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#theyve done it again folks!
feywildfox · 1 year
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scarletwix · 6 months
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Exodus?? Exodus????
They've really been out here saying "anyone can have redemption!! Oh, except you two" to the Maximoffs since 2006 huh
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doodlebloo · 2 years
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EDIT: HEY this is a take of mine from a bit ago that I no longer agree with. No idea why it's getting some likes still. I am keeping the original take under the cut because I don't want to act like it doesn't exist but we have since gotten a lot more info from Tubbo about how he feels about labels and such, but even before we got that extra confirmation this take was not great. Sorry if this post is getting recommended to people for some reason!
One more thing. "Don't assume streamers are straight in the first place" can and should coexist with "Don't use words for them they don't use for themself." If everyone had started calling Tubbo a Gay Man after he put that emoji in his bio that wouldn't have been great because he's never used that label for himself. Like you can just be patient and wait until a cc is ready to elaborate on what words they do/don't like to use for themself (if they ever decide to share) you don't have to rush to find a word to use to tell the whole world a streamer may not be straight
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atiny-piratequeen · 1 year
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ORBITING EVEN THE OUTRO FUCKS
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nic-liveblogs · 4 months
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okay but now with all that nice, juicy s3 context, more lmk/ninjago interactions? 👀
like mei and lloyd where mei casually drops the fact that she has/had the samadhi fire and lloyd's just like "the what"
or bai he and lloyd talking about getting possessed "i was completely conscious as a notoriously murderous monkie was about to murder me to kill the spirit :3 anyway wanna pet my cat?"
or lloyd and red son talking about releasing ancient evils
or wu and wukong— just talking about being mentors*
*(drabble idea where they switch trainees for a day)
argh i love these these are fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive mentioned mei and lloyd in the post right before this
bai he and lloyd on what its like to be possessed 😭whatever lloyd went through bai he got it like 10 times worse omg. they could go to therapy together guys omg... anyway firm believer that lloyd loves cats i think theyd both choose to ignore (repress) the whole possession thing and focus on the cute cat because that just seems like a lloyd thing to do (idk what bai he's character is but i choose to believe she would to). and then zane would book a therapy appointment.
i honestly think red son is what lloyd would have turned out to be if garmadon wasnt trapped in the realm of madness and could actually raise him. lloyd is all like "damn you got TWO parents.. lucky bastard" anyway yeah theyve both unleashed ancient evils then got kinda manipulated but lbd is definitely infinitely worse than pythor. red son listening to lloyds tragic awful double L life and is like damn you gullible af and then proceed bully him
i think lloyd could probably join in on their mentor talk because he technically is a mentor now!!! (also im pretty sure wu is like not alive anymore) BUT in an alternate universe where theyre all together yes they would talk about mentorship and yes lloyd is like in his early 20s so he doesnt really belong but iss fiiinee. he and wukong can attend wu's masterclass on how to mentor 101
AND YESS i would love to see that drabble i love that idea so much you dont understand on the lmk side everyone is just tired and bored like omg how do the ninja survive master wu morning breath? and ninjago side everyone is just confused like you sure youre a mentor? youre not even repeating words of wisdom over and over again! (never put off until tomorrow what can be done today folks)
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notedchampagne · 2 years
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*announcer voice* THEYVE DONE IT AGAIN FOLKS the SAM and QUINN have made yet ANOTHER terrible little meow meow with awful festering parents
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enchantechante · 9 months
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My message might be all over the place but I was thinking about a lot.Anon said she's a conservative now and he was in the church but now he's a hippy? Lol my ex was just like that and tried to get back with me.He was straight but always posted wild stuff about white people online trying to make it seem like us black people are the only ones who can do no wrong. He smoked a lot of cigs and weed too.He would post a lot of crazy shit and I work with a lot of organizations so he was making me look sus.I asked him to stop posting all that stuff or make his page private.He told me it's his page and he can do what he wants.True enough so I dipped.He got with someone who post the same crazy shit he does now and acts how he acts.Talking about that's what problack people do.Hell I am problack but I understand it's a time and place for everything especially when working in the public eye.His parents still not too happy he got with her and he feels like she's doing nothing wrong because she volunteers so she must have a good heart. That don't mean shit.People volunteer and be psychos.I told him he's having a midlife crisis but he says he's in love.I asked him how do you know that? You met someone on the Internet and flew out to meet her then stayed for a couple weeks at your big age(44)I told him he better use his brain and play it safe. She in the military too so idk what's up with people in the military flying folks out. I hope anon sees this too. The one who wants to fly out and meet someone from the net who's in the military. Be careful. I see too many military people doing that very often. It is weird. If she's in the military and not on duty then she should fly to see anon.Why you flying to NYC where she probably from originally and probably never been alone to see her? So anon will be on her turf and know nodamnbody.No,not smart.DO NOT BE DESPERATE!It doesn't matter if she's paying for it that just means she's probably done it before too or she's desperate as well. Be smart people and try to meet somebody where you live or close by.I did the ldr thing and all was cool on my end until he moved in with someone behind my back and didn't tell me for at least two months.He stopped calling me also.Said he was taking care of his sick parents but was living with her. Once again anon just be careful and don't move too fast.It's 2023. People even more full of shit these days.No telling what you're in for.Only time will tell.
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my Godt that wild from start to finish 😰
Youre so right - time will show you every time.
Hopefully "Flewed Out Anon" is safe too.
people end up showing how intense they can be after long enough. i wonder how long theyve been talking? 🤔🤔🤔
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transarsonist · 1 year
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Let go back to our competitors,
Looks like Tracey and Jim are at the burger challenge, theyve both gathered their ingredients and have just started Scooby dooing them into complete Sandwiches
Looks like Jim is going for a fairly reasonable double double burger, two burgers, four buns, and plenty of toppings for style, is that two different kinds of cheese I see?
Tracey, she's doing a Lot of work there but it's hard to tell what exactly her goa- is that? It cant be!!! Tracy seems to be going for the legendary sextuple 3 meat fuckwich, that's right 3patty of burger, 3patty of chicken, and 8 pieces of bacon for flair!, all covered by a mere two buns! It looks like, no it couldnt be! She's weaving spinach and onions into a functional twine!
