#thor x brunhilde

[rj-thorkyrie]

[Thor crashing the window]

Valkyrie : there are stairs you know

Thor : where's the fun in that?

[Thor jumps out of window]

#thorkyrie #source : Aladdin 2019 #imagine in ragnarok #thor odinson #Valkyrie #brunhilde #thor x valkyrie #thor x brunhilde #doesn't have to be romantic #thor & valkyrie #thor & Brunhilde #incorrect quotes #rj post

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#184 Goll Mastermind

Goll: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion!~

Thor*sighing and picks Goll up in his arms*What is your religion, Little one?

Goll*Shows picture of You doing something chaotic*

Thor: I'm interested...

Brunhilde:...

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror #snv #ror thor #snv thor #ror thor x reader #snv thor x reader #ror goll #snv goll #ror brunhilde #snv brunhilde #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[recreationalfanfics]

RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes but it's Tik Tok Audios:

(Y/n): YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE, ZEUS.

Zeus: I'M NOT LYING!

(Y/n): THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY!?

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(Y/n), trying to convince Brunhilde the best way to defeat the gods: My resolution? Völunder Air strikes. Bomb them. Keep bombing them. Bomb them again-

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Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n), walking in to talk to Loki: Dawg, why didn't you tell me your cousin had all that ass???

Loki: *slowly swallowing the mead he was drinking and looking at you*.....

Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n): No, bro, hear me out-

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Posedion, flirting with human! (Y/n): I think you're, like, the opposite of unattractive. Like, I think you're ugly but REVERSE UGLY, you know what I mean?

(Y/n):....

Poseidon: Like, I think you're like...a 2/10, PLUS 8, uh, divided by 4-

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(Y/n), after Brunhilde asks them to help Buddha with something: Perhaps I can help him in a room in which there are no others?

Everyone nearby: *gasps*

Buddha: 😏

(Y/n): Or you can all watch, I don't give a shit-

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Shiva, if he fought (Y/n): You fight pretty well. You sure you're not just trying to catch my attention?~

(Y/n), who is very gay for the valkyries: Everything I do is for the bitches, I have never done anything for the male gaze.

#record of ragnarok x reader #ror x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv x reader #record of ragnarok #ror thor #ror thor x reader #ror brunhilde #ror brunhilde x reader #ror valkyries x reader #LOOK I NEED MORE THRUD CONTENT ON TUMBLR TOO NGL. #ror shiva #ror shiva x reader #snv zeus #ror zeus x reader #bht like PLATONIC. #snv buddha x reader #ror buddha x reader #ror poseidon x reader #ror poseidon #Even when flirting he's still a dick😀 #Record of Ragnarok incorrect quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #incorrect snv quotes

[deathmetalunicorn1]

You ever see those grandparent videos where the parent brings their newborn into the house, without the grandparent knowing they were born yet? Imagine adult! Reader inviting everyone in and to their knowledge she hasn’t gone into labor yet but to their surprise the baby is right there.

Bonus points if it’s multiple babies like twins or triplets and the family had no idea until the reveal.

-Your family was waiting for you and your husband to arrive, it was the normal routine for Saturday, when you both would come over, there would be a big barbeque or meal, and you would get to spend time with the massive family you called your own.

-It had been a little difficult for you lately as you had been pregnant up until just a few days ago, but only Brunnhilde and Eve knew this, as you had called them, letting them know but asking them to keep it a secret, as you wanted to surprise everyone with your twins.

-They agreed to keep it quiet only if they got to hold the babies first, which you and your husband agreed to while trying not to laugh, the four of you plotting the surprise.

-You arrived quietly and Brunnhilde was waiting by the side door so you both could sneak in the back door to drop off your babies in a side room to get them ready, getting them out of their carriers.

-Eve told everyone else that you both were here, but when Loki spoke up after running to the door, wanting to get a hug first, he pouted when he saw neither of you there, “Where are they?” she just smiled warmly, “Y/N had to run to the bathroom.”

-They all nodded in understanding, as you were due any day now, as Hermes questioned, “Is it a good idea for her to be traveling right now?”

-Brunnhilde was recording before she gave you both the signal. Your husband walked out, holding your daughter, before you walked out, holding your son, “I’m fine.”

-Everyone turned, their eyes growing to the size of dinner plates, except for Eve and Brunnhilde as you grinned warmly as the house was shaking with screams and cries.

-Your daughter got a bit fussy at the sound, almost crying which made everyone hold their hands to their lips, silencing their cries as your husband rocked her.

-Your babies were being handed around, everyone enjoying the new additions to the family as you were relaxing, sitting curled up next to your husband who was grinning, recording now.

-Obnoxiously crying, unable to stop their tears as they held one or the other of your babies, unable to form any coherent words as they would look down at the baby, then to you, babbling nonsense while sniffling loudly, which made you giggle warmly.

            -ARES, LOKI, Apollo, Nikola, Zerofuku, and Goll

-Only let a few happy tears slip out as they talked to your babies, talking so softly and sweetly, before turning to you and your husband, calling you both gremlins for pranking them, then turning back to your babies. They are overjoyed to see you and your babies, but how could you not tell them you had your babies already?!

            -Adam, Zeus, Hades, Kojiro, Jack, Hercules, Hermes, Aphrodite, Shiva, Raiden, Eve, Brunnhilde, and the rest of the Valkyries

-Panicking, please don’t hand him a baby, he doesn’t know how to hold one! You sit next to him, guiding him how to hold your son who smiled up at him, babbling cutely which immediately made him melt, even if he didn’t show it. You can’t help but lean into him, seeing his rare soft smile.

            -Thor, Lu Bu, Beelzebub, and Poseidon

-Expert baby holder, can easily put your children to sleep, all while trying to hide their smile that they were so good at it, despite others calling them out on it because they want to know how good there are, but they’re not revealing their secrets so easily, which causes you to laugh.

            -Leonidas, Buddha, Qin Shi Huang, and Odin

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror ares #ror loki #ror apollo #ror nikola tesla #ror zerofuku #ror goll #ror adam #ror zeus #ror hades #ror kojiro sasaki #ror jack the ripper #ror heracles #ror hermes #ror aphrodite #ror shiva #ror raiden #ror eve #ror brunhilde #ror thor #ror lu bu #ror beelzebub #ror poseidon #ror buddha #ror leonidas #ror qin shi huang #ror odin

[thesharktanksdriver]

any way the wind blows (Platonic)

So I kinda watch records of ragnarok and became obsessed

This is platonic but later on I might make some romantic scenarios for a few characters

Y/n is based off of scaramouche fron genshin if he didn’t have mommy issues and was a decent person. Also left it gender neutral

Gods and humans had always been divide since the dawn of their creation

Molded from clay in their likeness yet considered inferior for their mortality

Despite the fact their creators were just as flawed (if not more) than they are

This was a reality that few knew or acknowledged, but one that Hephaestus had come to as he pondered one day in his lab

It was no secret he was hated by the others

For he is everything a god isn’t supposed to be

Their supposed to be beautiful and angelic yet he is ugly and deformed

Thrown from Olympus and experienced humans first hand before clawing his way back to his spot in the heavens

Given the most beautiful wife of them all who hates and despises his despite how hard he tries

He is scorned for simply existing just as humans are

Perhaps that’s why he finds better company in them than he does with his fellow gods

Though they are flawed beings they know that are not perfect

They embrace their flaws, and persevere despite how hard they are thrown down

They invent, create, destroy and rebuild again and again

Something in which the god of blacksmithing respects, for even the strongest blade can be melted down to create something even better

In his loneliness in his lab, deep within the smouldering smoke and bubbling magma of his volcanic home

Hephaestus longs to learn, to see, to hear but knows he cannot go to the surface world

So instead he decides to do what he does best

He decided to create his own human, one that would be imbued with the blessing of true immortality

For only something with a soul can be reaped, even gods face that fate if they are wounded enough

But if something doesn’t it will last forever

Hephaestus creates his magnum opus

His human

His child

“From finest clay your are molded, but within your veins lay no blood nor Ichor, but instead pure energy shall power you.”

