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media-offline · 1 year

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2nd Date Let-Down

It always seems better the first time. The second time you see them, that one little thing irritates you 5 times more.

Danny is sweet, but I find myself struck with how he interacts with me. I’m talking, and he’s giving me creepy elevator eyes, breaking that eye contact to look me up and down.

So I called him out, demanded to know why he keeps breaking eye contact and if he’s just looking at my boobs. He says he’s giving me an up and down as his “style of flirting”. I suppose it could be considered flattering, for him to want to check me out, but it’s distracting.

It seems like inactive listening. Instead of looking in my eyes and deeply engaging with what I say, he breaks that to gaze at my body. Yes, glorious bodies. Yes, my glorious body. Yes, the body that drew him in. But my body is the wrapping paper on the gift that is me. It is surface level, decorative, and ephemeral.

So I had a new first date, likely also not with a keeper. There is something intriguing about him, but he seems like he might be a bit too.... gun-toting. It is interesting how much men in America can chose to value guns. It scares me, and I don’t understand it. Consider it my personal blind spot or blissful ignorance. Yet the idea of a weapon as possession, hobby, pastime… all of that baffles me.

We have wine in common, and he’s easy to talk to. He feels… present. Seems to listen, texts back, and communicates well & quickly. He loves his dogs, and seems to be largely independent like myself.

Time will tell. I will see him again tomorrow, likely for another “2nd Date Let-Down”.

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insights2101 · 10 months

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worldofdate · 4 months

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matchmakersllc · 1 year

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shahed7358 · 1 year

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mohamedjudoka73 · 4 years

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media-offline · 1 year

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4 Dates and 6 Work Days

Four bad dates and a work week passed. Not terrible bad, yet not a single one worth cooing over either.

Consider is a wash.

DATE 1: Sunday coffee with Mr El Salvador

It's my first day with permission to be in the world since catching covid, and naturally, the first thing I have scheduled is a coffee date/meet-up. It's convenient because I have to pick up dog poop bags on the way home for Bean.

Pouring rain with limited parking at a weird non-place in Cully. I pull up in my car and immediately sigh, seeing the hooded young man, clearly waiting for his tinder date, with god knows what idea of what he thinks I will be. I come from a cross road that was unpaved and riddled with puddles. A 5'8" latino man stands across the street, wearing a thin pull-over blue grey sweater, the fabric clinging uncomfortably to him like a gap sweater you pull out of the closet and wear years past its prime.

Big teeth, a nice voice, glasses, and the way-too-thin-hood pulled up over his head. He barrel-chested hugged me, in a way that felt too tight for a first meeting, or perhaps the covid isolation had me unrehearsed. The coffee was too sweet and he was uninteresting. I left after an hour, and he ordered an Uber back to his apartment he shares with someone in Vancouver. Not quite a turn on.

DATE 2: Taco Tuesday with Korean Gym Rat

The first pick for date night, who had texted for a week, decided that now he's not interested in me before meeting me. So he was deleted, and contender number 2 stepped up. A 6 foot Korean man who was built from the gym and came with kit military sleeve tattoos. Heavily accented, I had not expected him to be born and raise in Korea, as I had assumed he was Korean American. Despite his accent, he was never lost in the conversation, and his humor was endearingly goofy.

He seemed uninteresting outside of working long days at work for a train company and spending likely too much time working out. He lost me as soon as he asked "why are you single?" I hate that question. It implies a variety of unfavorable ideas. That perhaps I'm hiding something nefarious with my looks, or that a woman like myself should be partnered, and by not being so, I have caused disruption. I'm single because no one is good enough yet.

More than 3 times throughout the night he offered me his hand (which was small) and left me confused as to if I was supposed to kiss it, hold it, fist bump it, or shake it....? He insists we go get tacos from a food truck down the way. We take his car which smells clean and he drives politely. He then orders ONLY 1 taco, leaving me to order a full meal to eat while he snacks. He hugs me to keep me warm, but I have no desire to hug back, only to be hugged. I'm selfish, but I also paid for the food.

DATE 3: Jewish Callback at the Dive Bar

A call back from a previous match from August. He wanted to meet for tropical drinks at the bar next to where my ex's brother is a chef. I pull around the corner and see a gawky young man with thick rimmed glasses and an oversized army green jacket. I cringe, hoping it would not be my date, yet I knew it was him already.

I take my time now park as I avoid what I know I am already uninterested in. Am I bad at reading profiles? I feel so surprised by these packages I have been ordering online, they always look different in the pictures.

Compared to him I'm over dressed. We clomp to a dive bar he says is close by but feels far away. I immediately pour down two vodka cranberries in a classic dim, punk, half-empty Portland bar. The conversation is easy, but uninteresting. By the third drink the conversation was more tolerable.

