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rrking · 3 months

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Some General BG HCs

Me and my wifey often discuss Astarion things in real life, and there are a few that I thought I would share.

Spoiler warning⚠

Astarion

Random knowledge bank. Meeting your parents for the first time and your dad wants to talk about history? Ask Astarion, if he doesn't just know, he remembers.

Enjoys going to the library. Does not enjoy the rabble who also enjoy the library. You have to explain to him over and over about library cards and infrared scanners so he doesn't just nope out and steal the book. Also gets annoyed when books from his time are revised.

Don't want to touch the raw meat packaging? No worries, Astarion will lick it up for you. Imagine him leant against the kitchen counter sucking up the blood from that piece of paper at the bottom of the mince. (A wifey thought)

On the subject of blood, if you cut your finger in the house he will be licking that up for you with a leering grin. Dragging it out so he can watch how you roll your eyes at him.

Comes in late, as usual, but this time after taking out every fucking goose or pigeon in the local area. The council are unhappy. Astarion is ecstatic. Word of a bird plague is sweeping through the borough. You are not happy with Astarion. Astarion doesn't care about the council until they put your council tax up.

Glares out of the window at kids playing but won't admit they're kind of cute. Especially glarey when kids come to the door trick or treating. Bonus points if they're dressed as vampires... Maybe he'll compliment them. "Darlings, look at your adorable little capes! Does your mother know you lot are prancing around dressed like monsters?" Will absolutely deny any niceties when you look at him knowingly, a smirk appearing on your lips as you notice the bucket of sweets he's holding, still excited after giving the children far more than they needed. or asked for.

Moans and groans when you watch vampire films. "Darling, turn that nonsense off, would you? Were you curious about vampires, you have one right here."

Groans even more when you watch law and order style programs, particularly court ones. Bad memories. "And why did he not get the death sentence?!"

Serial social media meme stealer.

Always creeps up behind you when you are looking in the mirror, ready to scare you. Or shag you, you be the judge.

Gale

Want chippy but don't want to get up or wait for an order? Blink. Gale will blink there and back. What's faster than Uber Eats? Going via the Astral Plane.

100000% will make you a brew if you ask :) He turns up with your favourite mug and your drink exactly the way you like it.

The type of man to run you a hot bath ready when you get in from work or if you've had a hard day just because.

Definitely discovers Nivea for Men.

Remembers things like birthdays and anniversaries.

Sees shiny things and wonders if they're infused with the weave. Gazing through the jewellery shop window.

Suffers through Harry Potter at Christmas wondering where all the elegant wizards are.

Started a thing where you leave post it notes for one another with sweet nothings on. Today as you're walking past the calendar pinned to the kitchen wall, you spot a new post it note. This one is pink and bares Gale's graceful handwriting. It reads: "My most special one, everyday I wake up next to you I feel luckier than the last. Have a great day x" Such devoted notes leave you feeling warm inside.

Halsin

Prefers to buy 'living herbs' than ground jar ones because NATURE.

Is that person who goes past an adult shop and says loudly "let's go inside!"

Definitely gets stuck in garden chairs and the like due to being so massive. Don't get this man in a smart car.

Stands up at barbecues if the chair is too small. It probably is.

Literally has to be told to avoid the bear story to others because they will not understand but tells it anyway if he gets too drunk.

Actually finds it quite difficult to adapt to modern society almost more than Lae'zel.

If you live in the countryside, Halsin definitely finds it a little easier, but if you live in the city he is constantly asking questions. The thing that catches his eye today is a statue above the bank door - a lion with a key in his mouth. "Does that petrified displacer beast not wish to return to the wilderness?" "Halsin, that is a statue of a lion with a key in it's mouth." "...Oh. Why does it guard a key?" You look at him curiously, unsure of how to answer such an innocent question. "It's just HSBC's thing... I don't actually know."

Struggles to find clothes that actually fit.

Will share you a meme you tagged him in and never truly understand the new technology.

Totally enjoys long walks and feeding ducks. Eats all of the bread.

Tries to speak to the animals at the zoo. (Wifey)

Incosolably weeps at nature programs. Very confused when you try to explain that nature has to take it's course for them to film.

First thought upon seeing CGI animals dancing and talking : "IT'S A DRUID!"

Votes Green Party.

Lae'zel

Lae'zel struggles the most to integrate into modern society.

She takes up some form of fighting WWE and does not understand why the fighters don't actually hurt each other.

She complains about this after making absolute bank of course. "Ch'k! These istik talk about fighting for glory - Yet they simply roughhouse for pitiful coin." "Yeah, but look at how famous you are, Lae'zel..." Rollin', rollin', all my bitches rollin'.

Hates ood in Doctor Who for obvious reasons. "Tsk'va, ghaik!"

Wifey came up with 'Bae'zel'.

Karlach

Believes stupid spam emails you have to send onto others. (Wifey thought of this)

Shares that post of the missing dog on the other side of the world who was found 3 years ago.

Discovers TikTok, only shares animal videos and smashes TikTok dances.

Discovers aircon. 🥺

Discovers hot wing challenges... Excels at said hot wing challenges. and collects all the t shirts for winning food challenges.

Shadowheart

Posts things on Facebook like 'Shar/Selune keeps me in check. Like, share and comment 'Praise be to Shar/Selune' if she keeps you in check." Definitely gets flamed by the others.

Ends up with cute hobbies like paper quilling and crafts. Makes things for you. "You've really improved your crochet, Shadowheart! What is this one called?" Gives him a simple name like Bob or Clyde and puts him with the rest, cramming the mantle with them.

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nitrowyverine · 5 days

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Finally played the TOUCHSTARVED Demo! Still thinking about it over a week later.

(Above: Steam banner image for TOUCHSTARVED from Red Spring Studios)

I love it SO MUCH. and i have QUESTIONS. my extended thoughts below the cut [Demo spoilers included]

General thoughts:

this game is SO up my alley that it's insane. local goth gaming nerd is kicking their feet and giggling

the music? and sound design? It's honestly incredible, even beyond the infamous Every Time We Touch cover (Which is how I found this game). We all have to be giving more props to the music/sound work, it absolutely punches the experience up so many notches. When a soundtrack is released I'm immediately keeping it on hand for all my tabletop needs

absolutely enamored with the backstory mechanic. It adds so much individual depth to the character. you can feel attached to your MC without them being a complete blank slate. I absolutely love that different MC backstories have you pick up different details about the characters. (My favorite is The Hound immediately picking out who the leaders are amongst the group, in contrast to the other MC backgrounds)

I wanna eat the backgrounds. I wanna eat them whole. They're so detailed and colorful and have a great sense of depth. 100000/10

Specific character thoughts/theories:

(Images courtesy of the Touchstarved character Lore posts from the Red Spring Studio socials. I'll be linking them in each of the character's names)

Ais:

Thank you, Red Spring studios, for blessing the players with the ability to bite him if you're an ass to him the entire demo. You truly know what we want

Lore seems to indicate that Ais came over from the demon realm for some unknown reason, and was possibly some kind of demon king or leader? Fascinated to learn what happens there

Ngl the Seaspring looks like it would taste good. My favorite raspberry/rhubarb tea looks just like the Seaspring water. Gimme the group juice.

Question: If Ais gets infected with MC's madness....does that mean. the WHOLE groupmind gets infected? Humans and soulless alike? That's a city-destroying disaster waiting to happen

CONCLUSION: Most likely to adopt 6 dogs instead of picking up the groceries. Least likely to let you have the car aux cable.

Kuras:

I do believe Kuras is the actual best shot at a cure/treatment of all candidates. Assuming the curse is some level of demonic, an angel's touch is probably the best bet.

Let me be clear here though, I do think he might just go "Well you can just like. not have arms" and take them. That is a possibility

Most of the other characters I can get a rough idea of what they want and why. Kuras? I have NO idea what his goal is, which is very frightening.

Twitter bio image does say "Repentant Angel", and that his fatal flaw is "his sins can only be repaid through suffering". Possible linkage to Lovent's fall? Or another major disaster?

its okay sweaty we all get The Guilt (tm)

If Kuras somehow gets MC's maddness (I have a feeling it may not effect him? but if it did) that would just. end the world right there.

CONCLUSION: Most likely to be the one guy you might be able to bring home to your parents. Least likely to put on oven mitts to take a frozen pizza out of the oven.

Vere:

I love Vere for being the character I thought I could trust the least, turning into a character I actually trust allot. I trust him to be extremely dangerous. He probably wasn't lying when he said his heart is on his sleeve.

Also, big props for having him just kill you in one of the demo endings. What a guy, I love him, no notes

Wait what he's over 100 according to his birthday post. thats, allot? older? than I thought?. okay yeah the lore posts mention he's a possible deity figure. not comforting

Vere is very fae-logic coded. Like, the words he says can be true and false at the same time. Don't tell him your name, he will cannibalize you for fun, etc etc ya know fae stuff.

i will protect him always

CONCLUSION: Most likely to fuck your dad. Least likely to be your new stepdad.

Mihn:

Mihn is much dodgier than the rest, but I think that makes them more trustworthy. They're not as interested as playing games.

I nominate Mihn as a secondary protagonist, since Leander, Ais, and Kuras seem to be interested in them quite a bit. Even Vere has a rivalmance kinda thing going for Mihn. If MC didn't show up, that would be the dating sim right there

I'm excited by the lore post and the implications that Mihn is from Lovent (or has traveled there? and survived?) and potentially getting greater lore expansion about the world surrounding Eridia

I think it's interesting that their strength stat is relatively low compared to the others, yet they're one of the characters that actually uses their strength in the demo.

Also, I think we see the least of their "monstrous form" of everyone in the demo (minus their ability to dodge in and out of shadows). I'm thrilled to see what their monstrous form actually entails.

Mihn would survive bloodborne. That's it thats the entire thought

CONCLUSION: Most likely to do all the work in a group project. Least likely to be chill during Mario Party.

Leander:

OKAY ALL OF MY QUESTIONS ARE HERE. I AM DEEPLY AFRAID. Something is absolutely wrong but we have no current ability to pinpoint what it is.

I've seen theories Leander is dead. However, in Vere's route, he mentions that Leander smells like aftershave. While this could be part of an extra-elaborate ruse, hair doesn't grow after death (Minus the appearance of it happening due to natural decay processes) so he wouldn't need to shave. However, I am betting on him being involved in some sort of un-death cycle.

actually I can guarantee his story is all about cycles. Has anyone else mentioned how his belt is the triple goddess symbol.

you know. the symbol of maiden/mother/crone. birth/life/death. beginning/middle/end. like

Moving on, the vast majority of his smiles are forced (Mouth is smiling, but there's no eye movement/crinkle that would indicate it's genuine). That is enough of a red flag but honey I am so much more worried about my next point:

WHERE DOES HE GET HIS MONEY. He's constantly buying rounds of drinks for a packed bar. It's briefly mentioned his clothes are nice. He pays for anything MC needs. However, says Bloodhound rates are "Free". Where does he GET HIS MONEY for all of this. Twitter posts from Red Spring point out he doesn't accept bribes (at least overtly).

WAIT I'M REREADING THIS POST WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE SILENT CRYPTS.

Looking again at Leander's stat post. The Ouroboros in the background is. Not comforting. Also, "Forbidden Magic"? yeah I have a feeling we know why he's not in the Senobium

Theory, potentially Leander is currently being paid by the Senobium to maintain lowtown/Silent Crypts order? I think there's still a connection between them. Like the Senobuim can remain detached while having ties to whatever horrible things Leander is doing.

Okay, in the twitter relationship charts it says that Kuras has looked out for Leander "Since he was young". Kuras probably knows. SO much we don't.

When Mihn scolds Leander for not telling MC to be off the streets past dark. I think Leander intentionally "Forgot" to mention that. I think he wanted the MC to see how dangerous Eridia was so MC would stay closer to Leander for safety. I think it was a very intentional manipulation tactic.

(Furthermore, did he actually cast a spell of luck on MC when he gave them the lilies from his introduction magic trick? Then bet on the MC living through the day?)

I do think Leander's surprise at MC going out to the Seaspring was genuine, since his spit-take clashes so starkly with his cool-guy demeanor.

I also have a feeling that Leander has been past the veil/shroud. he's doing something fucky and the veil is prime fuckery territory.

(Are we...going to get a timeloop story????)

CONCLUSION: Most likely to dramatically use himself as a human bridge over a small puddle (as an excuse to get walked on). Least likely to remember to go to bed after playing Stardew Valley for 13 hours straight.

Touchstarved game things I'm concerned about:

(I feel like I wouldn't be doing my game designer duties if I didn't point out my concerns as well. To be fair, there aren't many.)

I hope the bad endings get fucked up, story-wise. Since it's a horror game, I know it might turn some people off to have things go super wrong, but I really hope they do. I want to see some endless pain vortexes, some real Juniji Ito-style suffering. But I would also understand if the devs want to softball some of the worst outcomes for the sake of widespread appeal.

We all have countless examples of kickstarter games looking strong out the gate, but then falling flat upon release. While I have high hopes for Touchstarved, I do know the reality and intense difficulty of kickstarter games. I'm really hoping the demo isn't the best the studio will have to offer.

OVERALL: I am rooting for the Touchstarved team/Red Spring Studio all the way! I'm thrilled to see where this game goes. I am poised on this purchase button and ready to buy when it releases.

