#they’re basically aliens tbh

[ectoplasmer]

actually no I think it’d be really funny if my hs s/i and my ygo s/i switched places

#nervous high energy vs nervous low energy #furthermore #external awkwardness vs internal awkwardness #if we’re talking like. actually switching them and not just having a personality swap #i don’t think having a 16-year-old technical god stuck on a blimp with eight other 16-year-olds is a good idea lol #i mean. not too much different from the meteorite >_> #she would probably only know bare basics about this series because of memes and/or whatever dave references #creates plants to attempt to ‘shield’ people from attacks during duels out of habit. oops #everyone being injured by shadow games has a reliable (?) doctor (??) at least!! #watch as she becomes even more visibly a mess when they don’t immediately get back up though #i don’t. even wanna think about her interactions with yb or ym AGSJDHDJ #gets approached and just makes a series of incomprehensible nerve wracked noises. she’s fine. ignore the randomly sprouting flowers #ghostie would be the only mortal human on the meteor and. tbh. that worries me #LIKE i’m sure dave and rose would have at least some sort of idea on how they both got swapped #so they’d probably help and protect her if need be #sure the trolls are also mostly mortal but they’re aliens and have higher tolerance #lol just. gets carried around when they need to fly somewhere afshdg #going into the dream bubbles and having a moment where she has to just sit and watch all the other dead players #like oh. she isn’t the only one who can see them now. hm #dave would probably ask her to explain how to play duel monsters and she would try to be all humble about it but #secretly she’s happy she actually gets a chance to win now >:3 #her and rose are busy discussing lovecraft u_u #i want to talk about my hs s/i sooo bad but i don’t know how to without explaining all of homestuck lol #delete later #s/i: ghostie #s/i: AG

[esha-isboogara]

jojo’s bizarre porn tropes

publishing even MORE headcanons before i finish the first set ? an absolute iconic move from me tbh. i went crazy with my tags bro😩but anyways enjoy this …i will do more characters if i can come up with more tropes

here’s part two

jonathan - he’s very vanilla so your videos fall under the passionate category. jonathan takes the act of making love very seriously so expect to cum at least twice in one session. he won’t over stimulate though , he gives you a pleasant high. y’all don’t post a lot but when you do it’s usually a movie that will have the viewers drooling.

joseph- amateur porn. he isn’t too fond on setting up a camera and having a script or whatever. he’d much rather record you giving him head or maybe a lil pov of back shots. joseph makes sure you’re featured on his only fans regularly. videos are usually no longer than 5 minutes.

jotaro- big dick small girl trope. my god this man is hung. people watching your videos are always slightly worried for your safety. how does it fit? women all around the world want to be you. some of the more aggressive sessions almost always lead to concerned comments. jotaro does have a bit of a reputation so he refuses to show his face along with yours.

kakyoin- not a trope but most of your posts are cosplay related. dressing up as your favorite anime characters and fucking for money is a dream come true. a lot of work goes into your videos mainly because of the well put together costumes and make up looks. the entire look gets ruined in the end but presentation is a big deal. the two of you have a cute set up. it’s high effort but the rewards are so worth it.

josuke- innocent boy and experienced woman. he still won’t say it out loud but he is a total bottom so having you top him/take control is perfect. josuke will use titles like “step mom gives new son blowjob during dinner” to catch a persons attention. or so he says. you’d swear he has a bit of a thing for it. your videos are usually a bit longer and medium effort.

giorno- very beautifully done/well put together porn. people who watch the two of you enjoy modern art and pretty landscapes. it’s essentially art house porn. your content is extremely well put together and is pleasing to eye as well as to the dick/pussy. giorno doesn’t much care if his face is recognized-hes a crime lord there’s not much anyone can do at this point.

leone- rough sex! the people who watch your videos are sickos and the others are worried for your safety. lots of tying up, whipping, slapping and abuse of your little hole. don’t worry it’s all consensual and monitored.

bruno- pov style porn. honestly an iconic move from him. he loves to go back and watch your tapes so why not upload them. similar to joseph they’re never longer than five minutes but there’s a good amount of them. occasionally you two will put together tutorials for those less experienced in sex.

jolyne- lesbian! jojo knows how much men love that wlw content so the two of you exploit that fetish to the max. it started off as just a few short clips but as time went on you and jolyne got a whole set up. most of your vids are pretty basic but men especially eat them up so 🤪

hermes- massage porn. she’s always been good with her hands so why not use her abilities for something fun? you guys don’t upload often. not because you don’t want to just because you always forget or get too caught up in what you’re doing.

foo fighters- the two of you were on the weirder side of porn hub. strange toys, story lines and odd outfits. from alien sex to retro porn you’ve done it all. honestly it doesn’t really matter if others find it sexy the two of you enjoy it. it doesn’t take much to convince them to post your videos- it takes longer to explain how the camera works than anything.

#this was inspired by #demon slayer writers and jjk writers #y’all are so talented #thank you for all the ideas #this is canon in my mind #and my pus- #anyways #jonathan jostar #jonathan jostar x reader #joseph jostar #joseph jostar x reader #ceaser zeppeli #ceaser zeppeli x reader #jotaro kujo #jotaro kujo x reader #jojo smut #jojos bizarre adventure #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin x reader #josuke higashikata x reader #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #giorno giovanna x reader #abbacchio x reader #bucciarati x reader #jolyne kujo #jolyne x reader #foo fighters x reader #hermes costello #hermes costello x reader

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 43

hello and welcome to fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

These Walls Have Ears by notverystraight

Before Lance’s friends arrive at his apartment for their weekly movie night, Keith is in Hunk’s car on the phone to Lance, trying to explain why they’re late, again. Mid conversation, Keith drops his phone under the seat. Assuming Lance has hung up, Pidge and Hunk start pestering Keith about certain feelings that he may be harboring, leading to some quite personal confessions. Little do they know, Lance has not hung up, and is listening in on every word. Shenanigans ensue.