You are created by his scarred and broken hands that are steady and firm

He makes you an epitome of beauty, something that he wishes he could be

For only something that is considered ugly can know what true beauty looks like

When your body is complete he imbues you with life through the lightning of Zeus

And then he lets the breath of zephyrs wind wake you

Through pure eyes you awaken and he helps you walk

Your like a newborn deer, shaking and buckling legs as you lean to him for help

You look at him with such kindness and innocence

And love

That one thing he had only wanted in his life from anyone

For the next couple of months he’s raises you, teaches you his craft and how to adapt

He is gentle but stern in his teachings, guiding yours hands and teaching you what he knows

Luckily your blessed by him to understand all languages and speak them as well

But despite spending months raising you he had not given you a name

Only calling you “my child”

When you ask of him why he hadn’t bestowed upon you a title he says he want you to decide

For you are worthy of picking it yourself when the time is right

For a long time you ponder

What shall that be

But it isn’t until he tells you to travel, to learn, to live and love like all humans that you decide your name

“And so you become a wanderer. Just know my child that if you ever need help I am at your call. My only advice is that humanity can be fickle but the gods are worse”

And so you begin your travels, through marshes and hills, or mountains to deserts

Through the valleys and into land that is lush in greenery of various kinds

From dusk to dawn you travel, stopping sporadically to stay in places that interest you, with people whom teach you before you leave for the road

It is a cycle

One that teaches you of humanity’s greed, pride, jealousy, rage, hate and despair

But one that also teaches you of their compassion, love, kindness, strength and their passion for surviving despite how the gods strike them down over and over again

They rebuild, they overcome and engineer a solution

For they only have themselves to rely on as the gods turned their backs to them

They adapt just as you do

But you are fundamentally different from them

An immortal being without a soul, one that looks and acts just as they do but retains thousands of years of knowledge you’d collected through experience

You aren’t a god but you aren’t quite human, yet you retain qualities from both

You are in between them but also something entirely different from either

You are you

And perhaps that is enough

“You and I have crossed paths, but our journeys will eventually diverge. Who knows what will happen next? Let's just wait and see.”

You end up meeting many humans (and some gods) in your journey’s but many stand out in your mind

One being the human who later would go onto become a demigod

Heracles who you knew as Alcides is someone you had met by complete accident when he was young

He was being bullied, pushed around and punched by children yet he still tried to put up a fight

He kept pushing on and standing up no matter how many times he was thrown down

You stepped in, sending the children running back scared whilst he gave you a toothy smile

Despite losing and being beaten down he was still optimistic

As you patched up the young boy he explained that those boys had been bullying him and his friends castor

That he never won against them but wouldn’t let them keep hurting his friend

It wasn’t righteous and he couldn’t stand for it

You can’t help but smile as he explains this, he was someone you’d only meet once in a blue moon

So you decide to offer him help

For the next couple of months you help the young boy train just as your father taught you

At first he fails

And fails some more

But he always returns to training no matter how beat down and tired he is

In his training your stern but encouraging

Teaching him to hone his strength and use it properly

It is then he begins to make progress

You show him how to stand up for the weak and to never waver in his righteousness

When you aren’t training him you spend time with him and Castor in Thebes

You buy them proper food and give some extra drachma to take home

They always feel a bit guilty about it but you assure them it’s no worry

You had plenty more (no, literally you had more money than you could spend from being a damn good blacksmith)

Figs are eaten as the three of you watch the sunset along with some honey drizzled fruit

They look up to you like a older sibling and it’s safe to say you view them as little brothers

But eventually as always you must eventually leave

Both are upset (especially Alcides) but on the night before you leave you take them to watch the sunset and stars once again

Eating ripe pomegranates as you explain each constellation that lights up the skies

“There is no need to be sad you two, perhaps we will meet again one day. Even if we don’t I will always be with you in memory and in what I taught. Just look to the stars and remember my stories”

That morning you leave but not before telling Alcides to keep up his training and to keep doing what he believes is right

You leave on horseback throwing to him a bag of coin with a sly smile

It’s many years later that you learn he became a god

A bit of pride swelling up in you along with worry

You can only hope he retained a bit of his love for humanity when he ascended to the heavens

another interesting human you meet is Qin Shi Huang

The first emperor of China with you as his personal Historian

The supposed cursed prince who was able to unite a shattered land under his power

Unlike others who still looked at hims with some semblance of hate or fear you always kept a small smile

Offering the knowledge he seeked with a certain something in your voice as you recounted tales of old

After a certain time he begins coming to you more, wanting to learn more

(Also using it as a way to get to know you. A mysterious traveler that somehow was so knowledgeable that despite being a foreigner ended up in court life)

You are outcasted much like he was when he was a child yet like him you bear it with a smile

When you talk with him the conversations start our formal

But in time he opens up as do you

Not about everything of course but about some of your travels and the sights you’d seen

From far spanning mountains that scraped the clouds to the green fields filled with wheat that made them look like fields of gold

He ends up wrapped up in those stories

At some point he’d come to call you friend

The only person after Chun Yan whom he’d let close to his heart

To see how he actually felt when he hadn’t locked it all behind a smile

As you get close to him rumours spread and it leads to you being harassed by several jealous court members

You don’t say anything, it’s not like it actually affects you anyways but when he learns

He is furious

It hurts him to know you were harmed because of him

That you were hated

Just like he was for actions that were not his own

But you brush it off simply telling him to give them a small punishment but nothing extreme

That in the end your alright and that you can’t really be mad at them

In their eyes your a foreigner who was in a position they could only dream about

It’s expected they’d get mad, maybe trying to drop a vase on your head was a bit much but in the end it didn’t hurt you

He reluctantly follows what you say but remains hesitant to let their actions go

Not long after this he tells you of his childhood, all the pain and loss

But how in the end he killed a god and united the land

There’s something in you that sparks at the “killing a god” part but he doesn’t ponder on it long

Instead the two of you talk

And for the first time you feel close enough to open up about not being human nor god

His ego probably gets a bit bigger when you causally mention that he’d likely go down in history

For your time as his historian he shows you in a lot of luxurious befit for royalty and high class nobles

Even years later you keep them, gifts you’d treasure for the rest of eternity and make sure to keep safe

