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norrisleclercf1 · 1 year

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You Are My Sunshine

Pairing: Dad/Husband!Lando x Reader

Warnings: Slightly mentions of smut, pregnancy, fluff, dad!lando (yes that needs a warning that man would kill me being a father), just overall tooth rotting fluff

Rating: PG-13

Synopsis: Lando comes home after a race and has memories of your life leading up to this moment of him coming home to you and baby Carlie

A/N: I’m in a dad and fluff moment this week so be prepared for soft dad!F1 and fluffy writings

It wasn't every day that Lando could come home to you and the baby. But he was able to find a way to do just that and surprise you both. Lando hated being away from home more than ever now; when he was younger, he could've cared less, but then he met you.

At first, you both were just casual; everyone kept telling him to make it official before someone else came along and swept you away. Lando just laughed and shook it off, not wanting to face the truth of genuinely wanting to be his, fuck, he even wanted to marry and have a family with you.

Lando finally told you after his wreck in Miami, where he came back furious at how close he was to finishing, only to knock tires with Pierre and have to DNF. He didn't even know you were at the race until he walked into the garage and a body collided with his.

The familiar scent of your body wash soothed his anger and beating heart as he didn't care for the shuttering of the cameras catching the tender moment between the two.

"You're here?" He whispers in the crevice of your neck while you smile and kiss his temple.

"I'm so proud of you, Lan." It was simple words, but to him, it meant everything, knowing that even when he didn't finish the race or do fantastic, you still rooted for him no matter what.

After Miami, everyone knew that you two were official as Lando refused to let you out of his sight, and how he would defend you like crazy, hell he even shoved a fan once when they got far too close to you and tried to touch you.

Lando slowly pushed his front door open, trying hard not to wake anyone in the house since it was barely 3 in the morning. He smiled at the Monte Carlo skyline that dusted the tall wall-to-floor windows, having missed this view so much.

He remembers the first time he bought the place and showed it to you. He still gets worked up thinking about how he fucked you against the windows, finally telling each other that you loved one another.

It was another 2 years when he proposed to you. It could have been fancier. Hell, he didn't even have a ring when he proposed. Lando arrived home from a triple-header, exhausted and wanting nothing but to sleep. Instead, he was welcomed to you in the kitchen wearing his shirt and underwear, cooking his favorite meal.

"Will you marry me?" He blurted it out, scaring the shit out of you, making you jump and almost drop the plates.

"What?" You laugh, not believing your ears.

He walks over, gently takes the plates from your hands, and sets them down, turning back to you.

"Marry me. Will you marry me?" He repeats, fingers dancing on your waist and pulling you into him.

"Yes." You didn't think twice about answering him. You loved Lando nothing more in your life could take that away. He busts out that dazzling smile while he pulls you in for that warm heart-stopping kiss.

Of course, dinner was cold after he was finished with you, but he could've cared less about that.

Putting down his luggage, he steps out of his shoes and heads down the hall stopping at the first door and noticing it's cracked open. This wasn't normal for you or him to leave this door open to the nursery. With a gentle nudge, he opens the door and sees that your baby isn't in the crib. He feels that all too well-known panic clutch his heart but stops when he looks down the hall to see you asleep in your bed.

He sees a more petite body next to you and exhales that panic as tip-toes down the hall and leans against the door watching the both of you.

"You should tell him you're pregnant, Y/n." Daniel and Max argue as you fuss with your outfits, trying to plan what to wear, not to show off your bump.

"I can't, he's too stressed, and I don't want to make it worse with a baby. What if he isn't ready? What if he feels pressured to give up F1? What if he hates me for us having a baby so soon after we've been married?" You ramble off, your hormones and emotions taking over.

"Woah, okay, that was.....something. But, Y/n, you know damn well known of that is true." Max reassures you while Daniel nods, helping you pick out your clothes.

"Real question is, how does he not know with that small bump of yours?" Daniela asks to lay down an oversized Mclaren shirt and loose jeans so they won't hug your stomach.

"He's been super busy, and I've been wearing large clothing recently, so he hasn't questioned it." You shrug, walking into the hotel bathroom to change.

"Tell him, love, he deserves to know. Besides, all he has been talking about at the paddock is babies since Carlos and Pierre recently brought theirs to the races." Daniel shoots, making you groan and storm out of the bathroom.

"I'm scared." You mumble, shoving your feet into your tennis shoes.

"Listen, we would love to help you, but this is a conversation to have with Lando himself. Just tell him okay." Max whispers, kissing the top of your head and leaving Daniel not far behind him.

Never would you have thought you'd tell him you were pregnant while he celebrated his first P1 finish. People swarmed you both, screaming and spraying champagne when you yelled those two words to him.

Lando's smile grows to the point it hurts when he pulls you into his arms, kissing you deeply, but he soon makes sure to get you out of the crazy crowd.

Lando loves the picture in the living room; it was taken at the P1 finish when you told him you were pregnant. He moves closer and smiles at how your body is curved slightly around his whole world, his sunshine.

The little girl you had given birth to stole Lando's heart at that moment. Lando's wallpaper was a picture Daniel took of him holding your little girl while tears fell down his cheeks. Lando slowly slides his pants and shirt off and climbs into bed.

With careful movements, he pulls you both into his arms, making your tense body relax into your husband's arms. But his daughter Carlie named after Carlos, stirs awake and starts that heartbreaking whimper.

"Shhh sunshine, it's okay, it's just your daddy," Lando whispers, kissing her chubby cheeks as those gorgeous eyes glisten with tears.

He loved her eyes, she got them from you and swore it makes him want to have another one now, but he knows it's best to wait a year or two before another.

Carlie keeps up the soft whimpers while Lando ponders how to stop it before you wake. Hating it, he picks up Carlie, gently gets out of bed, and heads to the living room.

He starts to rock while he stands in front of the windows overlooking the city and starts to sing a lullaby.

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

You make me happy when skies are grey

You'll never know dear, how much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away." He whispers the words softly, Carlie looking up at her daddy, having heard his voice. Lando smiles at her, feeling his world stop at this moment.

"The other night dear, as I lay sleeping

I dreamed I held you in my arms

When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken

And I hung my head and cried

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

You make me happy when skies are grey

You'll never know dear, how much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away."

Lando first sang this silly little lullaby when you were 6 months pregnant, and the baby kept kicking you; it was the Baku race, hot and miserable, and you just wanted to cry.

Lando remembers looking up and seeing the overwhelming look on your face and the way you pushed on the area where the baby was kicking. He stopped talking to the mechanics and walked over and pulled you close by your chair.

"Shhhh, it's okay. Take a deep breath." He mumbles while grabbing a cold water bottle; he replaces your hand with his own and tries to calm you down.

He couldn't help but start to hum the lullaby and soon began to sing the words that only the two of you could hear, but the baby soon began to settle as he kept singing. You stare at your husband as he smiles at your stomach and helps you calm down from the panic and emotions that grapple you.

"I love you." You whisper as he finishes singing and looks up at you; a tender emotion covers him as he kisses you gently on the lips and then your stomach.

"I love you both so much, My world and my sunshine." He kisses you one last time before he heads back to the car.

"I'll always love you and make you happy

If you will only say the same

But if you leave me to love another

You'll regret it all some day

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

You make me happy when skies are grey

You'll never know dear, how much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away."

He soon starts to hum the rest when Carlie has her eyes closed and nestled into Lando's chest, her soft breaths hitting his skin. He smiles and leans down, pressing a kiss to her head.

"Hey." You whisper, startling him, making you giggle at the tired shocked look he gets as he relaxes again. "Sorry, did I wake you?" You shake your head no and walk over to Lando, wrapping his arm around you as he pulls you into him.

"No, I woke when you first came into the apartment." You smile at your baby girl snuggled tight against her father.

"Damn, and here I thought I was quiet." He curses, making you smile, but you don't reply as you just turn and hide your face in his neck, enjoying your husband's warmth.

"I'm glad you are home." You whisper after a few minutes of silence. "Me too, baby. Me too." He smiles into your hair, wishing he could save this moment forever.

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generalpalacefishgoop · 3 months

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Tina demon lore

(summary of the Feb 8 stream, skipped some convos so watch the stream for full context also the visuals are cool!)

Twitch VOD ID : 2056565806 (10:18:19 onwards!)