Look at that! While Jim has already started his first modest Burger, Tracy is still working, but she's compressing this meat monstrocity into a nearly impossibly thin slice and, oh God! Jim's only halfway through his first but Tracey has just unhinged her jaw like a snake and is swallowing her meal whole!!! This is unheard of in all of competitive sandwiching history! No one has ever successfully completed a shaggy maneuver but she is Doing it! Jim has completely stopped eating, i can't tell if he knows he's been beat or if he's simply fascinated by the horror in Front of him.
She's done it! It's down! Let's go down and talk to our competitors while the judges mark their scoring!
Jim! Jim! You looked like you gave up there? What happened?
Well you know the competition is fierce here, and i know i can't beat her, so i thought fast and decided to save room in my stomach for maybe a silver or a bronze because there's no way i could do.... That.....
A wise move Jim, you're a strong competitor for that second or third place, keep going strong! Oh! Theres Tracy back from her mandatory anti-yark waiting period. Remember folks you can't just eat it, you have to keep it down too! Tracy! Tracy! Have a moment?
Yeah! Hey! Hi! I feel great right now! I know we're still waiting on the scores but i don't think anyone else can shaggy so I'm pretty sure I've got it in the bag. I'd like to thank my hypermobility syndrome, all of my prodigiously endowed ex and current lovers, and my textile teacher in college for teaching me how to twine absolutely anything fibrous!!
That was genuinely shocking, do you think you'll be competing again?
No i think I'm gonna let that record stand till someone beats it, then I'll show the world what i can do when im going for Style, not just raw points
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jaeminlore · 6 years
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do yourself a favor and listen to ikon’s new song love scenario
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as a black fall out boy fan, i’d like to know if you think that patrick has changed his views on police since his incident in 2014. i feel like fall out boy stans never really talk about it and i’d like to know how you feel
tldr: since he surrounds himself with very left leaning people and twitter is Like That i think he just didnt want to say acab on twitter and deal with centrist/republican fall out boy fans. he shouldve though ngl
youre right, people dont talk about it enough. if im being perfectly frank, i think that exchange deserves the benefit of the doubt, at least a little bit, because of being had on twitter and the people patrick surrounds himself with. my immediate interpretation of what he said was more akin to "i empathize with the fact policing is a dangerous and difficult job, but its not an excuse" with the latter half not being something clearly stated but kind of implied. thats like, the core of acab. all cops are bastards not because each individual cop is a bastard but because the job description of a cop is bastard activity. you should be able to empathize with cops cuz thats a human person, but you shouldnt ever stop holding them accountable.
and especially since patricks a v empathy first kind of person, plus the fact he specifically is very in the public eye, like, 50% of the face of fall out boy, it wouldnt surprise me if he was either equivocating to not get in trouble with their management, (because theyve never really been on great terms with their label) and/or trying to explain that you shouldnt dehumanize people even when they do bad things (because you shouldnt and it makes it harder to recognize problems in people you agree with). that said his wording was very "not all cops"-y and unless he like, clarifies that hes definitely in favour of police abolition i dont fault anyone for being wary, because the nature of the way he said it meant he explicitly would not seem outright opposed to policing.
that being said, if he was at some point not fully sold on police abolition or at LEAST reform, i doubt andy hurley would let that slide for very long. in fact i doubt ANYONE in fall out boy would let it slide for very long. their politics dont often come up in many interviews but at several points in smaller interviews or personal projects pete, joe, and andy have been vocally very left leaning. hell patrick has his moments too! thats why im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt in terms of this exchange.
considering that theyre all like, genuinely best friends, and like even their guitar tech and photographer and hey chris all post some pretty radical stuff on their stories (all folks they are Also on good terms with with), it really seems to me that its more that he cant get away with saying radical stuff like andy or joe can, and is not willing to cause a scene like pete sometimes is, and saying acab on twitter in front of all his followers might rock the boat in a way that makes it harder to sneak people on it in the future.
this isnt to say he didnt do anything wrong, i think this was a situation in which saying the right thing with your whole chest wouldve been ideal, and again, i really cannot fault anyone for feeling like it was very hashtags not all cops, because unfortunately the conversation of "racists are people just like us and we shouldnt forget that when we are confronted with consequences of our bad actions" looks very similar to "racists are people just like us which means we shouldnt make them deal with the consequences of their bad actions" especially since the former is Extremely Rare in the wild.
sorry this is long ive done a lot of thinking about this but i genuinely feel as though in terms of actions hes not a not all cops kind of dude
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popcornsalty · 3 years
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*kicks down door* HELLO IN THIS ESSAY I WILL BE ONLY TALKING ABOUT RWBY OKAY ON TO THE ESSAY (all dsmp folks referenced is talking about there character) okay SO, im actually gonna start with is this life is mine (by jeff williams feat casey lee williams) because its a fantastic song for all four manipulated minors (tm), plus some other characters. so basic premise of the song: the singer is monologing to/about an unheard antagonist, talking about what the antag has done to them, how theyve made their life suck and made them feel powerless and taken their autonomy and stuff like that. this song is pretty much the singer/narrator saying no more, ive had it, im down, this is where the bullshit youve done to me ends, im my own person and you cannot take that from me anymore. hence the name, this life is mine. so, from that, you can already guess the first character id slap this song onto. our beloved protagonist, c!tommyinnit. and it works really well for him. HOWEVER i did say it works for all the manipulated minors, not just tommy; so now, im gonna actually bring out just like a little bit of the lyrics! (important thing about most of the songs ill be talking about: alot of it is designed as fight scene music, which is pretty cool, but like none of these are like super sad and slow for very long if at all. just wanted to note that) 1.{There’s a part of me that’s desperate for changes; Tired of being treated like a pawn; But there’s a part of me that stares back; From inside the mirror; Part of me that’s scared I might be wrong; That I can’t be strong} 1. this first (second stanza?) bit i like to think of as like, tommys thoughts when he was in exile and starting to realize that it was fuck and he needed to leave but was still super unsure, cause yknow, emotional abuse, innit.
