#this movie bored me

[gildedmuse]

So, I've heard a lot of negative press about the movie Wasih, which, hey cool. I wasn't keen on watching but it came up and why not.

Here is my issue. I was lead it wasn't good for the following reasons:

Wish Girl: Shouldn't we grant every wish ever no matter what!?

Evil Dude: Um, that's insane. Do you know how many wishes are straight up murder?

So I was kind of surprised when it ACTUALLY went much more like:

Wish Girl: So this is where you keep every wishes or every single one of our citizens over the age of 18, huh?

Evil Dude: Yeah, preeeetty much. Oh but, careful there. Haha, you see, because some of them suck so we can't risk those getting out....

Wish Girl: Getting out? You mean you won't grant them ever?

Evil Dude: GRANT them? Are you crazy? Look at this one! This loser wants to INSPIRE people with MUSIC! IMAGINE the carnage of I granted that sort of insanity!

Wish Girl: I'm sorry are none of these like, "I really want to murder my husband?" How is that the evilest example you could manage?

Evil Dude: Inspiring music? Do you WANT to live in communist China!?

Wish Girl: I don't know about this Communism or China.... but.... like.... when people give you their wishes, they're trusting you.

Evil Dude: And I'm doing my part by not just destroying them on sight.

Wish Girl: You don't understand! They're TRUSTING you, not just with their dreams but with who they ARE. When you remove their wishes, you're removing PART of who they are! People, they forget their dreams. Your dreams, your goals, a huge part of who you are! I'm not asking you to grant every wish.... I just don't think people should lose a piece of themselves, not even knowing it's gone.

Wish Girl: If you don't want to use your magic that's fine. Why not let them at least strive to bring their dreams to reality the old fashion way?

Evil Dude: Well yeah but you know.... hypothetical badness!

Wish Girl: ..... Give them back.

Evil Dude: I'm sorry, what?

Wish Girl: Just give them back. Like, okay, you don't want to make this guy a rockstar but right now he doesn't even remember he likes music! Give! It! Back!

I mean, how is that evil? It's less a "grant every dream always!" More a "let people think and dream what they want". Her initials reaction isn't a free dream for everyone!!!" It's "people should know their own goals, they shouldn't be stolen away."

Why ya'll trying to pretend the dude who is taking people's hopes/dreams/personalities and choosing which ones get to happen and which are ERASED FROM THE MIND OF THE INDIVIDUAL FOREVER is the good guy?

Is media literacy just a joke?

#wish #unrelated to normal blog #negative post #media literacy #those songwriters should have asked for a wish to be granted #like what the hell Disney songs are like your thing #one piece #roronoa zoro #apologize #this movie bored me #but the obvious purposeful misreading in order to further trash what is simple a mediocre project is what bothers me #like why are you trying to make a dude who is stealing away people's goals only to decided which are worthy or not #not which is worth GRANTING because he does have good reasons not to grant every wish #but the fact that he's keeping them #he's not deciding which wishes get granted and which don't #he's literally removing the memory/will of anyone he believes could potentially cause him problems

[r3medialch8os]

abed, along with portraying many other niche aspects of being an autistic individual, is one of the only characters i’ve ever seen accurately represent what it’s like to feel genuine anger and wish misfortune upon people who harbor incorrect opinions about movies or tv shows. i get it man. i really do.

#one time i got into a massive argument with my friends because their opinions about a certain movie that is beloved to me were… #skewed to say the least #also one of my coworkers told me they thought community was boring and i felt homicidal #many such instances #community #abed nadir #nbc community #troy barnes #trobed #abed community #troy and abed #troy community

[jessiesjaded]

The Boy and The Heron, 2023.

#gonna start doing this when i see a movie bc i never do lol #the boy and the heron #studio ghibli #studio ghibli edit #ghibliedit #ghibli films #hayao miyazaki #animated movies #movieedit #filmedit #i enjoyed this a lot #dont think the small child who was in front of me felt the same tho she def got bored and scared a few times its not really a little kid #friendly film #older kid sure but not baby lmao poor thing #but yeah great animation beautiful movie

[fox-guardian]

read a fic recently that had an interaction like

sasha: tim get like one social media PLEASE I am BEGGING

tim: I have linkedin?

and I cannot describe the Joy I felt reading that. they get it.

