#this is just a bunch of memes dude

[witchofdiamonds]

Thinking about Triple Deluxe from the People of the Sky’s perspective is wild

#kirby #kirby triple deluxe #the people of the sky #taranza #queen sectonia #floralia #this is just a bunch of memes dude #witchposting

[cashweasel]

They make running away from the paparazzi look so sexy 🥴

( @sysba 🥰)

#ocs #can I interest you in some galen art in these trying times? jdkskdjfj #it kills me tw galael is smiling straight at the cameras and valen is hiding from her bad decisions loll 😭 #jk she likely wasn’t in the mood or just flicking her hair #she loves her bad decision very dearly she would never be embarrassed of him<3 #and they’re very good looking too! you won’t catch ugly galael ever they simply don’t exist #made me think of those memes where someone wld try to snap an ugly pic of a dude and he’s smoldering in every single one of them #😭 #I would argue that their 0.5 forehead pics on valen’s phone are also pretty #also tiktok girlies were so right about blonde highlights on red hair 10/10 she looks hot and slutty as fuck #anyways I love these clowns they mean a lot to me actually #been a while since I doodled them a finished drawing #have a bunch of wips tho I should finish them bc these blorbos always deserve more art and I miss em #galen #my art #they’re the IT couple fr #put them on a top 5 celebrities of the season article #<<<< now I wanna draw them naked with a fur coat on the cover of a magazine #… 🧍‍♂️please god I have work to do

[anotherpapercut]

CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING

#submission #I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs #working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea #one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc #references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show #whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain #I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them #bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing #while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies) #my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out #and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell #so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok? #and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum #and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying #and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs #god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman #and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married #and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute

[rivilu]

Ooo...

#arueshalae's quest... Delicious #i love it when companion quests not only are amazing in their own right but also allow room for me to expand on the pc... good shit #context-> i been thinking #since elluin died and came back very very wrong via botched wild hunt hunt or something of the sort #(dont ask me details this is all vague hc i only have the wiki to go off of for lore ) #just. where would his soul have landed if he had just died normally? #well. he's always been chaotic good. so #he should be at the club meme voice: he should be at elysium #something something the personification of the values Dimalchio abandoned staring him in the face #something about immortality granted through birth along with gifts unfathomable to mortals #versus immortality granted unwillingly. about the things one now considers trivial being what another was eternally barred from #something something envy something something rage #i cant wait to get here on azata path this is going to be JUICY to compare.... #ellu and arue are such a good pair to think about friendship wise in general... #trust me im talking about him more but mostly because it's a first run and im still developing him in my mind #but like dude... guy whose morals are the only part of himself he even considers vaguely salvageable #(even though he actually doesnt consider himself good- fun fact) #paired with girl trying desperately to learn and understand morality and undo the damage she did #also the fact that a bunch of the things elluin says to her he mostly says with the intent of putting some responsibility on the corrupted #which she instead interprets as him trying to absolve her of responsibility .. #i juist love them! #love them so much. throwing them in the microwave #(then there's also the azata-blooded assimar-shaped elephant in the room but im going to refrain from talking about him #because we dont have time to unpack aaaall that) #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous #oc: elluin

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I try not to engage in any arguments on instagram because no matter what's the discussion about, I have a furry pfp and pronouns in my bio so it would always eventually just turn into people bullying me or being straight up transphobic and/or ableist. And honestly it's gotta be good for my mental health, not arguing with people online, me being openly a furry prevents me from getting into pointless arguments 👍

#tho one time i got baited into an argument in a comment thread under a random meme video #where i literally just made a joke comment about the meme and a bunch of dudes decided to jump on me for being a furryvand trans #so since then i avoid making comments in general honestly #at least under strangers posts #but also. its so frustrating sometimes #when theres a genuinely serious problem in the comments but i can't say anything bc i will just get shit on just bc of my pfp #like. i just saw a reel that was like #europeans making fun of america being racist. also europeans when they see g slur people #im not actually sure if thats a slur but i dont wanna risk it. romani people #and the comments were just. agreeing with the post as if thats a good thing #genuinely talking about them in disgusting ways #and yknow its annoying to see that kind of shit and knowing that if you try saying anything youll get shredded to pieces #anhway its 4am and i cant sleep cause my oaws still hurt help #bee buzz

[maeamian]

Saw a post claiming that the Biden memes on here are why Joe Biden is generally not getting as much criticism as he probably should for the bad parts of his agenda, and some offense, but it really seems to me like that doesn't pass the sniff test at all and maybe if you believe this you need to go log off and get some outside air.

