Found some of my old binders and I can’t believe I forgot the joy of wearing one
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Artists who draw in an """ugly""" style that emphasises less ~desirable~ features and don't conform to hyperfemininity like most instagram art does; i love you i am kissing you you are healing my brain
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i think if you didn’t know me, it’d look like i have a very strange diet. because every night i drink a glass of orange juice and a shot glass of honey. which is not normal but IT’S MY MEDS. I would probably weird people out if I didn’t tell them beforehand. i dont even like honey. curses
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I just realized that the people that were flayed were still themselves, somewhere. wherever. and then they just get killed and die
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if ur a full grown adult and still think drinking milk is good for u then im going to assume you are easily susceptible to psyops and government propaganda
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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The Killer
So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.
For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.
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One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft
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Yes. Have YOU considered that sometimes working on hard things is both necessary and worthwhile?
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”
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