#touchstarved game #here's my long winded thoughts on it #tl;dr I love it #the brain worms have me #im going to stop editing this post and finally post it

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campbyler · 1 month

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i have so many things i want to say about everything but i do remember the moment where mike (playfully) accused will of lying and it makes so much more sense now i thought he was just being smug as hell like “oh ofc you would’ve kissed me two months ago i am just that spectacular” but no. i’m sorry for doubting you michael you DEFINITELY had grounds for that claim. out of focus eye to eye kidnapped my firstborn and left a changeling in its place. lives were ruined in the best possible way.

exactlyyyyy you get it! the way you worded this ask actually made me want to make a little note about why we wrote the reference in, because it was very intentional and there were a couple different reasons for it which i think are both very important !! (but obviously could not mention here before out of focus dropped)

1. obviously it was a Reference, in that we thought this is a big enough piece of lore that it would be weird for it to never ever come up even once, but the whole idea of the companion fic was that it kind of has an ambiguous ending and even mike was not super duper 100000% sure of will’s intentions (due to the #inebriation). so it was unlikely at this point in their dynamic that they were going to have a real fleshed out conversation about it because it would definitely need both of them to be vulnerable in a way they were Not ready to be at the time (will admitting to wanting to kiss mike/mike admitting to having wanted to be kissed? noooo way). mike is kind of testing the waters here (and being annoying on purpose) but from his pov will either still does not remember or does remember but does not want to talk about it, so it doesn’t really go anywhere anyway. but alsoooooo

2. another remnant of the post ch05 era specifically was a lot of people commenting things along the lines of “omg mike is being so flirty” “where did that confidence come from” etc etc which is so true bc poor will got absolutely blindsided by it and it was so fun to write but!! the idea also is that half it was that confidence boost you get after realizing that someone is also into you/attracted to You and i think mike would’ve taken that and ran with it for sureee (esp bc will initiated the ch04 kiss And the ch05 morning kiss mostly) and the other half was mike having information that the readers and will both did not have! a majorrrrrrrr driving force of acswy is the fact that neither of them are ever working with All of the information, hence the unreliable narration, hence the drama and history and them both being so annoying and unserious, etc etc etc. i think that’s important to keep in mind, especially now that we’re in the ch09 era where their dynamic has shifted pretty drastically since their rivals era in the beginning, or even chapters 04/05. 😗😗😗

i’m actually very glad no one Really picked up on this being a Thing when ch07 dropped bc it was supposed to be super subtle (obviously a couple people said 🤨 am i missing something? and we said No 😌) but the reactions we’re getting now have been incredibly fulfilling and have been just what we were hoping to get, which tells us we are writing this story right! sorry for ruining your life and the changeling baby but thank you sooo much for the lovely ask <33

#sorry for the ramble i just have been thinking abt this since i wrote ch07 but obviously couldn’t say anything #and i think this ask just perfectly encapsulated the exact reaction i wanted that reference to elicit #so i’m pumping my fist in the air and jumping up and down #got a good grade in Reference #asks #out of focus eye to eye #acswy spoilers

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captainshorter · 5 months

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Instead of rating shows i watched this year like a normal person im rating on how much they made me cry !

Side note, im not rating all of the shows I've watched, there are over 50 of them so nah not doing that😂

Moonlight chicken, 10/10, made me cry lots, great vibes

Never let me go

100/10, cried especially hard at that one scene with Palm and Neung dancing in that hotelroom after Palm's mum got killed.

Between us, A solid 9/10

I watched Until we meet again after i watched this and i heard it was so so sad so i was like hell yeah go sadness you know? But it disappointed me so much, i didn't like it all:/

I told sunset about you, 10/10, made me cry

Followed by I promised you the moon 100/10, it made me cry more than itsay, i liked it more too:))

The Eighth sense

1000/10 THIS WAS LITERALLY SO BEAUTIFUL MADE ME CRY SO HARD

Love mechanics, 100/10, made me cry lots:')

Blueming, 100000/10 CRIED, CRIED AND SOBBED, THIS ONE DEFINITELY MADE ME CRY HARDWST SHARING HIS PLACE WITH THE NEXT ONE

I feel you linger in the air, 100000/10. You wanna know the funniest about this being rated so high for making me cry? When i was watching the like first six episode or something i was like, wow yeah i kinda feel it's sad but it hadn't made me cry yet. THEN SIKE THE LAST FEW EPISODE HIT LIKE A TRUCK AND I LITERALLY COULDN'T STOP CRYING FOR AN NEARLY AN HOUR AFTER FINISHING IT. Yeah anyways

Bed friend, 8/10, it was angsty which i had not expected when i started watching it when it aired but it was incredibly. I didn't cry that much though. It gets point for unexpected angst and good portrayed trauma:)

Only friends, 9/10. Ray made me cry so hard with that scene in the bathtub. But the scene in the GIF above had me crying too.

Anyways that was it because Tumblr has a limit of adding gif per post and i feel like I've noted everything worth mentioning:))

(one more scene worth noting is the one in kiseki dear to me, not sure which episode anymore, but where Ai Di is sitting in front of a birthday cake and you see the years pass, that one hurt so much and i shedded some tears:'))

Another show worth noting for cry-ability (that's a word from now on), is Pitbabe, i have not cried because of it but it's kind sad and angsty so it has potential for making me cry

#moonlight chicken the series #never let me go series #Between us the series #I told sunset about you #I promised you the moon #The eighth sense #Blueming #Love mechanics #i feel you linger in the air #bed friend the series #only friends the series #kiseki dear to me #Pitbabe the series

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mushiewrites · 9 months

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okay but seriously can you maybe go into what inspired you to write tiny boy big complaints, handsy hyperfixation (a classic), and the newest snf one?? and also maaaaybe the older one about teleporting if you wanna do that one too???

thank youuuuuu :))

- cal <333

from this milestone post / tiny boy big complaints / handsy hyperfixation / losing the battle winning the war / the troubles with teleporting

some of my favs in here <3

tiny boy big complaints my beloved ): and cals fav <3333 this fic is so special to me even though it's one of the lower note ones! it was actually a prompt sent in by cal (found here), so it's kind of hilarious to me it turned out to be his favorite one ):

I wanted george to be soft and tiny and I wanted dream to be soft but playful with him, and somehow I created one of my favorite things ever by doing so. I think this is another fic that I didn't really brainrot the concept with anyone, I am actually 99.9% positive I blacked out and wrote this entire thing and then made cal read it for me before I posted it and cal helped me pick the title tooooooo

cal is just the best is the bottom line actually :D this one was written for him and me and us and that's really all I can say about this one <3

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handsy hyperfixation was started december 26th, the morning after the dream team did their christmas stream, because I went completely insane over pictures of dreams hands (enjoy the blurry pictures <3)

then I sent these messages to cal (yes he is nick nelson) followed after I blacked out and wrote 4K words in one sitting:

then I let the fic sit until the end of february, and I finished it in the beginning of march. I will be honest, this one was absolutely 100000% a self indulgent fic, purely for myself and I didnt really care if I posted it or not. cal actually told me to name it "mushie's self indulgent hand fic", which....absolutely not....but it's correct. whatever. sue me, Im obsessed with dreams hands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this is my favorite thing I've ever written, it's my baby, it's 7.2K words for me and me alone lmfao. I actually was terrified to post it bc I didn't think anyone would read it, and now it's over 100 notes. I actually could cry thinking about how proud I am of it (even though I messed up some things in it, I don't care, I poured so much into this fic)

so yeah. that's handsy 🥺

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losing the battle winning the war was written 100% because of @wishitweresummer. this little idiot asked to commission me (which I said no to bc she's an idiot) bc she wanted to read about back of the neck raspberries....I wonder why? she also wanted it to be the first time george got back of the neck raspberries! cute, right? again....I wonder why :D

cal named it and its the perfect title tbh

summer requested for it to be playful and I know summer loves rough, so I made sure to really play up the snf fighting dynamic and I actually love what I created ):

she ALSO requested for george to struggle and be cocky, and for him to come out on top and completely destroy sap. she said she wanted it to be in a place that wasn't super common, a new spot for george to discover, and I adore the spot above the hip bc it's such a surprisingly sensitive spot! so that's how that was born

I truly just wrote this up to make sure I flustered the shit out of summer. I included things that people know get her and things that only I (and maybe one or two others) know about purely just to have summer yell at me for it :D

I love how this one turned out, targeted fics always turn out better to me for some reason <3

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the troubles with teleporting was the first time I ever wrote XD 🥺 this was a prompt that emma sent in, I can't find the actual prompt bc it was when my tumblr was a different name and the link is broken BUT

I remember just getting this idea to make the teleporting itself tk george at first instead of XD doing it right away, just bc I had the idea that it would kind of feel like when you go down a drop on a rollercoaster???? but a little more intense?

I also remember being super excited bc emma actually had the idea of the teleporting itself tkling instead of XD, but neither of us mentioned it to each other until after I wrote it that way! great minds think alike :D

again, it was my first time writing XD, and for those of you who don't know, XD is one of my all time favorite lers to read and write. I wanted to make sure I did XD justice, and I really love this silly lil fic, and how XD winds up just tkling the heck out of george at the end anyways (they even lifted george's arms up above his head while XD's bottom set got his ribs oh my goodness that was cruel huh 🫠)

the teases in this were pretty good too (':

#awkwardtickleetoo #asks #okay sorry this is like a novel but.........I explained it all didn't I #thank u again baby for sending in stuff ur the greatest ): <3 #i love the ones u sent in #u know how special handsy is to me and also tiny #ugh i love them sm #mushies 300 milestone

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doggiewoggiez · 1 year

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what is the reading list you’ve been doing

This meme. Got reposted from 4chan to Reddit to Twitter and finally to Tumblr. I'll update this post as I read each book. Here's the complete list:

1. Goosebumps #28: The Cuckoo Clock of Doom - R.L. Stine. Very middle of the road Goosebumps book not especially good but not terrible. 6/10 dead sisters.

2. Call of the Crocodile - F. Gardner. This book is a meme on /lit/ cause the dude's batshit and is constantly trying to promote his books that are extremely poorly written. He calls himself a famous author, doesn't believe gorillas or giraffes are real, and advocates chainsmoking cigarettes to help with the writing process. This book is the funniest thing I've ever read and made me so fucking angry by being so awful. 10/10 misplaced commas.

3. No Longer Human - Osamu Dazai. A semi-autobiographical story published before the author's suicide about a severely mentally ill character named Oba Yozo through his life of addiction, women, suicide attempts, and so on. An incredibly depressing read. His whole inner life is laid bare and it's disgusting and grotesque and you see yourself in him and you wish you could hold him and cry for him but even if you could you would never have the power to make anything okay. Beautiful fucking book, genuinely 100% no fucking joke changed my life. 10000/10 shitty cyberpunk adaptations.

4. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky. I cried hard as fuck dude. Another life changer for reals. Dostoevsky had such a deep understanding of human nature whether it be the lowest, most base and vile instincts or the unending capacity for love and compassion that exist in us all. All while being the blueprint for like every heady crime drama like Death Note, Breaking Bad, etc. The shit all you fags like. Most people just remember it as maybe required HS reading and definitely something people are pretentious about but it 100% deserves all the love it gets. Fan fucking tastic. 100000/10 years in Siberia.

5. Becoming - Michelle Obama. A bit too heavily ghostwritten, but when Michelle's voice shows through it's not terrible, it's kind of interesting to hear the inside scoop on White House life. It's kind of sad that Barack is the most interesting part of the book, and book-Barack seems like an extremely interesting and cool guy. But the book doesn't address all his dead civilians. 5/10 drone strikes.

6. Ulysses - James Joyce. The modernist novel, from what I understand. Half retelling of the Odyssey in 1900s Ireland, half a troll on literary critics, all around a pretty damn fun read. Not very far yet. Definitely the most difficult thing I've ever tried to read. Unfinished/10 Agenbites of inwit

7. 48 Laws of Power. This is like, THE sigma bro self help book as far as I've heard. It's pretty iconic, but I'm not especially excited for it.

8. Frankenstein - Mary Shelley. We all know it and love it, I'm interested to read the OG story.

9. Catechism of the Catholic Church 2nd Edition. Book from the Vatican that lays out what the church's official opinions, rules, shit like that are. Will be boring but interesting.

10. The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins. One of the biggest atheist dude books there is and probably by far the most influential. God is bad people who believe in God are stupid etc etc. Hopefully it has something interesting to say and isn't just a jerk off. It might just be a jerk off.

11. The Love Hypothesis - Ali Hazelwood. Some booktok romance schlock afaik. People make fun of it.

12. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole. All I know is it's about a guy in New Orleans in the 60s. Might be good, people seem to really like it.

13. The Art of War - Sun Tzu. Im gonna get so good at surprising my enemy.

14. Kodomo no Jikan - Kaworu Watashiya. Pure pedoslop, I don't think there's even an official English translation so we might not read it but I'm preemptively giving it 0/10.

15. The Iliad - Homer. The story of the Trojan war. All I know is Helen, Horse, and that's about it.

16. The Odyssey - Homer. It's the Odyssey. I think it's funny that it comes after Ulysses since I don't actually know the whole story of the Odyssey itself.

17. Ted Bundy: Conversations with a Killer - Stephen G. Michaud and Hugh Aynesworth. This is that thing they made a Netflix doc about a while back.

18. The C++ Programming Language 4th edition - Bjarne Stroustrup. Exactly what it says on the tin, by the guy who wrote the language.

19. Empress Theresa - Norman Boutin. A classic, it's a weird self-published story by a guy who's extremely unwell, usually referenced in the same way Sonichu is.

20. The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner. His most difficult to read work, about a Southern family at the beginning of the 20th century.

21. Black Future #1 - Whitney Ryan. A very racist BNWO sissification porn story that was probably written as a joke. Possible skip definite 0/10.

22. The Cat in the Hat - Dr. Seuss. You know this.

23. The Trial - Franz Kafka. One of Kafka's most famous unfinished works, about a guy who's on trial for something and he doesn't know what.

24. American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis. Supposed to be way darker and more fucked up than the movie, really supposed to chill you to the bone afaik. VERY excited for this read.

25. Gravity's Rainbow - Thomas Pynchon. One of those famous "Really Fucking Long And Hard Books" like Infinite Jest or Ulysses, incredibly autistic foray into WW2 rocket science. Classic Pynchonery.

26. Magick In Theory and Practice - Aleister Crowley. Thankfully it's not the entirety of Magick Liber ABA Book 4.

27. Minecraft Jokes for Kids - Steve Minecraft. Not a real book but we'll substitute Jokes For Minecrafters by the Hollow family.

28. The Jews and Their Lies - Martin Luther. One of the most notorious antisemitic texts, right up there with the Protocols. It's going to be a pretty apalling read but it has pretty damn significant historical value so it's probably worth reading.

29. Dianetics - L. Ron Hubbard. The scientology book. It's way longer than you'd expect.

30. Everyone Poops - Taro Gomi. I don't understand this because girls don't poop.

31. In His Own Write - John Lennon. His writing and art, mostly just a bunch of absurd bullshit. I want to remain neutral and not just hate the book because I hate the guy. We'll see if it deserves that.