He was born and bred in brutality so his rather violent ways aren’t much of a surprise but you try to help him find ways to temper it

To see that there are peaceful ways to end a fight

Around 4 years of staying there you know it’s about time to leave and Qin Shi isn’t very happy about it

He tells you as emperor that you couldn’t just leave

That as his historian you couldn’t up and go

As his only true friend

But those orders soon become pleads

And the authority in his voice drained as tears replaced it

During the month before you go he is at your side

Making new memories and silently dreading as hours and days fly by

He listens to more of your stories, to your personal accounts and how they differ to what’s told

And on that last day when the moon is full and you await a horse to take you on your next endeavour he stands by your side

And when the times comes for you to go he gifts you a bracelet commissioned just for you

He gently fastens it to your wrist

“A gift from me, a silent sign that you are forever the friend of the emperor”

“May our paths cross in the future my friend”

“Yes, let’s hope they do”

When he dies on a tour of his land at age 49 you somehow appear before his side as if sensing he was dying

His advisors are confused as he orders them to let you in but they do so in fear of the consequences

You might not agree with many of his actions you’d heard he committed but he was your friend

He passes holding your hand

The bracelet he once gave you is still worn to this day

He only wished he achieved immortality so you never had to deal with loosing yet another friend

But he is human and nothing can change that despite how you and he wish so

If you had a nickel for every time you ran into a human turned god you’d have two nickels

Weird it happened twice but your not complaining

You met Gautama Siddhartha the former prince of Kapilavastu as you took shelter beneath a tree when night fell

There you found him beneath the Bodhi tree that you took shelter beneath in a deep state of meditation

Until you politely asked if he was ok and he answered you

Compared to most you met Gautama is relaxed

He is in-tune with both himself and the world around him in more ways than he knows

You could already tell he was a legends in the making and decided to stick around for a bit to see where his journey would take him

Eventually as he reached enlightenment you grew curious as to why he remained on earth despite being able to go to the heavens above

But he tells you that his word isn’t done, that he wanted to spread what he had learned

To make people happy and to ease their suffering

It makes you happy

Never had you thought a god would do so but you assumed that because he was human before

That’s possibly why he still cared

Even years later when he does eventually go to the heavens you have a small Buddha statue in your possession of many items

As a way to honour him

You wouldn’t exactly call him friend (you didn’t know him long enough to do so though he’d disagree) but he is someone you’d certainly never forget

Raiden Tameemon is another you met curiosity enough at one of his Sumo matches

At the time you heard talk of a seemingly legendary fighter who had yet to lose a match and you wanted to check it out

You weren’t disappointed and began going to show up in the crowds who watched him

His strength was certainly admirable but so was his kindness in donating money back to his home town

So after a match you approached him and went with him for celebratory Sake

You kinda after that became drinking buds with him since other sumo wrestles didn’t seem keen on being around him

He is a lovely fellow one who you swear can eat a mountains worth of food and drink an oceans worth a anything

You on the overhand are technically the same m, you don’t need food or drink to survive you just have it to experience it’s taste and experience

He flirts with you quite a bit but you laugh it off

Taking them as compliments as you comment on his strength

His laugh is loud and boisterous as you both guzzle down more booze

You don’t really get drunk?, so your always the sober one who makes sure to get him home

To a normal person he’d be quite heavy but your able to carry him with no problem

Which gets quite a log of amazed onlookers as you carry him without so much as sweating

At his wrestling matches you’d always at the front of the crowd cheering for him

You know he won’t be defeated but you encourage him anyways

At some point he definitely uses your hat as a makeshift Frisbee despite you yelling at him

Sometimes during his drunken ramblings he talks of how he feels like a monster

You always assure him though that he is not

That he’s a man like everyone else

One who deserves love just like everyone does

It’s a rare moment but hearing that from you makes him cry a little

Perhaps he had waited a long time to hear that

He knows beforehand that you’d have to leave one day but when you do he says goodbye with a smile

He gives you a hug and pats your back with a blinding grin

You promise to catch another of his fights one day and you do

The last one before his retirement is spent with him drinking with you like for old times sake

Slurred singing and messy dancing as you and him walk side by side of the busy street as the moon is risen in the sky

He teaches you to laugh and enjoy a drink when times are rough

Every year though on the date of his death you honour him by having a sip of sake whilst watching the moon

For the moon had is the only remaining witness to those nights filled with laughter

Mr. Anonymous otherwise know as Jack (though your not sure that’s even his real name) finds you on his own

At the time you were briefly stopping off in Britain to check out the Industrial Revolution

So far it’s been disappointing to you and slightly disturbing as you’d seen young children be put on the workforce

Having to deal with hazardous materials and operate machinery that could rip them apart

Oh plus the buzz around the serial killer called “jack the ripper”

Now that in itself didn’t really interest you

But what did was how the media seemingly just ate it up

They speculated and theorized of who done it

Seemingly sickly enamoured by the mane who butchered innocent women who just were trying to get by

Those same victims seen as nothing more than side notes to the man himself

Their murderer

The ripper

At this point your not sure what’s worse, the idolizations of the killer or how the victims themselves are seemingly shamed for their profession

Anyways

Unbeknownst to you Jack had the uncanny ability to see people’s souls as colours along with their emotions

But for you there was nothing

Absolutely nothing except for sparks of electricity? Of sorts that buzzed around you

Ever the gentleman he offers you a spot at his table and even buys you a cup of tea

He insists and you allow him with a smile

You can never pass on a good drink and someone who wanted to talk

Eventually as day turns to night he offers to walk you to your hotel

Saying that London streets aren’t exactly friendly to those alone at night and you agree

It’s on that walk he reveals more of his true intentions

Still cordial and polite but you can tell he’s holding back getting violent if you did not respond

So you respond with the truth since if he attacked he’d figure out you weren’t human anyways

Safe to say he’s very fascinated

For the rest of your stay in England you stick around with him

By your choice as well

He is an interesting man but one that you nether the less find yourself enjoying the company of

He is upfront with you about how he is a killer

And how he goes by the Jack the Ripper moniker after killing the original

He knows he’s not a good person but despite that you see that maybe he’s selling himself short

There’s apparently a secret organization in London that tracks down and kills far worse scum of society

Killing the original Jack the Ripper is also a sign that to you be at least has some moral code of sorts

He brushes your comments off, though you can see that it seems to somewhat resonate with him

You and him often discuss Shakespeare especially since you had met the playwright and even acted in a few of his productions

Though you don’t have a colour he associates your soul with that of a rich Violet

A beautiful colour for someone as beautiful as you are in both body and metaphorical spirit

When your time in Britain is just about up you and him go to see Hamlet

It would be a night he’d never forget since it filled him with joy that he had not seen since the early days of his childhood

He felt at peace for once

Even when you leave you continue to mail to him

Telling him of your travels around the world and even sending a few small souvenirs

When he dies he’s at least glad to have had 1 true friend

“ Aphrodite?, heh. A wolf in sheep's clothing. To exert a higher level of control over people, she puts on a graceful and beautiful front. Most of those who have seen her true colours know of her cruelty”

Through your journeys unlike your many human friends you’ve meet a handful of gods in your time