He stops to introduce me to his friends on our way out who appeared unexpectedly. I said hello, knowing I would never meet or see them again. He walks me back to my car, and I know I won't talk to him again, but rather than tell him in the dark rainy street, I peck a kiss goodbye and run off. Always best to avoid rejecting a stranger when there are no witnesses.

He messages later offering his number, an offer I don't take up. DATE 4: Latin Firefighter for Wine & Cheese

I was excited for this one because he was cute from the Facetime call we had the previous week. I had covid and he was out of town, so I figured a call might indicate if he was a decent pair. I had drunk texted him a bit as well, naturally.

I arrive to Stem wine bar on a stormy night, the wind blowing the rain sideways into my thoughtful, yet not warm, and cute outfit. He's 5'10" as promised, but with terrible fashion and form. He felt a little un-groomed. His all-black outfit was cheap, thoughtless, and covered in lint. His hair was messy and too long, slightly tucked under a baseball cap to hide it.

He's a proclaimed dom daddy, yet all of his movements felt like bottom energy. Good conversation again, but a night I was happy to end. His only attempts to touch were a weird moment where he fondled my right bicep while I showed him my work on Instagram. He walks me back to my car and I confidently peck him goodbye. I think I might call upon him again.

On second thought, I don't think I will. He follows up with a text next day saying he's thinking of my "soft little kiss". That somehow felt creepy.

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thelovelysecret-blog · 4 years

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A Day Without Coffee is Like A Day Without....

After me and my long time boyfriend broke up, my friends felt it was good for me to "get out there" and "meet new people"… i.e. get laid. They decided to commandeer my phone and create me the "perfect" dating profile. And yes, I will admit, they did a pretty damn good job. I started out just swiping out of boredom. After a while I actually got into it. One guy in particular really got my attention, I now know it was the universe telling me it was time for another fucked up adventure. We started talking and after maybe like, 45 minutes we decided to meet up for coffee. There was only one problem. I was in college and had no car… so me being stupid and a little horny, agreed to let him pick me up. This did not go well with my friends. They immediately started getting on me about letting them meet him before we left, which is totally understandable… I mean, we had only started talking less than an hour before… the first red flag that I chose to ignore was the fact that he was upset that they did not trust him. I should have just ghosted him right away… but no, he showed up, was an arrogant ass about it and in his car I got. Now, Starbucks was about a 20 minute drive away. We got maybe 10 minutes away and he lets me know, "oh! By the way! I told my friend that I would take her to the airport at 6". I look at the clock and it is 5:40. he talks me into riding with him. "this will be fun! We can just head there now and grab coffee afterwards. It will only take like 20 minutes". What the hell, I tag along. Red flag number 2 is when he gets some extreme road rage, cuts off an 80 year old lady and cursed her out through the window middle fingers and all. Its about a 15 minute drive but we finally get to this girls house, she gets into the car, we have an awkward introduction. That’s when she drops the bomb. The airport we are taking her to was not the local airport. She got a better deal at one about an hour and a half away… in another state. At this point I am thinking, well shit. I either go and am stuck with this guy for at least 3 hours or I say I can't go and feel guilty for possibly making this girl miss her flight because he has to take me back to my dorm. I suck it up and put on my "I'm up for anything" attitude and we continue on this crazy adventure. The car ride there was pretty awkward. We didn’t really talk any, just listened to music while his friend was on the phone with someone the whole time. Finally get there, drop her off and get back on the road to head home. He starts up a conversation and it starts getting deep. And by deep I mean him explaining to me that when he starts feeling mad or upset all he has to do is take off his shirt and flex in the mirror and all is good in the world again. This is the third red flag and I am ready to be home. He has other plans for the night though. Don’t worry, he doesn’t get rapey…I mean, he does a little but at this point I was ok settling for a one night stand deal. So we go back to his house to do the dirty so I could get mine and get the hell back to school. We walk in his house and guess who is chilling on the couch watching tv… his mother. Things got awkward. I try and not seem like a whore and try and have small talk with her as he is drooling/rushing me up to his bedroom. We start making out and he immediately takes off his pants and has me suck him a little bit, and by little I mean I got one mouthful before he pushes me down and is shoving himself in me. It was awful. He was flopping around like a fish and came before I knew what was going on. I got up, got dressed and went into the bathroom to fully absorb what had just taken place. At this point I was over the whole interaction and told him I needed to leave. He takes me back to my dorm and as I am getting out he says, "that was a lot of fun, we should do it again some time. I feel like we get each other" I gave him my nice rejection of, "maybe. I'm not sure what I have going on this week" and headed back to my room. The guy would not leave me alone the rest of the week so I finally had to let him know that I did not enjoy my time like he did, was not interested in hooking up again and that the sex was awful. I felt bad for the guy but it is what it is. I also never got my coffee so was kinda salty about that…

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thisismoans · 4 years

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worldofdate · 4 months

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