#those are my main ships with him

[nutella-28m]

Why is George so fucking shippable?!

#georgenotfound #gnf #mcyt #georgebur #karlnotfound #quackitynotfound #sapnotfound #those are my main ships with him #karl became a recent development due to the new content #georgebur owns my heart though #schlatt flirting with george is a vivid memory #corpsenotfound and punznot found were a thing (still is deep down)

[wisebeth]

why does the pjo series have to unnecessarily villainize goddesses (hera & athena) or show them as silly ladies (aphrodite & demeter) BUT posiedon and apollo are somehow shown as the coolest/most likeable gods, even though arguably, they're right after zeus on terms of corruption?

ares shown as the worst god after zeus and hera amuses me. last time i checked, he was the patron god of amazons and literally killed a man for attempting to rape his daughter but guess who cursed women for rejection? apollo. guess who raped women when they said no (aside from zeus)? posiedon.

#all the gods and goddesses in the greek mythology are flawed in their own way #it doesn't make sense why the books were so unnecessarily biased towards certain gods? #it bothers me specifically that hera and athena are SO unnecessarily painted as villains #while posiedon is ‘cool’ dad ‘great’ lover ‘decent’ god ‘reasonable’ than other olympians #i get it he's the main character's father of a children's fantasy novel so rick painted him in a good light #but my man? then why are you painting other gods who are arguably just as bad as him as WORSE #shut up i feel strongly about it #i love the percy jackson series #but i hate how the gods are portrayed #is trials of apollo a good series? yes #does it make sense why he's shown as a human-like god with redemption arc #while hera is reduced to ‘evil stepmom’ and ‘bitch to annabeth’ even if apollo is JUST as bad as her? #no #and aphrodite is not some ‘silly fangirl’ whose personality revolves around shipping percabeth #she is powerful terrifying and cunning who can bestow some of worst revenge on those who offend her #demeter is not a silly crop goddess #her love for her daughter was so strong it almost ended the world and destroyed mankind #shes in charge of harvest and agriculture without her humanity will starve to death #shes just as powerful as the big-3 or at least she should be #posiedon is not this cool perfect rational god #medusa would disagree demeter would disagree pasiphae would disagree odysseus would disagree #apollo cursed women posiedon raped yet ares killed a rapist BUT nooo let's make ares the bad one #percy jackson #rr crit #greek mythology #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo

[gilgil-machine]

I wish some people never had access to internet at all...

TW assault, TW r*pe

#this is one of the main reasons why I don't get into the fandom that much and just stay in my own personal bubble #I already have a bad relationship with gilturia and I just can't see those two together without having a bad taste in my mouth #despite the fact there's a lot good art with those two #and I know that not all gilturia shippers are like that #and I understand that most of them ship those two because they just look aesthetically pleasing and look good together but still... #I can't just look calmly at those two especially knowing their background and how Gilgamesh actually treats her #and honestly because of such moments sometimes I feel disgust towards Gil (obviously) but I also feel disgust towards myself #for liking such terrible character #and honestly I fear that someday because of such moments I would stop liking him or even start to hate him #but I don't want that because despite his negative traits he still is well written and very deep character that has a lot of layers to him #plus he helped me to get thought a lot of hardships especially after these past two years throughout which I got attached to him even more #and his quote that he said to Hakuno ''No matter what adversity you face there's no other way for you but forward'' #cheered me up a lot of times #sorry for the rant #I just had this things building up in my chest and these tweets just made me kinda snap #my ramblings #personal

[wayfinderships]

I hate S.anji so much (Has literally had S.anji as an f/o for years)

#pan rambles #how long has it been? like nearly 3 years? if not 3 years already?? #anyways point is that I hate him- #...okay but my usual bullying of him aside #I could literally talk about him for hours. He's a character so special to me #He's on my mind a lot more than I like to admit #and I don't talk about my ship with him much simply because of how long and complicated it is #(Shout out to my pals that have been subjected to me talking about the complexity and slow burn that is Sanji/Panchi!) #Is actually one of my favorite self ships of mine! I'm so proud of everything I've written for it! #I'm no writter but with those two?? I could write for quite a long time. #I feel like I can't write my f/os most of the time but S.anji is different. I feel like I know him so well that I can write him confidently #I don't even know what my main point was anymore-afjanfksndj #Anyways I hate him!! (...but I like him even more)

[berryshipbasket]

Would you guys be surprised if I told you I had a crush on a Scooby.Doo monster as a kid and still do.