2. {I’ve been afraid, never standing on my own; I let you be the keeper of my pride; Believed you when you told me I was nothing on my own; Listen when I say; I swear it here today; I will not surrender, this life is mine} 2. now this second bit (third stanza? idk) can either go to tommy OR tubbo. clingy duo russian roulette. which ones gotta dependency issues, had his power taken and abilities ridiculed? YOU DECIDED. haha, but yeah this is sorta where you can start to see what i mean that it can apply to many characters.
3. {Amazing how you conquered me; Chained me in servility and made me see; The world the way you told me to; But I was young and didn’t have a way to know the truth; Born to live your legacy; Existing just to fill your needs, a casualty Of this so-called family that you have turned into a travesty} 3. alright so, this is where i put myself on a silly little hill and swing a bat at a hornet nest: this bit can, not only be taken as tubbo talking to the ghost of the past presidents of lmanburg, tommy telling dream to go eat shit, but also tommy telling technoblade and wilbur off. yeah yeah vilburs a cringe headcanon yada yada. HOWEVER its very canon that wilbur was not the best role model for tommy, as 1. wilburs spiral after the pressure of his presidency and the election being the straw that breaks the camels back lead to him having a worsening mental state that, really, tommy shouldnt have felt responsible for trying to fix him (you cant fix him besty hes an adult, he shouldnt be relying on you in the first place, thats not healthy) AND 2 tommys statement about wilbur getting into peoples heads and making it hard to actually think about stuff and instead just going along with wilburs whims and stuff because of proverbial rose colored lenses, is kinda true. does this automatically villianize wilbur, in my opinion, no. its just something tommy realized and doesnt feel comfortable having to go through again, considering he already had all of his autonomy violently stripped from him before. and also tommy probably just not wanting to follow wilbur around again like his little loyal sheep. we should really consider the effects of exile on how tommy interacts with other characters a lot more. MOVING ON 4. this next bit can pretty much be slapped with any of the four manipulated minors, although ranboo less so, cause hes just like that.
4. {I’m not your pet, not another thing you own; I was not born guilty of your crimes; Your riches and your influence can’t hold me anymore; I won’t be possessed; Burdened by your royal test; I will not surrender, this life is mine} i shall end this one here. in my next correspondence i shall present a different song. till then!
Yo i got nothing to add except yo thats dope af and very :00 and i want to hear more. Also the analysis-like parts are *chefs kiss*
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starkeaton · 4 years
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the adventure zone: graduation character list
Well, i accidentally deleted the original graduation character list post, so here i am making another one. Oops. And as always, if anyone has important details i should add then feel free to suggest them!
Here are all the characters introduced in episodes 1-25. Named characters only!
Also i can’t hide spoilers! So, um..... I can’t put spoilers on this one. If you need the version with spoilers try this version of the post that i made on the adventure zone subreddit but youre not missing out on much.
# -EPISODE 1- (19 characters)
Hieronymous Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Hero/Villain school. at least 400 years old. wears shining blue armor with gold accents. also an elf. according to Tomas, he led the charge at the "battle of blood valley", brought the Kingdoms of Rickart and Dawnbreak to a peace treaty, and founded the school. a little boastful, a little prideful, [SPOILERS OMITTED], and overall a pretty good dude.
Higglemas Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Sidekick/Henchperson annex, cranky old elf. has a dog named hero who shows no signs of anything strange at all, ever. 
Gary (he/him): friendly room gargoyle. pseudo-hivemind.
Groundsy (he/him): the groundskeeper. a pretty nice fellow. don't go in his shed.
Hernandez (he/him): beautiful centaur professor of animal handling.
Jimson (he/him): human battlegrounds trainer for sidekicks/henchpeople, world famous featherweight champion, wields a staff. married to crushman.
Crushman (he/him): silver dragonborn with a sickle, and self-described beefy boy! heavyweight blood champion married to jimson. never lost a match for 8 years. full name Frostus Crushman.
Rolandus Fontaine (he/him): former prince, son of deposed king, kind of an asshole, maybe. wears a cape (important detail)
Zana (she/her): "terrifying" tiefling villain sorcerer, friend of rolandus. barkept the test tavern in ep2
Rhodes (she/her): hero ranger, friend of rolandus.
Buckminster Eden (he/him): hero guy. son of "The Iron Lord". their dad is stronger than rolandus's dad. his wiki page says rogue so i think hes a rogue? i never caught that and ive listened more times than i wish i did
Leon (he/him): softspoken buff, bald "fighter" (although i dont remember any clarification on how exactly he fights), sidekick of buckminster, around 28. anyone else keep forgetting he's bald? i keep forgetting it. >!gets sorta-drafted into becoming a falcon for higglemas and so far hasn't done much else.!<
Rainer Michelle (she/her): cheerful villainous necromancer with a floating chair. also, her name is pronounced "rainier" despite not being confirmed as such? travis ships her with fitzroy.
Tomas (he/him): human man with "kind eyes" and a good (psychic???) memory. guidance counselor.
Stewart LeBoeuf (he/him): brawny human man. serves food. there is no joke here, i promise
Mulligan (he/him): teaches potions. mentioned but doesn't appear yet. and we're like 25 episodes in. maybe we'll see him someday
Germaine, Victoria, Rattles (he/him,she/her,???/???): Skeleton crew. They live in the training room i guess, and as a result can never die, because "no one dies in the training room!" (note: someone now HAS to die in the training room). also their races are never explicitly stated but i guess they're probably human? in episode 3 travis brings up something about how many bones are in "the human body" and at this point i think i'm looking too deep into this so i'll just forget about it and you probably should too.
# -EPISODE 2- (9 characters)
Riveau (he/him): halfling, blame-taking teacher.
Mimi (they/them): gnome sidekick who builds cool robot prosthetics
Bartholemus (he/him): owl aarakocra accountant teacher, known for being the best accountant in the land and having a face some might describe as "smoochable". very pro capitalist :’( hope he gets better
Ramos (she/her): goliath teacher of shieldwork. *
Dip (she/her): sidekick, half-orc twin of pip
Pip (she/her): hero, half-orc twin of dip
Festo (they/them): fairy with "beautiful gossamer wings", independent study teacher of magic, loves to party
Snippers (he/him?): Let me tell you my story about Snippers the magic crab. When Travis gave the list of animals that Griffin could choose as Fitzroy's familiar's current form, he listed crab near the start, and this gave me excitement. Now i knew that crab was pretty unlikely but god i hoped that he would choose it. When the list went on- Bat, Cat, Crab, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Owl, Poisonous Snake, Fish, Rat, Raven, Seahorse, Spider or Weasel- I nearly lost hope. I was hoping so hard that Griffin would choose the crab, but i was ready to accept a non-crab familiar. It was just buried in that list. It wasn't the most useful animal and it was an obscure pick. And as Travis informed him that it didn't have to keep the form for the whole campaign, Griffin said those five words i wanted to hear so, so badly. "Well then it's a crab." Folks, I do not often react physically when something happens in media. But in that moment, i remember very clearly, i fist-pumped and yelled, "YES!!!!!!"
so anyway, Fitzroy has a crab.
