#they’re morons

[joeyclaire]

mac telling charlie to huff some glue if his singing isn’t good is the same as charlie telling mac to drink more coffee to soothe a panic attack

#iasip #chit chats #they’re morons

[ellanainthetardis]

« He had called her Lady Death and he was her sword. »

#i read stuff #namely acosf #look I’m too far gone #I’ve crossed the edge #all the songs I’ve listened to today were about nesta and cassian #i am OBSESSED #shame on all of you who said this was the weakest in the series #I didn’t like the series all that much #I LOVE THIS ONE #granted it does feature my two fav characters as main #so this explains that #NEVERTHELESS #this is glorious ok #they’re morons #but they’re my morons #and I love them #and I want them kept safe foreveeer #but I still have half the book to go and I’m scaaaared #angst will come soon I just know it

[oxygenpdf]

I went onto the Lestappen tag and it’s filled with someone having to explain that these two aren’t PR. I don’t get how people think Charles and Max ARE PR? In no way-shape-or form would Redbull and Ferrari willingly force their number 1 drivers to talk to each other, let alone be friends.

The two have a karting history together, just like the rest of the grid. It doesn’t take a fucking army to realize they can be friends, they are allowed to be human beings.

Those two are far from PR.

#lestappen #‘oh no two karting rivals are friends therefore it MUST be PR 🥺🥺’ #like stfu #they’re allowed to be friends without you morons jumping on them

[devildomwriter]

I headcanon that Solomon is at least partially Moronsexual because he enjoys sharing information and the excited spark in their eyes as they learn something thanks to him. He also thinks it’s a kind of cute.

#my mc is such a moron #sometimes they’re smart but then sometimes they forget basic words #obey me shall we date #obey me solomon #obey me headcanon

[tea-cat-arts]

I’m like, 90% sure Erza is just gonna throw Jellal against a wall if he doesn’t kiss her in the next 5ish chapters

#fairy tail #fairy tail fanart #erza scarlet #jellal fernandes #jellal x erza #jerza #fairy tail jerza #words do not describe the salt I felt finding out that in the 7ish years I hadn’t been paying attention to this series (1/2) #that these two STILL hadn’t gotten together (2/2) #they’re basically a married couple already #just let them be happy #I get the plot reasons why Jellal hasn’t made a move #but as a bisexual with a thing for strong women with swords- #I think he’s a moron

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

Guardian Angel!Ghost after a day of watching over Gremlin!Reader

#In this universe being a guardian Angel is like a redemption program #For those that did some pretty bad shit but ultimately have good hearts #They’re not actually angels #Just humans. And they’ll never turn into angels but some moron saw their guardian when they where close to death and said it was an angel #So now the title has just kinda stuck #cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #Guardian Angel au #gremlin!reader

[incorrect-losers]

Bev *sips drink*: Wow this is bad

Richie: Is it?

Richie *sips Bev’s drink*: Wow yeah this is bad

Eddie: Let me try

Eddie *sips Bev’s drink*: Oh god that’s terrible

Mike: Hey what’s going on here?

Bev: My drink is bad

Mike *sips Bev’s drink*: That’s bad

Ben: The drink is bad?

Ben *sips Bev’s drink*: The drink is bad

Bill: Did I hear something about a bad drink?

#Stan thinks they’re all morons for this #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #beverly marsh #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #bill denbrough #stanley uris #stan uris #poly losers #source: tumblr

[daydreaming-jessi]

The Lamb, ignoring their growing infatuation with Nari: he’s smiling at me again, what chaos did he cause this time?

Narinder, thinking the lamb knows he’s in love with them and respectfully not bringing it up to spare him the embarrassment of rejection: they look so beautiful I need to go tear something apart rn or I’ll go insane again

This is the most entertainment the flock’s gotten since the drama of when theomarr kept swiping jundy’s heirloom ritual robe

#jessi doodles #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #true devotion #cotl narinder #follower narinder #the lamb #cotl the lamb #your honor they’re Morons. #I guess it’s not too surprising considering #there’s currently a betting pool on who’s gonna break first #it’s been going on for a couple decades now #started when the lamb first kicked TOWW’s ass

[palilious]

This definitely happened in Bastard Warrior… probably

#peep the reference #I was dared to to this on discord #you know ya girl rises to the challenge #they’re morons your honor #good boy audios #goodboyaudios #OC #character design #meme #treasure planet #original art #gba Albus #gba faithful #gba bastard warrior #pali draws goodboyaudios

[theoreticallyart]

Making the durge a paladin of Selûne is one of the funniest experiences to go through. ESPECIALLY if you romance Shadowheart.

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #dark urge #karlach #shadowheart #they’re my beloved morons

[shyshitter]

they were literally too young to be marshals

edit: w*ncesties dni bc god forbid i draw salmon dean without w*ncesties interacting

#season one my beloved #happy birthday you son of a bitch #also gotDAMn was it hard to get back in the grove of drawing these two morons #ive been thinking about redrawing my greatest hits because i hate myself #also i need to draw more #i have doodles but they’re not my best #anyways hello again everyone #i doubt this will do well bc i never post anymore but oH WELL #spn #spn art #my art #supernatural art #supernatural #dean winchester art #dean winchester #sam winchester art #sam winchester

[undertheredhood]

tim drake is the one person nobody is going to steal food from because the only type of meals that tim knows how to make are those five minute depression meals that looks like it could kill you if it touched your tongue.

