#they’re like. 14 in this btw.

[theshadowrealmitself]

Vulcan child: I know Humans are illogical, but I can keep my composure around them-

Human child: *shoves something that is definitely not food into their mouth to prevent the Vulcan child from getting it*

Vulcan child: -What the fuck

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #thinking about Vulcans adopting Human children #and then because of that they might have Vulcan cousins #and I’m thinking about people asking them like ‘what was it like to have a human cousin?’ #and it’s a flashback to this #made up dialogue by yours truly #they’re like. 14 in this btw. #both of them #freshly adopted feral human child who went through the traumatizing event of finding out they’re in the future #adoptive Vulcan parent doing their best to help them

[twinstxrs]

thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.

anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.

#thinking WAY too hard about a comedy dnd show when half these moments are played for laughs #dimension 20 #fantasy high #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #me & the bestie when we both die a horrible death at age 14 & don’t know how to talk about it #me & the bestie when you said you thought you went to hell & i called it embarassing due to the culture of religious shame i grew up with #me & the bestie when death transformed me loudly with reckless abandon & death stole something from you you’ll never speak about #me & the bestie when i focus so much on what i gained to avoid what i lost and you quietly internalize your loss & cannot find the gain #when i died i asked for knowledge. when you died you cried wordlessly. i do not know which one of us is more broken. #kristengorgug my repressed besties #ok i’m done now but if ally & zac ever played a scene like this seriously i’d lose my fucking mind fr #sorry if this is like indecipherable but after fhsy they’re so clearly the two most repressed bad kids & that fascinates me #(in my opinion) #fabian still up there in 3rd place tho boy u r GAYYY u like MENNNNN #btw if any of this is wrong shhhh i haven’t done my pre-fhjy rewatch yet this is all from memory

[deus-ex-mona]

biannual reminder that this event sure was a ✨thing✨

#(the two event remembrance dates are 14/3 and 11/11 btw~~~~) #it’s pocky day huh~~~~~~~~ well. more like sALES DAY YEAAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAA #man. i still can’t believe that the aiyuu pocky event was a thing. it was truly one of the greatest pieces of canon fanfics of all time #i wonder what the honeypre event story writers are doing with their lives these days… #i sincerely hope that they’re living their ✨best lives✨ and are still writing aiyuu fanfics in their spare time lmaoooooooooo #i want them to come back to write the lxl radio drama with them in ✨situations✨ tbh #(ok but guys what did you submit for the lxl situations?) #(my submissions were 1: they go on a lovey dovey date 2: they swap bodies one day 3: they go to the aquarium together) #(i saw some submissions on ft4twt which involved them having to deal with situations™️ w/ ft4. i hope those get picked ngl) #anyways manifesting white day kiss mv for next year leading up to the album release o k b y e— #shibaclown saturday #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[j-esbian]

the people i work with are going to drive me fucking insane

#mine #id in alt text #all of these are real things that have come up in the past week btw :) #today my one coworker was like ‘i can’t believe these mothers. 13-14 year old daughters wearing skimpy little swimsuits’ #and i’m fed up at this point so i was just like ‘i have not gone swimming in 5+ years because i don’t own a swimsuit bc #it’s impossible to find one that covers your ass. they’re just picking from a limited set of options’ #it’s the short shorts thing all over again except they don’t make plaid bermuda short swimsuits as your One Modest Alternative #same coworker. half an hour earlier. telling me a joke where the punchline was that a guy said his girlfriend beat him. can we be for real #different coworker. last week. texting me a Divine Feminine Girlpower quote abt how men don’t understand a woman’s relationship to her sewin #when like. this is a sewing job. where we have make coworkers. some of whom are legit pissed they get stuck working with theheavy machinery #head in hands. i hate it here sometimes lmao

[disaster-fruit]

this is just personal taste i guess but i find it impossible to read smut featuring trans people using the opposite words (calling clits dicks and dicks clits etc). I guess for some people the real words can cause dysphoria but for me it just sounds patronizing and uninspiring and completely throws me off of it

why am i saying this? because any absolute rule you see on the internet about how to write trans people is not absolute at all.

Sometimes what one random trans stranger on the internet says is the best way to do it its the same thing that will make another random trans stranger on the internet immediately close the tab. And that's fine, none of them are wrong except by trying to force one standard or the other. So follow your instincts and make good art. that's the only rule.