#Are we sure it's the memes #Not the same large scale consent manufacturing machine that's been doing that job our entire lives #Well okay my entire life the fall of the Fairness doctrine is where a lot of this stuff gets worse in particular #As well as the post Watergate belief of conservatives that this CANNOT happen to them again #But not the post-watergate belief that they needed to let it not happen by not doing bad shit #At any rate if I were a gambling man I'd put my single crisp US dollar bill down on 'the media' before 'the memes' #For starters 'websites the Biden VP memes circulated on' and 'websites with the best overall impression of him' don't correlate at all #I don't think I can remember any pro-Joe posts in the primaries on this website #But this website is also where I saw the vast majority of my Biden memes #Even still the most love I see for him on here right now is like 'You're gonna have to vote for him again because he'll be the nominee' #I just would like to see a lot more evidence for the memes theory before I believe a much mroe straightforward theory #That the institution of the presidency holds an undue reverence especially in the national press #and as such regularly goes under-questioned and under-critiqued during pretty much every administration of my lifetime #The meme just doesn't seem even remotely powerful enough to move the same amount of belief comparatively #If nothing else it's an absurdly online model of US politics that fails to account for a bunch of other factors #For God's sake they're fawning over GW Bush and his artisitic endeavors and that dude needs to be in the Hague #And I don't remember any pro GWB memes on here to justify that #So something else beyond the memes may be at play here #I really just don't see that the model has any upside whatsoever as an explanation of things #It doesn't explain anything better than more coherent and fleshed out theories of politics #But also does explain several things worse or not at all #Full disclosure there are Biden memes in this blog's history #But the way I feel about him currently is literally entirely unrelated to that #If you wanna look at them and go 'we probably could've and should've known better' I'll give you that #But not 'because of the long term impact it has had'

[comfyspookyburrito]

Oh my god the new Pokémon healing set looks healing.

#pokemon #clorox #bleach #Funny Memes #healing spell #pokemon scarlet and violet #nintendo switch #antidote #He-he-here we go! So they're finally here performing for you If you know the words you can join in too Put your hands together if you want #He's the leader of the bunch you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya it's g #This Kong's got style so listen up dudes She can shrink in size to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float t #He has no style he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you Inflat #He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out he's one tou #Finally he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Ca

[crucible-memes-4-salem-teens]

arthur miller: *describing hale as literally anything*

me, already opening this blog: so he suffers from like, five separate anxiety disorders, yeah?

#arthur miller #the crucible #classic lit #classic literature #classic lit memes #guys i looked up a definition for 'tight-skinned' a million times and found nothing #shaking crying etc #i literally have never felt more upset in my fuckign life #i'm genuinely hurt i just wanted to not look stupid in my little memes :( #i hate being wrong about inferences. literally so evil of people to make me assume things #if i make a mistake i WILL fall apart. not even in a fun or sexy way either. in a tortured mentally ill kinda way. #so yeah anyway that motherfucker has a billion anxiety disorders. #source: dude trust me #no because i'm still stuck. guys what the hell does that mean. i love making up words but not when they're to my detriment. #one source was like 'it means physically fit' girl what the fuck. no. sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. motherfucker is the most lanky #waifish asshole i've ever encountered. i did not want to look at other sources if they were going to be as insane as that one. i will do it #but i will not enjoy it. people like to be loud and wrong #i am not one of those. #someone please get out this stupid idiot of a child off the internet before they make a mistake and breakdown. #love the word waifish by the way. one of the adjectives ever #i say this and mean it in the least bodyshaming/insulting way possible. when i visualize hale he is MISSING #do you understand me? not an ounce of meat. my guy is just bones. absolutely pathetic to put it lightly #in all honesty he'd be a tumblr sexyman if more people were weird and fandom-like about this play. maybe not once-ler tier but close #maybe humanized bill cipher (or however his name is spelled. i don't care) level #in my mind i am smacking him against a wall #let hale say fuck 2k22

[carnival-core]

There is no joy in the world the only constant is suffering (Like 2 minutes later) OMG primates

#I dont have the image template to make this meme #I just love monkeys . and apes . and lemurs #A whole bunch of little fuckin dudes

[inf3ct3dd]

streamer!ellie headcanons

warnings: yo no se

content : streamer!ellie headcanons 🔥🔥

authors note : the streets r calling and they’re telling me to write streamer ellie hcs….