32. Bear - Marian Engel. This is that Canadian novel where the woman has a romance with a bear.

33. How To Get A Girlfriend - Chad Scott Nellis. Some bullshit self published thing. I'm gonna be swimming in punani.

34. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck - Mark Manson. Some self help schlock afaik.

35. Gabriel Dropout (vol. 3) - UKAMI. This is that cutesy manga about those angels and demons in human high school.

36. 120 Days of Sodom - Marquis De Sade. Old story of elite sex cults, I'm pretty sure it's the origin of that being like a thing that people conspiracy theory about.

37. Phenomenology of Spirit - Hegel. You probably know Hegel from either Marx or Fallout New Vegas. I know Hegel because a chick at my friend's co-op talked at me about him for like ten minutes while I was way too shit faced to know what the fuck is going on around me at all but I nodded along.

38. Star Wars: The Ultimate Sticker Collection. I bought this used for a buck fifty with half the stickers gone. All the new trilogy ones were still there.

39. The Anarchist Cookbook. Vom hard at the idea of "buying" this but I want to make sure I get the version as it appears in the meme so I guess I'll drop a few bucks on it.

40. An American Life - Ronald Reagan. Practical applications for previous book.

41. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger. Had to read this in high school, hated it, maybe it'll be better this time around.

42. Finnegan's Wake - James Joyce. An early postmodernist work about uhhh fucking whatever it was about. I'm not gonna lie if Ulysses is this hard for me this one will kill me.

43. The Charles Mingus CAT-alog for Toilet Training Your Cat. I'm not in the know when it comes to music but apparently this guy is like one of the gods of jazz. And he wrote a book on teaching your cat to shit in a people-toilet.

44. Am I Disabled? - The Simpsons S7E7. This is the book Homer reads where he learns obesity is a disability and gets really fat so he can work from home. Story of my life.

45. Serial Experiments Lain: An Omnipresence in Wired - Yoshitoshi ABe. The Lain artbook, with the short manga The Nightmare of Fabrication. Will be very expensive to get ahold of.

46. Pounded by the Pound - Chuck Tingle. We've heard enough about this guy the bit was holding onto the last molecule of funny it had like five years ago but I now had to buy a compilation paperback of his work for this.

47. Ford Capri II 2.8 & 3.0 Owners Workshop Manual 1974-1987. Had to order this from the UK couldn't find any in the US.

48. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov. We all know what this is. Of all things when my mom saw this list this was the book she pointed out as being really good, which I thought was funny.

49. Man's Life Magazine, September 1956 issue. "Weasels Ripped My Flesh." Good god it will be difficult finding the actual magazine, but the weasels story itself has been reprinted.

50. Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs (2nd Edition) - Harold Abelson et al. I like when people make anime girls have it :)

51. Shiver - Junji Ito. Never been a major Ito fan but a couple of his works I really liked are in this compilation.

52. Neon Genesis Evangelion (vol. 2) - Yoshiyuki Sadamoto. The Eva manga was really good I've actually read it before.

53. How To Avoid Huge Ships - Captain John W. Trimmer. Classic meme because I guess the cover and premise is very funny but I don't really get the joke. It's not that ridiculous sounding of a book, it's just niche.

54. Spice and Wolf (vol. 1) - Isuna Hasekura. Light novel for that manga we've been seeing around. They put a generic cover on it and replaced the anime girl so it could sell to non-weebs.

55. Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand. My sister read this in like middle school and unironically no joke started bawling crying sobbing because poor people are so evil and awful.

56. The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle. Oh Boy I Sure Hope This Little Wiggly Guy Eats Something Normal! Oh no.. oh dear ...

57. Glow In The Dark - Kanye West. Very very hard to get a physical copy but we'll try. Photo book of his tour of the same name.

58. Mein Kampf - Adolf Hitler. Now obviously this wasn't included on the list for the genuine important historical value this book has but that's what I'm going to be reading it for. In reading it critically afaik it really paints a picture of how pathetic and unwell he was.

59. Higurashi: When They Cry. I hear it's really good.

60. This is a naked photo of Daniel Radcliffe posed with a horse.

61. Aberration in the Heartland of the Real - Wendy S. Painting. This is a book on the life of the OKBOMB guy, Timothy McVeigh. I hate how true crime shit has become so polarized as either sensational dogshit to make women walk with their keys between their knuckles or some awful horrible thing that's not worth looking into because "they were just racist/misogynistic/etc" I think it's all very reductive so this promises to be a good read.

62. KUBARK Counterintelligence Interrogation. CIA document on breaking a prisoner and interrogating from the 60s.

63. The Game - Neil Strauss. The Bible for pickup artists.

64. Identifying Wood - R. Bruce Hoadley. Yep, it's wood.

65. Fresh And Fabulous Meals in Minutes - Ainsley Harriot. Lots of memes about him but this is just a regular cookbook.

66. The Turner Diaries - Andrew Macdonald. Far-right racist book that inspired terrorism and hate crimes. People who read it and didn't already agree with it going in have said it's poorly written and just blows, and in the peek I took that seems to be true. It's too influential to not read if I'm going to be reading about Timothy McVeigh. Hard to get since it got pulled from most online stores following Jan 6th.

67. The C Programming Language (2nd Edition) - Brian W. Kernighan & Dennis M. Ritchie. Gonna learn to code I guess.

68. A Little Life - Hanya Yanagihara. It's a story about a group of mentally ill gay men living in New York. Has been described as trauma porn written by a woman fetishizing gay men and is on there because channers like making fun of it, but it was also shortlisted for a Pulitzer.

69. The Rose of Paracelsus - William Leonard Pickard. The author was the victim of one of the largest acid busts and he wrote this in prison.

70. The Book of Mormon - Joseph Smith. Interested to learn what the fuck Mormons are actually all about.

71. Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - J.K. Rowling. Like most people I read these in middle school. They were mid then and they're ass now but I'm not gonna tryhard about how bad they are because you've probably heard enough at this point.

72. A Critique of Pure Reason - Immanuel Kant. As someone who doesn't know shit about philosophy I'm excited.

73. Autobiography - Morrissey. Notorious for being published through Penguin Classics which is NOT for Morrisseys. Bad Morrissey. Go to your room.

74. Official Final Fantasy 7 Strategy Guide. I'm gonna get so good at FF7 dude.

75. My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness - Kabi Nagata. Think of the most annoying bpd she/they you know and then imagine a really mid book that she'd become way too annoying about. You've imagined this book.

76. Children of the Matrix - David Icke. The origin of the reptoids conspiracy theory.

77. Anti-Oedipus - Deleuze and Guattari. Mario and Luigi for your leftist roommate who won't do the dishes

78. Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace. It's a book about a person place or thing I know that much.

79. Sonichu #0 - Gonna be near impossible to source a physical copy from its short Lulu run.

80. Uncle Tom's Cabin - Harriet Beecher Stowe. Obviously of great historical importance but I get a sneaking suspicion that's not why they put it on the list.

81. Bronze Age Mindset - Bronze Age Pervert. This is... Well, it's sure something.

82. Drilled By My Two Cowboys - Aurora Sommers. BBW Cowboy porn 😋💦

83. The Brothers Karamazov - Fyodor Dostoevsky. People say it's his best work and if it's anywhere near as good as C&P was it'll blow me away. Also the Godfather was inspired by it.

84. Spare - Prince Harry. Really unfunny inclusion I can't imagine there's much value in it.

85. Da Jesus Book. That's the Hawaiian Pidgin translation of the New Testament. So basically I'm just reading the bible with extra steps.

86. Elon Musk - Ashlee Vance. Biography on Elon Musk apparently, not especially interested cause good chance it'll just suck him off hard.

87. Where's Waldo (Deluxe) - Martin Handford. Oh god I hope I find him.

88. Dracula - Bram Stoker. Shoulda subbed to Dracula Daily......

89. Bart Simpson's Guide to Life. I'm excited to see what Bart has to say about what I need to do with myself.

90. Bakemonogatari (vol. 1) - Nisio Isin. I've heard of this in passing I don't really know anything about this light novel except there's like girls and they're monsters maybe?

91. Business Secrets of the Pharoahs - Mark Crorigan. Fake book from S8E2 of the show Peep Show, which I've never heard of. It's British.

92. Industrial Society and Its Future - Ted Kaczynski. All I really know about Ted's ideas in the end is that everyone on here says he's based. I definitely want to read him and formulate my own opinion but I will probably also end up agreeing that he's based.

93. My Twisted World - Elliot Rodger. This is the manifesto of that incel shooter, probably a pretty worthwhile read in the same way a lot of this stuff is, a look into a deeply troubled person's mind.

94. Wash Your Penis - Jordan B. Peterson. This doesn't exist so we'll just read 12 Rules for Life.

95. Andrew Tate's Exegesis of the Quran. Unfortunately he did not actually write one though I bet it would be soooo terrible and funny. But we will read the Quran.

96. Art of the Deal - Donald Trump. Time to find out why people respected this guy.

#this is long but im really excited for this list it's a great time #so much treasure so much trash...

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Bounced back and forth, think I'll just make this post-

(Warning: Under the read more, if tumblr keeps the read more intact, is me, an aromantic/aegofictosexual person ramble-ranting about aroaceness in fandom. You're free to scroll past if you wish, or to disagree with me on whatever takes for whatever reason, this is just my one opinion on something I consider to be a big pet peeve of mine.)

(If you read this and go "but I don't do that!", then I trust you, and you're not the kind of person I'm talking about. I'm moreso referring to some things I've personally either witnessed or experienced in previous fandoms, and nobody this applies to will actually see this post unless it, like, gets a bajillion notes...um, hopefully.)

It is so. fricking. frustrating. having my only possible representation in media be like...[that one character] from DR. You know. the otaku or "geek" that's portrayed to be unattractive, "gross", and "weird", and will eventually express sexual attraction to "3D" people, because their attraction to and obsession with 2D was never a sexuality, but intended to be some creepy, incomprehensible thing, and a way to demonstrate their shortcomings and inability to actually court someone.

Characters who actually match my sexuality and experience will never exist unless I make them with my own hands, because both allos and other aces consider me "not ace enough".

This honestly plays a big part in why I'm really touchy about aroace headcanons; because often times they're blatantly used to say people aren't allowed to ship [character a] with [character b] -- and the person making the headcanon is usually 100000% fine with [character a] being put in a gay ship, but will loudly complain if they see them featured in the (usually het, usually canonically teased) first ship. Because it was never about actually writing an aroace character, it was about reframing "ewwww you like THAT ship?? gross uxu what's wrong with you??" into "uhhhmmmm but that character's aroace-coded" "sorry, I can't see them as anything other than aroace" (yeah, I didn't ask? Everyone else gets to talk about THEIR ships with that character and you enthusiastically support them...) And it's like... I feel like these types of headcanons specifically are always presented like, inherently, I'm totally, obviously going to agree with them, and if I don't, then clearly I'm just not aroace. (I wish that was more of a dramatization, but I had someone who I previously told my seuxality to go "oh. well. I'm asexual, so I see this character as aroace-coded, (and I'm right)" <- not outright said but very, very heavily implied, especially because they continuously insisted the character was "canonically aroace-coded", and I just had to sit there like... "...okay, but I'm aroace. (and I think saying that about a clearly het-intended character that's constantly being flirted and canonically shipped in extra side materials with is kinda hurtful)" <- I didn't say that part)

And the fact that no one respects if a character is canonically het or bi kind of plays into why I don't care when a character is canonically gay or ace. If everyone's sexuality is just "gay (MAYBE ace!!!)" or "okay but have you CONSIDERED they might be bi??? (stop putting them in het ships >:((( )" only when it's convenient, then why should I care for my downtime? It doesn't change canon. And I don't feel represented by people's on-the-whim, flimsy-as-fuck headcanons.

But it does still piss me off when people take a reboot or remake or continuation and flagrantly disregard a character's canon sexuality.

And it's upsetting that aroace characters 1. aren't really a thing for the most part, and 2. get written over when they are a thing.

I imagine that when I finally manage to finish one of my stories or games and, y'know, all of my characters are bi/pan/demi because that's what I tend to write...that's probably just gonna get changed to be "whoops everyone's gay lol" by the fandom, and I've already come to terms with that. (Well, by the part of the fandom that isn't populated by "ugh, everything is so WOKE now!" assholes, I'm just gonna pretend they won't even show up because they aren't worth it.) But then, it's also like...if someone officially continued or adapted my properties, and they changed my characters to be all straight or maybe one character gets to be kinda-sorta gay or something, I. I would definitely lose my shit.

-vague gestures-

I don't really know where I'm going with this, I just wanted to say my whole piece without having to worry about being accused of derailing/not listening to a post-

But basically if you're outraged whenever a gay character's sexuality is changed for any reason in any context, I better hear you be that upset about the rest of the possible orientations, and not pulling that shit yourself. I swear to god.

