗦 / 𝗚 𝝝 𝗗 𝗜 𝗦 𝝠 𝗗 𝗝 / ΓЯДCҜФFΓHΞDДУ / 𝗗𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗗𝝠𝗥𝗞𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗗𝝠𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝝝𝗨𝗦 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗧 𝟰 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡 / 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝝝𝗨𝗧𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘𝗪𝝝𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗕𝗘𝝠𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝝠𝗞𝗘 / 𝗪𝝝𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗜 𝗖𝝝𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗥𝗬 / 𝗪𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗗 𝗜𝗦 𝝠 𝗖𝝝𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 / 𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗡 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 🎧 / 𝗟𝝝𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝝝 / 𝗧𝗛𝝠𝗡��𝗦 𝗟𝝝𝗥𝗗 𝟰 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗞 / 𝗜𝗠𝗙𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝝝𝗨𝗧 / 𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗧𝝝𝗗𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝝝𝗨𝗧 / 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗕𝝠𝗦𝗦𝗠𝝠𝗦𝗦𝝠𝗖𝗥𝗘 / 𝗦𝗛𝝠𝗞𝗘𝗪𝗛𝝠𝗧𝗬𝝠𝗠𝝠𝗠𝝠𝗚𝝠𝗩𝗘𝗬𝝠 /𝗗𝗥𝝝𝗣𝗕𝗘𝝠𝗧𝗦𝗡𝝝𝗧𝗕𝝝𝗠𝗕𝗦 / 𝗥𝝝̈𝗛𝗥𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗖𝗛 / 𝗜’𝗠 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝝝

𝗜 𝝠𝗠 𝝠 𝗗𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗛 🎧💃🏽🕺🏼🪩🚀💥

#panicdynamicpandemic #trackoftheday #gifattack #gifmania #moody #edm #electronicmusic #shakewhatyamamagaveya #raaaaven #electroshockboogie #dancemfdance #partymusic #lostinmusic #thankslordformusick:

Two by two, little biddies in the Subaru

Stalkin' loup garou, play them close, superglue

Ey, hoist up the flagpole

Little tadpole up shits creak no paddle

Hang by lasso

Call it a day son, spare me the hassle

Guillotine drop

Long gone that skibbidy bop

March on cold lickin' these shots

Vanguard infantry, diminishin' art

Generally speakin' truth, bleach booths when I'm through with 16

Bitch, scream Beetlejuice like a preteen Pikachu

Teach youths and their mothers when the beast is loose

Beast is loose, and he's in a feastin' mood

Beast is loose, and we never call no truce, beast is loose

Beast is-beast is loose plus she got the moves

Shorty's got arguments for days and I would like to see the proof

Man a go beast, man a go nuts, man a got flows, man are on stuff

Man a go beast, man a go nuts, man a got flows, man are on stuff

They don't wanna try

Man a get tump right in the eye

All of these MC's are dry

They can't fuck with none of us guys

Beast is loose

Beast is loose, and he's in a feastin' mood

Beast is loose, and we never call no truce, beast is loose

Beast is-beast is loose plus she got the moves

Shorty's got arguments for days and I would like to see the proof

I'm obsessed with the fact about losin' weight

Always workin' in the gym with them protein shakes

So when we bun up the dance and make the crowd irate

It's like a motherfuckin' cardio and I feel great mate

The bass bins bootin' and the head top breaks

With all the gal dem on the floor and all the jelly dun shakes

We 'cause an earthquake 'til the neighbour calls jakes

The late night 'til the mornin' with the snow flakes

Hittin' the roads, gettin' it in then I'm gone

Spittin' the flows, ever so cold, like rahted

Doing it sick, doin' it big, like rahted

Been on the job, been on the grind like wow

Wallet all fat, 'bout to bust like rahted

Creps and garms on check like wow

Man wanna hate, screwface and scowl

But I don't see a thing and I don't hear a sound

Beast is loose, and he's in a feastin' mood

Beast is loose, and we never call no truce, beast is loose

Beast is-beast is loose plus she got the moves

Shorty's got arguments for days and I would like to see the proof

Man a go beast, man a go nuts, man a got flows, man are on stuff

Man a go beast, man a go nuts, man a got flows, man are on stuff

They don't wanna try

Man a get tump right in the eye

All of these MC's are dry

They can't fuck with none of us guys

𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗖𝗞 𝝝𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝝠𝗬:

Beast Is Loose by Chinese Man, Scratch Bandits Crew, Baja Frequencia, Youthstar, ASM, Illaman

#hell y ass! #track of the day #chinese man #11/2022 #international beats #exploring music #broken beats #nasty musick #nasty beats 🎧 #drop beatz no bombs 💣 #shake what your mama gave ya #party music #dance music #breaks #dance the pain away #dancing in the dark #makes me happy happy #makes me wanna dance #electroshockboogie #x-heesy #music #fucking favorite #now playing #spotify #gif moodboard #gif movie #on and on and on and ​on and on and on and #im freaking the fuck out #i need to dance the fuck out #i love electronicmusic

[z-arcane]

if you see a Z on an electrical diagram its okay. if you see a Q... run for yuer motherfuckin life DC analysis of a small signal AC system is a horrid beast that only seeks to torture you

man i shoulda done power electronics instead

[bbqhooligan]

Toast is a motherfuckin beast and im just in awe and inspired by this match he just puts his mind into it and just fucking goes for it. he tanked all those blows and landed some amazing ones, suffered two in the balls and still won by checkmate, fucking insane. hes just doing his shit lately and im here for it. im fucking starting boxing

#hold me to it. fucking hold me to it #disguised toast #mypost #chess boxing #hes insane