the second best part of this fic is how sweet and funny this is. this fic is blushy and silly and dorky and so so so!!! it is just fun and garrison trio my love. the BEST part of this fic is lance knowing hes hot shit

2. That Won't Last, He's Gay and She's An Alien by notverystraight

Lance didn’t know what he’d expected to see when he came onto the Garrison’s training deck, but it definitely wasn’t this. Keith was panting with exertion, pinning someone to the ground with the edge of his training sword just brushing their neck. And by someone, Lance meant Acxa, one of Lotor’s old half-Galra generals. Or, Lance walks in on Keith and Acxa sparring. He has not-so-mixed feelings about it.

usually every jealousy trope fic i read induces the PHATTEST eye roll literally of all time but this one made me laugh lol. its just such a ridiculous concept and its fun basically. also krolia lowkey being a thot is hilarious

3. Go the Distance by orphan_account [EXPLICIT]

Keith is a sprinter, Lance runs long distance. Despite not competing against each other directly and despite the fact that they're training to bring glory to the same high school track team, the two end up becoming rivals who are wholeheartedly committed to victory. Along the way, however, they find themselves awfully sidetracked by the other's inspiring legs--er, skills. Much fluff and smut and no angst.

bro lance is SUCH a goober 😭😭 he gets himself into the most embarrassing situations and there is truly no one he can blame but himself. honestly this one is such a fun read and if the explicit warning bothers you, it's not the whole fic! you can easily skip it. the rivalry and getting together is just as fun and stupid as you'd expect from them truly

4. Haunted House Hang-Up by Creatortan

Keith runs a paranormal investigation YouTube channel with his friend, Pidge. Pidge is friends with Hunk, who is friends with Lance, who is very, very haunted. And also, very, very pretty.

oh my LORD i love this. nd team? check. supernatural fuckery? check. cute flowery lance? check. dorky suave keith? check. side of hot firefighter shiro? check. just an 11/10 in general top notch

5. Rambling by Creatortan

Lance was a talkative person, and he thought he had accepted that.

no seriously bc the Can't Shut Up Syndrome is the Worst side effect of adhd and other nd's tbh. i hate the way you're excited and you can feel yourself start to build and trip over your words but it doesn't matter bc it's so background! there's so much cool shit ur sharing!! and then you see the eyeroll or the shrug and it just comes crashing back on you so so quickly and hard and. god. this fic captured that so well

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!

#idk what the deal is lately but very few authors have been on tumblr #vld #voltron #lance #lance mcclain #keith #keith kogane #klance #rivals klance #adhd lance #lance is hot #pining keith #pining lance #pining klance #rivals to lovers #fic rec #fic rec friday #frf #longpost

[dokidokitsuna]

Dream Alliance: Jambastion Rebirth

So yesterday I was archiving the text from all my DeviantArt posts about the DreamAll AU, and it was really fun to read through all that lore and story again. ^^ It’s unfortunate that I was working on it during my transition from DA to here; I feel like a LOT of info got lost in the confusion. But at least now I have it all in my own files to reference (or retell) later…especially if I ever get around to reviving/expanding on the AU like I’ve always wanted. There are a lot of unused scripts and ideas waiting for that day…

And since I was feeling inspired today, here’s one of ‘em. ^^ Since this was such a dark idea that I don’t really consider “canon” to the AU, I never really wrote it down or anything…but it made for such a good story that I held onto it in my heart~. Warning: LOOOOOOONG post ahead. ^^

So at the end of DreamAll’s story, Magolor and Division Six risk their lives and defeat Void Termina, yadda yadda…but once the world is finally safe from that threat, its next big question is: how can we make sure we’re safe from the teenage mad scientist with the god-killing mecha and bioengineered alien attack dogs…?

Basically, Magolor inadvertently made himself so powerful that the rest of the Dream Alliance and the world is kinda scared of him now. ^^; And as I showed in the final comic, Susie Haltmann takes it upon herself to investigate him and find out what his deal is…and in doing so, learns that he’s actually a Jambastion mage, and Hyness’ estranged son. And thus, the scheming begins~.

Mind you, Susie doesn’t really have anything against Magolor. It’s just that the pressure of essentially becoming president of the world, coupled with the revelation that Magolor is not only an eccentric genius, but also a dimension-bending dark mage that she doesn’t know how to control…it leads her to fall back on old (villainous…) habits and start to treat him like an obstacle, to be overcome by any means necessary.

And her first play would be to use the threat of Hyness’ execution to get Magolor to spill his guts: to tell the truth about his magic powers, explain in detail everything he did to create the Void Destroyer system, and get it all on the record so that he can’t lie about it anymore. Which I think Mago would agree to immediately-- he doesn’t want to see his father die (despite his literal crimes against humanity), and tbh he’d probably be kinda glad to have the weight of that deception off his shoulders. Unfortunately, he’s not worldly enough to understand that divulging all this information is the beginning of the end…

Next play: regulations. Now that the crisis is over, the Dream Alliance’s superweapons will naturally have to be decommissioned…including Magolor’s ‘angels’. Seeing as they’re technically not living things (as per Mago’s explanation) Susie would demand that he toe the line and put them down, or at least demonstrate that he’s willing and able to cut them off from his power on command.

And naturally, Magolor would think of this as going a bridge too far. Marx, Galacta, and Morpho might not have their own life force, but they’re still sentient beings who love and trust him as their creator. And if it’s a choice between betraying that trust and leaving the Dream Alliance entirely, he’s inclined to choose the latter.

And ^that is the decision Susie would be waiting for: proof that, when pushed, Magolor cannot be trusted to act in the ‘public interest’. And considering what he’s capable of, it’s now in the public interest for the Dream Alliance to find a way to contain him.

Of course, she doesn’t go after him right away-- she simply waits for him to come to her, thinking he can convince her that his angels are more than just weapons. When that fails, he resigns on the spot…unfortunately, he never actually gets the chance to leave.

