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rollercoasterwords · 1 year

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hate seeing hot ppl on tiktok :( it's like damn in another life i'd be so attracted 2 u....but in this one u make tiktoks.....

#this is a JOKE dont get mad at me #(it's not a joke im sorry....tiktok simply kills the vibe completely 4 me)#like ill see a tiktok of hot person + be like omg hot <3 #but then im like oh but if i ever met them irl and knew they made tiktoks...well. sorry but that is abt the quickest way 2 kill the mood #4 me PERSONALLY #txt

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the-casbah-way · 10 months

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stop putting cillian murphy on my dashboard i do not want to look at that rn

#i need you lot to develop good taste in men im begging you #listen to me. let me send you over a compact and select list of fat greying 50+ year olds for you to study in detail #that should set you right #this is a joke dont get mad at me #but its also kind of not a joke i guess because yall do have bad taste in men. not me though #never me

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cemeterything · 2 years

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the goncharov stuff was on my dash, have no idea what it is (still dont) and i just started reblogging with the mindset of “i’m sure i’ll figure out what it is in a bit”

goncharov context

#i know some people might be mad that im 'ruining the joke' by explaining it #but as someone who has both been gaslighted and has delusions and memory issues i dont want other people to #go through that because of me. theres nothing funny about it.#goncharov is funny though dont get me wrong. id argue its actually funnier with the original context.#goncharov #unreality #🐉

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muchmossymess · 3 months

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Why is everyone here so obsessed with sex and romance why can't you appreciate the comedic genius of "rivals who fight about parenting to rile the other up to begrudging coparents who bicker like a divorced couple to actually maybe tolerating the other and the insults are now less spiteful and biting to hells first qpr (queerplatonic rivalry) to hells first qpr (queerplatonic relationship)"

#like. gah. there is so so so many interesting ways to take this dynamic and you chose kiss and fuck #i can excuse the aphobia but i draw the line at ooc dynamics (ITS A JOKE A REFERENCE A JOKE I DONT EXCUSE APHOBIA)#sigh #i can excuse all the smut to a point but like. you took the (ONLY) canonically sex repulsed character and made him fuck the dilf #and you didnt even make it an exploration of sexuality with the realisation sex isnt necessary for a relationship #or that its ok to actually hate sex #(when it involves yourself. so long as its safe sane and consensual its not really your business)#ughbkembaalgk ive lost my train of thought i think its late but yeah im just a lil pissy about the casual aphobia #dont even get me started on the blatant stuff ffs #radiostar #radioapple #appleradio #alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #moss' madness

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muppetbyers · 2 years

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it just feels like the duffers think that the height of non-conformity is being a nerd

#like fuck poc fuck queer people fuck neurodivergent ppl you know who has it real rough? gamers #okay that was a joke but its so telling that they just… dont get the issues they’re trying to tackle #its the way lucas had basically no character development until s4 and even that was framed super weirdly #and how eddie ‘the freak’ just ends up dying anyways despite it all #and erica gets absolutely nothing apart from tired stereotypes #and just… everything about how they treated robin and will in terms of their queerness #yeah… we get the message #i’ll stop posting about vol2 now ive been here all day.#also im very mad rn so ignore me if this is like an insane overraction #mine

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lover-of-mine · 4 months

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No, but this is definitely my most controversial opinion, but the whole thing with Buck and Eddie being the same age comes back to the fact that they are mirrors of each other. Down to the tattoos with mirrored placement, yes, but like, narratively speaking too. They've been running parallel to each other their whole lives and them being the same age makes that even more intense. Eddie had to grow up too fast and Buck didn't have to grow up at all. Eddie was forced to take care of more than he could and Buck was never allowed to care as much as he wanted. Both of them ran because their lives were overwhelming. Buck gives Eddie the tools to slow down for the first time in years while Eddie gives Buck something he's allowed to care about. They're two sides of the same coin. They complement each other. They're each other's missing piece. And that's so much better when they're the same age.