Jackle (he/him): kenku teacher of sneakery. creepy dude. apparently knows something about argo? also his name is not spelled "jackal" for some reason. Also in later episodes theyve started calling him "The Jackle" for some reason??? *
# -EPISODE 3- (1 character)
Dakota (they/them): tavern instructor, clad in black/red leather. no race stated? probably human. *
# -EPISODE 4- (6 characters)
Gerry & Tom (she/her, he/him): shopkeepers at barns and nobles who seem to have very bad names. also constantly competing for customers? these guys got dropped faster than the heathcliff quests, which is honestly just sad.
Barb (she/her): the bartender. runs Springs Eternal in Last Hope. has a sweet seeing-eye hawk familiar. 
Jaryd Reginald (he/him): owner of Reginald Ore. Wants the workers to be held responsible for the damage caused by the xorn. (fun fact: originally i wrote down "Jerrod" because i wanted it to sound like a fantasy name, then realized it was probably "Jared" because theyre named after listeners, but i was pleased to find it confirmed that it's actually "Jaryd")
Candice (she/her): A Miner. thought those werent allowed in bars but, i guess not. Wants the mine owner to be held responsible for the xorn's damage.
Jade Johnson Esq. (she/her): lawyer.
# -EPISODE 5- (1 character)
Xorn: a big hungry gem eating guy from the plane of earth Low-Down Deep with 3 arms and 3 legs. why did travis just say "multi-armed" instead of specifying it was 3? who knows! Anyway it leaves
# -EPISODE 6- (3 characters)
Osric (he/him): the man, the myth, the bursar. finally shows up after being mentioned in episodes 2 and 4. he's an elf. 
breeze through the willows (she/her): Pegasus attacked by demons, lost her parents. introduced in ep1 but gets a name here so fuck it. also in ep>!16!< we find out shes a "white arabian pegasus" and i dont think thats a spoiler bc we shouldve really known it from the beginning
Sabor (he/him): Librarian/research teacher. also a TORTLE. Really good at recalling stuff, i guess. kinda reminds me of Tomas's memory thing but i'm sure that's just a coincidence... *
# -EPISODE 7- (1 character)
Mosh (he/him): The goliath blacksmith who welcomes argo into the unbroken chain. Also, and this is specific to the tumblr version of this post, all the characters with an * at the end of their descriptions are also members of the unbroken chain. if someone knows how to do spoilers on tumblr please tell me
# -EPISODE 8-
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# -EPISODE 9- (2 characters)
Eeiïäá#æ&éñn (pronounced like "Ian") (he/him?): an imp but without a shitty voice. also happens to not be violent. what a coincidence?
Terence (he/him): a chain devil with a real demonic name. minor boss of the imps. very convincing and very threatening. has the frightening ability to make you zone out during his fight
# -EPISODE 10- (2 characters)
Althea Song (she/her): elf with autumn-orange hair. representative from heroic oversight guild. i'd like to personally thank travis for spelling her name out.
Crabtree (she/her): Artificing teacher. Long gray hair with a long grey beard. no mentioned race, one might guess dwarf but that would be an assumption i suppose. also unbroken chain member, presumably the dwarf argo didn't recognize in episode 7.
# -EPISODE 11- (3 characters)
Marie (she/her): Grey-haired elf woman. She's the school's physician, i guess. Member of the unbroken chain.
Dendra Maplecourt (she/her): Fitzroy's mom. Has hot mint gum, i guess. She was mentioned earlier but i wasn't convinced she was a real person until this episode
Cool Gary (he/him): AYY ITS ME GARYR
# -EPISODE 12-
no new characters again!
# -EPISODE 13- (7 characters hhhyyyuu)
Kale (???/???): Head of the Placement Department, in charge of real world assignments. First mentioned in Ep4 but i missed that the last few times bc it is so brief. Gives exposition about missions i guess????? is that the only reason this chara cter exists
satyr thief (unnamed) (he/him): tries to rob thundermen, dies instantly
Ogre (he/him): teamed up with the satyr. his name is ogre.
Moon (he/him): A Sidekick. small pale sullen guy. no mentioned race. Why is there another FUCKING sidekick WE HAD ENOUGH hhhyuuuuuu
Deanna (she/her): A bigoted centaur with an obnoxious voice. Malwin the Strong's second in command.
Malwin the Strong (she/her): Leader of the centaurs of the scarlet woods. Wants to appease the spirit of the scarlet woods so that thecentaurs of the scarlet woods will be protected in the scarlet woods. Had a relationship with Arturas in the past but their clashes are currently known to get pretty heated.
Arturas (he/him): Leader of the Centaurs of the Valley, i guess. Had a relationship with Malwin. Centaur. Did i mention centaur? i cant think of anything else about this character
# -EPISODE 14- (2 characters)
Calhain (he/him): Human wizard, Malwin's magical advisor. Kind of an amateur wizard in a job high above his skill level. Graduated Wigginstaff's as a hero.
Spirit of the Scarlet Woods: A spirit who requires sacrifice in order to keep Malwin's herd safe and prosperous. Not keen on dubiously canonical combos, i guess. i wouldnt be either. also apparently the sacrifice depends on personal value, not how much value it has to the spirit.
# -EPISODE 15- (2 characters)
Sylvia Nite (she/her): Fitzroy's magic theory teacher at knight night school, who he turned into a catfish by accident. oops!
Chaos (they/them, maybe more): Presumably a deity, gave Fitz his powers and wants him to give in to his chaotic desires. (physical desc: 9 foot tall, iridescent 'mother of pearl' skin, pure white eyes, fine burgundy cloak with gold/onyx lining. their physical form beyond that seems to change every time they show up.)
