#they dry fUCKIN

[katsukiizmoon]

…-18+ content ; thigh riding + k. bkg

Think in’ bout Katsuki making you ride his thigh while in uniform. He takes some of his tactical gear off, leaving him in the bare bones of his winter hero costume. Your hands braced against his chest, thighs shaking while desperately rutting against it. He grips your hips and digs thick, gloved thumbs down into them.

His cock chubs up in his pants and you rub your free hand against it, squeezing and palming just to hear him moan. He guides you and keeps pressing you down harder into his thigh. Sweat makes some of the dirt on his forehead smear and the eyeliner on his eyes smudges and fades. You can smell the ash and rubble beneath thick layers of caramel.

“Ride it— make yourself feel good baby.” He’d whisper breathlessly, deep and honeyed voice rough from yelling all day.

Yeah!! Just thinkin.

#my braincells are rubbing together so hard rn #they dry fUCKIN #bakugou x reader #bakugou smut #bakugou x you #katsuki bakugou x you #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugo x reader #bakugo x yn #bakugo x self insert #bakugo smut #rambles #star anise #headcanons #hcs #my headcanons #masterlist

[pancakemolybdenum]

glad lucia alla swedenstuckare

#phew ok here we fuckin go #gamzee makara #sollux captor #tavros nitram #kanaya maryam #vriska serket #feferi peixes #nepeta leijon #aradia megido #terezi pyrope #eridan ampora #equius zahhak #karkat vantas #more like karkat santas #this is also womanlet vriska propaganda #swedenstuck #i will bestow you this single drop of content in this bone dry tag #homestuck #lucia #lovisas art #who the fuck are even some of these trolls like i havent drawn them for YEARS #anyway go eat some saffron buns for me bc i actually dont like them bye

[ventiswampwater]

What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

#soggy beige man has decidedly un-beige night out on the town (a speedrun in pathetic suffering): the film #after hours #after hours 1985 #griffin dunne #paul hackett #filmedit #mine #you're gonna have 2 forgive me for the amount of noise I used on these gifs #the quality of my copy of this film is. kinda v much so. hot dog water #but this is my sopping wet white boi of the month (year) & u all are bein forced 2 look @ him #the fluctuating state of his unibrow is smthn that can be so personal #paul: breathes #everyone collectively: maaaa put the dogs awaaaaay there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside #this guy. I wanna hang him out to dry on a balmy summer afternoon and then tuck him into bed w/exactly 5 mg of melatonin #but also #*miranda from sex and the city voice* OOOKAY linda fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain link FENCE #his night is ruined but I could ruin it MORE. just give me ten minutes

[naturecalls111]

People who reblog my stuff with stuff like ‘I HATE this ship usually it SUCKS worst thing EVER I might VOMIT seeing it on my timeline in fact this is the worst ship in the world and to see it makes my eyes burn and my soul ablaze in the most painful and truculent way possible and I’ll DIE before I enjoy it without this specified caveat of telling everyone I actually HATE it. But I guess this is pretty cute’ are you ok

#nc111 talks #like. ok. #my art isn’t for you #why do you insist on specifying that you hate it #you… you know you don’t have to reblog this drawing right #you can like it and move on #like no one has to be privy to your interests #while I appreciate the sentiment it’s not the compliment you think it is #I’ve also gotten ‘I usually hate this ship but this characterisation is canon so I like it’ #I’m making them kiss and hold each others waists and dry hump each other my characterisation is as delusional and fanon as any #like of course I care about accurate characterisation for my own works #but my characterisation can only ever be one interpretation of the ship. until oda writes them Fuckin and suckin we don’t know what canon #characterisation is #anyway….

[crykea]

Maaaaaaajor love to yall w eczema and skin disorders w this season change. It's Always rough and I love you and you're beautiful

#nothing makes me more insecure than the season change from winter to spring #i am like. red everywhere and also flaking like a fuckin dry croissant #my SCALP. god. god.!!!!!!!!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EPISODE 2 AND 3 HAVE BEEN SOOOO FUN im already so emotionally attached to each of these characters.. if anything bad ever happens to any of them im killing everyone and then everyone.