You don’t go out of your way to meet them

But sometimes fate has different plans

And though those encounters are rare they remain in your mind

For a few examples

You meet Thor when Odin’s Raven Huginn was injured

He was sent to earth to deliver some sort of message and inadvertently got injured

And that’s when you found him, a bleeding mass of feathers in the snow

Yelling swears that would make even Loki blush

The bird is at first hesitant to accept your help

For he saw you as just as human but he reluctantly accepted once realizing he could get nowhere

So you brought the immortal pet of Odin back to your cabin to heal him

Whilst the raven is boastful and full of pride

He eventually begins to like your company as you engage in long conversation with him

Most gods brush him off as annoying so it feels nice being appreciated

He won’t admit it but he might’ve began to get attached

He might not like humanity but maybe your an exception

Once he is healed enough to fly it’s when he is able to alert Odin to his location

And a meeting place is made

You bring him out into the freezing cold

He’s talking and your making hums of acknowledgment as he talks about the gods

It’s somewhat interesting getting his view of them since yours is relatively negative (except for your father and Buddha)

And then he pauses

the talkative raven suddenly leaps from your shoulder and into the air

Flying high as you spot a man…no a god

Long red hair, markings covering his skin, piercing eyes and a large hammer resting upon his shoulder

When you get within a couple feet of him and Huginn the god stares you down

The Raven perched on his shoulder talking his ear off about how you had brought him back to health

It is then you learn the person in front of you is Thor, the strongest of the Norse pantheon

One whom you heard was battle hungry

Though other than that you don’t know much of him

You stand before the god of thunder unfazed

Huginn seems rather surprised at that fact but doesn’t make a comment on it

Perhaps even somewhat amazed at that fact

Thor offers you a reward though he doesn’t seem enthusiastic as he says this

Likely just following the orders from Odin

You quirk an eyebrow

“I don’t want a reward in money, I just have a question for you oh mighty Thor”

His eyes widen ever so slightly but he nods

“What is that?”

“What do you desire out of everything in the world, what is the one thing you want despite being an all powerful god?”

Now that makes him pause

Of all questions be certainly didn’t expect that nor did the Raven that begrudgingly found itself enjoying your company

He answers and your not surprised

“An equal. Someone i could fight full strength and be at match with. That’s what I desire”

You chuckle a bit at this

“I’m not surprised, but that did fulfill my suspicions. I wish the best to you, that you’ll find that one day. Maybe we’ll cross paths again”

And with that he nods and turns around

What surprises him though is when he feels something hit is back

He turns, there’s snow sticking to his hair

But then that-

Your gone, completely and utterly gone when he turns around

The furious wind carrying snow that covers up any footprints

He realizes that by throwing that snowball you were in some way teasing him

Something he’d normally be able to detect before you even threw it hit him like he was nothing

He searches for you for the next couple of years, always searching through crowds whenever he’d have to go to earth for whatever reason

It gave him a sense of something

He wasn’t sure what it was but he knew he wanted to challenge you

He needed to conclude that fight you begun but left for him to finish

But for him he would get to fight you again at a raid Vikings were doing against a village you were staying at

You couldn’t just there and do nothing so you geared up and ran into battle

And that’s when you noticed a familiar red haired god watching nearby

And he seemed to spot you as well since the next moment your engaging in battle with him

The battlefield around the two of you in an icy wasteland is accentuated by crashing thunder and biting lightning as you exchange blows

That the normal apathetic face filled with giddiness at someone finally living up to expectations

The raid is long forgotten as everyone evades the area and you do your best to lead the fight into a nearby wooded area

Trees are flattened by his infamous hammer that now pulsates and cracks at the seams

Flesh spilling out of it as it beats like a heart

You use the trees to bounce off and lead him deeper into the secluded area

Eventually you wear him out just enough to get a hit that sends him staggering back

You could go full power but you decide not to since you’d rather have some cards up your sleeve

And as he’s on the shattered ground, kneeling as a hand is placed over his bleeding chest he asks for your name

You just reply your a wanderer before disappearing into the brush

He’s found by Loki not long after who is confused and somewhat scared at the fact Thor of all people has an almost fatal wound

When he asks the red head simply replies he was training and nothing more

Content on keeping your existence a secret for his own sake of having an equal

Loki doesn’t need to be the god of lies and deception to tell he’s lying but says nothing

Another god you meet is Ares during wartime

You were on the battlefield not fighting but just doing your best to help those who were injured

You’d had a good amount of fighting in your life and had decided to do you best to help instead

And there on the battlefield, bloodied and victorious is the god of war

You locked eyes with him yet didn’t waver

Instead focusing on picking up a solider who had sustained a leg wound

He looks over the human who relies on you and at his uniform

One of the men on his side

Unbeknownst to him someone was foolish enough to try and sneak up on him

But you mouthed the words “behind you” to the god

Within an instant the man is dead and your taking the soldier back to his camp

A small interaction but one nether the less

Sometimes in war you see him but you avoid being seen

Disappearing within the blink of an eye

You’d rather not have your immortal status be known to the gods

There’s a bit of resentment you hold towards him for your fathers sake

Being a lover of your dad’s wife, the goddess of beauty herself

Whilst your father is resigned to the fact that his wife will never love him and goes behind his back constantly

You can’t help but feel angry for him because at this point he’s used to it

Speaking of which

Your father visits you every 5 years on the eve of your creation

Though as he said when you set out on your adventures you can call to him whenever you need him

As usual he is kind and caring

You recount to him your travels

Your friends and all of the advancements in technology the humans had made

He listens with a smile, eyes twinkling with joy at your happiness

On these occasions he almost always gifts you something he’s made

All of which you use on your journey like the satchel that no one but yourself can open

Or your now iconic kasa hat with a veil trailing behind it which was inspired from your times in Japan

And your clothes built to be able to be able to withstand your power when you use them

Hephaestus isn’t used to affection from being scorned by everyone

So he melts when you hug him or hold his hand

You never hesitate to do so and the first time you initiate the platonic action of love he cries

The god of smithing usually talks of his latest invention or what’s happening with the gods

The usual petty squabbles over any inconvenience

being invited to their council meeting every 1000 years yet again but not being told until last minute

He worries for not only you but also humanity

He sees the resentment and disgust the others hold for humans, despite the entire race being moulded after them

They don’t seem to acknowledge that humans are just as flawed as they are

He knows he can’t do anything though

So he just focuses on his worries for you

About how it must be to loose all your human friends

For they age and you don’t

A small part of him expects you to resent him for making you immortal

Yet you don’t

Though yes, it is hard to befriend people knowing you’d always outlive them

And while there were times in your life you had craved death

You came to realize how You enjoy the fact you’ve lived long enough to meet them in the first place

To be able to see how far humanity has come and how far it needs to continue

To watch empires crumble but new ones be rebuilt in their ashes

To meet people like Hypatia or Nicola Tesla, minds ahead of their time only to be recognized for their accomplishments later

Sometimes when he feels more alone than usual he looks at the little gifts you gave him

And it reminds him of how he’ll always have you

The one person who would ever give him love

Something that even his parents had denied him for something that isn’t even his fault