First, qTina started off flying (was a bug & not planned but she went with it as part of her lore)

(side note, she uses her demon voice a lot during this)

Her vision is filled with a silhouette of an eye? It comes and goes.

(...)

(About her flying) “I won’t do it again. I swear to God. I won’t do it again. I was kidding ok? I was just um- Listen, I should never do stuff like that to gain advantage over others. I won’t do it, I promise. No watchers necessary.”

(...)

Fire starts to appear out of nowhere around her and Em.

(...)

*covers Em underground* “I have no intentions of coming home. So fuck off! Ok? Leave me be.”

More fire appears.

(...)

“I’m just starting to think that some people are really mad at me, but it’s just because you know, a girl spread her wings a little bit, and that’s fine. It’s fine to spread your wings! It's fine. But maybe I shouldn’t have because it was for a dumb reason.”

Em :”did you do anything bad?”

”No, I just did a little flying, you know, flying is not bad. Your Uncle Philza does it all the time! Like if I do it, what’s so wrong?”

Em :”yeah flying is fun i bet :D”

”It is but I shouldn’t have done it because now they’re after me, they’re gonna drag me down, they’re gonna drag me back.”

Then a key named “you” appeared in her inventory.

”They’re coming, they’re coming back and I don’t want them to, I’m not strong enough yet to protect you or me or your mom or anyone”

Em :”who?”

”I don’t know really, it’s hard to say.”

Another key appears, named “We will be waiting”

(...)

”What the fuck, argh. I feel dirty. I feel dirty. I feel disgusting.”

(...)

Em :”WAIT EOMMA YOU HAVE WINGS?”

“Some demon have wings. It’s you know, there’s lava everywhere.”

Em :”so you have wings :D”

“Yeah they’re little, they come out, they come in.”

Then a teared feather dropped.

(...)

“It’s not just flying. It comes with stuff, you know? like…It’s sin. It's a great sin. It’s not some theme park ride, ok? It comes with trauma, baggage, sin, hellfire, bad things, torture…you’ve gotta do crazy things to become like this, you get me?”

(...)

“They don’t like my type of flying. They don’t like that shit. Birds only, I guess.”

(...)

“You’re Mom Mouse needs to be here swiftly, she’ll know what to do.”

“If those eye motherfuckers have anything to do with this, I’ll tear them to shreds!

(...)

“They’re mad at me, they’re mad. I should have known better. I should’ve, but it felt good, just a little.”

Em :”i don’t like them you did nothing wrong eomma!!”

*chuckles* “You’re too good”

Em :”how can enjoying what you love be bad?”

“Well…there's a lot of reasons why enjoying what you love can be bad. It's just um- Maybe if you enjoy to not be such a great person you know? Enjoying to be bad is bad. That is the demon way. You heard Mouse. They don’t really understand the difference between good or bad sometimes, they think it’s just fun labels that they slap on shit but there is a very distinct difference, ok?”

Em :”Do you not like mami mouse?”

“I love Mouse. I love her and you know, I don’t really know what Mouse has done or she was just born that way and as far as I know, she’s just a little bit crazy, she doesn’t seem inherently evil, just chaotic”

(...)

More fire appears while she is fishing with Em and a red helmet/crown??

(...)

After going back to fishing, she got an achievement for a completed challenge. The achievement is called "Who's da New King of Hell?"

#qsmp #qsmp tinakitten #qsmp empanada #qsmp demon lore

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powderblueblood · 3 months

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You know what's just burrowed into my head? given how often poor Camilla was forced to say the word daddy on that show it made me picture lacy saying it to Eddie but in that I'm clearly making fun of you, I'm not into that stuff kind of way but he's our beloved pervy loserboy so of course he short circuits over it anyway. I hope she finds out just how much of a perv he can be now that they've done the do. I mean the whole thing with her pen in the very first chapter? and the shower scene when she had to stay over? I would love to know how she'd react

18+ MINORS DNI i accidentally went crazy on this? god bless you anon happy valentines day

l i t erally she is shoving eddie out the door of the newspaper room after a heavy makeout session where she's got him all wound up and whining on purpose, sing-songing something like, "c'mon, hurry up! everyone in the drama room is gonna be looking around that dungeon, wondering where-oh-where is daddy?"

and eddie just shoves himself between the jamb and the closing door (painfully, for a multitude of reasons) (reasons pertaining to his cock) and hits lacy with the prey animal stare.

"huh? come again?" you'd like that wouldn't you badum tsss etc

but lacy like, knows and like, eats it right up, the way she draws out every syllable with a dirty little mockery of a snarl.

"better run along now, da-a-addy."

eddie manages to wrangle her in for one last kiss, stomach all butterflies and dick all cardiac arrest, "i'm gonna get you for that," and lacy's squealing into his ear, "and your little kitty too! shit! evil!"

"first and last time you'll ever hear it, i guarantee you!" liar!

but, evil actually comes in the form of lacy lifting a pair of her panties from the glovebox of the van later that night.

"hello? have you been doing my laundry or what?"

eddie gets a laceful in the face as she flings them at him. immediate snow white blush on his cheeks, this guy, because he's still toeing the line of being a little bit of a pervert with her. testing the waters. though, she had perched in his lap and watched him jerk off the other day, after specifically asking to which naturally made him cum neatly under the runtime of zeppelin's dazed and confused.

i wanna see how you do it. how do you touch yourself when you're thinking about me?

and she'd been all sweet, tits out and skirt on, running her hand up his chest as he pumped his cock in his fist (he hadn't been allowed to touch her), telling him how pretty he was, how much she liked watching him make himself feel good. eyes never leaving him. studying him like SAT prep. not putting as much as a fingertip on herself, but squirming against his thigh.

this is about me, he realized, heart warming, dick throbbing. she wants to make it about me.

eddie had cum, and had possibly narrowly avoided a hemorrhage of the brain due to how fucking hot that was, and was soon springing to back to life in lacy's palm. she had that effect on him; just when he thought he was spent, boom, he is risen.

he needed a solid fifteen minutes to process the aftershocks after she rode him til both their eyes were streaming, lacy stroking his hair and pretending like she wasn't trembling as much as he was.

if that girl isn't careful. he swears to god. wedding bells. big 'uns.

but. anyway. panties. panties he had been actively using as a gag when he jerked off on the rare occasions she couldn't come meet him. sure. whatever.

"you must've left 'em here!" eddie shrugs (wide-eyed, beautiful, you know the vibes), tossing them back at her, to which lacy rolled her fanned-out mascara'd eyes.

"and walked around commando? when have you ever known me to do that, smartass?"

true. she liked making him take off her panties with his teeth too much, and he liked watching the way she slid them back on. that little jump she did that made her ass shake.

which could be a part of the whole stuffing them in his mouth thing. listen, he didn't have time to ruminate on it.

guilty as all hell, he shrugs again, slapping his hands on the wheel. but eddie's heart is like, hammering. was that a step too far? nabbing her panties out of her room the last time he'd snuck in there?

there's this silence in the van for a couple beats that he hates, even though lacy resumes looking for a tape in the glovebox she's probably never gonna find.

"you know," she goes, eyes downcast, "if you wanted to borrow a pair, you could've just asked."

a stutter in the air. she knows just how to make his record scratch.

"whassat now?" eddie leans in, gripping the steering wheel for dear life.

"you heard me," and her mercurial eyes flash at him, gaze drawing down his body in that way that makes him sure he knows what it's like to do heroin without ever having tried it.

"just, tell me if you ever wanna try 'em on," lacy smiles, and eddie smiles, and eddie also dies somewhat, "i wanna see how cute you look when you're hard in them."

and look, we haven't even begun to think about lacy's reaction the first time he jokingly calls her mommy.

#powder room talk #Anonymous #e. munson by powder #edlacy #hai brainrot #father john misty voice je ee e esus christ girl

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lowkeychenle · 10 months

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Lost & Wayward [NJM] (2)

Description: After the worst couple weeks of your life, you finally break down in the middle of an alleyway. Jaemin hears you and comes to comfort you, and little do you know, he's about to change your life--in more ways than one.

Genre: Fluff/Eventual smut

Content Warnings: I'm thinking maybe I'll put smut in the next part but for now still just fluff sorryyyy

Word Count: 2,833

Pairing: Na Jaemin x Reader (Canon!AU so all the Dreamies will be mentioned/appear)

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Lost & Wayward Mini-Masterlist

Juliet's Masterlist

It’s been a couple days since you’ve heard from Jaeseok. You’ve come to enjoy his company, even if it’s only electronic. You also haven’t received any updates from Minji. You try not to worry, but this is the opportunity of a lifetime.