#suck her dick sunday is what i'm saying #i want to write muffing on a fic so i'm having to read a lot of stuff on the transfem tag of ao3 #and im hating it!!!! #wfsn #i guess #this is not an attack to people who write like that btw if its not obvious by the post #if its what you think is the write way go for it #im closing the tab but like you do you #thats the point.... there should be fics written in all possible aways so we all can have our cake #i remmeber when i was 14 and someone called my fic about figuring these stuff out trasnphobic and i felt so bad #i even deleted it #now looking back.... no it wasnt bITCH #it triggered your dysphoria but thats not the same as being transphobic #tall women trigger my dysphoria should we then just CANCEL all of them for TRANSPHOBIA #tw dysphoria mention #I’m ready to get my current two trans brarg fics canceled for transphobia (which won’t happen because like 2 people will read them) #but listen I STAND by them and also kinda unironically feel they’re a masterclass on how to write trans characters in a non sanitized way #and I guess that’s my problem with these kinds of absolute rules??? they all feel sanitizing

[tragedygf]

some grown ass adults are so obsessed with ‘humbling’ children like girl . im begging you to consider suicide at this point. that one person who said everyone says they have childhood trauma and then treat every child in their life like dirt was so right

#there was this video on ig of a girl narrating a reddit aita story about a mom who has a very insecure about her looks 14 year old and one #time the girl asked her mom to give her her honest opinion and the mom said she’s average looking and thats fine and the girl was obviously #upset by that #and then this person in the comments . said . that it sounds #like the girl was going to school with ‘pretty girl energy’ and she got humbled and the mom wasnt wrong and im just ‘$/)2$52$2(2) #HOW DID YOU EVEN ASSUME THAT. WHY WAS THAT THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO YOUR HEAD #mind you the most important part of the story was the fact that this girl is insecure and she said that kids at school bully her about her #nose. 1 + 1 is ? #like thats genuinely insane to me omfg how insane do you have to be to hear a story about a girl getting bullied because of her looks at #school be extremely insecure and your takeaway is that it was because she was arrogant and she got humbled . ABOUT A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD?????? #this is also misogyny btw don’t get me wrong but i find this incessant need to see kids humbled so common nowadays #i also saw this vid of a girl recording herself and her friend in a car because some 40 year old guy was literally banging on her car like #punching her window repeatedly and they were obviously freaked out and they kept saying we’re minors! we’re under 18! because. YEAH #and everyone in the comments was so mad and pissed off because how dare they say they’re minors like that makes them special 🙄🙄🙄 #i have to reiterate 40 year old man. doing this to some teenagers and his wife was right there yelling at the girls #KYSSSSSSSS

[uk07]

Tips on how to make a teenage/childs tv show !

• put a laugh track after after single sentence (literally in some cases)

• write horrible and stupid dialogue! (Make it so kids can understand because they’re stupid!)

• make hate wife/wife hate husband/they hate their kids jokes! (Often! Because they’re totally funny!)

• make them have three kids and then make fun of one of them for a part of the episode (every single episode)

• landlord doing illegal things

• secret lab under the house

#the laugh track is genuinely after EVERY single sentence at this point #NONE OF THESE LINES ARE FUNNY #ITS JUST LAUGH TRACK #landlord just broke into their house #btw #<33 #sarcasm btw because it genuinely feels like they’re all just for people under 10 and then they’re all ‘it’s for 14 plus!’ and its just not

[roaringroa]

told an acquaintance that something that happened to her was straight out of a wattpad fanfiction and neither she nor the other girl that was there understood and what i meant, i had to explain wattpad to them it was horrible

#they’re only like 1-3 years older than me i really thought they would know what wattpad was 😭😭😭 #it hit me then and there like wow some people really don’t go online that much huh #what happened to her was that her first day at a new job she tripped and spilled coffee all over her btw #also i’ve read very few fanfics on wattpad #not that i was always above reading wattpad quality fanfiction #i definitely read stuff on that level between ages like 11-14 #it was just on other sites like brazilian portuguese based ones #or…fimfiction #or… asianfanfics (for kpop fics) #so umm definitely not any better than wattpad just differeny #my post

[githvyrik]

I have been coming up with/drawing the same sorts of ocs since like. age 14. and I know I need to expand but it’s just that dragon/mermaid scales on the face and body, prettyboys, and powerful ladies are so cool