And unlike his uncaring mother and father he’d always give you his love

His care and support

For he knows that someone deprived of that can end up becoming cruel and angry

Just like he had for so many years until realizing there was nothing he could ever do to get that love

But now he realizes that’s ok

they deserve him nor his care

Only his child does

“You want me to introduce myself? I've gone by many names and titles during my journeys. they're all just water under the bridge to me now and you can Call me whatever you like…but y/n is what I originally gave to myself”

When the gods gather for yet another 1000 year meeting Hephaestus feels little need to go yet attends anyways

Perhaps to spite those who wanted him not to go

He sits in his seat of sculpted metal

Normally he barely listens but when the fate of mankind is brought up he becomes deathly aware

X’s are thrown up by almost every god

And he’s left confounded on what to do

He doesn’t put up a sign yet no one notices

And the normally stoic and calm god is left silently panicking

Until a certain Valkyrie makes her appearance

He knew of her well enough

Valkyrie’s were some of the few who treated him fairly since they respected him for his craft of weapons

She offers an opportunity for humanity to prove itself

Ragnarok

An event in which 13 humans and 13 gods would fight to the death

At first not many are intrigued until she does something to ensure they would accept the challenge

She called them chicken, scared to face the humans they had created

Once the meeting is over the god finds Brunhilde and her younger sister Göll

The youngest scared to a T whilst her older sister remains dead calm

It’s there that he tells her that he’s an ally

And that there is someone that she might wish to contact for a fighter

And so she takes his advice and finds you having tea in your home

when she asks you to fight for humanity against the gods you agree

And so Ragnarok begins

#platonic #shuumatsu no Valkyrie x reader #records of ragnarok x reader #travler y/n #ror Hercules x reader #Hercules x reader #ror #ror qin shi huang x reader #raiden Tameemon x reader #ror raiden Tameemon x reader #ror Buddha x reader #ror Jack the Ripper x reader #ror thor x reader #ror ares x reader #ror Brunhilde x reader #ror x reader #holy shit this is long

[nameless-flame]

A BETTER WORLD

A Various! Record of Ragnarok x reader story✨

Snippet from Story:

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"Why do you hate the gods, Lady [Name]?" He had expected her face to contract in anger when he worded the question. Rage, resentment, animosity – anything of the like. But Hermes was instead met with a vacant smile. Her eyes void of any emotion.

"Because you do not know the feeling of loss, and yet you take."

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Summary:

“Four years”, she told herself. Four years had passed since the war. Four years since the people of Erilea had fought the Valg King and his forces and stood victorious.

“It’s over”, she told herself. But she could not deny that some of those scars had yet to heal – and a small part of her wondered if they ever would.

The queen looked over the horizon, at the land of sun-bleached cliffs and white-capped seas, of cascading waterfalls and flowing rivers. Looked at the home she had so vigorously fought to protect, to nurture. Looked at this land of beauty and wonder, and at the constructions of the city that were almost complete, as the locals merrily flocked the streets.

Looked at Terrasen; her home. Her kingdom.

“It’s over,” she repeated.

However, destiny must have not aligned with her will because not long after a mysterious figure appeared at the palace gates, requesting her to participate in a tournament that would decide the fate of humanity.

She felt inclined to say no. But the valkyrie’s next words made her reconsider.

“The gods wish to end humanity.”

And an opportunity like never before presented itself. A chance to punish those divine beings that had wronged her and her people. To exact revenge for what they had done to her world.

The queen accepted.

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[amphitriteswife]

I've never saw anything like that happen in this fandom

Well i’m not sure who you follow or how long you’ve been in this fandom but it happend a lot. It’s still happening till this day. They are inconsiderate of minors. They’re inappropriate to minors which i can prove with screenshots. They are openly inappropriate with each other, knowing damn well that their fanbase are minors and justify their behavior by saying that ‘i have minors dni in my bio’ What doesn’t help at all since they’re the ones to interact with minors. They also simp for characters who are/ look like minors.

This never happend when those blogs weren’t in the ror fandom a few years back. Everyone was respectful and still being appropriate.

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[fluffyprettykitty]

Mounted

Pairing: king! Brunnhilde x female reader (no other specifications)

Word Count: 1100 words

Outline: Brunnhilde finds out you weren't obedient while she was away so now she has to confront you.

Warnings: daddy kink, boot riding, impact play, degradation, humiliation, roughhousing, dom/sub, pet play, swearing, pain kink, scissoring.

Author’s Note: This was inspired by me watching someone push someone else with their boot and here we are.

P.S: dividers by @firefly-graphics //​ banners by @maysdigitalarts​

Main Masterlist ・❥・Valkyrie Masterlist

NSFW UNDERNEATH THE CUT. MINORS DNI.

“A little naughty aren’t we?”

Valkyrie asks pressing her combat boot against your clothed pussy pushing you back toward the bed. You were still in your night clothes even though it was past midday. 

“No, daddy, I’ve been good, I promise.” 

Valkyrie rolls her eyes and presses her boot a little more on you, causing you to squirm. The pressure and the rough sensation were enough to make a fire grow in the pit of your stomach. Truth is you had been here on the bed all morning long after she left for her business meetings. And of course, you had only one thought in your mind keeping you occupied, and afterward, you must have fallen asleep. 

“My little birds told me otherwise.” She moves her hand to her waistline.  “You,” She takes her sword out and then raises it and places it on your chest, rising it up till your chin and pushing it up to look at her. 

“You smell of cum. I could recognize that anywhere. And you know you are not allowed to do this on your own.” You whimper, the cold metal blade stretching against your neck.

You feel yourself getting needy, you have no time to wonder who it was that could have told her what you were doing in the confinement of her royal chambers. You dart your eyes away from her instead of staring at her boot. 

“Can’t even speak up to say sorry, pathetic.” She rolls her eyes and drags her sword a little against your skin. “Not even one apology.”

“Sorry, daddy, sorry, please, I won’t ever do it again.” You gulp and the way she aggressively looks at you forces a pool to grow between your legs. You try to do it slowly, to move your body underneath her, to escape perhaps but of course, she can see you moving. 

“You better not.” She points out, dragging the blade against your neck before removing it and stomping you with her boot pressing right down. 

“Daddy, please!”

“Because today I will not be touching you at all.” You gasp and shout a loud no, looking at her. Indeed, she couldn’t be that cruel. 

“No, I’ll be good, I promise. “ 

“You are beginning to question me, pet?” 

“No! Daddy, I’d never.” You gulp again and settle down. “I could give you a show. I bet you’d like it, daddy.”

You make your voice as saccharine as possible, lust and honey dripping from your tongue. You know how bad she can’t resist you when you truly try to outperform yourself. Valkyrie liked her shows and your performances and of course your dances. You look at her and begin to sway your hips. She cocks an eyebrow as she lets the blade hit the floor. 

“You’re literally so pathetic about this, that you won’t even fully admit what you did but you’d try my boot like this? Like a needy stupid whore?” 

You only grin, swaying your hips against her as she’s stomping you further causing you to moan. A wave of pleasure rushes inside you and you build up the pace as she’s grazing and pressuring you. It feels good, not enough, but enough to keep you going and make you hazy and ready. You are rolling your hips against her boot, focused on one thing for now. To look as desperate as possible.

