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Stray cats 🐈

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i will NEVER beat the podcast enjoyer allegations :/

#love this taako design #the adventure zone #taz balance

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A master at his craft...

#how did this guy not break his neck in a few of these

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hey man I discovered your body out in the mountains a couple days ago. just thought id give a heads up

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monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

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i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

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sunlight

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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Bothering the beast

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sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to