- def started off as a faceless streamer. she wasn’t really comfortable on camera, and she just thought it would be way easier. you can only see her shoulders-down leaving her (deliciosu. scrumptious. yummy) arms in the cameras view.

- her twitch user is “creeperewman” cuz shes like…discreetly hiding her initials and referencing the best minecraft parody ever 😕!!!

- bought the most random shitty mic and webcam and started streaming 🔥🔥 she never got rid of either of them its part of her odd loser charm

“‘fartmaster69:it’s probably cuz your camera’ it’s probably bc of YOUR CAMERA!!! theres nothing wrong w my camera bro 😞”

“don’t listen to them…ur perfect 🤫 IM NOT TALKING TO U GUYS IM TALKING TO MY CAMERA”

- only had a few viewers the first couple times she streamed, and it was some random 10 yr old who kept spamming “yassss” in the chat and some dude who said she was shit at minecraft 😞 he was LYING

- started off doing minecraft speed runs (or trying to) and got like way good over time

- she randomly started getting more and more viewers, because people kept posting abt her and calling her fine on tiktok , making edits of her hands and her voice 😭😭 (real)

- as she got more and more viewers, she started branching out more with the games she’d play. def loves shooter games like cod and pubg, but she’d also play like indie horror games like faith (omg markiplier fans would know)

- she has a orange cat she named garfield (cuz…of course she does) and he’s always sitting on her lap during her streams or messing w her setup 💔💔

- def put stickers all over her headset and showed them off all proud on stream

- designed her own cute banners and stuff for streams 😞!!!

- def had a subreddit/disc server with her viewers where she’d let them give her game recs or make memes of her

- ppl saw her guitar in the back of her streams and BEGGED HER to play it and she had her own lil concert stream !!! she was so freaking nervous and messed up a bunch the first like minute or two but like after that she was in the ZONE

“‘ewswife: i wish i was that guitar’ oh!! you guys are so…kind!!!”

- when she INSANELY hit 1k, she did a face reveal and she hit 10k the same day 😦 the amount of edits that ppl made was actually insane. ESP ONES MAKING FUN OF DREAMS FACE REVEALLLL

- started doing much more random shit on stream after she got more famous. she LOVES cooking on stream, and she’d start reacting to random shit ppl sent her on the subreddit

- she cut her hair on stream once, and everyone in the chat kept spamming “yo bob…is fye” for like 5 minutes 😪

- “you’re at work watching me? i hope you get fired. i mean. i hope you don’t get fired 😞”

- she gets so many thirst comments and like…is terrible at responding to them

“‘ewleftbicep: you look so vulnerable today’ WHAT”

- she has her own apartment cuz of her awesome streaming money 🔥🔥🔥 soundproofed walls too cuz she’s. loud.

- one day, you were walking on campus to a class. you had your headphones on, listening to your main playlist on shuffle, when you got stopped by someone. you pulled your headphones off your ears and gave the man in front of you a confused look. you looked down to his hands, holding a tiny mic, and another dude holding a camera.

“what song are you listening to?” he held the microphone towards you, awaiting your response.

you quickly responded “uhm, last goodbye, by jeff buckley.” and stood there awkwardly, pushing a piece of hair out of your face.

the man quickly thanked you and you walked away, slightly suprised.