Specifically one from one of the movies where it's an ACTUAL monster and not a guy in a costume. He's a real monster man in my heart <33

Proship and Exclusionists DNI this post is not for you

#Berry's Ship Basket #I rewatched the movie recently and... guhh #I'll probably post about him but ermmm I'm curious if those who don't know wanna guess.. : ) #I technically like 3 monsters but theres one main guy who has my heart teehee #f/o #self ship blog #f/o tag #romantic f/o

[reel-fear]

👁️👁️

You must tell 👀

*rubs my little hands together* sorry for taking a bit on answering this! My brain has not been braining lately but your ask couldn't have come at a better time bc Grant has been on the mind as of late and I am hyped at the excuse to infodump abt him- [this is gonna be long I am so sorry-]

now for quick disclaimers for anyone reading this that isnt the asker or me- we're not discussing canon Grant Cohen, we're talking my Grant, this black haired dude, that guy. Another fun disclaimer, I was HEAVILY, inspired by Grant's role/character in abomination for my Grant. Taking time to awknowledge every part of his character or story that was inspired by it would make this 10x longer so if similarities are spotted know its very likely I did that on purpose bc I just really love abomination KJHFSDGKJDHGSD-

Alright with that outta the way I'ma talk a lot abt what happens to Grant in the canon of Showtime to explain what I meant and also maybe a bit of me rambling about aus that explore Grants relationship with Sammy n Joey under a more romantic lens. Should be obvious but spoilers for It's Showtime down below~

So Grant in Showtime after he dies ends up joining the ink demon cult, becoming a lost one and earning the title of The Priest.

When the cult was all together him and Sammy worked together to run it. Sammy used his connection to the ink demon to recieve messages and learn more on how to survive in this new situation and Grant made sure the lost ones acted accordingly. [A role not so far off from the one he was forced to take when the studio started facing troubles before his death] Grant also took the job of dealing with sacrificing souls and sending them back to the dark puddles, which sometimes was members of the following chosen at random and sometimes whatever poor soul found themselves captured by them.

However when Malice rose from the puddles and made a deal with the Projectionist to seize a considerable amount of the studio as theirs, the cult was split up, Sammy and Jack forced to flee to the music department and Grant with the rest of the following being down in the area of Chapter 4. This put Grant in a very bad spot, the lost ones were very shaken by this event and since then Grant worries their faith in him has wavered.

An important thing with the ink demon cult was that it is meant to be a more realistic take on how a cult works. The Ink Demon runs the cult, he is the most powerful figure in it and yet the hardest to contact, so Grant and Sammy are little more than middlemen tasked with keeping things running or else they face the ink demon's wrath. Sammy is sadly very aware that the ink demon is not as benevolent as he or the lost ones would like the believe. Grant likes to think being the Priest will at the very least protect him if things go wrong, but he is sadly mistaken.

Grant is in a very dangerous spot, he knows the lost ones beneath him are getting angsty and worried about just how truthfully safe the cult is or if they should believe in the power of the ink demon. But he also knows if things fall apart the lost ones will come to tear him apart long before they go for the ink demon. Despite him merely being a puppet for their lord. A role Grant is not ready to acknowledge, not because he isn't smart enough to see he is just a pawn, but because he chooses not to think about it, less his paranoia eat him alive yet again... A very important thing to keep in mind with Grants character.

Grant did in fact play this role in life as well however, when things started going wrong in the studio, Joey was very quick to turn away from what was going on and continue asserting everything would be fine. Which while a lie he himself believed was a lie nonetheless. However Grant quickly became his right hand man as people like Thomas and Wally started noticing cracks forming all through out the studio. Staff going missing, the ink changing in the way it behaved and an eerie feeling the machine created in both of them.