Based on everything Magolor’s explained about the way his magic works…she decides her best bet is to cut off his hands, severing his connection to his vambraces and sending him into shock from blood loss all at once. Both serve to severely weaken all of his subconscious magic use, and his angels by extension-- Galacta collapses, and Morpho straight-up disintegrates. Marx is the only one able to remain conscious without his master’s direct influence, and immediately realizes that something is seriously wrong. His first instinct is to rush to find Magolor and slaughter anyone in his way…unfortunately, he discovers that he doesn’t have his flight powers anymore. Without his usual magic strength, he can hardly even move his prosthetic arms, and is easily captured when Magolor’s lab is raided.

Fortunately, Meta Knight is one of the arresting officers, and decides to take pity on Marx and “lose track of him”, letting him leave in the dead of night for parts unknown. He disappears for a couple years, skulking in the shadows, stealing food when no one’s looking, being miserable and missing all his friends.

But during all that time, he’s also preparing…he spends most of his days retraining his body to adjust to the much smaller amount of magic that he has access to, and trying to find information on the dissolution of Division Six and Magolor’s whereabouts…which proves to be pretty difficult. So eventually, when he finally gets a decent amount of fighting strength back, he decides to start his revenge plot by finding an ally: Magolor’s father, who’s still imprisoned where he’s always been.

Hyness has never met Marx before, but he remembers Magolor’s mentions of him. And besides, they both share a deep concern for Magolor and the willingness to do anything to save him. So Marx explains the situation and breaks him out, setting his plan in motion.

He realizes that Susie will have seen him through the security cameras, and will predict that he’s coming for Magolor. So he decides that his true next target will be Galacta Knight, and asks Hyness to use his powers to find and awaken him first.

After being forced to use his magic just to keep himself alive during his long imprisonment (which by this point, ended up approaching the decade mark) and having his hands removed as well, Hyness is also a lot weaker than he used to be. But he has experience on his side, and quickly adjusts by using the magic stored in his cape (basically, what I was foreshadowing back when I drew this). Together he and Marx make a fairly powerful team, forcing their way into the facility where GK is being stored, and setting him free to unleash his wrath.

^This is a decision Magolor would probably take issue with, if he were present to give his opinion on it-- he’d be against triggering GK into a psychotic break just to create a diversion, knowing all that death and destruction would weigh heavily on his conscience afterwards. But Marx, being in a desperate and angry place, doesn’t care, and figures potentially scarring his little brother is a small price to pay to get their family back together.

And while Galacta Knight is out acting as a weapon of mass destruction, Marx and Hyness manage to find and release Morpho Knight as well. Morpho has very nearly reverted back to the unresponsive energy blob that he was when Magolor first found him…but he’s at least conscious enough to follow his brothers around and help protect them occasionally. Marx leaves him with GK and follows Hyness to Magolor’s location, deep within Dream Alliance HQ.

How things go from there is a little more nebulous…I think it would probably start out as a stealth mission, which would take an unfortunately bloody turn before Magolor is finally found and revived. I think Morpho and Galacta would eventually catch up with them there and make things even bloodier. ^^; I think Susie would get into a big ‘tech vs. magic’ fight with Division Six that’s honestly been a long time coming. And I think Magolor, despite having just been awakened from a years-long medically-induced coma, would be forced to take point as the most powerful mage left in the group, and do something drastic just to put an end to the conflict and get everyone out of there. 

The aftermath would be bittersweet, and a bit ironic-- essentially, Magolor would be forced to go back to living in a secret society cut off from the rest of the world. He’d be reunited with everyone he cares about, including the father he once thought he might never see again, but he’d still have to live with the fact that the world he risked his life to save ultimately rejected him…and after all the atrocities his family committed just to get him back, the world is probably now convinced that its fears were justified. The damage is done, and irreversible…after all the effort he put in to become a hero, his short-lived dream is already dead and gone. I honestly don’t know what he would want to do with his life after that…

…Anyway, if you made it all the way here, thanks for reading~

#Oddly enough Magolor’s ‘angels’ start to look more like demons when they’ve been abused and neglected #symbolism at work~ #kirby #gijinka #au #dream alliance #marx #hyness #magolor #galacta knight #morpho knight

[darlin-djarin]

i should sleep but i need to talk about the skywalker family and their chromosomes

it starts out a little silly but i promise i get deadass once i start talking about luke and how he was born.

now, it all starts with anakin.

anakin had no father, his mother birthed him like he was jesus (jesus intersex representation?? 😨 that’s another story) and she could only give him X chromosomes. that means either anakin didn’t have chromosomes, he had two X chromosomes, or he had just one X chromosome. considering his mother birthing him and his fatherlessness (loser), it’s most likely that he had a single X chromosome. therefore he was intersex.

now he probably still had cock and balls (derogatory), otherwise he couldn’t have had kids with padme. if the jedi order had a sex ed class (they probably did tbh), then anakin would probably know or realize that he only had one X chromosome, and therefore he realized he’s intersex.

as much as i love the idea of non-binary anakin- let’s be real guys. anakin would be those types of dudes who, when asked what their pronouns are, would answer with “nor/mal”. people would mention his beauty or his feminine demeanor and he’d be like “i’m not gay”. or something like that. i’m projecting my homophobic brother’s personality onto him. they’re very similar and i’m not particularly fond of either of them. at least, not anakin in the prequel movies.

my big boy chad master anakin in the clone wars had ultimate lightskin rizz.

anyway so onto luke.

it gets serious here.

since anakin only had one X chromosome, and padme had XX, then both of them contributed an X chromosome to their children. they literally couldn’t be able to make a biological male child. if they did end up having a male child, they would either have to be also intersex, or trans.

leia and luke were both born with XX chromosomes.