- after a couple hours, the video had blown up and the comments were filled with people complimenting you.

pickleluna: jeff buckley girl is so fine

minyonlala: 3rd girl is so bad

rilakkila: I NEED JEFF BUCKLEY GIRL

and unknown to you, someone else found you on their fyp.

creeperewman: guys what is the 3rd girls @. im literally BEGGING BRO PLEASEEE

- ewleftbicep: BEING DESPERATE ON MAIN IS CRAZY

- ewsgirlf: random tiktok girl stole my wife 💔

- elliewilliamsidechick: guys im literally the 3rd girl 😂😂😂

- it didn’t take long for your phone to be blown up with people sending you the video, tagging you in funny comments, and finding your instagram. you watched the video, and saw ellie was the top comment. you checked her profile, and saw how FINE she was, and immediately responded

- y/nmainn: guys 😳😳😳 what if i was the third girl 😳😳

- ellie checked her phone and saw thousands of people tagging your comment, and she wasted zero time following you on tiktok. and your instagram. its not stalking if its in your bio, right?

- you two immediately hit it off, and ellie loved the fact that you had absolutely no idea who she was. to you, she was just some hot girl. not some famous streamer you were obsessed with.

- she didn’t even realize you two went to the same school until she saw you in her astrophysics class one day, and she almost had a heart attack when you waved at her and walked over to sit next to her.

“what a coincidence.”

- she took you out on your first date to a planetarium, and not even a week after, asked you to be her girlfriend.

- she definitely teaches you how to play her favorite games. but she gets wayyyy defensive when you beat her.

“im just letting you win.”

“beginners luck.”

but shes SO COCKY when she beats you

“hey, don’t be so hard on yourself after this. not your fault im a professional!”

“aw, maybe one day you’ll be as good as me”

- definitely helps you build your own pc.

- loves watching you play things like animal crossing or stardew valley, always lays on your shoulder while you’re on the couch.

“why are you being so mean to gaston :((“

“because hes UGLY and he has an ugly house and he’s ruining my village.”

“wowww you’re bullying a little bunny man because he doesn’t fit your aesthetic 😒 so mean”

- if you like more aggressive games like cod, she loves listening to you talk shit while you play and always makes fun of people with you. (she thinks its hot when you’re mean to people)

- her chat absolutely loves you, and every time you stream together its a continuous stream of “me and who” and “when is it my turn 😪”

#ellie williams x reader #streamer!ellie #ellie williams x you #ellie x reader #ellie x y/n #ellie x you #ellie tlou #ellie the last of us #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams the last of us #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams headcanons #tlou #tlou part 2 #the last of us #the last of us part 2 #tlou fic #tlou fanfiction #tlou headcanons #tlou x reader

[evilthotiana]

Yeah i love to chill and watch A24 movies… they’re craazy. I watched Good Time while high once and it was mad suspenseful bro but it was so good lol. Robert Pattinson is such a good actor man. One of the only quotes that actually seems cool in real life. Wait—yeah, look at this meme i saw on Twitter today, yeah, oh, it’s like, the guy on the left is listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor, oh, like, they’re a band that, like, only weird guys on the internet like, oh, no I don’t listen to them personally, I just know about them, yeah, and the guy on the right is listening to total normie music like Juice WRLD—oh, no, i listen to a bunch of stuff, like I’ve gotten more into Radiohead lately—yeah, beyond Creep they’re actually really good. Creep is sick too tho lol. I listen to like a wide variety of shit though, like one of my favorite albums is House of Balloons. Yeah, yeah, you know, it just has that vibe to it, it’s different bro lol. Anyways you wanna smoke now and watch a movie or what. Oh, i totally found this crazy looking movie on Letterboxd today—wait, do you use Letterboxd? i’d totally follow you, like, yeah, your top 4 would be crazy i bet—yeah, so this movie, like, super freaky, and, uh, brutal, yeah, it’s called Oldboy, no, no, i haven’t seen it, but i read the plot and apparently it’s about this dude in South Korea who gets, like, held hostage and has to avenge his daughter or something. Yeah, lol, it seems intense but i told you i kinda like that type of stuff. So what do you say should i go roll real quick. i’ll go roll real quick and we can smoke and watch Oldboy lol. i’ll go roll. be right back.