# -EPISODE 16-
none -w-
# -EPISODE 17-
some demins happened. the big dudes are called "Pit Fiends" and the armored demon ladies are called "Erinyes", by the way. that was incredibly hard for me to figure out the first time, especially without headphones, i thought travis was saying "pig feet" and i just could not discern what the other things were
# -EPISODE 18- (6 characters)
snow on the mountain: shire horse pegasus
storm at sea: peruvian paso pegasus, vehement defender of The Guardian. doesn't have a goofy voice.. but he could have....
thaw of the spring: a winged horse
night of no clouds: a winged hhorse
The Guardian: "An ancient and powerful being that guards the unknown forest." Has protected the flock from demons for many many years. apparently is the voice that was talking to our firbolg in episode 1?
Grey, the Demon Prince (he/him): wants to cause a war, originally wanted to kill hiero and higgs, forces the heroes to build an army to fight his. As "Fauxronimous", he has skin the *color and pattern of* (but not necessarily made of) slate splashed with liquid, pointed ears, sharp teeth, shining eyes, horns of unspecified shape. 12 fucking feet tall. wonder if the slate-looking skin is related to garys. plot twist detected? Also i recently looked at the episode descriptions and found out his name is spelled "Gray", but really does it truly matter?
# -EPISODE 19- (2 characters)
Shabree Keene (she/her): Argo's mom, killed on the Mariah, possibly by the Commodore. Long auburn hair, green eyes. Mentioned earlier but described here, so fuck it.
**Thomas** (he/him): Argo's first mate on the Mariah, as the Kraken, in his chaos-dream. may or may not actually exist.
# -EPISODE 20- (1 character)
The Commodore (he/him): Reknowned hero of the seas, military regalia, great naval hero, presumably responsible for the death of Shabree Keene. No mentioned race. Seriously, they never mention this guy's race. The only thing described about him is how he's dressed and his evil smile. Does that mean he's human? Elf? Dwarf??? Who knows! maybe it just doesnt matter. 
# -EPISODE 21-
none
# -EPISODE 22-
not any of them. not any.
# -EPISODE 23- (1 character)
Ozymondelius (sp???) (it/its): A warforged teacher who just so happens to like war or something? i guess its in the name. only mentioned in this episode, doesnt show up yet.
# -EPISODE 24-
they have a fight in the training room but nobody dies :\\ maybe next time. also no new characters. pog
# -EPISODE 25- (4 characters)
Gherkin (he/him): Tall lankier skeleton, has a scimitar and a merkin, which is a pubic wig... and he wears a jerkin? which i guess is a kind of coat? also i think hes mute 
Tibia (she/her?) : Shorter skeleton with gold teeth, and long canines. i think both of the skeletons are mute actually.
The Lich King aka Gordy (he/him): Rainer's dad. Commands armies of the undead. lives in The Crypt. described as a hooded, skull-faced man with intricate black lines on his face, but changes to a shaved-head man with dark skin and vetiligo. Abandoned as a babby, raised by traveling parents, had necromancy powers, took Rainier in. Not actually very scary at all i don't know why he did the creepy laugh. Kind of a warm fatherly figure actually. hm. also people are speculating Gordy might be short for Gordita and his parents are maybe supposed to be lup and barry but THAT S JUST A THEORY.
our firbolg's father (he/him): A firbolg who lived by the code and was there when our firbolg was banished. Came to respect our firbolg's interest in a new way of life, in his final moments.
TOTAL: 72 NPCS! (well, including 2 extra PCs, i guess.)
Average: 2.88 NPCs per episode.
i was gonna not include the bone-PCs and have it be 69 but our firbolg's dad was just too important to not respect with a spot on the list.
anyway as always make sure to smack me with a blunt object if i forgot any characters!!!!!
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under a read more bc its just. its just me screaming into the void (tw: about us politics and The Orange Motherfucker), okay, im just REALLY, INCANDESCENTLY ANGRY at the moment
welp. gonna have to actively block moms phone number again for a while, before i start fucking screaming because YEAH MOM, YEAH I AM HAVING A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE YELLING AT ME ABOUT HOW WE’RE ALL OVERREACTING TO THE CORONAVIRUS, BECAUSE THE ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER YOU VOTED FOR AND WHOSE ASS YOU CLEARLY THINK THE SUN SHINES OUT OF IS AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT-
in other new, probably a good thing i cant see my folks at the moment. i dont want to, but also i would be discovering exactly how quick and easy i can exit through a first floor window about thirty seconds into any conversations. i will be furious on my actual deathbed that they voted for and fucking defend trump. i will literally never forgive them, especially not taking into account the attitude theyve taken about it over the past four years. theres been a very horrifying doubling down happening and a lot of screaming at ANY hint that i disagree with them (I DISAGREE WITH THEM, HOLY SHIT OF COURSE I DO).
like. i dont believe in hell. i never have. i genuinely cant, its an instrinsic Thing for me that i dont believe in hell, and yet for the first time i wish i did, bc holy FUCK does trump DESERVE IT.
i think im done. i just. needed to vent. before i got so angry that i sent mom a message i would end up regretting.
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shakespeareismydad · 3 years
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My thought process as I watch season 7 of GoT
-S07E03
-Can Cersei please shut up god, I’m so tired of listening to her talk
-Qyburn can suck a dick
-i have never hated a character more in my life
-this is painful to watch
-oh no not the ince*t, god anything but that, I’m so over it 
-STOP KISSING
-no one cares if you're the queen stop fucking your brother 
-i would love to see cersei burned by a dragon 
-brooding buddies ahaha
-this scene is so pretty, the way his cloak blows in the wind is *chefs kiss* 
-tyrion and jon interacting makes me happy 
-“are you trying to present you're own statements as wise wisdom” PleaSe 
-don’t make me think about robb and rickon PleaSe
-fucking lord baelish ugh
-sansa and her quick fire wit
-there are some chars i cant stand listening to 
-ooh is it arya, please i hope it is, 
-its bran instead oop, didn’t expect that,, hug it OUT 
-bran is so pretty wow
-this is so sweet, the way the snow enhances her hair is *chefs kiss*
-oh no is Sam gonna be in trouble for helping jorah 
-this is nice
-i hope sam doesnt get kicked out of the cidatal 
-GO SAM 
-ive heard so much about Casterly Rock and this is the first time I’m seeing it and tbh the hype wasn’t worth it 
-SECRET TUNNEL!!