Although not hearing from Jaeseok put a damper on you. You hope Minji will get back to you soon so you can have a reason to text him. Logically, you know he’s busy with something. The man works crazy hours apparently, because he’s always there…wherever there is.

Minji doesn’t call you until the end of the week. She comes with good news, though—you got the job, and you’d be starting the following Monday. In three days.

You debate even telling Jaeseok at all. If he wants to talk to you, certainly he’d do it, right?

Mid-thought, your phone dings.

Jaeseok (6:34pm): sorry i’ve been mia…things have been really hectic here. how are you doing?

Oh, for the love of God. This man was too caring and nice for his own good. You try to think of what to send back, but you draw a blank. You’ll have to just tell him what’s on your mind, apparently.

You (6:35pm): no worries! i figured you were suuuuper busy considering they give you breaks for dinner instead of just letting you go home Jaeseok (6:35pm): clever You (6:36pm): you wish you could be as clever as me Jaeseok (6:36pm): you got me there. any job updates?? i’m on the edge of my seat and i’ve gotten zero texts :( You (6:38pm): Minji called me a little earlier today. i got it!! i’m so freaking excited Jaeseok (6:38pm): HELL YEAH Jaeseok (6:38pm): didn’t doubt u for a second

You pause. You’ve talked to him via text nearly every day, all day except the last few. Unfortunately, you also get attached easily. You can only hope this friendship will last. He’s been the best friend you’ve ever had in the course of a week.

Jaeseok (6:40pm): are you doing anything to celebrate?! this is seriously great stuff You (6:41pm): unfortunately u are the only friend i have…what am i gonna do if u can’t hang bc u’re working Jaeseok (6:41pm): first of all…unfortunately?? i’m so offended right now Jaeseok (6:42pm): and second of all, u don’t need to do anything crazy. just go…get your favorite meal or something. u deserve it You (6:43pm): are u working? Jaeseok (6:44pm): nope. dogsitting for my shithead friend You (6:44pm): come with me

When it takes a few minutes for him to respond, your brain whirls. You shouldn’t have done that. He’s probably only being friendly because he feels obligated. You’re the one who broke down in the alleyway, and the longer you think about it, the longer you wish you could erase that. What he saw was probably the worst version of you. Great.

You (6:50pm): sorry if that was weird…i don’t know why i would say something like that Jaeseok (7:34pm): holy shit i’m so sorry! this dog is driving me up a wall and i didn’t see you texted. it’s definitely not weird to ask and i really really wish i could come celebrate with you but i’ll have to raincheck ):

You don’t even have the courage to text him back. Instead, you turn off your phone and toss it to the side. None of this should really upset you—he’s extremely busy. Seeing him that night must have been a major fluke, and you’d rather talk to him via text when he had time versus not at all.

At about 9pm, you get an Instagram update notification that Chenle posted. You click on it absentmindedly, pausing at the photo. It’s Chenle, Jaemin, and Daegal. Jaemin cradles Daegal to his chest and pouts at Chenle.

The caption reads, “I’m gone for three hours, and now Jaemin doesn’t want to give her back…”

For some reason, it makes you stop and think. You like the post, close the Instagram app, and open your messages with Jaeseok.

You (9:12pm): how’s dogsitting? Jaeseok (9:15pm): ahhh my friend came to get her a little bit ago…i need to get a pet

That’s one hell of a coincidence. You slide to the Instagram app once more, noting Jaemin’s blue hair. With your heart sinking in your chest, you shake your head. There’s no way.

No. Way.

Plus, Jaeseok wouldn’t lie to you like that. Not about something like this.

You (9:21pm): maybe try cats…if dogs are too much work for u Jaeseok (9:22pm): plus we all know cats are superior You (9:23pm): i’m gonna go to sleep…we’ll celebrate soon? i start work monday Jaeseok (9:24pm): as soon as i can! promise (:

The start of Monday is absolutely hectic. You get your own office up on the third floor. It’s everything you ever could’ve wanted, and you feel as if Jaeseok really is your good luck charm. Not only is this better than your dream job you lost, but it also pays nearly double what you were making.

It’s only when you’ve settled in that you realize your job is hyper-specific. Yes, you work in marketing, but more specifically, you do NCT Dream’s marketing. You almost choked on your water when you saw that on your paperwork.

And unbeknownst to you, you’d receive a visit from the group later in the day. You’re going through the paperwork the previously employed person left for you when a knock sounds at your door.

Your head shoots up and you allow whoever it is to come in. Mark walks in first, a smile on his face. You try to stop your jaw from dropping, but it gives way slightly anyway.

The other boys—the other six—tumble in the door afterward.

“We like to welcome new staff members,” Mark says, holding out an envelope. “It’s nothing crazy, just a card. But I hope we’ll all work well together.”

You grin, surprised your vocal chords work. “Thank you so much. I’m very excited for the opportunity, and I’m sure I can help you guys achieve great things.”

Your eyes scan over the boys, heart stuttering when you see Jaemin. His dark roots are starting to show through the bright blue, but you’re sure the hair stylists will fix it.

They all introduce themselves to you, even though you’re positive they’re all aware you know who they are, and you follow suit after. Again, you find your gaze wandering to Jaemin. He’s staring right back at you.

They leave shortly after their introductions, leaving you alone in your office to ponder on how to wake yourself up. This has to be a dream, but no matter how hard you pinch yourself, it’s not working.

With coincidences adding up, you decide to test your insane theory about Jaeseok being freaking Na Jaemin.

You (12:23pm): guess what

As you suspect, it takes him quite a while to respond.

Jaeseok (1:35pm): hmmm what You (1:38pm): i met nct dream. like for realllll. but also idk if i’m supposed to tell you that? but you’re my only friend so ig do with that what you will Jaeseok (1:39pm): are we close enough for you to tell me your bias now? i’ve been so curious

You grin. Let the games begin.

You (1:39pm): guess Jaeseok (1:40pm): Jisung You (1:40pm): love jisung, but he is so baby Jaeseok (1:41pm): alright then…no baby men. okay what about Mark? You (1:42pm): you’re distracting me from work with your incorrect answers dude Jaeseok (1:42pm): you always distract me from work. call it payback. andddd can you just tell me who it is??? i’ll just go down the list in age order smh You (1:43pm): ooooh you’re a dream stan too if you know age order. okay okay my bias is Chenle!! i want to be daegal’s mom Jaeseok (1:45pm): chenle?! why him????? why daegal’s mom??????? You (1:45pm): the man has the voice of an angel and a jawline for days. why wouldn’t i want to be daegal’s mom Jaeseok (1:46pm): that’s so foul that you only like him for his face You (1:47pm): and to think i was gonna tell you my second fave too… Jaeseok (1:48pm): tell me immediately You (1:49pm): i’ll just tell you the list in order Jaeseok (1:49pm): i’m waiting You (1:50pm): Chenle, Haechan, Renjun, Mark, Jeno, Jisung, Jaemin Jaeseok (1:51pm): ok now wait a minute because you said no babies but jisung is higher than jaemin??????? make it make sense

Even though he’s all but confirming your suspicion of who he is, you can’t help but laugh. What are the odds? Na Jaemin finds you crying on the street and comforts you? You thought you’d be a bit more upset about this, but in reality, you get it. He was nice enough to want to check in on you, regardless of his fame status and busy schedule.

Either way, you let him stew for a little bit. You actually do have some work to do planning for Dream’s upcoming comeback, so you put your phone away for a while. At the end of your first day, you gather up your things and send a text back.

You (5:46pm): Jaemin is the ultimate baby…that’s not a bad thing!! Jaeseok (5:47pm): but CHENLE is ALSO baby You (5:47pm): he’s a meanie and that’s how i like my men Jaeseok (5:48pm): the longer we talk the more i am convinced u need therapy… You (5:49pm): i’ll have you know i tried that and it didn’t work Jaeseok (5:50pm): jaemin is not more baby than chenle and jisung You (5:50pm): prove it

You grin to yourself as you walk out of your office. Waiting by the elevator, you press the button and scroll through Instagram on your phone. You find the picture Chenle posted from last night and linger on it for a few moments. Could you call him out? That’d be too much, wouldn’t it? He’d probably stop talking to you. At this point, you were happy to say he’s a friend, whether he’s really Jaeseok or if he’s Jaemin.

