#things to brendon

[astridianmayfly]

this is, perhaps, my most controversial take of all time,,,,but I don’t think Brendon Urie deserves to be treated like the antichrist for saying offensive shit 6+ years ago he apologized for and allegations that were entirely made up? Wish we could have a nuanced discussion about the privilege white-passing men have in the music industry while also allowing people space to improve themselves (to be clear--SA is always unforgivable). I just find it a little fucked that the celebrity y’all had to chase off of the internet was the one who’d dedicated their entire online presence to philanthropy and human rights activism. like lmao was that really worth it

#the tags are where I come to point out the illogical nature of this entire discussion #number one: when you make this conversation about band drama that is literally 13 years old at this point you detract from what we should #actually be talking about which is white people should NEVER say the n-word under any circumstances! you cannot reclaim a slur for a group #you are not part of and this is what we need to be talking about here. #he did not SA a band member. you are taking quotes out of context about a cheoreographed sequence he did with ryro during their debut #in which he played a character that was supposed to make unwanted advances on his bandmates. for years at panic shows various band members #come up to one another and do suggestive things #all band members joke about it and do it in good fun #including ryro who also nonconsensually did the same #things to brendon #next: sorry if you do not like pop music. if that is the case just do not listen. you are entitled to your own opinion but it is fucked #to perpetuate lies simply because you do not like the direction the sound that the band has gone in. #this is already getting too long but I am willing to have a civil discussion about these things simply because I feel like it is incredibly #weird to talk about parasocial relationships and celebrity culture while not realizing that simply assuming someone is evil who you don't #even know in real life is just as bad as any other parasocial relationship. #this is also not to convince you to like him. I do believe personally that the sheer amount of death threats I have seen just in a casual #corner of the internet is disturbing and unwarranted. And I think that in a broader context #if you identify as left-wing or progressive in any sense you must be more open to the idea that people can correct their behavior #and if you do not believe this you are supporting ideas that would be impossible without many individuals simultaneously changing their #behavior. I think that is a fair argument to make and I think that this conversation is important. #p!atd #panic at the disco #panic! at the disco #patd #ryan ross #dallon weekes #idkhow #anti brendon urie #viva las vengeance #brendon urie

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

#i did this whole thing just to see her kick his ass tbh #most attractive #round 1 #brendon urie #hayley williams

[ace-beef]

wh-what year is it

#like I know why all of these things are trending but goddamn #panic! at the disco #p!atd #fall out boy #fob #mcr #supernatural #brendon urie #beef speaks

[storybookstr4nge]

its 2018. fall out boy released mania, Brendon urie released pray for the wicked, and twenty one pilots released trench. supernatural is on season 14 without any signs of destiel. Voltron season 8 just came out and decimated both klance and its fanbase. the third trials of Apollo came out and made everybody miserable. dan and Phil are on tour, and the final Phil is not on fire came out. Tumblr is never going to be the same.

#sorry I'm going to a con rn and I'm wearing my lance Voltron jacket which is both layered in meta irony and also very sincere to my past #what a crazy year. I was 13. #fall out boy #panic! at the disco #twenty one pilots #supernatural #destiel #voltron #klance #trials of apollo #riordanverse #dan and phil #dan howell #Phil lester #pinof #I have a genuine love for this period of my life and all of these things (except for Brendon urie) #cringe is dead. I love you fandom

[adobe-outdesign]

Everyone keeps discussing what names we should give to the new teachers but I think we’re sleeping on the opportunity to call this guy Employed Brendon. Like imagine you’re Unemployed Brendon and then suddenly you have a younger brother who’s also called Brendon except he’s more successful than you and now everyone calls him Brendon and starts calling you Unemployed Brendon instead to differentiate you and you absolutely hate it but you can’t get anyone to just call you Brendon because that’s your brother’s name now

and you still can’t find anyone to publish your novel

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #dhmis series #dont hug me im scared #unemployed brendon #briefcase #outdesign posts things #I say this as a partial joke but honestly given the alliteration thing the teachers have with their names it's not implausible #greatest hits

[fangdyk3]

pete wentz blessed with the gift of both creating and destroying life

#he said i put you into this world i can take you right tf back out #i still can’t believe pete leaking the photo led up to all of this 😭😭 #life is such a fickle thing #pete wentz #panic! at the disco #p!atd #brendon urie

[marutchi]

