#He has no style he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you Inflat
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#pokemon#clorox#bleach#Funny Memes#healing spell#pokemon scarlet and violet#nintendo switch#antidote#He-he-here we go! So they're finally here performing for you If you know the words you can join in too Put your hands together if you want#He's the leader of the bunch you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya it's g#This Kong's got style so listen up dudes She can shrink in size to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float t#He has no style he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you Inflat#He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out he's one tou#Finally he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Ca
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HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
TH TH TH THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY FACE
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He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
DK! Donkey Kong! :DDD
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so a full session of discord bullshittery led to me rewriting the entire Donkey Kong rap with american military aircraft
note: i don’t support the genocidal shitheads who run the air force, i just like the planes
[Intro]
He-he-here we go! So they're finally here, showing off for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this fighter rap!
Huh!
[Chorus]
US
United States!
[Verse 1]
Raptor's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Vulcan chain gun can fire in bursts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and sneakier too
He's the first member of the Air Force crew!
Huh!
[Chorus]
US
United States!
US
United States Air Force!
[Verse 2]
This jet's got style, so listen up dudes
Falcon can fly by wire, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can zoom through the air and shoot down enemies!
If you choose her, you'll not regret,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool jet!
Huh!
[Chorus]
US
United States!
[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-the Warthog has a funny face
He can CAS run when he needs to
And knock armor out, just for you
Loiter 'round hot zones, just like a balloon
This crazy jet just digs this tune!
Huh!
[Chorus]
US
United States!
US
United States Air Force!
[Verse 4]
Eagle's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real far with his drop tanks set
With his AMRAAMs out, he's one tough jet!
He'll make you smile when his missiles go boom
But MiGs beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
[Chorus]
US
United States!
Huh!
[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the Air Force crew!
The Lancer's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make an insurgent cry out for mummy
Can drop a cruise missile with relative ease
Makes crushing Iraqis seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't go high
But this jet's one hell of a guy!
[Skit]
C'mon Dragon Lady, take it to the fridge!
[Outro]
JDAMs, chain guns, surveillance flights
Anti-RADAR, air-to-air, and infrared sights!
Aww yeah!
JDAMs, chain guns, surveillance flights
Anti-RADAR, air-to-air, and infrared sights!
Aww yeah!
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK Crew!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
DK, Donkey Kong, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
W-W-W-Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
I see a little silhouetto of a Kong
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, take you through the Monkey Rap!
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong, (Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong
DK, Donkey Kong is here, Donkey Kong is here
So they're finally here, performing for you
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
DK, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong is here
Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here
(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here
(Donkey Kong is) here
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!
(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, he is here!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, he's here, he's here, he's here!
Huh!
He's back again and about time too
And this time, he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK, Donkey Kong is here!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Huh!
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He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 4]
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!
[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!
[Skit]
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
[Outro]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
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Me: *Reads the word “He”, in any circumstance*
Me, internally: HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE, TH-TH-TH-THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
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roses are red, violets are blue, hE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW
he has no sTYLe he has no grAce th th th th thIS kong has a fUNny face
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He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
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HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
TH TH TH THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY FACE
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