#I’ve been reminiscing about old ocs lately and it got me thinking like. oh shit I just make similar characters now #shoutout to my naruto oc tbh she really got the ball rolling #I had ocs before age 14 but they weren’t very similar to the ones I make now #prettyboy in a gender neutral way btw whatever they’re my ocs they can have whatever gender I want

[luhrmannatural]

realized today that i’m 100% neutral on every single stranger things ship except m*leven which i hate with the burning passion of a thousand suns

#censoring it makes it seem so much more violent of a hatred than it actually is i just don’t want it in search results 😭 #i wanted them to break up so bad boo tomato tomato tomato #i feel like both of their characters are being reduced to that relationship and they’re literally 14 #like how many people do you know who are in the same relationship they were in when they were 14 #and el especially like yeah she had her own storyline but she’s basically a plot device and the rest of it is just her and mike #and i get that’s realistic for that age but at the same time she’s worth so much more than her stupid relationship #and i want to see her realize that!! #and you already know that i’m just not a fan of mike but his entire storyline this season revolved around her #he doesn’t even have a personality anymore #anyway me and my friends have been texting about this all day #btw i didn’t think the season was bad by any means i’m just tired of them being together #stranger things #stranger things vol 2 #stranger things spoilers #st4 spoilers #a.txt

[minus-starcatcher-beyond]

Hey! You two should KISS

/ref

-💖

“W-What?? No.. we’re just friends, clearly! What, are- are you s-shipping us??”

Damn Dale. He seems a bit. Nervous huh. Maybe even. unsure.

“Yeah, we’re just friends. But…..friends sometimes kiss, right? Like, kissing the homies good night…. that’s.. a normal thing.”

Brob didn’t seem to mind that much tho-

#btw thought I should clear this up- #it says in the DNB:GA wiki that ale is a minor. and idk what brobgonal’s age is but it’s less than 20 because he was made after Bandu #and Bandu is 20 #for the sake of this au #they’re both mentally about 14-15 idk specially tho #just wanted to say that because I know Dale LOOKS like an adult but he isn’t! so don’t try like. shipping characters with him unless they’re #the same age. cuz if not then that’s creepy and gross #I mean like Brob is the same age but like. I mean like for the future #ready for takeoff!/ answered ask

[rhaenella]

CL16 | Is It Over Now? | pt.6

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader

genre: social media au

summary: you and charles have been everyone's fave couple on the grid, but when you somewhat unexpectedly break up, you turn to songwriting to cope with the pain

face claim: léon

a/n: enjoy the penultimate part! 🥰

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part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 7

masterlist

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y/n: When you go to the loo for 5 mins and you come back to find this in your camera roll… (there are like 30 more of these btw)

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landonorris: Perks of flying with Norris Airways

y/n: It was a little cramped tbh

maxverstappen1: Verstappen Airlines is open for bookings

y/n: Hm… I might hold you to that

landonorris: Heyyy 😕

danielricciardo: We should’ve been models

y/n: Please 😂 What a wasted opportunity

user36: omg lando and daniel 😭😭😭

user37: they’re so annoyingly cute i can’t

user38: 😍😍😍

user39: i will never tire of seeing y/n hangout with the other drivers 🥹

yourbestfriend: Monaco get ready, y/n is back to party

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11 August

y/n’s story

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13 August

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maxverstappen1: Monaco Padel Champions 2023 🏆

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kellypiquet: ♥️

carlossainz55: 👏👏

landonorris: This is definitely not us making fun of the loser team

maxverstappen1: 😂

alex_albon: Whose idea was it to team up Daniel with y/n?? That’s the easiest win ever

landonorris:✌️

danielricciardo: Shut up. We’re the best team in the world 👯

y/n: Let them be darling, they don’t understand our genius

maxverstappen1: You call winning zero sets “genius”?

y/n: Shut up

13 August

landonorris’ story

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14 August

y/n’s story

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14 August

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charles_leclerc: Missed being in the car. Otherwise I enjoyed every second of it 🤍 Onto Zandvoort! 💪

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scuderiaferrari: ❤️

joris__trouche: Let’s goooo 🇳🇱

arthur_leclerc: La huitième photo 🔥

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user40: CHARLIE 😍

user41: always with the shirtless pics 🥵🥵

user42: lol the utter panic on his face during the pingpong game

user43: soooo… where’s maddy, charles?