#not important #chaotic rambles #discourse #sorry for the vagueness about characters n stuff i just dont wanna wind up in any fandom searches #how to bridge the fact that im only attracted to fictional characters #with the fact that i have to be repeatedly made to realize i've never seen any character like me in fiction at all ever #only characters that are kinda sorta like me and also the unattractive loser butt of every single joke #also character sexuality is so...weird and not-solid to my brain y'all #i only have like...two or three characters that are full-on gay? out of the hundreds i've written?#about the same for het or ace or...you know any other combinations/other sexualities #it's usually more natural to my brain to have my characters shipped with basically anyone and everyone #and only a few times has a character effectively grabbed me by the horns and went “no. im not into that. and you cannot make me be.”#which creates a funny tidbit where two of my gay characters have radically different tastes in the same gender #so they both think the other one is “weird" and it's just really amusing to me #they also arent attracted to each other due not fitting into each other's tastes #it's just like...the only two men in a gay bar and they hiss at each other like cats #why did it turn out this way? genuinely no clue #i have a third gay man but he's got a third completely unique to him taste and he's just standing there #awkwardly sipping his drink like “oh god neither of these two ask me to agree with them please”

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peanutbutteresque · 1 year

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salut, bonjour, guten dag, ciao!

get to know me and le château of my mind (っ˘ڡ˘)っ♨

⍣ i never get caffeinated even after drinking two cups of coffee in less than 10 minutes time gap (i feel like i can pull five cups of coffee in a day and still feel nothing, haven’t tried it yet but i’m pretty confident). it is probably because i have been having lattes, not that tiny yet deadly shots of espresso or proper drip coffee. i normally have one instant coffee and low-calorie sweetener dissolve in small amount of hot water, then put some ice cubes, and at last, pour the pricey-but-hard-to-resist oat milk on it cause we need to balance that less than a dollar grinded coffee with a five dollars milk. believe me, this simple recipe creates a decent typa coffee. it does taste so good and addicting but it doesn’t kick in, i need something stronger which means more acidity and bitterness that i don’t think my tummy is ready for a level up yet. i’m saying this all as if i’m in a person who needs a specific dose of caffeine per day to get their busy business life done lol wrong person *cough cough*. but no, i adore coffee and its caffeine on behalf of dopamine and antioxidant. i also do have a very special coffee buddy whom i cherish the most. we have paired our lattes with an interesting range of food, we went from cakes/cookies to instant noodles. we literally have everything with our lattes. i wish we can go out more and do cafes hopping to explore all the coffee recipes that exist. anyway, y’all better drink water more than coffee, we can’t deny the fact that it’s 100000 times healthier and more important than that colored drinks.

⍣ i am an aries, yup, “the leader” of all the signs, the hard to get, the dominating, the chaser, the independent, mr/ms. confident, the headstrong, type of personality, and the list goes on. frankly, i don’t always feel like i own those natures, it feels like i lean more toward the soft and emotional kind of aries. i can be as indecisive as a libra, sometimes confidence doesn’t seem to be my strong suit, i can’t always say what’s on my mind like most of the aries i know seem to be really good at, i tend to put myself on other’s shoes, i think too much than i act, there were numbers of argument i lost because i chose to breakdown and cried rather than defense myself, i can be as gossipy as gemini. just like many aries, i do have a perfection side but it often leads to me being angry and depressed about it. they said, aries is the type of person who is strong and reliable, i might seen as one with my appearance and how i am in my daily life. can’t deny the fact that people see me as a joker, i always make them laugh in any occasion with or without a purpose. i often wonder, am i doing it because they expect me to do so or is there even a possibility that i am a natural joker? hate to break it to you, i don’t think so, it is true that deep down, i am a wreck, i am lost, i am scared, i do not know what to do. the future i once had a clear vision of seems blurry right now. i need someone to wake up the real sleeping aries in me, she must know how to face a situation like this with such grace and poise. anyway, sorry for turning this into a journal but it will eventually just so you know ;)

⍣ let’s get into the real business, i will use this space to post reviews about movies and tv shows (mostly on netflix and disney+) have watched that leave strong impressions on me. it actually will be rewritten from the reviews i have done on my instagram. most of them posted in close friends, and please note that i have a really really small circle, that’s why i’m planning to re-post them on this platform so it will be more accessible. since i am a full-time fangirl, i will also be liking, re-blogging and might be posting everything about my favorite artists, be it holywood peeps, kpop or cpop idols (mostly wang yibo and xiao zhan)!!

thank you for coming to my ted talk. please check out my blog regularly for the new updates! take care my loves and be happy! see you latte(r)! <3

#first point seems fun and all then 2nd point shows up in all goth #im thinking of my dear latte as im writing this #yup no time for self-reflection #why go to therapy when you have your latte #quarter life crisis in a nutshell

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softxsuki · 1 year

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Hello sunshine!! Please take as much time as you need with this, thank you for such a wonderful event.

My pronouns are they/them. Fandoms are haikyuu, tears of themis and txt. I would prefer a romantic matchup and my MBTI is ENFP. I am a Sagittarius (sun,mercury &venus) Leo Moon and Aquarius (Rising & Mars). What I value most in a relationship is emotional support, teamwork and communication. I always liked people with gentle eyes or eyes that are the most noticeable part of someone. Anyone with an aura that comes off shy and introverted but still sure of themselves is very attractive to me. Personality would be someone who’s kindness + sincerity + integrity shines through even if they are a bit apprehensive towards people or situations. Big heart energy, if I must say.

My personality is I am a good balance of emotions and logic. I love making people laugh and loosen up and I’m always ready to lend an ear. Sincerity is my favourite attribute in someone so it’s what I try to be everyday. The therapist friend and mom of the group most times. Troubles can weigh on me for days but I always remain optimistic despite. I am an ambivert with more introverted hobbies like writing, watching new shows and finding new music, reading poetry & non fiction, taking long walks and learning new languages.

Currently I am in a degree studying Cognitive Science with a minor in Computer Science. Random things that are very dear to me are my dogs, early mornings, my dark blue windbreaker, fruits and the 2001 movie, Artificial Intelligence. The quote I always live by is, “Follow your heart but take your brain with you.”

For the scenario, I would like a scenario about 3am late night talking, giggling under the covers about stupid jokes and talking about the most random topics. Thank you so much for doing this, take care of yourself. ❤️

1000 Follower Matchup Event #13

My event is now CLOSED but I will be doing more events like these in the future. You can check out the masterlist to this event here.

Note: 100000 years late, but it's finally here. Hope you enjoy. Also side note to anyone looking through my masterlist, I need to fix all the links on my account so they don't go straight to google (on mobile) and some just don't work so I'll need to work on that soon. In the meantime if you can't find your matchup that I've already posted you can try searching for it like Matchup #1 or something. idk. or send me an ask and I'll try and find it for you

I match you with SUGAWARA, SOOBIN, and LUKE

Runner-ups were Asahi, Taehyun, and Vyn

Sugawara:

I instantly thought Suga was a great match for you because you said you like someone with gentle eyes and I just LOVE Sugawara’s eyes. They look so comforting, like you can just open up to him about your deepest darkest secrets and he’d listen unconditionally.

Study dates are in your future with Suga, I’m not sure if he’s incredibly smart, but I’m pretty sure he isn’t failing like our beloved Tanaka or Kageyama lol. So you’d both have tons of study dates, though he does get distracted MANY times by your beauty and just stares at you with loving eyes until you catch him and make him focus on his work again. Cute~ He appreciates how intelligent you are, but also how laid back you can be. You’re the only person who’s ever really there for him so the fact that you can also listen to his worries and make him feel better on his bad days is so so special to him. He’d go out of his way to show you little signs of his thanks–nothing crazy, just things like bringing you flowers, buying you breakfast in the morning before your classes, little things to show he was thinking of you!

3am’s with Sugawara:

For some reason, I headcanon that this man can’t stay up late for the life of him

So 3am’s with Suga are delirious; he’s just rambling on about something and isn’t fully making sense, so you’re just laughing at him and he gets pouty because his half-awake self thinks you’re making fun of him

You had proposed the idea of a sleepover to him, and he was really trying his best to stay awake

Cue him jolting up and running to the bathroom to throw cold water over his face every few minutes

You do try and tell him that it’s okay for him to just fall asleep, but he refuses, he NEEDS to stay awake

Mission failed though because he does end up falling asleep as you just admire his sleeping face, deciding to end your attempt at an all nighter and just sleep with him as well

He does wake up early though and uses the time to admire you as you sleep

Soobin:

Okay so I had originally had Taehyun as my first choice, but after months of letting this matchup sit, I thought Soobin would be a better choice. Now excuse me if any of this is wrong, it’s been a long time since I delved into anything-txt-related, but I do still keep up with their music. I just haven’t had time to watch their other stuff SIGH. But again the eyes part made me choose him. Soobin has the cutest, most gentlest eyes in the whole world. Literally if he ever looks at me and asks me for anything, I’d have to give it to him, how can you say no? And let me just say, he definitely uses that to his advantage.

With the boys he’s a cheeky menace, but with you, he’s just so incredibly sweet (but still has his playful moments whenever he isn’t being shy). I’d like to think he’d be a gentleman with his s/o and treat them with so much love and care. He loves how intelligent you are and likes to watch you study instead of doing any studying himself lol. Really soft with you.

3a.m’s with Soobin:

I think he’s used to staying up late so being up at this time is no issue for him

He’ll think of something fun for the two of you to do together, whether it be playing games, or making a late night meal if you’re craving it

I picture cute convenience store runs as you both giggle in the dark of the night, as if only the two of you exist in the world–not a worry in sight

Soobin is more of a listener, so when you return to the comfort of your bed, he looks in awe at everything you tell him, listening to every little detail and jumping in to respond whenever it feels right to do so

It’s like staying up late with your best friend

You both make a bet on who can stay up the longest, whoever falls asleep first has to buy the other food the next day–something cute like that

Overall, it’s a fun night

Luke:

Your very own golden retriever, protective boyfriend. Shy, yet confident Luke, he’s perfect for you. He’d love your dogs, since I’m pretty sure he’s a dog person–love that. He’s a detective (and very in-shape) so he loves going on morning walks with you and your dogs. Early mornings are his favorite time of day to spend with you, seeing your face each morning is like the equivalent of drinking coffee for other people.

He’s typically busy with work, but whenever he’s free, he loves watching movies with you and just staying home to spend lots of time with you doing all your favorite things. He’s fascinated that you love learning different languages so he probably asks you to teach him a new word each day just so he can be included in that part of your life. In return he’ll let you in on some detective secrets (nothing classified though, sorry).

Best partner you could have really.

3a.m’s with Luke:

I need to replay every chapter of tot i swear

But I think Luke is the type to stay up late doing detective work (research and thinking things through) so he’s used to staying up

On the rare free nights that he gets, he’d feel super relaxed finally not having any work to do so he might feel a little drowsy as he listens to you chat about your day and other little things that come to your mind

He listens to every word though, refusing to fall asleep and leave you speaking to yourself

Use this opportunity to get him to say cute things without a filter, he’s usually not as confident with his words of affection when he’s wide awake (even though he does really care for you, he’s not fully used to it yet)

Throws the covers over the two of you and cuddles into you

Doesn’t fall asleep until you do first, no matter how tired he is

Not that thrilling, but definitely still tons of fun

EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Posted: 5/25/2023

#haikyuu matchup #tears of themis matchup #txt matchup

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deepspacedukat · 1 year

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I was going to add a comment to your post about ST:PIC, but I felt maybe this was too long and personal of a comment. And I don't even need a response if you don't feel like giving one. But I wanted to say, I understand, at least a little. When the DS9 episode with Jadzia's same sex kiss aired the first time on live TV, I was watching, and my mother turned it off and said it was disgusting. It's not like I was a little kid either - I was a teenager. I didn't see the end of that episode until it was streaming on Netfix decades later. My mother watched TOS when she was younger, so you would think that she would've understood that Star Trek likes being on the cutting edge of social commentary.

Anyway that was almost 30 years ago and I wish the real world had changed more in that time. I'll also add that my mom turning off the TV that day didn't stop me from eventually thinking that both Bashir and Jadzia were the best looking actors on the show. That weren't Romulans.

Thank you so much for sending me this, my friend. 💜 I hope you’re okay with me responding to this publicly (if you’re not, please let me know and I’ll take it down asap). Seriously, this message and all the other responses I’ve gotten have been really positive, so thank you! 💖

I’ve been trying to think of a reply to this beyond a simple ‘thank you,’ because I definitely want to make sure what I say is meaningful (especially given the personal nature of your message). Because this message 100000% deserves a meaningful response. This is a really important topic.

It’s nice to know I’m not alone. I mean, obviously, I’m sorry you had to go through that, of course, but thank you for taking the time to tell me about your experience. Moments like both yours and mine aren’t pleasant, but they do serve to illustrate a couple points.

I’m gonna pop them under a readmore. This is just a little dig for a silver lining to all this. Feel free to ignore if you like. I just felt rambly and had a few thoughts bouncing around in my head.

1.) Reassuring Non-Uniqueness - Almost anything you go through has been gone through before. I’m not downplaying anyone’s experiences by any means! Own your story! It’s your own! Your experiences are important! What I do mean is that if you’re looking for a solution to a problem you’re facing, there are likely a lot of people who can tell you what they did/how they faced a similar problem. You can learn from their experiences and take comfort in the fact that someone knows how you’re feeling (or at least have a pretty good idea of what you’re going through). You’re never alone. There are people who’ve been where you are and who will stand with you. (Also, you can make some pretty awesome friends in the process.)

2.) Failure To Replicate - Hatred and bigotry are obviously bad things. Do I even need to say that? Hopefully, people know that already. For the sake of my sanity, I’m going to assume people do know that. Once you get to a certain point, you start to realize that if you’re recognizing hatred/intolerance in your parents that you don’t share, while the hatred is bad, by simply recognizing that you don’t share it, that means their attempts to teach you to be intolerant like them have failed. Instead of raising their kids to be exactly like them, the goal of every good parent should be to raise their kids to be good people. As long as people keep failing to raise their kids to be hateful like them, the number of kind people in the world will keep growing. [insert “Task Failed Successfully” meme here]

I know this isn’t like...a super comprehensive essay, but I did want to toss out my two cents in case it helps someone.

...Also, on a less serious note: You’re very right, Julian and Jadzia are both SUPER ATTRACTIVE. *giggles in bisexual*

#deepspacedukat asks #starrynightgardens #just a ramble #seriously thank you so much for the message

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alright my long awaited (nobody asked) thoughts on the new maneskin album as a bitch that had way too much maneskin on her Spotify wrapped.

OWN MY MIND - 7/10

I rlly fuckin vibe w this song . the instrumentals in my opinion are some of the best in the album . ive been walking about going do u wanna do u wanna own my mind to the point where its annoying ppl.

GOSSIP- 9/10

don't ask me why this song just has a little bit of girlypop to it. anyway I dance in my bedroom to this this is what this song was made for. drunk women to dance around in their bedrooms in a tshirt and underwear. do your sexy little drunk jumping dance throwing ur hair around u will have such a good time. tom morello FUCKS btw.

