#this technically counts

[blackholedjester]

I BRING FORTH

my children

thankie yee to @niqhtmeep for the wonderous picture in the upper left. She's currently doing an out of the house thing like a loser(/j/aff) and sent a picture of these lil guys. I did what i had to

#digital art #jester b jestin' #blackhole bickers #blackhole's offerings #sun and moon fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #sun and moon fanart #this technically counts #sundrop au #moondrop au #sun and moon au #is this enough au tags yet #you dont understand i love these little guys so much #THEY'RE SO WEENSY #SO TEENSY AND BABY #extra thankies to Mop for then giving the best add-on ever: #“they make a pop sound and can multiply” #because i love that #and am most definitely stealing it

[crystallizedday]

*Kicks down door as it evaporates into the 7th plane of existence*

Hi.

I’m back.

So since the Ink Demon content here’s a lil slow, I decided to do what I do best…

& ramble on about my favorite freaky boy with daddy issues again!! Yaaaaaayyy!!

But this isn’t just ANY ramble, no, cause my twisted & frankly evil imagination gifted me something interesting today (as it usually does).

So there I was, dozing off to some music, when my brain crafted a scene…

of the Ink Demon’s very beginning…

which is kind of headcanony, I’m honestly just doing this for fun.

He was the first, the first success when it came to creating life with the ink, even if it was hard to tell how “alive” he was at first.

The quaking & shivering of the ink-soaked being was the only immediately clear indication, his frantic breathing gradually slowing as he took in the world around him.

All the fancy thingamajigs he couldn’t possibly understand were fascinating to look at, sure, but what REALLY caught his attention were the many faces staring back at him, some with horror, some with excitement, & some who were too dumbfounded to pick an emotion to stick with. They were all looking at him. Who were they? Did they… make him?

He tried to stand, his boney legs struggling to support himself as he kept falling to his knees. He kept at it, making quiet whimpering noises out of frustration. He wanted to stand like the rest of them, but couldn’t. He tried grasping onto the nearest elevated object near him to raise himself, legs shaking even further.

To his observers, it was such a sad sight. Even if the creature was unnerving to most of them, seeing it struggle was depressing to watch. One of them got an idea.

Thomas Connor, the man who engineered the machine that created the being in the first place, was the first one to step up & aid the newborn entity in getting a better grasp on its surroundings, even if using a nearby wheelchair to do so felt a little… odd, but it was the best solution he could think of in that instance, so he wasn’t complaining. He planned to help the thing learn how to properly walk in a more convenient environment, but for now, Tom thought it was appropriate to show the creature what would be known as its new home.

The ink creature gazed down at his dangling legs, finding mild amusement in how he was moving while sitting down. He eventually got into the brief habit of twiddling his thumbs when he wasn’t looking around at his environment.

He was curious about himself, about his rather large white hand & the crooked white thing on his chest. They stood out to him, especially in comparison to the rest of his skinny stature. That’s when he saw one of the Bendy cutouts.

Thomas told it that this was Bendy the Dancing Demon, the mascot of this studio & well… it, for the most part.

It was Bendy.

HE was Bendy.

Which… immediately was off-putting.

The character in front of him was so… small with such a plump stomach & a big head. “Bendy” put a hand to his own chest while looking at the cutout, feeling each line of his ribcage.

Tom could tell the poor thing was already judging itself in comparison to its cartoony counterpart. He tried to ease it by telling it they’d work on THAT later as they finally arrived at his office.

There was enough stuff around the decently sized room for the thing to hold itself up with, so this seemed like a good place to teach it how to properly walk.

Tom disliked getting ink on himself like this, but these first few steps would require some direct assistance for him, so he did what he could. He held the creature by the hands as he guided it around the office, keeping a slow pace so it could properly find its footing.

While he walked, “Bendy” took in all the things around him that he could, still trying to wrap his head around this strange place. Over & over, he kept thinking about his name. “Bendy”, “Bennnnndyyy”… What about THIS person’s name? Who was the man that was helping him? What was HIS name? Did he even have a name? This was all very confusing to him. He didn’t even know who created him yet. He began getting curious, perhaps a little too curious.