-pointy stick go stabby stabby 
-FUCKING EURON AGAIN I SWEAR
-canny hack it, am not enjoying this
-for fuck sake the lannisters are at highgarden and for why
-I still don’t know if i like Jamie Lannister or not
-they aren’t gonna kill ornella, i hope not
-they really think they're gonna win how embarrassing 
-she really just drank the wine
-the fact that jamie is jofferys dad still grosses me out
-S07E04
-pretty op scene 
-Tom Hopper in game of thrones whaattttt
-Oh my god, every time i see cersei i wanna take my eyeballs out
-i don’t trust baelish with bran
-i don’t trust baelish period. 
-imagine giving a kid a dagger that almost killed him i-
-i don’t want meera to leave
--alot of people died for bran ouch 
-wait bran died, hol up, does that hes ACTUALLY the three eyed raven this time 
-ARYA JUST GOT HOME
-they better let arya in 
-Arya gone ahah
-sansa and arya moment, reunited at last
-this moment is kinda sad tbh
-this is so wholesome 
-its sad again, i wish robb and rickon were here too
-”its wasted on a cripple” i bby noo
-brans wheelchair is so nifty
-i love podrick payne
-okay but theyre outfits are kinda bomb
-thats a lot of fucking dragonglass
-secret cave what will it hold
-the children and the first men are smart 
-yess queen fight with them, wait bend the knee i- nevermind
-ion like this, does she really think he’ll bend the knee and the north folk will be happy
-what now
-oh no shes angry and doubting tyrion that cant be good 
-jon is so pretty 
-Daenerys’ shoulder broche thing is so cool, i want one
-brianne and pod training together is so nice
-im so proud of arya, what a bad bitch 
-seeing arya ad brianne train has me shook 
-”I’m a Bastard” me too jon me too
-ITS THEON I MISSED HIM
-uh-oh jon doesn't look happy to see theon
-are they gonna hug
-NO THEY ARENT FINNA HUG, pleas no fighting
-im glad he isnt killing theon
-the queen is gone?! Miss thing where did she go
-i can't get over the fact that tom hopper is in game of Thrones
-Fuck the queen especially Cersei
-its gone all quiet that means something bad is gonna happen oh no
-this shit gives me anxiety
-thats a lot of dothraki
-"we can hold them off" my guy no you cant
-she brought her dragon good luck holding them off now pahahah
-is this where jamie dies, I wouldn't be mad :|
-miss thing its over for them
-everything is going up in flames i- why are they still fight back at this point
-if ser bronn dies I'm gonna be mad
-sliced off the horse leg and for what
-deadass though if bronn dies I'm done
-i have so much anxiety oh no
-thats a big fucking arrow
-tyrion looks so sad oh no
-jamie is gonna die if he does boost soon
-I dont want the Dragons to get hurt ahhh
-i love bronn but king this ain't it
-HE HIT THE DRAGON THAT DANI IS ON I- THIS ISNT GOOD
-he blew the arrow thing up instead
-jamie leave youre going to die
-mayhe I don't want him to die just yet but he should listen to tyrion and fuck off
-ser bronn to the rescue?!?!
-im so stressed out ahaha
S07E05
-canny hack it they almost drowned
-jamie 'the twat' lennister
-tyrion walking through the aftermath makes me uncomfy, feels bad man
-dragon said rawr
-what the fuck kinda option is bend the knee or die
-tyrion murdered his dad and he'll do it again
-Just bend the knee it literally cant be that hard
-is she gonna feed them to the dragons
-oh my God she is, wait shes gonna roast them, that's definitely far worse than bending the knee
-ashes to ashes ig
-Cersei should be worried, Dani has three dragons why do they think they can win
-cersei gives me a headache
-jon is so pretty and for what
-mister dragon needs to chill
-is he gonna eat jon
-oh hes letting jon pet him alrightie
-it's kinda creepy seeing it up close ngl
-"gorgeous beast" PleaSe
-figure of speech yeah sure right mhmm
-didnt you want jorah dead like three seconds ago
-i fucking hate those ravens
-thats a big mountain
-thats a lot of dead folks oofdt
-oh sam
-hes a smart wee lad
-i hope they listen to sam, hes making very good point
-some of these measter are dickhead
-im so tired of bending this fucking knee
-what the fuck is a wet nurse
-how are you gonna bring a wight to the capital
-this is whisky business
-trusting a stranger is never a good idea but okay I guess
-the minute jon leave everyone starts shitting on him, what arseholes
-sansa is so pretty
-im so confused what is happening
- Ion like this
-oh no is jamie gonna kill tyrion
-not tyrion making jokes as if he isnt gonna die
-wheres gendry i miss him
-look at my mans I love him
-he looks so good,, look at him king shit
-pop off gendry with your big hammer thing,, I was not expecting that
-not miss thing tryna get bronn killed for betrayal i- 🤚🏾hold up
-IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN OG MY FUCKING GOd,, shes really ginns have another ince*t baby i 💀,, cut the fkn camera
-gendry you had one job
-"youre alot leaner,, you're alot shorter" I king PleaSe pahahaha
-tyrion is so pretty
-jon you need to return cause like, I dont want you to die
-wait is sam leaving,, bye big library
-what is lord baelish up too now,, I'm sus
-only copy of what,, what is he doing
-is arya finna break into his room
-i dont like this,, he probably has whatever arya is looking for on him
-he hid it in the mattress that smart ngl
-what is lord baelish plotting,, it's making me unsettled
-"you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one with that fucks her brother" paahahah I cant pLease that's so fuunny
-tormund and jorah fight let's go
-"were all breathing" I mean ya I guess pahaha
-gendry is so pretty
S07E06
-they look so tiny against the snow
-"down south the air smells like pig shit" "you've never been down south" "I've been to winterfell" "that's the north" "pfftt" I love that whole interaction
-does tormund wanna fuck gendry i- pahahah
-hes allowed to be mad at you for selling him
-jorah and jon are having a moment bless them
-arya reminiscing about her dad is so cute and it makes me sad
-oh no they're arguing
-"beloved Joffrey" ouch
-we were getting along so well,, and lord baelish had fucked it up
-"gingers are beautiful" yes they are my guy yes they fucking are
-dws tomund what dick is 🤚🏾🤠
-uh babies tormund chill out
-the way Jon's jacket coat thing puffs out is so funny
-i really hope Jon's not in love with Dani
-cersei wants to murder alot of people
-wait why cant dani have children
-they looks like ants in the snow
-is that a polar bear,, NOT A POLAR BEAR I REPAET NOT A POLAR BEAR
-THEYVE GOT FLAMING SWORDS
-mans is gonna get eaten alive
-hes gonna die out here and he doesn't even care,, or maybe he wont die i ??????
