Charlie talking about Gillion and headcanons! (Sorry if the audio is a bit quiet)
TTS: Yo Charlie my friend Connor is writing about how Gillion Tidestrider is autistic for his final psychology paper we miss him a lot can you tell
Charlie: Aw, yeah, I know. He'll be back soon, dont worry- he'll be back soon, don't you worry. I don't know that I would necessarily feel comfortable representing a character like that having not been in that position I don't think? Probably. But I think its cool people can kind of like put their own identities on to stuff. Or like... you know, see characters in their own light. But I definitely- I...I don't know if I would... I really... its someth- I really wouldn't want to mischaracterize something like that, you know what I mean? But I think that people can identify and see things within characters that maybe even the creators of them can't.
Vaggie: (bringing Charlie on a romantic walk through the Morningstar gardens) Hey, Charlie, there's something I've been meaning to say....
Charlie: (phone rings) I'm so sorry, Vaggie. Hold that thought! Dad's calling. (picks up) What's wrong, Dad? ..... He what? ..... With WHO?!?!?! .... I'll be right here! (hangs up) We gotta get back to the hotel, ASAP!!! Tell me later?
Vaggie: Uh... Yeah.....
Charlie: Great! Let's go! (grabs Vaggie's hand and runs while dragging her)
Vaggie: this is fine.......
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Vaggie: (sets up a romantic meal at the hotel just for her and Charlie) Okay, we're at the hotel, so nothing should get in the way this time.
Charlie: Vaggie, this is so sweet! You got all my favorite foods here! What's the occasion?
Vaggie: (shrugs nonchalantly) Can't a girl spoil her beloved without a reason? (swallows) But... I do have a reason, I guess. You caught me. I wanted to say something.... kind of important.
Charlie: (raises an eyebrow and balks) Are you breaking up with me?!
Vaggie: What? NO!!! No! Nononononono... Exact opposite. I want to stay with you forever, babe.
Charlie: (sighs) Whew! Good, because I want to stay with you too~
Vaggie: (smiles and starts pulling the ring out of her pocket) Charlie, I-
Explosion erupts through the door leading to the kitchen as a gruel monster growls deep within.
Angel: HUSK!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD COOK!!!
Husk: I haven't cooked in decades! Why the fuck would you think I could cook!?!??!
Charlie: Holy shit! (runs over to the kitchen and grabs a fire extinguisher)
Vaggie: (listens to the screaming and sounds of the extinguisher blasting a gelatinous blob monster) ......this is fine.....
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Vaggie: (sitting on the balcony of her and Charlie's room and staring at a fireworks display she asked Lucifer to put together for her)
Charlie: (staring starstruck at the fireworks) Wow! This is beautiful, Vaggie!
Vaggie: (rests her chin in her hand as she stares at Charlie) Yeah... beautiful....
Charlie: (notices Vaggie staring and blushes) What? Is there something on my face?
Vaggie: Just your gorgeous blush, babe~
Charlie: (giggles all flustered) Vaggie, stop! What's got you lying on the charm so thick all of a sudden?
Vaggie: You deserved to be charmed every day of your life, babe. I love you, and I want to be able to do that for you. (grabs the ring in her pocket) So, Ms. Charlotte Morningstar. (sees Charlie wrinkle her brow and snickers) Charlie... will you-
Niffty: (out on the veranda, jumps onto one of the firework rockets and blasts into the air) AAAAHHHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Lucifer: Oh, quackers!!! Let go of the rocket, kid! I'll catch you!
Angel: Nah, let her be! She likes the pain!
Charlie: OH, MY GOD!!! NIFFTY-
Vaggie: (finally snaps) No! No more interruptions! You! (points to Charlie)
Charlie: M-Me?
Vaggie: Wedding! You and me! Holy matrimony and all that shit! Marry me! (pauses as she groans and holds up the ring) Charlie, will you marry me?
This one has been a long time coming, we know! Here at Mojang, we listen to the community, and we've decided to implement a number of community suggestions to this update. In this changelog, these are all marked with a ★!
Added cantaloupes, a new inedible crop
Added grapes, a new crop which do not restore hunger but do taste good. Yummy
Added mistletoe, a parasitic plant which will stop nearby crops from growing! It can be harvested for mistletoe berries, which inflict deadly poison
★ Added crows, which will eat your crops!
Added scarecrows, a new decorative block with no in-game utility
Added aphids, a pest which will eat your crops! Their drops can be crafted into the new ★Yellowish-Lime-Green Dye!
Added Creepfungus, a fungus which can infest your crops, causing them to explode when harvested!
Pigs will now eat your crops
Rabbits will now eat your crops
Hoglins will now eat your crops
Zoglins will now eat your crops
Creepers will now eat your crops
★Added Mooblooms, at the request of the community! These all-new mobs will eat your crops