TIMEZONE - 8/10

made my cry what the fck . my u key is sticky btw I might jst be missing the u from words sometimes . anyway im a sucker for a rock ballad . the Spotify notes saying it was the least thought out song by dam as an anxious love letter,,,, my heart. the raw emotion in his voice. its gonna send me over the edge

`BLA BLA BLA - 6/10

this was probably my lest favourite from the album it just didn't make me feel any kind of way. is it a bad song by any means ? no I think its fun and the storyline of the song is rlly interesting in the whole depicting the perspective of the most toxic boyfriend and playing it in a way that ridicules him but musically it just wasn't my style as much as the other tracks were

BABY SAID - 8/10

BASS LINE !!!!!!!!!!!! SLAY !!!!!! its got a good build to it and i rlly like the overall song it reminds me of something but I cant place what . this is gonna be another one I end up dancing to . it feels like an updated version of a song that would be on il ballo della vita . u know . it has il bella della vita vibes. I fuck w it

GASOLINE- 8.5/10

IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE !!!!!! genuinely I wanted it on the album since we got the teaser last year its such a good song with a powerful message the only thing is I wish it had a bit More going on like the heaviness of the song builds with every 'were gonna dance on gasoline' (and it did a little) so its just musical rock madness by the end if u catch my drift. its still a fucking banger tho and im so happy its on the album

FEEL - 7/10

this song reminds me of something and I DONT KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSSS. maybe its something 90s early 2000s but I cant figure it out. parts of the album have very britpop or like 90s rock vibes anyway the lil 'im about to make u feel' then straight into the guitars gets me pumped and I love it

DONT WANNA SLEEP - 7/10

big fan of the instrmentals and when dam shouts when he sings bt its just nit my fave from the album. I do love the dichotomy of the music and the lyrics and Thomas played w that guitar solo

KOOL KIDS- 100000/10

obsessed. very 90s britpop. the rawness the emotion behind it the fact that he was drnk when they recorded it the frustration with the sneering and snobbery of people post Eurovision the references to everything that happened over those weeks the 'eat my shit' at the end. its powerful what does it mean to be cool why is there so much pressure on people to look and act a certain way why do we have all these preconceived notions on people based on everything down to the music they listen to . I love it .

IF NOT FOR YOU - 10/10

im a scier for a rock ballad. the fact this was done in a one-take. the vocals the strings the instrumentals in general its just so gorgeous . im sobbing listening to it rn . I want this as my first dance as my wedding I really do I need to get my boyfriends approval tho. and he actually needs to propose first which won't be soon. I have time to convince him

READ YOUR DIARY - 7/10

I know that this is kinda a dark song about obsession but,, what is that melody . the chorus just goes so hard . its so good. AGAIN THOMAS BRINGING IT ALL TOGETHER WITTH THE GUITAR SOLO !!!!!!!!!

MARK CHAPMAN- 9/10

Im still learning Italian. but this song fucks so hard. genuinely all of their Italian songs are amazing I don't thinks there's one bad one. but the pace the guitars the bass the drums (all of them basically) I love some fast paced rock I love his voice I love this fucking song . Thomas u fucking genius the guitar solo SLAYED !!!!!!!!!!1

LA FINE - 10/10

im quitte literally obsessed w this song. ive made my mm listen to it. I power walk to class listening to it. it has that Teatro d'ira vibes to it very much zitti e buoni in nome del padre moments kind of lividi Sui gomiti vibes as well and girl. thats my fave album. it fucks. this song . and I love how they use their music to discuss important issues and serious topics

IL DONO DELLA VITA- 7/10

the storyline of this song is so interesting in its awareness of appreciating the things you have and what's around you and appreciating the little things and I can see this being phenomenal on stage and being recognised worldwide . I like faster paced songs but I love this song and I think the way it all builds and comes to a climax at the end is gorgeous before it slows down again for damiano and vic to all it all together. brilliant

MAMMAMIA- 10/10

girl it was number 2 in my wrapped second to zitti e buoni. makes me feel like a whore makes me want kill someone in a sexy way its fantastic. sexy ass bass line too. bass player is ALSO sexy.

SUPERMODEL

I was torn on this song when it first released bt the more one been listening to it the more I like it . love the nirvana reference. low waisted pants on onlyfans I pay for that <- best part of the song .

THE LONELIEST- 9/10

this is my mums favourites of the ones ive made her listen to . she likes the music video as well. again I cannot stress enough that domino is such a talented writer his lyrics are genuinely so poetic so beautiful and the band are so talented at building around the lyrics to portray the same form of real emotion with their instruments as domino does his voice everything just fits together and it creates masterpieces. I love this fucking song

the fact that a 6 was the lowest rating here today. I love maneskin fr I believe what theyre doing is reigniting the poplar interest in rock music and they are going to go so so so far . theyre genuinely some of the most talented people of our generation theyre insane. I really hope they expand their tor dates for future tours bc one uk show in england during my uni exam season is killing my Scottish ass . im obsessed w their music fr.

#måneskin

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i dont think that xie lian calling feng xin and mu qing "precious jades" means that he thought of them exactly like property or anything but they were his bodyguard and his servant and i think that relationship was reflected in that line. he valued them in a lot of ways, both as friends and as two people who were close to him very skilled and well-trained. and i also think that the precious jades line is sweet like awww youre 15 and you think your two best friends are the most special people in the world <3 and youre right

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[ID: a screenshot of fu yao and nan feng from the TGCF donghua standing next to each other with slightly dumbfounded expressions. overlaid top text reads "second guesser 🤝 face-value assessment" bottom text reads "idiot moves"]

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who is the most femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay character in either mdzs or tgcf 🎤

RATING TGCF CHARACTERS BY HOW FEMME CAMP QUEEN PUSSY CUNT CUNT SLAY THEY ARE

DISCLAIMER: i dont know what im talking about. minor spoilers for book 3

XIE LIAN: has had at least one femme moment but idk about camp or queen and only a little pussy but pretty cunt cunt and slay overall. half credit for being the flower crowned martial god and half off for being a trash god of scraps 5/10

HUA CHENG: femme (known to take the form of a sexy evil woman) ✅️ camp (mayor of ghost city) ✅️ queen (mayor of ghost city) ✅️ pussy cunt cunt (youve read the book) ✅️ slay (c'mon) ✅️ overall 100000/10

MU QING: he is not femme he is vain and insecure he is not camp he is actually very self conscious he is not queen but well maybe a little queen and very pussy cunt cunt slay. 8/10

FENG XIN: unfortunately basically none of these words apply to him but he gets a point for suggesting that xianle citizens get jacked to combat human face disease that was kind of a camp moment imo 1/10

QI RONG: femme❌️ camp ❌️queen❌️ pussy cunt cunt ✅️ slay ❌️would have had more points if he was pink but hes green. i reformatted this post and forgot my rating umm 3.5/10

JUN WU: he is SO not femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay he is incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr -100000/10

SHI QINGXUAN: perfect score but didnt die like hua cheng so no extra credit 10/10

HE XUAN: he did die so +2 but not camp or pussy so -2 overall also 10/10

YIN YU: tbh even less femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay than feng xin except for when he told quan yizhen to kill himself 2/10

QUAN YIZHEN: none of the above 0/10 which is also a perfect score in a different way

LING WEN: all of the above AND girlboss but didnt die 100/10

PEI MING: tbh also kinda incel daddy dom 2014 tumblr but he canonically fucks so only like -2/10 (sorry to pei ming likers i am not one of you but he is very funny)

SHI WUDU: im gonna be real i havent reread black water arc in like 2 years i dont remember his personality very well at all ummm 3/10 he gave cunt he served he died

i cant think of any more characters ✌️

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My #1 post of 2022

mulian is sooooo complicated like god.... platonic or romantic whatever the case its just tragic how mu qing thought xie lian was too good for him like how could they ever actually be friends BUT at the same time he also didnt think the gap between them was fair or fitting of their actual skills and xie lian occupied this very specific place in society that mu qing was always so far away from no matter how hard he worked (as mortals) and yet even though mu qing KNEW that he wasnt actually that far below xie lian he still didnt think any of that or their entire relationship meant they could be friends.... AND despite all that he still in awe of xie lian the whole time he thought xie lian was amazing.....

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Tancy Pt.2

Teddy: [omg I love it, this boy won’t love being interrupted but he’ll be amused by who did, catch him wave at this bf and say ‘oh hello, do come in’ like this is his house haha]

Nancy: [I hope you’ve brought your rugby friends sir because we are NOT having this conversation happen, no thank you, the way we’re launching ourself at this man is hilarious honestly, drag him away girl]

Teddy: [at least you can go and get dressed, thank god, I’ve wanted that to happen since you got out of that bloody bath lol, take your time and more peeps will be here by the time you reappear]

Nancy: [sorry to your flatmate who’s bed you’re evidently boning this man in because his clothes are in your room, who even are you sis, god knows]

Teddy: [we’re all thrilled to note that his keen gf will be here early because the party won’t have started hard enough that you can’t hear that, especially when you obvs want to sir, so you can likewise hookup with this girl in Nancy’s bed, which you will love]

Nancy: [just in case anyone was unsure what sort of party this was going to be lol, the messiness]

Teddy: [it sends me how blatant you both are at all times, couldn’t be more obvious unless he was calling this girl by her name]

Nancy: [these poor people being used so shamelessly, soz guys but she isn’t at all]

Teddy: [nor is he we all know it, but Nancy you in danger girl, your bf’s name is so similar to his and yet not similar enough and that’s asking for trouble]

Nancy: [I know, you’ve literally just plumped for different nicknames, you cannot though, you’d never live it down, gonna have to stick to daddy like your life depends on it lmao]

Teddy: [me like do you even know what this girl’s name is yet Teddy, cos I doubt it, oh these sociopaths, ANYWAY, shall we skip to a bit later in this party to find another moment between y’all?]

Nancy: [sounds good gal]

Teddy: [Winola gay what should we do? We’ve done sofa and balcony and beds, hmmmmm]

Nancy: [you could do some drugs together? Can make it more public than the bathroom or have other people in there if we needs]

Teddy: [that’s a good idea boo because they would be and often because drugs never last, and I’m 100000% sure y’all are just doing it out in the open anyway cos the kind of party this has become and the peeps you are]

Nancy: [and you will have to come out of your friend’s bedroom eventually and let your mans be here, even though you’re on edge about it because of who you are and who Teddy is too, clearly you are gonna be dumped by this one soon but that’s by the by for now]

Teddy: [mhmm, and he’ll have to let this girl out of Nancy’s room eventually too because she’ll wanna have a drink and dance and do drugs and talk to other people not just hookup with him in the host’s bed all night long, though I’m sure you gave it an impressively good go and were there for ages cos you don’t wanna leave sir]

Nancy: [gonna have you break away from your boyfriend because rugby lads are feral and they’re probably making up some gross game to do these drugs and you’re like no thank you, I will find another group to join and not make an absolute show of myself like that, and you can’t exactly turn right ‘round when the circle you fall into happens to include Teddy so here we are]

Teddy: [god, they’ll be doing it out of each other’s foreskins or butt cracks or something, why are rugby boys like that? It’s grim, I’ll be kind and say his gf is likewise not around because she’s catching up with the friends she came with after you rudely snatched her away forever, y’all are all welcome, catch this boy immediately coming up to her and doing her zip because there was the TINIEST bit that wasn’t zipped all the way to the top by her bf or herself post hookup and we can’t have that, LINGERING over the gesture like it’s the entire zip from top to bottom, moving her hair so he doesn’t catch it in there, the whole thing]

Nancy: [no one needs you coming for this poor girl, run hun, run and stay away because there’s never any telling which approach we shall take, truly as the mood takes us; at least you can finally take the time to look at him in his new ‘fit and nod appreciatively as if it is purely at your work in buying said clothing, straightening his collar with a tut]

Teddy: [doing such a dramatic and camp bow when she’s looking over his outfit as if he can take any credit except for how good he physically looks in it, you can tell your rugby bf he’s gay it’s fine we’d all believe it, no hate boy I love you, when she’s straightening his collar saying ‘I’ll need you tomorrow at [whatever am he is supposed to start work because meant to be a full half term hol long arrangement like lol make me look presentable then]’ but the way he says need you is borderline indecent because however long he hooked up with that girl she isn’t Nancy and it didn’t hit like it would if y’all just went there]

Nancy: [shaking your head with a smirk ‘don’t make me hate crime you’ because so camp, not that you actually care clearly but a lot of gals would and do ‘sure you’ll work it out between you’ with a look around the people who are just chilling near y’all right now as if you’re shocked his gf isn’t there beside him, like oh, where has she gone]

Teddy: [‘get in line, darling’ because like my boo said, so many people would and we’re aware, a glance over to these rugby lads first and foremost like her bf is gonna come and fight him, literally shrugging off the rest of what she said with a wave of his hand like meh because this girl has served her purpose for the moment and that’s how little he cares]

Nancy: [the homoerotic way y’all are doing drugs right now making our eyebrows nearly shoot off our face because the irony of the fact some of them probably are massive homophobes too is not lost on us, laughing like yeah, you better watch out ‘there’s security, I know them on a first name basis now’ lowkey saying you’ll protect him whilst also alluding to how often you get in shit in this place, love to see it]

Teddy: [shamelessly doing a wolf whistle loudly at these homoerotic antics because one thing about this boy he is a wind up and lads you have brought it upon yourselves I’m soz, nobody asked you to do all that ‘where were they earlier?’ not him bringing up their playfight and how she needed security to get him off her because he’s so strong and had her so overpowered]

Nancy: [‘oh my god’ but we are amused and not embarrassed because can hardly expect no comment to be passed if you’re gonna do things like that in front of everyone in the party, lads ‘them?’ gesturing at the boys again like oh how gay of you ‘bit rude though’]

Teddy: [‘I know where they were’ and following it up with bitchy shade that’s so true because even if we technically don’t we can offer up a good guess that calls out exactly the type of lads these are, gotta be extra cutting because we’re jealous this is the boyfriend she has and who she was hooking up with instead of us]

Nancy: [just listening and trying not to give anything away on your face because you don’t feel the need to defend your mans because we all know you don’t care that much and that Teddy is right but you also don’t want to give him the satisfaction of you being visibly amused by this ‘like it won’t be you in, how many years now?’ because got to remind yourself of his age always]

