All the turtle vehicles are really neat, but I personally enjoy the garbage truck from Out Of The Shadows! Believe it or not, this is the heavily simplified version…
The greatest thing about a franchise that is as long-running as TMNT (Almost 40 years at this point!) is that some of the most batshit insane things will happen at some point. My favourite examples:
At the end of the first 90's movie, Shredder gets thrown off a roof and into a garbage truck. Casey Jones pulls the lever that sets the trucks machinery into action, therefore crushing the Shredder.
In one episode of the 2012 series, Mikey has to rescue his brothers from a Mutant pizza that is zombiefying people. At the end of the episode, it is left unclear whether this actually happened or if it was just a dream caused by eating too much pizza.
Also in the 2012 series, Raph can talk to pidgeons. It is never explained how exactly this works.
In Rise of the TMNT, the turtles are trapped in an 80's movie makeover montage by a hippo magician. They escape it by smashing a speaker that plays the hypnotising music keeping them trapped there.
In the first episode of the '87 iteration, a woman pulls out a gun from a baby carriage and tries to shoot the turtles.
This is all I have for now, but feel free to add on!
Watched the 1990 TMNT for the first time and it surprised me just how many things were pretty much the exact same as in 2012. Ex. Casey saying "oops" as he crushes Shredder in a garbage truck, a turtle recovering in a bathtub in April's farmhouse (though Raphael instead of Leo, which was!! It's ALWAYS Leo that gets majorly fucked up so I didn't expect that), the turtles thinking Splinter is dead and then they commune with his spirit through a fire at the farmhouse. I'm wondering how many of them are direct plotlines from the comics vs 2012 got it from 1990.
I wanted to let you guys in on some things that I’m working on right now.
I’m getting through requests so I can open them back up, but I wanted to let everyone know that my askbox is still open for talking and for raccoon rambles. I guess it’s kinda like head canons but I totally don’t see them as requests and I’m down to talk turtles at any time, so feel free to come say hi!
I’m thinking about starting a naughty blurb/short story collection for Valentine’s Day. I got the idea from Tychou but I still haven’t decided how it’s gonna work, but I’m leaning towards letting you guys send in pairings over here, but the writing itself will be kept on AO3. Still thinking on that one.
You guys can still send me in sketch prompts! Nothing too detailed please but if there’s something you’d like to see me draw more of feel free.
The stories coming out next are most likely : Ch 6 of SMR, then Pick up the Pace, then Donnie’s not possessive.
Also, big thing at the end here, I’m opening up post submissions soon. I’ve never gotten one before so I don’t know how they work, but I started thinking about this the last time someone sent me writing in the ask box- now, there’s still tagging in posts, I know that, but I was thinking about when I first started writing for TMNT, how a bigger blog reposted Appy Slices and that was how I started reaching ppl. I want to encourage others to write, and I want ppl to stop seeing a gate in front of writing. No one gave us permission to write, we just had a little bit of audacity and a story to tell, and that’s all you need to write for a fandom. You don’t need anyone’s permission. You don’t need to be “good enough”. There’s no magical step stool where you get over the hedge and suddenly you’re a fic writer. We just wrote :)
Hm I rambled there a bit. But yea, post submissions. I’ll set up some rules and pin them nice and big in my master post, but I’d really like there to be a way for people just starting out or just getting into the fandom to get their stories out in front of other ppl. And as long as these rules are met, you could hypothetically submit your post or tag me in your work to read.