-where did they get a flaming sword from
-lord baelish needs to stfu
-what is baelish planning
-its gone all quiet again
-jon said slice and dice
-that a loud fucking screech,, oh no I hear rumbling that cant be good
-go gendry go!!
-theyre running across a lake what if the ice breaks,,
-gendry is a fast little fuck huh
-im so stressed I dont want anyone else to die,, especially gendry
-theyre gonna freeze to death
-oh no thros froze, feels bad man
-where did he get a flaming sword,, it pretty poggers
-ive got anxiety
-not sansa going back to king's landing
-miss thing, honey, sansa it's never safe
-yall Danis coat is so pretty
-how to train your dragons type beat
-well done hound you've provoked the dead
-wheres dani and her dragons when you need her
-if tormund dies,, oh nooooo
-someone should help him
-this is so sad
-sis came through what a queen
-the king Walker is gonna throw the ice spear and kill the dragon oh naw
-the stress is coming back
-he just killed on of her dragons,, I'm so shook
-jons gonna drown
-okai hes still alive but how long still he freezes to death
-miss thing you're literally gonna freeze to death dont try to fight
-seeing uncle benjen die, saving him,, that hurted
-the CRUNCH of Jon's coat oft
-shes not gonna kill sansa right?!?
-arya gave her the dagger but now what?!?
S07E07 (this should be good)
-bronn I'm offend men with dicks are just as good with men without them
-the dothraki really just fight for fun huh
-THEON!!!!
-not the brothels 🤚🏾🥴
-the wight doesn't enjoy that box
-cersei you wont be killing anyone,, miss thing needs to SIT DOWN AND STFU
-god I don't wanna deal with any lennister,, apart from tyrion
-i love podrick
-maybe I dont like ser bronn
-im sus,, something bad might happen,, its gone all quiet
-here comes miss thing and euron
-im gonna be sick with anxiety
-does everyone just have a permanent from on their faces or what
-i hate when she speaks
-dragons as a means of travel is so handy
-ats a big fucking dragon pahaha
-constant state of stress
-euron shut the fuck up
-euron is gonna get punched in the face if he doesn't shut up
-sit down euron or fuck off
-cersei shut up for two seconds
-does whe really think the army of the dead is a bad joke,, MISS THING COME ONNN
-does miss thing believe them now after almost being attacked by a wight
-100,000 AT LEAST oh no
-euron is scared lol hes definitely gonna die
-"until the dead is defeated they are our true enemy" Miss thing we've been trying to tell you
-oop mans already been pledged and miss Cersei is pissed
-honestly fuck the Lannisters
-everyone is pissed at jon for not lying lol
-tyrion don't talk to cersei,, that's a bad idea just waiting to happen
-oh lord am stressed
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babysizedfics · 3 years
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bee i. dont have the capacity to read back sjdhs i forgot to ask earlier but can u like summarize what happened? 🐝
oh boy oh boy okay okay here i go........ below the cute bc its long and also theres these warnings
tw: swearing (censored), arguments, cyberbullying
roman was in middlespace and put vee in baby jail (his beanbag chair that she is too weak to escape without help) - but later on he did post that he helped her up when she needed the bathroom and when she returned she crawled right back into it
vee went on the blog complaining about baby jail and claiming she was going to share family secrets until roman let her out. she shared that despite saying he doesnt like baby shows roman sometimes watched peppa pig with her and seems very interested in the show even when he denies it
vee claimed to be big and scary, which cowboy anon countered by saying she was a cute little baby. vee argued again that she was a grownup but cowboy anon countered that she can't possibly be a grownup if she's wearing a pullup
then vee playfully (while half regressed and not quite aware) argued that actually she wears pullups when she is big as well, so since she is wearing a pullup now that proves she is big and scary
cowboy anon quickly jumped onto that with "hahaha wait, you still have your little accidents when you're big? ... if you have a potty accident when you're a big scary kitty, do you still need your mama and papa to change your pullup for you? xD"
vee quickly realised her mistake and posted "m think i shard th wrong secet"
but cowboy anon kept going. vee replied to one of their asks with "cotton candy" - which is her and romans safeword they use when roman is teasing or tickling her, but she didnt realise that no one else would realise thats what that phrase means, so cowboy anon didnt realise that was her asking them to please stop teasing her bc it wasnt fun anymore
so cowboy anon said "cotton candy? is that how pink your little cheeks are right now? xD lol, it's a good thing you have your pullup when you're stuck in baby jail- even thought you're too itty bitty to get out all by yourself, you'll be safe if you have another little potty accident when you're stuck in there!"
at this point (off the blog) vee started crying and shaking, and roman noticed and asked what was wrong. when he saw what had happened he became incredibly angry, and its made wors by his middlespace because he cant control his emotions when he feels like a teenager:
"COTTON CANDY IS HER F*CKING SAFEWORD YOU A**HOLE!!"
"Are you kidding?!! NO she’s not f*cking okay, she’s crying because you were bullying her! I told you to not f*cking do that to her I told you!!!"
"You were literally LAUGHING at her for something she doesn’t have control over and she’s super insecure about! Why the f*ck do you think she’s never mentioned it before?! That was literally the worst, sh*ttiest thing you could do!"