Teddy: [a face like THAT won’t be me, at the ridiculous playfighting antics these boys are now getting up to which is just them hitting each other, because he’s not that sort of bear and a LOOK like you’re the only person I want to playfight with thank you without saying it out loud, putting his hand on her lower back how he do and steering her away from as many of these peeps as poss, handing her a drink so they’ve both got their backs to that nonsense]

Nancy: [shrugging because you have feral boyfriends because they tolerate your mental behaviour for longer but you’re not freely admitting that right now, drink your drink and look at him, narrowing your eyes like you’re really appraising what he will be like in two years time when he goes to Uni ‘you’re going to be bored to death’ because you just like me fr and we couldn’t think of a single thing we would want to study]

Teddy: [stealing her drink and taking a sip like she tried to do to him earlier because he’s tall enough to hold it out of her reach already I’m sure even with growing he might still have to do ‘yeah’ because there’s no witty bants or pretend refusal about this, he knows he will and he’s dreading it, at least at school you get different subjects to piss about in]

Nancy: [‘plenty of time to worry about that later’ as we’re watching him drink our drink, wistfully, because of course we wish we still had the excuse of time to not have to think about these things, already having to commit to being a mess so hard so no one asks us what we’re doing with our lives ‘didn’t give me a chance to spit in it’ said in a way that you could just be saying oh I should’ve but also the you would like it if I had is there and blatant too]

Teddy: [when you feel her mood shift and you don’t like that and it lowkey has you a bit shook how much you don’t like it and care that she’s a bit sad because you normally don’t give a fuck how anyone else feels mostly, so therefore immediately downing what’s left of this drink and giving her the empty glass to spit in with 0 hesitation like you’re purely doing it to cheer her/give her what she wants]

Nancy: [me like you like each other ooh in such a childish manner but you do lol not soz because she also cared when he was talking about his family issues, even though you both did your best to make it not serious; not y’all out here doing your own gross challenges, like you should not spit into this empty glass, sis because it is really blatant that this isn’t rugby boy bants but we all know she is, LOOKING at him so expectantly about it too]

Teddy: [it’s cute actually, we all know I ship y’all for your cray feral antics but that is just nice, meanwhile, me grossing myself out as I’m trying to drink this tea knowing that he will be tilting this glass into his mouth from a height like he held the bottle for her last night at first, and drinking what is just her spit in SUCH an extra manner, at least she had some beverage to go with it before]

Nancy: [us sickening ourselves for the sake of our art lmao, got to be done, she is so into it and you’d have to be blind to miss it, even if she’s saying nothing and not making a move, the eyes say it all, when he’s done, grabbing his hand and pulling him to go find one of the dealers/someone who always has drugs on them at this party because you need to do something and it’s the only thing you can think of that isn’t what you actually want to do]

Teddy: [he’d be into it even if she blatantly wasn’t but the fact she is and she can’t hide that rn is heightening that so much, hence the way he’s keeping hold of her hand long past the point either of them need to, EVERYONE LOOK IT’S THE FIRST EVER HANDHOLD]

Nancy: [at least we can all pretend handholding is giving gay bff vibes, nothing going on here people, lollollol, going to say whatever drugs you’re doing it’s a tab or a pill so you can put it on each other’s tongues, keep the theme going]

Teddy: [good idea because y’all doing a line off each other’s bodies ruster style would escalate really fast and it wouldn’t be giving gay BFF, pull her into a space to dance while you’re waiting for these pills to kick in]

Nancy: [mhmm, not today, if you were in a less !! mood perhaps but at this stage it would be bad news girls, plus pills have a very touchy-feely energy so you can get away with this and just say you were high even though you’re not yet as you’re spinning around]

Teddy: [they do, we all remember that Skins scene of Cook and Emily off their tits dancing and he was essentially groping her, you can get away with a lot without giving yourselves away, you’re welcome]

Nancy: [whether your boyfriend agrees when he can tear himself away from his friends and give a shit where you are is another issue but clearly ain’t happening yet so be here allowing yourself to be closer to him than you have done because it’s just dancing]

Teddy: [mhmm, just dancing, not AT ALL saucy antics that he’s as per turned on by, nope, Winnie says these lads should have a fight btw because he loves the drama]

Nancy: [oh Win I love you you little monster, it’s probably real even though he’s not one of your psycho boyfriends because all his mates are here and boys egg each other on like that, and this is very blatant, even if you swear down its just the drugs and nothing else, which is a lie lol]

Teddy: [^^ and Teddy will deffo egg this boy on too because the second he gets in his grill to try and intimidate him how boys do so they don’t have to throw a punch/can stall it by chatting about what they are gonna do, Teddy, the absolute wind up that he is, will be like ‘Are we going to kiss?’ so that everyone can hear and be amused, he will be getting smacked but he does not care lol]

Nancy: [oh boy, ily, the awkward moment when you have to make a decision and you’d rather your boyfriend and his lairy friends get out, here acting like you care about getting in trouble and you can’t possibly afford to, which would be valid if you weren’t you, go have this awkward conversation/row in the corridor or something]

Teddy: [this boy unrepentantly calling ‘maybe later then, darling’ @ rugby bf in the tone of you know where I am if you do wanna kiss and it’s with your gf, haha, never change Teddy, cue his gf coming to fuss over him though which he’ll like because he likes attention but he’d obvs rather it was Nancy doing it]

Nancy: [oh to have to calm down a man and convince him you care more than you do, who needs it, you did make your bed though hun so you must, you can always say you’ll go meet him when your flatmate gets back and can control this party instead of you, do what you gotta even if you’re ending up in a worse mood for it]

Teddy: [meanwhile Teddy will be doing a line he absolutely doesn’t need rn off his gf in the suggestive manner we wouldn’t let tancy have like he’s so badly injured that he simply must, gotta do what he’s gotta do too, oh the way she’s such a shameless stand in]

Nancy: [you can’t be as fuming about it as you are but you are because your stand-in just left because of him so you are RAGING lol, storm off to your bedroom and kick whoever you need to out so you can sulk for a moment]

Teddy: [not this boy actually realising and caring so he comes trotting in, without knocking because he hasn’t had an entire personality transplant haha, it KILLS me that you really that obviously left your gf for dead to check Nancy is okay]

Nancy: [‘go away’ from under your pillow like the ultimate drama queen because you know someone is there but you aren’t looking to see who]

Teddy: [‘no’ sitting down next to her on this bed as close as he can get without accidentally squashing her]

Nancy: [groaning because it’s him even though you are secretly pleased it is because it means he left that girl in the dust lol]

Teddy: [the way he’s stroking her back in what is supposed to be a comforting manner but he doesn’t know how to do that so he’s just being lowkey indecent about it]

Nancy: [‘I hope your face really hurts’ as a way to ask how his face is, even though he clearly doesn’t care so it can’t be that bad]

Teddy: [‘it does’ in the vocal equivalent of 🥺 purely because she can’t resist it and he wants her to lift her head and look at him if only for a second]

Nancy: [of course you have to look up at him, even if under the pretence it is fully just to scowl and deliver this ‘good’ with your whole chest, sneakily looking to see how fucked/not fucked your face looks though]

Teddy: [when everything about his expression and the smile he can’t help but do is giving when you play peekaboo with a kid and you’re lovingly like there she is, not even in a pisstaking way he’s just glad to see her and glad his plan worked ‘Am I hideous?’ because want her to keep looking at us and not flop back down asap]

Nancy: [you absolutely think it is in a piss-taking way and have to kick him like stop it you, managing a small smile in a ha kind of way at this ‘yes, still’ like nothing new there, flop]

Teddy: [‘ow’ which could be at the kick but is deffo more so that the bants of calling him ugly because so offended, putting his hands to his heart dramatically like how dare you and how could you]

Nancy: [folding your knees up under your chin and hugging them to you ‘why did you do that?’ as a genuine question and you also bemoaning the fact he did]

Teddy: [‘he hit me’ as if he didn’t do anything at all to provoke or deserve such a thing]

Nancy: [‘he wasn’t going to’ ‘cos yes, we all saw you give him no choice there]

Teddy: [‘in that case, he should be thanking me’ because we all know he’ll be the big man with his mates for this ‘tell him I said, you’re welcome’]

Nancy: [scoffing like no, I shan’t be doing that ‘he’s not interested’ like best you get that into your head now]

Teddy: [‘in me or you?’ just asking her if she’s been dumped, don’t mind us]

Nancy: [‘fuck you’ genuinely offended because terrible self-esteem]

Teddy: [saying her name when he could’ve said a million other things instead to get his you know what I mean across]

Nancy: [looking at him for a while, debating how serious he is actually being or if this is all still messing with you ‘they’d have more fun at the pub anyway’ like that’s the energy and how you left things]

Teddy: [not this boy literally taking her knees she was hugging and then dragging her down the bed by her legs to be closer to him, gently but it’s still !! how could it not be and he’s still saying ‘you’ll have more fun with me anyway’ however soft and sincere he is being compared to usual]

Nancy: [can’t help but make a noise about it, again, how could you not, you neither saw it coming nor know how to deal with it, shaking your head at him very !! ‘you’ll be busy’ sounding very like a pouty child but that can’t be helped either]

Teddy: [doing another hot shh not at the noise that we love but at her pouty comment, shaking his own head like no I won’t ‘I’ll be here’ just lying with her on this bed basically spooning rn nbd]

Nancy: [‘you have to tell everyone we didn’t fuck’ then realising how that would sound like you definitely did, doing a lil lol as you are getting comfortable ‘just make sure that people know, yeah?’]

Teddy: [‘okay, I will’ while he’s wrapping his arms around her, again trying to be comforting but it’s just indecent]

Nancy: [making a noise that could just be him squashing you but it isn’t, pulling his arms around you tighter]

Teddy: [really doing the most to pull her whole body into his more, holding her even tighter about it]

Nancy: [holding his hands in front of your stomach, curling your legs up like you’re making yourself as small and surrounded by him as you possibly can]

Teddy: [doing his own noise fully in her ear, can’t even help it, just gotta, we’d call it a happy sigh but we cannot because it’s so much more than that]

Nancy: [getting to do your own hot shh about it, hot because it’s shaky af and blatant how affected you are by all this too]

Teddy: [if it wasn’t blatant how mutual it is already it will be because he’s almost panting in her ear and against the side of her face rn]

Nancy: [pushing back so you’re essentially sitting in his lap but lying down, couldn’t be closer together, digging your fingernails into the palm of his hand]

Teddy: [when you’re scared to move because if you start essentially dry humping her in this bed you feel like she’s gonna stop you and be like no no we can’t and you’d die of frustration but you also feel like you’ll die of frustration if you stay still, his lips brushing the shell of her ear until he can stick his tongue in it the way he wants to move against her, testing the waters to see what she’ll do]

Nancy: [when biting your lip doesn’t stop the moan from fully escaping your lips there and you have to clamp his hand over your mouth, gesturing with your own like shh because no one can know is the operative for us here]

Teddy: [when that moan has you moving whether you like it or not, literally couldn’t stop himself if he wanted to which he does not, sucking her earlobe like that will remotely shh either of them]

Nancy: [just here rolling your hips against him like you’ve wanted to this whole time, taking his other hand and putting it on one of your boobs just asking him to grope you some more silently]

Teddy: [doing that groping so indecently like she has so many layers of clothes on that he has to be !! and rough for her to feel it when she does not because I’m sure she’s probably wearing another dress and it’s flimsy af, pushing his tongue into her ear again so he doesn’t moan loudly about this]

Nancy: [the vibrations of the sounds his hand is only just holding back, pushing it even harder into our mouth in an almost painful way because we do not want to stop thus we need to be as quiet as humanly possible so we have no reason to, bouncing rhythmically against him in synch with what his tongue is doing in our ear]

Teddy: [so into everything that’s occurring, especially when there’s a rhythm going that is clearly hitting perfectly for you both that he can’t help but bite the side of her face, not hard enough to leave a lasting mark but still !!]

Nancy: [SHUDDERING about this bite in the most dramatic fashion because you need to feel our !! when we can’t communicate it any other way, running a heel up his calf]

Teddy: [having to lean and manoeuvre himself so that his face is near her pillow and bite it harder than he could her face because wishes he could and also has gotta stifle the MOAN he wants to do, really doing the most with his thrusting as he leans too obvs, getting that momentum behind it]

Nancy: [making the bold decision to turn so you’re facing him, not taking your body off of his as you do so, holding this pillow between your faces purely with the force you are pushing your face into it, he’ll be able to hear the SOUNDS you are muffling here but no one else should be, holding his shoulders fully !! at how this feels]

Teddy: [a bold decision to be appalled and he is by immediately moaning her name knowing it’ll be coherent to her in this proximity but nobody else is hearing it, welcoming the free hand now that he doesn’t need to keep her mouth closed to be able to grope her other boob and then when she’s holding his shoulders her arse to push her into him even harder than already was occurring]

Nancy: [panting his back to him, a syllable with each thrust, so wholly into how difficult it is to breathe and how you can feel his face through this relatively thin barrier, sneaking a hand up to said face because you want to feel how hot his cheeks are, the sweat on his forehead, the spit covering his lips, literally groping his face here and getting noticeably turned on by it with how hard you’re humping against him]

Teddy: [when you were gonna try and kiss her through this pillow just cos but then her hand is right there for you to do the most with and so you simply must, no notes]

Nancy: [somehow the most indecent thing that has ever happened, this pillow is working overtime, thank god this is a party or you’d not be getting away with this as well as you are, the shameless way you have to take this hand under your dress to touch yourself, bye]

Teddy: [it’s giving a flashforward to their car antics because she did something very similar then and I love to see it, not to mention they love a dry hump many a time, the way he’s deliberately pushing against her hand so she goes harder and deeper and he feels like he’s controlling this, enough said]

Nancy: [you are who you are lads and this not only tracks but is so your vibe clearly, the coherent ‘fuck me’ plea at him taking this control makes it blatant how we feel about it]

Teddy: [putting his hand on top of hers so he can more easily take control while not technically touching her himself and continuing to dry hump her so all the spots are being hit and stimulation is happening, his other hand going up to her hair for that reminder of last night when his rings got caught cos they will again as he’s pulling her head closer to his despite the pillow barrier and finally kissing her through it]