Hm. Think that’s everything. Thank you all once lord for being a part of the trash pile (address: tortuga brothers garbage truck) look! We got a mailbox! :D
Instead of tmntposting in a huge long thread let’s do different posts lol
Hello nonexistant tumblr following it’s me your local disaster and while I’m still locked from posting on twitter let’s make more insufferably long TMNT posts! Yay! I wanna rank the movies so let’s do it
TMNT (1990): 10/10 no notes love you jim henson
TMNT 2 - Secret Of The Ooze: 3/10 literally what happened? This movie is the epitome of failed potential! It seems like they drafted a story that would have got into the turtles origins while introducing Krang/Utroms, Baxter Stockman, and Bebop/Rocksteady; then the studio looked at it and said WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHERES SHREDDER??? bitch he died!!!!! Casey Jones (who has vanished under mysterious circumstances?) crushed that loser in a garbage truck!! Augh it makes me upset and I’d like to rewrite it and make a proper sequel to the best TMNT movie of all time
TMNT 3: 0/10 do I even need to write about this one? Tempted to give it a half point for having Casey but like they could have at least made him... do something in the movie?? Anyway yuck bad vibes
TMNT (2007): 8/10 OOH this is a good one, I’m biased because it’s my childhood but GodDamn this is a good flick. I love that the turtles are played by proper voice actors instead of celebrities, relegating the big names to secondary characters. CHRIS EVANS IS CASEY JONES??? WHAT???? Anyway yeah some great turt dynamics in this one, the Leo/Raph fight scene is raw as hell and the whole movie is just a great package, I’d love to venture back into that TMNT universe someday
Turtles Forever (2009): 5/10, I felt compelled to include this because it exists? That’s the highest praise I can give it. I like that it kinda fixed the TMNT 2003 S7 artstyle but that’s kinda it???? The 80s turtles sound absolutely AWful and the comic turtles just,,,, aren’t right. Credit where credit’s due for keeping everyone on-model regardless of what dimension they’re in.
TMNT (2014) 2/10 Nope! Not gonna even touch it! Yikes! Sorry bayverse fans but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can’t do it
TMNT: Out of the Shadows (2016) HAVENT EVEN SEEN IT WEVE ESTABLISHED MY THOUGHTS ON THE BAYVERSE JESUS
Rise of the TMNT: The Movie (2022): 8/10 So good!!! sO SO good I love it so much! If you thought the show had great animation you’re in for a treat!!!! I felt like the plot was a little all over the place but the emotional beats were incredible!!!! LEO steps up! It’s great! Cassandra got totally shafted though which made me sad, she’s my fave
Anyway Uhhhhh I’ve probably forgotten something but who cares, go watch the 1990 movie it’s the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
#universal monsters x tmnt raphael as frankenstein monster
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Hell yes.
69 notes - Posted May 13, 2022
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Raphael and Immogene
Gift from my friend @forerunnertracer
Way to make me get teary eyed on a Saturday morning! ❤️
Art by the wonderful @neatteatmnt
77 notes - Posted September 10, 2022
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Oh my word. YES.
81 notes - Posted July 4, 2022
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Raphael A-Z and Three X’s Are Needed For The Descriptions
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): He wants to look at your face. Tenderly brushing your hair away from your skin. The sheets may be cooling but the touching will go on for a while yet. Raph has no qualms about what needs to be done after being intimate. He might also head to the bathroom with you after. You want a shower? He’ll extend the intimacy by joining you. If there are any products you need, he will make sure he has them.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): He loves is arms. Your ass. Squeezing it. Playing with it. Hotdogging. He enjoys giving it the occasional slap (only if you’re receptive and never harder than you like)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): Going to be frank here. Most of us feel that Raphael is the largest of the brothers when it comes to what he’s packing. I am of the group that thinks he has balls to match that cock of his. They’re large, they’re heavy and you can guarantee you can feel them slapping against you. Those balls carry a big load. He doesn’t expect you whatsoever to swallow it all. He is all for what you want to do with his cum, whether it is trying to swallow or liking it when he blows over your ass. He might even have a penchant for smirking when you make that face as it drips out of you. He has no issues with his own cum or yours. He will ask you to sit on his face. If he can get you visibly dripping…oh yeah. Happy boy.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): I can see Raph being one not to really have any dirty secrets with his partner. He’s an open book when it comes to sex with you. He’ll crack up with you when he tells you about that one time he had to clean the Garbage Truck windshield. He even used a black light to check.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): I think this depends on what AU you’re thinking of. If we’re talking mutants, he’s got lots of experience. Humans, on the other hand, has been limited. He’s read everything he can read and understands that paying attention to your partner and talking to them is the best way to learn.