“but olly! in the movies, they said luke was a boy when he was born!” ah wonderful observation, my silly little padawan.

obviously star wars “humans” aren’t clearly “humans”, rather aliens as well. so likely their biology might differ from irl. but if we were to ignore that and consider all the possibilities, we could come up with a logical explanation.

obviously the technology in the star wars universe is very advanced, at least more advanced than the options we have available. i think the topic of gender and sexuality isn’t even a real thing in the universe. gender is a social construct, right? and clearly with the different aliens, races, and religions in the universe, the discussion of what “gender” is wouldn’t technically apply anywhere because gender isn’t real.

back to the technology part- i’d like to think the universe at that time would be able to find out a child’s “gender” or orientation by examining their brain when they are born. according to this study by Dr. Julie Bakker in how trans peoples brains correspond with the gender they identify as, regardless of how they were born, it can be understood that even from a young age, trans people think and process the same way cis people would within their respective identity/gender.

i think it would make the most sense that when luke and leia were born, they were given brain scans or something of the sort to determine what their gender/identity would be, regardless of how they were biologically born.

therefore we get luke’s “gender reveal” in the movies, even though he was likely born as a biological female.

basically trans luke is canon, y’all are just cowards.

so the whole skywalker family only have X chromosomes. until we get to ben solo. because of Han’s Y chromosome, ben would’ve been born as a cis male (derogatory).

that’s why he became evil. it’s bc his whole family is trans and he was kicked out for being cis.

hope this made sense

#ty lio for endorsing my silliness and goofiness #i’m dead serious about this tho #star wars #star wars headcanons #would this be a headcanon?? if it’s technically true? #star wars shitpost #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #leia organa #padme amidala #han solo #ben solo #kylo ren #trans luke skywalker #anakin skywalker is intersex you can’t change my mind #keeping up with the skywalkers #shmi skywalker #extra virgin olive oil #oil.

[anonymous-dentist]

Hallo AD!

The inaccessibility of fics on Twitter (using a throwaway account over there) has been so frustrating, for me at least.. There's so many that I'd LOVE to read but without knowing Spanish or Portuguese it feels almost impossible. I'm so okay with using translators to read fics but can't even do that without basically writing down the entire fic myself first (with a German keyboard as well lol).

ANYWAY I'm an avid reader and just want to thank anybody who makes their creative works more accessible! Your writing especially is really pleasant to read qwq Have a great day <3

I use translators to read a bunch of thread fics, and a lot of them are really good! But also. For me to translate the fics from Spanish/Portuguese, I have to download each individual png and plug that into a translator because I can’t highlight or copy-paste the text like I could on ao3.

Same problem as on wattpad tbh, but with twitter it’s especially frustrating because visually impaired people can’t use screen readers with pngs of words. That isn’t how screen readers work, they need words so they can read the words to you. That’s why there’s an alt text option for photos on a lot of websites, to describe the pictures so visually impaired people can ‘see’ what’s on the screen.

So, not only are people alienating a potential international audience, they’re also alienating a significant chunk of people just because of the whole PNG Fic Thing. It’s super frustrating!! Visually impaired people deserve to be able to read these incredible fics, too!

#asks! #anon!

[daughterthethird]

OKOK HALLOO!! <33 sry this is a bit late i had to go out

How do we think,, mango would look as,, a warrior cat,, 🐈

A lot of their info is in the ref sheet, and idk what else to say other than they’re a bit cuckoo tbh ☹️☹️ and they’re based on a Great Potoo! Mostly js with the smile tho </33 my other ask probs had more on it i just forgot what i put lmaoo mbmb but tysm for the offer!! Have a great day <33

WEIRD LITTLE FREAKS IN YOUR AREA‼️‼️‼️

Warrior-fication under the cut:

“Potoo” is a rogue “cat” that wanders the clan territories and sometimes make patrols really fucking scared when they catch a glimpse of them, considering how elusive they are. You could SWEAR someone was there but when you go back to check theres just. nothing. nothing but a faint unnatural, alien, scent that lingers. Spooky! They’re basically the local Clan Cryptid™ that queens would use to scare their kits into not leaving the camp LMAO. Wether or not they’re actually real is up for debate among the clan cats.

#(ok theyre not little at all thats a very TALL guy but whatevs 👊💥) #i read thru mango’s info and had to twist a lil bit of stuff there cause. IT WOULD SUCK IF THE WARRIOR CATS UNIVERSE EXPLODED!!!!! ☹️☹️ #so yea mango just leaves a kitty copy of themselves universe-destruction free 👍 #<- buttttt… i DID change the eyes tho sorry abt that 😞 I JUST CANT SEEM TO MAKE IT WORK W THE DESIGN I HAV EIN MIND 💔💔💔 #so *scratches head* uhm. yea thats all hehe (DONT ASK ME ABOUT THE DRABBLE WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT AGAAGHGGHHH) #and i hope YOU have a great day as well!!! ;3c 💕💕💕 #warrior cats #warrior cats oc

[pollenallergie]

i feel like billy is a huge studio ghibli fan (it’s comforting) and so he’d want to go as sophie and howl 🥺 if not that, definitely something else very sweet because he doesn’t want you to feel objectified, unless you two are alone of course. maybe you would have a couple’s costume and then surprise him later with a sexy costume (maybe jessica rabbit or morticia addams? idk, just something with a powerful and sultry woman)

sent in response to this post

no because you’re so right!!!! he’s a massive studio ghibli fan!!! he loves the animation style and beautiful storytelling!!!!!! he has all the lil funko pops and movie posters!!!!!!!

he’d definitely want to go as sophie and howl or!!!! or!!! hear me out!!!! dad!billy knight would want to go as fujimoto and granmamare because that’s literally how he views your relationship!!!! he thinks he’s just some guy, and he thinks you’re a literal goddess!!! (you disagree, obviously, because billy’s so fucking amazing!! but also granmamare is such a beautiful character that you literally can’t pass up the opportunity to dress up as her for halloween)!! also, he’d want to go as fujimoto and granmamare because then you can dress your daughter up as ponyo!!! it’s literally the perfect family costume!!!

