#this is so serious i swear to god

[rammingthestein]

(Rotterdam, Netherlands, 2004)

(Download Festival, England, 2013)

#this is so serious i swear to god #also there's a right answer and i'll so disappointed if it doesn't win #till lindemann #rammstein #mine; #rammpoll;

[pencildragons]

you are fifteen years old. you have existed for three years. neither sets of your parents wanted you. your friends never remember you're there unless they need you to do something for them. you escape hell. you are shot in the heart. it takes your friends a minute to notice. you tell the boy that likes you that you like him back. he's unconscious. he doesn't hear you. you're fifteen years old. you die.

#im going yo THROW UP. IM SO FR SERIOUS I SWEAR TO GOD #ANTHONY BURCH IM GOING TO EAT YOUR CARPETS #I AM GNAWING ON YOUR DRYWALL #dndads #dungeons and daddies #hermie the unworthy #oakworthy #dndads s2 #dndads:pw #dungeons and daddies: pussywagon #words of wyrm #dndads spoilers

[liittlecrow]

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hi tumblr, meet mika

#i’m gonna fucking bash my head with bricks she’s so fucking PRECIOUSB$:$:$/‘s #i would front flip somersault dive straight into the fiery depths of eternal hell for her #LEGITTRTHRJFN #harm a single hair on her head and i’m sawing through your abdomen with a 2 inch razor edge toothpick #i’m so fucking serious i swear to god #she’s so fucking cute im gonna die #me #mine #little crow speaks #mika

[shima-draws]

Sanlu marriage proposal but it only happens because Luffy’s jealous

“If Pudding got to (almost) marry Sanji then why can’t I??! >:((((”

#One Piece #Sanlu #Sanji #Lusan #Luffy #Sanji: Luffy you can’t just PROPOSE MARRIAGE like that what the hell— #(He is blushing from head to toe and literally glowing with happiness but whatever) #Luffy: Sanji is mine so I should be able to marry Sanji!! 😤 #Luffy: See I even got you this!! #And he shows him a ring #Sanji: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THA #Nami in the corner: 😏 #Nami: Maybe I’m a cheapskate but not when it comes to this. I made sure he got you the BEST ring #Sanji crying his eyes out: O-Oh my god?? #Sanji: You’re actually serious 😭😭😭 #Luffy: Yes!!! Marry me Sanji marry me Sanji marry meeeeeee #Sanji: O-okay 🥺💖 #I’M NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR. I PROMMY #Shima speaks

[nem0-nee]

[ CIRCUS MUSIC BLARING IN THE DISTANCE ]

Doodles of the incoming clown- Coming soon to a dumpster near you!!

#twst oc #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland #nemo #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #twst yuu #twst grim #my art heh #[rambling yet again ->] #imsorry for neglecting mayuu + her interaction asks BUT HEAR ME OUT- #i needed to fulfill a finding nemo joke /jkjkjk #lets see how long this lasts as a self insert till i make another one.... #but god im so ready to gush about this silly little goober #id say this is the most accurate sona i have so far?!!? #mayuu was too serious and tragic... i'm not that rigid i swear ;v; #but nemo?!?! you can fit the big sad and still have silliness exist #she may look like a joke character #but i swear this girlie has L A Y E R S #but yeah last doodle post for now bc I'm becoming life's stressball #will b opening interactions again after i go through half of my hellish inbox #but if you want a quick response... just hit me with a dm (i promise to reply and not bite) #anyways adios amigos

[sturgh40n]

wyllweek day 6- favorite ship. i'm not good at drawing ship art!!!! at all!!!!! so here's this instead please enjoy thanks

#art #wyll #lae'zel #wyll x lae'zel #bg3 #i swear to god i tried i really tried to do something serious but i couldn't stop cringing at myself #and i know i could've skipped the prompt today but i'm a completionist dammit #so. yeah. #wyllweek #wyllvember

[emissary-of-the-moon]

I have a midwestern country Twilight agenda to push so heres my list of things Twi does/experienced from a certified midwesterner

- goes and stands on the deck as soon as there's talk of severe weather rolling in

- "ya know it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the wind chill (winter) / humidity (summer)"

- very large bonfires (like we're talkin doesn't fully go out for days)

- long ass goodbyes (bonus points if it ends with Twi slapping his knee and say "welp 'spose i better get going")