Once Tom was satisfied with the progress the ink creature had made, he ordered it to stay put in his office until he had returned to report the news to “Joey”, who he explained was the man who presumably “created” the character of Bendy.

To “Bendy”, this confirmed at least ONE of his questions: his creator was this “Joey” person. He wanted to meet him. He tried following the kind man who helped him, but the man was having none of it, raising his voice at “Bendy” to stay put no matter what.

Tom, wanting to report to Joey as quickly as possible, rushed off, leaving the ink creature briefly poking it’s head out of the door & watching him leave.

Although he was well aware he was disobeying the kind man’s orders, “Bendy” was just too curious about what else was out there, all the places the man neglected to show him, all the other funny fleshy faces the creature wanted to see…

He carefully made his way out of the room, deciding to roam the halls to see who or what he could find on his own.

So far, the halls were rather vacant of life, but they at least had a variety of different quirky posters sprawled about. He found himself curious about the posters featuring other cartoon characters, such as the one with the big snout & the one with the halo. Who were they? He was not exactly the best at reading at this point, so it was difficult to find that out for himself. Did this mean there were others like him? Or was he the only one?

He continued forward, slowly making his way down the halls until he came face to face with another person. They didn’t notice him at first, but the second they did, they practically fell over in terror, scooting away from the creature before eventually running off. “Bendy” reached out with his gloved hand to try & reassure them, but it was too late for that.

What was wrong? Wasn’t he the mascot of this place? Shouldn’t that person be excited to see him alive & moving?

“Bendy” explored the area further & quickly found a nearby wall of glass where he could just barely see his reflection in it. He walked closer to it.

Oh.

Oh.

The simplistic & adorable eyes of his counterpart were nowhere to be seen. Just ink. He tried swiping the ink away, but there was nothing underneath. His toothy smile matched the cutouts and posters, but his mouth could not emote any further than that, no matter how much he pulled & tugged at the ends of it.

This… this couldn’t have been HIM, right?

He was supposed to be Bendy, the cute little dancing demon!

But he was neither cute nor little, & he doubted he could dance with such a limited grasp on walking as it is.

This didn’t feel right, HE didn’t feel right, he felt like…

He heard footsteps echoing through the halls.

He panicked, wobbling his way back to the office he escaped from, fearing the man from before would be upset with him if he found him wandering about.

He closed the door behind him, wandering the office as if he never left, waiting for the nice man’s arrival.

Except it wasn’t the nice man that opened the door to greet him.

It was another man.

A man who, for a SPLIT second, looked upon “Bendy” with the brightest smile on his face…

Before it immediately vanished, replaced with nothing but horror & disgust.

So much had happened.

So much agitated yelling, so much horrified screaming…

It was all a blur to “Bendy”.

All he could remember was struggling to break free from someone’s grasp as he was thrown into this small room, hearing a click from the other side.

The door wouldn’t open, no matter how much he pushed or pulled or twisted the knob.

He was trapped.

The room was so dark. He could barely see anything around him. He kept knocking things over & making a mess anytime he tried to stand up & move.

This often left him on his knees, inches apart from the door.

Some days, he wouldn’t bother with it, just curling towards the nearest large object & letting himself rest, maybe even toying with some of the various smaller objects to occupy himself.

But on other days, he banged at the door for hours, begging for someone, ANYONE, to find him & let him out.

He put all of his energy into every slam, trying to make as much noise as possible.

He didn’t know why this was happening to him.

Sure, he didn’t look like the mascot he was supposed to be, but the nice man said they were gonna fix him.

So why did they do this?

Was this a part of the process?

Did the man lie?

Did he… deserve this?

Days on end, he felt the ink from his face leak to the ground as he whimpered & cried, the permanent smile never wavering.

He just wanted to get out. He wanted to see the bright rooms again. He wanted to see the posters again. He wanted to see the cutouts again.