if we’re not talking about dad!billy knight, then i think he’d want to go as sophie and howl because they’re the best studio ghibli couple (disagree? go argue with the wall) or he’d want to go as gina and porco rosso that way you have the opportunity to dress a lil more sexy (if you want to), but also because of how gina dresses, you aren’t forced to dress sexy because you can just as easily portray the character without being sexy!!! so basically, it’s a couple’s costume where you have the opportunity to dress sexily if you want to, but also aren’t forced to dress sexily if you don’t want to (which is literally the perfect scenario in billy’s eyes because, as you said, he’d never want to pressure you!!!).

if gina and porco rosso aren’t your thing, then he’d also be totally down to go as something classic like sally and jack skellington or gomez and morticia addams or…. tbh i think billy probably loves horror movies but only the really, really good ones like Get Out, X, Pearl, A Quiet Place, and The Crow, as well as the classics like Jaws, Alien, Psycho, etc. so, he’d be sooo willing to go as eric and shelley from The Crow or pearl and howard from Pearl and/or X (maybe one night you’d go out as young pearl and young howard from Pearl and the next you’d go out as old pearl and old howard from X???)!!

as for surprising him with a super sexy, sultry costume when the two of you are home alone…. his sexual awakening happened at the hands of princess kidagakash ‘kida’ nedakh from atlantis: the lost empire and the human version of babette (aka fifi aka plumette) from beauty and the beast… so either of those will have him eating out of the palm of your hand (as if he isn’t already).

tbh he’d be honoured to be the milo to your kida or the lumiere to your babette/fifi/plumette if you wanted to wear either of those costumes in public too…

#ask and i shall reply #lovely anon <3 #lovely anons <3 #billy knight strike #billy knight x reader #billy knight #finally got around to answering this ask… just in time for halloween!!!

[ssaalexblake]

@sapphichymns 

It makes sense and I agree tbh, people are hanging onto how Cool Gallifrey is with its houses, and how you can live basically forever and travel through time and have all this awesome technology but actively don’t Want to see that it’s the proverbial rotten apple in a cartoon. It looks So good until you take a bite out of it and it’s rotten and filled with worms. 

Feel like it should also be said that the gallifrey british empire metaphor ALSO takes the rotten to the core class system in the uk and makes it even More explicitly awful (as opposed to generational inherited power where the same families have the same political sway and power hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years down the line with no sign of it ever stopping, it’s literally just the same people who don’t die. Permanent stagnation. No progress.) and you only really get to see the aristocrats and royalty in dw (save for our plucky hero, i guess) and it taps into that specific class envy. The kind where people hate the aristocratic system only bc they’re not at the top of the pile, Not because of any moral objections to it. Jealousy, not opposition. 

To them it’s that, if you’re a time lord, not only are you a cool alien who can travel through time, you have pseudo generational wealth and power to go with it! How COOL.  

People still don’t wanna admit that these scummy aristocratic monsters are bad in real life, it’s not surprising slightly metaphorical but “cooler” versions of them aren’t hated. 

Gallifrey is the british class system on crack in the worst way possible. Your superiority for being Upper Class is now Literally Genetic on Gallifrey. 

I cannot read anything about the place without immediately clocking it as a nightmare to the point I can’t fathom an escapist fantasy of wanting to be a part of this. This was before the whole timeless child thing. Now it’s just... wow. 

I mean, I’m not Surprised, because i remember everybody saying how cool it’d be to compete in the hunger games and i think that’s a worse fandom thing to be aspiring to, but I guess in that weird little fantasy they’re not actively wishing to be the evil people??? i guess? Fucked up anyway.  

(also, I don’t actually think the show has been bad at portraying Gallifrey as bad? Like, yeah sure the doctor goes all nostalgia glasses sometimes but Only when they cannot go there which says things. And generally speaking they’re being nostalgic about local wildlife and flora, not, you know, the society. And strictly speaking, when actual time lords Do show up they’re usually doing something awful. So they don’t often say ‘wow these guys suck’ but it’s generally obvious.)

Really, I think the bottom line is people see the concept of being a time lord as some escapist fantasy of coolness where you’re some kind of hero, both missing that A) if you’re not earth level aristocracy you’re the poor people they oppress and B) that the only actual ‘cool’ time lord is the one who is objectively a moron whom did a runner from said society. And that doing that runner is what started their journey into the realms of ‘good person’ and that they’re hated en masse for it back home. 

can’t acknowledge that gallifrey is just a monstrously evil fascist space state with nothing but a good PR (propaganda) team if you wanna be part of it i guess 

#sapphichymns #dw shit #dw meta #it's an empire guys empires are always bad lol

[coolattasclown]

hey ummmmore olmi :] some little details about them and kindlings in general ! most of this stuff is things i already had for kindlings but have adapted for marble sky and olmi.

Fire is very symbolic for them (theyre called kindlings… its in the name…. theyre simply firestarters) so a lot of them will carry lighters or matches or lanterns to keep a flame around. Kindlings, like humans, are very scared of the dark. To the point where, in many towns, its common practice to keep a fire burning in their bedroom (ofc with the power of artificial light they can have funny fires without burning down their cities :))

Kindlings are typically born as fraternal twins, but Olmi’s twin never hatched. They do have 2 siblings that were born before them, but theyve always felt a little weird about being alone. thats why they volunteer to go to space and investigate some old ruins orbiting their planet.