When the doors slide open, you walk in with a smile on your face until you’re confronted with Chenle, Jisung, and Jaemin. You blink in shock, obviously still not used to being in their presence. Bowing your head, you smile at them before turning toward the front. Nerves poke along your spine the longer you’re in there with them. They’re all incredibly nice, so the intimidation factor must be in your head.

You decide to test your theory a little further. You pull out your phone.

You (5:57pm): i see u cannot. i’m always right, u should know that if we’re friends

Mere seconds after you hit send, you hear something buzz behind you. You bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from smiling.

You (5:57pm): hope work isn’t killing u. that would suck to lose my only friend like that

It buzzes. Again.

“(Y/N),” Chenle says.

You clear your throat and glance over your shoulder at him. “Yes?”

“We’re about to go grab dinner. Our manager’s waiting outside if you want to come along with us?”

You look down at your watch, pursing your lips. It’s almost 6pm. You’re not sure if you’re supposed to hang out with them, but when he’s offering so nicely, how could you say no? You exchange looks with Jaemin and Jisung as well before nodding.

“Sure, why not?”

Everything you see about their friendships in videos is true. They have the same personalities on and off camera, which is pretty rare for people in the spotlight.

You didn’t decide the seating arrangement, but you ended up next to Chenle and across from Jisung. Chenle tells you a story about Daegal from the other day, Jisung listens to it even though he’s probably already heard it before, and Jaemin quietly eats his food.

“You know, you elbowed Jaemin in the face in the Broken Melodies performance video,” you tell Chenle.

“His face bumped into my elbow. He shouldn’t have been so close,” Chenle replies, sending a sly grin over at Jaemin. “He’s alright.”

“I can’t believe they left that in there.” Jaemin chuckles, running his fingers through his hair.

You pull out your phone, almost gasping when you see the time. “It’s almost nine.”

“Yeah, we don’t really get a ton of evenings to ourselves,” Jisung says. “I’m honestly surprised we got out as early as we did today.”

You feel bad for them, truly. They barely get a free moment, and here they are, bringing you along for it. By the time 9:30 comes around, the boys prepare to leave. As much as you vehemently say no, Jaemin pays for everyone’s food. You all climb into the van, and the manager drives everyone home. Jisung is the first to be dropped off, then Chenle, and then you.

You sit in the car alone with Na Jaemin, awkwardly avoiding conversation with him. He glances at you occasionally, but he’s too respectful to stare.

“You live by yourself?” he asks, shattering the silence between the two of you.

Thankfully, the darkness obscures your blush. “Yeah, I do.”

“And you usually walk?” Jaemin’s dark eyebrows furrow, his head slightly tilting to the side. “That doesn’t seem safe.”

“I’ve been doing it for years. Really, it’s fine.”

The car stops outside of your apartment building. You go to open the door, but Jaemin reaches out and grabs your wrist. Recoiling in shock, you look between his hand and his face.

“Sorry,” he says, letting you go. “But…I live down the street. You should let me at least walk you home when I can.”

“I appreciate the thought, but I really don’t need that. And the last thing you need is for someone to take it the wrong way.” You reach out for the door handle again. “Thank you for dinner. That was really kind of you.”

He pauses, letting out a small sigh. “Just…don’t worry about my end of things. You shouldn’t be walking home alone. Especially now that you work with us.”

“I’ll consider it. Goodnight, Jaemin.”

“Goodnight.”

As soon as you’re inside your apartment, your phone buzzes in your pocket. You pull it out, a smile forming on your face on its own accord when you see who the notification is from.

Jaeseok (9:58pm): luckily for you, your only friend is still alive. You (9:59pm): ah yes, so lucky Jaeseok (9:59pm): also i don’t need to prove jaemin isn’t a baby, you’ll see eventually. they all do You (10:00pm): who is they? Jaeseok (10:00pm): everyone Jaeseok (10:01pm): but that’s besides the point. i hope you’re enjoying your new job You (10:02pm): loving it. especially considering I spent the whole evening talking to Chenle about Daegal Jaeseok (10:03pm): just chenle? You (10:04pm): wouldn’t u like to know Jaeseok (10:04pm): don’t ditch me for chenle. i will be very upset You (10:05pm): idk…chenle hangs out with me at least…

He should really just tell you. At this point, you have an NDA signed, so it’s not like there’s much you could say to anyone anyway. After hearing the way he talked to you in the car, you’re certain Jaeseok and Jaemin are the same person. Without a doubt.

Now, you just have to come up with a way to get him to admit it. Or you could call him out on it, but that’s nowhere near as fun.

That night, you toss and turn, unable to fall asleep. It seems like you’re not the only one—your phone buzzes against your nightstand.

Jaeseok (12:03am): there’s something i need to tell you.

So much for sleeping tonight…

You (12:05am): it better be good, cuz i’m trying to sleep Jaeseok (12:05am): depends on your definition of good i guess. i think this would be easier in person. can i come see you? You (12:05am): when? Jaeseok (12:06am): right now

Nerves blossom in your stomach at the thought. You stare at the conversation a bit longer than you should before shooting out of bed and trying to make yourself look presentable. Your phone buzzes again.

Jaeseok (12:10am): i really need to see you

You can’t say no to that. Your palms sweat at the idea of him coming to your apartment. At the end of the day, you’re fairly certain Jaeseok is Jaemin. But even if he’s not, knowing you have someone who craves to see you in person is a new sensation for you. It doesn’t matter who he is. He’s your friend.

You text him your exact address.

Jaeseok (12:12am): be there in ten

#jaemin #na jaemin #nct #nct dream #nct dream smut #nct imagines #nct jaemin #nct smut #nct fluff #jaemin fluff #jaemin smut #nct scenarios

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Ah shit, here we go again!

HAZBIN HOTEL EP 5-6 SPOILERS WARNING‼️

Ok i literally was waiting so much to see Lucifer n Lilith being a really happy and cute maried couple and now yall telling me that THEY DIVORCED??????? IM LITERALLY CRYIN WHAHT??? 😭

and OMG LUCIFER. HES SUCH A BABY, SWEETIE, SCRUNKY, CUTIE PATOOTIE!!! HES SO SILLY, I WISH I HAD DAD LIKE HIM. JUST LOOK AT HIM OH MAI GAHD

And his voice is really cool too! Not really what i expected him to sound like but still good! N the way he speaks is really funny too:

"Oh the applause! Oh please, thank u, thank u.. oh gOD WHO AM I KIDDING, THIS SUCKS!!"

"Daughter callin-- Da-DAU-DAUGHTER CALLING??? OH---"

"TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!"

"Oh my golly!! You like girls!! SO DO I, WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!!"

Hes ABSOLUTELY my 2nd fave character after Vox. Hes such a sweetheart i cant---

Also can we talk about how Alastor said "Fuck you" to a KING OF HELL? LIKE I KNOW THAT THIS KING IS NOT REALLY KINGING BUT STILL I WOULDNT HAVE BALLS TO SAY THAT TO LUCIFER HIMSELF.

Also the fact that Alastor was immediatly so pissed when Luci just steped into hotel is really strange. Maybe something happened between them that we dont know so far? Cuz purposely making Luci mad literally 5 secs after u met each other is really weird.

AND OMG THIS SONG IS TOTALLY NEW FAVOURITE BY NOW, THEY LITERALLY DID AN ELECTRO SWING SONG LIKE HELL YEAH!!! N THE FACT THAT LUCI OUT OF NOWHERE STARTS PLAING VIOLIN AGGRESSIVELY AND THEN SHUTS ALASTOR UP WITH AN ACCORDION IN THIS IS THE BEST TGING EVER.

i dont know how i think bout Mimzy rn. All i gotta say is she have a really cool singing voice!

And this shot is really adorable

Ok we actually now know from Husk that someone actually having Alastors soul! Just think about it: someone have AN OVERLORDS SOUL. Not ex-overlord like Husk, AN ACTUAL OVERLORD. Is this even possible??

This last song made me cry (again). I feel so bad for Luci, he was abandoned by heaven n he just doesnt want the same fate for his beautiful daughter, cuz she is the only thing he live for (i want him to be my dad so much omg..)

Also when Lilith took little Charlie away from Luci, it was sad, but it actually made me think, what if Lilith will be an antogonist? What if she will be the bad person? Maybe the main vilian even. I think if that will actually happen everyone will go CRAZY. But thats just my lil thought.

