#they’re cooking

[boncottontail]

The insane tonal shift of Bad’s live from him goofing around with Forever while they go on a ‘date’ to his screen fading to black after he ended up in a Federation-esque room.

Not to mention, he was constantly changing his stream title after going offline, and one of his offline chatters caught a suspicious title he had up for a second…

Could Bad be communicating with us through his stream titles? Could Dapper have been replaced after ElQuackity kidnapped him?

Also, Luzu logged in while Tubbo was online and while Bad was offstream. He dropped the following binary codes in chat before leaving:

Each code translates to:

There is a hidden danger wat(ching)

There will have to be a sacr(ifice)

With BBH pumping up his personal lore and Luzu slowly integrating Arin back into the server… We might not be ready for what’s coming.

And I am very excited.

#qsmp #badboyhalo #lore #dapper #if dapper turns out to be working for the federation #we will get the most gut wrenching lore ever #the lore is scrumptious #they’re cooking #elquackity #luzu #arin #i cant wait for what’s coming

[themadknightuniverse]

I just love them so much i dono

#they’re cooking #or reading #or anything you want ✨ #this is very rough but i kind of like it #it was relaxing to do so there’s that #lacho #nacho varga #lalo salamanca #bcs #my art

[hangkennyy]

Woods and Knight rn

#They’re cooking #This match is so good #LA Knight #Xavier Woods #Two ppl who’ve been slept on for quite some time #WWE #Smackdown lb

[moony-ghoul]

yes i have been in-fact secretly forcing all my half baked ghoul oc ideas onto ant why do you ask?

#they’re cooking #in my little brain #so full

[little-red-devil]

🚂🚂🚂

PEPI!!!!!! A SUPER STAR

also because i missed it earlier but

THAT MATT TURNER SAVE THOO!!!!!

#my boys ❤️🥹 #they’re cooking #ricardo pepi

[the-life-support-system]

#‘they’re cooking’ #do we remember what time of year it is #are we sure we want that #dnp #dan and phil

[krasnyel]

when connor comes to visit

#i’ve been cooking this comic ish fanart for about two weeks and still couldn’t manage to finish it properly 😭😭 #lmao anyway they’re not escaping the cycle #also this is very much based on my experience of being the eldest sibling #connor roy #kendall roy #shiv roy #roman roy #roy siblings #succession #succession hbo #krasnyel post #fanart #digital art #artist on tumblr

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 218

“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!” 

Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside. 

He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude. 

“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?” 

Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work #He has a couple of the clones’ cores too #Does it count as mpreg? #Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level #He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks #Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core #They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch #Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades #Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm) #Space Core Danny #Sun Core Dan #Moon Core Ellie #Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars #Shadow Core Orion #Bed Sheet Ghost #Earth Core Rigel #Monster Ghost #Light Core Algor #Tiny Ghost #Sun Core Draco #Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it #dad danny #Mom Danny #He is both #prompts

[tinned-beef]

guys the emojis are their character development throughout the series

luther: moon in s1, fighting in s2, married in s3

diego: vigilante in s1, ‘lone wolf’ in s2, adventures with stanley in s3

allison: actor in s1, hair salon in s2, used her rumors in s3

klaus: struggled with his powers in s1, his cult in s2, figured out immortality/died in s3

five: commission in s1, paradox psychosis in s2?, retirement in s3

ben: dead in s1, dead again in s2, sparrow ben in s3

viktor: white violin in s1, caused apocalypse in s2, found place in family + found himself in s3

lila: with handler in s2, commission in s3

#guys let me cook okay #they’re back they’re real they’re 🙏 #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s4 #tua s4 speculation #my rambles #also did anyone else notice that luther has his ape body back

[augustinewrites]

thinking about y/n who somehow ends up time traveling back to 2006 and sees teen!gojo again. meeting him again is so humbling bc she realises that she has completely forgotten how much of a brat (or let’s say brattier brat than he is now) gojo was back then. nevertheless, she can’t help but want to smooch him bc he just looked so cute back then (she will never tell him that tho), and gets kind of sad thinking about everything he had to go through at his age.

once she’s back home, y/n can’t help but be a little clingy and give gojo some more cuddles and kisses while he just wonders how much she must have gone over his credit card limit to suddenly show him so much love

i know this is super late but i just watched the jjk s2 opening and it made me so emotional and made me think of this ask 😭😭😭

“damn,” gojo mutters as he pokes at the burnt mess meant to be pancakes.

“i’ll get your wallet,” megumi sighs from the table, where he and tsumiki have been sitting for the last fifteen minutes with empty plates.

one day he’ll conquer breakfast, but not today. so he quickly grabs his keys, hoping he can sneak out before—

he winces when the bedroom door opens and you step out, looking very troubled. no doubt due to the the smell of smoke setting into the apartment.

“babe,” he chuckles nervously as you make a beeline for him, a deep frown on your lips. he backs up until he hits the counter, waving his hands in front of him. “it wasn’t my fault, i swear! it’s these supposedly non-stick pans! they’re a sca—”

he barely manages to catch you when you lunge forward, wrapping your arms around him and immediately burying your face in his chest.

confused and almost too scared to move, he rests a hand atop your head, slowly securing an arm around your waist.

once he has his arm around you, he feels you sink into him with a deep sigh.