user44: she left remember 🙊

user43: do you think she “left” left 👀

user45: imagine if she did lmao

user43: OH THE DRAMA

user46: guys don’t give me hope

21 August

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y/n: Summer ‘23 w/ some of the best people 💛

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taylorswift: Ahhh it was so good to finally be on stage together!! 💖

y/n: Yesss, couldn’t agree more!!! We should do it again sometime ☺️

landonorris: Thank you for coming love ❤️

y/n: Wouldn’t have wanted to miss it for the world 😘

user47: the prettiest

user48: please come to germany next 🙏

user49: STUDIO?? MORE MUSIC???? 

Liked by y/n

user50: you look so much happier :’)

user51: she really does 😍😍 she seems to be doing much better since la 

25 August

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wagsf1update: ‼️Charles Leclerc and Maddy Hill have broken up‼️ More updates soon

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user52: no. fucking. way.

user53: well that lasted a whole four ass months

user43: OMG WE WERE RIGHT

user45: i can’t believe it

user46: my prayers have been answered 😭

user54: congrats to sharl for seeing the light 

user55: bye adieu arrivederci maddy 👋

1 September

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a/n: hmm, y/n seems to be getting closer with lando… but with daniel as well, and charles is also single again… i wonder what will happen next 👀

on a more serious note though, i unfortunately have to postpone part 7 until somewhere between christmas/new year’s eve… i’m going on a trip abroad to visit family for the holidays and i really tried to get part 7 ready in time but alas. we can all blame tumblr’s annoying policy of not allowing 10+ images on the app. anyways, i do have a finished request lined up, so i’ll post that next week instead :)

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Tags: @sukisheadlights @eviethetheatrefreak @blueflorals @kiskso @dessxoxsworld @treehouse-mouse @dangeroustacoalienbiscuit @clown-fc @stopeatread @vanishingcherry @bb-swift @leclercdream @scenesofobx @kagatinkita @allywthsr @evieepepi08 @viennakarma @riverjane-d @httpjeonlicious @madnesstaking0ver @futurecorps3 @celesteblack08 @sadg3 @simxican @glow-ish @spideybv28 @laneyspaulding19 @tswizzleismother @slytherinfolk25 @merchelsea @1655clean @urgirlnextdoorr @cixrosie @lightdragonrayne @lxclerc @hopexcroc

#charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x singer reader #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc x y/n #charles leclerc x you #f1 x reader #formula 1 x reader #f1 x y/n #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc fake instagram #charles leclerc fake social media #formula 1 smau #formula 1 fanfic #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc fic #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc blurb #is it over now?

[quicksilversg1rl]

yourusername

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yourusername left my phone for 5 minutes and this is what I come back to 🤓

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yourbestfriend girl answer my msgs 🙄

evanpetersfan oh to be y/n 💔

evanpetersupdates pls tell him to get instagram again 🙏🙏

evanistheloml_01 y/n is so lucky 😪

y/nupdates bae dump him and get wit me😋🙏

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evanpetersupdates evan and y/n spotted at an ice rink today!

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evanpetersfan I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG

mrspeters she’s not even that pretty 😒

y/n_l/n_updates girl don’t even

y/nismywife you don’t even post yourself so shut up

tatelangdon_defender ugh they’re so cute ☹️💔

evanpeters

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evanpeters ❤️

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yourusername ily 💋💋

evanpetersupdates HE’S BACK???

evanpetersfan WHAT??

mrspeters OMG HI EVAN

evanpetersfan the first picture he posts coming back and it’s basically just a pic of y/n 😭😭❤️❤️

mssarahcatharinepaulson you two 🩷🩷

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y/nistheloml mom and dad

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yourusername I thought you deleted this picture 😨??

evanpetersfan she’s so pretty 💔

evanpeters the prettiest

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evanpeters you look beautiful shush

y/n_l/n_ismywife I’m gonna be sick 💔

evanpetersismyhusband post yourself evan!!