[junnieverse]

— NI-KI AS YOUR BOYFRIEND ! 💭

➙ boyfriend ni-ki thoughts

pairing: nishimura riki x gn!reader

genre: fluff

warning: not proofread (may be minor typos)

request: " Heyy!! Could i request a Ni-ki as your bf ? "

a/n: thank you so much anon for requesting it, I hope you liked this <3

the best friend sort of boyfriend

you and riki are that comfortable with one another that he feel more like your friend alot of the time, sometimes it slips your mind you're actually dating him

super playful boyfriend, he's always teasing you or play fighting you because he loves to hear the sound of your laughter

will either be sending you a bunch of memes and tiktoks or he could actually not text you for the entire day because he was gaming, there's no in between with him

you're his gaming partner by default now (I hope you're good because you've got yourself quite the competitive boyfriend) but if you're not the best gamer out there then he's definitely gonna teach you

he's always telling you stories about his family or the other members because those are the most important people in his life

you get riki's lover wardrobe privileges

I'm talking full access to his closet, he gives you free reign to pick whatever of his you want and you get to wear it, the bonus is that it smells like him too :)

arcade dates >>>

and just fun and active dates in general like amusement parks, go karting and etc are guaranteed to be the best time spent with riki

he may have a whole bunch of beautiful pictures of you but that's just about 30% of it, the rest of the 70% is unfortunately crack, 'unflattering' candid photos he's taken of you when you weren't paying attention

he will use those meme photos of you to post on your birthday but you also have a bunch of embarrassing photos to use against him too

best believe if you aren't pranking other people together then he's probably planning to prank you

not sure whether he loves you or your bed more because he's always sleeping there

sometimes he calls you on video call just to see your face and say nothing at all after that, you both probably end up falling asleep on that call but he also took a few screenshots too because you sleeping was just too adorable

late night walks with him and then proceeding to take a whole bunch of pictures together because you're a photogenic couple

not necessarily the best at comforting you with warm words but is better at making you laugh until you feel better

most likely has your name saved as something humorous instead of cute and romantic but honestly speaking, you probably do too

would have this little habit of holding onto your pinky or linking your pinkies together

makes sure to call you every day or send you videos of his adventures while he's on tour

you had once hand made a little bracelet for him and he has never taken it off since then because it holds alot of sentiment for him

has a whole playlist dedicated to you too specially curated with songs you both enjoy or remind him of you

calling each other "bro", "dude" and "bruh" affectionately is normalised in your relationship

doesn't like to admit it but it's pretty clear he's quite clingy with you, he's always around you because even a second away he forgets how to breathe, not my words but his

he is OBSESSED with kissing you, he is always showering you with kisses and hugs in a passive aggressive way

going shopping together has become a form of a date between you both too

having similar styles, you're both able to help each other pick outfits and accessories that compliment one another

"Riki, would you love me if I was a worm?"

"Bisco might end up accidentally eating you, I can't let you suffer that way... let's just be boneless and limbless together. Then have a worm wedding :)"

#junnieverse.zip #ni ki #enhypen niki #nishimura riki #enha #enhypen #ni ki x reader #ni ki headcanons #ni ki fluff #ni ki scenarios #enhypen x reader #enhypen headcanons #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #kpop #kpop x reader #kpop headcanons #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff

[soulrph]

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

i had a super SUPER productive morning and i was treating myself to the fancy shampoo (u know the shampoo u got as a gift that’s kinda expensive and v v Nice so u only use it when ur going out or have a social event going on?) and i came back to find a bunch of my mutuals reblogging the same post about hair, and i’ll be damned if i didn’t see that combination of events as some sort of sign! so here u go my dudes! another addition to the group! feel free to add “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles of this meme!

as always, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll add to it as time passes! and i really hope you all enjoy this one bc i had a lot of fun making it! 

[ WASH ]:          sender begins to wash the receiver’s hair.

[ TUG ]:          sender grabs the receiver’s hair and pulls at it. ( SPECIFY A REASON! CONTEXT IS KEY! )

[ BRAID ]:          sender, sitting behind the receiver’s back, begins to braid their hair.

[ SNIP ]:          having discussed the matter, the sender gives the receiver a haircut.

[ BACK ]:          sender, noticing a strand of hair fall from the receiver’s hairdo, carefully tucks the strand back behind the receiver’s ear.

[ BURY ]:          sender buries their hand deep in the receiver’s hair.