- "ope", "don't cha know", "smells like rain" (not for the wolf reasons)

- any variation of talking about the weather

- way too many miscellaneous story about the hometown (like "oh those trees are in front of the school cause some kids died")

- complaining about the cities™ (bonus points if one city is the 'cake-eater' city)

- complaining about construction season

- complaining about people not knowing how to drive "we get snow every year how do you forget how to drive in it"

- bring your tractor to school day

- everything is a 20-30 minute drive away

- "jeet" (did ya eat), "jever" (did ya ever)

- nosy as hell

- really fast walker

-calls mosquitoes 'skeeters'

#linked universe #lu headcanons #lu twilight #slight modern au for some of my points #idk if the bonfire one is just a midwest thing but theyre integral to my childhood #im so serious he does the knee slap i can feel it in my bones #i swear to god we spend more time trying to leave than being somewhere #ive been told talking about the weather is not this common #PLEASE TELL ME IVE BEEN LIED TO HOW ELSE DO YOU SMALL TALK #real story btw idk if its true or not but thats the story that went around my school #'its hot dish not casserole' and 'its duck duck gray duck not duck duck goose' #i am heavily biased #late night shitpost #moon emissary thoughts

[torithehoshi]

I thought about the Pokemon Sun Pokedex entry for Magneton, because it's one of my favorite dex entries and how a few times, I thought about it with HMS because - you know. Three of them. Although the general idea of drawing them as Magnemite and Whole as a Magneton was also funny so uh. Here.

This is the entry by the way:

Why does Whole suddenly become a shiny Magneton when they all evolve?

When Harmonia shines or something--

#Tori's Doodles of Mellarky #Chonny Jash #CCCC #Pokemon #Magnemite #Magneton #I swear to God I'll draw more serious stuff eventually but I love doodling silly things like this #I'm lying about the reason why Whole's a shiny Magneton btw #It's actually because I thought the magnet ends were black and white but. They weren't. #I was going too far with the bit though so. I didn't think of 'Harmonia shines' until I was typing this #Also in all seriousness I think if Mind were a Pokemon trainer he'd have a Magnezone #I was reading other dex entries and it matches at least some theming or at least themeing i see with Mind #Primarily the ones about storms. Pretty neat #Also it was surprisingly hard to draw this many circles #Do you think Mind would prefer psychic types electric types or steel types #Oh no now I'm thinking of a Pokemon AU again

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tom & B'Elanna give off closeted gay vibes in that I think if you asked them to describe their ideal woman and man they would respectively describe a swimsuit model (bonus: who's Not Like Other Girls) and the lead in some sort of romantic novel. Nothing even close to a real person. The most generic you can get about straight romantic and sexual attraction.

#B'Elanna would say that OR she'd just name some incredibly basic things that make you sad when you hear them #I can 1000% see a canon scene where B'Elanna is upset about random ensign guy not meeting her standards for a date #and everyone's of course of course of course like 'well YOUR standards aaare a little high B'Elanna' ha ha ha and B'Elanna's like #(she's upset but trying to work to take her mind off it) 'Is it SO hard to find a guy who-' then proceeds to list off basic things #the writers think women want and it's all soft romantic things and Tom's like (bc this is ostensibly a romance scene between them) #'B'Elanna are you serious?' (What???) 'If you went out with a guy like that you'd eat him alive. You need a guy who can keep up with #your-' (I swear to God if you say my temper.) '-Passion.' <- his hands are held defensively in the air and his tone is sarcastic. B'Elanna #is pointing a space wrench or something at him. she quickly pulls away. frustrated and embarrassed. #and everyone's like wow this a very good romantic scene we did that really well I think. #in reality the scene was B'Elanna being upset - Tom making fun of her and ignoring the fact that she's a romantic but in the writer's minds #its Tom being romantic and charming and signaling that he's interested in her

[elverniia]

Useless lesbians 🫶🏻

I love the idea of Lute being generally bad at interacting with others, which added to the normal awkwardness of having a crush would be quite the experience for a clueless but also crushing Vaggie

The first drawing without the text:

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel art #fallenwings #vaggie #lute #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel lute #fanart #art #artists on tumblr #my art #this was supposed to be a dumb quick sketch #I swear this was not supposed to be something serious #actually shipping them wasn’t supposed to be serious either but it happened anyway #me back in February: wow wouldn’t it be so cool if these two were exes that ended their relationship the worst way imaginable? #me in May refreshing their tag in every social media as if it were the daily newspaper: :) this is fine #actually revisiting some old stuff I've noticed I've been shipping them since January oh god #toxic yuri #also I love the idea of angels having golden blush <3 #lute x vaggie #vaggie x lute #dangervag #luggie