Ok. important lore time. the kindling’s planet used to be inhabited by an older civilization that created gateways across their galaxy along with other technology that. basically forms a bubble around the solar system to hide it. were these people hiding from the spiky marble sky guys? someone else? who knows! The kindlings have been investigating these ruins and have recently have found out about gateways scattered across their solar system. But when Olmi travels thru one of these gateways he ends up outside their system and. their system is gone. They can’t find it. and the sky is full of white dots they’ve never seen before.

the kindling’s planet has about like. 1.5x more oxygen than earth, so when Olmi is captured by the aliens they find it hard to stay awake. Kindlings also talk/breathe with those two little triangles on the side of their chest, and can’t make some sounds that humans and aliens can. Sculptor fixed this . everyone say thank u sculptorrr!!

ok finally, Olmi is kept around because the aliens reeeally would like to find wherever their solar system is. Olmi would too tbh. and its kind of entertaining to watch something so small fight disruptive and dangerous creatures. So they’re. entertainment. plus tasty meals after winning YAYYYY

#cool clown posting #marble sky #marble sky oc #This is just so many thoughts #all tossed into one #and thats so silly and fun tbh!!!! #Kindling Olmi

[unfortunatewoes]

Oooh some alien designs.

I have their anatomy and all the science stuff almost figured out but it really doesn’t matter, my brain just needs it to exist or else I’ll go crazy.

Male and females look nearly identical, however only men are bald, and women can grow a feathery type of hair on their head, as well as men having 6 eyes and women having 4.

Ear shape is also different, men’s go directly up and women’s go to the side and down.

Species is called Gigi, a fish and bird type of descendant, breathing through nose and out through a gill like muscle on the area where a human rib cage would be.

They are amphibians.

I don’t have the hands detailed I’m the picture but they’re basically just gilled hands.

They also have 4 arms, and can be both bipedal and quadrupedal, it just depends on wear in the world they were born.

They have abnormally long necks too… (sadly not very shown in the drawing bc I forgor)

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This design has been being changed since these creatures existed in my brain. Believe it or not it stemmed from a semi popular meme lol.

But it’s VERY deviated from the meme (no it’s not the avatar meme it doesn’t have anything to do with avatar)

I’ll just say it, it’s the stonks dude (meme man)

That’s why their supposed to have long necks.

There are different colors of Gigi’s also but I’ll work on that later

Yah so these are for my original story that I haven’t started yet tbh only some things have been worked out

K bye I’m tired

I’ll prob recolor this image bc it looks pretty bad lol

#art woes #my art #digital art #sketch #woessketch #artists on tumblr #alien oc #woesgigis #original story #original species

[daisychainsandbowties]

ummmm thoughts on x files warrior nun au?

(i have an ask buried down here in which someone else has a MUCH better idea than this & i’ll throw that out in a sec but for my 2 cents)

i think it’s obvious that nobody on planet earth or beyond has quite as much Mulder energy as Ava fucking Silva

i’ve always figured Ava would be a space nerd but also specifically into cryptozoology and astrobiology as like… interesting thought experiments & also just annoying the nuns with ‘yeah so personally i think jesus christ was a space alien.’

grown-up Ava crammed into a filing-cabinet-sized room at where the FBI live (i’m european) & like… she has a parking space but has never heard of business casual. rolls up to the office with starbucks wearing a shirt that says ‘i was abducted by aliens and all i got was [redacted]’. they call her Spooky Silva (😌 yes like spooky mulder it fits her better honestly) she spends all day reading old casefiles and snacking on pistachios.

BUT listen before we move on to the Scully of it all there’s Lilith. i think we can all agree this is a prime opportunity for my favourite dish which is ‘established avalil.’ 👀

picture Ava crammed in her tiny office but with Lilith (aka ‘the she-devil’) Villaumbrosia. they’re both the laughing-stock of the FBI (their nicknames make them sound like a band lmao if’s Spooky Silva and The She-Devil)

but while Ava is the one who responds to ‘you’re the worst agent i’ve ever heard of’ with *sips drink* ‘but you HAVE heard of me’, Lilith will literally just go and key your car in full view of the security cameras. together they’re a huge embarassment but also occasionally they crack cases that nobody else can (ava: ‘it’s called having an open mind’) so they’re grudgingly tolerated. deeply homerotic work-wives.

and in comes beatrice. physics-major-turned-MD, sent to topple the disaster avalil jenga tower. she’s got the MOST scully vibes tbh. that wry humour & also the dose of suspicion/🙄 that scully brings to the table. bewildered by ava & weird with lilith. like just picture the three of them on road trips. lilith who hates all music and ava who likes all music and bea sitting through the fourth consecutive argument about where they should stop for lunch. but like… she grows to love them. literally can’t help herself. the intimacy of that scene from the antarctic episode where scully takes her shirt off so mulder can check if she’s got the Ice Virus 🫠 but with all three of them. crying just contemplating

this leading into the Scully-brand ‘yes i will hold a government official at gunpoint because they kidnapped ava’. the ‘i live and die for you (two)’ of the mulder/scully whatever-the-fuck. the season 2 mutual pining of it all.

Ava pointing to her ‘the truth is out there’ poster and pretending it automatically wins every argument. honesly bea as a trained medical doctor 😳 the potential for a good old ‘one character bleeding everywhere & one freaking out & the other like Trying not to also freak out bc goddamn it kirk i’m genuinely a doctor.’

but YES basically 🥰 a million and one hearts and kisses to the x files au

#wn x files au #me @ everything: hmm what if it was about ava x lilith x beatrice? #me realising my obsession with mulder and with ava forms a Pattern #idk send me a prompt and mayhaps i will write something for this #anon

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

i am now obsessed with the idea of cringefailure bisexual disaster poly couple brad and janet raising their kid (who’s technically actually the kid of the guy who served cunt awakened their bisexuality and then died and therefore an alien) actually like. they’re basically denton's local addams family but queerer in my head. this is canon to me. it’s by far the funniest idea to what happened after rocky horror tbh.

#Brad and Janet also just awaken everyone’s bisexuality they learnt from the best #They’re still very cringefail though #that’s part of being Brad and Janet it’s their charm #it's the seventies so like. they’re much better parents than everyone else at least #rocky horror picture show

[the-phantom-otaku]

What if Albedo had ultimate baby chills and what would Ben's reaction when he found about Albedo's babies also How would Rook interact with the baby chills?