Grant despite deep down being smart enough to know things were going poorly, parroted Joey's words, hanging off of them himself and doing whatever he could to shut down any attempts to bring to light the things going wrong. Of course, him and Joey both ended up paying the price for their lies, but so did everyone else around them. But unlike Sammy, Grant barely even seemed shaken to see that, like a conspiracy theorist seeing evidence their theory isn't true only makes them double down harder, Grant only seemed to double down on the idea that if he followed every order he was given. Surely things would turn out better this time.

So that's canon to the story of Showtime, but I do want to take a second to get some AU non canon ideas out of my brain centering around Grant and his relationship to both Joey n Sammy. In canon Grant's only romantic interest is Thomas, his literal husband and there is a lot of interesting conflict there, but I fucking love shipping so of course I have a million aus merely indulging in ships I think would also be interesting to explore in their own contexts. In this case, I'm gonna ramble a bit about Sammy x Grant and Grant x Joey and the interesting things I think there are to explore in their relationships in Showtime.

So you might've noticed that while not literally [as saying the ink demon is Joey in Showtime, while somewhat true, is not the entire truth of the situation and simplifies it quite a bit] Grant did end up following Joey to the grave... And then kept following him beyond it. Something that is objectively~ very queer of him.

There's just something so compelling about the idea of Grant yearning for Joey so much, being so close yet so far as his right hand man but not being brave enough to become his lover eventually drove Grant's love for Joey to become an outright obsession. The idea that Grant's feelings for Joey became so intense from how hard he pushed them down it blinded him from seeing the truth of the situation outside of the way Joey painted it. Then dying and his obsession turning into an outright worship of him.

The idea of Grant settling for just being Joey's favorite lackey, his most loyal pet and knowing that's his role but not caring bc at least it makes him stay by Joey's side. Ohh it's an interesting one to say the least. I even did a few sketches of them u can see-

They are doomed by the narrative to me and have been on my mind a lot lately can ya tell? KJDHSFGKJHDFSGKJHDFGSD

However when it comes to Sammy and Grant, I think there is a lot of interesting potential between them too. After all they share being the Ink Demon's henchmen in all of this and to see them both come to terms with that and try to find comfort in each other is such a fun idea to me.

An au where they both decide to ditch the cult and the ink demon and on their own try to figure out what happened to Joey and how to fix things is very compelling to me. I could see their relationship starting out as doing all these things for each other under the excuse they just need comfort until it starts to turn to actual feelings for each other. Both of them coming to terms with the fact Joey was not in fact a perfect person and maybe didn't even know how bad things were getting deep down himself but also finally letting themselves hold him accountable for the lies he told... It's a very fun healing narrative and very in line with a lot of the themes It's Showtime deals with.

Either way, I just really love what I've done with Grant's character in It's Showtime, he's for sure one of the most fascinating to me and the themes his story explores are ones that are important to the story as a whole and by extension me. Umm this turned out very long but I hope u enjoyed the read! Tysm for the excuse to infodump abt him, I was itching for one as u can see KDJHGKJDHFGKJDHFGSD.

#ramblez #dont think Ill main tag this since its very rambley and contains spoilers for its showtime- #but its okay to reblog n such #esp since I dont care tooooo much for spoiling my own stories #for me my stories should hold up regardless of whether or not youre surprised by what happens in em #but if anyone does care abt spoiling Showtime for themselves if or when I make it an actual fan game/story #do beware of this post KDJHFSGKJFGHJSD #sammy x grant #grant x joey #grammy #death and taxes #Music Multiplied #I think those are the ship names? #mostly for blacklisting reasons on here but if I can feed those crackships at least a little with this rant hey good for them <3 #anyways fun tag secrets Ill put some fun trivia abt my grant in here #he uses the tommy gun instead of alice in showtime its joeys gun but he has it after everything goes to crap he mostly only uses it #just to keep norman away from the cult tho just know he is armed and dangerous and feral and unhinged and- #the cages in the chapter 4 area are used by grant as punishment for those who speak out or for people who havent yet come around to #worshipping the ink demon. obviously people in cages take priority as sacrifice options #my grant might struggle from a paranoia disorder I based him more off my own expierences and a bit off of research on ppl with OCD #Im not confident enough in my understanding of OCD to diagnose him with it straight up but he does almost for sure struggle with some sort #of paranoia disorder #anyways thats it tyty for the ask again and sorry for writing #five hundred paragraphs in response-

