#this is also minecraft idk if i said that

[xoxoluka]

Could you write one about Schlatt and (streamer)reader meeting on the sdmp?? Maybe they met before years ago like 2020 but their friendship sort of fizzled out?idk

have a nice day🧚‍♀️💝

believe it or not i haven't caught up with sdmp EEK but i will i swear; i've only watched like the first stream and then other clips on tiktok, heres what I came up with!

jschlatt x streamer!reader headcannons

warnings: nothing crazy i don't think, schlatt's online persona

a/n: listen bro i dont really know what im talking about im doing my best, i made it headcannons because i can't write in-game content 😔

⚜ you received an invite to a new minecraft server, one ran by the Sleep Deprived podcast members.

⚜ the last server you were in... yeah, we won't talk about that. you had left it suddenly, and no longer associate yourself and your content with specific people. a few exceptions were tommyinnit, tubbo, and technically jschlatt, although it had been a while since you actually made any content together.

⚜ when you first joined, you met so many new faces and reconnected with a few old ones. or at least tried to. schlatt wouldn't let anyone even near his property, so you couldn't really have a conversation with him without him hitting you or banning you.

⚜ you had made it a mission to yourself, and even a prediction in your twitch chat that you would get schlatt to allow you onto his very special property.

⚜ clearly, we've all seen what happens when you're too loud near his property or if you enter it without his permission. you didn't want to end up like one of them

⚜ you knew schlatt had a very pretty view over the ocean on his property, and even a tiny beach area, and you wanted in, and you also may have had a small crush on him back in the day, so you and your chat made a plan.

⚜ it started with leaving small objects in front of his fence, or putting them in a chest with a sign that said 'for schlatt.'

⚜ you would leave him flowers, some things that you had heard him asking other people for, food, coal, iron ore, anything.

⚜ you had noticed him asking around for who left it, but no one had figured that it was you, so you continued.

⚜ you started leaving larger objects, like already crafted objects, and started sending him letters.

⚜ you sent him a letter, saying 'meet me at spawn tonight. :p'

⚜ once he arrived, he was incredibly skeptical, so you gave him your proposal.

⚜ "listen, schlatt," you start. "i have a proposal. if you let me live on your land, i'll continue to supply you with all of the goods i get. what's mine is yours, if what's yours is mine."

⚜ "hm," he ponders. "i'll think about it."

⚜ he grants you small things from then on, like you're allowed to come into his property, but not yet live. you build a house fairly close to his fence, and place shared chests where you store things that you find.

this was straight dookie my bad anon

requests still open!

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[snowberai]

*HEAVY BREATHING* HRHHRHH HRHRHRHHRHRHRH LORE?!?!?!

I’m gonna be honest, I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING LOL

i’m very hesitant with this art piece since it’S SUCH EDGE AND ANGST. Theres no good story behind this, i don’t know how to make stories :)

UHM- UH- i UH.. YEAH, Withercwipse is fun to dwaw  🥺

#minecraft au #this took way too long and it was rushed #only because i had a bird constantly asking for a bath and kisses so ug yeah #kinda slow progress #aha #I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW HUGGING HHHHH #I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW HUMANS/HUMANOIDS. PERIOD. #My bestie said i'll get Mauled If i post this. #idk if its one of those bestie threats or what #kinda scwared #shiver me timbers #Y/N's colors probably arent going to be THAT #but have the red be a placeholder or something idk #i've only ever sketched them out really #my art #LORE?! #i also dont know how to draw hands #how do you draw? #google body slams me #awfulawfulawfulhorridhorriblehorrible #I draw on the walls like a mad man #/j

[arcadianico]

quackity continued his walking away even while people were talking thing this stream. i really do think part of it is being overwhelmed. he’s so used to isolation and lack of noise that it has to be jarring to be around so many people, especially when they’re getting answers (which you don’t have) from you. i also wonder how much of his distracted wandering was him experiencing the world for the “first” time. there was a kind of childlike curiosity sometimes in his behaviour

#like he clearly knows about the basics of minecraft #but also in the colour test he said he had never seen so many colours before #and he obviously has memory problems #so i wonder how much of the world he remembers and how much he is seeing through fresh eyes #i’m sure that could also add to the overwhelmingness of the situation as well #he clearly doesn’t have a problem with the others being around him in general but he also leaves them behind to go off on his own #so idk i feel like there’s something there #this is a complete ramble #quackity #qsmp