F = Favourite Position: Hands down, Raphael loves taking you from behind. Whether it’s pounding into your depths or licking your nether lips he’s all in. Imagine him coming over or coming home and finding you ass up and shoulders down. “Have ya been thinkin’ of me, sweetheart?” Do a wiggle, see what happens.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): Raphael’s aware that sometimes funny things happen during sex and he takes it all in stride.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): The boys don’t have any hair so I’m going to use this for what he likes to see on his partner. Honestly, whatever you’re happy with, he’s happy too. So, if you want to dye it, go right ahead. Into being waxed and smooth? He’s all over it. Au naturel? Go for it. Be sure if you have one of those shaped tufts, he will give it a tug (how hard depends on what you like).
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): He is so into you. It doesn’t matter if it’s a rougher session or he’s going slow, he’s all there.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): Let’s be honest, he has a high sex drive and sometimes you just can’t keep up. His need for you is strong but he is understanding of your limits. He will take things into his own hands though and sometimes will ask if you’d like to watch.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): 1. The KING of dirty talk. He knows what his voice and accent do to you and he knows how to use them. He’ll occasionally surprise you with a call on your break. Make sure you have something cold on hand to drink, you’re going to need it. 2. Praise him. Period.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): If it’s private, he’s good to go. This is something that he shares with you and you alone.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Lace lingerie. Especially the kind he can see your naughty bits through. Even better if he can help pick it out with you. Perusing the options together would be an enjoyable activity for him.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): He is not into degrading you. Not interested in fecal or urine play.
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122 notes - Posted January 29, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
@thelaundrybitch I saw this on your blog and I rolled. I borrowed it for this post. I’m not sure if it’s Raphael or Michelangelo. In my mind…it’s the Brute. Lol.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (vol. 1) #1:
The Turtles' Origin Is Told
Read Date: November 25, 2022
Cover Date: May 1984
● Writer: Kevin Eastman ◦ Peter Laird ● Penciler: Kevin Eastman ◦ Peter Laird ● Inker: Kevin Eastman ◦ Peter Laird ● Colorist: {not applicable} ● Letterer: Kevin Eastman ●
**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers
Reactions As I Read:
● I'm so excited!
● tails!!
● [pg. 8] the turtle fingers gripping a manhole cover is such an iconic image. I love that it was here from the very beginning. The narrative tone is solid so far. Definitely sounds like Leo.
● I've heard somewhere that the story of the mutagen (blind man, truck, kid being struck by toxins) is homage to Matt Murdock (Daredevil)'s origin story. Considering the similarity, I'd certainly believe it to be true! I know TMNT and Batman have teamed up several times, but I'd also love to see a team-up with Daredevil… especially one that closes the loop on their shared origins.
● ah! The afterword mentions the homage to Daredevil. Good to have validation!
Synopsis:
The book opens with the Turtles battling some 15 gun-toting thugs and mopping up the New York City alleyway with them. Once the police show up, the Turtles head for home in the sewer. The TMNT find Master Splinter and tell him of their victory. Splinter decrees that they are now ready to be told of their mission… a mission of retribution!
The Sensei tells the Turtles, for the first time, their origins. Splinter was once the pet rat of Hamato Yoshi, said to be the greatest shadow warrior of his clan, known as the Foot. While watching Yoshi practice his art of combat, Splinter would mimic his movements and eventually became as adept as his human benefactor. Splinter explains that Yoshi had a bitter rivalry with a fellow clan member, Oroku Nagi. They competed fiercely in all things, even in matters of the heart. They both fell in love with a beautiful woman named Tang Shen, but she loved only one of them in return: Splinter's Master, Yoshi.