#cw blood #cw vomiting #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #ARTHUR BENNETS DRY HUMOR IS SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY OH MY GOOODDD the sleepin upside down bit omg.. #i love drawing him with just the same stoic expression. he is a stone cold pillar of ice to me. one that loves his little kitty kittyyyyy #i loved watching him work with emizel aswell the dynamic is SOO FUN #I LOVE THAT EMIZEL IS SO FOND OF CATS TOO LIKE RAAAHH THATS SO SWEET.. pepper is his favorite cat.... #the part with him defending pepper was SO CUTE UGHH i love emizel he is so small and sharp and pointy AND YET #there is LOVE IN THAT BOYS MOSTLY DEAD HEART I TEEELLL YOU HWAT!!! and in other news: #i love love love the concept of 'royal shut-in gets lost in the big city' MY BABY BOY SHILOOO I ADORE HIMMMM #AND DEACON WAS SOOOO NICE TO HIM givin him a place to stay n helpin him dress up for the party and taking him around town to see the sights #im in love with deacon i love him soooo much. AND ALSO. ABOUT SHILO. #HE CAN EAT FOOOOOD LIKE SURE THE GARLIC GOT HIM BUT WE GGOOOTTA GIVE HIM A MILKSHAKE OR SMTH #LIKE I THOUGHT IN THE FIRST EPISODE WHEN HE SIPPED SODY N NOTHING HAPPENED. I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUSTA FLUKE #BUT NO ITS A PATTERN ITSA PATTERN HE CAN EAT FOOD!!! BABY BOY CAN EAT FOOOD!!!!!!! FEED HIM MORE FOOD!!! food is the best human creation #I HOPE MORE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THESE BOYS. especially since. well. okay so ive seen the 4th episode. sigh. #like holy fuck. hey ep4? what the fuck? hey you just let that happen? what the fuck. what the FUCK. EPISODE 4. HEY WHAT THE FUCK #THAT DIDNT NEED TO HAPPEN. OH MY GOD. THIS BETTER END WELL. IN TWO WEEKS I KNOW YALLRE GONNA BE SCREAMIN TOO BC OHHH MY GLOD. WHAT THE FUCK #EPSIDOE FOUR STILL HAS ME FUCKED UP SO BAD OH MY GOD. I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHYYYYYY. NOOOOOOO!

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh god the next time I get fucked he’s literally going to tear my pussy in half with how much I can feel myself stretching around my small glass dildo when I’m just trying to get the fucking thing inside me right now so I can feel stretched and filled while I grind on my wand 😅🥵

#cons of having a man with a big dick when you have a tiny stupidly tight fucking pussy lmfao #like …. his size compared to how tight my pussy is literally left friction burns on his dick after he fucked me and I was soaking wet #like there was nothin fuckin dry down there and I STILL rubbed his dick like raw in spots because of my ridiculous fuckin pussy grip #shits wack man like why did I have to be so tight that using some toys can rip/tear me if they’re too big like wtf this is uncalled for #I just wanna fuck big toys/dicks without risking the life of my fucking vagina my guy #and not have to keep it out of service for like 6-8 weeks while my fucking tears and shit heal like god so fucking ANNOYING ugh sjdhfjjfjf

[mymreaderlibrary]

Hey buddy, gotta say, fucking LOVE your old man yaoi post with price and reader. It's also one of my favorite things and shit if you'd like could you write more about them? Like I need these two old men to finally own up and kiss damnit 😭

I wanted to get this out way earlier but ANYWAYS IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT AAAAGHHGH I honestly wanted to write about it a lil more but I wasn’t sure. I hope this is good, no beta cause I’m a looney toons of a writer who’s stubborn as hell.

[old friends to lovers, slight angst, injury ment, laswell is so fuckin annoyed by being the only smart person, use of y/n though they’re kinda treated more like an oc sorry, the ramblings continue]

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They didn't speak of the night before, but they honestly didn't have to. Y/n and Price could tell their feelings were mutual, or at least stronger than a typical friendship, but instead they chose to be stopped by an invisible road block.