"She’s terrified of you now, congratulations a**hole"
he also acted out against anons who were simply asking if vee was okay, but he tried to apologise through his rage. he said he was going to find patton to sort this all out
at first roman was telling patton what happened while logan and janus tried to calm vee down (yes, janus was visiting during this) but patton realised he couldnt be calm about this situation without his baby so him and logan swapped places - ro and logan deciding what action to take and janus and patton looking after a shaken vee
this is the first time janus learns about 1) the baby blog, 2) the fact that vee has accidents even when she's not regressed, and 3) the fact that vee was cyberbullied for months.
janus was infuristed to learn that someone would hurt vee like this, especially without him knowing, so he was driven to make his first post on the blog:
Hello, Janus here. He/him pronouns if you should, dare I say, perceive me.
You may have heard of me, you may not have. This will be the only time you will hear directly from me… or perhaps it won’t. Who’s to say.
Though I for one would like to say this: If any of you ever hurt my child again, there will be absolute bloody hell to pay. - 🐉
Since then it has mainly just been followers sending their support for vee.
another notable thing is patton told the cowboy anon to go and think about what theyve done (in true dad style lol) ans he said in response to a question about whether they had blocked cowboy anon:
That’s what Roman and Logan are discussing, kiddo. Vee has said she wants to think about it, but we’re debating whether this is a serious enough situation where she might not be able to make the decision for herself… I’m sure whatever we decide Logan will keep everyone informed! - 🐶
And..... that's all folks!
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la5t-res0rt · 4 years
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i was just sent a post from the blog who must not be named it was a post reblogged from someone who ive added to my list of really bad people but one of the things that struck me was a tag i saw in the post
antis seek therapy
we do
we do seek therapy often to combat the trauma some of us have endured through being groomed and being abused we spend time on ourselves to heal we find ways to cope and enjoy life again after it feels like parts of ourselves have been ripped from us and broken and tainted and violated
we work to be comfortable again we work to feel like ourselves again we find things we love again we allow ourselves to enjoy media again
we are taught to stand up for our own levels of comfort and to take control of the space around us we are taught mechanisms to move forward and we are encouraged to help others and support others at least thats what my therapist of multiple decades told me
we all seek shelter in our own ways and many people seek it in media its literally what so many beetlebabes shippers claim to be doing like they’re quote reclaiming some lost childhood thing unquote and yeah i think youre going about it in a terrible way that continues the cycle of pedophila and is normalizing it but thats not even what this is about right now this is about the blatant disrespect and inability to open your eyes to someone elses experience and story
so many antis are so uncomfortable with the content created by beetlebabe shippers myself included since its so similar to the material used to character veil up abuse me character veil down
we try to curate our spaces for that we say beetlebabes dni dont reblog dont put yourself in this space im making for myself but then people come in and call it gatekeeping and try to illustrate how someone is a bad person for not wanting exposure so pedophilic content like its absolutely baffling to me that people can state such a clear and simple rule and then people will whine and moan about it as if its oppression newsflash its not fucking oppression you whining slime mold being asked to not interact on the ground of pedophilia isnt fucking oppression read a book go outside and learn something anyway
people are entitled to have control over the space in which they occupy people have the control to remove people from their spaces its like ok weird metaphor but this whole ordeal with wearing masks in public spaces yes you may have the right to refuse to wear a mask and you have the right technically to harass service industry workers but the businesses that employ these workers also have the full right to not allow you in and to even remove you from the property free speech also comes with consequences this is such a simple principle like talk shit get hit metaphorically is basically the same principle
coming into someones space after they specified that that your content is something that makes them uncomfortable makes you a major asshole and also makes me think youre dumb and maybe cant read
all of that is bad enough
but to continuously berate someone and belittle their very real trauma all in the sake of you wanting to ship and post pedophilia is simply abhorrent it is truly vile behavior to come back multiple times is truly a disdainful act in my eyes and im sure im not the first person to feel this way
if youre close to people in the field of psychiatric medicine you should know better than to belittle someones trauma and as a csa survivor yourself you should have the compassion to respect someones boundaries
have you discussed this behavior with this psychiatrist husband of yours not the pedophilic stuff but this blatant disrespect and dismissal of someone elses trauma and the growth theyve achieved thanks to their therapy and counseling have you addressed this narcissistic holier than thou approach you have to discussing such serious issues with people because thats something that should be addressed along with your acceptance and tolerance and even romanticization of pedophilia in media
this is harassment and gaslighting in action folks nether receipts I hope youre taking notes because you clearly dont know what either term means and the fact that youve gone out of your way to promote this abusive behavior is yet another reason why people dislike you i can’t tag you because youve finally taken the hint and blocked me so I see no point but you know who you are also people don’t hate you because youre a woman they hate you because youre a pedophile anyway this isnt about you
back to the person im actually addressing
trauma is not an experience that is easy to read and apply to every person you yourself sourced years of trying to deal with what you went through who are you to dictate how long someone can feel pain for what theyve gone through who are you exactly to say whether or not if has been too long of a time for someones trauma to effect them you of all people should know that this shit doesnt go away it lingers and it grips you forever it doesnt matter if you’ve been apart from it for ten days or ten years
in one sentence you belittled a person for still being effected by their trauma and then in the next stated that the battle is life long which is it which statement do you actually beleive because it seems to me you only seem to care about your own horrible self without taking this other person into account at all because their response to their trauma was to break the cycle and work to make his space safer for himself and i beleive that takes more courage and more strength to actively oppose what hurt you rather than let it become how you cope and it becomes something you reintroduce into the cycle by keeping the its all okay attitude alive
i do not usually do direct posts its not exactly my style but i am so disgusted by what i have seen and what has been shared with me that it would be a disservice to not alert as many people as i can about your behavior
for a closing statement i will quote you
quote i hope you find your way to it instead of wasting all of your time being afraid of pictures and words on a screen, and picking fights with people who harm nobody unquote
what the fuck so you think youre doing by coming back over and over to belittle trauma denounce treatment and all around be unpleasant and high and mighty thats fucking harming people you narcissistic fool
im sorry you were hurt that fucking sucks but that doesnt give your the right for one fucking second to come into someones space where it was specified that you were not allowed and proceed to harass them and belittle them like you have done
@soeur-tiame you should be ashamed of yourself
dont bother responding as ive shown before with that transmed guy i dont like to waste any more of my time on filth than i need to
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