(the rest of the batfam aren’t picky eaters and will probably eat anything but they’d rather drink paint thinner straight out of the container than ever consume anything that tim makes)

#batman #batfamily #batfam #tim drake #tim drake wayne #timothy jackson drake #timothy drake wayne #the rest of the batfam are side-eying so hard when they see him cook #see the ingredients being eaten on their own fine & understandable but why is he putting them together? #even bruce isn’t this bad #and that’s saying something #they don’t know how tim can still ingest those monstrosities without blinking #tim drake is a menace #one of the few times cass and jason get along is when they’re judging tim over his food choices #tim is the spleenless robin #tim might be smart but he’s also the biggest moron alive

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

ive seen some people say the shameless fandom is friendly and a nice community but i feel like that only applies to like half of gallavich stans because the amount of death threats i have received over literally just saying that i like debbie gallagher/am not a huge fan of fiona gallagher…😭😭😭😭

#i don’t know what this supposedly ‘nice fandom is’ because most of the people in the fandom are just fucking mean😭 #except for all of my lovely lovely mutuals- they’re nice and not fucking idiotic morons with no media literacy #shameless

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

I strongly agree that there are world events that deserve much more news coverage and resources than the Titan because frankly it should’ve been immediately assumed they were dead when sonar couldn’t find them and communication was lost.

However, I don’t necessarily think it’s fair to compare the EU coast guard and the US and Canada's various first response teams that responded to the Titan. Because they’re separate entities.

Do I think people should care more about the refugee ship that capsized due to alleged incompetence of the coast guard? Yes. I do. And I hope more survivors can be found because that was a genuine tragedy.

Do I think that it should be getting the same kind of attention as the Titan? Not really. Because people are just memeing on the Titan, and the average tumblr user has around $0.20 to their name and maybe 400 followers so this isn’t a very good platform for getting meaningful help for those affected by that situation.

This isn’t even a “you can care about two things at once” situation, because again with the Titan you should be very amused by 4/5 of those deaths whereas there’s nothing funny about what happened to that fishing ship. These are very different niches in cultural awareness and your ire should be towards media companies over random people on social media.

#Idk it just feels like getting mad at someone for posting spongebob memes instead of signal boosting that a genocide is occurring #like sure if someone genuinely thinks the Titan is more tragic just because it’s rich white people then yeah #please do clown away #but it’s just a bit weird to act like people don’t have compassion for the migrants who died just because they’re mocking rich folk for dyi #guy who intentionally removed any and all safety features getting crushed into paste instantly by his own hubris #is objectively funny and I will continue laughing at Stockton rush until I die #especially since he talked up how safe it was and then named it after the titanic only for it to share the same fate #perfect set up and punchline #genuine R.I.P. to the innocent guy on board but the others were absolute morons to do it to begin with #The contract you had to allegedly sign to go on the trip? Absurd #it wouldn’t have been a good view even if successful #and it was disrespectful to make a mass grave into a tourist attraction #so I’ll toast to the death of Stockton rush and his idiotic name forever

[yourdeepestfathoms]

every single conversation in the Changeling route is like having a metal baseball bat swung directly at your teeth

like, Georgiy saying he would execute Clara on the spot if it were up to him? Aspity saying she’ll make her go missing? Andrey calling her several horrible names? her own mother calling her stupid and useless? Daniil threatening to shoot her for literally no reason?? TWICE????

#as my friend had said #nobody in this game knows how to talk to a child #they’re either extremely rude or they’re weirdly creepy with her #everyone is so MEAN goddamn #nobody was this mean to artemy and he was thought to be a serial killer!! #meanwhile clara is being called a bitch and a plague bringer and a wretch and a moron #among other things #there ANGST POTENTIAL #i have so many thoughts about her route #pathologic #pathologic classic hd #pathologic hd #clara the changeling #clara saburova #clara pathologic #georgiy kain #aspity #andrey stamatin #katerina saburova #daniil dankovsky #daniil pathologic #the bachelor pathologic

[alphacrone]

this is your reminder that 99.9% of employers care more about money than you and even if they are kind and fair now they WILL at the end of the day put profits over your well being so absolutely do not sacrifice your life for them.

#and by life i mean time really #do your job to its exact description #do not make things too difficult for your fellow workers #you can even work hard if you want to #but do not undervalue your time or your mental and physical well being #this is a mistake i made in my first job #the stress of that job triggered my (undiagnosed) crohns so bad i was hospitalized twice #and my boss asked me to work from my hospital bed #while also not giving me sick time and not paying me well #in my previous post that coworker has been working there at least 15 years #never caused any problems went above and beyond #was a fucking backbone of the company #and is getting tossed out bc management is fucking moronic #they’ll be fine they’re so great they’ll get a much better job i’m certain #and previous management loved them SO much and did try to take really good care of them to keep them from leaving #but in the end stupid financial decisions will always come before employee we’ll begin #being #so never give too much of yourself to a job and always keep your resume updates #also don’t be afraid to leave nasty reviews on yelp or glassdoor and also maybe key your boss’ car