For y/n it was the feeling of lost time. They weren't young anymore, they didn't have the energy nor time for things like relationships and... well he wasn't sure if Price would want to be stuck with an old fart like himself. Price aged in a way that'd make any man jealous meanwhile y/n? Not so much. He was greying, his bones ached more often than not, he spent half of his time drinking shitty liquor that made his teeth reek, and, as much as he hates to admit it, he's just not handsome anymore. Price deserved to be with someone who still had life to them. Maybe a spunky military gal who could keep him on his toes or private operative with an infinite list of missions to complete. What he didn't need, however, was someone who already had their chance and wasted it. Y/n should've told him just how much Price meant to him, how much he envied the people who got to stay by his side. He should've searched for him, got on his hands and knees and begged to come with. Convince whoever had them separated to change their mind. He didn't care if he still went through the same pain he did when he was alone, if he had to amputate his own damn leg again, or deal with the loss of his parents one more time. As long as he could've done it by Price's side he would've been happy or at the very least satisfied. But that was the past and the current y/n could never catch up to the man Price had become.

However for Price it was guilt. He remembered the days that y/n and him felt invincible. Like every little thing was just a stepping stone in their grand journey to glory. No matter the pain they persevered, found solutions where others would've given up, made names for themselves amongst crowds of soldiers all baring the same purpose. Too bad those names couldn't stop them from being split up, from losing their friends, their families, from being sent all across the world with no way of knowing if the other was even alive. Those names couldn't stop y/n from losing his entire calf... (Price hated that he only knew of his friends injury due a rumor involved with y/n's discharge). Y/n shouldn't even be here, his time in the military was over, he paid his penance, he should be at home watching tv on a leather couch with a beer in hand. Nothing on the mind but whatever sore loser couldn't figure out tonight's Jeopardy categories. But no, Price had to go and drag him out from retirement, right back onto the front lines. Straight back into trouble. Even if he wasn't on the field that didn't mean he was away from risk. His mere association with the 141 planted a target on his back that wouldn’t be removed by simply walking away. Price didn't feel he deserved y/n's affection not when all he ever did was put him in danger.

So they both stayed like that, infinitely stubborn, hellishly avoidant, and not nearly as sly as they thought. The 141 didn't have a full understanding of what was going on between the two, but they could tell there was some unfinished business. Gaz thought maybe one of them slighted the other and neither have taken the step to apologize for it. Soap thought y/n perhaps betrayed Price and that's why he's missing part of his leg. Ghost had... almost the right idea, thinking there was a strange tinge of romantic tension between the two though he assumed it was from something like a love triangle. Maybe y/n and Price loved the same woman and had some unfinished rivalry? Regardless, it was not his problem so much as it didn’t effect the mission.

Laswell however, she knew. She wouldn't have the position she did if information like this just flew past her radar. She knew of their history, she saw how they reacted to one another. Laswell wasn't blind for god's sake, in fact she felt like the only one with eyes at the moment. She wasn't so crass as to demand them to make up and get it over with, but having no one to complain to was definitely testing her patience. Instead she stuck to subtly, casually chatting with Price about y/n and dropping questions in regards to their past missions together and how close they were, hoping to make some wheels turn in his rusted head. She wasn't gonna do more than that however, they were two grown men and if they couldn’t figure it out that was their problem. Could they just be a little more subtle though?

It took until a, quite literally, explosive scenario for them to finally get it together. A bullet had gotten lodged into Price's shoulder after an enemy made a lucky shot. It was far from the worst thing the Captain had faced but it still wasn't great, hurt like a bitch for one. And secondly it seemed to send y/n into a spiral. He was practically fuming when Price got back, going on some sort of rant about hygiene and wound care. Y/n demanded to be the one to dress Price's shoulder with a tone that had the others knowing they were not invited to watch unless they wanted to join in on the incoming lecture. And lecture he did, through the whole process Price could barely get a word in. Y/n paced and raved, threw his arms in the air and even knocked over supplies on accident. He was a complete mess and it wasn't until y/n was literally out breath that the Captain could finally speak.