[arceal-doodles]

Happy bday underfell!

witness my suffering below

#im not fashionably late in queueing this #i posted right on time on twitter i swear #also oh my god #sans #you meatball #you gave me SO MUCH TROUBLE #I HOPE THAT WAS TRANSLATED IN THE SPEED PAINT #BECAUSE GAH DAMN I WAS IN SERIOUS PAIN #underfell #undertale #papyrus #arci doodles #10月17日Underfell誕生祭 #ufbdaybash

[moongothic]

#The forbidden extra panels that're like ''And misgendering people is a shitty thing to do'' / ''That also makes sense'' before the last two #I'm sorry I'm choosing violence today #Look I'm not saying you have to call him Crocodad specifically or anything #Its just the seeming insistence FROM THE CISHETS to misgender him at every opportunity that just 💢💢💢 #Another one is when people speculate about him being trans to begin with but instead of discussing whether or not he's trans #No it's a debate whether or not he's aCtUaLlY a fEmAlE #I swear to god #It's the whole Discussing Gender With Trans People vs Discussing Gender With Cis People-meme #And it drives me up the walls. Please just let me yell for a bit #Just to be clear: This is not a deeply serious post. If it was I wouldn't make it a Spongebob meme for crying out loud #This is simply MY BLOG and I'M ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN HERE #Also I do have to watch people repeatedly misgender him in the tags of MY OWN FANART completely unprompted so y'know. #Like randos pls don't misgender my husband on my posts I am fucking begging of you 😭 #Moon posting #OP Meta

[crsentfairy]

mfs will make a joke ab people with blue eyes then here these siberian huskies go crying in the comments about reverse racism

#crsent.txt #i hateeee this website so much i swear to god #if you want something to get mad at well here it is. i hate blue eyed people and u all are ugly #and i am so fucking serious. blue eyed people are so unnattractive

[quinn-pop]

sorry for the metadede flood lately um. anyway i think dedede officiates waddle weddings. if they even have them lol. it’d be funny and cute

#reason for the flood: thinking abt one idea means i get 50 more #one of these were drawn with the old pen! and my god it shows #one is also two sketches fused together (which ive had to do a lot lately) and…okay actually it’s still easy to tell but not bc of that #i am mad with power #meta knight #king dedede #kirbyposting #my art or something #i think my art ideas are probably very weird lol #but you know me i love a good shenanigan #if it’s any condolence i swear ive been working on less self indulgent stuff too lol #not…NOT self indulgent because it’s me and i like having fun #it’s my blog i do what i want or something #im juggling like 7-9 projects right now (and most of the time) so my progress on each is very random #i thrive off of goofiness #but yes that is why i do this stuff. and then the Big Serious Projects never get finished #half kidding. i have a lot of stuff at abt 80% rn #metadede #because i forgot if i need to tag when it’s already in the post lol #id probably save this for a few weeks out but i dont have anything else done and yeah im procrastinating on sleeping #wow i really do write an essay in every tag

[stair-tilez]

unrestrained summer fun

#soldier #soldier tf2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #i swear i can draw serious things its just so much more fun to draw solly being sillay #art tiem #i so have a silly little medic drawing brewing in my mind but god knows that will take so much brain power

[altocat]

If Square ever hires me we're getting a Genesis-centric game no one wanted where Genesis has catty inner monologues and the set goal of the plot is acquiring people who can tolerate him for more than five minutes.

Also you solve a mystery or something.

#asks #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #It's called FFVII: The Book of Genesis #And there are sidequests where you track how many people you can piss off by entering a single room #Also Sephiroth sometimes calls you and instead of murder he sends you mundane emails that have nothing to do with anything #“Genesis I'd like my headphones back” #“I ordered those special Genesis they are noise-cancelling I NEED them back” #“Genesis I SWEAR TO GOD” #Chapter titles are all related to Loveless #Collect all the pages of Gen's Loveless book and you win an extra cutscene where Genesis criticizes shinra's taste in lounge curtains #shitposting #Also NONE of this is serious so Anti-Gen squad don't @ me