[mountinez]

people that still are shipping charlos (or whatever they call it. c squared?) on this app make me so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 after everything carlos has done to him? yikes

yeah i already said it a thousand times here. i'm tired of people using charles as an outlet to make their faves look good. people who obviously don't care about him just about the way he looks. call me a purist if you want but as much as i am a ficwriter myself, i still see charles as a real person. and why would i want to pair him with someone like this. it's so... fucked up.

but well, this is fandom and people are free to ship whatever they want, BUT make sure to do this away from me ✨ xoxo.

#anon #asks #anti sainz #my main ship with charles is ferrari itself #then me. all those men would never treat him as i would #i'm so unbothered lately that i will block and soft block whoever annoys me i'm not getting paid

[yeonban]

Oh he is so loved and admired these days... DH being great with kids never fails to touch my heartstrings, but the effect is doubled whenever he's with the children from the Luofu

#muse: dan heng. #muse: yanqing. #Firstly... skill issue to everyone who's been trying to make Bailu into the next High Elder and failed since she didn't want to. #She's ACTIVELY seeking DH out to learn from /him/ whereas she's running away from /them/. SO true Bailu you have an eye for mentors #Secondly this is the only voiceline Yanqing has about LEARNING from sb. He doesn't wonder this about anyone else - not Jingliu nor Blade #ONLY about Dan Heng. He was even anxious about asking DH if he could teach him how to fight better after the main story ended #DH is so easy to talk to that every single child we've come across on Jarilo-VI and the Luofu have flocked to him before he could blink #Which also brings a tear to my eye when it comes to Bailu and Yanqing bc THEY'RE the future of the Luofu. #Yes everyone on that ship is going to live a very long life; but the youth are those who will change how the Luofu perceives certain things #One of which is their hatred towards and prejudice against DH as 'DF's reincarnation'. None of the kids think like that. #and JY is also actively seeking to change the adults' views. DH /will/ be welcome on the Luofu. Maybe not today but certainly someday

[oveliagirlhaditright]

What’re your favorite kh ships?

If I'm being honest... I really only true ship SoKai these days (my forever OTP). Mainly because I feel like that's the only one I can really ever see actually being canon (well, aside from Yozora and Nameless Star, and I also ship them: a lot of that for Versus XIII reasons. My heart won't let go). And, I mean, not that a ship needs to be canon for me to ship them. Not at all. But I'll admit that I've grown out of some of the KH ships a wee bit, as I've found more adult ones in other fandoms to get invested one.

That being said, the KH ships that I do still care about are:

SoKai

RokuShi

Namiku

RokuNami

Terqua (though it seem these days the kids call it Terrqua. Or Terraqua?)

Gulava

Skulmera

Playerlitzia

YozoraNameless Star

Xehaqus

AkuSai

SoRiKai

RiKai

Roxiri (though not in canon. More in fanon. More for crack, kind of, actually. And friendship first and foremost)

I'm warming up to Replinami some these days, because of the tragedy of it all.

I've also started to warm up to Rion a wee bit... that past Shanna thought she'd never see.

SoNami in CoM only.

I could do XionRoxasNaminé. NamiXI, too.

VenAqua slightly, but I'd always choose Terra and Aqua over it (but one thing about the Wayfinder Trio for me, if I'm being truthful, is that I prefer the three of them as friends before any romance with any of them. Part of me even really thinks all three of them are truly just meant to be friends.)

A lot of people ship Ven and Strelitzia for some reason. And I doubt it'll ever happen, tbh. Who knows if they'll ever even really get a chance to meet and be friends. But I do get why they think it'd be cute.

And while I don't know if I truly ship them anymore, a part of me will always have a soft spot for Ventus and Naminé. Because for some reason, I really used to ship this crack pairing, back in the day.