An explanation of what happened was given, it was just luck (bad luck in regards to Price) that he got hit. This wasn’t overly common and the team knew how to deal with these wounds. Everything was okay, it was going to be fine. This just came with the job, risks were inevitable.

They were quiet, looking at each other and letting the silence permeate the room. Price reached his hand out to touch y/n’s but was caught off guard as the other man suddenly leaned it. Knocking his head against Price’s good shoulder and breathing heavily, y/n shuddered a silent cry. A plead for Price to be safe. Whatever false version of safety he could promise, just please don’t die out there.

The Captain raised his outstretched hand to cup the back of y/n’s head, running a thumb over the stubbled hair. Letting his hand slide to his face and pushing him back just an inch.

Another moment of silence. Hearts beating like rabbits.

“You gonna actually do something or do I-“

Price shut him up as quickly as he could. It was clumsy, a bit shaky, and definitely desperate, but the moment their lips touched it felt like pure ecstatic relief. Relief that this was finally happening, relief that the invisible barrier they built around each other was so weak, but mostly relief that those moments, all those touches and lingering stares weren’t for nothing.

They breathed in each others scent, something they’ve come to know so well and yet in this moment it felt brand new, and infinitely stronger. The spice of a cigar, the sting of sweat, and- oh right, sterile wipes. Price was left to chuckle awkwardly and y/n backed away. Any childish excitement felt would have to wait but at the very least they had this.

#sorry was stuffing my mouth with turkey today so I didn’t finish it when I wanted to #insert video of dude fuckin up that dry ass chicken sandwich #didn’t know if I wanted to add this but was listening to drunk drivers/ killer whales by carseatheadrest for a lot of this #my writing #mw #male reader #x male reader #john price #john price x male reader #probably ooc 😭😭😭😭😭 AURHHFJGNFJFN #im so shy about this help #cod #cod x male reader #price cod #ramblings #old man yaoi

[b4kuch1n]

made a mushroom pin that's also the hardest object to photograph on earth. I still have a brick and a half of air dry clay left so I hope to make more :]

#bakuspecial #I dont think I have a craft tag lmao. well #really wanted to make the gills on these shrooms more uh. physical. but I did Not have the patience for it fskjdfhdj #next time hopefully I will have more. #also the matte spray is really cool... its cocomelon shit to me it really does dry matte...... #the other pins in that first pic are from a saigon art shop and a prize for a queer art contest I placed in two years ago #I need a good way to display them lol. mostly so I dont lose them #need to make like a scroll of fabric or something to hang on the bookshelf #my vision for this thing is a nice wide brimmed hat thats earth toned and I paint it to look like a log #and figure out how to embroider moss on it. and then mushroom pins #its genuinely not my style at all lmao I just wanna try and make it #alright I should go to bed soon.... Im gettin another stretch of sleepin at normal human hours for a while. best to make use of it #have a good night lads! making some fucked up little things really is so fuckin good for ur brane n mind

[shapeshiftinterest]

colors: vanilla, mocha, olive, waterfall

i made a bigger adult blanket!

really liked these colors but they only came in the large size so i decided to make a blanket a little smaller than the size of my bed

didn’t feel like making granny squares this time, wanted something i wouldn’t have to join afterwards

my dad says it would have made a cool shawl or i could have put a hood on it when i was around halfway done diagonally; he was right but my original goal was blanket so i kept going lol

@crazy-fangirl-probs-rants suggested blocking it (steaming the ends that were curling to flatten them out)

learned from THIS video and THIS video

#art mine #2023 art mine #crafts #crochet #blankets #made like 5 mistakes #cut the string too early 2 times and had to rejoin them and finish the last square to the edge #lost count of how many stitches i had so 3 of these squares have 1 less stitch #also FUCK undoing all the work just to fix it #i just added an extra when i found out to make up for it #it's fuckin curling at the edges but that'll probably go away as i keep washing it #a little smaller than me (might have stretched while drying) so around 5ft ish

[carriondell]

idk what's hotter between simon wrapping soap up as a gift to you, or yourself being laid under the christmas tree for both men......