[ BRUSH ]:          with a hairbrush, comb, or their hand, the sender begins to gently brush the receiver’s hair.

[ GLIDE ]:          sender runs their fingers through the length of the receiver’s hair.

[ BLOOM ]:          sender weaves a number of flowers through the receiver’s hair.

[ STYLE ]:          sender begins to arrange the receiver’s hair into an elaborate hairstyle to an unspecified degree of success (or failure).

[ CROWN ]:          having created a flower crown, the sender carefully places it atop the receiver’s head.

[ INHALE ]:          while embracing or in close proximity to the receiver, the sender inhales slowly, smelling their hair in the process.

[ TICKLE ]:          the sender uses the ends of the receiver’s hair to playfully tickle them.

[ PLAY ]:          the sender begins to play with the receiver’s hair while the receiver lies in their lap.

[ LAY ]:           the sender lays down in the receiver’s lap to let them play with the sender’s hair.

[ TOUCH ]:           just for the sake of the contact, the sender reaches out and gently touches the strands of the receiver’s hair.

[ MASSAGE ]:          with their hands buried in the receiver’s hair, the sender begins to gently massage their scalp.

[ ROYAL ]:          as part of a coronation ceremony, the sender places a crown atop the receiver’s hair, maintaining eye contact as they do so.

[ KISS ]:          the sender places a tender kiss on the receiver’s hair.

[ AWAY ]:          the sender, using their fingertips, tenderly sweeps a few strands of hair out of the receiver’s face so as to see them more clearly.

[ TOWEL ]:          the sender uses a towel to carefully dry the receiver’s hair.

[ DRY ]:          the sender uses a hairdryer to dry the receiver’s hair.

[ SOFTEN ]:          the sender rubs oils/conditioner into their hands, and begins to slowly massage it into the receiver’s hair.

#rp meme #roleplay meme #rp prompt #roleplay prompts #roleplay prompt #sentence starters #action prompts

[kodamaghost00]

Can you do 30 headcanons for Sundrop?

30 Sun/Sundrop Headcanons

———————————————————[Disclaimer!!]

This post will contain: NSFW,Sfw,Fluff,Smut

It’s also Genderless for the girls,gays and theys! You are a Technician in these scenarios!

———————————————————

Let’s begin!

His favorite nickname for you is “Sunshine!” but he calls you every nickname that he can find.

He always talks super eccentric wich leads you to misunderstanding him often.

In the after hours of the Pizzaplex he pins all the drawings that kids made for him on the walls in his room.

He’ll randomly pick you up and treat you like a toddler, just to mess with you.

He’s usually not roaming free in the Pizzaplex but when he’s concerned about you he’ll storm out within minutes.

He’s a desperate dude. He would beg just to let him fuck you. Just drooling over you and your perfect figure praising you every minute.

He can handle various types of kids who are different than others. He knows ASL and has bells around his wrist so the blind kids hear him.

He learns the names and interests from kids who are regularly with him.

He has a lot of stamina. Like. A LOT. So he can go on for hours and hours.

His head spikes spin when he cums, but he always puts his head behind though, so he won’t hurt you accidentally. “F-Fuck sunshine~ This is amazing!”

He loves making puppet shows for the little ones! And sometimes he’ll ask you to join him to make them more human and interesting to look at.

When the kids leave he’s usually very alone. Cleaning the daycare or searching for you to accompany him.

He’s a fan of Karaoke but he doesn’t want people to hear his voice.

One time you came into the daycare in the after hours to search for sun. His monthly maintenance was due but he was nowhere to be found.

It’s weird since he’s always on time. You look through the whole daycare but he wasn’t there. So you go to his room and look over it. And there he is bawled up in the corner.

“Sun? What’s up dear?” you asked gently knowing that he needs you right now. “Sunshine?! Oh… I’m so so sorry that you have to see me this way again.” He said in a super sad tone while looking on the ground. “Don’t worry Sunny. You know you can tell me everything…” He looks up at you with hope.

“Oh… I… uhm… the parents were talking about me again.” He continued to tell you how the parents were talking bad about him. It broke your heart. You sat down beside him and hug his slim build. “You’re the best Sun. Don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.” You give him a reassuring smile and you guys hug for a long time.