“Get on the floor, show daddy how obedient you are, come on.”

You whimper and roll your hips against her boot once more before she is pushing you hard, inflicting pain on you but the minute you groan she lets go, grabbing you by the neckline of your dress and throwing you on the floor. Quickly, you jump closer to her feet and wrap your arms around her thigh, legs, and pussy around her boot. It feels primal, different, purely primitive, and unique and you feel absolutely ecstatic. 

“Look at me, pet.”

She warns you and you look up at her with an obedient look on your face. You begin to properly hump her boot, working your thighs and your body to your advantage. She lets you behave like this, moaning and humping till she bends down to spank your ass and tell you to go harder which you do. Bopping up and down her leather boot like the needy little pet you are until you begin to feel exhausted. 

“You’re getting tired way too early, you need better training.”

She grips you again by the collar of your dress and throws you on the bed quickly, jumping on top of you. Without breaking eye contact, she rips off the dress from you, to expose your skin to her. And more so your breasts. She always loved to see them jiggling. She takes one long hard look at your very wet panties and then rips them off. Your pussy already visibly aching for her touch.

“I don’t understand why you even bother wearing those. You always get them dirty anyway. Can’t even keep herself together.”

“Daddy, you’re mean.” You breathe out pouting at her from your place.

“Only because you are fucking pathetic.”

She rolls her eyes as she lets her belt gets loose, exposing a bit of herself under her heavy leather. You stare at her as she begins to undress, only the places she needs direct access to. 

“Look at you, I have to pause my work just to come and properly fuck you. So fucking selfish.” You whimper loudly at her words and yet your heart fills with pride. You love knowing you got such powers over her. 

“I love you.” You whisper smiling right through your teeth and she shakes her head momentarily. She places her clothed pussy over yours and then begins to ride you so hard and fast it makes you see stars. She is riding you like an untamed brat that needs some straightening.

The room gets filled with the sounds of your combined moans until nothing is heard anymore. Once Brunnhilde gets tired of fucking you, she lets you sleep once again and goes on the rest of her meetings. 

You could never object to staying in bed all day. 

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[fruitcakei]

Happy Holi! Technically Holi was Wednesday, but the local celebration was today. For those of you who don't know, Holi is the Hindu (mainly) festival of spring, color, and love, and to celebrate people like to eat traditional foods, dance to live music, and wear white to cake each other in colorful powders and sometimes water. It's greatly celebrated in India, but don't lose hope! There are local celebrations in other places.

Now, I would've celebrated Holi either way this year, but seeing as I'm into Record of Ragnarok right now, I thought some head cannons would be fitting! This one's pretty long, click at your own discretion!

Shiva, Parvati, Kali, and Durga

Shiva may've been rooting for humanity's destruction, but he'd really enjoy it if you snuck him into a Holi festival

And, of course, you'd be sneaking his wives in too

Honestly, standing in the crowd getting affectionately smeared with color while everyone dances to really loud music might just be enough to make him think humanity may be worth it

I can totally see him giving excited bear hugs

I mean, just look at those arms. Mans was built for hugs.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he took turns picking up you and his wives and letting you ride around on his shoulder both just for fun and so you can see the stage(s)

Depending on the last time he visited humans and how much he keeps an eye on them, he might be surprised to try a lot of the more recent foods

Delicious, the lot of them. Have you ever had a milk ball? Everyone's gonna have to try them

Parvati would probably be extra excited about all the food

Kind of like those moms who carry around food to feed passing armies, Parvati would buy so many wrapped snacks for later (especially ones that stay good a while) that you'd all have to be carrying some out when you left

Durga would get friendly-competitive about the colors

She'd definitely have to keep a clear hand print in her color on your whole group's backs at all times

She will get the last word

Kali would probably start feeling competitive, too, though she might have to take a break at some point to avoid actually harming someone

That would probably be the point at which everyone paused with the colors and dancing to get some food

After returning everyone would be pretty tired, so after washing up everyone would be going down for a group nap/cuddle session

Buddha

Buddha's less there for the colors, more for the food and people watching

You can fully expect that he already knows where the best snacks are and you'll be hitting all their shops

He'll even show you a few snacks that he doesn't particularly like because he knows you'll love them

While you're out getting snacks, you're certain to pass accessory shops, and anything you buy will be a little memento

If you get matching hair accessories, he'll absolutely wear it, especially if he knows you're wearing yours

Sometimes it seems like he wears it specifically to lightly poke at other gods by showing that you two are close, but of course you'll never really know

If you get any kind of clothing he'll be happy to see you wear it, seeing it as a fond reminder of your time together at the festival

Probably wore a white tank top but would actively avoid getting colored

Would honestly probably wear a shower cap to protect his hair if it weren't a crime to hide his amazing hair (and a crime against fashion)

Because you're dodging the crowd and avoiding getting colored, you have a very chill time and can stay quite a bit longer.

You can happily enjoy listening to the music and watching the crowds with constant colorful puffs of powder flying into the air and kids laughing and chasing each other from a distance with your snack haul

You'd have to watch it with the snacks, though, 'cause no good outing in the human world is complete without a good dinner

Buddha's got an eye for food even without prior knowledge, so while you may or may not go somewhere fancy, you know the food will be good.

Heimdall

Holi isn't a part of his culture, so he wasn't sure what to expect, but he wore a white t-shirt just as you asked

Foods aren't a main point for him, but he absolutely enjoys wandering around seeing the variety and trying some of the sweets with you

If he sees something you would really like, he's gonna buy it in secret and give it to you later

If it's something that fits both of you, he'll at least be tempted to get a matching one

He would absolutely enjoy dancing in the crowd for a bit as you both got colored from head-to-toe

The best part for him would be meeting and interacting with all these new people

It wouldn't be long before he made many new friends who he would be just a bit sad to not see again

With his mild and charismatic demeanor, he easily attracts lots of people to hang out with while you're there

You'll have to come back next year

In fact, you'll have to visit the human world in disguise more often

After you're done with the festival, you end up going to dinner with your new pick-up group

It's wonderful and lively, though quite a bit of social interaction, so you don't stay any longer than that.

To wind down from such festivities, you both wash up and enjoy a calming evening reading or watching something after that

Thor

Why did you bring him again???

He came along for you, but he's not exactly the life of the party, so he doesn't know what you expect here

It may be a bit difficult to get him to relax, but he'd certainly find the event interesting

People running around, dancing, smiling, periodically throwing colored powder at him - it seemed shocking and somewhat invasive at first since he tends to mind his own business and expect others to do the same, but he quickly gets used to it

It's still not his element per se, but it's not harming him and it's a little fascinating to see people act so different from what he's used to

If you asked this man to dance with you in private he might do it, but he is not bouncing along to music in a crowd of people

You'd be better off keeping your distance from any stage and just chatting and enjoying the vendors around

Because this is such a new and interesting environment, you have a lot more potential for conversation than usual

If you're curious about his culture, celebrations, and traditions, now is definitely the time to ask

In exchange, he'll expect you to explain some of the weird stuff he's seeing

He's a bit insular and would be wary of trying new food, but he'd certainly try some things with you

If you figure out his tastes and pick something he really likes, it'll permanently increase humans' standing with him by a small amount

He'd be more likely to ask that you leave the festival early, but he'd also be most likely to explore around town with you.