#now that the brunt of xmas is over i can finally breathe hallelujah #xmas is only nice in retrospect or in such imaginings that i forget the fuckin stress of everything #anw yeah ghost n soap my beloveds #for u i'd suffer dry turkey #ghost x reader #soap x reader #ghoap x reader

[ohn-jay]

Sorry about the anon hate re:Blaze, I just wanted to say that I really admired your positivity, we should definitely call out this kind of behaviour. I reported some folks in the notes. Anyway, I hope you're having a great day! Keep doing you!

THANK YOU SO MUCH! This is what #truesolidarity looks like! Thank you for looking out for me. I couldn't say the same for my family or my wife and her family. Or my employer. Or my therapist. Or my landlord. I always count on good friends though (:

#THIS IS WHAT REAL LOVE LOOKS LIKE #IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THEN READ A BOOK OR FUCKING GOOGLE IT AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF #KINDLY FUCK YOU! #IF YOU WANT BEEF I CAN COOK IT WITH SOY SAUCE DRY RUB CHILE SPICE SALT PEPPER GARLIC OR EVEN FUCKIN RAW #I DONT NEED TO BE BEHIND A SCREEN #WTF IS REALLY GOOD #I REALLY REALLY WISH A MF WOULD AND ALSO WISH THAT MF WELL #I ALSO LOVE THIS REAL HUMAN ANON YOU ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU #HAKUNA MATATA #NANKURUNAISA #ANTI BULLYING #ANTI HATE #ANTI CHEAT #ANTI LIE #ANTI THIEF #ANTI WARRIOR #ANTI CONQUEROR #ANTI POLES #ANTI LIGHT #ANTI KING #PENULTIMATE HONEST DUDE #PHD #SUCK ON THAT BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME

[fleur-alise]

is it bad that i am bothered by the fact that the mainstream tiktok music slaughterhouse has gotten ahold of Hozier's music. I don't have the clock app but apparently, some people were being like 'oh is it about a younger girl? is he creepy? is he making fun of her for being naive?' no you dumb fucks use your context clues

#this man does nothing but revere women in his music #its literally from eden vibes #its not that hard #go back to analyzing taylor swift lyrics down to the fuckin syllable please #i dont know whats come over me I got a tiktok repost to youtube using too sweet in a pov style thing and got SO irrationally angry #sorry i had a bitch moment but please leave hozier out of the instant gratification monkey's hands where all popular songs are bled dry #until everybody says its a bad song in a desperate attempt to get away from it #hozier #unheard ep #unheard hozier #too sweet hozier

[ventiswampwater]

man locks keys in truck: 2005, colorized  

#I lov the first pic of bo bc he looks like a christmas elf #herbie from rudolph the red nosed reindeer lookin ass #house of wax #bo sinclair #carly jones #<--my girls tag is dry IT IS FUCKIN DESSICATED so I respond by givin it this #house of wax 2005 #mine

[krykky]

@quiddie without context this is so out of pocket

#your mom is so fuckin dry #dimension 20 #aabria iyengar #burrow's end

[ragingtwilight]

alt ending in Solar Lunacy chap 2 where instead of faceplanting sun lands on u and u fukcing die

#lol #this isnt a rly serious post im just running dry on fnaf fanart #prob gonna be posting some old iz stuff or ocs soon until i make some more #i didnt write solary lunacy!!! Bamsara did!! its their work not mine! #i just thought itd be funny if sun made a pancake out of y/n LMAO #my art #my art: fnaf sb #my art: fnaf #my art: shitpost #fnaf sundrop #fnaf moon #comic #fnaf fanart #daycare attendant #solar lunacy? #burh #pov you fuckin die bro #imagine the last thing u see being suns face squishing u