I also don't really know if I ship them... but despite what I said above, I do get the feeling that Nomura might be doing something with Lauriam/Marluxia and Elrena/Larxene.

#i used to LOVE vanaqua and vannami. and some of my heart probably always will for that reason (mainly the former). but for the most part i #think i'm over it #i also used to ship ephemer and ava a tiny bit. but i'd pick gulava any day #i also used to get into olette pairings. but tbh. i just can't really be bothered anymore #i also used to somewhat ship ira and invi because of that comment in back cover about them having to see each other less now so the others #wouldn't get the wrong idea (because taken out of context it sounds like they're dating). or aced and invi because they reminded me (and #everyone) of terra and aqua. but i was never really serious about those to begin with and have let them go. -shrugs- #really. at the end of the day. it's sokai. forever and always: sokai #asked and answered #and really the main ones for me are sokai rokushi namiku rokunami and terqua #but mostly sokai -i say. sounding like a broken record- #and while we're mentioning everything (because somehow that's what this post turned into) i used to be big on larxel (like khii days) #but not for many--MANY--years #wait. i do like gulava a lot too. and rikai. because riku and kairi--in whatever form they're in--don't get enough love #there's also a tiny bit of me that ot3s eraqusxehanortvor. xehaqus is the otp and they're perfect together: i know and agree with this #and yet they have an interesting dynamic with vor. i feel like before dark road started they were the SLIGHTEST bit of a trio. not truly #because xehanort and eraqus still spent way more time together but it was there a little bit #and it's interesting to me that eraqus. of all people. gets annoyed at vor snooping on them some at the beginning of dark road #before the game came out if you told me something like that would have happened i would have guessed it was xehanort. but nah. it's eraqus #and xehanort moreso telling him to chill and letting vor tag along (and the eraqus thing wasn't really serious. and more in good fun #because he DOES care about her). and then they're both DEVASTATED when she dies. and vor really cared about them #also a slight ot3 with xehanorteraqusurd because despite what i just said about vor it's URD they spend the most time with in dark road and #i like their dynamic with her too. -shrugs- #vanikai a smidge back in the day

[yellow-yarrow]

hm i wonder what people think of the fallout show, I sure do hope the tag is not just posts about wanting to fuck a character I disliked

#stooooop #i mean i found every character interesting and well written. but the ghoul annoyed me #i mean it makes sense for his character to behave the way he does thats not my complaint. my complaint is that #i dont want to see those reader x posts #i liked the show. im confused about how new vegas fits into this #come on why is the fandom shipping the main character with the guy who tortured her instead of the guy she actually likes #fans will see a man who is cruel and go oooh i can't not fuck him #i cant fucking relate to this ever

[troublcmakcrs]

//i saw poly art of craig being shipped with both tweek & thomas (of the tourettes fame) and i'm like. what if we cut out the middle man and get rid of craig this arrangement? :3c

#misc :: ( ooc ) #//specifically i have been thinking about metro tweek & thomas #//whom i have taken to calling tom or tommy to differentiate him from Craig's Dad #//DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FEAR I FELT SEEING CRAIG X THOMAS IN GOOGLE SEARCH SUGGEST #//clicked on it out of morbid curiosity like. what kinda shit is this- #//breathed a huge sigh of relief when i found out it was Lil Guy Thomas not Craig's Dad Thomas #//anyway altho i have been thinking of metro tom/tweeks #//with the two of them both having a great distrust of other people #//since tom's mom gets murdered by other humans and he too lowkey sees humans as the real monsters instead of the mutants #//(not as bad as tweek is about it tho) #//but they're like we only have each other that's it. oh and the dark ones. but thas it #//LET ME KISS THOSE RADIATION BURNS AWAYYYY 🎶 #//anyway even tho i have been on my metro brainrot they're good in all verses tbh #//main verse tweek & tom would be soooo lowgrade cunty to everyone around them #//like they're fucking sick of you people #//and they're emboldened by each other to actually say something about it lol #//just a couple of lil dudes against the ableism of the world at large #//they probably come together via agreeing with the other's bitching and then figure out that they have nicer stuff in common from there #//i don't always ship but when i do it's with myself apparently HDKSHSKS