He wanted to see his face again, his PERFECT face…

His perfect face…

Curse his perfect face.

He wouldn’t even be here if he had just come out right.

But then again… what if he somehow got WORSE treatment if he was “perfect”?

What if they made him do things he didn’t want to do?

What if he got hurt & wasn’t perfect anymore?

What if…

What if there was no way to not be hurt?

He wondered as he continued to bang on the door, each slam turning more & more aggressive & frantic…

…

…

…

Mhm, so uh

You ever just accidentally write a lil writing snippet without thinking?

For like 2-3 hours straight?

Damn bro, WHDIWNCOWOD

Anyway, uh, yeah.

Thanks, YT! For providing the music that inspired this!

Uh

Cry.

#batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #ink demon #the ink demon #ink bendy #thomas connor #batim thomas #batim tom #Joey drew #writing #ink demon character studies #this technically counts #it’s a character study in a sense that I used my own writing to get a better grasp on how I see his character #day’s late night rambles #technically #it’s more of a writing snippet than anything but #eh #I’d say it counts

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers

[snuffysbox]

my Tav and Durge and their boyfriends

#gortash is technically their ex #but it counts #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #durge #the dark urge #gale dekarios #astarion #enver gortash #artsy stuff

[xumoonhao]

you can use this site to find out which phase you were born under, and this site to see if you were born on a blue moon!

#i know a blue isn’t Technically it’s own phase but i still think it counts <<<333 #also Hi please reblog if you do this bc im curious :3c #blue moon*

[bibliosims]

titania | an upper body tattoo. ⊹₊ ⋆

download | sfs (free, no ads)

TOU: do not reupload and never put this behind a paywall !

previews and more under the cut !

meet titania, my first tattoo (and ts4 cc) ever ! i’ve so enjoyed working on this little project and am already planning out the next one ! enjoy :)

psa the back tattoo warps kind of weirdly on certain masc frames, sorry ! also, there are 10 individual swatches per 3 opacity options, so technically it's 30 swatches overall

also feel free to tag me if u use these ! it’d be cool to see these in the wild 🫶🏻

thumbnail previews:

unedited previews:

•☽────✧˖°˖ art by william heath robinson for shakespeare's a midsummer night's dream ˖°˖✧────☾•

#thank god i can actually call myself bibliosims yes this technically is from a book yes i’m counting it #ok very much obsessed with william heath robinson i wanna make tattoos with all of his illustrations #mine #my cc #my tattoos #ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 cc #sims 4 tattoo #sims 4 tattoos #ts4 tattoo #ts4cc #s4cc #ts4 cc download #sim 4 download #stealing these tags from other creators idk what to put 😵‍💫💀

[sajirah]

Everybody else is making silly relatable comics so I decided to join the fun.

#also technically me making this comic counts as being productive #…right? #right?! #my art #fanart #comic #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 fanart #astarion

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

#leverage my beloved <3 #ramble #leverage #i also feel the need to point out that. while yes sophie did show up to her own funeral twice. she also technically was the driver to bring #her own ''corpse'' to wherever interpol was sending it lmfao #re: eliot being made a celeb 3 times bc some people are confused—country singer; baseball player; hockey player #didnt count the knockout job bc i think that was p local focused? could be wrong #re: character who killed a man w a mop = mikel dayan (hitter from the two live crew job) #this post is getting people interested in leverage lets goooooooo #this post has also officially surpassed the number of people i expected to ever know or care about leverage by several thousands #bc even though logically i know it aired as an actual tv show over several years and a lot of people probably saw it #that does not compute in my head #leverage spoilers

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Friendly reminder that he killed 7 billion+ people in an alternate timeline

#miraculous ladybug #ml #ml season 5 #ml season 3 #chat blanc #adrien agreste #I know it wasn’t on purpose but he still did! #he has the highest body count in ml technically lmao #10k #how the hell did this get so many notes 😂😂 #y’all are nutty and I appreciate it lmao

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 191

So. Apparently immortality does in fact exist. And is apparently very easily accidentally achieved, if the fact an entire city has it now. 