(more) spoiler under the cut

they are landing on their feet yet skwisgaar still ends up in tokis arms 😭😭

#my life is on the verge of falling apart and unexpectedly deathklok yaoi is the only thing saving me right now #thank you brendon #he really said I'm gonna treat you babes #wish there was more metalo stuff to buy #sadly I had to remove one gif of toki being worried over skwis because for some reason it triggered tumblrs sensitive filter #metalocalypse #metalocalypse spoiler #metalocalypse army of the doomstar #metalocalypse army of the doomstar spoiler #metalocalypse: army of the doomstar #metalocalypse: army of the doomstar spoiler #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #skwisgaar x toki #skwiski #skwisgaar #skwistok #toki #long post #not sorry #can't believe a movie came out after 10 years #metalocalypse army of the doomstar spoilers #metalocalypse: army of the doomstar spoilers #metalocalypse aotd #metalocalypse aotd spoiler #metalocalypse aotd spoilers

[noxexistant]

clear shots of all the old mike photos disney just released :’)

#if there’s one thing i’m good at it’s getting stupid social media markers off of photos #most of these we already had but Not at this quality #new broadway delanceys content :’) #if any new mike fans want help getting into newsies Please hit me up #mike faist #brendon stimson #morris delancey #oscar delancey

[notthecity]

if you told 13 year old me i’d be throwing an emo party for one on the year mcr are touring again, fob are going back to a more ioh/folie hybrid sound, and paramore put out some of their best music since brand new eyes because panic at the disco are breaking up i wouldn’t have believed a word you said

anyways fuck you brendon <3

#Panic at the Disco #Panic! at the Disco #brendon urie #dallon weekes #ryan ross #fall out boy #paramore #my chemical romance #the TRUE emo trinity goddamn it #growing up is realizing brendon was never the best thing in panic #i was always a dallon girlie #and for a REASON because he's thriving in idkhow #i haven't even talked about lftos here #fuck brendon urie #today and forever

[unholyverse]

#i found this in my favorites again this is literally the tweet of all time #this feels somewhat relevant with the dallon thing and the most recent photo i’ve seen of brendon lookin like he’s morrissey #welcome to my twisted mind

[mycatismyfriend]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003)

#when the camera does the thing #buffy #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #Buffy Summers #Xander Harris #willow rosenberg #rupert giles #sarah michelle gellar #alyson hannigan #anthony head #anthony stewart head #nicholas brendon #btvsedit

[irisbellemoon]

Cheers!!!!! Finally!!

#all things considered it wasn't much of a disbanding lol #brendon really was dragging a dead horse around #anyways stream pretty.odd. #p!atd #panic! at the disco #patd

[basu-shokikita]

funny how both skwisgaar and toki ultimately want stable partners that will love them and understand them beyond the superficial adoration they get from fans. partners they can actually connect with on a deeper level besides sex and parties. partners with whom they can talk about their worries and joys and spend quality time with. funny how skwisgaar and toki actually are actually that for each other. two lonely souls that found each other through their love for the same instrument. but it's not just music connecting them, they share the same sense of humor and culture, enjoy each other's company and genuinely love each other even more than their own damaged egos can understand. they're the two halves of everything. life and death. creation and destrution. beginning and end. funny how skwistok look for something that they already have in each other.

#skwistok #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #its skwistok loving hours #just thinking about how brendon small accidentally made 2 characters so intrinsically entwined with each other that by all logics #they are each others most logical partner #the thing abt skwistok is how much their love for each other loses against the poisonous rivalry they have going #they truly do love each other more than the pain they can cause to each other #and its why theyre genuinely my endgame #one day theyll realize. #it has always been them. #and they dont have to be scared of the other #they can be inseparable #forever #rambling #caraluna playing while im typing this #I FEEL SKWISTOK IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT

[adobe-outdesign]

DHMIS x this random Clickhole article I found

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #duck guy #red guy #lesley #unemployed brendon #bird guy #dhmis series #outdesign posts thigns #outdesign posts things #clickhole has like the exact same vibes as dhmis when you boil it down

[bunnieswithknives]

Can we get a quick list of David's motivations for killing all the "teachers" in this AU?

Tony: caught David grave robbing

Coffin: already dead history teacher

Tracey: she was just a bit obnoxious while David was having a bad day

Colin: was getting on David's tail after he killed his sister

Notepad: David poisoned her coffee because she 'said mean things about him' (she was addressing his psych evaluation lol)

Warren: General incel asshole, everyone hated that guy so David took him as free game

Shrignold: hyper religious and homophobic, and made it every body else's problem

Brendon: an art teacher who was sleeping with his students

Van: like, the only day David ever got to class early, he was already dead at his desk from oldness.

Twins: also already dead, probably a car accident.

#two of us!au #two of us!david #death mention #idk if these are all set in stone #probably not #if i come up with ideas that i like better then things might change #in case your wondering about unemployed brendon specifically: i have no idea

[badpanini]

so what’s the general consensus on this because i’ve seen him drawn different ways (i love the variance i’m just curious):

feel free to argue your case =P

#me personally? i think it’s actually a secret third thing #jk i probably lean towards the first option for whatever reason #metalocalypse #mtl #dethklok #toki wartooth #adult swim #brendon small