Ok, 6th ep! I actually didnt expect that we will see heaven so soon!

Ok but sir Pentious is GOT CRUSH ON CHERRI BOMB??? WHA??? THAT WAS SOMETHING I REALLY DIDNT EXPECT

Also i expected heaven to be much more strict place with many rules, where noone is alowed to swear. But turned out that its actually just a hell with better people and more rules, thats all. And its actually really strange that u can swear in heaven. Im not talking about Adam n Lute, cuz theyre exterminators and clearly just awhul ppl, this guy infront of heavens gates actually said fuck. Maybe im just wrong, but isnt swearing unacceptable in christianity?..

Also HELL YEAH we nailed it! We were right about Vaggie being a fallen angel. But the reason why she fell.... She was an exterminator and literally just didnt kill one child (which is really shows us that she have a kind heart) BUT SHE WAS EXPELED FOR IT IN SUCH HORRIBLE WAY.

I JUST DONT HAVE ENOUGH RAGE TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. I REALLY HOPE WHEN HEAVEN DECIDES TO REDEEM PPL FROM HELL, THEY BOTH WILL GO TO FUCKING HELL FOR ALL THOSE VILENCE THEY BROUGHT TO WORLD, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Also Cherri Bomb is being kinda toxic friend to Angel n i dont like that.

ALSO ANGEL STOOD UP AGAINST VAL!! HELL YEAH, SLAY SPIDERBOI!!! IM LITERALLY NOT SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM WHEN HE WILL GO BACK TO HIS JOB!! IM NOT SCARED AT ALL!!!!

Ok this last song WAS SO EPIC!! ESPECIALLY WHEN CHARLIE N EMILY DID UNO REVERSE ON ADAMS SONG FROM EP 1!!

AND THAT PART WHEN ADAM REVEALED THAT VAGGIE IS AN ANGEL WAS SO EPIC TOO I LITERALLY GOT CHILS

and Charlies reaction to that was actually really heartbreaking

And everything ended up with Adam winning. I really hope that justice will overtake in this whole situation and Charlies plan will work. And im really interested to see Charlie n Vaggies relationships after that reveal. I honestly think that Charlie will forgive her, but its still really interesting.

Wow, it took me long enough to make this post.. I really like direction this show goes, n i can not wait for the next 2 eps!!

My thoughts/review on eps 1-2

My thoughts/review on eps 3-4

My thoughts/review on eps 7-8

#those reviews on hh is kinda a tradition on my blog now. isnt it lmao?#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin angel dust #lucifer morningstar #spoilers warning #my post

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21stcenturyschizoidfag · 7 months

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OK SO. HERE IS.. avery 21stcenturyschizoidfags very silly impromptu mewtuals hunger games simulator thingulator post. this thing was fucking long i didnt realise maybe i'm just crazy and beautiful. will post the next bit after

AS A REMINDER HERE IS THE ROSTER.. i didnt really have any specific metric for who i added i just added who i thought would find this funny to be totally honest. and the caroline polacheks mole v azealia banks spoon thing is a reference to this i just find it really funny because i dont personally like caroline polacheks music also i ahve a facial mole like hers too. OK LETS BEGIN. BTW click on the images to see them better :)

da bloodbath

shaan being so scary like halloween time... ANA FUCKING DOWN LIKE STRAIGHT AWAY due to famed non-binary lesbian ally nicolas cage dracula in the movie renfield 2023... papa pavel and baby emilio working together ahh so cutes.. ram said im NOT starving in here. dee plans to FIGHT. everyone else gets the hell out of there

I FUCKING STRANGLED ISA TO DEATH ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ann doing everyone a favor and scaring that mole out of here.. aviv and cassis working together awww so friendlys. Someone gave proxy bombs which is very scary dont trust him with those his icon is the joker for a reason

day one and fallen tributes

dee and pavel each get stuff from one of numerous stans worldwide. mia sneaks up on mr. flow3 while hes busy writing dracula flow 4.. mr cage dracula and my friend olive feeling adventurous. mariam gets craftyyy and ellie wellie is homesick for equestria.. scott is a feminist as expected and scare-ah lives to see another day

cassis doing some tom and jerry stuff to accy OKAYY.. carolines mole uses its connections to caroline polachek proper (its attached to her face -_-) to get UNFAIR support from a stan. Nobody is surprised. BIGENDER TEAMUP from me and shaan.. I dont know how xe can bear to be around me after i STRANGLED ISA. TO DEATH. The oomfs are going hunting.. and then proxy takes my son hunting. I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO MY SON. & we mourn the loss of two souls. gone too soon.. gone too soon

night one

this broke my heart the fact that emilio is having trouble sleeping like EMILIOOO ): I LOVE YOU.. max doing everyone a favor by killing carolines mole BUT with the INCREDIBLY tragic loss of ELLIEEE.. mia and proxy chilling.. vi being an incredible chef and resourceful at that. is anyone surprised (smiles beautifully). the INSANE triple combo death of two incredible gay men and a beautiful and insane bigender. TRAGIC TRAGIC SHIT? Pavel spares the life of mr. flow3. Cassis has a little nap in a tree.. mariam having a mariam moment and ram REFUSING to allow it. mariam LIVES. ann like vi is very skilled in the kitchen and everyone claps and smiles. Me and that FUCKING spoon seem to have hit it off

day two and fallen tributes

emilio, accy & cassis are feeling adventurous asf.. me + olive + ram + sarah decide its time for food innit. AVIV PAVEL DEE AND MIA DIE. JUST LIKE THAT? THEY JUST DIE. THEY JSUT DIED? LIKE THAT. THEYRE DEAD NOW. LIKE BYE EVERYONE THEYRE JUST DEAD? i will mourn them. mariam and max are IN. THE TRENCHES. watch out please.. proxy and mr. flow3 are getting their battle tactics in

Rest in peace to these fucking legends. We lost so many in ONE FUCKING ROUND. so many incredible individuals just gone like that. Greyed out pavel kitten and slay sister callie is making me scream laughing. Scoot and paddington greyed out is like who are these two little scamps. Good lord. GOOD LORD.

night two

Ram is sick what the hell when did that happen. IM IN TEARS OVER MARIAM BEGGING ANOTHER PERSON TO KILL HER. LIKE GIRL I KNOW ITS THE HUNGER GAMES BUT IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW CAN YOU STOP? & LIKE ASKING MY SON TOO?? trenches. cassis sabotages THE SAD FROWNER scare-ah (maybe its for the best..) A spoon climbs a tree. i would love to see that. mr flow3 and ann also climb trees.. Olive is so focking cold. Dogboy bonding.. theyre giving proxy more fucking explosives i swear to g-d. OK accy looking at the night sky did make me a bit emotional because like he IS an alien.. is he homesick too? im so sorry. they took your ufo away from you to put you in these sick and twisted games..

TO BE CONTINUED..

#averyposting #sillies

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hiii!!! idk if you plan on doing alphabets for the anderson sisters, but if you do then i'd like to request a yan alphabet for Ellie!!! love her to bits!! thank youu

♡ Ellie's Yandere Alphabet ♡

♡ Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? ♡

♡ Ellie's primary love language is biting and in general claiming her territory. Keeping you pent up in her apartment is a form of affection to her so she's constantly showing her affection. That plus the amount of times she pinches you when you show any sign of not being happy in her apartment. She clearly hasn't marked you enough so she'll make up for it by pinching you too since the biting hasn't helped. She's just trying her best to make you satisfied with your conditions. ♡

♡ Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling? ♡

♡ While Elouise has killed in the past, she is the least successful murderer of the family so she would prefer to stay away from it. People might die around you though if her mood is really low since Sophie does surveil her older sister so if Sophie sees you might be interacting with a person who is a threat to the relationship, Sophie will take action secretly. ♡

♡ Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them? ♡

♡ She's not intentionally cruel, she's more likely to accidentally mock you. Tell you about what happened while she was outside that day then telling you how lucky you are that you no longer have to deal with the harsh world outside. How lucky is it that you had all your freedom stolen. How lucky you are that the only people you can interact with besides her are preselected friends and family, plus her crazy sisters too. ♡

♡ Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will? ♡

♡ The forced biting and controlling your internet access. You can have some internet because she does have to work often and she doesn't want you getting bored but she'll monitor what you're doing with it and making sure you don't start bonding with your online friends too much. She doesn't care if you tell people she kidnapped you since there's nothing they can do about it but she will take away your online chats if you do that so if you don't want to be bored then I don't suggest it. ♡