Nancy: [kissing him/this pillow in such a needy and ferocious way, I’ll be amazed if you don’t bruise him more than that punch did, holding the back of his neck with your free hand because gotta, so close to moving this pillow and your hand and just letting this all happen with no rules or barriers but you’re luckily as close to losing it and you just need to hold on that bit longer]

Teddy: [she deffo is gonna bruise him more than that punch did and he’s so here for it, the sounds are indecent as is his breathing rn, me like don’t actually suffocate please lol, also don’t give her a bald patch with how hard you’re pulling at her hair atm with all those ugly rings tangled in her hair, she’s gonna have a headache for sure but that’s the last thing anyone is considering rn, his finger will be going in her ear too, not even deliberately but just cos of how !! and feral he’s holding her head]

Nancy: [you’re going to be giant messes, her makeup as fucked as her hair but you’ll cross that bridge when you come to it, we’re dangerously barely thinking about anything or anyone outside of this room right now, trailing your fingers down his body, palming at his crotch]

Teddy: [mhmm it’s really not subtle, anyone could have seen him strut in earlier, could come in at any time or see the state of them when they come out, but he likewise can’t and doesn’t care about that rn, there isn’t a thought in his head except how good this all feels, literally having to do such a dramatic grunt about how she has just touched him because it’s the first time she has and he’s not okay about it in the best way]

Nancy: [it’s so not lmao, only fooling yourselves here but that’s what counts I guess, nothing is stopping us at this point, far too far gone baby, more firmly groping him right now, as much as his trousers allow because you need to, he has been teasing you with it all day so it is on your mind]

Teddy: [trying to tell her how that feels but he couldn’t coherently atm even if there wasn’t a pillow in the way which thankfully there still is because it’s doing a lot of work, also thankfully it’s obvious from how !! his body arches into her touch and is responding to it how he feels]

Nancy: [when you want to hear so badly and you’re so mad everyone is here even though this is exactly why you invited them to stop something like this happening but hey, pushing your hands to the side in another impulsive move, hitching your dress up to your waist so you can fully rub yourself all over his crotch in the most blatant way, letting him feel how wet you are, focusing on what you want the most shamelessly]

Teddy: [when that is absolutely SENDING you because she is so wet and there are so few fucks given to the aftermath and we love that y’all are this in the moment, hence doing his own impulsive move and pushing the pillow to the side so he can kiss her actually]

Nancy: [crashing your face into his, finally being able to breathe and having to breathe him in, your eyes WIDE open in disbelief that you’re really doing this right now]

Teddy: [truly, the word feral is too tame for this makeout, just doing everything he could have possibly ever wanted since he realised he wanted to and things he didn’t even know he wanted to do until this second, excuse us everyone for how loud this would suddenly seem, keep partying please]

Nancy: [when you need to keep in his mouth essentially, filling him with your tongue so there’s no room for the feral noises to escape but also you can’t resist leaning over him to drool in his mouth because the hottest thing you’ve ever seen and you could not adequately show that until now]

Teddy: [when you’re trying to tell her that you’re gonna die if she keeps that up purely with how wide your eyes are and that’s before she’s even spit in his mouth, which would have him CONVULSING against her with how !! we’ve gotta react to it, GRABBING her with no thought to where or how hard he is or how loud their bodies slamming against each other will be]

Nancy: [the unhinged way you’re trying to get him undressed and your own pants to the side like in any way either of you is going to make it to penetration here, just aimless with how much you can’t concentrate at this point, thrashing your body against his so wildly it feels entirely out of your control now]

Teddy: [god bless you for trying hun but we all know he can’t help you he’s too far gone and can neither stop moving for long enough or cope with the fact that she’s trying to undress him and is thus willing for it to actually go there because he lowkey didn’t think he’d see the day so the thought of it and her attempts and therefore touches of him will absolutely be killing him to the point it’s likewise unhinged]

Nancy: [not you in another bold move getting on all fours and directing him to eat you from the back as you fully finish him off by sucking his dick through his underwear]

Teddy: [another incredible bold move and this boy needs no encouragement to go along with it even if he won’t be able to last long about it, it’ll be long enough and nobody here is embarrassed by any of their actions on this day]

Nancy: [you’re both going to die almost instantly but that’s kind of the point, you could totally not but are absolutely sucking as hard as you can to actually get his cum in your mouth through his underwear, so casual, so fine]

Teddy: [again excuse us everyone because there is no way for either of them to do what they are doing quietly and he isn’t trying to because he’s as per trying to do the most like she is, go about your business nothing to see or hear here]

Nancy: [at least you can’t be hollering but truly, the noises that are being made are indecent and could only be one thing, doing such a contented moan right now]

Teddy: [doing his own, not even trying to mirror but simply because it feels like they’ve been frustrating each other for 9000 years and he can’t do anything but now that they aren’t]

Nancy: [turning your shaking body back slowly so you can look at him, however risky, you gotta, deeply tongue kissing so there’s a huge mess of both your cum and spit laced between your mouths when you pause and grin at him]

Teddy: [the way that look is returned and saying everything he’s not gonna be allowed to say for 2 years because there is no way he isn’t OBSESSED with her from this moment on, I’m soz, he just is, couldn’t agree to the Grace plot any quicker and this is why sis, giving her heart eyes not even knowing they are heart eyes because he’s never given them to anyone]

Nancy: [god bless you chaotic messes, simply have to call him a good boy because what else would be appropriate when he’s looking at you like that]

Teddy: [simply gotta lie all over her like a pet immediately because love to hear that and also don’t want her to leave and this to end even though that’s a risk for all the reasons we already said that anyone could come looking for y’all/accidentally stumble in here and upon this scene]

Nancy: [laughing quietly but happily about this, stroking his cheeks and getting distracted by how messy they are ‘mucky pup’ whilst making it worse not better of course]

Teddy: [licking her like a lil cat wherever his head is resting no fucks given where that might be, I like to think that maybe it’s her knee because grabbing that is what started all this]

Nancy: [doing a lil gasp because not expecting it and it got to you in a likewise unforeseen way ‘don’t turn me on again’ as a whisper]

Teddy: [doing a bigger lick and going further up with it because she liked it and he simply must, paying no attention to that whisper even though he definitely heard it]

Nancy: [‘Teddy’ at the same sort of volume but more of a warning in tone as you squirm only slightly out of reach ‘I’ll never let you leave’]

Teddy: [‘What makes you think I want to leave?’ hence continuing to lick her, this time being shamelessly in her inner thigh about it like he’s cleaning her up]

Nancy: [finding the abandoned pillow to stifle a moan here before you can continue, speaking slower from the effort it is taking ‘I know you don’t, that’s why you’ll get me in trouble’]

Teddy: [shaking his head but from the position he hasn’t moved from ‘I’m a good boy’ like no I won’t, remember you just said that, doing her other inner thigh because can’t have cleaned one up and not the other]

Nancy: [shaking your own head like no no, ‘bad boy’ saying it SO indecently because of his antics, even if you had a point to make, can’t help getting a little distracted]

Teddy: [soz to her bf because he will be biting her right there on said inner thigh like when you tell a dog off and it snaps at you, giving that energy because we are leaving a mark this time and he is not at all soz]

Nancy: [smacking the top of his head but also reflexively wrapping your thighs around him, mixed messages much ‘you have work, and school and a family’ just listing all the reasons he cannot stay like you aren’t holding him hostage currently]

Teddy: [‘I don’t care’ because truly do and cannot rn and barely ever, making that point by starting to kiss her everywhere he has licked, really slowly like he has all the time in the world ‘neither do you’ because you know she won’t now you’ve started these antics]

Nancy: [closing your eyes and pinching your nipples until it burns, hissing in satisfaction as he’s raining these kisses down on your thighs ‘I’d love to keep you as my sex slave-’ a statement with the but left unsaid]

Teddy: [we all know where he’s kissing her now because gotta urge her to the only way he can, like yep do keep me please and thanks]

Nancy: [‘I don’t care’ repeated back to him because right now you couldn’t give less of a fuck about anything, just pushing yourself greedily onto his tongue]

Teddy: [me being EVIL and deciding that they should be allowed to keep this up until she is almost dead for peak frustration and then they should hear someone coming, probably a horny couple who wanna use this room so are making out and not looking which gives him time to roll off this bed dramatically and under it without being seen, just for the drama and the cockblock and the wake up call]

Nancy: [at least this is your room so you can be suitably pissy because everyone heard your boyfriend leave so you get to be a bitch, also I’m sure you had enough time to cover yourself sufficiently to not feel totally exposed to these clueless hoes here that you’re cussing out and lowkey pushing out the door with the frustration built there, just standing with your back against this door now like !!]

Teddy: [this boy here under this bed trying not to lol even though he’s very amused at everything she’s saying to this random couple, catch him crawling out like a monster from a horror film because the only way, it’s a miracle this tall boy fit at all I’m sure, thank god for big rich people beds, hence can’t resist grabbing her ankle even though that was a serious close call]

Nancy: [when going to kick him away makes you almost fall straight onto your arse because some level of intoxicated and also so close to an orgasm that you’re kinda shaky from that, freeing your foot and jumping back on the bed with a grumpy noise like no]

Teddy: [getting up, much more awkwardly and with more effort than it took for you to roll down there, sitting on the edge of her bed as he smooths his clothes out and picks off the worst of the under the bed scut/wipes the dust off as best he can, handing her something he found under there that she lost though, bonus points if it’s indecent like underwear or something or something gross she wouldn’t want back like scattered trash lol]

Nancy: [just catching your breath and thanking god that the random couple wasn’t a closer friend or someone else you care about more, scowling at whatever he hands you like he’s a cat bringing you a dead animal, rolling over and off the bed to whatever vanity moment is in this room to begin to sort yourself out ‘jesus fucking christ’ at the actual state you have gotten in]

Teddy: [a quiet lol at her scowl and then a bigger but still quiet one at her reaction to her reflection because the drama mick, but getting properly re-dressed himself and running a hand through his hair because he knows he’s gotta be in a similar state]

Nancy: [the GLARE via the mirror like if you don’t shut up, even though there’s zero chance anyone heard that, almost coming at him with a makeup wipe but deciding that’s a little too personal at this stage so throwing a couple at him like yeah, your face is also a mess as we sit back down at the vanity and try to more tactically clean our own face so we don’t have to sit here and redo the whole look]

Teddy: [come at your face with those wipes sir because you can’t really just hide here forever however much you might want to, wincing slightly and making a sound like an intake of breath/when you suck your teeth when he gets to the bruise he’s gonna have because had lowkey forgotten about it and wasn’t being careful/never is]

Nancy: [can’t help but look up at him again when he does, even if you’re not passing comment to show you care, it was instinctive nonetheless ‘I’ll get some ice’ because decided we need to leave first, not that we feel at all ready or want to, would much rather hide in here until everyone left]

Teddy: [even though I 10000% know there’s at least one other mirror in this room other than the vanity she is sat at, coming to check how his face (mainly future bruise) looks in that mirror specifically, resting his chin on her shoulder to look from where he’s lurking behind her]

Nancy: [‘what are you going to tell your boss?’ meaning his father of course, talking like you don’t know they’re the same man like that puts any distance between y’all and what just happened, brushing your hair into an updo of some variety so it tickles his face, unclear whether you think this will move him or he will enjoy it, we aren’t saying huns]

Teddy: [‘lover’s tiff between MY rugby boyfriend and I?’ because I’m sure your dad would be fuming if you were gay but you haven’t actually dropped that bomb because he’d say it was a phase at your age and because you’re actually not and do wanna go out with girls too it would look like he was proved right, enjoying this tickling so much you gotta reach and touch her face]

Nancy: [your mother meanwhile, OVERJOYED lmao, no woman will ever take you away; us here shaking our head at this suggestion like oh you, putting our hand over yours like don’t mess up my face again but we’re lingering and not putting words to the gesture]

Teddy: [mhmm she deffo thinks he is and is BUZZING about it, she’s gonna be fuming when Grace and then Nancy appear and he has not 1 but 2 children with the latter, bringing her face closer and kissing her on both cheeks how he do, but SO lightly they are barely touching, to not mess up her face, the 2nd one being on her hand though technically because he hasn’t moved his or hers, and to not be too extra about what is a goodbye gesture because time be running out]

Nancy: [soz amanda seyfried, stop being weird lol; closing your eyes with such a dramatic sigh like he’ll have no clue how you’re feeling if you just don’t talk to him or look at him or do anything to actually face any of this because really don’t want to ‘just-’ and truly having no clue how you intend to finish that sentence]

Teddy: [it makes me lol that’s her face because IRL she’s living her best life with Gus the donkey ‘go? or…?’ because you can’t bring yourself to say the word stay rn if she would mock it or deny you which feels v likely, the pause of the … feeling SO drawn out even though it probably isn’t actually because of how long it feels like it takes you to drop your hand from her cheek where it has been the ENTIRE time]

Nancy: [‘Or?’ As a genuine question, like what alternative do you know of, shaking our head and putting our face in our hands, resting elbows on this vanity ‘I shouldn’t have done or said- but I did’ making eye contact because important to try to convey that we aren’t really sorry whatsoever we just don’t want to be caught here, shrugging like that covers that and there’s not so much more you could say about it]

Teddy: [do a dismissive hand gesture as if neither of you had asked the question and it’s really that simple to just forget about because you don’t see an alternative in this moment, at least not one you’re gonna put yourself out there to openly fight for ‘Well, I understand if I’m off the future guestlists’ as if you’re gonna just not come to a party ever again lol, imagine]

Nancy: [doing another shrug with the same dismissive energy ‘I don’t see why we need to be that dramatic’ like it will also be really chill to just go back to how it was and see each other around, we love the optimism there ‘[someone who is infamously a dick or she has infamous beef with] still shows their face’ as we’re getting up and smoothing out the sheets of this bed, putting THE pillow back where it should be with a pause you can barely notice]

Teddy: [just doing a face when she compares him with that person, like she’s the one being dramatic for doing that when they are someone who is clearly unwelcome and be doing it she has said it all and he also is, but we’re keeping said face OTT as if this is all bants obvs]

Nancy: [looking up when he’s not replied because the face he’s making is so loud, rolling your eyes at him, half affectionately ‘nothing has to change, alright?’ we’re all easy breezy here]

Teddy: [taking the vibe she is projecting and running with it, hard enough that he’s almost mocking her, by making himself super comfy on the bed she’s just made like oh okay then I won’t rush off as everything’s so chill, out here being the most cat like yet again]

Nancy: [shaking our head like yep, that’s about standard you behaviour, when you can’t help but look at him laying there and be mad you can’t join him, locating your phone, to distract yourself from the possibility, to remind yourself of the boyfriend you’re meant to go meet]

Teddy: [I love that there isn’t a single thought for the gf he has abandoned, how rude but real, I’m gonna have him send her a message purely because she is on her phone ignoring him and he would]

Teddy: What are you doing?