[chaggle]

sometimes you just have to listen to the Minecraft Dungeons End ost to feel something again

#misc #cyd said a thing #Nothingness; Ship; Void #ALSO The; To The Beginning; The Stronghold are sooooo goooood #all are bangers #idk what the genre is called industrial something? idk reminds me of the OFF ost tho #which is also a bamger #i havent been active in months bc my brain rot has tranferred elsewhere but #anyways minecraft dungeons is a great game mhmm mgmm #i bought the dlc for all the soundtracks and mmmmmmm good stuff #also lorewise and atmosphere-wise all of it is fucking great

[sentientstump]

What got you into playing minecraft?

Also, hey Stump! o/

hmm my first exposure was my bro's laptop, he had mc on it and i remember clicking on a tree and he said "you have to hold the button" and i was like "ooooooooh". i remember i flew around a world and found a jungle and i was like wow! and then i found a single floating block in the air and i said "i want to build a floating house" and made a idk- 9×20×6 box out of dirt with no windows and a hole for a door. i found a spawn egg for a villager and that guy was there since (if not deleted... i think they don't exist anymore)

and then i started watching minecraft related videos for a year maybe (music parodies included) until he downloaded a modpack server launcher on my moms laptop and i remember i got stuck inside spawn far away from the center but not far enough to teleport anywhere so i asked him to help me and i guess he tried to talk to the admins but no were present so he just said "well play on the other server then dummy, don't put yourself behind fences again" xD

i downloaded a lot of those launchers back in the day until i got into uni when i got my own moneh and bought the vanilla myself 👍🏼

hey zircon!!!! :D o/

#i also remember after new years i was watching that oppa minecraft style idk and bro was on the phone with someone #maybe it was my mom or someone close and he said #''oh yeah they are watching minecraft parodies on youtube yeah'' and i felt so embarrassed idkkkk xD #like bruh i was young and cringe free why did i care LOL #answeringstump #textstump

[neverendingford]

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#tag talk #as much as I hate to see the social cinema grow as I get new followers. we're at a good and satisfying number. and I like that #also also also. I've introduced a friend to Hannibal (tv show) and he's loving it and I'm so happy cause none of #of my other friends have been able to stomach the body horror. so it's super cool to find someone to hype over it with #another random story that I genuinely can't remember if I said already. got told by a kid in minecraft that he's smiled a lot more around me #which. huge compliment. genuine honor to make people happy and smile and laugh #people don't laugh enough. we don't smile enough. be happy or die. and I'm too powerful to die. been there. haven't done that #cry and then laugh and then punch as hard as you can. #got to visit some of my favorite residents from the nursing home I first worked at. lotta new staff but my three favorite nurses are still #which is nice. I cried when I left that job because even though it crushed my soul I loved my coworkers and most of my residents. #I get why some healthcare workers grind themselves to the bone for the job. you're making such a huge difference in people's lives. #I tried but didn't have the fortitude for it. but it's nice to be able to go back and say hi to the friends I made and see how things are. #anyway. sorry for being weird like.. one or two weeks ago. I think things are settling out again. moving is rough but we're making it work #It's been a lot of Lear again lately. especially while being at my parents house. he doesn't mind being deadnamed as much sooo.... #idk. at least one of us is capable of surviving the dmv and the state medicaid website. heaven knows I can't manage. #trying to stop using him as a crutch for getting things done has just resulted in us not being able to get things done. #but I don't want to be someone else I want to be me. I don't want to be the armor I want to be the human inside. #I don't want to live defensively. pushing everyone away. I can't do that. #anyway. we're back home! and work is on the horizon. hopefully this job works out cause I don't want to have to apply for new jobs. #the hr rep is a man at this store and I immediately got set on edge and our voice dropped as I stepped back. #then we introduced ourselves with the wrong name and he got confused and I just felt stupid about it #but how am I supposed to know which name he's been told. he didn't even use our paperwork name. Anyway that was a disaster #but we're on track and embarrassment is not a setback but a feeling about the way things progress. and it is progress we're making

[gaymooshroom-archive]

its a shame bc i used to like michael and thought he was quite entertaining + that team he was on with qwt in mcc was a lot of fun.. However it seems he has become a bitter flop sort of

