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Things I will swipe left for:
Photos of you and your kids
Photos of you and your pet kissing 🤢🤮
Photos of you and your mom/dad
If you have too many group photos
Too many photos of you and unidentified women
Photos of you with your tongue out
Photos of you with an American flag in the background (I'm patriotic, but too many racists and bigots have co-opted the flag & it's meaning)
If you look like you could be my father's dad (I seriously question the ages of some of these elderly looking men)
If you embody the term "rode hard, put away wet" 🤢
If you think "sarcasm" is an adorable trait
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mombin pt 6 and look who showed up
(1)(2)(3)(4) (5)
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Those soldiers are absolutely disgusting. Like the vilest of the vile. And that's supposed to attract people??? Treating another person like cattle??? Psychos istg.
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Fin-der.
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Bye Somm
I'm sorry, I suppose maybe I knew sooner it wasn't you, but I had to be sure before I made my
He was damn persistent, i'll give him that. Perhaps mostly lacking in charm and fulfillment of my needs.
It's good to try, see what I like and what I don't.
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it started off as a prank.
soap and gaz were fooling around, really. nothing too serious, not expecting much from it. hell, the account was in soap's phone. ghost didn't even know anything about it.
the two created a tinder account for the lieutenant, just to see what kind of people would be so inclined to message a masked man like him.
photos were taken candidly, most of it from soap's own stash (don't ask). something more serious was cropped from group pictures, from either the bar or during a mission. gaz thought of the introduction, with little embellishments to make it more ridiculous. the goal was to see how many would swipe right to the scary, masked lieutenant.
of course, the sergeants were surprised to see so many match notifications, to the point that soap's phone would just erupt with notification sounds, even during briefings. safe to say, the poor scot got in trouble, and ended up turning off the notification for the app.
most of the matches seems to be coming from a place of lust, a lot of requests of one night stands or fuck buddies (what is it with people who liked masked men, the two thought). many seemed very forward and to the point with what they wanted. it was ridiculous trying to scroll through the first messages and reading them one by one.
but then there's you.
you: hello, i feel like i've seen you before. are you staying at the base near (location)?
soap and gaz thought your first message was interesting. it could be that you knew the lieutenant somewhere, or had seen him at least once. you seem to be a real person too, judging from your profile. photos of you indicated as such.
gaz wanted to call it quits, ghosts you just like every other match that they received, but soap wanted to take it a step further, even if gaz was completely against the idea. bickering for a while, soap ended up sending a text, and that's how you started talking to "ghost".
ghost: yeah. do i know you from somewhere?
soap had expected it to be a flirting attempt, though he was surprised to see an actual answer.
you: oh, i think i've seen you a few times outside of the base.
you: i frequent the café nearby ^^
oh, you're so cute and innocent, soap kinda felt bad for lying now.
ghost: i see
ghost: perhaps i'll see you sometime too? ;)
soap got addicted to posing as ghost. the two of you texted back and forth during his break, sometimes even at night. soap stayed up and missed some sleep just for some elaborate joke that kept going and going, and gaz was just tuning into the drama too.
everything was fun at first, not everyday the scot got to roleplay as the lieutenant, especially since the man was such a dry texter. it was funny trying to come up with an awkward reply or even just flat messages when talking to you. you were just so nice and oblivious to it though.
soap nearly lost his marbles when you asked to meet up in the cafe near the base, and asked when it was possible. you knew that soldiers frequently are given a leave, so perhaps "ghost" would love to meet you when he had the time. the scot was sure that he went too far this time, earning "i told you so" look from gaz even when he's clearly also enjoying the shenanigans.
they decided that it's finally time to come clean to the man in question.
ghost, of course, was furious. not only that this was a violation of privacy, soap and gaz had wasted a random person's time because of some elaborate joke that went too far. now they even want to meet with him too.
soap thought that the only way to fix this was just to inform you as well. it was only fair as you're also affected by this. hell, he didn't even know that his "casual" flirting (which was a loose term considering ghost's texting habits that soap adapted for this roleplay) would be enjoyed by someone, even getting the lieutenant a date too. the scot insisted that you two still meet anyway, and that he would be there too to apologize.
ghost, of course, was definitely against it. he had been dragged into this against his will, and it's not like he had the time too. why would he entertain the two sergeants who got him into this mess—
but perhaps just a cup of tea with a beautiful person like you would be nice... perhaps...
reluctantly, ghost agreed to the date, letting soap talk to you to set up a time and place. while looking at your pictures and the past conversations, he didn't seem to mind that he's now on some sort of a blind date...