Nagi became extremely jealous and one night in a fit of rage he went to Tang Shen's home and demanded that she love only him. She refused, and Nagi began to beat her. Just then, Yoshi came upon them, and in a fit of red rage he slew Nagi. This was a shameful act in the eyes of the Foot Clan, as one member must never kill another. Yoshi had two choices: he could take his own life in ritual suicide and hope for honor in the next life, or he could flee the Clan and attempt to start a new life. Master Yoshi decided on the latter, and fled to New York City with Tang Shen, Splinter, and a few possessions. He started his own martial arts school and all went well for years.
In Japan, Nagi's brother Saki had sworn vengeance against Yoshi, the man who had killed his sibling. His anger pushed him to become a premiere ninja in the Foot, and as a reward for his hard work and diligence, the Clan sent him to New York City to lead the Big Apple's branch of ninjas. Saki recognized this as his opportunity to reap his revenge against Hamato Yoshi and slay him.
Saki quickly built the New York branch of the Foot into a criminal powerhouse involved in many illegal activities; from drug smuggling and arms running to their specialty of assassination. But he never forgot his goal, and after a time he tracked Yoshi and Tang down, and set his vengeance into motion. While Yoshi was away at work, Saki broke into his apartment and murdered Tang Shen. Saki lay in wait until Yoshi returned home. As Hamato walked through the door he saw his dead wife and her murderer Oroku Saki, who proclaimed himself to be the Shredder. A great fight broke out, and Splinter's cage was broken, freeing him. Eventually, the youthful Shredder bettered his older combatant, and Yoshi was slain as well. Anguished over the death of his Master, Splinter fled to the alleys and lived off of garbage scraps.
Until the day when a TCRI truck drove by, and a strange canister flew out of its hold. The container struck a young man in the head, bounced off of the pavement and smashed into a boy's aquarium filled with turtles. The shattered glass, canister and turtles all fell into an open manhole cover, dropping into the murky sewer below. The metal container held some strange chemical, and when it hit the floor of the sewer it broke, bathing the Turtles in its glowing ooze. Splinter, curious, went to see what had become of the turtles. He collected them into a coffee can and cleaned the goo off of them as best he could. The next day the wise rat found that he and the Turtles were mutating… becoming more human-like with each passing day! Eventually the turtles spoke, and Splinter began to set his own plan for vengeance into motion. He began training the turtles in the art of ninjutsu that he had learned from Hamato Yoshi. He named each Turtle after a famous Renaissance artist, whose names he had found in an old book forsaken in the sewer.
After hearing the tale of their origins, the turtles knew what they must do: they had to avenge the death of Splinter's Master Yoshi… they had to defeat the Shredder in mortal combat! Raphael goes on a guerrilla mission to deliver a message to Saki… which he does in typical Raphael fashion. The message demands that Saki meet the Turtles on the rooftops to duel to the death in the name of honor. The Shredder brings many Foot with him, and a great battle between the Turtles and the ninjas erupts. The turtles win hands down, forcing Shredder into combat. The fight is close, but the Turtles use teamwork to best Saki. Once the turtles have defeated Shredder, they demand that he commit seppuku to regain the honor he had lost when he murdered Yoshi. Saki refuses and displays a thermite grenade that he had concealed in his costume. The Shredder vows that if he is to die he will take the Turtles with him. Donatello saves the day by throwing his bo staff into Saki's jaw, knocking him and the grenade from the rooftop. As the Shredder falls, the Turtles rush to the edge of the building, seeing the handheld bomb go off in a blinding flash. The turtles have performed the task that Master Splinter had trained them for. With their mission complete, the Turtles fade into the night.