I've thought of this before, and I really like the concept. I don't necessarily think they'd be ultimate versions since that's like a temporary upgrade that Albedo can only access when he has an Omnitrix. But Ig it doesn't really matter much. You could envision them as normal or ultimate Necrofriggians.

I actually thought up a scenario on how this would go. Basically, Albedo's imprisoned in the Plumber Base and he begins to act strangely. Those who check on prisoners note that sometimes he changes into his Necrofriggian form and stays that way for an extended period, all the while being more aggressive and demanding to be let out. When he transforms back, he doesn't seem to recall what happened. This behavior is a bit troubling and they're planning to bring Azmuth down to Earth to look into the problem, but Albedo miraculously escapes before then. They basically thought that was impossible given that the door to his cell is the most reinforced.

Anyway, Ben and Rook are put on the case immediately. They follow him, just missing him a few times, until they eventually corner him in the outskirts of town. Ben had taken notice of the strange places Albedo had hit up. They were all places related to the production of metal. That combined with Albedo only being in his Necrofriggian form, he's already got some idea of what’s going on. His suspicions are confirmed when they find Albedo. He's just turned back and is confused as all hell as to how he got there or why there’s an assortment of metal lying around the area. He sees Ben and Rook and asks them what’s going on, taking note of how smug Ben looks (he’s never going to know something that Albedo doesn’t, so he’s gonna revel in it). Ben then fills him in on what’s going on, shocking his enemy. After thinking about it for a moment, he realizes that Ben is correct, though he doesn’t have a clue how Ben of all people knows this very specific information. After that, they take him back to Plumber Base and fill Grandpa Max in on everything, prompting them to make the necessary accommodations until everything’s over. 

Tbh knowing Ben, he’d probably take the opportunity to make fun of Albedo despite knowing what it feels like. But in the context outside of my little story, I think he’d be shocked at first then quickly realized that it’s not all that shocking considering it happened to him as well. Of course it would happen to the villain who has the same abilities and aliens as him. And if they were ultimates, then his shock would be understandable. Also, a little thing I’m throwing in here: Albedo’s Little Chills inherited his hatred of Ben so they do not get along with him. 

And how would Rook interact with the Little Chills? I love to think that Rook is quite fond of kids. He has so many little siblings after all and a lot of the time, older siblings act as caretakers, too. As a result, he’d used to dealing with kids and even enjoys it. That would definitely carry over to the Little Chills even tho they’re an entirely different species. Past that, I don’t think I’ve thought on it a lot. I think he’d be protective of them from any threats and would enjoy seeing them, but I think that’s about all I got on that, at least for now. If I happen to think of anything, I’ll be sure to post the idea here tho.

And I think that’s it for this one! Sorry about the excessive babbling lmao.

#ben 10 series #ben 10 #ben tennyson #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 uaf #big chill #little chills #necrofriggian #big chill's offspring #albedo #answered asks #asks open #ask away! #ask me things #ask

[being-of-rain]

Some thoughts on my Classic Who watchthrough, the second half of season 21. I’ve got really behind on these thoughts, whoops. I’m still hoping to get through them all before the end of the year!

First of all, before I forget- why on Earth does the cover of the Planet of Fire DVD have the random heat suit right in the middle, but no Turlough on it anywhere??? Bizarre. You know I love the glimpses of genuine drama and character depth in this show, so I adore Turlough in his final story. The way he keeps secrets and sabotages the Tardis at the start, it’s just like old times. It’s so much more impactful because we’ve seen him grow and change, so reverting back like this feels like something big. Then the way he and the Doctor’s friendship is pushed close to breaking point is great to watch, when they’re forced into a situation where the Master turns up and lives are hanging in the balance, and the Doctor tells Turlough “if you're holding back anything that will aid the Master, our friendship is at an end.” This is a real soap opera for Turlough, I didn’t realise this was such a family drama. And then at the end he makes a choice to face his past! It’s just so good. Every day I pray that Doctor Who gets a bit more experimental with its companions so we get more character journeys like Turlough’s. Oh, and he goes to save Peri’s life while he’s busy with his own stuff too, good on you Turlough. Peri has a pretty strong start! Like a lot of companions, she feels like she gets a bit more generic as her time in the Tardis goes on, but her first story paints an interesting picture. I have to say I agree with her step-father that her plan to join a bunch of strangers for international travel at such a young age was a bad idea... though I guess that’s more or less what she ends up doing in the Tardis anyway. Though to be fair I thought she adapted to it very quickly- One of the first things she does when waking up to find herself on her first alien planet is to find a way to fend off the Master by threatening a Tardis component he needs and fight his control of Kamelion. Her accent is very much under development though huh. Isn’t the story that Nicola Bryant tricked the BBC into thinking she was actually American? How. I’m a big Dr Who fan who’s been binging through this series at break-neck speed, and even I forgot that Kamelion was onboard the Tardis by the start of this story. I can only wonder if casual viewers at the time remembered him at all, like a year after he was last mentioned, especially when his reintroduction here was so sudden. Maybe he was a massive pest of a roommate though, judging by how much satisfaction Turlough takes in disabling him with a vindictive “you’re finished Kamelion!” The Master reminded me of a wild west preacher in this one. I don’t remember seeing much of this story as a kid, except for the one cliffhanger when Peri opened the box in the Master’s Tardis to find the Master was shrunken inside. Iconic. Also, I know the set for the Master’s Tardis is basically always the Doctor’s Tardis with a black makeover, but the implication here is that he modified his central console to look the way the Doctor had modified his to in The Five Doctors, which is hilarious. Finally, the Doctor really says that he’s going to change his ways after Tegan leaves, then the next story kills Kamelion and the Master pretty easily huh. Damn dude. He also gets to say “obey me” at one point when trying to control Kamelion, which felt so weird but fit with the idea of a darker series.