[youngpettyqueen]

ive tried a few times now and I gotta say it. BJ Goes to Maine as a concept- the way ive seen it executed the most- really just doesnt work for me

#mash #no hate no shade to anyone I just cant get into any concept that involves BJ abandoning Peg + Erin #if the fic glosses over BJ leaving his family behind its an automatic close tab for me #im saying this as someone who loves Hunnihawk BJ would not just leave his wife and child and fuck off to Maine #its also why im not super into the gay BJ hc and personally hc him as bi in my own writing #it just feels odd to take away how much he loves his wife when its such an integral part of his character #and it feels sometimes like some people do it just to make him 'interesting' AKA 'relatable to me specifically' #which is a whole fandom culture tangent I could go on but I digress #if I look at my own wish fulfillment idea of post-canon events I'd say its not BJ Goes to Maine #and instead The Hunnicutts Go to Maine #with Hawk/Beej/Peg endgame #which again. wish fulfillment just for fun times in my head #I dont actually think about post-canon all that much #and I probably wouldnt write for it #my realistic version of post-canon is pretty similar to Sarah's BJ Goes to Maine fic #(thebreakfastgenie for those who havent read it it's called Wonderful) #which is one of the only BJ Goes to Maine fics ive read that I liked #and its not even Hunnihawk haha #you would think I would love this concept and in CONCEPT its neat but in execution usually. just not my thing #feels like there's a lot of deliberate misunderstanding of the character just to fulfill the shipping element #perhaps a hot take

[perenlop]

i’m very off and on about whether or not i wanna go through with pokemon protagonist headcanons bc i have weird ideas but never really feel like drawing them out bc i dislike drawing humans. but gen 5 thoughts are tempting me...

#i did have a ton of hcs for all the bw protags when i was like 13 but like. i shipped n and hilda at the time #so u can imagine that theyre not very good. and i feel embarassed bc i actually did put em out in the open in a fanfic once #(long deleted dont ask) #and i mean they were weird btw like i explained hilbert having no impact on the plot in the original games #by... having him be hilda's dead twin brother that followed her around as a ghost andfor some reason could still be seen by everyone #i think i was inspired by those middle school books by james patterson? i forget the name but the one where the protag #had a twin brother that died when he was a baby and he coped by imagining him as a ghost that gets him to do pranks #and i was like ''wow thats so deep im gonna do that w pokemon characters'' #im rambling but like obviously id do it differently now. altho now that i think abt it i kinda dragged aspects of that into natch/wisp lmao #consistently my idea for hilbert is just that he hangs out in the battle subway and comically has no idea whats happening outside #and the harmonia sisters travel and see him there and they were like ''oh your sister defeated our king are you proud'' #and hes just like ''what i have not heard from my sister in years'' #(note: i do not know if he hasnt seen his sister in years) #hilda is obv the main protag is what im getting at and im still gonna have em be twinsbut idk what their current relationship would be #shes known bianca and cheren since preschool tho and theyre extremely tight knit #echoed voice

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

Just curious, Why won’t you write Sylvain and Claude fics?

I've talked about it before from similar asks, here and here! I'd just be regurgitating the same answers basically lol.

#DCB Ask #the basic answer is me rly rly no likey but also the fandom seems to be like #idk obsessed with sexualizing them/the ship? or at least on Twitter and like #it reeeeally made me go from neutral/not caring about it to being icked out about it #it's a combination of ruined by the fandom and me not liking it #like I don't mind them interacting and stuff but as a ship I don't like it #there are other ships I reeeeally don't like and normally wouldn't write #esp in the SK fandom but I'm like. money over preference for the most part #except in a few really specific cases where I'm like. nope sir! #that one is more of just a... in no circumstance do I think I'd be able to write it #like I could technically write for ships I don't like like some of the SK ones yeah I could technically do it #even if I didn't rly prefer to or want to but would for the comm's sake #but for this ship in particular it's one of those iggly wiggly ships you just don't like and #it's this like... I can tell I know I can't write it lol. I don't know if that makes sense fjksgjhgd #Asb31/Ch3r1a is a totally different circumstance tho bc that's a chemistry thing AND like #they totally just paired them in that game bc they were like OH NO THE TWO MAIN MALE CHARS ARE WAAAY TOO CLOSE #THEY MUST BE SEPARATED FROM THE GAY WE MUST NOT ALLOW THEM TO BE TOGETHER #PAIR HIM WITH THE FEMALE HE ARGUES WITH ALL THE TIME AND DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH! #WE MUST DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO PROVE HE'S DEFINITELY NOT INTO THE GUY HE'S INTO!!! #so that one's like. I hate it AND it left a bitter taste in my mouth