Just had to explain to a kid I work with that there are legit TV series of TMNT and he didn't believe me! He thought there was just movies, but once I explained it in detail and a way he would understand, that it wasn't just movies, he continued talking to me about building the garbage truck in the 2016 movie and how he knows where we could get a garbage truck for cheap and we came up with this whole plan on how we'd race people in it and dodge the cops 😂
This is why I don't talk often. I come up with evil plans with people regardless of their age or beliefs.
the y2k baddie with the tmnt was so good I’ve been scraping for crumbs please do another one whenever you have time. It would be greatly appreciated
AHHHH ty for the ask<3 luv u, babes
tw: 18+ONLY. mentions blowjob, implies sex, talks about tiddies. fem!reader.
Leonardo just adores when you bring your cute little juicy purse around with you.
You have this cute smile on your face when you wave it around all excitedly, rambling about how you have the perfect keychain to go with it.
Sometimes though.. you got them big ass ones. The ones with the rhinestones and such. One night when he was walking you home, pitch black out.
Some dumbass actually tried to kidnap you, not seeing the giant turtle I guess?
And you really just said “ew” and hit him across the face with your bag. This man went down quick on the pavement.
It just happened so fast. Leo was stuck standing there like 😳. You just turn back around, smile at him, grab his hand and say “come on, let’s go. I need my beauty sleep”
He just follows and steps over the guys body. After you guys get home, he tells you how hot that was. And, you can imagine what happened next ;)
Going back to what I said in the first post, Raphael loves to mess with your thong straps. Snapping them against your skin.
Smirking at you, when you whip around to look at him with a “Hey!” all pouty like.
When you wear red thongs though.. he’s immediately switching up with “damn I’m in love” and/or “damn, we gonna break the bed tonight”
I imagine Raph liking to get real messy with it. So when you have your sparkly gloss on, you try not to go around him if you are going somewhere. Because he will somehow rope you into a heavy make-out session. It ending with the gloss all over both of your mouths.
He probably wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, staring at your kiss swollen lips. Gloss smeared. He just wants you to get on your knees and suck his di-
Donatello loves your low tops, showing off your chest. It doesn’t matter if you have small titties or big mommy milkers
This man is a titty guy all the way in my opinion. You always got some type of long necklace, laying right on top of your cleavage sometimes.
When he’s working at his desk, you always come around to see what he’s up to. Which he doesn’t mind!
You just really distract him when you lean over, your tits almost spilling out of your top. With a pretty smile on your face, asking him what does this and this mean.
You are wearing one of your favorite tank tops. It’s purple and shimmery, super low-cut to show off your beautiful cleavage. A Chanel charm necklace laying right above it.
He gets so fidgety and shaky. Stuttering his way through of explaining the blueprints he’s making to upgrade the garbage truck.
He can’t even look you in the eye, looking everywhere else but you. You notice the weird behavior. Asking about it right away, “Don? Are you okay?”
His eyes stay glued to the floor. “Y-yeah. Of course I’m fine”
“Why won’t you look at me?” Your hands resting on your knees to slightly bend down to get eye level with him. You have a cutest frown on your face, head tilted slightly in confusion.
He feels almost choked by the situation and juicy couture perfume coming from you. When his eyes dart to you, you catch how he keeps flicking his eyes from yours back onto your chest.
You look down at yourself and back to him, “Wanna see em’?”
He actually chokes this time.
(disclaimer! i don’t really know how to write mikey that well >_<)
Michelangelo loves it when you wear tiny tube tops and such with your low-rise bottoms, showing off your cute belly.
He is definitely one to show you off, loving it when you have so much skin exposed.
I would imagine he likes to kiss your chest and neck randomly.
And when you lay on your stomach, just on your phone or looking at a magazine. He manhandles your hips and bends down to kiss your back.
Nipping at your waist and hips, smiling against your skin when you start to laugh.“Mikey! You scared me”
WARNING: The views and events here are totally fucked and if you aren’t 18+, GTFO. I do Asks and requests so long as it’s nothing abusive, hateful, harmful or harassing.