You and him could walk around in your formerly white clothes observing the people, food, and shops

He'd be more careful on the street to make sure people kept their distance

He's just a bit protective like that and wouldn't want your special outing to end on a bad note

Not that anyone would dare disobey his doom-y glare

Loki

You've brought this minor menace to society right into his element

No one knows who he is or knows what's coming

It's a crowd of happy celebrating people who are foregoing their usual boundaries just for this joyous occasion

You better keep his ass on a leash

Who knows what he's gonna do if you don't

He's not as interested in just being around people and he's not at all comfy with them getting close enough to put powder on him

It's best if you just stay out of the crowd

He'd definitely enjoy watching kids run around attacking each other with colors, though

He'll absolutely try to find something super spicy to give you without telling you

Will probably bring more back to prank others

May, in fact, simply buy the spiciest sauce he can find to wreak havoc upon the other gods' taste buds

What have you done

Chaos aside, he enjoys the food and the open atmosphere the most

There's just something nice about being around a whole bunch of people who act so freely and have no idea who he is

That very thing makes him really start to relax and enjoy the trip for what it is rather than just an opportunity to make hell

Like Thor, he likely asked that ya'll leave the festival after hanging out for a bit and exhausting the available stalls, but he'll happily walk around town and sight see

He's more open to the different foods, so if anything catches his eye you'll be eating dinner there

Others

You're not convincing Poseidon to go

Even if you did, he wouldn't have fun and it'd be hard to have fun with him

It's just really not his thing

Aphrodite would be a joy to bring along, though she's a little too flirty with passing festival-goers

She may make some of them uncomfortable

She'd totally be down to party with everyone, go shopping, and maybe hit a bar

She'd probably be a good candidate for a large group

Her, Loki, Hercules, Thor, and Ares would be fun together

Ares would be hesitant to throw colors at people, but he'd really enjoy the lively and friendly atmosphere, though he'd try not to totally show it

Hercules would be a color-spreading joy

The kids would be hanging off him, strangers would be dancing with him, and he'd be grinning ear-to-ear through it all

How nice to be amongst his people in such a happy setting

Matching mementos and pictures are a must with him

Brunhilde would happily watch everyone, thoroughly enjoying the festive atmosphere, though not wishing to be directly involved

Relaxing with her at festivals like this is a great way to make fond memories

It all might be a bit too loud and rambunctious for Hermes, you may want to break him in with smaller events before this one

His default is somewhat judgmental, so such a wild festival would just be a bit overwhelming and might prevent him from having an open mind

Adamas would get competitive about the colors but also have a lot of fun

You'd certainly stay a while, even past when your social battery ran out

He doesn't get to have enough rambunctious fun, so this would be a very welcome change of pace

It would be difficult to get Forsetti to come without Thor, and he'd be nervous at first, but he'd quickly settle into the atmosphere and have fun dancing and spreading color with everyone else

Would absolutely suggest having dinner at a bar afterwards, though likely wouldn't make any new friends there unless they or you started the conversation

I wanted to write one for several of the gods I mentioned in "others", but I unfortunately ran out of time and brain juice. Still, I had a lot of fun writing this! If you want me to write a full one for any specific character or think I should write some for the humans, shoot me an ask and I'll write it! I honestly might write one for the humans either way, though. I tried to make these interpretable from a platonic or romantic viewpoint, but if you want something more specifically one or the other, you can send an ask for that, too!

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[theunkown-yachirusan]

Currently was motivated to write>:D

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[clickbait-official]

guys pls throw some snv asks in the bin 👉👈 im feeling the snv mood yknow

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[rj-thorkyrie]

Rᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ Hᴜɢ

@thorkyrieweek​ Tʜᴏʀᴋʏʀɪᴇ Wᴇᴇᴋ 2022 Dᴀʏ 1 Rᴇᴜɴɪᴏɴ

#thorkyrieweek2022 #thorkyrieweek #thorkyrie #thor x valkyrie #thor #valkyrie #brunhilde #thor x brunhilde #thor love and thunder #fanart #☆☆☆☆☆ IT'S MY FIRST THORKYRIE FAN ART DEBUT ☆☆☆☆☆ #I know it didn't show both their faces and coloring of some parts could've been done better also the highlight and shading buut #I draw this by fingers🥲 i don't have a stylus pen with me. and this made on my phone. yet it stills looks nice #the sentiment is more important for me : #HUGS! THOR AND VALKYRIE HUGGING!! I AM ROBBED. WHATTA CRIME. THEIR TLAT REUNION WAS WFT. THEY COULD'VE BEEN MORE EMOTIONAL!! YEARS APART #THEY COULD'VE HUG MID BATTLE LIKE THE RAGNAROK DELETED TRY-OUT SCENE OF THEM KISSING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLE BUT OFC NOO 🙄 #even the most platonic bestie could at least hugging for a moment 🫂 tsk even their friendship got sidelined. #SO I'M GIVING MYSELF A HUG. I'M SHARING IT WITH YOU ALL. #we deserve a hug. I deserve a hug. they deserve a hug. #rj post #rj post art

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#70 Daddy...is back

Young Y/n: Bwunhiwlde?*Is falling asleep in Hades arms*

Hades, Poseidon & Zeus along with the other Greek Gods are Running away From the Screaming Valkyries, And Norse God Trio chasing after them

Zeus: Brothers! Give them to her! She is their guardian!

Hades: How do I know she's their caretaker?

Zeus: What do you want-- a birth certificate?! She's is demigod!

Poseidon: Well, I put in the blood, sweat, and tears to raise them

Zeus: For a day! Give 'em back, you lunatics!

Hades & Poseidon:Look! This is our new baby sibling, and you're gonna have to go through me to get them!

Behind Greek Gods, Two figures shrouded in their darkness are GROWLING...They fell right into the Valkyries Trap...as the Greek Gods turn around with goosebumps-

SCREAMING can be heard from all around the arena confusing the gods and humans sitting and waiting for the next fight

Guess who are the two figures behind the greek gods...that made them all scared shitless...

Part 6 of:

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[recreationalfanfics]

RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes But It's Tik Tok Audios (Pt.2):

(Y/n), upon seeing Thor: Is this say yes to the dress OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT!? IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT-

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Brunhilde: (Y/n), you have to stop trying to interfere in the battles and help the humans!

Gen Z! Valkyrie! (Y/n): Miss me with that gay shit!

Hrist: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE RULES!?!?

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Buddha, when Yandere! Loki casually makes (Y/n) fall for him in that one-shot I wrote: Damn...Someone took my bitch.

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Göll, with Hercules: I just wanted to say, I got you a boyfriend.

Human Champion! Male! (Y/n), whose fighting inner gay demons: I don't want a boyfriend- I'M NOT GAY.

Göll: Yes you are.

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Diety! (Y/n) who has a crush on Thrud but sees her bonded with Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL 'IM NOW!

Diety (Y/n): I GOTTA HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!!!!