#txt #negative / #idk if its bc he didnt get the popularity boost he thought he would or he doesnt like the fanbase or what #but its a really offputting attitude #especially rn when every cc basically has said theyre excited about the changes #even connor who notably doesnt like streaming minecraft is like very down to do lore with his friends #also if he is actually pressed abt not being as big a streamer like... #the dsmp has never been a guaranteed popularity boost especially now after the main hype period has settled down #you still see lots of members getting view counts in the hundreds if its late or a lot of people are live #<- which is not a dig bc having view counts in the hundreds is still a mark of a very successful streamer #some of my fave creators are in that range #so idk where this victim complex came from lmfao #i remember i watched his very first full dsmp stream live #and he was very clear abt the fact that he liked his existing communtiy and didnt want to change the culture of his channel too much #which is totally fine shrug emoji #it just seems like he wants the best of both worlds

[donuts4evry1]

Absolutely in love with the concept of Jellyfish dating sim!!!!!!!!!! .0. !!

If you ever need anything like assets, bgs, or someone to bounce ideas off of, I would absolutely LOVE to be a part of it and lend you whatever helping hands you might want ^u^

Of course you don't have to take me up on the offer, I know that you're fully capable on your own. I'm so excited about the concept though!!!!!!! I hope that this goes somewhere, whether that somewhere ends up being an actual finished game, or not. If it's just a more developing of this base idea, I'm excited to see it unfold. It's a great idea, that carries potential that I'm mad hype to exolore

AHH Thank you so much for your kind words ;w;!!!

I'll be sure to keep that in mind as well :). Maybe once I start stitching together code I'll make a discord server for the game so people can bounce off ideas (and also for possible beta testers... 👀👀?), and also be more uniform when helping me find assets

I don't have many solid ideas on what this game is going to be about, but I do know that it's probably going to be one of my most ambitious undertakings yet, so it'll be exciting ^v^!!

#this isn't the first game I've made- nor is it the first one I've made on renpy #i'm used to creating and finding all the assets by myself but this time I think it'll be extra cool if I actually let myself get some damn- #-help hhahaa #rn i am eating like 3/4 cooked banh loc (a viet dish) because I'm almost late for work and it is giving me mad chaotic programmer vibes #there was also someone in one of my summer camps that was making a programmer's world in minecraft and he said that the ''there's a bed but #it isn't used because programmers don't sleep'' #and if that isn't a mood idk what is #anyway i think you're right about potential- :)). jellyfish have so many different weird power thingies that it'll be fun to think about #now that i think about it though i am not good at finding bgs lol #i'm probably just going to go to the hatomoa route and look up realistic ones like she did for the first hbf haha #mun rambles #ask #jellyfish #i do know a good source for fonts tho... I'll see to it that I find it again so I can use it for the game #ughfjgsdf I rly want the game to be a surprise but I also think it'd be cool to have help for it... #it'll be difficult to like. release as little information as possible while still getting as much inspo from others as possible #hmm before i go i should make a tag for this game #jellyfish game #there we go :) #Ite! It's Jellyfish Love!

[a4g]

i love spokes skyblock streams a lot cause since a lot of it is repetitive and mind numbing he just gives out fun trivia about himself

#said he picked his skin cause it matched his optifine cape better #and was gonna be some creeper skin. which he has 2 on his account #i guess he just loved creepers like 2+ years ago #hes like every kid ever on minecraft #cant blame him tbh creepers r kinda awesome #also hope this isnt werid but i love how he says things and talks a lot #idk how he pronounces things is relaxing to me idk #i get on skyblcok to give spoke a few mil and then leave #which he friended me which he doesnt do often and friending is kinda pointless also since i will do nothing with it but #it was nice he really did not have to do that #i just bought the onion for the bit. #bid wars r funny to watch. u understand #now hes gonna see when i log on to stream snipe 🙄 #jk he wont care probably. i will just be kinda silly #i do not talk in chats . that shit scary #speaking of skyblock im still nervous of dungeons. it feels like it will be hard and you rely on other people #so if you dont know what you are doing you will look oh so stupid so i guess i need to figure it out #okay ramble over now #a cc liked one of my posts earlier so #if a cc ever sees my spoke ramble posts like this Close ur eyes pleas 🙏 #i just like talking about him i think hes really cool okay thanks bye #lifesteal

[nexus-nebulae]

i find it interesting that most of my most significant writing embodies mostly themes of either pure panic or desperation