#'oh but that makes them boring :('#can you give me a logical explanation as to why it makes them boring??????#ugh #also i hate the old man joke. have been tapping out of fics about since forever. but they still work with just a few months?#'oh when i was your age' 'when? 2 months ago?' ' yeah you're old now' 'im 47 days older than you asshole'#like the 5 years thing NEVER made sense to me #and the way most people get mad about this particular development is so fascinating to me #anyway #controversial #911 #buddie thoughts #i still have thoughts but some of them dont need to be published

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nex-has-gender-envy · 8 hours

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Till Death Do They Part ???

What is this marriage vows ??

Yes.

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mitskiluvr · 24 days

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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings

#mystic messenger #mysme #jumin han #saeyoung choi #this post is mainly about those two #i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU #like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him #or... basic human rights actually #when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac #also seven's route is so frustrating #like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it #but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself #I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH #zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person #at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE #sorry wow im really into this game #i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me #also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite #doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks #i say that with love

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ink-blot-thoughts · 1 month

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Okay for a while my genshin bio was "Arlecchino simp, Childe stan, Dottore apologist" and while that was my bio, someone joined my world and asked me why I liked Dottore? At the time I just said heeheehoohoo man funny cause that's true but thinking about it, I've realised why I like Dottore.

So, picture this. I joined genshin in around 3.2ish. I didn't do any events that I hadn't unlocked the story for and I wasn't really in the fandom. So lil old me was just playing through the story, and having the time of my life in Sumeru cause it was so fucking weird.

Then. You defeat the big boss. You cry about Rukkhadevata. Nahida is gonna give us some lore now, right?? Nope get fucking flashbanged.

So this was already shocking enough then out walks Mr Doctor, who had seemingly left Sumeru in a boat. Okay weird, guess he came back. WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS CLONES?!?! And then his clones get merked the second I find out about them?!!?!?

So I'm reeling from that when he promises knowledge not even the god of wisdom knows. And I perk up cause lore!!! I like lore!!! Then. Then the motherfucker. He says "Sky's fake."

Remember, I knew none of this. Bitch just dropped sky's fake on my head out of nowhere. And while I was going "THE SKY IS FUCKING WHAT?!?!!?" Man just casually faded to black. Like he hadn't dropped the most batshit insane lore possible.

Now if you're normal and you knew the background genshin lore, that would make sense. You already know about the fake sky and Dottore's segments and all, so the casual delivery totally tracks.

But I didn't. So to me this man walked up, drugged us, revealed he had clones, murdered said clones, then dropped one of genshins biggest lore bombs before fucking off. In the space of one conversation. Fucking iconic.

So that's why I like Dottore :)

#genshin impact #genshin impact fatui #fatui harbingers #dottore #il dottore #like even better is that somehow conveys his character perfectly #like if you know all the lore? yeah it tracks hes the mad scientist dude #you dont know all the lore? yeah it tracks hes the mad scientist dude who is batshit fucking insane and thinks everyone just knows this shi #its like if someone walked up to you irl and started casually complaining about wormholes like theyre a common occurance #youd go agehajjagxjaajajshgdsh what do you MEAN?!?!#that was me meeting Dottore and he hasnt disappointed since #also yes obviously apologist is a joke i dont apologise for his actions #i endorse them lol get rekt #seriously people are so weird they were questioning why i liked him when hed committed atrocities and i was like ??? cause hes fictional???

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certified-anakinfucker · 3 months

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gonna start firing rent-lowering gunshots but its me walking into a server saying I LOVE THERON and seeing if anything skitters 💀

#cheeri prattles on #i thought people were joking abt theron being a litmus test #if you have unfounded beef w theron youre deadass either homophobic or racist #dude exists to be sillygoofy and occasionally badass but mostly endearing #and some of yall get so worked up for What #like disliking him is one thing but ACTIVELY using his character #for …….. some really fucked up things you refuse to tag??#and then you get mad bc people dont wanna see it #to the point where you just double down further #yah no thats a hard pass from me

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proxythe · 3 months

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defending kotone shiomi on the internet isnt enough. i need a gun

#p3 #jokes about her irritate me so bad #just annoying and unfunny #and if not jokes then people just dont like her #for whatever reason #cant a bisexual woman just be a persona protagonist without everyone being mad #specifically p3 protag #she DOES fit #just because shes not emo with blue hair doesnt mean she doesnt fit the theme #she encapsulates it perfectly and her spin on the game is so good #not to mention the aeon social link #hamugis social link literally changed my life #if you hate kotone shiomi i literally hate you #like get off my account im serious #and if you ship her with ken also kill yourself #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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arsythegreat · 1 month

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why are trenchcoatz hot

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reel-fear · 3 months

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MIKE BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER FOR ROASTING HIS DUMBASS RESPONSE TO THE GRAPHIC NOVEL STUFF!!

grown ass man scared of the 19-year-old queer being mean to him over his public meltdown more at 8.