The GIW will be waiting a very long time to be able to drop that ghost shield, because the city doesn’t seem to be dying out anytime soon. Or at all actually. It’s been several generations now. 

They might need to request assistance. Maybe before others start to investigate now that vigilantes are becoming a semi-common thing.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The ghost shield made it where the ecto wasn’t able to disperse as it came out of the portal & filled the city #Everyone became too ecto contaminated to be able to exit #And just… stopped being able to die permanently or by old age #They’re not exactly humans nor ghosts but something in-between #Aka Liminal as fuck #Technically everyone counts as a meta or alien #They sure aren’t human anymore & all remember the shit the GIW and government have pulled #They’ve opened up trading with the Realms a while ago #They give them living world things that help with obsessions & get seeds or whatever supplies in exchange #Along with training #They all give off necromancing fae vibes #Liminal Amity Park #Danny is Not ghost king

[forecast0ctopus]

not divulging my thoughts on star trek (2009) rn. but this scene is like a cartoon to me

#technically the first star trek film i ever watched. back in 2009 lmao #i was in the third grade so hardly counts #star trek #star trek aos #jim kirk #james t kirk #captain kirk #aos kirk #star trek aos fanart #star trek 2009 #this has been in my drrafts for a month and drawn for like two but. whatever #thougbt maybe id finish the rest of the page. havent yet! maybe later #so if you ever see this guy twice thats why lmao #i have so many wips though so i dunno

[ryssbelle]

Night Owl vs Early Bird sleepover edition

#my art #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls floyd #trolls john dory #trolls branch #trolls au #technically #but i feel like this counts for outside of the au too so #only gets one tag #i am once again making a chowder reference #do i watch chowder #no #have i watched chowder #also no #do i know the memes from chowder #yes yes i do #and so the memes you will get #not to say i disliked the show then or now #i just never had interest in it when it was on #and i do not have the energy to engage in it rn #but its cute i like the art style and the joke lol #there will be more references coming that are more au focused lol #anyway i feel like after trolls 3 floyd just kind of hops from house to house spending time with his bros #but he has a very different sleep schedule from them all and is more of a night owl than an early bird #so he stays up all night #and JD is def an early bird so hes just trying to sleep while floyds yapping #so he gets sent back to branch who i feel like shifts between early bird and night owl #dude def has sleeping issues

[nanaonmars]

jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

#source: derry girls #batman #superbat #bruce wayne #does this count as irish jason? #maybe irish batman in general lmao #jason todd #clark kent #duke thomas #batfam #i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce #technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together #and it’s also consistent with the audio #jason and duke brother rights #idc what you guys say #also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good #derry girls

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

#goodcrimeswithscar #note: ALL OF THESE ARE CANON #if you want to ask about any of them send it to my inbox pls! #like it's all stuff I recall him doing at some point lol #I'm only counting crimes that are considered like reaaaallly bad. stealing and other misc stuff is not on this list for a reason #also going by the law of narrative significance (unless it's funny) #and including stuff that isn't technically a crime but also basically is #tyx is being silly #tyx’s ramblings #traffic smp #life smp #trafficblr #mcyt #hermitblr #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #gtws #your honour it is impossible for him not to be a criminal

[claraoswalds]

THE DOCTOR + last words

#dwedit #doctor who #first doctor #second doctor #third doctor #fourth doctor #fifth doctor #sixth doctor #seventh doctor #eighth doctor #war doctor #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #eleventh doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #* #counting both of fourteen's last scenes bc there was technically a regeneration in between them. i guess.

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

#pondhead blurbs #danny phantom #dpxdc #reveal gone right au #ghost king au #for plot reasons #it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life #lots of heroes would still be around then #but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun #deadman is there too #and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending #maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned #vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin #skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex #Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman #idk man just stupid stuff like this #the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends #Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes #Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :) #the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy- #also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc #some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :( #joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf #danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back #i have no plot ideas beyond this #i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool #later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check