#echos #this is /neu #i think about it a lot #how what i usually see as my best writing is always one of those #I've been told I'm really really good at writing panic attacks #like- writing the character's mental spiral as their thoughts consume them #I'm good at writing spirals #.. write what you know i guess? #all the major stories I've written aren't so much of these themes #i mean they include moments but they're not about it #but the short stories i write almost always go this way #loop. the enderman short story i wrote. the one i never finished about minecraft game modes. the one about the library #i also really really really like to overuse repetition #saying the same phrase over and over again to drive in a point #in the library short i wrote it was; at the end of every paragraph; '[and] the book was in its place.' #and then at the very end of the story i had the line 'the book was no longer in its place.' as like the ominous sendoff #i wrote it for a school project #my teacher said i had a very dark style #it's interesting to me though #to see how words can shape emotions #how metaphors can turn those emotions into something more understandable #stuff like that #idk I'm just. thinking about writing #and how i do

[pepprs]

omg i was feeling better for like 2 hrs but then i saw a post on here that is like maybe the worst thing ive read all day. and now i am feeling despair again

#purrs #going to close this app and go watch minecraft build videos again bc that’s the only thing that distracts me rn. but it sucks. it sucks so #bad. how easy it is to be knocked down like this by a stupid post and how frightened and hopeless and small i feel. like wtf. and i know i s #said this but it’s like the mindset shift thing i rbed a few minutes ago right? like i am supposed to be the BEACON. i am supposed to have t #the hope and give it to people who don’t have it. but what do i do when /i/ don’t have it. that is antithetical to the entire enterprise. #and it does not bode well for our work working lol. like given what i know i should never ever doubt or fear or anything again. and the #sayings are literally brace yourself the world is broken and we’re braving the storm etc etc but right now all that’s going on in my head an #and heart are BROKEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOORM!!!!!!! HHEEEEEEEELLPPPPP!!!!!! and not like oh! brace. brave. ok yeah i can do that #and to be fair i don’t think anyone is feeling that way ever probably and that’s why you can’t be a beacon of hope if you haven’t known #hopelessness and don’t fight to overcome it every day. but right now knowing i need to be a beacon is only making me feel more hopeless. and #i know the beacon feeling bc ive been there before but idk if this will pass bc like uhmmmmmm… i live in the fucking death trap that is the #usa. but it might but also idk. i just am haunted by 2 things. number 1 that the most basic simplest thi ng s in life like starting a family #of my own and having a stable living situation might be out of my reach bc i was born at the wrong time. and number 2 that especially in the #last 2 years but also always there are such HORRORS happening and yet so many of them we don’t feel and it’s like out in nature the forest i #is still just the forest and it’s like for these birds and squirrels etc they don’t even know there’s a pandemic and nothing abt their lives #has changed in 2 yrs (that has substantially impacted their way / qualify of life anyway). and i know everything in my save tag refutes this #and also that if lia heard me saying this shit she’d say in effect why don’t you go write a poem and calm down. but part of me wants to feel #hopeless i think because there’s a security in feeling doomed bc to fight it takes strength and courage and is maybe scarier. but i am just #exhausted and grieving rn except the grief i am feeling is NOTHING compared to other griefs others feel and have felt. but yeah this is also #day 4 of living here again and maybe by day 14 or whatever i’ll be feeli ng stronger and more normal but the last few days have been so #fucking hard and so much about my life is different in ways that are hard right now. so i have to just deal with that and adjust and mayhe p #plunge myself into a piece of media like i have done w every other major transition in my life and somehow haven’t done w this one yet but t #that might just give me a break from my stupid broken brain and then i’ll come back and be normal. bc today i could barely get out of bed #delete later

[horse-shit]

making a list of art style stuff have/wants and.

tell me why the art styles I admire and want to pick from are like. almost the complete opposite from mine. I think all except maybe 2 are just. oppositsies

#🌌 i guess #did you remember that i use galaxy instead of sparkles? #anyway #imps bs #one of the inspo notes are minecraft for how they detail things with pixels. i like it i wanna eat it and i like the colors #another is jojo {araki} for more styke and outfit stuff #which ive been working on so thats good #but like #the rest are mostly details and desaturated and more realistic than my style #there is No Way In Hell my doughie saturated little guys will survive #also fun fact. i showed one of my old art books to a college guy who came to my hs and the one i was working and he said #to my face #'oh you watvhed lavendertowne!' #how in the actual hell would i respond #i expected steven universe not. that. lmao. lol even. #not mad just #how in the hell did he do that?? #*style as in clothing style #so i guess ive been looking at some high fashion stuff/unconventional shit? idk man i just draw