#ramblings with major #the magnus archives #tma #i love tim but he is so offline to me #if he does social media its very lightly #i mean his canon sense of humor is pop culture references like movie quotes and stuff. not memes. #tim's idea of a meme is an image with impact text and an image with impact text Only #danny was the fun online one finding all the weird niche communities and hobbies and whatnot #tim is the boring one #im telling y'all hes the 'straight man' of the archives

[suntails]

diasom

#my house is fuckign flooding a little bit (i'm fine dw) but i can't do anything abt it #i started this in april and then forgor abt it then id work on it for an hour and get bored and then i repeated that like 8 times #i just like drawing chars without their heads in a way where it's still very clear who's who. i think it's neat storytelling #once again tumblr gets the post first (you hear faint cheering in the bg. u turn. its a mirror. the cheers are from u) #oh i watched the menu tn before i realized there was a flood. a true banger of a movie #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst silver #silver vanrouge #hoa email me back abt the flood challenge!!! cmon i need to fix this!!!!!!! #suntails

[amphibianwitch]

#bowuigi #mario movie #i was so bored at work and this came out #they know what they're doing and you can't convice me otherwise #bowser x luigi

[xekstrin]

I watched The Fall Guy yesterday

— this movie is on the same tier as The Mummy for me now and The Mummy is one of my favorite movies (i still think the mummy might be better though)

— Ryan Gosling plays the PERFECT sap in love. Ryan Gosling sitting in his car crying his eyes out while listening to Taylor Swift nearly had ME in tears of laughter

— i normally despise “self-aware” jabs from movies that know they’re movies but somehow this one got under my defenses and I loved it?????

— I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY

— I haven’t seen a series of stunts this insane since the Bourne Identity and this movie might have eclipsed it. It’s a movie about a stunt man so the movie is about STUNTS. They could have wrapped it up at any point and I would have been satisfied but they kept upping the ante FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO DELIGHT ME PERSONALLY and the fights were so well choreographed and edited i never was like “huh?”

— the dog lives and is never harmed even once

— good believable villain

— DID I MENTION THE STUNTS GO SO HARD IT’S INSANE

— is it momoa or mamoa?

— I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE, JUST LISTEN TO THE RYTHM OF MY HEART

— “Do the aliens believe in, ah, private conversations?” “No.”

— Right as I was thinking “for a movie that makes such amazing use of it’s action star cast, it’s disappointing that Emily Blunt isn’t….”

— OH MY GOD IT’S EMILY BLUNT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#this movie was so fun #you know how easy it is for me to get bored? in a theater???????? #the fall guy

[havanasroses]

BOTTOMS (2023)

#bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #bottomsedit #filmedit #moviegifs #wlwedit #wlwgif #josie x isabel #josiebel #josabel #havana rose liu #ayo edebiri #the way i put off watching this movie bc i thought the premise was kinda boring #but no one told me until recently how fucking LESBIAN it is #and how i INSTANTLY relate to josie in the first 2 minutes #i swear to fuck #i love them :( #star's gifs

[egophiliac]

Hi!

What's your favourite Disney movie? And does your preference for the dorms have any influence on their movies and vice versa? Like I know you love Diasomnia so is Sleeping Beauty high up there for you?

I'm just asking because Snow White is actually my favourite Disney Princess and her movie is my favourite yet Pomefiore is my least favourite dorm (but Lion King and Savanaclaw are both in my top two) and I was wondering if it's similar for you?

yessss someone else whose favorite princess is Snow! ❄️

that said, it's hard to say what my favorite movie is, because I'm one of those annoying people who's like "well it depends" (on different aspects, on my mood, on the phase of the moon, etc). though out of the ones represented in Twst, I think it probably is Sleeping Beauty! I think it's really pretty and just a delightful movie! it hits a nice sweet spot for me of being kind of...gently grounded while still having that floaty-fairytale feeling, if that makes sense also I might have had a huge villaincrush on Maleficent that is being massively projected onto Meleanor, shh

although I actually sort of hated Diasomnia at first (l-look, they didn't have cards at first and all we had to go on were the website descriptions that make everyone sound horrible). so I dunno, maybe the influence helped win me over to them! or maybe just because, like everything else in Twst, they were unexpectedly enjoyable in practice?

(I don't think there are any that had a negative influence either, because I am also one of those annoying people who's like "well I don't have a least favorite, I like everybody!") (sob. it's true though.) (I just, I just love characters so much --)

#twisted wonderland #joseimuke games are serious business #i was also OBSESSED with 101 dalmations as a child and it's possible some of my crewel affection may be because of that #or maybe just because he's a silly man who loves his dogs and his fashion and his shouting random english at dumb teenagers #look when i say this game is aimed at me specifically... #admittedly this is a blog for largely shitposty fanart and not nuanced media opinions #but it is generally true that i like all the movies they chose and pretty much like all the characters...i am boring :') #boring and maybe a little too entertained by fictional idiots having emotional problems

[thwackk]

CAN WE TALK ABT THIS PLS

#justice league #new frontier #dc #wonder woman #the flash #barry allen #diana prince #SHE HOLDS HIM LIKE A CAT IM CRYING #THE MOST WHOLESOME THING IVE EVER SEEN #i found this movie extremely boring but this bumps it up two whole stars for me

[bioniclechicken]

I was reminded that The Flash existed so I unfortunately drew these to purge my head

#bionicle #art #my art #bc #pohatu #g2 #hahli mahri #kopaka #toa mata #toa nuva #phantoka #screenshot redraw #the flash #is a piece of shit #the most boring ass looking movie #drawing these annoyed the hell out of me #drawing these made it very apparent how awful the movie was shot