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yourusername 🧸

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alexconsani I took this btw

yourusername thanks mawma 💋

evanpeters I had to carry her into the house too

yourusername 😨 liar

evanpetersfan evan looks so good wtf

yourusername real

evanpetersfan OMG QUEEN TELL EVAN I SAY HI

yourusername @ evanpeters

kaiandersons_manwhich if you look closely you can see me hanging in the back 🫠

evanpeters_loml that should be me 😒💔

y/n_updates well it isn’t!

evanpeters

taglist @v-love @yes-divine-ruler @laynna-mcknight @dewberryobssesed @demxnicprxncess @hxney-lemcn @champ1onsgirl @kitwalkersgfff @soaringcloud @lollipopd @stilespeters @fand0mh03

let me know if you’d like to be added/removed from/to my taglist

this is my first social media au so go easy on me 😚

reblogs are greatly appreciated!!

see ya soon pookies 💋🥀

#evan peters #fic recs #evan peters fanfic #tumblr mutuals #evan peters smut #evan peters x reader #kai anderson #social media au #evan peters imagine #evan peters characters #evan peters requests #evan peters x female reader #evan peters fluff

[recents]

something i really appreciate abt killua’s trauma is that it’s so clear to his friends once they find out what’s actually going on but it’s still genuinely a source of conflict for him. they’re like “your family literally chains you up in a torture dungeon. there’s a torture dungeon in your basement and they starve and electrocute and torture you in there. you should not feel bad” and he’s like “yeah but my family’s circumstances are different. we’re different from other families.” and his friends are like Bro. it’s insanely real. he’s 14 btw

#hxh tag

[drizzledrawings]

Word vomit about my non cowboy ocs for a sec

I’ve had these four ocs since I was 14,,, FOURTEEN!

I’m turning 23 this year,,, almost a decade

Anyways that’s insane

Here’s what they looked like back then btw

As you can see lots has changed

They used to exist in a post apocalyptic world, now they exist in a small university town

Their story used to be about aliens, now it’s about interpersonal relationships on top of figuring out who killed the ghost that’s started following them around

Instead of being teenagers, they’re now young adults in their 20s

with student loans and dead end jobs

They’re also all queer now

I’m so attached to them that I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to actually make something about them because they are so dear to me, it would be like giving them away

[padawansuggest]

Idk where it’s going but I want an AU where Jaster and Jango are at the post office near the Senate on Coruscant so they can send out a package standing behind Qui-Gon in line who’s got Obi-Wan on his hip like a toddler (his 14 year old baby finally learned how to slip the toddler leashes and wants to hide under a shelf and Qui-Gon doesn’t have the energy to wrestle him back out when he’s done) and sending Master Dooku a hard copy letter about why he IS NOT joining him on Sereno for a yearly family gathering because he can be judged just fine from the comfort of the temple, and it’s much more insulting to send it through the post office because it’s easy to hand a letter to the temple curriers but this is Taking Effort, and extra effort at that because he’s wrangling his 14 year old baby while doing it, and Jaster and Jango are like ‘jetti!’ And then Obi-Wan pops out from where he’s mostly hidden in Master’s robes and they’re all ‘0.0 BABY JETTI’ and now they’re trying to woo the small boy and asking him a million questions (‘what’s ur master doing?’ ‘Sending grandmaster hate mail’ ‘why are you in his arms’ ‘I found out how to get the lock open on my leash’ ‘are you crying?’ ‘No it’s allergies I’m allergic to everything’ *rubs his snotty nose into Qui-Gon’s neck while Qui looks for patience* ‘are you hungry? We know a good place that does fritters’ ‘yes, I’m starving if ur buying’) and now Qui-Gon is standing to the side while they send off their package because his child wants fritters and awkwardly explaining to his son he just made besties with a king and prince who he insulted multiple times and sneezed on twice and can you plz behave for five seconds today so they don’t start a war with Mandalorians? No. No he cannot behave that long. It’s okay, the Mandos seem charmed by his bad manners and horrible open mouthed coughs like he’s a born and raised plague spreader. He is, btw. The Mandos take them out to lunch and all of them are dismayed when Obi-Wan leaves Dex’s diner having decided that out of all his new friends, Dex won the new bestie challenge. He gave Obi-Wan a milkshake and a cookie.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #feral obi wan #baby wan #qui gon jinn #master dooku #jaster mereel #jango fett #dexter jettster #if grandpa wants baby time he can come over and babysit like a normal man plz #Qui gon is oh so very sleepy and will accept someone else feeding his child rn #child leash