[synthetic-sonata]

also i almost never block specific ships bc i dont give a fuck if it isnt explicitly weird but ones been getting on my nerves lately for almost no reason

#aria talkz #its d/rkj/hn. #idk why. it just. so. aueuhtgruhguhuhgu i dont like it at aaaaalll. #edit: it feels like literally every blog im looking at draws ONE thing at least abt it. this is gods punishment. amen. #( literally what am i not getting it is just the worse version of two different ships for people who dont like those two for some reason ) #it feels like shittier dirkjake. I think jake would send death threats to dirk if he knew he was dating his ectodaughter #and i feel like ppl who like it just really hate jake or dont understand him and ship that bc its better to them in quotes #and i will give you a tip in the hs fandom in quotations bc i hate that term. if someone hates jake. Run. Run very far away #same w tavros in most cases. and dirk too. media literacy. please #also bc those ppl r usually weird abt june being a thing which is usually some kinda flag. bc its gotta be j/hn to be not gay erasure #unless your interp of june is like nonbinary which yea fair #also bc iirc its mainly a remnant of bro x j/hn in the early fandom .. which is.. Yea. obv dirkj/hn is better but that aint a good look. #also also THEY WOULD NOT GET ALONG ROMANTICALLY june would bully him so much. So much #its so funny but not romantically and not in an mlm ship way. good night. #i dont think i'll block the tag i'll just go 'you almost definitely misunderstand these characters dynamics or personalitys' #when i see it #it just interferes with so much of my personal perception of these characters that it feels like ppl read a different comic than me #mainly j/hn. i dont perceive j/hn. im not hard into the headcanon or whatever i just think june enhances the character in all ways #god i havent gone into dumb fandom bullshit like this in a long time. bc i visciously hate fandom. anyways. #LIKE OK THE MAIN THING IS I WOULDNT CARE IT JUST APPEARS WAY TOO MUCH ON THE DIRK TAG AND THAT INHERENTLY ANGERS ME FOR SOME REASON. #OTHERWISE ITS FINE I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. #not tagging this as hs mostly bc i dont want ppl i dont know to find it lmao this is a ramble tag #it is a self contained ramble. do not interact with me specifically this one time i do not exist for all intensive purposes #read: i dont care abt your take i am just one person venting on tumblr at 2 am abt shit i dont like #I FUCKING HATE THE TAGGING SYSTEM STOP SORTING THE TAGS WRONG #ik its bc i keep using parenthesis and i forget that tumblr haates when u do that. #oh also its just worse junedave as well i think. worse version of two ships in my head. got damn new record. #junedave and dirkjake is the solution to the problem that is this one mostly harmless ship that i do not enjoy. invest into those. #this is why i hate talking abt fandom or shipping or whatever i just go on long winded rants about what is really nothing. #also bc fandom and the culture = inherently bad to me bc of how much bad there is in it so i just do not like to touch on it whatsoever.

[theangelslittlecanary]

So I know I did a big proposal and getting engaged thing for Piers like 3(?) years ago, but the thought of marrying him specifically is just... I don't know, he just feels like my boyfriend, not a husband, he just doesn't seem the type.

Might just revoke the proposal because of that-

#f/o #self ship #fictional other #selfship #🎤piercing notes🎤 #Piers and husband just don't work in my brain #so boyfriend he'll be again #a little sad about it since I've married other F/O's and don't want my ship with him to feel inferior to those #especially since he's my main now #but he just has such different vibes #so it should be okay 💜