“you’re a frickin miracle, you know that?” you mutter, prompting him to glance down at you, moving the hand atop your head to cup your cheek, testing your temperature.

“…are you feeling okay?”

“yeah,” you send him a small nod. “i had this weird dream last night, and it reminded me that even with everything that happened when we were younger, everything that happened to you— you came out amazing. the man that you are and have always been…you’re a miracle, satoru.”

he’ll have to ask you about this dream later, because whatever it was had you gazing up at him misty eyed and clinging to him like you never wanted to let go. it must have really shaken you. you’ve only ever made sappy proclamations like this before he opened his credit card statement.

but for now he’ll kiss your forehead and tell you, “takes one to know one, right?”

#they’re interrupted by megumi’s tummy growling #bcs gojo may be a miracle but he’s still an awful cook #gojo x reader #jjk fluff #keeping up with the fushigojos

[quiddie]

Actual footage of Suvi and the fox attempting to cook in her tower’s surprise kitchen

#worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #there’s just no way that Suvi can cook #and it’s not like her adoptive father didn’t try #frankly the fox has better culinary instincts #he just doesn’t have thumbs #anyway they’re just heartbeats away from burning down the kitchen at all times #and Eursulon & Ame are just Statler & Woldorfing it up #wwwo 19 #(but I do believe that Suvi pulls an *excellent* shot of espresso)

[littler0b1n]

Some submas doodles to show that I’m still in fact alive and that these silly train men are still invading every train of thought

#pun intended #I have more #like wayyy more #but I either think they’re not good enough or are too embarrassing to show #anyways I do have more ideas I’m cooking #like some designs on when they were younger #art #my doodles :d #doodle #submas #submas emmet #submas ingo #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #subway master emmet #subway boss emmet #subway master ingo #pokemon #pokémon #pkmn bw #pkmn b2w2 #pkmn la #pkmn legends arceus #I have so many Ideas for these guys #I just can’t draw them all :(

[blended-ice]

Katsudon Piroshki!

#I’ve been wanting to make this for so LONG #I’m happy I finally did #I love drawing them all smooshed together baking #that’s good family feels #putting Mila and Sara there because they’re important to me #and I think Mila unofficially sort of lives with yurio and Nikolai and they are siblings in that capacity #this was chaotic to draw and u can tell I skimped on the rendering BUT WHATEVER AHAH #drawing this brought me joy and thus it is good art 💅 #also I’m incredibly excited for fhjy coming Jan 10 so like I might draw non yoi stuff for that #who knows the whims of the art gods #yuri on ice #yoi #katsuki yuuri #viktor nikiforov #peas n guac #id in alt text #fanart #viktuuri #cooking together #sara crispino #mila babicheva #nikolai plisetsky #yuri plisetsky #katsuki hiroko #katsuki toshiya

[cod-dump]

Price: *humming as he works in the garden*

Price: *turns around and yelps when he sees teen!Ghost suddenly standing there, his hair smoking with the ends burnt and with flour all over him*

Price: Simon?!

Teen!Ghost: Did you know that flour is flammable?

Price: … what did you do?

Teen!Ghost: I… learned that flour was flammable and the wrong thing to throw on a fire

Price: WHAT-?!

Nik, from the kitchen side door: It’s fine! I’ll have it fixed!

Price: WHAT THE FUCK?!

#they’re both banned from cooking for a reason #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #simon ghost riley #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #teen!ghost au #dad price #dad john price

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is packed with ambiguous symbolism and confusing dialogue and at least three layers of subtext but if you ever get lost just remember that hannibal is a malewife pretending to be a girlboss and will is a girlboss pretending to be a malewife and exposing that in each other is what the show is about at its core

#it doesn’t matter how much meta you write or how deeply you analyse it or how much obscure symbolism you unpack #it always comes back to that LMAOOO #that’s the show’s whole thesis statement nothing else matters #hannibal just wants to cook (people) for someone and will just wants to kill what can u do #they’re weird and in love and achieve domestic bliss at the expense of multiple lives </33 fucks sake #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 163

Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay. Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next. 

Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Nightingales end up the Kents’ neighbors #Which is probably very useful when a spaceship crashes in the yard #Danny is good at hiding his powers but a baby Dan is in fact Not #Jordan and Clark are inseparable #They’re really good at Bad Cop & Good Cop #Ellie is delighted to be the older sister and encourage all their mischief #Or help them fly (again in Dan’s case) #Martha teaches Danny how to cook without accidentally bringing something to life #Dan is definitely not jealous of how much Clark talks about his new BFF Batman when he starts superheroing #Well as the older-by-a-couple-months person it is his duty to make sure this dude is a good friend for his barely-younger cousin #Somehow he ends up the inbetween of Clark’s optimism & Bruce’s pessimism #He also just sometimes Shows Up at the watchtower after the league is formed despite not being a hero