"Ready to celebrate your last night on earth~?"
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Got these AMAZING commissions by the ever-so-lovely @garbagechocolate of the SK boys!!! They look fantastic!!! and ready to slaughter X3c
thank you again so so much for these!! \^o^/
@moonlit-dreamers
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"Qui-gon traumatised Obi-wan!!"
Bold of you to assume that Obi-wan Kenobi did not immediately turn around and traumatise him back. Obi-wan does not have daddymaster issues his master has padawan issues.
He returns from MelidaDaan with the power of being 14 (derogatory) and excessive weaponry on his side. Qui-gon's being called by the teachers cause his padawan is teaching the other kids how to make shivs and also unionise. He's sneaking off to the lower levels to hustle sabbac games in order to buy tiny blasters he can keep in his tunics and boots.
When Xantos breaks in to the temple Obi-wan tells him that it's frankly embarassing for him to have had Qui-gon Jinn of all people living rent free in his head for so many years.
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btw if you ever feel like the tweels wouldn't like you because of their whole "we only like people for entertainment" thing don't worry. you like them. who else does? you want to spend quality time with them. you listen to what they have to say. you take care of them. you don't run away at the sight of them, you run towards them. you tell them all the little details about your day and laugh with them. you make them laugh. you want to hold their hands and give them kisses. you want to dance with floyd. you want to listen to jade. you look them straight in the eye and smile so sweetly at them. you actively seek them out. you give floyd space when he needs it and come to him with hugs when he's ready to talk. you let jade rest on your shoulder after a long day at the mostro lounge. you trust them completely.
you place your pretty little heart in their hands.
you see them as someone worth loving. nothing is more fascinating than that.
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I'm genuinely REELING waiting for Doc's reaction to the Buttercups COVERING UP THE PERIMETER
Like. They really did that. Omfg they actually did that. They covered up Doc's 500 x 500 hole, AND added trees and grass. It's TERRAFORMED TO LOOK LIKE ACTUAL TERRAIN HELP
It took them like 20 HOURS with 7-10 people working on it.
Mumbo and Scar kept complaining like. We're really doing this? We can just make it flat right? Omg Grian's serious we're actually doing this.
Meanwhile Grian's like trying to divide the numbers down to convince them that, no, guys, this is an AMAZING idea. Then gathering everyone just to say he has a shulker of saplings because of course just covering it isn't enough. My blorbo is UNHINGED.
At one point Scar told Grian they were petitioning to make it flat, but Mumbo chickened out and was like no no it's fine. Scar's betrayed 'cause Mumbo agreed with him before and Mumbo's response? Grian wasn't there. He is afraid of how hell bent Grian is on this project.
Grian: Can't take a few hours to finish the back of his base because "it's boring"
Also Grian: Let's all waste 20 hours of our lives terraforming Doc's giant freaky experiment hole with dirt!
Clearly, manz has got priorities lol
And every time that Doc's little threatening PSA-style (villain monologue) motivational speech came on, it just spurred them on more with rage. Like I'm fairly certain that PSA was the only thing keeping Scar and Mumbo backing out from Grian's insane idea of a prank.
Like, Grian really heard Doc's, "Get grinding," and, "you can always do more," messages and was like. Y'know what? Yeah. I could always do more. It's about time someone filled in the giant pothole anyway.
Dude. The remnants of the Buttercup camp is now a bigger hole than the parimeter. I'm live laugh LOVING THISSSS AHHHHH
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Oh, I just realized why there's not so much trolling in the internet lately, or rather, it's something people are unfamiliar with; signing up to websites is hellish, and they ask for all your personal data. Every fucking popular website asks you for your phone number, real name, double check identification, and all sorts of intrusive information to sign up. The other day I was configuring a new phone for my aunt and she would have been lost without me, there are jobs that ask for less background check than a fucking Gmail or Youtube account (which you need to use the Playstore), let alone instagram, or all sorts of stuff. Electronic banks have asked less verification from me than social media.
You can go through the hassle once (even though we shouldn't but it's a systemic issue at this point) but to open up an account for trolling and saying bullshit is too much of a hassle, unless you commit to it. There's also the fact that everything tries to be connected to your real name (it was such a process to make an alt Twitter as El Biotipo internet guy, not my real name) and real face (TikTok) now, and generations have grown expecting that, so the idea you could be some guy in the internet posting bullshit with no consequence just to rile up people and the fact that it could be fun, without the hassle of making new accounts, is lost.
So everyone thinks that when someone is posting absolute crap, they think they are being sincere (because why would you make an account on the internet just to lie???), when a few years ago, it would be just trolling.
Interesting this leads to a few places where the ancient art of Lying On The Internet For Fun is still alive; Reddit (ALL AITAs ARE FAKE, just so that you know), comment sections, and obscure forums. More interestingly, technically tumblr should be a place for that because it's one of the few places where you still can be mostly anonymous, but the average tumblr demographic is... como dicen los gringos? theatre kids? in a way, too nerdy and 'nice' to troll because that's lying and lying is bad you know
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some stuff we could've had in The Dragon Republic but didnt and I wish we did
kitay and chaghan hating each other ON SIGHT. i believe from the bottom of my heart they spent the entire book trying to assassinate each other in increasingly covert ways
more rin and qara friendship!!!! we were so robbed tbh
quara and VENKA friendship!!!! archers!!!!
kitay and ramsa scheming together. idk it just makes sense, them being the only two not-shamans. besides i think ramsa's chaos would go well with kitay's big brilliant brain and by that i mean they would do horrible unspeakable things together and no one would be able to stop them <3
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