♡ Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling? ♡

♡ Not very exposed, if she hides how much of a loser she is from you then you hopefully won't notice. She won't let you see her insecurity, she'll just bite you instead. There's nothing to be insecure about if she's biting you so she never needs to bare her heart to you or bother with any of that. She needs to be stronger than her sisters so you can be vulnerable. ♡

♡ Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back? ♡

♡ So much biting until the fight has finally ended. All couples fight, she just needs to remind you how much she loves you and how much she's willing to do to keep you. If it's really bad then she might allow you to invite a friend over but only if that friend behaves otherwise that friend will disappear, so you won't fight in front of the friend cause you're worried for them. ♡

♡ Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape? ♡

♡ Not at all, it's a failure on her part for not making you understand how much she adores you and she'll resolve to make up for it. She hates seeing you struggle because it hurts her inferiority complex and makes her feel not good enough. ♡

♡ Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them? ♡

♡ I imagine it's the kidnapping itself that is the worst experience because she isn't skilled at it and if you know her it seems like your close friend is about to kill you with how much suchs chasing you or it seems like a stranger is chasing you and either way that's scary as shit. ♡

♡ Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling? ♡

♡ She wants you to simply be comfortable being a shut-in in her apartment with her. There's not anything special she needs from you other for you to acknowledge her claim over you and to relax inside, after that she'll be pretty happy and if it's been awhile she might start to slowly let her sisters be around you if her mood is good. ♡

♡ Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope? ♡

♡ Biting for the most part. Biting you ought to keep everyone away, plus restricting your ability to use chat and keeping you in her apartment tames most of the jealousy so she's definitely better at not lashing out fully since she can find solutions for it. ♡

♡ Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling? ♡

♡ She's always watching you to make sure you're satisfied with everything she's brought you. She'll try not to make it obvious that she's worrying if you're satisfied, as long as she doesn't make it seem like there's a problem somewhere then hopefully you also won't notice a problem. She just tries her best to seem calm, though most of the time you can see through it. ♡

♡ Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling? ♡

♡ During the period where she's waiting to kidnap you, she'll try to invite you over just to see if she can get you to comment on the place so she can know what things she should improve before she gets you here full time. She won't invite you anywhere outside since you'll need to get used to her lifestyle soon anyways. ♡

♡ Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else? ♡

♡ No, everyone knows she stays inside all day and her coworkers know she can have a bit of an inferiority complex though they would never say it to her face. They don't know she's killed before or that she kidnapped the girlfriend she talks about loving so much but they do know she's a bit off. ♡

♡ Naughty: How would they punish their darling? ♡

♡ Stripping you of your privilege of going outside with her, losing your internet chat, maybe even taking away your internet entire until you stop trying to find a way to use it to escape her. Otherwise she tries to make the apartment feel homely to you so she'd rather not make you feel bored inside all day. ♡

♡ Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling? ♡

♡ Your rights are relatively intact in comparison to what a standard yandere would do. You get internet access which is something most would not give their captive so you should feel pretty lucky to be with her. You aren't even stuck in a single room all day, you get free roam of the apartment except for the times her office door is locked. ♡

♡ Patience: How patient are they with their darling? ♡

♡ She's not the most patient if you challenge her claim but seeing as how the most she does about it is pinch and bite you, she's much better than most so her patience is kind of high. She doesn't even expect you to come hug her, you just need to not back away when she comes to hug you.

♡ Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on? ♡

♡ I could potentially see her moving on though in all likelihood she would never bond as strongly and likely wouldn't date again but in general life her sisters would be there to pull her out of it and continue to look for you and she'd be kind of okay again at some point. ♡

♡ Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?\

♡ Not at all, it was the only way she could have you because she knows she's not a very competent yandere so for a shut in like her, it would be too difficult to try to woo you. She does regret not being better at wooing but ultimately she does think kidnapping was the right choice. ♡

♡ Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)? ♡

♡ It was her childhood, she owned nothing for herself in her childhood so she views you as the one comfort that has ever been solely hers. She'll do anything to keep you as her one special thing, she does love you but her desire to kidnap you comes mostly from an intense fear of you being snatched up. ♡

♡ Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves? ♡

♡ She hates it so much, especially if you're isolating yourself because then she feels like biting won't help, she'd be much more likely to give into a few demands though nothing too drastic if you're isolating yourself. If you're just screaming and crying then she sees it as a bid for attention which she will gladly give you, but if you're silently acting out then she doesn't know what to do. ♡

♡ Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere? ♡

♡ She's a bit less murdery than the typical yandere seeing as she never usually has to get the blood on her hands when everyone in her life is willing to do it for her. She's also a bit less clingy when she has you in her place and is much more willing to allow you to have contact with the outside world, perhaps even letting you go outside as long as she is with you. ♡

♡ Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape? ♡

♡ Your best bet is convincing her to visit her sisters in which she usually leaves you behind because she doesn't want you to like them more than her, and trying to leave during that time since visits are so rare they always have a lot to catch up on. This would get all the sisters out of the way so that they won't see you running around town and report you to her either. Still you'd have to get the security code to the apartment and you'd have to run out of town so fast cause she'd get the phone notification the moment you've left. ♡

♡ Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling? ♡

♡ Nothing too brutal, just biting you all over and pinching you to get your attention back on her. If she gets really mad she'll either storm into the office in her apartment and lock herself in there to work, crying later when she realizes she must have made you think she didn't love you which she promises isn't true. The worst I can see her doing it biting too hard and causing it to leave a scar which she probably wouldn't mind. ♡

♡ Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over? ♡

♡ This depends on how much you're willing to exploit her. She worships the ground her darling walks on, they're her safe space, her oasis, but she's a bit dumb and won't know what you want for courting unless you directly tell her. Aside from Sophie, she makes the most in the family so she has quite a few resources at her disposal, and three incredibly smart sisters who know how to get things so she would ask them for help if it was something you wanted, though she still won't bring you around them very much. ♡

♡ Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap? ♡

♡ It all depends on the actions of others and you. If you're a shut in so the majority of the time when you step outside you're mostly seeing her, she might give you half a year before she asks you out then it's an instant kidnap. If you hang out with tons of people who aren't her, or god forbid you're hanging out with her sisters, you'll be snatched as soon as she decides she loves you. ♡

♡ Zenith: Would they ever break their darling? ♡

♡ No, mostly because her sisters are also yanderes meaning she has extra help in figuring out the perfect balance when it comes to taming your darling but not harming them. While she doesn't like going to her sisters, if you really seemed at the point of breaking then she'd probably go to Darla, her softest sister, for help. ♡

#yandere oc #yandere lesbian #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere asks #my oc ellie

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Could you do a giacomo x reader fluff?

Masc or fem! I don't really mind lol

Giacomo x Fem! Reader - Rock my World

Masterlist

Tw: Language

Exactly a year and a half ago. That’s how long this has been going on.

I, (Y/n) (L/n), the biggest supporter of Team Star, have been telling punks to get lost and stop being bullied for a year and a half.

No, it wasn’t always like this, I was the girl that wasn’t popular, but wasn’t shy and outcasted. I was kinda…there. Not the main character, hell not even a side character. Just kinda in the background of my own story, sadly enough.

No party invites, no crazy drama, no friends, no fun, no good grades, nothing interesting.

Until exactly a year and a half ago.

Team Star changed my life for the better, if I’m being completely honest.

Especially Giacomo, my best friend. I truly wish he were more than that, but he means too much to me, I can’t risk asking him out for the fear of loosing him forever.

Especially now, of all times.

Supporting Team Star from the sidelines certainly earns you a reputation at (Naranja/Uva) Academy. Seems like everyone sporting the damn (orange/purple) uniform has a thing against you the moment you stand up for the ones who were the victims. They certainly don’t see it like that though. They don’t know the truth.

Especially Nemona. Apparently Team Star’s been a pain in her perfect student council’s ass, and they’ve been running around like chickens with their damn heads cut off about their attendance records

So yeah, that’s when my ass gets dragged into things.

“(L/n), (L/n), (L/n)….WHAT ARE YOU UP TO WITH THE NEFARIOUS TEAM STAR!” Nemona said, attempting to act like a tv cop in an interrogation scenario.

“One. What the hell was that” (Y/n) said with a deadpanned expression,”Two, why is it any of your damn business. I’m not in Team Star, or does it look like I’d still be attending class, genius?”