#this was so long but such an elaborate way to write that you somehow scored a date with ghost because of soap and gaz#perhaps ill write more abt this idea#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod#call of duty headcanon#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#cod ghost x reader#cod headcanon#fake tinder profile au
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Tinder account sell
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How well would you do against this tinder person's crazy high expectations? I failed miserably! Did you?
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Odd dream.
I was rushing to catch a flight with my deceased grandmother, only, I didn't have a boarding pass. I was told that I could verify it online; but, I struggled with pulling up the site, and maneuvering on the site to find the boarding info. Then, the flight paused in a residential area in my hometown; bizarre. I was told that there was a QR code nearby that I could use to pull up my boarding info. I left the plane, and saw a QR code on the back of someone's shirt. The closer I got, I realized that a black woman, who was being beaten (or, involved in a fight) was wearing the shirt with the QR code. I stopped the fight and told the black woman that I needed the QR code on her shirt. I scanned the code but when I looked up, the plane was gone, but, a red convertible with my mom and another male, was waiting with my luggage. I felt disappointed that I missed the plane, and I tried to find an alternate route to join my grandmother. I immediately thought that my (deceased) grandma wouldn't know how to navigate the destination without me and a ride share app.
It was such an odd dream.
I was thinking about ethics yesterday, because of an online dating conversation that I was having with a guy - who I later unmatched because he insisted on full body photos, after less than an hour of chatting.
Why do men think that online dating is a shopping catalog of women? That our entire online presence is meant to be a presentation of our bodies from every angle? Isn't online dating supposed to focus on mutual interests first? I mean, if visuality and physicality is that important, then why not make a greater effort to meet women in person? That way you can see if that person is "worth" dating. Leave us introverts to the online dating world; we tend to be looking for more than a physical connection; we need intelligence, good conversation, someone that's kind, gentle and patient. I don't want to have to "prove" anything to anyone online. I have plenty of photos that show what I look like, and an IG account that shows who I am. If that's not enough, I'm also open to meeting in person. But don't make me feel like I have an "imposter syndrome" for not showing you my entire "goods" in the manner that you want.
Random. But I'm so sick of dating; so sick of men treating women as if we exist to please them. Why is it so hard to find someone that's willing to accept a friendship that can progress into a relationship? Why do I have to present as a sex kitten in order to get the friendship+relationship?
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I went on two dates with a guy and the second date he told me two things that really stuck
1. If he were to have kids it would be a gift to the world
2. He is more intelligent than everyone he has ever dated except one person and that was hot but very intimidating.
He’s hot, but that kinda turned me off; yet I’ll probably go on another date with him.
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new comic! 😀 meeting face to face
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2nd Date Let-Down
It always seems better the first time. The second time you see them, that one little thing irritates you 5 times more.
Danny is sweet, but I find myself struck with how he interacts with me. I’m talking, and he’s giving me creepy elevator eyes, breaking that eye contact to look me up and down.
So I called him out, demanded to know why he keeps breaking eye contact and if he’s just looking at my boobs. He says he’s giving me an up and down as his “style of flirting”. I suppose it could be considered flattering, for him to want to check me out, but it’s distracting.
It seems like inactive listening. Instead of looking in my eyes and deeply engaging with what I say, he breaks that to gaze at my body. Yes, glorious bodies. Yes, my glorious body. Yes, the body that drew him in. But my body is the wrapping paper on the gift that is me. It is surface level, decorative, and ephemeral.
So I had a new first date, likely also not with a keeper.
There is something intriguing about him, but he seems like he might be a bit too.... gun-toting. It is interesting how much men in America can chose to value guns. It scares me, and I don’t understand it. Consider it my personal blind spot or blissful ignorance. Yet the idea of a weapon as possession, hobby, pastime… all of that baffles me.
We have wine in common, and he’s easy to talk to. He feels… present. Seems to listen, texts back, and communicates well & quickly. He loves his dogs, and seems to be largely independent like myself.
Time will tell. I will see him again tomorrow, likely for another “2nd Date Let-Down”.
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