[elainemorisi]

okay I have now put several (5+) hours into Subnautica and am... not really engaged? it's like, fine. but I feel like I see it raved about and am now confused

#sincerely interested in replies re: what I may be missing #I am admittedly a coward about games like this so it's not like I've gone gung-ho exploring #(I've also done what all the threads I see said to do and not gone and looked everything up) #but I've found the First Big Structure What With The Gun And All #and like... okay. eh? #I think my main beef aside from it feeling veeery simple is there's absolutely no interactivity like at all #like not even with the environment a la Minecraft #(which is a bit absurd to say I realize but like. modification at least y'know? I love basebuilding and lowkey exploring #but that's just idk not grabbing me here to the extent it exists at all which I still can't quite figure out #by which I think I mean it's falling into a not for me gray area between 'the game wants you to Build + Poke' vs 'wants you to Discover' #it sorta just feels like it doesn't want me to do either and is making both rather arbitrarily tedious to do)

[thebardscipher]

You ever read a fanfiction that of an AU and then you start thinking of the inspiration behind the AU and then you make a cursed realization and decide to come up with YOUR OWN AU and then you remember that there's a dress up game that could help you visualize that cursed AU AND SO YOU GO DIGGING FOR IT BECAUSE ITS BEEN LITERAL YEARS!!! AND YOU FIND IT! Anyways, I'm gonna subject you, my dear tumblr, to these dressed up characters and YOU CAN HAVE FUN FIGURING IT OUT LMAO.

(Yes the Tinkerer doesn't have wings, no I didn't forget them, THAT IS ON PURPOSE FOR ANGST AND STORY REASONS because this character CANNOT CATCH A BREAK IF I'M WRITING HIM!)

Also, can someone explain the duo that is Fast and Nerdy. Why is always the fast and nerdy ones. They're always like siblings, or frenemies, or lovers, or the troublemakers, or the bestest of best buds. ITS ALWAYS THEM!!!!!

Yes, its is 2:30am how could you tell?

#my life #god I missed this dress up game #also idk what's going on with the eyes on some of them #but this game is like 10 years old it can be janky if it wants to #I may or may not write somethign for this AU #BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED IS ANOTHER AU TO FREAKING WRITE #Why can't I just work on any of the 10+ AUs I'm already throwing at walls?? #COME ON I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE #Would you believe me if I said I had this thought while reading a MINECRAFT Pixie Hollow AU? MINECRAFT! #Granted this isn't any better #also if you've made it this far in the tags #why yes it's sonic

[thatone-highlighter]

what kind of username would strength have if it had social media, I think it would have those Xx things at the start and end but idk what the rest of it would be

Oh yeah absolutely it would 100% have xX at either end of its username. Honestly feel like Heart might too

I think that Strength would have like xXStrongest___879Xx or smthn like that. I dont know what noun to put in the gap and the number doesnt really matter but i think it would Have some random number

#started writing this before i realised u said social in my head the entire time i was like whats its xbox gamertag #unrelated but i think strength plays xbox. witney plays Nintendo. and heart plays PC cuz they think theyre better than console players #they have an xbox one and a switch. i wanna say strength has a 360 but half the stuff isn’t supported anymore #and then Heart would so build their own gaming pc #heart refuses to play console but is also upset the other two play Minecraft without them #i completely derailed this in the tags damn ahdjfjdhhdhd #idk what hearts gamertag would be #witney would for her gamertag have whatever randomised result it gave her when she made the account #and his social media handle would be his full name #strength‘s gamertag and handle r the same because its unashamed of its cringey ass gamertag(affectionate) #Tree Man Posts #asks #strength #heart #wjh #witney

[rose-tinted-nostalgia]

my 5 year old: grandpa Scott gave me a sticker book, and look! Pretty gem stickers. And you remember those sticks grandpa Scott picks up and uses as a walking stick? I found one of those and broke a piece off and I’m putting the gem stickers on it! Do you know what I’m making?!

Me: A magic wand?

My 5 year old: a dagger

Me: 😳

#I’m like what would you use a dagger for?! #he said when he’s at the park he could pretend to be playing Minecraft #this kid has never played Minecraft in his life #I think he saw my brother plying though #idk I died #simultaneously so funny and also terrifying like #I’m like a dagger?!