I didn’t have a lot of notes written for The Caves of Androzani, probably because I’ve seen it many times before. Though this is somehow the first time I’ve noticed the way Peri’s accent slips in it. I know it’s a really solid story, but tbh the serial isn’t going to make a list of favourites for me. Bleak stories with basically no likable characters just aren’t really my thing. My favourite bit is naturally the part three cliffhanger. What a phenomenal moment. Maybe it’s because of how grounded and well made the rest of it is, but the Cave Beast really does stand out as particularly fake-looking. But I also thought that about the Myrka in Warriors of the Deep. Surely two of the least convincing monsters in Classic Who? I can suspend my disbelief pretty easily for most of the things in this show but I struggle with them.

One of the only things I really knew about The Twin Dilemma going in was that it was rated the worst Doctor Who story a few times in DWM polls, so I was interested to see what I’d think of it. And now that I have, honestly I feel like I’ve seen worse? Maybe it’s because I’ve absorbed a Lot of Who EU content, and that really raises the bar for what could be considered the worst Doctor Who story. Plus I didn’t really find it boring, which is a crime many other stories commit, but perhaps that’s just because this is the first time I was watching it. I think ultimately a lot of the story’s bad reputation comes from the Doctor’s madness ...which is fair. I think the show doing something different with the Doctor was a very good decision, especially after the Fifth Doctor, and I like how Six explicitly references in the story that his personality is a reaction to Five. And that sort of thing can be done very well, as shown by the Twelfth Doctor. But I think the show made a few big mistakes with Six (and I’ll always say that none of them were Colin Baker’s fault, who was clearly very talented and did the best he could with the scripts he was given). All the mistakes basically come down to the story not really making clear what Six’s personality actually is. The biggest crime of the story is his bouts of madness, like (infamously) strangling Peri, which don’t actually reflect nothing about the character, and don’t mean anything in the story at all. They’re just things that happen... for shock value I guess? Compare to Twelve in Deep Breath, whose extreme moments like leaving Clara without the sonic and taking a coat from a homeless man still felt tied to the character’s newly prickly pragmatism. At the end of Twin Dilemma the Doctor announces that he’s “fully stabilised,” but that doesn’t make a great character introduction when it doesn’t make very clear which extreme bits of his character are staying and which are just going to be ignored with no consequences. Then there’s two things that make the mess worse: firstly, they end the series like that. Maybe they thought that would make people curious about the next series, but personally I think showing the main character at his most unlikable then telling people to come back next time for more of it is a bizarre choice (Again, Twelve’s Deep Breath was better for being at the start of the series, and letting the audience explore the character further soon after.) Secondly, the next season clearly doesn’t have a strong idea of the character, because despite announcing him to be stablisied, Peri goes on to say that he’s still unstable quite a lot next season, and he definitely keeps a lot of his unlikable qualities. In short, in order to make an ‘unlikable Doctor’ work, the Dr Who writers needed a strong idea of what they were going to do with him, and they simply did not.

Anything about the rest of the story? The Doctor being mean meant that the times he had sweet moments with Peri and Azmael stand out. Him saying “brave heart Tegan,” was sweet as well, and so was Peri smiling at the end when he announced “I am the Doctor whether you like it or not.” Tbh one of the things that seemed the most out-of-character to me was when the Doctor calls the Tardis hideous! I bet he felt awful about that later. Something I didn’t like about the story was the way it used the word “alien” all the time as if it made sense to use when the main character is a different species, and sometimes as if the word meant ‘enemy.’ Very bad vibes! I hate it. Something I did like in the story was how Peri could still be very competent even though she was overwhelmed by the Doctor’s changes. One of my favourite moments in the story is when she teleports into the Tardis, a policeman in there points a gun at her and tells her to stop, and she just ignores him because she’s got more important things to deal with like worrying about the Doctor. Amazing. So yeah, that’s the end of Five and the start of Six. Close to the end now!

#my thoughts #five #turlough #master #kamelion #peri #six

[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches ds9: move along home

i am told this episode sucks but i’m watching it anyway

looking snappy sisko

“since when are you interested in bajoran girls” he’s, what, 14? 15? this cannot be a surprise

jake you should not trust the ferengi on women

ooh new aliens time

julian bashir the adhd icon that you are

hello wadi!

imagine making first contact and your first priority is going to an alien bar and playing alien games

ah yes, strange alien items

ahem, klon peags

ooh shiny things

they’re very good at dabo

sisko, c’mon, you can’t blame everything on nog

uh oh, the aliens caught quark cheating

that’s probably not good for first contact

ah yes, weird alien game

oh yeah my dm said it was like jumanji

title drop!

julian i am pretty sure you are the only person who screams to get out of nightmares. i’ve never heard of anyone doing that.

“this is not what i signed up for” well it’s what’s happening kira, i don’t think anyone signs up to get sucked into a game

oh, primmin’s still here

oh i’ve seen gifs of this bit!

they have hopscotch in the gamma quadrant ig

ALLAMARAINE COUNT TO FOUR ALLAMARAINE THEN THREE MORE ALLAMARAINE IF YOU CAN SEE ALLAMARAINE YOU’LL COME WITH ME

quark has realized he’s playing jumanji

kira i don’t think you’re playing the game right

maybe the drinks are the antidote to whatever’s in the air

I WAS RIGHT

I wonder what the short path would have been

lot of d4s here

idk what those floating things are but they are probably evil

ok well obviously julian is fine but i do wonder where he just got sent

aww quark cares about the others

not sure if i trust that voice. are we sure it’s julian

it is not!

“if you were hurt, i’d leave you behind” somehow i doubt that, jadzia

ok so basically there was a complete and total failure to explain even the most simple of rules

even though quark started this by cheating this still feels like disproportionate retribution

this episode wasn’t THAT bad tbh. idk why it’s seen as notably awful

#liveblogging #star trek liveblog #deep space 9 #deep space 9 liveblog #ds9 liveblog #deep space nine liveblog #deep space nine