“Language.” Director Clavell warned, standing behind Nemona as the scene unfolded before him.

(Y/n) just rolled her eyes,”You both clearly don’t know anything about Team Star then.”

“WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!” Nemona said, slamming her hands down on Director Clavell’s desk.

“I’m not answering you. You’re not above me. The student council is a damn club, you’re not an adult, you don’t need to act like one.” (Y/n) said, standing up,”I’m not staying for shit like this. Ever since Team Star went off of campus, this school ‘s gone to shit.”

(Y/n) walked out, but not before Director Clavell chimed in,”Sit back down. This is a serious situation!”

“Then act like it’s a serious situation, and don’t get your damn lap dog to do it for you Director.”

With that statement, the door to the office was slammed shut.

———

“She’s an asshole Nemona, don’t listen to her!” Florian said, sitting beside his girlfriend who was letting the tear fall from her eyes.

“I’m not a stupid lap dog….”

“Yeah obviously! You’re Champion Ranked! I think that’s gotta count for something.”

“You’re right!” Nemona said, standing up,”I’m gonna show her! I’m gonna go to Team Star’s bases and try to find her and give her and that dirty language a piece of my mind!”

“Wait, I’m coming with” Florian said, walking beside her,”I’m not letting her or anyone else run you over.”

“Thank you Florian”

“You’re welcome Nemona.”

———

“THE HELL?!!?” Mela said, crossing her arms and scowling as (Y/n) explained to her and Giacomo the situation that occurred at the Director’s Office.

“Yeah I know, right?” (Y/n) agreed,”Thinking she could talk to me any kinda way. She’s not in the position to say jack shit to me.”

“God” Giacomo said,”She still sounds like a real piece of work.”

“She is” (Y/n) replied, resting her head on Giacomo’s shoulder. That was something they always did, as just, “best friends”.

Mela and Giacomo shared a secret knowing look, watching as the blush on his cheeks rose.

“I know this is a, awkward time, but I wanna ask you on a da-“ Giacomo said, almost finishing before being interrupted.

“CHALLENGER ALERT! NEMONA OF THE (NARANJA/UVA) ACADEMY’S STUDENT COUNCIL. CHAMPION RANK ALONSIDE FLORIAN OF (NARANJA/UVA) ACADEMY! THAT SOUNDS DUMB AS HELL, BUT THEY MADE ME ‘ANNOUNCE THEIR TITLES’ OR SOMETHING! GET ‘EM MELA!!”

“SHIT!” All three of them said in unison, standing on their feet.

“We gotta go, LIKE NOW!” Mela said, bolting off to her Fire Type Revavroom.

(Y/n) and Giacomo both shared a look before taking off after Mela, hopping on the Revavroom as well.

———

“Now let’s fight this Team Star boss and get info on (Y/n)” Nemona said after defeating 30 grunt pokémon.

“Yeah…..or she’s right there. I knew it.” Florian said, looking up to Mela’a Revavroom.

“LISTEN UP PUNK!” Mela said, pointing at Nemona,”YEAH YOU. I AIN’T LETTING YOU TAKE MY BOSS BADGE, ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER THE SHIT YOU PULLED WITH (N/n) TODAY.”

(Y/n), who was sitting down on Revavroom’s edge of the top platform, was looking over at Giacomo.

Giacomo, for the first time in his seemingly calm demeanor, was pissed.

He stood up, looking Florian dead in the eye.

“You.” He said,”You think you’re all big and bad because you got your girlfriend down here to fight her battle. Her Battle. Not yours. Piss off.”

“Yeah aren’t you doing the same thing?” Florian retorted, putting his hands on his hips.

Giacomo’s cheeks flushed, looking away,”U-Uh no. We’re not a…not a thing.”

“Poor you then” Florian sarcastically said.

“MY GOD EVERYONE SHUT UP.” Mela said,”FIGHT ME FOR THE DAMN BADGE OR NOT?! IF YA CAME HERE TO HAVE A CAT FIGHT WITH (Y/n), JUST DO IT.”

Silence ensued, causing Mela to roll her eyes.

“My god.” Mela said,”Get over it. Nemona, your not a director stop acting like one. Florida, or whatever the hell your name is, stop encouraging this shit.”

Nemona and Florian looked down to the ground, ashamed.

“Giacomo, stop being a puss and ask her out already. (Y/n), stop getting involved with Team Star. I know you’re always here for us, but bullies will always be bullies, and you are NOT getting involved in that. I’m making sure of it.”

(Y/n) looked up at Mela, and then to Giacomo.

“So I was saying..uh…earlier before we were interrupted” Giacomo started, looking to the side awkwardly,”I wanna ask you out on a date. Not like another best friends date. A date date.

“I’d love to Como” (Y/n) said, standing up beside him.

“Awww!” Nemona said,”But get back to school! Director Clavell is having a heart attack with these attendance rates!”

“Screw off” Mela said, scowling.

Florian and Nemona shared a look of defeat before leaving the base, the grunts cheering as they left.

“Well” Mela said,”Get out. I ain’t one to see you two making out in my base. Go on to his”

The two shared a look, and ran off as well, traveling to the other side of Paldea to the Dark Type Team Star Base happily, together.

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gramarye · 3 months

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ok after writing this i dont think you should read this i watched a really good play tonight and came home feeling Things then dana dm'd me about yugioh divorce and i. well heres the post

the people talking about yugioh divorce on tumblr dont even know...... everyone focusing on DM. they dont even know about gx showing the extent of emotional divorce that two 17 year olds can have

they dont even know. about whatever the hell this was about. i literally dont know why they went that crazy with it. im saying theres yugioh divorce and its out there... kaiba this yami yugi that. well WHAT were they cooking in gx s4. actually its longer than that because season 3 is also a little bit building up to This Shit. its all there.. the Cracks In The Fine China Of Friendship..

they dont even know.. the real card game Divorce Energy.

it was crazy they were putting something in the water in duel academia. like the divorce jumped out . the long ass resentment in trying to be so understanding of your friend who is lying to you and you Know It but you care about them so you go through what is almost literal hell for them and still support them after because you know it wasn't in the end their fault but circumstances and it was extremely traumatizing for them. so you try to be understanding and not cross any boundaries and go too far but still try to get them out there to socialize and be around people to some extent. Then After All That you only get ignored and treated like nothing..

and then da love that is still there underneath......and the caring.. and the bonds of friendship showing u what is the most important and that u may have been a bit of an Ass to the people who love you and who you love because u were going through it yourself and that depression and trauma can truly turn u into a different person and u still gotta own up for how u treat people during your worst ti----- hold on this post was about divorce. umm well anyway. i really like yugioh gx 161-162 its very special to me not only because its #DIVORCE but also because judais s4 story literally could not have progressed any other way bc there was no way he couldve spent time with sho and manjoume which all happen after this-- if it was not for asuka dragging his ass off that damn cliff where he was fishing and getting him to Think about things and facing his friends and also having some insane emotional friendship breakup and repair only teenage lesbians have. real true and honest.thanks for coming.

#literally dont read this im talking about yugioh.#i went off rails first its screenshots then i got crazy im sorry.#tess talks

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shadow-coolness · 4 months

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The Bull Is Dead

Bull: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Rico: POW! You are dead!

Bull reading his script: I am dead!

Rico: *Chuckling but then sees Colt approaching* Aw shit * tosses away his weapon*

Colt: Oh! The Bull is dead!

Bull: Yes (Diner). I am dead!

Colt: Why is the Bull dead?!

Rico: I dunno.

Bull: I think it was-

Colt & Rico: Shhh, you are dead!

Bull: Ok.

*Bull repeatedly clips into the ground*

(Brock enters scene exiting van)

Brock: What's up, you brawl stars?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Colt & Rico: The Bull is dead!

Brock: The Bull is dead!?

Colt: Correct!

Brock: :D

Colt: So, did you see the murderer?

Brock and Rico: Nah, sorry mate.

Colt: *Slams hand on desk* I will find them, I will capture them, and no one will ever die again!

(Brock and Rico applause)

Brock: Ah, well that's nice.

Rico: I am damn proud right now.

*they clap faster before Ruff appears*

Ruff: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(Ruff rushes to dead Bull)

Ruff: The Bull is dead!

Colt: We know!

Ruff: Who killed him?!

Colt: We don’t know!

Ruff: I will find clues!