Nancy: [I will reply, even though you could just look up, suppressing that urge with a small smirk when you get this notification]

Nancy: Trying to ignore you

Teddy: You’re failing miserably, by the way

Nancy: What else is new

Teddy: True, you did say nothing was going to change, but I thought you were just saying it

Nancy: Why would you doubt me?

Teddy: I doubt everyone, don’t take it personally

Nancy: I will

Nancy: Did the trust issues come with the daddy ones or?

Teddy: Ha ha

Nancy: We are still in the same room, don’t come at me with fake laughs

Teddy: What I read doesn’t warrant real laughter, but if you’d prefer silence

Nancy: Never

Nancy: I hate being ignored

Teddy: So do I

Nancy: Who’s going to look up first…

Teddy: You will, of course

Nancy: I picked up my phone for a reason

Teddy: The reason being that you need all the help you can get, you already admitted as much

Nancy: So

Nancy: you can’t tell anyone

Teddy: So look at me

Nancy: It’ll be weird now

Teddy: It isn’t awkward for you that your boyfriend [recapping that homoerotic display in too graphic detail lest we all forget exactly how cringe it was lol]

Nancy: Are you going to hate crime him now

Teddy: Are you going to look at me?

Nancy: [you have to, even though you are going to be red from how stupid you feel, have to prove that you can]

Teddy: [have to do a smug smile because you ‘won’ by getting her to first, from where he’s still looking down at his phone like he doesn’t even care but we all know he’s clocked how red she is and loves that too much not to look up at her and hold the eye contact and see if she’ll go even redder about it]

Nancy: [scowl and flip him off before hiding your face in your hair because you will and you know what he’s doing and being smug about]

Teddy: [a lol that isn’t gonna be heard over the party noise if your antics weren’t, again like he’s so smug, but he’s doing the realest heart eyes ever when she’s hiding her face and can’t see them because duh that’s how he actually feels]

Nancy: [love how you should be leaving this room but you don’t want to so you haven’t, just sat here, nbd]

Nancy: Prick

Teddy: [an immediate look up at her purely so he can show how OTT offended he is by that comment even though we all know he isn’t and he’s very much amused actually]

Teddy: Oh, is that why you’re sitting such a huge distance away?

Nancy: You know perfectly well why

Teddy: Because you’re a sore loser

Nancy: Am not

Teddy: Spoken like one

Nancy: You can’t trick me into looking at you again

Teddy: I’m not trying to

Teddy: be my friend & sit with me, if you aren’t upset at how quickly you lost

Nancy: [get up from whatever seat/spot on the floor you were in, looking at him so warily because you can’t trust yourself and you know it full well but at the same time, you said it would be the same so you have to, sitting down at the foot of this bed like there you go ‘happy now?’]

Teddy: [shamelessly watching her move for every second until she sits and then looking away which is the opposite to what most peeps would do but okay sir you do you, making a noise like he’s considering the question as he reaches and picks her foot up as if he’s gonna drag her closer by her ankles much like how he dragged her knees earlier, but just holding it for a beat and not, obvs, we’re only trying to put the possibility in her head like it is in ours]

Nancy: [unable to keep yourself from jumping as you tense your body at his touch, like you dare not move whilst his hand is on you, likewise holding your breath so everything suddenly feels really silent before you can hear your blood pounding in your ears]

Teddy: [‘You know? I think I actually am’ in response to her question when she’d have thought she wasn’t getting one, in that tone of being amused because he’s genuinely surprised because rarely that happy lbr and the day started off with him so sad]

Nancy: [brushing your own fingertips over where his just were without any real purpose or understanding why you are, glancing up more naturally due to his tone ‘I’m glad’ sincerely but understated]

Teddy: [instead of moving back to where and how he was sitting before post reaching over to grab her, instead, lying on his stomach where he is so that his head is v close to her where she’s sat on the end of this bed, giving her a more genuine smile that could be played off as him being glad he’s invaded her personal space more because he’s giving the little brother energy of doing it to be annoying, but we all know]

Nancy: [nudging his shoulder with your knee and smiling down at him, running a hand through his hair until your hand is resting on his neck, looking as if you might say something but you don’t]

Teddy: [I just know with my whole heart that this boy is wearing an ugly necklace of some sort because he’s a jewellery bitch so playing with that when her hand lands at the back of his neck as if he’s aware of it for the first time ever and how tangled it must be by their earlier antics, but really he’s just gotta do something with his hands that isn’t grab her, LOOKING at her like he’s waiting for her to say that something she isn’t]

Nancy: [do your own untangling from where your hand is, THINKING about how it got in that state so uncasually as you do, shifting so you’re sat slightly closer to him ‘I don't like wanting something I can’t have’ said after a pause that would make you think no answer to the question that LOOK was was coming]

Teddy: [‘there isn’t a thing you can’t have’ we can all pretend that’s said in a you’re young hot and rich and therefore can and do have it all way instead of the blatant way it was meant, because that’s totally fine]

Nancy: [‘not without consequences’ with a tilt of your head as if considering him and whether such consequences would be worth suffering]

Teddy: [‘the bad ones can be made to go away’ said like he is young and hot and rich and has never faced a consequence except the ones he finds fun like causing drama ‘like that’ doing a click]

Nancy: [moving your hand away, rubbing the back of your own neck as you shake your head ‘certain realities have to be faced, sadly’ noticing and then untwisting one of our dress straps that didn’t get put back on properly]

Teddy: [shaking his own head like no thank you because facing reality isn’t something this boy will willingly do, especially in this era before his 16th birthday, noticing one of her hairs whether it’s trapped around a ring or the button on his sleeve or wherever, taking it off and playing with it ‘how boring’]

Nancy: [watching him do this with such !! intensity, our other hand gripping the duvet we’re sat upon ‘I know but you nearly got caught already’ putting the blame on him as if you weren’t nearly caught together and it’s impossible to be just one of your faults alone]

Teddy: [when you were literally having so much fun tickling your own skin with this hair everywhere from the back of your hand to your literal face but then she says that and you’re offended enough to stop abruptly and let said hair drop to the floor, referencing your own death drop there and roll under the bed deliberately ‘I avoided being caught’ because she just lay there and the accusatory tone is saying as much lol]

Nancy: [frowning, practically flinching at him dropping this hair, moving back barely an inch but again, you must ‘it’s my room, that people saw me enter when my boyfriend left’ defending yourself like excuse me ‘or did you want to listen to them have boring sex for however long he managed?’ because imagine if you had both hidden and had to do that lol]

Teddy: [‘Perhaps it wouldn’t have been’ but you can’t say this with a straight face because you got a look at this couple from under the bed even if you don’t know them and if you do then you probably know it’s a lie lol, plus you’re then just thinking about being with her in a confined space so that’s enjoyably distracting in itself]

Nancy: [nodding your own exactly kind of laugh here, proving neither of you would be able to keep suitably silent if it was that bad, just telling him this couple’s business whether you know that on any authority or not, just love being shady]

Teddy: [listening to this and living his absolute best life because loves the goss, has gotten closer to her again closing that tiny gap she made without even being aware of the fact]

Nancy: [doing an impression of this poor gal who you’re only shading because she nearly caught y’all and making yourself lol ‘til you’re now lying next to him on your back]

Teddy: [not only doing a hot shh as if she’s going to get y’all caught again with her lols despite the fact you’re laughing too and clearly they aren’t loud enough for anyone to care about, but also putting a hand over her mouth with it, we all know why and the reminder it gives however playfully you’re doing it now sir]

Nancy: [giving him such a LOOK as your mouth is covered, like you need to be that blatant when only your eyes are there to communicate, actually no need though ma’am, nor do you need to start another playfight with the sole aim of getting him on the floor]

Teddy: [you likewise didn’t need to be leaning over her as blatantly and fully as you were, boy, and you definitely don’t need to continue to straddle her to this degree during the playfight so she’s pinned to the bed until you decide you want to roll her to the floor with you in such a !! hot move and not a second before, the idea being you were gonna drag her under the bed with you immediately like the thought you had before but of course you get distracted by being on top of her on the floor with your bodies all rolled up together]

Nancy: [the aim is absolutely to end up under the bed, you’ve both had that thought but you can never sufficiently fight back when you are too into being pinned here by him, can pretend the ow sort of noise is purely reaction to the fall but that is a flimsy excuse when it sounded that indecent]

Teddy: [mhmm, and I have no doubt you’ll eventually end up there when he remembers but atm his only vaguely coherent thoughts are about how much her dress has ridden up during all that rolling about, positioning himself deliberately so that his leg presses against the inner thigh lovebite he did earlier as though it’s purely accidentally because of how intertwined they are]

Nancy: [pulling yourself up using his shoulders again, so your face is more level and closer to his as you’re staring down at his leg between yours, biting your inner lip as your breathing quickens]

Teddy: [keeping his gaze FIXED on her face from this closer proximity as he moves his leg to do the absolute most, no notes, he just simply must]

Nancy: [keeping your arms wrapped around his shoulders, pulling yourself closer to him with a small whimper, shaking your head, scratching the rhythm he is moving into his back lightly with your nails]

Teddy: [making it more blatant in every sense because she hasn’t stopped you yet and he’s taking every encouragement she has given him as a yes for completely riding his leg on this floor, why wouldn’t he, don’t mind him just manhandling and manoeuvring her into position like they are still playfighting each other]

Nancy: [shuddering as you are placed, automatically riding against the rhythm he’s setting, breathing in time and more laboured as you go harder with it ‘happy now?’ as a whisper in contrast but the LOOK is loud]

Teddy: [giving her a LOOK back that’s as loud if not louder ‘I will be’ because the when doesn’t need to be spoken as it’s obviously when she is because he’s killed her with these antics, sounds suspiciously like you’re commanding her to do it rn immediately which lowkey is true and obvious from how intently you’re watching her every move]

Nancy: [‘I can’t say no to you’ as if that means you must and you don’t just desperately want to, leaning, straining to his face, to give it a deliberately slow and thorough lick, indecently covering every inch like it’s your job]

Teddy: [buzzing about that because he isn’t used to hearing the word and he isn’t about to start here and now, not if he can help it and he can by how hard he’s going with these antics, at least until she licks him and he SO suddenly stops, as does his breathing, because SHOOKETH, the !! clench of his jaw that doesn’t completely stop the NOISE that’s managing to still escape a little through gritted teeth, iconic] Nancy: [doing an angry clove noise about him stopping even though you could not be more thrilled with his reaction, doing the give me attention head rubs about it, licking down his neck as you do, going to unbutton his shirt, all the while aggressively grinding against his stationary leg]

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I posted 15,442 times in 2022

That's 4,792 more posts than 2021!

4 posts created (0%)

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#daemyra - 151 posts

#kenobi spoilers - 89 posts

#stranger things spoilers - 48 posts

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#rhaenyra targaryen - 13 posts

#i love them - 10 posts

#lmao - 9 posts

#ugh - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 131 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

100000 posts!

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So I hate this update. I'm a bit spoiled and am not loving having the stretch more than normal to reblog something.

0 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

Really just venting. But I have a super important meeting with the global team of the company I work for in the morning. It was kind of thrown on me last minute that I'd actually have to speak at this thing. And I've been freaking out all evening over it. Like I'm legit worried I'm going to say something and make an ass out of myself and everyone is going to realize I'm actually just and idiot and have no idea what the hell I'm doing. And they'll just like fire me. Which is probably ridiculous but then you never know. My company is oddly touchy a out stuff like that. And ugh. I just really want it to be over.

2 notes - Posted February 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

So 5 and a half months ago I had my 3rd daughter. She is beautiful and sweet and so full if personality already and I love her so much. And I cant imagine life with out her now.

But in the last few months (particularly since I returned to work) I am just drained. I have not been able to enjoy any of my usual hobbies. Even just trying to cook dinner or do normal mundane things like shower and brush my hair feel tedious.

Like I said, this isn't my 1st. But I've never had this issue before. It's like the little bit of energy I do have gets zapped by work. And even when I have time to myself all I can do is sleep. And crazy as it sounds it's draining.

I miss really being able to read or write or draw or knit or crochet. Or even just be hyper fixated on something and want to create content (whether I actually do and/or share it or not). I'm just feeling really outside myself. And I'm not sure how to reel it all back in.

4 notes - Posted February 12, 2022

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I posted 26 times in 2022

That's 26 more posts than 2021!

15 posts created (58%)

11 posts reblogged (42%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@retrogamingblog2

@art-legetable

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I tagged 18 of my posts in 2022

Only 31% of my posts had no tags

#art - 3 posts

#traditional - 3 posts

#pencil - 3 posts

#humor - 2 posts

#stardew - 2 posts

#stardew valley - 2 posts

#roblox - 2 posts

#mr qi - 2 posts

#school - 2 posts

#tumblr milestone - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

pencils are cool

like they are basically tubes of gray poison sticks cased in wood. and basically everyone has access to them

2 notes - Posted May 11, 2022

i dont know how tumblr works

can a kind fellow please explain how tumblr works

3 notes - Posted October 7, 2022

a funny lil thing i made about door 200

9 notes - Posted October 23, 2022

A follow-up to my Mr Qi post.

Seems as if you fellows like Qi Speculation a lot, so here are some of my favorites from the post

• Mr Qi drank Blu Joja Cola

• Mr Qi is an elf

• Mr Qi is a smurf

• Aesthetic Mr Qi

• Snake Milk

13 notes - Posted November 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

why is mr qi blue

is he made of iridium? nuclear explosion? accident in the skull caverns? whatever it is it's probably to do with an accident

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