#they killed the twitter bird

[beluharts]

BOO i'm a platform rebrand

did i scare you? 😭😭

they killed the twitter bird for this

its so bad why

#they killed the twitter bird #they killed them #twitter dying #fuck elon musk #elon muskrat #it upsets me to call him a rat since i am also a rat but fuck elon muskrat #twitter implosion #just go elsewhere god damn #fuck elongated muskrat #boycott twitter #or is it X now #elon musk #elongated muskrat #twatter #fuck this #i hate it there #i hate this change so much #fuck twitter #this is different from my normal posts because gawd damn fuck elon muskrat

[poststealer]

some tips for working out your brain

hydrate it by drinking lots of water/water based liquids. if you are someone who cant stand drinking still/unflavored water, thats fine! dont believe the lie that "drinking juice/soda/other non water drink is worse than not drinking anything", the only drink that will actively dehydrate you is alcohol. its better to drink water, but drink what you can drink, your body will get the liquid from it either way

eat foods high in antioxidants; dark chocolate and blueberries and walnuts and salmon are common ones but there are many many others

play little brain games on your phone; wordconnect, water sort puzzle, i love hue, etc. anything that makes you think!

read books. It’s simple but necessary. join a book club (in person or online), read with a friend, post about the book in its fandom tags etc, so you can have discussions about it after. reading fanfic counts too! if you have trouble reading, try finding audiobooks online or finding a text to speech program that will read the books to you. this will improve your reading and media comprehension.

do puzzles - it doesnt have to be sudoku; you can play rhythm games like project sekai or piano tiles on mobile and OSU! or geometry dash on the computer, you can play tetris or pac man, you can do an actual physical puzzle on your coffee table, etc. anything that makes you think and use strategy is a puzzle, and theres a puzzle out there for everyone!

learn a new dance - even a tiktok trend dance. learning new dance moves are proven to strengthen synapses

go bird watching, foraging, hiking, anything outdoors that requires you to explore pattern recognition and visual searching. even if you're just identifying bugs and flowers in your back yard!

watch a movie with the intent of analysis. this is best done with a cinephile friend. talk about tropes and symbolism and character growth

cross stitch, knit, sew, or do anything that gets your hands moving and your brain thinking. if you don't have the dexterity for sewing you can also draw or paint, do coloring or color-by-number pages, connect-the-dots, gem painting, etc.

play or learn an instrument! if you don't have access to a physical instrument, try recreating songs you like (or make your own songs!) in a digital music program, like beepbox

develop a consistent sleep schedule, or as close to consistent as you can get

when eating, try to identify the ingredients and individual flavors you’re perceiving. pretend you're a wine sommelier, or that ice cream taster guy

i hope this helps you take care of your brain 💖

#colored text is applied to make this easier for certain people to read. i apologize if its harder to read for others #the person who added that list to the original post was a terf #and some of the tips werent very accessible for some people #so i killed 2 birds with 1 stone here and gave this post my own flair while also stealing it from a terf #inb4 someone calls this ''ableist'' because they havent worked out their brain lately and their reading comprehension is piss on the poor #i also wasnt able to add alt text to the image so if someone can write an image id #ill edit the post and add it in the alt text #normally i would find the original tweet and copy+paste the original text but oop deleted their twitter

[echoing-chaos]

Way too much fanart of Undertale Yellow

#my art #art #undertale #undertale yellow #fanart #I swear to god I am going to kill that stupid twitter bird wanna be #she is so fucking annoying #just let me commit genocide you moron

[queerism1969]

#fuck the police #police brutality #abolish the police #police state #police #protests #rights #reform #legislation #left #cops #corrupt cops #fuck cops #killing #arrested #charged #twitter #tweety bird #twitter memes #beyoncescock #funny tweets #viral tweet

[iconsfinder]

#diego calva #diego calva icons #icons diego calva #diego icons #boys #boys icons #male icons #twitter stuff #twitter icons #icons #babylon #manny torres #midnight family #bird box #narcos #los hermonos vencidos #colozio #city of dreams #killing castro

[amalgamationink]