(Ruff sniffs the ground and finds something)

Ruff: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the Bull is dead!

Colt,Brock and Rico: The Bull is dead?!

Ruff: Yes *slams paws on desk* he died!

Colt,Brock and Rico: *Shock*

Poco: (From far away) INCOMING!

(Ambulance crashes into Ruff.)

Poco: *Exits out of Ambulance* Afuera, Afuera! *Pushes the other 3 brawlers out the way* Move now! *Plays his guitar*

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Bull)

Bull: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Bul- *Explodes* Oof.

Poco: In my medical opinion, the Bull is dead!

Colt: Poc, what happened?

Poco: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then points dramatically*The Bull was killed!

Rico: oh Stars!

Colt,Brock and Rico: Panicking

Poco: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. *Hops off*

Colt: Well, now what?

Fang: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

Colt: Oh, come on.

Fang: Look at this! The freaking Bull is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Ahm…

Colt: Yes, yes, Fang.

Fang: Yea?

Colt: Go home!

*Maisie waves from a car*

Fang: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off then immediately crashes)

Colt: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

*Colt picks up a sign in the shape of an arrow with “The Point” written on it*

Bull: *Poking at his dead body* I think Bull is dead.

Others: The Bull is dead?!

Poco:*gasp* Fang! I will heal you- *explosion*

Bull: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Bull?!

Max: *drinking her energy drink* It was me!

Others: Shocked

Max: Yes! *downs an energy drink in one go* I did it like this! *Shoots Brock*

Max: PewPew!

*Max drinks another energy drink while the others stand around Brocks dead body*

Max: *Burps* That’s a joke, dudes.

*Colt,Bull and Rico start laughing like crazy*

Max: *drinks another drink then Burps* It was… yo-... *Burps then Points at Rico* Him!

Rico: Shocked How did you know?!

Max: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too.

*Max proceeds to drink faster until…*

Max: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.

Rico: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me!

Colt: You monster!

Bull: But whyyyyy?

Rico: Cause you’re fat, human. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Bull: Rico, stop!

Rico and Bull: Arguing

Colt: Shrugs (IT’S TOTALLY NORMAL)

Bull: RICO!!

Rico: Ah dammit Bull **** off! You are dead.

Bull: NO u, POW! Haha.

(Rico falls dead on floor)

Bull: You are dead! Not big surprise.

Colt: Well that was idiotic. Off to poison myself! Watch and lea-*jumps into a poison cloud and dies*

Bull: I am alive! Is nice…. Yes, this is stupid.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect brawl stars #brawl stars #source: heavy is dead

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pekodayz · 6 months

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osoaini evil stupid dumb drabble. it was 3:30 in the morning. it’s not formatted so whatever was typed on da phone was typed with a night high .be warned ☆(≧∇≦)b

Christmas in Japan😨 god aini nor oso wouldn’t know how to function normally around all of these lovey dovey couples! They’re all so …romantic…..holding hands and getting close n stuffs. 😥 Aini finds oso grosso nastys but ummm hey…ur kinda the only person I’ve gotten so close with. But she isn’t gonna outright admit it. Oso is trying not to seem super obvious with his staring at other ppl bc he’s nervous as hell rn. They’re both in public, prob the one of the only sets of ppl who’s not holding hands or some shit. Like what the hell should I do????? This is the worst! I should’ve stayed h-no….he did want to go out with aini..to this place for a reason so ummm hahah. It’s cold. He peeks at aini, she’s still staring at the crowds of ppl too…is she cold? Maybe. She catches him staring at her and they both look away, she pulls her scarf up to cover her cheeks (erm hey r they red😅) They start walking again in silence, they literally haven’t even said a word abt how this is so stupid and ggggay. Just awkward intense silence as they walk ermmm side to side ish (aini purposefully starts to walk behind oso bc she’s getting embarrassed😔) he notices and looks at her and tries to smile at her (it doesn’t look natural at all god damn) and asks her why is she behind him. Aini just scoffs and says she had smth in her shoe, her voice is muffled bc of the scarf over her mouth. She picks up the pace and walks next to him, hands in her pockets. He glances at her, she glances at him..they both just look nervous and scared. Until oso speaks (voice cracking and all)

He tries to crack a dumb joke abt Christmas season and how it’s so dumb to be around these ppl. Like they’re probably not gonna last a minute in bed smth smth. Aini laughs a little and says some quip back at him and she would usually jab his arm but this time she didn’t get near him (ew). I’m going to assume oso noticed that bc he was bracing for her to hit him. Damn. Know he really knows this is a tense situation they’ve put themselves in bc she’s not even being herself.!. They kept walking, trying to keep their distance bc yknow. But they brushed hands and they both jolted and yelped aw wtf . Bystanders looked at them like they were crazy whomp whomp. A couple mins later after that embarrassing moment aini pokes oso’s arm without warning so he jumps a lil and looks at her. She looks terrifyingly embarrassed but she mentions how she usually clings onto him when she’s tired. but this time she kinda wants to ermm maybe do it when she’s self aware……..this place just happens to be romantic dont get it twisted u dog, blushing and stuff. I mean yeah obv she feels smth for him and he feels smth for her too. He sucks at making the first move in these kinds of situations (not like he’s ever been in this position b4 lol !!!!) He teases her but his voice cracked the whole time like ough wtfffff and that kinda lightened the mood bc aini started laughing at him. He shakily wraps his arm around her shoulder and pulls her closer to him. He’s tweaking but that’s okay! this isn’t ooc for aini but this behavior is rare, she’s ig extremely shy abt this like wtfffff WTF EWWW ARE WE DOING THIS mentally. Then she takes her hand out of her pocket and mumbles smth while shoving it into his pocket. Oso asked whyd she do that, aini says bc ur arm is around me, how r we gonna ..hold hands. 😒then he says Shut up. What😨that’s my line. They kinda fumble for a minute but now they’re holding hands, aini cursed herself for not bringing gloves bc her hand truly was sweaty like maybe I should kill. It’s okay bc he’s sweaty too. Back and forth abt their hands while walking, completely oblivious of where they’re going. Then they end up at some kinda secluded spot, there’s not as many ppl here. They stop bickering and look around like damn where r we.

Then they glance over at some couples again and grimace but ermmmm heyyyyy they’re kissing. UGH . Oso looks away but idk idk idk hey this is kinda a special day????????? Maybe aini wouldn’t mind this time????? She wouldn’t kill me right????? She looks okay to be here …..So he starts pulling her closer and to his surprise, she doesn’t back away bc honestly she started to feel some sort a way abt this. Idk she yearned a little, even tho that’s osomatsu, she maybe whatever..wouldn’t mind a moment like this with him (even if it’s super rare) They’re both blushing and shit like GODDDdd thank goodness there aren’t a lot of ppl around bc this would look jank💔Ok they quickly give each other a kiss. Then they’re silent with the deadest look in their eyes like wow uh well that just happened😂😂😂😂😂😂 ok srs mode. Aini tries to look at him and say smth but she’s Uber nervous neow. Like hey ummm ur not as bad as u were before .. Then he’s like well I’ve been the only one you’ve kissed b4 .hey dont fucking RUIN THE MOMENT. but she quietly asks for another bc it really did make her feel better with that inner turmoil of being idk held for.

Like lol merry christmas..so they do it again. Then like 4 more times . Ew, this will not happen again until another special day. They look embarrassed as hell but oso mentions kfc since that country loves fried chicken on Christmas :3! But Aini just pulls him into a hug and thanks him like oughhh ur disgusting but I really do like u and ur stupid company and ur stupid laugh and ur stupid voice and ur stupid warm sickening smile I want u DEAD. And he’s kinda speechless 🧐 but he hugs her back really tight chuckling and shit GrRRRRR STILDID ahem . They do end up going to kfc together and aini took him back to her place so they can stare at the tv like a couple of babies while eating and being normal (acting like they didn’t just do that whole thang, but deep down that was very enjoyable for the both of them…..yay)

ok the end hope u enjoyed my tearful bloody word dump. cocomelon and dinner💕🩷💗💞💝💖💖🎀🐟🐟🐟🐟

#EWWWWW. okay not really it’s just. Cooties #writing seriously like fanfic level writing for ur ship is uber ultra impossible so u will get my silly text style #DONT LOOK AT ME(A WAVE OF FORCE EMITS FROM ME. KILLING U INSTANTLY)#I AM SHY.#a&o

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