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(Y/n), as Sasaki is hanging off of a cliff: SASAKI, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

Sasaki: PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOUR GOD FRIENDS, (Y/N).

(Y/n): *loosens their grip*

Sasaki: NOT POSEIDON, NOT POSEIDON-

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(Y/n), after the Ares hangs Jack by his cape on a super tall building: STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE! ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S JUST GONNA SAY: "FUCK IT" AND COME ON DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD OPEN!

Ares: GOOD!

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[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello, oh god, finally!! I want to request so many times but i always too late!! So, what i want to request is ror gods meeting child reader who gives them a chance of heart about humanity. Child reader is lost and wandering the tournament and bumped into the gods fighters. You know how most people are terrified of them? Child reader was not scare of them, was really adorable, and even somehow making their heart melt. When the human fighters were looking for her, they found her being cradles and carry by the gods and they decided to have a change of heart.

-You looked up, a smile on your lips as you explored these new surroundings, seeing a large door before you, and you heard voices behind it.

-You had wandered away from your family, the human fighters, who had all adopted you, as they were preparing for Ragnarok, so they hadn’t been paying attention.

-You pushed the door, finding it open and it swung open, and you landed on your hands and knees, not prepared for it to open so quickly.

-Several sets of eyes turned towards you, seeing a human child there as Thor, the one closest to the door, turned, “A child?”

-You heard the voice, and you looked up, seeing the foreboding figure of the Norse god looking down at you and Zeus winced, “Oh boy here we go.” As they waited for you to stop crying.

-Jaws fell open as you instantly grinned, standing up, reaching your hands up, “Pretty!” Thor’s eyes were wide in shock, seeing you making grabby hands towards him, silently wanting to be picked up, that and you called him pretty.

-The other gods present were also stunned, as Thor kneeled, down, hesitating to open his hands and he froze as you ran into them, hugging him.

-Odin thought it was rather cute as Thor, holding you as if you were made of glass, picked you up and carried you over to the table.

-He sat you in front of Odin and usually most people who saw Odin didn’t immediately smile and clap their hands in glee, seeing someone new, holding your arms out, “Hug?”

-Odin also froze, not expecting that you weren’t afraid of him, something Zeus poked fun at, “Look at this- someone who’s not afraid of you!”

-Odin glared darkly and you instantly started to giggle, overjoyed, not realizing he was angry.

-Poseidon initially didn’t want anything to do with you, as you got passed around amongst the gods, Hercules cooing up at you as held you up above his head, making you squeal with delight.

-However, when you wanted to go and visit Poseidon, Hades, who had been holding you, immediately handed you over and you smiled warmly, little hands coming to his cheeks, “Pretty!”

-His face had the rest of the gods immediately roaring with laughter, he was so stunned, eyes wide, gawking at you, seeing you being so forward.

-You were squealing in delight again, “Fun! Fun!” as Apollo waltzed with you, spinning around the room before the door burst open, “Y/N?!”

-There were the human fighters and you beamed, seeing Adam, “Papa!” and instantly the fighters breathed in unison, a sigh of relief, seeing you safe.

-The humans and Brunnhilde were stunned as the humans entered the room, after Zeus brought them in, telling them, that thanks to you, they had a change of heart, no longer wishing to destroy humanity, as that would mean you would be destroyed too.

-Adam and Brunnhilde were stunned, learning this, seeing how easily you had won over the gods while Kojiro was holding you, “That’s because you’re so cute- right Y/N?”

-Your little fists came to your hips, puffing up your chest in pride, looking quite pleased with yourself, not really understanding what he was saying, but you knew praise when you heard it.

-It seemed the gods had work to do, to right their wrongs, mainly so they could spend more time with you.

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[bones4thecats]

Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.1) ~ RoR/SnV x Child! Reader

Type of Writing: Poll Result Characters: Thor, Shiva, & Child! Reader Name: Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.1) Original Poll Link: Here Other Parts: (PT.2)

A/N: I actually really liked this idea on the poll I made, and I hope it turned out as good as I imagined it! Enjoy!!

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🌩️ Your father was the Lü Bu, the Flying General himself, and when you heard from the Valkyrie named Brunhilde that he was set to fight in the first match of Ragnarok, you gave him the best support he could’ve asked for

🌩️ You sat alongside his army, with his strategist, Chen Gong, sitting next to you, trying to keep you from jumping down and attacking the God of Thunder yourself

🌩️ When Chen Gong and the others sacrificed themselves, stating their loyalty to you father, you stood there in shock and tear-filled eyes as Thor looked at you, seeing a child without anyone left

🌩️ He felt guilty, but this was what they wanted, they wanted to join their lord, and while he initially wanted to just leave the area, he walked up to you and shocked the Gods and Humans as he kneeled down and hugged you

🌩️ After that day, you stayed by Thor’s side, he reminded you so much of your father it would make you cry

🌩️ Thor may not be the best person when it comes to comforting, but he tries his best when it comes to you, Lü Bu was the one person who could stand a fight against him, and because of this, he would try training you to be just as strong as your father and him

🌩️ He honors your father with you. Every day on his birthday, and on the days of each of his soldiers, including Chen Gong, you would walk into a field in the forest located in the Chinese section of Valhalla, you would both hand off flowers and lay them on the graves you and him had made

🌩️ The words he said to you when he comforted you that day are words that you will never forget

“ Your father was an honorable man, I hope you know that. And because of the honor he possessed, I will take you in as my own. I believe it is something that your father would’ve wanted. “

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🪩 He believed that Raiden was the one opponent he would remember the rest of his life, and when he saw the now-deceased rikishi stare at a young child with the two Valkyries, he froze

🪩 The man was a father, just like him

🪩 But while his child could handle loss of someone easily, you appeared to be around a young teen, this must’ve been one of the hardest things you ever had to witness

🪩 Shiva looked at you and back at the crumbling Raiden Tameemon, guilt filled his heart, which was something he hadn’t felt for such a long time, why did he feel guilty? He just won and brought honor to his pantheon!

🪩 Watching as you ran down and tried hugging the remaining pieces of your father just got him staring back at his wives and son, and when he saw how saddened their eyes were then they looked at you

🪩 The God of Destruction walked up to you and you jumped back when his one arm reached out to you, and that action made the Humans cry out for him to not hurt you

🪩 He kneeled down and since he was just on fire, the heat that radiated off of him made you hold your head away from him

“ Look at me, young one. “

🪩 You looked up at him and saw how his eyes shimmered with guilt, making you look at where your father once stood and back at the man who caused his demise

🪩 Shiva held is one arm back as you tried helping him stay standing when he slumped over in pain, after all, losing three arms doesn't exactly make anyone, including Gods, feel very good

🪩 Once you came to visit him with his wives and son, he saw how you carried yourself around him, not with resentment or fear, but with care and gentleness, making him smile

🪩 Whenever he rested, you laid next to him, you were like another child of his, and when he offered to take care of you in the Hindu Pantheon, it made you jump up and down and hug him and his wives as they agreed to taking you in as their own

“ Your father was one of the best fighters I have ever met in my thousands of years of life. And… seeing you look so painfully at where your father once stood, I just, I knew you had to have someone there for you. Would you do me, and my wives, the honor of joining our family? ”

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