His love language is Acts of Service. He appreciates everything you do for him, even if it’s something small like leaving a sticky note for him.

He apologizes a lot too. Even for stuff that isn’t in his power.

He likes dancing with you. No matter if it’s more partying or if it’s more of a slow dance. “Come here sunshine. Let’s enjoy this moment…”

He’s not only programmed to entertain children but also to educate them. He has a wide range of languages and can count up to 100.

His dick is basically a tentacle. It’s twisted with moons part wich makes it even better to play with.

He has ADHD and uses stimming toys to calm himself. His favorite are the fidget cubes. He also got really sad that fidget spinners didn’t trend anymore.

Sometimes he wishes to be only one animatronic instead of two. After all Moon gets to spend all night with you and he doesn’t.

Every time the younger kids are explaining new memes to him he doesn’t understand. “Oh! What you drawing there small one?? What’s that? A skibidi Toilette…? That sounds disturbing…” You pat him on the shoulder. “Yeah no one gets what they like about…. That.” You say with a slight disgust on your face.

He also wished he could be more comfortable. His metal build isn’t really good for comforting the kiddos. He asked you a bunch of times if you can change something against that but you can’t due to the strict guidelines for him.

He tries to get into your special interests. Asking a bunch of questions so you know he’s interested in your life.

He’d be a switch with a bottom preference. He loves getting touched by you. But he also loves seeing you desperate.

One time you asked him if he still loved you. That man looked at you with the most shocked expression ever and just hugged you.

He hugged you and said “Oh Y/N… my sunshine… you’re the best thing that ever happened to me! I love you with all my body, heart and soul!” You guys just stand there holding each other for a very long time

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- Your Ghost ༼ つ ╹ ╹ ༽つ

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JDA Asks: "I know you’ll not post anymore today but if I don’t write it rn I will forget tomorrow—

-John Doe anon here btw-

So I had a thought, dude listen, what if Doe learned how use a phone, LIKE IMAGINE— the amount of messages You might get during the day, unnecessary calls just for him to say stuff like “oh I just miss you so so so much!” then just- *clicks, finishes the phone call* or a bunch of pictures You might save cuz they find them cute— I can’t I’m sobbing-"

Listen, he's seen you tapping away on that little toy of yours and he's curious

So he asks you what it's called, and then goes out of his way to get one too

He's thrilled when he finds out he can use it to contact you! That he doesn't have to show up at your job whenever he misses you! Not that he'll stop doing that, of course...

But he'll send you pictures! Most of them are... well, indescribable. Quite literally, you can't decipher what they're meant to be

It's not that the pictures are blurry, they just don't make sense. Like they were made by a poorly trained AI rather than taken by Doe

Sometimes you can sort of get what they are from the messages he sends with them, but most of the time they're just sent with a heart

He'll send you every little update about his day! You'll know where he is and what he's doing at all times

He calls you every ten minutes or so just to hear your voice. He doesn't know how to start or end conversations, so he'll just tell you he loves and misses you and then hang up

He'll send you memes and ask you to explain them to him

Once he finds out what your favourite animal is, he'll send you lots of pictures of them! At least... you think it's meant to be your favourite animal, since that's the emoji he sent with it

He does not use emojis right, but he loves to send them!

It's like teaching your grandpa to use a cell phone if your grandpa was an eldritch horror who could twist reality to his own suiting

#john doe game #john doe headcanons #john doe x reader #gn!reader #18+ only #sunshine #jda

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Buffalo Sabres Players Rate Fan-Made Memes

Yeah, those are a bunch of just sexy fellows. Just sexy, good-looking dudes posing for the camera.

(aka while 5th-grade owen power was filming stick-taping videos out of his friend's basement, 15-year-old tage thompson was meticulously slicing together tyler seguin ohl highlights and editing nhl hype videos set to the script's hall of fame for his legion of <100 loyal subscribers)

#jack quinn #ukko-pekka luukkonen #tyson jost #tage thompson #buffalo sabres #sabres #* #the most ??? team in existence #was too lazy to gif more but 'daddy tuch' 😭 also tage razzing ras about the lavagirl meme lmfao #lots happening in this video