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winter2468 · 3 months

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Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

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maskenjager · 8 days

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yes

#BG3 #Karlach #Shadowheart #Baldur's Gate #BG3 fanart #Quote from B99

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marksandrec · 5 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 quotes #wyll ravengard #gale of waterdeep #astarion #lae'zel #drizzt do'urden #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #high rollers dnd #theo solomon #tim downie #neil newbon #devora wilde #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: the muppets

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incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes · 2 months

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Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

#source: house #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate

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demigoddessqueens · 4 months

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Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Tav: well maybe you should have principles

Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.

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beebundt · 3 months

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thinking a little too much abt durge/orin sibling relationship rn. 🩸ft. my durge (briar, they/them)

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 21 days

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Anyone done this yet?

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sunflowey · 8 months

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Astarion: Be a better person!

Tav: Why?

Astarion: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me, sweetheart!!

#astarion #astarion baldurs gate #baldur gate iii #bg3 #baldur gate 3 #incorrect baldur gate quotes #astarion x tav #bg3 tav #astarion x reader

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kawareo · 9 days

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Can't throw daddy's name around to get what you want all the time, Durge, put away the dramatic lighting

Am a big supporter of the 'Durge likes gnolls while Enver doesn't' headcanon

#if i misspelled anything dont tell me #let me live in a nicer world #bg3 #the dark urge #durgetash #enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #fanart #durge #oc strike #bg3 durge #gnoll #bg3 gnolls #bg3 dark urge #bg3 bhaalspawn #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #durgetash fluff

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spellbooking · 6 months

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"The alliance is reforged, mortal. The planes thus quake, and the gods shudder."

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princessmelinoe · 6 months

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Yes, yes, give me agony. Pluck my bone from socket. Stroke me with a jagged edge until my skin shreds wet and red.

#orin the red #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #baldur's gate #gamingedit #videogameedit #videogamewomen #lgbtvideogames #my edit #orin #bg3 orin #yes i had to use it again #yes i had to gif it #yes i had to use this quote

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winter2468 · 6 months

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The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

#they're so cringe (affectionate)#this is not a baldur's gate quote #baldurs gate #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #karlach cliffgate #karlach #lae'zel #wyll #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin

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keylana-dragon · 1 month

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head empty

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #incorrect quotes #bg3 shitpost

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indimiart · 21 days

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we would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright

(-E Hemingway)

(full uncensored on patreon!)

#bg3 #astarion #nievan ilthurin #Tav #listen I want them to have soft domestic things that’s all #I have no recollection of coming across this quote but it painted such a vivid image for me I had to paint it immediately #they live in a treehouse and can always see the sun and stars #thank you for coming to my ted talk #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #tav x astarion #tavstarion #astarion ancunin #my art #artists on tumblr

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vintagelilies · 1 month

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Gale, explaining why he has to consume magic:- and that, my friends, is how I came into possession of this unfortunate ailment.

Tav: his gale-ment, if you will.

Astarion: I won’t, thanks.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #bg3 tav #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 quotes #this whole interaction im just #imagining tav nudging star to get him to laugh #and astarion is just #reading a book

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eveaii · 7 months

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Thank you @radiantblog for the idea

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