#ramblez #little white boy sad? U sad bc nobody likes you? Bc u constantly make a fool of urself and show off ur distaste for ur fans? lmao #this is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me imagine how mad he'll be when he finds out the fangame Im making has queers in it #hes gonna have a whole other white boy meltdown on main KJSNFDGKJHFGKJHGKJHSDFGSD #hes so fucking sensitive maybe just get off of social media Mike this never ends well for you #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #and look Im joking around about this but it really is sad that the bendy devs cant handle this kind of critique towards their decisions #it seems despite the backlash once again they are choosing to ignore their fans which is yknow upsetting #But hey ig if the devs being awful was a dealbreaker for this fandom I wouldve left a long time ago and I havent #dw Im not going anywhere <3 #also if anyone else here was also criticizing Mike maybe check his acct to make sure ur not blocked now since apparently #old habits die hard and this is certainly a pattern with him KJHDSFKGJHSDKFGJHDFGSD #also look before anyone asks yes I was kinda mean to him over this but to put bluntly if hes gonna be this dismissive to his fans concerns #he deserves it. Theres this persistent attitude esp in bendy fanspaces of being defensive of the devs #and I dont know why they have been extremely horrible people every single chance they get #and its very hurtful to see how many people would rather tell me to be kinder to the people who broke the heart of a child me when they #dismissed any ideas of putting queers like me in their stories than to realize Mike n Meatly bring this bad attention to themselves #to put bluntly I dont owe them kindness not until they at least apologize for the shit they did which they still havent #mike hasnt even addressed his vent poem in the code of BATDR let alone the other shit he said n did #so no I will not be kind to him ever hope this helps!

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electricpurrs · 11 months

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this image is actually so important to my self esteem everytime im worried my english is not very good or i make too many mistakes i look at it again and i am reminded im actually the one doing all the work here. you should be THANKFUL im willing to communicate in a way you understand. know your place

#^ im joking please im exaggerating for comedic effect dont get mad at me #🧃

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theevilicecreamsoda · 5 months

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You know what, for a community that’s supposed to be about “loving” each other and being a community we sure do jack shit. We’ll be like “everyone’s welcome 😊” then “erm except you, you arent queer enough, you havent suffered enough” is that all we are? Are we only fucking valuable to you if we fucking suffer? Is that the only reason im queer? Because i have been hurt? If thats all this fucking community is then i dont want to be queer. If this community decides its going to be hellbent on picking and choosing who or what belongs then fuck you all. If this community only focuses on the pain and suffering people have felt then ignore that of others then fuck you all. Grow the hell up.

#GOD the stupid ‘erm cis hetreo aromantics ARENT queer enough’ poll is getting to me #like seriously you people are children #you will seriously quabble about the DUMBEST shit like you dont care about other queer people #you dont you fucking dont you just want to get mad over the internet #what a fucking joke #anyways aromantic people are valid #also like i can bet 100% most of those people who said no on that poll probably also think more obsecure parts of the queer community arent #valid either like i can guarantee they shit on things like neopronouns or obsecure identites #this is exactly why we had the bi-lesbian discourse like fuck you all fr #‘queer community’ half of you wont accept other queer people like what a fucking joke

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girlashfur · 4 months

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no more twink ashfur i want scraggly old man ashfur. i want ashfur that looks like the homeless guy you just dragged out of a dumpster behind 7/11. i can excuse it when its like hawkash art or when squilf og leaves him bc hes younger then but during the fire scene and beyond he is OLD hes like late 40s in human years. he would not be twinky he'd be this heavily depressed, shaggy, hairy old bitch with massive eye bags and yellow teeth he would be UGLY. and that's ok i still love him

#ashie rambles #ashfur #dont get mad at me for the homeless joke btw ive been homeless before lol

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