NAPOWRIMO24 #15: Occultation

#prompt: become inspired by the stamps collected on the stampbot twitter. #so i also needed to write a poem for class that was technically overdue (i have been neglecting my academic prompts for napowrimo ones) #and this week we were assigned to write NATURE POEMS. which i was not a fan of as i am an indoors person lmao #anyway i wanted to write about the eclipse and so i scoured the stampsbot twitter til i found an eclipse stamp. #obeying the letter of the law if not the spirit... but hey killing two birds with one stone! #anyway fuck yeah everyone else wrote about the eclipse a week ago when it happened but here i am a week late w/ dunkin' :) #i don't even really like this piece but gahhh i am really not a nature poetry guy okay. and there were limits with the class prompt- #that i didn't even TELL y'all about. i was supposed to LIMIT METAPHORS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DID TO ME #anyway whatever it's a poem i wrote it today it counts #napowrimo 2024 #napowrimo #spilled ink #poetry on tumblr #poets on tumblr #poems on tumblr #great north american eclipse #solar eclipse 2024 #solar eclipse #poetry #poem #writeblr #damien.txt #img desc in alt text

[tinkkles]

People who tweet about destiny 2 should pokemon go to the polls actually like please care about anything real

#IS THIS THE END FOR BUMGY?? SLIPPERY SLOPE. .... ... NO META... .. .. WHAT CAN BUNGO DO TO MAKE ME BELIEVE IN THEM 🤔🤔🤔 #girl just stop playing i s2g #idk im sick of opening twitter and seeing 50 trans people fighting for their lives in states that want to kill them and one guy thats like. #sbmm is the worst thing that ever happened to me bungie ruined my marriage. or some shit #bird app bad

[nebulotl]

twitter

ok so the bird is still taking a massive ass shit

I can actually see other people’s tweets but on the website version I am unable to like/bookmark a tweet, and while I can like tweets on the app (bookmarks don’t work) I can’t send a tweet on either version, and that includes replies

#twitter is dying #fuck that bird #elon musk should kill himself #still no idea how to use tumblr lmao

[acerikus]

This sounds like a villain speech from like. A super pathetic third rate cartoon villain lmao

#he's gonna kill all the birds for some reason 😱 #seriously though what the fuck is he up to now #killing twitter even harder ig #dude you could've just made an app instead of buying and replacing another 🤨 he definitely just wanted twitter gone lol

[keeterz]

Welp Twitter might actually be exploding for real :/

Sigh

what's up Tumblr gang

Time to start over orz

#twitter #the idiot billionaire did it #he finally made a change that will ACTUALLY actively kill the bird app #this is fucking terrible for artists :/ #I just want to use Twitter to post my art and network is that too much to ask? -_-

[wren-der]

Twitter makes 89% of its revenue off advertising.

Want to hurt them? but still use twitter.

Block every advertisement that shows up on your Twitter feed.

I haven't seen an ad in a year or so.

Also use Firefox to keep your data from being tracked and sold.

#Twitter #Elon Musk #Kill the bird

[omi-papus]

I know theres the whole thing about twitter imploding but I have an account there, and it keeps ocurring to me that when I was really active on twitter, I never did anything other than post. I barely if ever scrolled. And the thing is that I will literally go in for SECONDS and instantly Im hit with the worst fucking vibes imaginable from SOMBODY. Like it dosent matter how much effort you put into only following nice fun accounts, the algorithm plants shit in your timeline, and all these accounts that are fine follow and like posts from accounts you dont like and you are forced to sit through all of them. That and even in the best of posts people are hardwired to comment the worst, most annoying, ill intending, incorrect shit every single time.

Like I follow Xiaohei content and pictures of nice houses, why the fuck do I need to see a billion straight guys bitch about the Bowser x Luigi ship like it matters. Or people insisting that any wolf that isnt the stereotypical image of a greywolf is a Coyote. Or like, claiming that having crushes is sexual herrasment.

#twitter #kill me #bird app

[idyllicbby]

GAGGG

#bird app #twitter #killed me 😭😭😭

[heir-less]

Is this a joke?

#twitter #this was under that william picture btw #this has to be a joke with the watermark??? #diana's probably cringing because she's trapped under the tweet of these people #who advocate for the same oppressive media and royal standards that runied her life and then killed her #birds

[anxietyrobot]

if you have a nsfw blog and say that you allow ppl under 18 to follow i am going to Kill You With A Rock

#let me know if i need to trigger tag this for anything anyway its from twitter but i cant say the kill word on there #without the bird sniping me

[loveualottie]

Fandom twitter in 2022 is fandom Instagram in 2014

#fandom instagram my beloved #i miss her <3 #i had like 3k and i spoke to noah finnce a few times #i was in a big gc with a bunch of instagram friends and i met two of them #i havent spoke to any of them in years now #id stay up till late to talk to an american bc i fancied her lmao #but at the time we used to fight and argue #like twitter<3 #fuck you twitter you evil little bird app #i want to kill it #but theres cool art and funny people