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

AO3 is down and so is my Wi-Fi so I’m writing Nimona headcanons to cope

When Nimona is in a bad mood she usually wants attention and affection so she’ll shift into her cat form and sit on Bal and Ambrosius 

She knows they would never move her even when she’s in her human form but she feels like being a cat is just a bonus 

The first time she sat on Ambrosius' shoulders when she was in a bad mood he cried for like three hours 

When Bal has a bad day he goes nonverbal and collapses on the nearest comfy area 

He doesn’t care if it’s his bed the couch or a pillow on the floor he’s laying their face first and not moving until he feels better

It’s not uncommon for him to come home and just plop down on the couch even when Nimona and Ambrosius are sitting there

And they won't move him either they kind of just accept their fate and continue what they were doing to the best of their abilities 

When Ambrosius has a bad day he cleans 

Like obsessively 

He won’t stop until every surface in the house is spotless and there isn’t a single dust particle in sight 

The only room that he stays out of is Nimona’s (half out of respect for them half out of fear of what he would find in that room)

Most of the time when he feels like the house is up to code he’ll be too tired to move let alone think

And that’s when Bal and Nimona set up their super secret evil plan

Bal forces him to get comfy on the couch while Nimona plays his favorite movies and gives him his favorite snacks

It’s truly diabolical but it’s also what Amrbosius does for them when they’re in a bad mood so they feel no guilt  

Sometimes when he’s feeling especially shitty Nimona will shift into a dog and let him cuddle them like a big stuffed animal

So I was just reminded sometimes cats will sit on your injuries and purr because they think it makes you feel better (and as a cat owner I can confirm it does)

When I remembered this I was thinking that Nimona would subconsciously shift into a cat and lay on Bal’s arm or Ambrosius' shoulder when they’re in pain and just purr 

And they swear that it helps every single time (kind of like a mom kissing her kid's injuries)

Ambrosius will always use people's full names when he’s pissed at them

I don’t know when this idea popped into my head but I’m just imagining Bal and Nimona chilling outside until they hear “Ballister and Nimona Boldheart get your asses inside now!” from their house

And their neighbors watch as some of the most powerful people in the realm scramble to run inside 

Most people would assume that Nimona would either stay where they are out of spite or fly away  

But they’re so caught off guard because Ambrosius always calls Nimona “Nim”

Plus he’s made Ambrosius mad enough times to know that if he apologizes enough times and makes Bal give him the patented “Puppy Dog Eyes™” he’ll fold like a lawn chair 

Nimona calls Ambrosius “nemesis” for two reasons 

The first one is he thinks his name is stupidly long (and Ambrosius agrees) and the second reason is he thinks it sounds cooler (he agrees again)

Plus it’s also hilarious to imagine Nimona yelling “Nemesis” while running full speed at Ambrosius and then tackling him

Sometimes they knock him on his ass and sometimes he picks them up and puts them in air jail

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #before anyone mentions that Nimona's pronouns keep changing believe me I know #it's intentional #I'm so bored #I just want to read fanfiction about my dorky children #is that too much to ask #I'm fully convinced that Bal and Ambrosius would adopt Nimona #and she would take Bal's last name cause obvi #Ambrosius isn't far behind

[michaelwheelers]

#challengers #challengersedit #art donaldson #patrick zweig #mike faist #josh o'connor #* #random single gif bc im bored #fire and ice yk yk #get it #i just want to make giFSSS OF THIS MOVIE UGHHH #the limits are killing me actually!!!

[violetjosh]

i could go for a can of pepsi rn fr fr

#bowser #super mario #super mario bros movie #mario bros #mario movie #meme #pepsi #politics suck #your politics bore me #so theoretically if i threw mario into a meat grinder--

[franken-shits]

Watched the jenna oretga Wednesday addams show. Loved her but her two love interests reminded me of this meme

#the addams family #wednesday netflix #might do a full review #because a part of me wonders if they where supposed to be this bad and boring given context of the ending #but they spend so much time on these guys i would have at least wanted them to be somewhat entertaining #may delete this later idk #jenna was greeeaaat at Wednesday and besides the fact that she was supposed to be falling for two differnet boring guys #her characterisation was really good #she should have fallen for the nerdy bee guy like how she fell for the nerd guy in the movie #that would be cute

[normasshearer]

ERROL FLYNN & OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND in THEY DIED WITH THEIR BOOTS ON (1941) dir. Raoul Walsh

#*mygifs #filmedit #filmblr #filmgifs #classicfilmblr #classicfilmedit #oldhollywoodedit #classicfilmsource #cinemaspast #romancegifs #dailyflicks #fyeahmovies #olivia de havilland #errol flynn #they died with their boots on #1941 #1940s #this movie is boring but their last scene made me tear up a bit simply because of liv's face )':